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Joined 01-31-12, id: 3681821, Profile Updated: 07-16-13
Author has written 10 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

I never know what to write here... on to the awkward!

If you're ever in the mood to RP, hit me up with a PM. Willing to try being anyone :D

My name is Otter or Holly, classy way to start. Three thing you may or may not want to know about me is that I phail aut speling. Even with Spell Check. o3o I am (somewhat) addicted to using ...'s. It... is... on...ly a m...inor... ob...ses...ion... And I am mainly a humor writer... whether you think I'm funny or not is a whole different scenario.

Currently Working On (AKA selfish promotions):
Nostalgia in a Small Café - A RomanoxCanada multi-chapter fanfic where a certain tomato-lover re-befriends a certain maple-lover in this complex place we call politics. I mean life. Humor/Romance hybrid.
Fill in the Gaps: Cannoli Style - A series of unconnected one-shots (all as separate stories) of the shenanigans between Romano and the countries he has yet to interact with in the fanfiction world and finally ridding everyone of those dreaded 'No entries found with current settings/filters. Note: M rated entries are not displayed by default'. Genres will vary. (Possible Candidates: Bulgaria, Kumajiro, New Zealand, *Sweden, and Ukraine *= definite) (Completed: Sealand, Iceland, Cuba, Estonia)
Departed Days - A royal-themed, muli-chaptered fanfic with Prumano (PrussiaxRomano). When history is not being made it is being repeated. Prince Lovino makes a decision, but whether it will make history or repeat the previous war depends on the pride of others.

Age: Old enough to understand words and young enough to not get helped across the road. Sad face.

Fandoms I'm Into: Hetalia, Teen Titans, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Avengers, Kingdom Hearts, Free!, Shingeki no Kyojin (Attack On Titan)

Goal of the Week: Spike a punch bowl with demotic whiskey

Past Goals: Teach a whale to walk, Find a way to kill a cockroach by nuclear means, Create an artificial hug, Commandeer a pirate ship, Count the number of stripes in zebra populations around the world, Find out what Apollo would do for a Klondike bar, See Hell freeze over, Update my Goal of the Week, Break a clock so it is correct three times a day, Vacate the boogeyman from under my bed, Divide by zero, Aggravate a pacifist, Sacrifice math to the Volcano Gods, Drop a pin in a library, Remove all warning labels, Graffiti 'Bad Wolf' on a police box, Ride a baggage claim line, Hear Benedict Cumberbatch say 'It's elementary, my dear Watson', Bleh! }:U, Release a bull in a china shop, Obtain a llama and name him Pedro Carl XIII, Flush the toilet quietly at 6:00 am, Catch them all

Favorite Quotes: If you can't dazzle them with your intelligence, baffle them with your bullshit - Book of the SubGenius
When it comes to sex, fungus are pretty kinky. - AP Biology Teacher.
Hetalia doesn't help you understand history; history helps you understand Hetalia. - Product review on Amazon

Top 5 Hetalia Characters I love:
1) Romano (South Italy, damn It!)
2) Canada (Eh)
3) Prussia (Awesomeness personified)
4) France (Don't look at me like that)
5) England (Bow ties are cool, like Englishmen)
6) Iceland (And Mr. Puffin mofos!)

Favorite Pairings: World x World
(But I do have a slight preference towards Prumano and Romanada ;) )

That’s right, I went there... crack pairings all the way. There is a reason they are called Crack Pairings. Once you've had some you can never get enough.

Honestly, I support any pairing, romantic or platonic, as long as you can make it interesting. Even if the paring is crackyer than an unkept road. When it comes to parings, it is all about perspective; how do you view the character? That answer is different for everyone. Whenever you write them, you will always put a small amount of your head-canon in there and when someone reads a story, they have their own head-cannons in mind. One little change, that does not affect the general characters personality (Even so, characters should not be static if you want a good story), can completely change their compatibility with other characters. And lets face it, reading the same plot line of courting or even just platonic friendship gets boring. The purpose of this site is to unleash your imagination and creativity, a process that can by restricted when a character is confined to only one other character. Moral of the story? Become a nation's pimp and whore them out. Ok, my rant is over. Feel free to flame, I'll bring the s'mores.

Note: I really am not trying to offend anyone and I am sorry of I do so... (Ok, not really when it comes to people who can't open their minds just a little) I just want to read well-written stories. :D

Favorite Book: The Perks of Being a Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky

Favorite Author: Stephen King

Favorite Movie: Shawshank Redemption

Favorite Song: Hero of War by Rise Against

Favorite Artists: Linkin Park, Rise Against, Three Days Grace

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Life Under the Sun by VampireNaomi reviews
Gilbert doesn't like the Italian countryside. He doesn't like his new employer. He doesn't even like his life. But maybe all of that can change. Prumano slice of life. Written by Christ on a cracker. Translated by VampireNaomi. Cover image by Iraya.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,066 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 10/4/2012 - [Prussia, S. Italy/Romano]
Acceleration Waltz by TwistedGoth reviews
AU. 1950s, America. Anti-German sentiment is alive and well, and for most young people, destiny is already decided. But one American and one German may stray from their intended paths, and perceptions are always subject to change. America x Germany
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 107,746 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Germany, America
The Crocus by RedEyedGirl100 reviews
Lovino and Matthew are workers in a brothel in order to save their brothers. Ludwig is there as a favor and Ivan's wife ran off with a new lover. Everyone has there reasons to be at The Crocus. Russia/Canada Germany/Lovino Turkey/Greece
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,542 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Germany
Prince's Hand And Half of the Kingdom by marinoa reviews
Having once refused to obey a frog, Prince Arthur is now forced to marry one. Both parties are unwilling, but even with the help of their friends, can they win against spells... and time? FrUK AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,105 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Operation: Sweet & Sour by Thing2BK reviews
Matthew is the soft-spoken one, never attracting attention to himself. Lovino is a ball of bitter attitude. And one yaoi fan-club, led by their fearsome president is going to bring the two together, whether they realize it or not.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 69,026 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 3/4/2012 - [S. Italy/Romano, Canada] Hungary - Complete
My Vampire Balls! by SpicyItalianRomano reviews
He was chosen by God to help win a bet with the Devil.Now forced into not being able to ejaculate for the rest of the year or worlds end,Aleksander must deal with demans from the depths of hell trying to seduce him!And then theres that one vampire...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Bulgaria, Romania
Accidents Happen? by Catastrophic Tomato reviews
It was just one time, and it was only a drunken accident! Surely it should just be forgotten. That is, until Lovino and Gilbert realize this won't be as easy as they thought. Prumano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 92,985 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 9/23/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Prussia - Complete
Gemini by BurningtoAshes reviews
When Lovino asked his brother to switch places with him, he wasn't expecting to have to deal with a perverted frog, an idiot Spaniard, and an unstable albino. For Feliciano, however, his blond roommate is just an added perk.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 72,306 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano
Seeing Is Believing by VampireNaomi reviews
Neither Prussia nor Romano is looking for a new relationship, especially not with each other, but somehow they end up growing closer than they ever expected or wanted. Prumano with other pairings as a side dish. Rated for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 113,879 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - [S. Italy/Romano, Prussia] [Germany, N. Italy] - Complete
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Useless Drabble Dumping Grounds reviews
Because every writer needs that place to dump their random ideas that are not good enough to be a full fic. Feel free to sort through this mess of random pairings, ratings, genres and or leave a request. Currently contains: Romerica, FrUk, AmeCan, Scotland, GerIta, Giripan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 12/12/2012
Silent Skull, Walking Corpse reviews
"Eduard. Some people act and some people speak. Voices tend to silence when a bullet is shoved in the back of the skull, but a cockroach's corpse can still move with its head cut off." 1930s Semi-historical AU. Human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,430 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Estonia, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Nostalgia in a Small Café reviews
Who would have believed that a sketchbook on potato mutilations would cause Canada, the forgotten, and Romano, the inferior, to come closer together. RomanoxCanada Romanada with hinted other pairings, both Romano & Canada's PoV. Rated M for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,454 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 2/5/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Canada
Departed Days reviews
Thirty years have passed since the halt of the disastrous war amongst the four kingdoms of Hetalia, leaving a fragile peace in its costly wake. Can the ruse of a single Artistic shatter the already departing tranquility and continue what started the previous generation? History tends to repeat itself and Strongs hate being fooled. Royal AU / Prumano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/21/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Prussia
¡Ja Ja España! reviews
Well, it is that time of year again when all the Hispanic parts of the world get together for their annual Ja Ja España event. This years lucky contestants are Romano and Cuba, may Spain rest in one piece.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,384 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/12/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Cuba - Complete
Over the Island, Past the Peninsula reviews
Statistically, the isolated Nordic and hot-headed Mediterranean had to have one thing in common, but since when have the nations ever obeyed the laws of reality? RomanoxIceland Icemano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,757 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/21/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Iceland - Complete
Gelato can Cure Jerkmanos Disease reviews
Stupid England being a stupid Jerkland and causing me to get lost. Hey wait, doesn't that guy look familiar? Didn't I compliment his tie earlier? Sealand and Romano cottony fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,742 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Sealand, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Two Birds With Two Stones reviews
When he went in for the pickup line, Lovino did not anticipate the following events. Prumano with Fem!Prussia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,906 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Prussia - Complete
Their First reviews
An account of the events in the relationship between Lovino and Matthew from its beginnings to today. Human AU Romanada Romano x Canada One-Shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/14/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Canada - Complete
Third Side of the Revolution reviews
Novice Hessian soldier, Ludwig, listened to the officer as he explained their next destination, Trenton. One-Shot Historical AU Brotherly Germancest No pairings Human Names Warnings Inside
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,015 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Germany, Prussia - Complete