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Author has written 9 stories for Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, and Avengers.

Hi persons on my profile... I've been locked out of my account for a while, so just bare with me as I try to catch up! :D


The Bullying Section of Mah Profile:

Guys, it's because you're different. But difference is your best quality. You're the flower bloomed in adversity; The most rare and beautiful of them all.

"If people are saying things about the way you look, say to them in a nice, polite way: "Excuse me, but if you don't like the way I look, Don't Look." Mah friends mom

"If you're being bullied, speak up, and also: Remember that you are not alone. Remember that millions of people around the earth know what you're going through. But, that doesn't make it right. Being Bullied is not a part of life, or at least it shouldn't be... WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE FUDGING EARTH NOWADAYS!?!?!!?!?!

End of Bullying Rant/Section/Some Other Word

"SMILE! It irritates those who wish to destroy you!:)" ShadowCat98

"Did you Say... PEARS?!?!?!?!" A person named Jasmine

I once tested to see whether or not I was weird, so I took 4 online quizes, and got the following answers: Weird, Crazy/Insane, Weirdo, and I think the last one was crazy. But I don't really remember. So apparently, as far as the internet is observed, I'm a crazy, insane, weird, little Bastard. HEY I'M LIKE DAFFY DUCK FROM THE LOONEY TUNES. anybody? anybody still watch that show? No? Well, the internet isn't always wrong...

I'm the kind of person that you can flip on to the ground, and I will just jump right back up again, smile, and say: That was fun!

Welcome! we have nothing but... no seriously, we don't have anything.

Oh, don't grow up. Why not? Shut up and just stop growing up.

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, Narnia Queen, pselpevensie, Kendall Knight, Boysboysboys love em, Teh Troll, RandomFanPerson

Random Quotes I like:
"Anyone who doesn't live in Dennis world is weird." My dad said this a few years ago and I can't get it out of my head for some reason...

"I forgot how to breathe." My friend/colleague/Random Person

"I can do weird things with my tongue!"

"Is that supposed to be a penguin?" "No, its my dance!" My friend/colleague/coach

"Apparently Dave can do addition." Random Person

"I have a very disturbing image in my head." "What is it?" "When that guy just took his shirt off." Me... I make very bad quotes, don't I?

"Do you have problems? If so, *takes bag of raisins and chucks at face* EAT SOME FREAKIN RAISINS!"

" You will die tommorrow. Of Natural causes. Wait, am I a natural cause?" Hehe... that was me... (Notice how all the disturbed/gross quotes are ones I said?)

"Aww, cool, chairs, let's sit on them." Muscle Man from Regular Show

(Harry Potter) "Lily: ARE YOU SERIOUS?? James: No, I'm James. He's Sirius." Again... A website...

"If you can read this...go make me a sandwich. Rawr." A profile I was reading... I forgot... (Yeah, I should warn you, I profile surf...)

"I would carve my face into the moon, so the moon would look like my face." Jake from Adventure Time

"Its sad how they only bother to acknowledge your presence when you're spitting mucus into a tissue over a garbage can." Yeah... that was me... and it actually happened... (I get snot all in my mouth when I have a cold...)

"Sing. Like no one can hear you. Dance. Like nobody's watching. Love. Like you'll never get hurt." ... I don't know it's been said a million times!?!?

"If I haven't already friended you, I don't plan to, so stop POKING ME!" A character on a Scooby Doo franchise that I don't remember the name of...

"Can you back up? I have personal space issues..." Jason Dolly in some random movie (Channel surfing...)

"[If you're happy and you know it] Say Meow! MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW!!!!!!" Finn from Adventure Time (Cartoon Network Promo/Commercial)

(The SAME Cartooon Network Promo) "[If you're happy and you know it] Go sit in the corner and think about your life!!" Jake from Adventure Time (Dude I say that all the time now...)


"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift; that's why they call it, the present." Master Oogway from Kung Fu Panda. (Man this dude has some awesome quotes! -)

something random I plan to write at some point... lalalalala

Okay, this is kinda sad but I do think it needs to be posted:
The boy you punched in the hall today. Committed suicide a few minutes ago. That girl you called a slut in class today. She's a virgin. The boy you called lame. He has to work every night to support his family. ... That girl you pushed down the other day. She's already being abused at home. That girl you called fat. She's starving herself. The old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars. He fought for our country. The boy you made fun of for crying. His mother is dying. You think you know them. Guess what? You don't! Re-post if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't, but re-post this if you're that 1% with a heart.

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.

I'm the kind of guy who would fall flat on my face, get up, laugh my head off, and say " That was fun!

of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.

This is Bob. Bob likes you. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

Definition of homework: Some form of crude mind control still used in some primitive areas.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

The world is full of crazy people,they made me there leader.

Aren’t the ‘good things that come to those who wait’ just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out”?

When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!

Don’t mess with me I’ve got a stick.

Darth Vader- "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!" Luke Skywalker- "Nah, the rebels have cake." Darth Vader- "ooh! Can I be a rebel?!"

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

I’m the kind of guy who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide.

Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later.

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing “I’m Off to See the Wizard” when sent to the Headmasters office.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

“Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.”

A recent survey stated that the average person’s greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you’re telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy?

I’m not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Death is God’s way of saying “You’re fired.” Suicide is Human’s way of saying “You can’t fire me- I quit!”

Shut up voices or I’ll poke you with a fork.

If at first you don’t succeed skydiving isn’t for you.

Set sail in a general that way direction.

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

I’m sick of following my dreams, I’m just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go.

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.

"So you see a ghost, or think you do, and that is what has you scared half to death?" "I'd prefer it if you didn't use the word 'death' but yea..." "Well if I said 'scared half to watermelon' it wouldn't make sense."

When I argue with myself it's normal. It's when I argue with myself and I LOSE that it's weird.

"They say 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people."

Men who drops their watch in the toilet is bound to have crappy time.

Heaven kicked me out. Hell is afraid I'll take over.

I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight!


This made me cry, and that is a tough thing to do!

And please tell Trevor; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now,

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best;

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass.

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one deserves this,

Mommy, warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know they really did try,

I think I even saw a doctor, Trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, With a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest.

Mommy I ran as fast as I could,

When I heard that crack, Mommy, listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new,

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo.

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, Mommy, I wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Trevor, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know; you know it's true,

And Mommy all I wanted to say is, "Mommy, I love you."

In Loving Memory of The Columbine Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,

Pass this around,

I'd be happy if you could,

Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye"

Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot off with a great big crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

But Mommy, when I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye,

I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

On with my Randomness…

Peeta: When I walk out of the shop, this is what I see.

Katniss: Not again

Peeta: Katniss Everdeen is a-lookin at me.

Katniss: Are you done?


Katniss: SHUT UP!


You call me a bitch, I tell you thanks for the compliment.
You call me a freak, I ask you what your first clue was.
You call me evil, I tell you I've seen worse.
You call me a brat, I say "yes, yes I am."
You call me a bitch, I tell you you've already used that one.

I am who I am. Deal with it.

Let your fucking freak flag fly! :D

"If you can't learn to deal with me, than wait till you see the rest of the world."

Things Coming Up:



Who would win in a battle of: All the facebook addicts vs. all of us on fanfiction?
Answer: We Would, did you even need to read the answer?????????? :D

If you feel racism is wrong, POST THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.


Welcome to the Underworld!
1) We have cookies.
2) You get to make fun of creepy socially deprived people in tights.
3) We have Wifi
4) You get to join our Facebook page.
5) You don't have to try hard, because you'll probably get hacked by some idiots who have a "master plan".


A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 percent of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 percent of the people that read this won't repostit?

Some stuff from Shadowcat98's profile:

Why do we ((sleep)) in church, But stay ((awake)) through a 2 hour movie? Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about God, but so ((easy)) to Gossip? Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it ((easy)) to read Playboy? Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a Godly Facebook Wall Post, Yet we ((repost)) the nasty ones? Why are ((churches)) getting smaller, But ((bars and clubs)) are growing? Think about it, are you going to repost this? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Would You Have Read This if it Said... Read This In Gods Name.

You know... the words on this screen is kind of right...


If you like the band Blood on the Dancefloor, then copy and sign this on your profile!


1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2.For each question, press the next button to get your answer


Don't Stop Believin'


Yo, Ho


Dark Dreams

4.WHAT IS 22?

I'm A Believer ...


Not like the Movies


The Story of us






Sparks Fly




Pokemon Theme


Star Power


Legally Blonde






Last Friday Night


Better than revenge




Find your way


Blood on the dance floor


Let's start a Riot


Sally's Song


london underground


teenage dream


the one that got away


I hope you choke (well... no comment)


I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be dumb
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be attractive.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a mature content tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a brat.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should suffer.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm FAT, so I MUST like cake.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid or stuck up
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be an inappropriate dresser.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking person.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be irresponsible.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be 'sharing time' with them.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm {part} GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be crazy.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid and stuck up.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a wimp.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling brat
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a brat.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my girlfriend having a baby.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm BRITISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (part)
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (I don't "love" it, but I'll write it or draw it.)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I AM KIND to other PEOPLE, so I MUST be WEAK.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I'm PRO-ABORTION , so I MUST be heartless
I am CLOSE TO MY FAMILY, so I MUST be going to live with my family when I'm 50.
I am a COUNTRY PERSON, so I MUST have like, 20 kids.

What stereotype are you?


Random Things:

Cartoon Network shows Adventure Time like... Once a day, but they show Johnny Test for like... five hours.

The world will NOT end in 2012, no matter what people say.

Blood On The Dance floor is the best band eva!

I took a test to see how insane I am, and it came out 90%. But, people say that I'm more 110% insane. *Deranged Laugh*

Cartoons are a form of vacation from the ups and downs of life.

"Life is yours. You can do whatever you want. If your afraid of getting in trouble, always remember: it's just some random person's opinion, and that's all it ever will be."- A random eleven year old. (No, I'm not kidding you, if you find that kind of amazing, PM me :D.)


"Things to do at a movie

1. When you are choosing a seat, point at someone and say loudly in a childish voice, "I don't want to sit to that guy, he smells funny!"

2. Everytime there is a gun shot, scream, "Hit the floooor!", jump to the floor and cover your head.

3. Quote all dialogue five seconds after it's said on screen.

4. Ask the person at the ticket counter "Do you come here often?"

5. Start an standing ovation at the end of the movie.

6. Become a bookie. Take bets on which character (or audience member) will die first.

7. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing"

8. Clap and cheer when the good guys gets killed.

9. During the previews, yell out "Can you fast foward it please?"

10. Try to start a Mexician wave

11. Argue that no-one can sit next to you because the seats alreadly taken by your invisible friend.

12. Stand up during the picture and announce to the others the movies twist.

13. Shout "look behind you!" at the actors.

14. Wear 3D glasses. Complain about how bad the effects are.

15. Everytime someone curses, cover your ears and shout "oh the fucking profanity!"

16. Hum the theme music.

17. Bring a flashlight. During the film, perform a shadow puppet show on the ceiling.

18. Go "Ooooooooooh..." whenever someone kisses.

19. Wear a huge fake afro wig, blocking the person behind you's view.

20. Shout out "Help, I'm a beautiful butterfly"

21. Clap loudly everytime a person walks into the theater late.

22. Enquire what the theater's return policy on popcorn is." - PS: I HAVE NO IDEA WHO OWNS THAT WEBSITE I JUST GOOGLED RANDOM STUFF AND IT CAME UP. sorry, my caps lock was on. :P

(='.'=) This is Bunny.
(")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.

FAKE VS. REAL (All you guys are real and I love you so much; thank you for showing me that friendship is anything but conditional XOXO) (And my old elementary "buddies" can rot in the bloodiest bowels of hell for all i give)

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kicks everything out of their schedual to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it :D

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy:Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

Copy this into your profile if you think Disney should make a princess with no hair so girls with cancer can feel beautiful too, as well as a fat one...


My favorite scene from adventure time ever:

Marceline's Dad: Of all history's greatest monsters you are by far the most evil thing I've encountered. Offer your soul to me, dark one.

Gunter: Wak. Wak.

Marceline's Dad: No! You can't have my soul! I don't even... Look, just get in here. (Begins to try to suck Gunter's soul).

Gunter: (Slaps Marceline's dad's face). Wak. Wak.

Marceline's Dad: (Kicking Gunter) Keep your crummy soul!


If you are breathing right now copy and paste this into your profile

Okay, I've changed my Adventure Time love situation-thingy views. I will read any paring, and I still haven't really decided which one I like. I've read really awesome finnceline, fiolee, fubblegum, marcelee, and marcible stories, so... I guess I'm undecided.

If you have ever seen the youtube video "What time is it? Adventure Time!" and think she should sing that for the theme song, copy and paste this into your profile.

Did you know that in ancient times they chopped off little boys balls so they could sing high notes like women?

A true boyfriend

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her
When she staresat your mouth
Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong
When she ignore's you
Give her your attention
When she pull's away
Pull her back
When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared
Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay
When she look'sat you with doubt
Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does
When she misses you
she's hurting inside
When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away
When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-
When she says she's ok dontbelieve it, talk with her-
because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking, Sweet??"
If you post this in the next five minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.
Guys post as: "i'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do"

'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club (that is the best part of dating cuddling!)

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'.

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough GUTS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Sorry about all the freaking things about romance. So... now, something different. :P

A ge? Between 11 and 21. Figure it out.
B ored? Probably.
C ookie dough ice cream!!!!!!
D oo de doo de doo de doo da
E ver tell you my real name? never.
F reaking Fanfictions
G lobs of snot are raining from the sky.
H unger Games Trilogy, baby!!!!
I magination. *O.O*
J E=? (Yeah, I bet your confused...)
K itties kill bunnies. JK. :P
L alalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala
M oronic
N ever stereotypically correct.
O ctupus.
P okemon and peppermint sticks.
Q uestions. I don't like them.
R egular Show, babies!!!! :P
S omething I forgot to type.
T he answer is Werewolf Queen, it's always Werewolf Queen!
V arious cartoon-lover.
W hat time is it? ADVENTURE TIME!
X opeldsa;lfksdja (I don't know any words that start with x. sorry. :p)
Y o Face!!!!!!
Z odiac sign? Aquarius. Kind of ironic, in my opinion. :P

Wait for the boy/girl who insists on walking the twenty minutes in the soaking rain to your house, just so he/she can do the whole thing over again by walking you back to his/her house.

First Definition of Pwned:

A corruption of the word "Owned." This originated in an online game called Warcraft, where a map designer misspelled "owned." When the computer beat a player, it was supposed to say, so-and-so "has been owned."

Second Definition of Pwned:

Unlike the other people who have posted definitions that are ridiculous, do not have substantial backing, or are simply mis-informed, I will give the completedefinition of what "pwned" means.

1. The origins of "pwned" are debated but there are two possible sources:
a. A prominent quake player mis spelled "owned" and the new word "pwned" was adopted by people who thought it was "1337".
b. A warcraft map designer misspelled "owned" and thus people started using "pwned" instead.

Third Definition of Pwned:

What happens to retards who keep arguing about the origin of pwned on the Internet.

Quotes from Kevin Wu on Cartoon Network (from Flicks):
"Get me more doughnuts! Like ten more!"
"Very intreguing! Our data suggests- I got British on that one."
"You know what they say: You can never have enough monkeys, or popcorn. Wait, who says that?"

Some more stuff from Shadowcat98's profile:

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. (oh please, I do that ALL the time)

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'IWon! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' (I don't have children!)

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile

You read all that? Wow! Congratulations!

RandomFanPerson :D

PS: I really like the Hunger Games song Safe&Sound. So... just if you were wondering about multiple things titled Safe&Sound in the Fav. Stories thing. :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P One Million Tounges! :D

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The Immortal Bond by MissyCritical reviews
Jealousy turns into Anger. Anger turns into Evil. And Evil destroys all. Even heroes.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,758 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Marceline A., Marshall Lee
She's Just A Little Bluebird by MissyCritical reviews
This little bluebird came looking for you. To mock me of my mistake. This little bluebird came looking again. I said we weren't even friends, she could have you. I lied, she can't have you. She didn't come back, so I went looking for her and I found you..
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,264 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Marceline A., Marshall Lee
Drunk by purpledragon6 reviews
Bad title funny story. Revise.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Marshall Lee, Fionna - Complete
Spinning by strykemeister reviews
Rigby, feeling a bit sick, makes a jerk of himself in front of everyone, and winds up in a post-apocalyptic alternate universe where all of his friends are wastelanders. Can he get back to his reality, and by then, will he even want to? Rigby/Eileen. Indefinite Hiatus.
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,400 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Rigby, Eileen
Peppermint Butler's Secret by HatefulHolly reviews
Everyone's favorite chewy butler has a dark secret.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,948 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Peppermint Butler, Princess B. Bubblegum
A Good Feeling by FlyingMachine1 reviews
Tony comes to the surprising revelation that Steve is both the oldest and youngest member of the team. NO SLASH! Whole team family goodness! Chapter 2: Tony wakes to find Steve in distress.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
The Amazing Dancing Physicist by dysprositos reviews
Tony thinks he's really funny. Bruce is not inclined to agree.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Astraphobia by Aquamarinalea reviews
Thunderstorms have always scared Mabel, but her brother has always been there for her. Proving once again that Dipper is the most adorable and cutest and best brother ever!
Gravity Falls - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Dipper P., Mabel P.
Hidden Photo by Doubleblood reviews
What does genius billionaire playboy philanthropist Tony Stark do at boring Stark industries meetings? The same thing any sane person would do, doodle on his notes! But it's what he's been doodling that surprises Bruce. Bruce Banner/Tony Stark!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,977 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
50 Things That Tony Stark Can Never, Ever Do by lifeofapplepie reviews
"27. Tony is not allowed to tell Natasha that the mailman who flirts with Pepper may be a terrorist." Phil Coulson attempts to help out the next "babysitter" of the Avengers. Or, more specifically, he tries to help in the handling of everyone's favorite playboy.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Therapy by Dawnster reviews
"Interesting therapy technique." "It worked, didn't it?"
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Ultimate Frisbee by Emrys Myrddrin reviews
This is why Cap's sheild should not be used as a frisbee.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
My Guardian Mockingjay by moodyreindeer reviews
I will not die in shame. Katniss Everdeen will win. For us. Rue's last thoughts before she died.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Rue - Complete
Safe and Sound by SharpieSam reviews
Finn felt a whimper escape his lips as tears fell down onto his pajamas. He never cried. He only cried when people died...Oneshot
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Finn, Fionna - Complete
Throwing Hambo by UnicornRaisons reviews
His blue eyes widened in terror, then calmed again, not wanting to show fear. Marshall had once told him. 'Oh, and never show fear to a vampire. You know, the predator side in them and all can sense that stuff in, like, a second.'
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,574 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Marshall Lee, Prince B. Gumball
Finn's Second Chance by BladeGuy9 reviews
Three years after Jake's death, Finn begins thinking about killing himself. Marceline and Bubblegum quickly find out and try to talk some sense into him. Will they succeed?
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Finn - Complete
The Vampire Queen's Vlog by RighteousDarkness reviews
((DON'T BOTHER READING THIS IS KIND OF HORRIBLE TOO OKAY)) Finn and Jake find a stash of com pyoo tars, the internet is reinvented by Bubblegum, and Marceline gets dibs on the first Ooo blog...LET THE RIGHTEOUSNESS BEGIN! reviews please and leave questions for the whole gang, mangs.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,988 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Marceline A.
Taylor Swift House of Anubis Songfics! by TheNeonSkunk reviews
I love Taylor Swift, and House of Anubis. So I decided to make a story to put songfics in! Not just Fabina, although that's one of my personal favorites. PM me about an idea you have and I might use it! Enjoy! :D Sibuna! And PLEASE read and review!
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,095 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012
Dictator by Arrietty Miyazaki reviews
What lies beneath the bubbly masquerade of PB is anything but sweet. Explore the sadistic nature of this insidious princess. A trail of blood leads Marceline to the truth behind their fair lady.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Marceline A., Princess B. Bubblegum
Say You Like Me by YouWereNeverMyLover reviews
Songfic to "Say You Like Me" by We The Kings. FABINA! May turn into a collection. Song ideas welcome!
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Fabian R., Nina M. - Complete
Safe and Sound by I Write Sins Not Tragidies reviews
Just close your eyes, you'll be alright. Come morning light, you'll be safe and sound... One-shot to the song "Safe and Sound" by Taylor Swift.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Complete
Chubby Cute by Demon's-Praise reviews
Every girl feels a bit insecure about themselves...
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Fionna, Marshall Lee - Complete
The One That Got Away by BladeGuy9 reviews
A few months after Finn's death, Marceline visits his grave and sings a song that explains her feelings toward Finn. First songfic, R&R please.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Finn, Marceline A. - Complete
Curiosity Kills More Than Cats by Coelacanthic reviews
It's a widely known fact that Prince Gumball's hair is made of bubblegum. But Marshall Lee just has to know... Is it ALL made of bubblegum?
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Marshall Lee, Prince B. Gumball - Complete
I'm an Adventurer, Not a Lover! by MewLuna reviews
"I'll go easy on you since you're human," he smirked smugly. She scoffed. "Puh-lease! Give me all you got Vampire King and I'll show you how easy it won't be." "Feisty Fionna." The two held their swords and pointed them at each other. "Ready?" AU FxM
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 66 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Fionna, Marshall Lee - Complete
If I die young: One shot by xforeverlovex21 reviews
If I die young, bury me in satin, lay me down on a bed of roses. Sink me in the river at dawn, send me away with the words of a love song.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Nina M., Fabian R. - Complete
Set Fire To The Rain by nitenel reviews
A stunning songfic to Adele's Set Fire To The Rain. The Battle of Hogwarts was a battle of heroes. But there were more than just heroes... There were heroines. From Bellatrix to Minerva. From Molly to Tonks. From Hermione to Ginny. From Fleur to Lun
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2011 - N. Tonks, Ginny W.
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Let the Battle Begin reviews
Ash, FP, brain-washed-other FP, and Ashley all have teamed up to take over the world... And this time, if Ooo falls, there's no turning back... Its going to be a good, very good, fight... Especially if Marceline and Marshall Lee are the prime Targets. MarceLee, Warnings: Language, Probably torture scenes, and war, a little later on. Not AU. Used to be called Evil is Uprising.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,648 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Marceline A., Marshall Lee
But You're a HalfGod, The Pain is Briefer reviews
Tony was bored, Bruce was present, so, somehow, a day that was supposed to be devoted to giving tours of the Stark Tower turned into diching the confused/asassin people and writing a parody to a hit song. The song being, Call Me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepson. About the Hulk. First Avengers FanFic, R&R please!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Paring Songfics reviews
Warning: Contains old, new, childish, mature, humourous and sad songs, and yuri, yaoi, crack, and parings. PLEASE VOTE FOR SONGS AND PARINGS!
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 5/5/2012
The Girl Who Lived
The story of Marceline. The story of how they reunited. The story of how she must sacrifice everything to save all the things she holds most dear. Rated T for Strong Language. Disclaimer: I don't own Adventure Time
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,306 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Marceline A.
The Bonnibel Rock reviews
Bonnibel shares her feelings on the whole "Flinn" Flame Princess x Finn Paring. In the form of a song parody. A parody of a song written by Keri Hilson. That used to be called Pretty Girl Rock. Warning: No parings intended, humor intended. R&R Please!
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Princess B. Bubblegum, Flame Princess
Dear Fionna, reviews
Ice Queen wants answers after she pulled her stunt, so she writes Fionna a short letter demanding them, of merely 130 words. R&R Please!
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Ice Queen, Fionna - Complete
Who I'd Be reviews
If he could be someone else. Maybe he would be a viking. A star-crossed lover. A poet, even. Maybe, just maybe, a hero as well. But not himself. The worlds of Ooo and Aaa are combined in this story.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Ice King - Complete
Mourning In His Loss reviews
Fabian is devastated after the accident. To help his pain, Fabian sings a song to his lost lover. Inspired by Bladeguy9's "The One That Got Away." Disclaimer: I don't own House of Anubis
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Fabian R., Nina M. - Complete