Sheila Bryant
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Joined 04-11-03, id: 368095, Profile Updated: 08-25-08
Author has written 15 stories for Gilmore Girls.

Some things everyone should know...
...about Emily Gilmore:

Along with her black belt, Emily Gilmore often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call her on it. Ever.
Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Emily Gilmore's PC will crash.
Emily Gilmore actually owns IBM. It was an extremely hostile takeover.
Emily Gilmore beat the Sun in a staring contest.
Emily Gilmore can build a snowman out of rain.
Emily Gilmore can delete the Recycling Bin.
Emily Gilmore can drown a fish.
Emily Gilmore can sneeze with her eyes open.
Emily Gilmore can speak braille.
Emily Gilmore can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Emily Gilmore can taste lies.
Emily Gilmore cannot predict the future; the future just better does what Emily Gilmore says.
Emily Gilmore counted to infinity - twice.
Emily Gilmore died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell her.
Emily Gilmore does not "style" her hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
Emily Gilmore does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.
Emily Gilmore does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
Emily Gilmore does not sleep. She waits.
Emily Gilmore doesn't bowl strikes, she just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
Emily Gilmore doesn't daydream. She is too busy giving other people nightmares.
Emily Gilmore doesn't need a miracle in order to split the ocean. She just walks in and the water gets out of the way.
Emily Gilmore doesn't play "hide-and-seek." She plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
Emily Gilmore doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
Emily Gilmore doesn't read books. She stares them down until she gets the information she wants.
Emily Gilmore doesn't wear a watch, She decides what time it is.
Emily Gilmore grinds her coffee with her teeth and boils the water with her own rage.
Emily Gilmore has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in her way.
Emily Gilmore has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. She won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
Emily Gilmore is not Politically Correct. She is just Correct. Always.
Emily Gilmore is the only woman to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Emily Gilmore just says "no" to drugs. If she said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.
Emily Gilmore once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made her blink.
Emily Gilmore ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Emily Gilmore sleeps with a night light. Not because Emily Gilmore is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Emily Gilmore.
Emily Gilmore was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
Emily Gilmore will never have a heart attack. Her heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack her.
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Emily Gilmore's first visit to Tokyo.
If at first you don't succeed, you're not Emily Gilmore.
If Emily Gilmore wants your opinion, she'll beat it into you.
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Emily Gilmore says its beef, then it's beef.
July 4th is Independence day. And the day Emily Gilmore was born. Coincidence? I think not.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Emily Gilmore pajamas.
Staring at Emily Gilmore for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but an Emily Gilmore glare will liquefy your kidneys.
That's not Emily Gilmore doing push-ups -- that's Emily Gilmore moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.
The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Emily Gilmore" This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.
The easiest way to determine Emily Gilmore's age is to cut her in half and count the rings.
The First rule of Emily Gilmore is: You do not talk about Emily Gilmore.
The last digit of pi is Emily Gilmore. She is the end of all things.
The only time Emily Gilmore was wrong was when she thought she had made a mistake.
The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Emily Gilmore.
The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Emily Gilmore in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
The truth will set you free. Unless Emily Gilmore has you, in which case, forget it buddy!
The United States could save billions in defense funding if they trade the Military for Emily Gilmore
There are now five cup sizes at Starbucks: Short, Tall, Grande, Venti, and Emily Gilmore.
There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Emily Gilmore.
There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Emily Gilmore.
There is no Control button on Emily Gilmore's computer. Emily Gilmore is always in control.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Emily Gilmore allows to live.
Time waits for no woman. Unless that woman is Emily Gilmore.
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Emily Gilmore.
When Emily Gilmore enters a room, she doesn't turn the lights on, she turns the dark off.
When Emily Gilmore falls in water, Emily Gilmore doesn't get wet. Water gets Emily Gilmore.
When Emily Gilmore is ready to wake up, she tells the sun to get above the horizon.
When Emily Gilmore was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Emily Gilmore.
When God said, "Let there be light", Emily Gilmore said, "say please."
When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Emily Gilmore.
When you say "no one's perfect", Emily Gilmore takes this as a personal insult.
You can lead a horse to water but cannot make him drink, unless you're Emily Gilmore.

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Taking a chance by lostlashes reviews
The clan try moving on from Alan's heart attack. But will their chances pay off?
Last Tango in Halifax - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,017 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Caroline, Kate
Series One Missing Scenes by Julie Ann Pope reviews
Last Tango in Halifax: a series of missing scenes between Kate and Caroline. Uploaded as I write them rather than in chronological order.
Last Tango in Halifax - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,715 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Caroline, Kate
Sitting, Waiting, Wishing by SureFineWhatever reviews
Last Tango in Halifax- a short story about Caroline and Kate's second kiss. Takes place before the events of the series. Hope you like!
Last Tango in Halifax - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Caroline, Kate - Complete
She Who Must Not Be Named by Suddenly Im Over Come reviews
Lucius is alone, Bella isn't dead though her sisters and nephew are and Mab, Queen of the Old Ways has returned. When another dark wizard returns which side will everyone take? K so far, friendship possibly more. Please R&R !
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,898 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009
1963 by mrscribble reviews
Richard meets Emily for the first time, and the second, and the third... A story of friendship, love, a blue dress and doing what feels right. Richard/Emily, pre-series. complete.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,735 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Richard G., Emily G. - Complete
Kissing the witch by Nea-9 reviews
Based on Tim Burton's "Sleepy Hollow" movie. Sort of a character study about Lady van Tassel.
Sleepy Hollow - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Complete
Victor Victoria by LorelaiSquared reviews
The three generations of Gilmore Girls embark on a journey to Canada's West Coast. Roughly set during Girls in Bikini's, Boys Doing the Twist. Written for TrueLovePooh and Boston4 for the Support Stacie Author Auction.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,408 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Lorelai G., Emily G. - Complete
Paying Back by lilienprinzessin reviews
This story deals with the scene in which Lorelai paid back the Chilton loan. It contains different POV's.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,040 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Emily G., Lorelai G. - Complete
The Shadow Proves The Sunshine by Pamena reviews
After a misunderstanding, Mrs. Lovett finds herself in Bedlam. It’s up to Mr. Todd and Toby to rescue her before she really does lose her mind.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,611 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Husbands And Other Partners by GilmoreWomen reviews
The Gilmore family adjusts to Emily’s new role at the Dragonfly. This story follows 'The Inns and Outs of Partnerships.' By OldFashionedGrl, UnaVitaSegreta, and WhreofBabylon. A Lorelai and Emily story that features both Emily & Richard and Lorelai & Luke
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,640 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Emily G., Lorelai G.
Five days in summer by RiskaSG reviews
A story about family & falling in love: even for Richard and Emily, the best of all couples, it wasn't love at first sight. Five days in summer changed their feelings however. Now it's all up to them to make it work. Reconcilers. Last chapter is up. Enjoy
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 112,388 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Emily G., Richard G. - Complete
Do Over by Cybertwinkee reviews
Emily and Richard finally have the chance to become the parents they always want to be.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,356 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Emily G., Richard G.
European Thoughts by B. Alex Burke reviews
Emily and Richard said they were going to Europe on 6x22. This is Emily's PoV of what happens. Reviews are appreciated, as well as flames, but read before you flame. I do need SOMETHING to cook on.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,427 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/11/2007 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Emily G., Richard G.
Second Chances by AliseAndrews reviews
Emily Gilmore gets a new life and Richard, Lorelai, and Rory realize they never knew what they had. This may seem weird at first, but give it a chance. I'd love to know what you think!
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 129,283 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 2/12/2006
Miracles happen when it snows by VoyICJ reviews
When Lorelai and Emily have a car accident, they are stuck with each other as they spent hours waiting for help. Luke and Richard in the meanwhile are forced to work together as they try to find the women they love. LL, ER
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,005 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/21/2006 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Lorelai G., Emily G. - Complete
Moments like these by RiskaSG reviews
Reconcilers Oneshot
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Emily G., Richard G. - Complete
A Shift in Significance by MmeGiry reviews
Both have lost something. He an investment, her a child. Could a charitable act after it is all over, change their significance to one another?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Madame Giry
Dance As If Noone Is Watching by MmeGiry reviews
The arrival of the Opera Populaire's new accountant gives one woman a chance to begin a new life... If a certain someone lets her.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,678 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/14/2006 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Madame Giry, Erik
Tis the Season! by rayann reviews
Emily shows up for "Pre-Christmas" at Lorelai's. Mainly Luke & Lorelai.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,061 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 12/15/2004 - Luke D., Lorelai G.
Crisis of a Marriage by lilienprinzessin reviews
COMPLETE! This is a story told from Emily's POV. It's mainly dealing with the marital problems between Emily and Richard. Chapter 40 is up. Emily and Richard are renewing their wedding vows. Enjoy!
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 110,592 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/16/2005 - Published: 4/11/2005 - Emily G., Richard G. - Complete
The Cedar Chest by AliseAndrews reviews
A story about the dangers of not healing relationships before it's too late. Please read and review! I would love to hear your comments!
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,476 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/15/2005 - Published: 5/7/2005
Ghost Love Score by Natalia DeLuca reviews
They shared the most pure form of love you can share in this world - Emily's love for her sister might save her relationship with her daughter. This is set somewhere before 5.13. R&R please.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,403 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/28/2005 - Published: 3/7/2005
The Ring on her Finger by Curlsue24 reviews
Emily/Richard. Emily and Richard have dinner with Richard's mom, Trix. This story is set in the early 60s
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/10/2002
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Bell, Book and Candlesticks reviews
To hide from the heavy rain, Lorelai is forced to crash at her parents' house. Find out how hot chocolate and the infamous Monkey Lamp help in bringing Emily and her daughter closer together.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,042 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Lorelai G., Emily G. - Complete
Realizations reviews
Set in Season 7. Richard finally realizes... E/R, what else.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,898 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Richard G., Emily G.
Having the Guts to Change reviews
Emily has always been the strong one in the family. What if there was something that might change that? E/R maaaybe some hints of L/L but definitely E/L too. Oh and I threw a bit of Rory in there as well.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,103 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Emily G., Lorelai G.
To be in Love reviews
Richard and Emily one shot, set sometime post S7s I'd rather be in Philadelphia.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Emily G., Richard G. - Complete
Silver Fox Returns reviews
Remember the Silver Fox from the 6040 bar? Well, Emily tried to forget him but she has bad luck this time. This is going to be a chapter story. I don't know if it lives up to my standard but that's for you to decide. R&R please.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,329 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Emily G., Richard G.
I'll be there reviews
The day his mother died was hard on Richard. Here's a scene I thought was missing from The Reigning Lorelai.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Emily G., Richard G. - Complete
Of Beavers and Black Underwear reviews
No, not dirty at all. Though you might think so since it's me. This is a Friday Night Dinner set sometime post S7. Hope you enjoy and leave lots of reviews! Emily Richard Lorelai. Yay how much better can an FND get?
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Emily G., Lorelai G. - Complete
Pursuit of Happiness reviews
Basically a scene to show what happened after Gilmore Girls Only faded out. Let's see we have Emily/Lorelai, Emily/Richard and a bit Rory in here. Well, I hope you'll like it & tell me what you think!
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,061 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Emily G., Lorelai G. - Complete
A Poem reviews
And my first attempt to do one too. Well, at least the first one in English that is based on a character. A tad angsty I'd say, but decide for yourself and PLEASE review!
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Emily G., Lorelai G. - Complete
Who Needs Strawberries? reviews
SemiSMUT ALERT! Why Semi? Well, because it's 3 chapters and the real action is only in chapter 3, so I thought I would tell you right away. This is set right after Rory's BDay Parties in Season 1. R&R and I might post a new story soon.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,000 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Emily G., Richard G. - Complete
Love At First Bite reviews
Did you know that Emily Gilmore can cook? Well, her husband didn't know either. Until one day he came home from work early. Intrigued? Then read on.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,675 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Emily G., Richard G. - Complete
Shelter From The Storm reviews
If there is a thing that Emily Gilmore might be afraid of, it would surely have to be a force of nature no one can control. Not Smut this time, but fluffy fluff.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Emily G., Richard G. - Complete
When did this reconciliation happen? reviews
SMUT ALERT! Yes, I know I'm a bad person. And you LOVE be for it! Anyway, it's about Emily & Richard's answer, and you diehard fans know it must be 3 parts then. Yes, it is.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,127 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/13/2007 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Emily G., Richard G. - Complete
My Husband Errol Flynn reviews
Emily & Richard again. But this time less smutty. I thought I'd leave the rest to your imagination for now.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Emily G., Richard G.
One day at the Gilmore mansion reviews
...this is just a random scene, but I liked it and I thought you might too.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Richard G. - Complete