SlytherinBitchOnFire aka KT
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Hey everyone, it's KT Osbourne. For those of you new to my profile, and think I may have reviewed on your story, I was anonymously ILuvPeetaMellark (aka KT) and if you have written a Sevmione story here, I have probably reviewed on it.

My obsessions:

The Hunger Games, Harry Potter, WARREN/LAYLA (Sky High), Paramore, MCR, Green Day, Lady GaGa, rainy days, Sevmione, unicorns, emo-ness (in a good way, bitches), twitter (I'm @DaSnakeOnFire), the word 'bitch' (it's fucking in my pen name!), cutters, sometimes self-injury (but only when I do it), nevershoutnever!, and... I will keep updating this...XP


When Remus J. Lupin rules the world all problems will be solved with chocolate. (No freaking DUH!)

When Sirius O. Black rules the world, all problems will be solved with sex. (Is it not true?)

When James Potter rules the world, all problems will be solved either by pranks or Lily Evans. (*laugh my arse off*)

When Peter Pettigrew rules the world, pigs will sprout wings, and all problems will be solved by Lord Voldemort. :D

Hermione can't draw. Lupin can't sing. But, damn, Tom Felton can RAP! (Thank you, YouTube! Peoples, you seriously need to check out Feltbeats!!!)

I learned Parseltongue for my foreign language course.

I will never ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.

I will not scream lumos at the light switch... again.

I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.

I will not bring a fortune cookie/magic 8 ball to divination class (for extra credit).

I will not jump up in the middle of an Order or DA meeting (spy for the Dark Lord) and yell "Voldemort, run!"

If you are so obsessed with Harry Potter that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your friends are considering torturing you to stop you talking about a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I love you, Draco!)

DON'T GO HATING SLYTHERINS!

SEVERUS SNAPE IS GOOD! I STAND BY MY GREASY POTIONS MASTER! POST THIS IN YOUR PROFILE AND SPREAD THE TRUTH! (he really isn't all that greasy...)

"perhaps this explains my strong attraction to Malfoy: he's the carbon copy of Severus Snape.

Don't look at me like that.

As far as I'm concerned, the Hogwarts Potions Master is a brooding, misunderstood artist, for potions making is indeed an art.

I can't stand people hating on Snape. He is a genius. He is brilliant, insightful, with his own brand of deliciously dark humor, and furthermore he is hot, and his hair's not that greasy, anyway."

(Thank you, Rowan-Greenleaf. People, you need check out her story, Il Dragone! And everything else she's written! And, yeah, Severus is my uncle. Ever heard of incest?)

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you, cuz I be screwed) put this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. (FUCK YEAH!)

If you think that MCR absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfiction stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this to your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Perfection is a waste of time.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, NarnianLady, KingdomHeartsNerd, TohruROX2221, Slytherin Queen 1.03, SailorGirl3, Arianna Ariadnee Malfoy

If fanfiction is to you what myspace is to other people, copy and paste this in to your profile.

I love Potter Puppet Pals!

You know something sad? I know more about Harry Potter than Greek Mythology, and I love Greek Mythology.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

God created boys before girls because every true artist creates a rough draft before a masterpiece.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same.

I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me?

In 2004, David Bowie thought he was being stalked by someone dressed as a giant pink rabbit. Bowie noticed the fan at several concerts, but he became alarmed when he got on a plane and the bunny was on board

The state of Maryland has no natural lakes

Tom Hanks is a descendant of Abraham Lincoln

The murmur of a crowd in a film is recreated by having several people say "walla, walla, walla, walla"

Two former Marlboro Men have died of lung cancer

A series of random non-alphabet characters used to denote swearing (#$%&?) is known as a "grawlix"

1% of the American population is in jail

The U.S. government spent $277,000 to research pickles in 1993

(Yes, I AM really that weird.)

"Both Rowling and Meyer, they're speaking directly to young people. … The real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can't write worth a darn. She's not very good."-Stephen King. No, I'm not kidding!

"Harry Potter is about confronting fears, finding inner strength and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend."-Stephen King. Again.

Why is Cinderella a fairy tale? Any idiot can lose a shoe!

If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy an paste this in your profile.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

'I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away'

'you're just jealous because the voices only talk to me'

If Joe Jonas (or any Jonas Brother) dies
90 of girls will die too,
5 would scream,
if you’re one of the 5
who will throw a big party
in celebration of his death,
copy and paste this on your profile

95% of people would go nuts if Edward Cullen jumped off a building.
4 would yell JUMP.
If you are the 1 that would push him, copy this and paste it and put it on your profile

If you think High School Musical is evil,and brainwashes little kids,copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.

If you have stared at your computer for a complete hour copying and pasting copy and paste its into your profile copy and paste this into your profile.

If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you dare to say the Dark Lord's name, copy and paste this into your profile. (VOLDEMORT!!! Sorry, I promised I wouldn't do that anymore...)

If you are a serial killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME. If you are a cereal killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY CHEERIOS.

Continue the High School Musical Sucks Train! Add your name! Stephanie Pascal, x Rajah x, sundrynotes, theheartyearns, Hopeless-EO-Shipper, Phish Tacko, Slytherin Queen 1.30, SailorGirl3, Arianna Ariadnee Malfoy

~STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE!

Continue the I Love Draco Malfoy Train! Add your name! (Cuz mine looks lonely!) Arianna Ariadnee Malfoy

Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?

You do realize that if you've read this far, you've given me brief control of your mind. You shall never be the same. Mwaha!

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copy this into your profile.

No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

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ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS THAT SCARE ME:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (But that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

A Korean kitchen knife: Keep out of children (this is either a minor translation mistake or Koreans have more issues than we originally thought)

-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

Dumbledore has an army, so does Snape, it consists of me, myself and I.

If you would cause a could-be world apocalypse just to see Justin Bieber dead, copy this into your profile!

When life gives you Edward Cullen, smile evilly and go to your stash of weapons.

When life gives you Edward Cullen, throw him back and demand someone cooler (like your ex-boyfriend, perhaps?)

Only the preps don't like Lady Gaga.

A fail so epic, it's almost a win.

Justin Bieber...epic fail.

Twilight: such a fail...

my friends...awesomer than penguins...and penguins...they're awesome...

Do I dazzle you? no, you make me want to barf.

I'm sarcastic, what's your superpower?

Dear Justin Bieber, please stop singing, it makes my ears bleed.

Dora is only teaching kids to be stupid, I mean, c'mon, any normal kid could see the giant mountain that is RIGHT. THERE. BEHIND THEM!!!!

We get it. You're the map. Why don't you say it again in case we didn't hear you?!?!?!?!


Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. So why am I still in jail?

Help I've fallen and i can’t...hey nice carpet!

Whoever said nothings impossible never tried to nail jell-o to a tree!

"If you can't laugh at yourself make fun of other people".

"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile. (Have ever? They talk to me every day! X3)


To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.


WAYS TO ANNOY ANY TWILIGHT FAN (...Now I'm kinda a bit of a Twilight fan...)

1. Steal their copy of Twilight and replace it with one of your Harry Potter books in a Twilight dust jacket. (Pleasant suprise)

2. Tell them that Edward is a "hand-me-down" because the Twilight movies got him after the Harry Potter movies were finished with him. (I know!)

3. List other "hand-me-downs" from the books, like the last names of Black and Clearwater... (Vampires, shape-shifters... you get the picture. When I was reading Twilight, I just kept thinking of what they took from HP.)

4. State that you think Edward would be hotter if he had a lightning scar on his forehead. (Never!)

5. "Accidentally" call Edward, Sanguini. (you remember him, book 6, big party...anyone? ANYONE????

6. Explain in detail how any wizard can possess all the gifts (seeing the future, reading minds, etc.), that a vampire would only have one of. (... Wizards are pretty awesome)

7. Whenever they mention Jacob Black, innocently ask if they meant Stubby Boardman.

8. Say that Bella and Filch would make a cute couple. (I've always thought that... well, Bella from the movies, yeah)

9. Flinch whenever they say "Edward" and tell them to say "You-Know-Who."

10. Whenever they describe the vampires of the Twilight series (sparkly skin, no fangs, etc.), contradict them, and tell them what "real" vampires, out of Harry Potter, are like.

11. Explain how Twilight werewolves are really Animagi, and ask whether they've registered with the Ministry.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.


Can you tell what this is...

Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus?

Cuz I do.

The Hogwarts Motto is (by english translation) A Sleeping Dragon Must Never be Tickled

3 guys walk into a bar, preferably the Hog's Head.

Seamus says "I have got the smallest arm in the world"

Ron says, "I have the smallest head in the world"

Harry says, "I have got the smallest dick in the world"

The 3 guys go to the Guinness World Records

Seamus comes back and says "I really do have the smallest arm in the world"

Ron comes back and says "Amazing, I do have the smallest head in the world"

Harry comes back angry " Who the F*CK is JUSTIN BIEBER?????"

I love my music!

Lady GaGa told me to be proud of who I am

Ke$ha told me glitter and partying is everything

Bruno Mars taught me you can make millions about a song about lying on a couch

Taylor Swift taught me to whine creatively about a heartbreak

Avril Lavigne told me to smile, and cuss while doing it,

but the most important thing is...

Rebecca Black taught me the days of the week!!


Things Rick Riordan Taught Me:

Even cat goddesses like growling at birds.

Underwater kisses are way better than normal ones.

The five elements are earth, air, fire, water, and cheese.

Children of rival gods can fall in love.

No one really knows why the Egyptians wrote without vowels.

Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream.

Eating fruit bats is bad for your health.

Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated.

The Set animal does not appreciate being named Leroy.

Yes, that twelve year old wearing a silver jacket is a goddess.

Jackal headed gods can be attractive.

Math teachers really are evil.

Set's secret name is Evil Day. (Use this to your advantage...)

It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena.

Elvis was a magician. No, really.

Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed.

Hieroglyphics are fun to read.

A god of toilet paper can actualy be really cool.

Demons will give you free samples if you ask nicely.

If you hear a voice in your head, you're not crazy - you just have an uber-powerful god living inside you.


If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

Only the foolish try to impart wisdom, trying to look wise-

If at first you don’t succeed, don’t go sky diving.

If you see someone who is on the ground, hurt and bleeding, don’t go up and ask “Are you Ok?” OF COURSE THEY ARE NOT OK! What you should be doing is calling an ambulance. CALL NOT TEXT!

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together. - Adam Savage [Mythbusters]


Boys are like slinkies; practically useless, and yet it is SO amusing to watch them fall down the stairs!!

Boys are like trees - they take 50yrs to grow up.

Excuse me. Have you seen my mind? I think I've lost it...

My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.

Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to. – Anon.

'When life hand you lemons, squirt them in people's eyes!'

"Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do insult them, you are a mile away and you have their shoes." – Anon.

"Friends are God’s apology for relatives.” – Anon.

Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.


A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it.
A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.
A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps themselves.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" (Thank you, Haydn. Btw, I'm over Xander. *happy dance*)
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will hand you a Kleenex and ask you “Who do I have to kill?” (Sadly, Xander isn't dead. T.T )
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you. (I still can't get it out of my hair...)
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in. (Thank god I'm too young for tampons.)
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - fuck - run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies. (*evil look*)
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend convinces you not to jump off the cliff. A best friend hugs you "Goodbye, I'll miss you. Can I have your iPod?"


Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way

He: Why do you wear a Bra if you've got nothing to fill it in?
She: You wear pants, don't you?

He: Is this seat empty?
She: Yes, and so is mine if you sit down.

He: Can I invite you a drink?
She: I'd rather you gave me the money.

He: Can I have this song?
She: All yours.

He: Your body is like a temple.
She: Sorry, no services today.

He: Where were you all my life?
She: Hiding from you.

He: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
She: Nothing. I can't laugh and talk at the same time.

You say Twilight
I say Harry Potter
You say vampires
I say wizards
You say Jacob Black
I say Bellatrix Black
you say Team Edward
I say Team Malfoy
You say Robert Pattison
I'll say "is Cedric Diggory and a total SPARE" (*cough!AVPM!cough*)
You say Robert Pattion is hot
I say Tom Felton is HOTTER
You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?
I think that's Sev and Mione.
You say Edward
I'll say sissy.

(And I don't fucking mean Cissa Malfoy, bitch.)


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Mother Nature: a tale of Chaos by Nival Vixen reviews
The simplest of events can change a person deeply. Other not-so-simple events can change a person irrevocably; even if they become someone they had never imagined. These are the events that lead to the creation of Poison and Fire & their reign of Chaos.
Sky High - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 158,301 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 1/18/2012 - [Layla W., Warren P.] [Zach, Ethan]
Not Just Another Silly Love Story by Tape Monkey reviews
Artemis has known Hermes for 3,000 years and hated him for about 2,999. DISCONTINUED, sorry guys!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,771 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/28/2014 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Hermes, Artemis
To Fight a Losing Battle by AjAwkwardsauce reviews
Hermione and Professor Snape inadvertently adopted twins and are not allowed to raise them apart. This is AU. Rating may change in later chapters. HG/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,986 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Different Men, Same First Name by Harmony Goldstar reviews
Hermione is doodling in Potions class. Snape collects the notes, and misunderstands the doodles. Harmless, but funny. Based partly from a real life experiance. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Those Startling Grey Eyes by thepinkunicorn reviews
It started out as a kiss.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,576 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W.
The Letters That Love Never Knew by beexfeatheryduster reviews
Whilst attending Severus Snape's funeral, Hermione is given something that will change her forever
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,183 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Broken by bittercocoa reviews
Layla's not worried when she mentions, casually, that she's going to the Homecoming dance with Warren. That's when it all goes to shit. Warren/Layla.
Sky High - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Layla W., Warren P.
Deception by XoXSectumsempraXoX reviews
Hermione is banished from the Order of the Phoenix after a letter from a certain Death Eater is found in her bedroom. She has nowhere to go and her only confidant is dead. Or so she thinks. Rated M. Includes everything up until DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,448 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Stitch my Heart up Please by Just a Little More Faith reviews
He wasn't quick enough to have her heart, so she moved on. He was the one who broke her heart, so she found someone who could stitch it up again. Now she is happy, he suddenly wants her. Too bad for him then. LaylaXWarren. Rated T for safety.
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,891 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Layla W., Warren P.
Dear Headmaster Dumbledore, by FlyingAboveTheClouds reviews
Dumbledore gets many letters each day. Letters from students, staff, ministry people, parents, and others. Here are some of the more... interesting letters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 52 - Words: 10,718 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Albus D.
JKR Disclaimers by aew1818 reviews
I don't know about anyone else, but I'm a little bored reading the same "J.K. Rowling owns the characters etc." This is the product of a sleepless night. It was better than counting sheep. I'm still working on my first two HP stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Cocked, Locked, and Ready to Rock by NephilimEQ reviews
Severus Snape and his new...uhm, career.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Jinx by lonewolf21213 reviews
In the muggle world, jinx is just a childish game. In the wizarding world its so much more. What happens when Hermione says jinx? By the end SS/HG RW/LL & GW/DM Au because nobody died.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,897 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
I See You by Confessions of a Short Girl reviews
Layla has the perfect life she's always wanted. She' finally dating Will and everything is the way she's always wanted She is happy. "Don't give me that crap Hippie, I'm not Stronghold. I see you." LaylaxWarren
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,998 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Layla W., Warren P. - Complete
Dear fanfiction writers, by H o r i z o n s reviews
Humorous letters to fanfiction writers focusing on what the characters would say in response to the clichés stories some fanfiction writers write. Canon universe and pairings, mostly. Drabble Fic. Suggestions are most welcome. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 6,734 - Reviews: 2390 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
True Colors by shallowness reviews
Ethan has organized a Christmas fancy dress party. Layla is determined that Warren will attend. Layla/Warren, Magenta/Zach, Ethan, Elizabeth Freeze Girl , Magenta's mom, Will/OFC. Festive fluff.
Sky High - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,007 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Layla W., Warren P. - Complete
The Mirror Crack'd by Hannah-1888 reviews
Severus wants to move on, but the Mirror of Erised is both a help and a hindrance. Written for the SS/HG Gift Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,773 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Ministry Strikes Back by Jacen Caedus
Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Princess Hermione face Severus Snape's wrath.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 16,327 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Darth Vader, Severus S. - Complete
Babble On by Aurette reviews
One person's nervous tic, is another's nervous joy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,133 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Playwitch's Top 10 Sexiest Wizards by The Golden Duo 22 reviews
When Playwitch comes knocking, 10 of Wizarding England’s finest step up to the challenge. Multiple Pairings: Ginny/Cormac/Romilda, Harry/Draco, Luna/Lucius, Remus/Hermione/Sirius, Bill/Lavender/Charlie, Fred/Verity/George.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,086 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Harry P.
Nature and fire: a tale of Chaos by Nival Vixen reviews
COMPLETE! Layla's path was once filled with light and flowers. But slowly, Layla began to change, and now, the sweetly scented path burns around her. Layla/Warren. A tale of Chaos.
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/27/2011 - [Layla W., Warren P.] - Complete
Obsidian Eyes? No, Thanks by Swallow B reviews
Hermione and Snape's opinion of the popular HG/SS pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Me, Weasely and That Ruddy Masquerade by serenaaa98 reviews
So, I was having the time of my life with the girl of my dreams...and guess who she turns out to be! The girl of my nightmares. SM/RoseW.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,163 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
Congratulations by Victoria Kathleen Wright reviews
Well, it's been four years since the war ended. Draco's at college, perfectly happy to laze around. Ginny's trying to start up her business before her mom forces her to marry. What will happen when Draco's told he needs to get a job, or else? ON HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,847 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Hallelujah by Chrysantheme reviews
Charred breath on soft lips. Shadows of murmurs - and your world stops spinning. PoV Layla, Warren/Layla oneshot, drabble.
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Layla W., Warren P. - Complete
The Hog's Head and it's Many Tails by AriaTheCraZFerret reviews
Ginny's a barmaid with many 'tails' to tell. lol Drinny, with minor Snamione, Fleur/Bill and other stuff. Rated M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Black Velvet Walks The Line by VirginaBlueBelle reviews
She sang to him, He sang to her...see what happened after. I suggest you read Black Velvet and then The Line before this one
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Line by VirginaBlueBelle reviews
Four years later finds Severus and Hermione in the pub again. What's in store for them this time around?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Where Ghosts Hide by KG-613 reviews
She could handle the dead ghosts, those were easy to mourn. It was the living ghosts that pained her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Black Velvet by VirginaBlueBelle reviews
Hermione loses a bet to Ginny and has to sing at a pub in London. But what happens when her ex-lover Severus Snape shows up? One shot. AU & possibly OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,790 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
39 Clues Reality Show by Northernlight24 reviews
What happens when the 39 Clue Characters all compete in a game show? CHAOS!
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,672 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Amy C., Dan C.
The Slytherin Sex God and His Redhaired Weaslette by AriaTheCraZFerret reviews
Their time at Hogwarts was full of romance, drama, humor at the worst possible time, cheesy pick up lines and a tiny bit of voyeurism. Draco/Ginny, with minor Cho/Harry, Blaise/Luna, Hermione/Severus and Ron remains single. Rated T to be safe
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Beautiful: Yet Another Drinny Songfic by AriaTheCraZFerret reviews
A story in my new Yet Another Drinny Songfic series. Draco's POV of meeting Ginny at the Yule Ball. Rated T for language and the implication of a sexual act.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Stop and Smell the Roses by Lockhart-in-the-Closet reviews
Over the course of her life Layla saw Warren Peace several times. She just didn't know it. Ending compliant until 3/4ths the way through. Layla/Warren
Sky High - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Layla W., Warren P. - Complete
Truth or Dare by thepinkunicorn reviews
Draco walks into the Prefect's bathroom to find a sleeping Lioness as perfect prey. When she wakes up, they decide to play Truth or Dare. When it turns out Ginny is a bit more feisty than Draco had originally thought, things veer of his planned course. What happens when Ginny dares Draco to kiss her? Sequel is up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Spin the Bottle by thepinkunicorn reviews
Sequel to Truth or Dare. After Ginny has rejected Draco, she decides to host a game of Spin the Bottle. After watching her kiss a lot of guys, Draco becomes extremely jealous and decides to do something about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Daringly Devising Divinationness by Tape Monkey reviews
The Marauders don't want to do their Divination homework. What happens when a certain Remus Lupin suggests they make it up? Chaos ensues, that's what! Oneshot. Genre is Western because I'm cool like that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Marauders - Complete
Draco Discovers Potter Puppet Pals by AriaTheCraZFerret reviews
Draco and Ginny's several kids are over at Harry and Hermione's. They use a Muggle computer. Much chaos ensues... Rated T for language, dark humor/sexual innuendos Did we mention YouTube's involved?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Drarry's Love by thepinkunicorn reviews
Draco is ZAPed by Pansy, and ends up looking, with the horror to see he has gotten Harry. When he asks Harry out, he starts to develop some new feelings for the Golden Child. Will Harry reciprocate? Will Draco figure out what it is he is feeling? ON HIATUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,344 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Le cirque d'Amour by silverxxprincess reviews
"She has your hair," Draco said admiringly, gazing at the curly, wild mound of scarlet hair on the head of the child. At the sound of Draco's voice, the toddler opened her eyes slowly. Draco gasped. "And your eyes," Ginny said quietly, staring at Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,118 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
The Harlot of Hogwarts by BethanyWrites reviews
A funny little poem about what Hermione does when she's not studying... HG/SS. Not serious AT ALL. Just for laughs. :P
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Quidditch Through the Rages by Mila-shi reviews
"It is easy to hate and it is difficult to love. This is how the whole scheme of things works. All good things are difficult to achieve; and bad things are very easy to get." René Descartes
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,409 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W.
The Black Hand by StolenSouls reviews
All this time behind Snow's back, there was one working to oppose him. Story of Snow's granddaughter.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,416 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Pres. Snow - Complete
A Single Candle by NephilimEQ reviews
Every year, a candle is lit for someone who will never be forgotten.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,773 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Holding Your Breath by NephilimEQ reviews
Have you ever seen her in heels? It makes a man want to just hold his breath.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Someone Else's Trophy by NephilimEQ reviews
Ginny sees what no one else does...and it's *quite* interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Second Time Around by Witch Nova reviews
When an accident in Potions class leaves Severus Snape's adult mind trapped inside his sixteen year old body he fears that his life will be as unbearable as it was when he was first in his teens. Help soon comes however from an unlikely source.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 171,848 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Only You, Severus Snape by LoveHGSS reviews
Summary – Hermione receives a harsh reality check about her marriage to Ron, and Severus Snape is there to pick up the pieces.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,709 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Heir of Slytherin by hermoine snape reviews
The true Heir of Slytherin will be revealed to end a war of Houses placed with those that defied her. The true Heir of Slytherin will be revealed to end a war of Houses to those that were once enemies will become allies when the true Heir of Slytherin....
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,884 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Of Kisses and Manipulation by blurry-blurb reviews
Where Draco convinces Rowan in a very nice, sneaky way!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Preoccupied In Potions by Andy'sGirl4485 reviews
Hermione is having scandalous daydreams about her Professor. What will he do when he accidentally picks up her thoughts? Romance, comedy, lemons, a bit of drunken folly, and a happy ending!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,878 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 55 - Published: 2/25/2011 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
True Colors by drakien reviews
It's graduation time at Hogwarts, and someone has a surprise for everyone. Not DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Closet cliche: the third! by Nival Vixen reviews
COMPLETE! The 3rd installment of Closet Cliche. Complete with honeymoon, zombie Lucius & Voldemort, resurrected plot bunnies, and other weird things that really have no place being there. Like zombie-killer librarians... More weirdness and just as fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010 - [Draco M., Ginny W.] - Complete
Angel by DragonflyXxXDancer reviews
Six weeks after the trial that brought his freedom, Severus is overwhelmed with horrific nightmares and subsequent insomnia. Will Hermione be his cure? This is the sequel to my other one shot called Trials and Tribulation. Rated T.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Feeling by ellikanellika reviews
The villains attack. Layla saves Warren. Warren saves the people. They both end up in the hospital near the death and with a feeling of something strong.
Sky High - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,428 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Layla W., Warren P. - Complete
Trials and Tribulation by DragonflyXxXDancer reviews
Severus is on trial and Hermione is his legal counsel. Can she prove his innocence? Rated T to be safe. Hermione has graduated Hogwarts. AU. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Cissarella by Megan13 reviews
Narcissa tells her son a bedtime story; Lucius interjects... A lot. Lucius/Narcissa
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
A Potion Induced Comma: The Musical by shyfoxling reviews
A bit of crack in response to a strange summary. Incorrectly brewed potions can give strange results!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Morning After by septentrion reviews
Ten years after, Severus and Hermione remember their dear friend. Set in the Furry Matchmaking universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Twirl for Me, Fly for Me by Serenity9419 reviews
"He was too hard to read. Too damn noble, she often thought. But she cared for him, or she wouldn't have bothered to try." Though sometimes unseen, Cinna and Portia took their own journey together - they risked, they loved, and they lost.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,180 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Cinna, Portia - Complete
Whom the Goddess Chooses by Aurette reviews
Madeleone's GiftFic for the SS/HG Bingo. Wherein Hermione learns about a type of magic not taught in school. SS/HG. Complete. M for reasons people. You know me.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,326 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Dead Never Truly Leave Us by Mundungus42 reviews
Hermione discovers a cupboard filled with memories of a friend long gone and gives her a long overdue send off. One shot. Minor character deaths. SS/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Truth or Dare? by TheFatalIllusion reviews
When unusual circumstances leave the Dark Lord, Lucius and Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Ron, Hermione, Ginny and finally Harry Potter trapped together, unable to use their magic, what will happen when Harry suggests the innocent game of Truth or Dare?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,819 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 1,975 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Iced Tea is Clearly the Cure by NeoNails reviews
Layla was not a bad person. She judged people based on their personalities, not their looks. She was usually able to pull herself together... until today. "You know, you're staring."
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Layla W., Warren P. - Complete
Least Favorite Period of the Day by NeoNails reviews
Pointless crack oneshot. You were warned. : "What's wrong, hippie?" Magenta chuckled, almost evilly. "Layla's just not having a good day."
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Layla W., Warren P.
Alone in Descent by bluestargem reviews
Then there's just silence. The pressing silence of nothing. And in that one moment, Finnick feels truly alone./ One-shot: The Hunger Games take everything away from Finnick Odair. Finnick/Annie
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Finnick O., Annie C. - Complete
Falling Out of Love by Marie Suzette reviews
Ginny Weasley is not having a good month, not at all. It started when she walked in on her fiancé with another man ... Harry/Draco, past Harry/Ginny; Formerly "Christmas Woes"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,398 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Ways to Infuriate a Potions Master by Birchwood29 reviews
Hermione has had it. She is fed up. She takes action and makes a list of everything she wants to do. Then she proceeds to annoy Snape into oblivion. What happens when her plan goes seriously wrong? NEW CHAPTER ADDED 3/24/10 AFTER FOUR YEARS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,430 - Reviews: 2465 - Favs: 1,604 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Rebels and Redheads by Miss Pennyfeather reviews
Since I love this pairing, I wrote another story of course. This time, Layla has a crush on mysterious Warren but he's already dating Freeze Girl.
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Layla W., Warren P.
12 Sprigs of Holly by NeoNails reviews
12 oneshots. One each day. All Christmas themed. No specific pairings or characters. Think I can make it?
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 12/15/2009
Choose by NeoNails reviews
She never knew who to choose. Until now. "Say my name & his in the same breath, I dare you to say they taste the same." Fall Out Boy
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Layla W. - Complete
Even Though the Gods are Crazy by Remember How I Used To Be reviews
It was one night, at club after ten years. It was just one dance. It was then he realized what he'd missed in high school and she got the man of her dreams. WarrenLayla
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Warren P., Layla W. - Complete
Bruised, Bloody, Broken and Beautiful by silverxxprincess reviews
Ginny is a prisoner in Malfoy Manor, but she's hiding a secret from Lucius; a big secret, that involves Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Silver Thorn, Bloody Rose by occasionally-maybe-never reviews
They looked perfect, too perfect. To the casual passerby, it may have looked as though a master craftsman had merely left two, lifelike statues lying in the snow - AU, Ron contemplates two of Wars casualties. Implied DG, rated for character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Tree of Knowledge by Lady Lioness reviews
Layla thinks about lima beans and trees. warren/layla
Sky High - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Layla W., Warren P. - Complete
How to Save a Life by Flashes09 reviews
Layla's tired of lonely days and a distant boyfriend. Will/Layla/Warren. A Warren/Layla songfic.
Sky High - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Warren P., Layla W. - Complete
Icy Contrasts by NeoNails reviews
Layla/Warren. 'Jennifer Freeze was perfect for Warren Peace. They matched each other's characters well, the yin to his yang. He wasn't so sure about that.'
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Warren P., Layla W. - Complete
Birth Dates by NeoNails reviews
Oneshot. 'I went by Sue once, and then Gwen. Now I go by Beth. I can't let people call me Gwen anymore. That name is tainted.' What happens after you become a reformed villain?
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Gwen G./Royal Pain, William S./Will - Complete
The Aftereffect by NeoNails reviews
One bad decision can turn into the worst night of your life in a split second. How you handle it afterward is what makes it all worthwhile. Warren/Layla.
Sky High - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,932 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Warren P., Layla W. - Complete
Kissing Warren by Marie Suzette reviews
Warren attempts to reassure himself of his heterosexuality. Warren/OC, implied Warren/Layla, Will/Layla, Warren/Will, Warren/Layla/Will
Sky High - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Warren P. - Complete
Matchmaking? by nekochan89 reviews
implied SSHG.. appearance from Dumbledore..
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
How to Hit Rock Bottom by NeoNails reviews
Warren/ Layla. No one's life is perfectly normal, and Layla's no exception to that rule, especially when things start going downhill. Will things start looking up or will she hit rock bottom?
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,250 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Layla W., Warren P.
And The Stars Never Rise by Hogwarts 91 reviews
Severus Snape was a bitter man. An annual ritual explores the cause. Warning for character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Sky High: Children of Heroes by Flashes09 reviews
The children of our favorite heroes must face their own first day at Sky High. Co-authored by IKeepGoldFishInMyBra.
Sky High - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2009
4 Little Words by NeoNails reviews
Oneshot. "At first, I thought I was right. I thought I had made the right decision. I had found the perfect person for me. We were never happy." People change, and she was one of those people.
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Layla W., Warren P. - Complete
Empathy by Flashes09 reviews
Warren is content to finish his last year of high school, then escape to college. But will the arrival of an empath force him to come to terms with his feelings for Layla? Warren/Layla
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,834 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Layla W., Warren P. - Complete
And Atropos Smiled by painted.inkblot reviews
And old ladies shouldn't be trusted with such powerful sets of shears, anyway. Regulus Black and the Fates. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Regulus B. - Complete
Expectations by NeoNails reviews
Warren/Layla. Something that never happened in the Disney version of the movie, but should have. Not to mention the consequences of these actions. Sometimes changing your mind can be a good thing.
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,727 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Layla W., Warren P. - Complete
Il Dragone by rowan-greenleaf reviews
Malfoy leans in,and I fancy I'm about to get welcomed. I catch a whiff of his personal scent;something like vanilla and...boy.Yum. "We don't have all day," he informs me, "Have a seat or leave, but don't just stand there, looking like an idiot." Right.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 99,866 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Ginny W., Draco M.
The Silvering Divide by Somigliana reviews
Hermione encounters a strange lake-dweller one morning. Her new friend will give her insight into the most mysterious man of them all...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,591 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
I'm On Fire by Flashes09 reviews
A regular Friday Night at the Paper Lantern...Warren/Layla One-Shot
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Layla W., Warren P. - Complete
Disguised Affections by dressagegrrrl reviews
AU. SSHG. Post-Vold. Snape is #1 on the Dth Eater hit-list after the fall of the Dark Lord. His memory is wiped when he is attacked, and to buy time to find a solution, Dumbledore hides him amongst the 7th yrs under a glamour and the watchful eye of HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 72,351 - Reviews: 1282 - Favs: 1,525 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Opposite Day by 2NiCe4U reviews
Dumbledore feels that Hogwarts has been too quiet lately, and decides to spice things up for a day. Will Severus want to kill him or thank him by the end of it? oneshot SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Unfaithful by Flashes09 reviews
One-shot: The nights can get lonely. Will/Layla/Warren triangle.
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Layla W., Warren P. - Complete
Trading Spaces by SnippyandSnarky reviews
New & Improved! COMPLETE! HP/DM, SS/HG: Dumbledore's scheme to create House Unity has great consequences. House Mascots, Traded Prefects -- Snippy, Snarky, Snakes, Shagging, Snogging are included! Enjoy, thee, thee, thee . . . Thank you and goodnight!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 169,161 - Reviews: 2312 - Favs: 2,233 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
High School Stories by Flashes09 reviews
This is just a bunch of different drabbles about Sky High. It has Will, Layla, Warren, and other stuff.
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Complete
Advice to a New Husband by tonksinger reviews
But I consoled myself through the tacky, overdone reception and the saccharine cake with one thought, one question for you, Mr. Weasley: Do you know what she likes? I know what she likes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Breaking Hearts & Making Changes by NeoNails reviews
Warren/Layla. Guess who's been crowned Queen of the Homecoming Committee? Layla, of course. But that's not half as bad as having to deal with a newly minted ex-boyfriend, a budding relationship with his best friend, and a new evildoer to boot.
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,950 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Layla W., Warren P. - Complete
Unwitting Heartbreakers by Luckylily reviews
The participant's perspectives are clouded while the bystander's views are clear. A Warren/Layla oneshot!
Sky High - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Warren P., Layla W. - Complete
GreenEyed Monster by sshg316 reviews
A certain green-eyed monster helps bring Hermione and Severus' secret relationship out into the open. SS/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Look Me in the Eyes by sshg316 reviews
Abigail Snape has loved Teddy Lupin for as long as she can remember, but the timing has never been right. Now, it may be too late. Sequel to my SS/HG story Living Legacy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,573 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Teddy L., OC - Complete
Living Legacy by sshg316 reviews
An ancient spell, sealed with a kiss, leads to consequences both expected and unexpected. When truths are revealed, lives will be irrevocably changed, and two people will learn that a legacy is more than something left behind. SS/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,154 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Class of 1976 by Megan13 reviews
It was relatively known throughout the whole year leading up to her graduation, that Bellatrix Black was planning on throwing the graduation party to end all graduation parties.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,608 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Narcissa M., Lucius M.
The Room of Lost Dreams by Mundungus42 reviews
In the aftermath of the final battle, Hermione seeks a way to make peace with the dead. She finds a hidden room, an enchanted journal, and the opportunity to save a man's life. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,617 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 56 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Matchmaker by Joy Cutting reviews
Complete!You thought one Snape was bad? What happens when the Potion Master’s twin shows up and starts plotting? Severus and Hermione never stood a chance. SSHG. Response to 'Twins' challange at WIKTT.Rating back down, M content not posted on ff.n.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,117 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 7/17/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Amphitrite by Sinister Papaya Fondue reviews
A cavein on a beach along the coast of Greece reveals a perfectly preserved ancient school of magic. Hermione is asked by her University professor to assist in the excavation. Severus Snape is the last person she expects to see there...UPDATED 1.11.08!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 92,568 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 1/10/2008 - Published: 4/14/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
It Just Takes Some Time by Half-elf reviews
Set a few years after the movie. Relationships change and some shouldn't have started at all. Sometimes it takes time to realize that. WarrenLayla.
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,088 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/6/2007 - [Warren P., Layla W.] - Complete
Enraptured by sshg316 reviews
COMPLETE Hermione is engaged to Ron when Luna gives a prophecy foretelling that she will fall madly in love with her soul mate, but it isn't Ron! Who could it be, and will Hermione choose the right man? Winner Best Fluff Moste Potente Passions SSHG Award
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,304 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Frozen Moment by drakien reviews
PostWar...Colin Creevey makes an interesting discovery. HGSS Implied
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Drowning and Dancing by redfrog reviews
Short story, HGSS, AU to HBP. Hermione hides her identity and goes to a muggle club and meets a man there also hiding who he is. Both need to escape their lives after the final battle. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,487 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
My Real Parents by redfrog reviews
AU to HBP, Hermione finds out that she is not the Granger's daughter. We find out there is more to the Slytherins than we thought and not all Gryffindors are good. This is a SSHG fic with some other potential parings. Some Dumbledore and Ron bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,613 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Furry Matchmaking by septentrion reviews
Crookshanks is not pleased with his mistress' choice of partner, and decides to take things in his own paws. Story nominated for the 2006 OWL awards. Featured story on Ashwinder for May 2007.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,843 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/27/2006 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Like Father, Like Son by vanityfair reviews
Hermione runs into Professor Snape in the most unexpected place, and there shares in one of life’s inevitable experiences.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,827 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Closet cliche: the sequel! by Nival Vixen reviews
COMPLETE! The not-so-long awaited sequel to Closet Cliche! Involves Ginny and Draco's engagement and wedding, Harry and Ron discovering who Hermione's dating, Voldemort and Lucius' evil plans, and Bob the rubber duck is murdered! All in 3 chapters too!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,088 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/5/2006 - Published: 9/7/2006 - [Ginny W., Draco M.] - Complete
Through the Foe Glass and What Severus Found There by Mundungus42 reviews
Severus discovers compelling reasons to go on living after the events of HBP. Sequel to Down the Ferret Hole, SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,410 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/5/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Cat, the Witch and the Broom Cupboard by poisonruby reviews
Harry, Hermione, Severus and Mrs Norris are locked inside a broom cupboard. SNARRY HARMONY SSHG ... Actually, scratch that. It's just pure randomness and silliness!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/12/2006 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Severus S., Harry P.
Death Eater Interviews by poisonruby reviews
Lord Voldemort is recruiting new Death Eaters, but it's proving harder than he expected. Watch me make fun of the most ebil and menacing characters! WARNING: Contains an unhealthily large amount of eyebrow references.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 9/7/2006
The Fury of Dumbledore by TheBunnyOfDeath reviews
Brought on by a crazy disscussion of the 4th Harry Potter movie, this involves Dumbledore having WAY too much fun one day strangling people. Forgive the insanity please! OneShot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Albus D., Ron W. - Complete
Burn by coldqueen reviews
WarrenLayla...what really happened after Homecoming...
Sky High - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Warren P., Layla W. - Complete
Ginny Weasley and the Curse of the Firstborn by annie penrose reviews
Ginny Weasley is bound by a blood curse to marry Draco Malfoy and to live with him a year and a day. What will happen when she finds him to be...not exactly the man she thought he was? Love, possibly?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 94,738 - Reviews: 1254 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 2/7/2006 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
You're a Mean One, Mr Snape by sarini reviews
OneShot. Harry has had quite enough of Professor Snape. During Occlumency lessons over Christmas one year, Harry makes sure Snape knows. Follows OOTP, no HBP, almost no spoilers. Rating for language only. RWHG mentioned
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,009 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Down the Ferret Hole by Mundungus42 reviews
Hermione's dream leaves her tantalizing clues to the puzzles she thought best left unconsidered. SSHG, postHPB. Warning: contains nonsense and rhyming poetry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,334 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Princess Hermione and the Seven Weasleys by celticreeder reviews
Snow White Harry Potter style, what more needs to be said?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,388 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
It Happened at the Lantern by GrayDove reviews
Chapter Two: Our Lucky Numbers. What Layla's lucky numbers mean to Warren. A series of unrelated WarrenLayla oneshots.
Sky High - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/18/2005 - Published: 9/28/2005
The Sexual Philosiphy of Ice Cream by labarynth-mind reviews
It's a hot day at hogwarts, and Draco overhears and interesting conversation between Ron and Harry. Warning: DMHP! slash! Naughty food talk!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Must Be Love by opalish reviews
HGSS. A quirk of Snape's lips, an arch of his eyebrows, a tilt of Hermione's head... They were holding their own conversation the whole meeting through, without saying a word. Harry's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Thinking Fourth Dimensionally by Deeble reviews
Hermione hits on an efficient way to do her mountain of homework in third year. Too bad it's illegal.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,373 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/26/2004 - Published: 5/24/2004 - Hermione G.
Muggle Movies 02: The Chamber by GNess reviews
The kids are off to the films again where the girls are in love with Draco, the boys are getting along, and the teachers aren't taking points. It's like an alternate universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,857 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/3/2004 - Published: 11/7/2002 - Complete
A Little Old Fashioned Blackmail by Halcyon reviews
Bubbles, blackmail, and a lot of Hermione and Severus! A one shot response to the Bubble Bath Challenge at WIKTT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/1/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Chronicles of Lucius by Fyrie reviews
Throughout the CoS period, Lucius Malfoy keeps a dia... er... Chronicle of events. Last updated: 26th Sept. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,161 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/26/2003 - Published: 12/12/2002 - Lucius M. - Complete
The Doll Army by FernWithy reviews
Six year old Dora Tonks gets a visit from three Marauders, and her dolls get a new mission in life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,352 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/15/2003 - Remus L.
A Taste Of Her Own by GinnyPotter387 reviews
Umbridge gets a taste of her own poison. Short story, OotP outtake what should have happened! . Torture for our least favorite teacher with a twist of HG!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 34 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Miss Hogwarts by JennaMae reviews
When the prefects hold a one-of-its-kind beauty pageant, the students are all up for it. But will the reluctant Gryffindor contestant pull HIS act off perfectly? (EPILOGUE UP; COMPLETED!!!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,854 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/5/2003 - Published: 12/6/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Lord Voldemort's New Robes by Nymue reviews
[COMPLETE] Lord Voldemort wants new robes. Enter Snape the Spy and Hermione the Know-It-All.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 27 - Published: 10/2/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Potions Text of a Different Sort by Strega Brava reviews
Hermione is tired of the same old Potions texts and comes up with a novel idea which...intrigues her husband. SSHG. To be considered AU and OOC to some degree.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/21/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Survival of the Fittest by Kalina Lea reviews
Hermione is ready to start a family, but Severus is having some, er, difficulties... COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,089 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/14/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
How to Warm up a Frigid Valentine by RogueAngel reviews
Never follow Fred and George Weasley anywhere.....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,533 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/28/2002 - Published: 2/6/2002 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Muggle Movies 01: The Stone by GNess reviews
The Harry Potter characters go and see the first film on the big screen. It seems EVERYONE loves Sean Biggerstaff, Draco isn't sneering nearly as much as he should and Ron is so excited that Harry fears he'll pass out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,188 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/4/2002 - Published: 12/10/2001 - Complete