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Joined 01-30-12, id: 3680109, Profile Updated: 03-18-14
Author has written 9 stories for Katekyo Hitman Reborn!.

I'm nothing too outstanding, not really a good writer either. English isn't my first language, mistakes are simply inevitable. I won't try to deny that my language sucks but I'm willing to change (at least I'm making progress to) and accept criticism with welcoming hands.

I don't believe in flowery words. The truth lies within the harsh and hurtful ones.

Thanks.

PS: I'm lazy and unstable. Please don't feel so bad if I happen to disappoint you.

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Bloodflood by AstronomicalDragon reviews
Xanxus drabble. Always, there was true blood, and there was fake blood. He'd never considered being on the flip side of the coin.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/14/2015 - Xanxus - Complete
Must Love Sharks by ShinigamiMailJeevas reviews
Blood...blood and the waves crashing over him was all he could remember. He could not recall the pain of the bite, or the crunch of bone and tearing of flesh as the appendage was taken by rows and rows of jagged pointed teeth.-Written for Shark Week 2012. MM.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,806 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Mello, Matt - Complete
From X to S by SlamShady reviews
Because all couples have their ups and downs, and this couple is no different. Journey along with Xanxus and Squalo through their hectic yet beautiful, impassioned yet clumsy companionship, constructed via an assortment of one-shots. XS Xanxus/Squalo, cracky.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,162 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Xanxus, Squalo S.
Holidays from Hell by Vronna reviews
Soon after the Ring Conflict Tsuna is called to Italy by his father. The reason for that call turns out to be no one else but Xanxus. And this where the trouble only begin. Tsuna X Xanxus X27.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,529 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Xanxus, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
50-Sentence Drabbles by Owl Satire reviews
A collection of drabbles made up by 50 sentences. Xanxus x Squalo. UPDATED 1/1
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,701 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Xanxus, Squalo S.
Monster by SlamShady reviews
Deep down in the midst of the low district where corruption and prejudice dwell like lingering plagues, a monster is born. He succeeds whilst they perish, struggling in a world that despises him for what he couldn't control. This is the story of Xanxus leading up to and including the events in 'Within Pandemonium'. AU, Gen with eventual XS
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39,890 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Xanxus - Complete
Orders by Pineapple Pen reviews
Who cares that Squalo was one step away from death? Xanxus had given him an order, and when Xanxus gives an order he expects it to be followed. No matter what.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Xanxus, Squalo S. - Complete
Within Pandemonium by SlamShady reviews
In a dystopian world, a city is divided and on the verge of war. For generations, Grid has ruled the city, however an upcoming rebellion is brewing and within the chaos an unbreakable bond is formed between two people. Xanxus/Squalo, XS, AU COMPLETE
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 98,272 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Xanxus, Squalo S. - Complete
The Cradle Affair: The Real Story by SushiBomb reviews
In which Xanxus does what he wants and Squalo is left completely and utterly speechless. Crack in every sense of the word. Result of too much time on tumblr and boredom.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Xanxus, Squalo S. - Complete
A matter of recollection by Yuu-chi reviews
Xanxus doesn't remember how it was he began sleeping with Squalo.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Xanxus, Squalo S. - Complete
Rock, Ms Balalaika, and the Favor by Thomas Gunmane reviews
What happens when Balalaika has to leave Roanapur, and why is Rock being summoned to Hotel Moscow?
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,822 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Rock, Balalaika
Look on the Fridge by kyoasaurus reviews
"Dear Frogface, come and bail me out of jail. QUICK. PS: Hurry up, I'm about to be turned into prince mush!" Late giftfic for SushiBomb, oneshot, crackfic. Bel/Fran, mild Bel/Squalo
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Belphegor, Fran - Complete
Five Stages of Being a SqualoSexual by Pineapple Pen reviews
Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance. These are the five stages Xanxus has to go through before he will acknowledge that he's attracted to Squalo. Or at least that's what his tequila tells him.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,755 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 50 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Xanxus, Squalo S. - Complete
Eromenos by IDespiseTragedy reviews
What if Xanxus, Squalo and the rest of the Varia met in the previous life in Archaic Greece?
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 28,434 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - [Squalo S., Xanxus] - Complete
Sweet Attack by unkeptsecret reviews
Chaos returns to Roanapur as the Triads and Hotel Moscow start their inevitable war. Old alliances clash with new ones, and the only person who can save them all is pressing out his collared shirt by the bed. Revy and Rock. Chang and Balalaika.
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,005 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Rock, Revy, Balalaika, Chang - Complete
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No-good style reviews
This is a song describing Tsuna's daily life with the infamous Oppa Gangnam Style as tune. Crack. Hope you'll enjoy this.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
X-mission: Shark's laughter reviews
This is a sequel to 'Five kinds of VOIs'. Very OOC Xanxus. Pure crack. A little bit of yaoi, or maybe not? Find it out yourself! So Xanxus is bored and he needs something to do. Remember, he is still the badass that will get what he wants. (Re-uploaded and rearranged)
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,660 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Xanxus, Squalo S. - Complete
Xanxus' style reviews
A songfic/lyrics about Xanxus' daily basis using the music of Gangnam style. Rated T for language. I do not own the original music and KHR characters.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Xanxus - Complete
Not what you think it is! reviews
There are sounds of gasping, panting, cursing and swearing coming from a certain room of the Varia mansion, and there are two persons in that particular room. One-shot. Crack, and very dirty...
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Squalo S., Xanxus - Complete
Still forever (although it makes no sense) reviews
Colonnello will never give up, except that our cool Lal will never understand. But then the stubborn little infant clings onto her and melts her heart again. Col (infant) x Lal (adult)
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Colonnello, Lal Mirch - Complete
Online frenzy reviews
What do the Varias and the Vongolas do during their free time? Online duh!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,539 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Squalo S., Xanxus
Forever reviews
He loves her and is not willing to let her go. Col (infant) x Lal (adult women) One-shot. Short and simple.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Lal Mirch, Colonnello - Complete
Five kinds of VOIs reviews
Xanxus has recently found out how to differentiate Squalo's VOIs and plans to make Squalo screams out all the VOIs in a go! But of course, he needs a plan. Will he succeed? A typical Squalo plus crazy Varia plus a very OOC Xanxus equals to endless inferno to the Vongola! (Re-uploaded.)
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Xanxus, Squalo S. - Complete
The after battle reviews
The Varia lost in the ring battle and everyone was badly injured. As he had completely lost his power, Xanxus started to doubt Squalo's faithfulness towards him.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,002 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Xanxus, Squalo S. - Complete