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Joined 01-30-12, id: 3679038, Profile Updated: 01-30-13
Author has written 34 stories for Harry Potter, Wizards of Waverly Place, Lazytown, iCarly, Aliens/Predator, Tangled, Frozen, Star Wars, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Disney, Hunger Games, and Maleficent.

Clever here. I guess I ought to say a little about myself. I like dramatic fiction, stuff that cuts right through the pain characters are feeling.

Alright, favorite shows? Depends on what I'm obsessed with at the moment.

Charmed is always a favorite.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Smallville, Supernatural, Wizards of Waverly Place, Icarly, Viper, Phil of the Future, Angel, and Colbert Report.

Cartoons: Kim Possible, American Dragon Jake Long, bit of South Park when I feel like it.

I review if I think it will make a difference. Drop me a line if you feel like chatting.

As for flames... whatever. If you find a weakness in my writing, go for it. If you don't like the way I portray characters, you had better have some excellent references

Here is my Youtube channel

http://www.youtube.com/user/SuperClevercleaver?feature=mhee

Uh... let's see what else there is... about my 'M' rated fictions, alot of them are kida controversal. I wasn't raised to cuss, and it doesn't come naturally to me. The reason my 'M's are controversial is because they tend to be on the raw side. Lots of insense feelings, and not everyone will agree with them.

I like reviews. Generally, if you review a story, I update it.

Update 10/19/2012- Can anyone come up with some decent images for my Jalex stories?

Update 1/30/2013- I will try and make a sequel to Tough. If that sounds good, review it.

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Spun by sidewalk serfer girl reviews
A rather unapologetic letter from the former prince of the Southern Isles is the catalyst for a life-changing meeting between Elsa and the hot-blooded miscreant who tried to steal her crown. Elsa x Hans.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 101,872 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 3/21/2014 - [Elsa, Hans]
The Thaw by Starstorm0m394 reviews
The spring is here, and Elsa and Anna are getting ready to celebrate Anna's engagement to Kristoff. But, bad news interrupts their happiness, only to find Elsa questioning herself more than ever before. Was originally a short story. (It's over and done and I DGAF if it's corny it's FANFICTION, people take this waaayyy too seriously. No fun allowed apparently. Peace out!)
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 80,919 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 3/5/2014 - [Elsa, Hans] [Anna, Kristoff B.] - Complete
Sex & Violence by Wayfaring Snowflake reviews
A Helsa drabble based on the Scissor Sisters' song Sex and Violence. Two things occur in this fic. Sex. And violence. If you're innocent, avert your eyes. It gets pretty graphic.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,542 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 2/18/2014 - Elsa, Hans - Complete
Because I love her by PD31 reviews
Freddie looks back on the last few years and the choices he's made. One-sided Creddie with a side of Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Freddie B., Carly S. - Complete
Iron Shackles by KitKatKittyKat007 reviews
Ahsoka is captured during a mission in the outer rim. Now a slave/servant to General Grievous, Ahsoka must obey his every whim, or die. Can she live long enough to see the next day, or will she be able turn him towards a better path? It's up to her.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 84,255 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Ahsoka T., General Grievous
Fortress of Solitude by o0O-Archimedes-O0o reviews
Alan was seven years old, and his little sister Julia very nearly six, when their father sat him down to break the surprising news to him: that he was a wizard. Minor spoilers for 'Charmed & Dangerous: The Story of the Lost Wand'. Implied pre-Jalan.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,857 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/9/2011 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
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The Harsh Light of Day reviews
Fire!Hans Hans has been humiliated and shipped back home. But what he doesn't realize is that he has the power to free himself. As tables turn, he discovers the power within; as well as a burning need for vengeance.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,586 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 12/6/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Hans, Hans' brothers
Adventures in Disneyland reviews
A young girl from 'our world' is magically transported to the incredible world from the imagination of Disney. She overcomes her real-world anxieties through lessons taught by the princesses. Wholesome.
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,584 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 2/1
The Wicked Huntsman reviews
WARNING; NOT FOR CHILDREN! You are the wicked Huntsman, forced to hunt princesses across the land. You goal is to find them and break their spirits. WARNING; sexual violence, stalking, humiliation, torture, even rape. Do not read. Snow White, Cinderella, Belle, Merida, Rapunzel, Eilonwy, Mulan, Ariel, Tiana, Pocahontas, Aurora.
Disney - Rated: M - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,999 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/2/2020 - Published: 4/21/2020
100 reviews
Prince Hans is stuck in prison, slowly going mad. But as it turns out, the evil he WAS happens to be the lesser of two evils. What happens when a malevolent force strikes Arrendelle? Now Elsa has to ask for help from the one man who wants more than anything to see the place burn to the ground! Read and review for a chapter.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 100 - Words: 88,773 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/22/2020 - Published: 6/12/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Hans, Hans' brothers - Complete
Breaking a Princess reviews
Warning! Dark! Sexual assault/rape. The girl-power princesses get a little dose of reality; don't wander the woods alone, don't go down dark alleys, and, if you live alone, lock your doors. Anna, Elsa and Rapunzel vs. Hans, The Duke and the Stabbington Brothers. Also, this is a sad, depressing story with barely any hope in sight. Rated 'M' for a reason. Go somewhere else.
Crossover - Tangled & Frozen - Rated: M - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,728 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/21/2019 - Published: 6/9/2014 - Rapunzel, Anna, Elsa, Hans
Jalex Fluff reviews
A mirror image of my angsty Jalex, this is just Jalex where everyone is happy and stuff. You know you love fluffy! Justin and Alex being happy. Read and review for more chapters. This is a series of different fictions, so not all chapters are connected.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 21,840 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/25/2019 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Alex R., Justin R.
Toughest reviews
Final chapter from 'Tough' and 'Tougher'. Freddie is dead. Carly is a wreck. And, of course, psychopaths from the Institute are trying to hunt her down and brutally assault her. What happens when a handsome stranger stops by?
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 10,535 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/28/2015 - Published: 6/22/2014 - Freddie B., Carly S., Sam P., Nevel P. - Complete
Who am I? reviews
An amnesiac finds himself in the middle of the war between Hydra and S.H.I.E.L.D. As paranoia and suspicion take him over, the question remains whether or not this 'Ward' guy everyone says he is happens to be Hydra or S.H.I.E.L.D.- or both. Read and review, get a chapter.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,106 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/16/2015 - Published: 12/7/2014
The Greatest, Warmest Hug Ever reviews
"Elsa is the nicest, most wonderfullest person ever!" For some reason, Olaf wandered away and ran into Anna. But what if instead, he followed after Elsa? Warm fuzzies. Fluff-fic.
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/1/2015 - Published: 12/5/2014 - Elsa, Olaf, Oaken, Marshmallow
FrozenMaleficient Crack reviews
Oh, those stupid, responsible parents who tried to protect others! Worry not, woman-kind! Maleficient steps in to correct the king! Because, after all, she knows all about raising children! Yes, this is sarcasm, and a crack-fic against anti-male themes in Maleficient and Frozen.
Crossover - Frozen & Maleficent - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 10/20/2014
The General and the Jedi reviews
General Greivous is ordered to attack Shili, unaware that a certain ex-Jedi apprentice is there. The general, mourning the loss of his love, turns to hate and rage. But what happens when Ahsoka Tano steps up and challenges everything he believes in?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,573 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/15/2014 - Published: 10/20/2014 - General Grievous, Ahsoka T. - Complete
Send the Pain Below reviews
Justin and Alex talking about one-sided Jalex. What if one of them felt 'that way' but the other didn't? They'd send the pain below. Based on Chevelle's 'Send the Pain Below' song. There's a youtube video for it on my channel. This is a series of different stories. Some are connected, some aren't.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 67 - Words: 55,247 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Alex R., Justin R.
The Dark Side of Alex Russo reviews
Continuation of 'Dark Side of Justin Russo'. Alex is finally free of her brother's power, but all is not right in the Russo clan. Someone kidnaps Alex's daughter, and now she has to turn to her most horrifying enemy to save her child. Justin requires her to sacrifice herself in exchange. Rape, violence, not for the kiddoes.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 11,876 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Call Me, Again reviews
A request Ficlet. Juliet muses on her death at the hands of her boyfriend. Right now it's one chapter, but if I get a couple reviews, I'll write more. Juliet/Justin with Jalex hints.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,552 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Justin R., Juliet vH.
Jalex Fights reviews
Another series of ficlets. Justin and Alex fighting it out. Go figure.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,298 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Alex R., Justin R.
Katniss VS Predator VS Aliens Finale reviews
It's the big finale of my trilogy. Peeta is back on earth, Katniss and Gale take on a daring assination plan beneath the Capital. Will our heroes make it out? Of course not, but you'll read it anyways!
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,012 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Predalien, Peeta M. - Complete
Tougher reviews
Sequel to my fanfic 'Tough'. Freddie and Carly finally get together, only for him to be hunted down by the FBI and the Institute. An old enemy turns into an ally, and old ally goes insane. Will true love prevail, or will someone in our fair crew die? 'M' for sex, violence and language. That's right, triple threat. Also, this is a tragedy- no happy endings. R&R if you want a chappy.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,081 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Freddie B., Carly S. - Complete
Wizards of 'Warty Part One reviews
Jalex H.P./G.W. Goodness during GoF. Justin enters the competition, unknowingly part of a bigger plot. But everything is not what it seems. Slightly A.U. Different events and stuff. 2/2/2013- Okay, it turns out I accidently put the wrong chapters in here. So, I am re-publishing this material. Sorry!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,926 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Harry P., Alex R. - Complete
Tough reviews
Beauty and the Beast kind of story. M for a reason kidies; violence, death, and sex. Freddie is sent away to a military school where he turns into a muderous psychopath. Can the power of Creddie save him, or is he going to take out his rage on the woman he loves? Read and review for updates. I don't own ICarly. Questions?
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,317 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Freddie B., Carly S. - Complete
Wizards of 'Warts at Wiztech reviews
Justin and Alex are together when he suddenly disappears. With the Dark Lord on the rise, Max has to pull it together in order to stop a threat more mysterious than the terrible Lord Voldemort. Jalex Justin/Alex, Max/Luna, Harry/Ginny
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,701 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Harry P., Max R. - Complete
Katniss vs Predator vs Alien Finale reviews
The finale to my Katniss vs Predator series. Peeta returns from the Preserve planet with the singular goal of returing to Katniss, unaware of the secret pain she holds. We learn scarring backstories, and the true power of friendship. Or not. Oh, and there's a lot of violence and sex and stuff. R and R for more chapters.
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Predalien, Peeta M.
Dark Side of Justin Russo reviews
Warning! Not for the kiddies! It's 'M' for a reason. Alex gets tired of Justin's over-bearing conscience, so she wounds it. Mentions of non-con, violence. A bit AU. Heavy on sexual assault! Consider yourself warned!
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,176 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
ISelect reviews
Sequel to "ISecretary" and "ISecrecy". Nevel's reign of terror begins as he seizes control of America. Carly and Freddie have not seen each other in a year. Can the power of Creddie overcome the evil overlord? Or will Nevel finallly come between the two lovers once and for all! Carly/Freddie Nevel/Victoria onsided.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 10,209 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Freddie B., Carly S. - Complete
Teaser Part Two reviews
A teaser trailer for Aliens Vs. Predator Vs. Katniss. President Snow reflects on the future. Warning! It is necessary to read parts one and two to understand what is going to happen here.
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Alien/Xenomorph, Pres. Snow - Complete
Episode 265 reviews
I wrote this in the form of a television show. Jalex only in peripherals. Justin and Alex don't trust Juliet and Mason. Hijinks ensue. Max resolves the issue.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,525 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Mason, Juliet vH. - Complete
Predators: Katniss Vs Aliens reviews
Sequel to Katniss vs. Predator. Katniss takes on the xenomorphs at the Quarter Quell. But what happens when the bugs get out of hand...? Gee, a corrupt system loses control of the bugs. That's not the plot to Aliens 1-4 and AvP 1-2 Meanwhile, a familiar face finds himself on the Reserve.
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,831 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Alien/Xenomorph, Katniss E.
Teaser reviews
A teaser for my sequel to 'Katniss vs Predator'. Herald returns, but he has a new trick up his sleeve... Please vote in my poll so I can decide whether or not to release the sequel.
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Alien/Xenomorph, Pres. Snow
Katniss Vs Predator reviews
Katniss faces off against the Predator. It had to be done. Sequel now up.
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,775 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Predator/Yautja, Katniss E. - Complete
ISecrecy reviews
Sequel to 'ISecretary.' Now that Freddie and Carly had a 'Creddie' night, someone decides to try and keep them apart. Meanwhile, the two are lost in the own pasts, battling pangs left by old friends. Hurt, drama and angst. Also, clowns. Or maybe not, I don't like clowns that much. Sequel now up.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,543 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Freddie B., Carly S. - Complete
ISecretary reviews
Carly, a single mother down on her luck, runs into Frddie, a wealthy C.E.O. who runs an evil corporation. Can their friendship survive their new relationship, or will Freddie's partner Nevel Rue-in it? Good gravy I'm tired of finding Seddie Fanfics! Where is all the Creddie love? Mentions of Seddie, of course.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,201 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Freddie B., Carly S., Gibby, Nevel P. - Complete
Call Me reviews
Justin kills Juliet's parents, and calls Alex for help. When the two women in his life turn on one another, who will he choose...?
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Justin R., Juliet vH. - Complete
A Hero By Definition
Warning! Adult content, sexual assault, murder, hurt, etc. Stephanie is following in Sportacus' footsteps when his old rival, Crassus comes to town. Not for the kiddos.
Lazytown - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,289 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Sportacus, Stephanie - Complete
I Heart Justin reviews
A continuation of 'I3Jalex's' story, 'In Another World'. It is necessary to read the other one first. Alex wishes she and Justin were no longer brother and sister. Then things get all awkward when he falls in love with her. Will Jalex prevail, or will the wizard council banish her from reality for all eternity!
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Wizards of 'Warts Part Two reviews
Jalex at Hogwarts. Harry returns for the rest of the semester to fight the Russos in the Triwizard Tournament. Justin is a champion, and Alex is afraid she will lose him. Beginning of Part Two. AU past.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,480 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Harry P., Alex R. - Complete