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Joined 01-31-12, id: 3682705, Profile Updated: 06-15-12
Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, and Maximum Ride.

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Okay, I'm so awesome, that I have now decided to condescend to actually doing my profile!!!!!!!

jk

But I'm still awesome, right? (and amazing)

Okay... what do you want to know about me?

I love Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, and Percy Jackson, but I would NEVER EVER write fanfics for Percy Jackson because it's just too good already. I can't make it better!

I like long/complete fanfics just because I'm too lazy to check my email and actually CLICK THE BUTTON to read a chapter every time someone posts. It's just too much work for me. O.O

Yeah, I'll get more cool things to put on my profile later! Cya guys!

Rash

(I am completely entitled to advertise my stories. I will advertise other peoples too, but you need to tell me in reviews, AND I have to like it. No pressure. I do like most stories though, so that shouldn't be a problem. I read all ratings, and I only take fanfics whose stories I've read. Example: You send a harry potter fanfic, it's a taker. I have not read Twilight though, so If you gave me one, I wouldn't take it.)

(I have stories of the day. They may not change for up to a week though. Sorry :D)

The Stories of the Day are...

The Laws of Attraction by EndlessDayDreaming (harry potter) I cried when I read this. :D

Who Said Only Kids Need Teachers? by avidficreader (harry potter)

Iggy: A Maximum Ride Novel by Anikaandaj (maximum ride)

Author Honor Roll:

InventorOfFirebolt

Anikaandaj

icthestrals

CielGriffin14

MaxIsMe

EndlessDayDreaming

avidficreader

IggyIsAwesome13

anyavioletta

LyssaGranger

LilyxJames4ever

Name: Call me Rash

Age: Check out the poll at the top and vote :3

Location: Same place as InventorOfFirebolt. (yeah, I get free brooms.) xD

Dream job: Author. But my parents want me to be a doctor TT_TT

Other:

I value a true review, not something like "good chapter" or "update soon".

I'm probably not the age you'd expect.

I love it when people point out where I made a mistake, because then I an edit it and not seem like an idiot to anyone else.

I love to read, and to write, obviously, but sometimes a bit too much.

My laptop is something I cannot live without, and it isn't for surfing the net, it's for writing.

I have an unhealthy obsession with Draco Malfoy/Tom Felton :3

I love snow, and I love winter.

I like to think that I'm a good viola player, but I'm just siriusly delusional xD

I am a Slytherin, or so I like to think, even if everyone says I'm a Ravenclaw. XP. I know I'm a SLytherin, don't contradict me!!!!!!

I am deathly scared of spiders. It's not even funny.

I despise the way Ron and Ginny were portrayed in the Harry Potter movies. I hate Cho too, she is such a bad example of Asian girls.

As cliche as it is, I love Rose and Scorpius together. Kinda shaky on the rest of the Next Gen, but that's one pairing I will write about.

Joanne Kathleen Rowling is my idol, I want to be as good as her someday.

This is also getting ridiculously long, so I'll stop right here :)

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Fav. Couples:

Harry Potter: Draco/Hermione, Fred/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, Neville/Luna, James/Lily, Scorpius/Rose, Ron/Hermione, Blaise/Ginny, Ron/Pansy, Ron/Luna, Draco/OC

Maximum Ride:Max/Fang, Iggy/Ella, Iggy/ME!!!!, Sam/Lissa (i figure this way, they'll stay away from Max & Fang..)

The Hunger Games: Katniss/Peeta, Gale/Madge, Cato/Clove

I need someone who is prepared for
- a million questions
- uncontrollable laughter
- my family
- my appetite
- musical outbursts.
- random dancing
- my friends
- sad, happy tears
- deep talks
- my imagination
- my dreams
- walks in the rain
- random texts
- uselessarguments
And acceptance of the real me.

Favorite Quotes from books/movies/plays:

Harry Potter

Ron: 'Excuse me are you the imprint of a departed soul?'

Hermione: We were asked how we'd deal with dementors, not 'Dugbogs,' and I don't remember you changing your name to 'Roonil Wazlib.'

Ron: I love you, Hermione.
Hermione: Don't let Lavender hear you saying that.
Ron: I won't...or maybe I will...then she'll ditch me...

Mrs. Weasley: Don't ever let me see you throwing knifes again!
Ron: I won't...let you see.


FunQuizzes and Other Stuff that I will add most of later:

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

In the winter: omg its 55 degrees time to break out flip flops and shorts
In the summer:omg its 55 degrees time to break out north faces and uggs

SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST CRAZY! If you or know someone like this and think it's stupid, copy & paste onto your profile.

Things Maximum Ride has Taught Us:

1. Being different is okay.

2. Even the little things can help save the world.

3. Red-heads are evil! (Except Lily Potter and the Weasleys)

4. Love always makes itself known. Even if it takes you five books and fourteen years of your life to see it, it's there.

5. 6-year-olds do have the ability to take over the world.

6. Duct tape is a handy tool if you have a mimicking 8-year-old. (like my sister)

7. The loss of a vet would be a tragedy.

8. Dressing in dark clothes and never talking does not make you emo; it makes you Fang-like.

9. French is the universal language.

10. Fang-sized is an acceptable form of measurement. (Tell that to my dumb math teacher -.- )

11. Count your blessings.

12. Teen magazines don't help you in life or death situations.

13. Nachos and Moutain Dew are proper mind controlling devices. (and chocolate-chip cookies if you're Max :D)

14. Fang has the power to sum up your life story in nine words.

15. Even a kick-ass, leader of a merry band of mutants like Max can make mistakes.

16. Never get hooked on Valium. (Unless you have tape on your mouth , your good)

17. The best breed of dogs are talking Scotties!!

18. If one cannot be corrupted by power or money, there's always Snicker's bars.

19. It is okay to sell your soul for a chocolate-chip cookie.

20. Kids are better than adults. (Yeah, like I already didn't know that)

21. You'll know the Apocalypse is coming when Max is wearing a dress. (And hopefully when Fang and her make-up)

22. The best cooks are blind pyros.

23. Submarines are tiny tin cans of doom.

24. Desert rat should always be cooked to well-done.

25. School really is an evil place.

26. Teachers really are out to get you.

27. Remember to flap.

28. Only one bird kid could pull off preppy Top-Siders.

29. GIRLS KICK BOYS' BUTTS!!

30. The order of power: God, Chuck Norris, Max, Fang, Angel, Iggy, Gazzy, Nudge, Total, humans, animals. Brigid, Sam and Lissa don’t make the list.

Girls don't realize these things;

I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"

I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk

I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.

I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date

I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry That I cared

I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I really wish that more guys were like this, and I bet alot of girls do too.

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You say Twilight

I say Maximum Ride

You say vampires

I say Flying Kids

You say Jacob Black

I say Fang

you say Team Edward

I say Team Flock

You say Robert Pattison

I'll say "is stupid"

You say Robert Pattison is hot

I say Fang is WAY HOTTER

You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?

I think that's Fang and Max

You say Edward

I'll say Max. Fly On!

Fanfiction is a site for people who have been called at least one of the following- Weirdo, Loner, Nerd, Lick, Geek, Shy, Silent, Creepy, Crazy, Insane, Eccentric, Psycho, Odd, Mental or Different.

Fanfiction is a site for girls who are deperately in love with a non existant guys. (Because they're the best kind...)

Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever compared their classmates to characters from books.

Fanfiction is a site for those of us who can't express ourselves in life.

Fanfiction is a site for people talk to themselves... a lot.

Fanfiction is a site for people who laugh at jokes that no one else gets.

Fanfiction is a site for people who get funny looks for reading in class.

Fanfiction is a site for people who admire the guy who tries to be different.

Fanfiction is a site for people who say long words that other people don't normally understand.

Fanfiction is a site for people aren't afraid to sit alone and read at lunch

Fanfiction is a site for girls who don't need guys to complete them.

Fanfiction is a site for people who ditched reality and went for something different.

Fanfiction is a site for people who hang onto dreams.

Fanfiction is a site for people who are different, but don't care because, they know it's who they really are.

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If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you have ever had the sudden desire to own a tazer, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you happen to still talk to your imaginary Friend and occasionally punch him/her because they are know it alls copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict. (Or do it later.)

If Fanfiction is to you what Facebook is to other people, copy and paste this in to your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, put this in your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, put this into your profile.

If you guys love to read, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a lunatic, copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are one of the few teens who don't have or want to have a myspace/facebook, or have one and want to get rid of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this in your profile.

90 percent of teens today would die if MySpace/Facebook had a system failure and was completely destroyed...If you are one of the 10 percent that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile.

If you think High School Musical is evil and brainwashes little kids, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace/Facebook, copy this onto your profile.

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you frequently have conversations with yourself and/or fictional characters from your favorite books, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever run into a door copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you're a night person, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If people tend to misunderstand you copy this to your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you have ever been on one train of thought but got distracted for a few seconds and forgot what it was, copy and... what was i doing?

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone their not, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you’re a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is planning to dominate the world, copy this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you are wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy and Paste if you LOVE to laugh (even if at yourself)

If you wish you were Max Ride just so you could make out with Fang, copy and paste this into your profile. (WAHOO!!)

If Max needs to stop running from Fang, copy and paste this on your profile.

"Max, just admit it, you looove me, this much!"- Fang. If you found that hilarious, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you want wings and powers, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you are a Maximum Ride Fanatic, put this on your profile.

If you think Max and Fang should just get over themselves and get together already, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.

If you are obsessively, uncontrollably, in love with Fang.

If your view on Maximum Ride is that there are much worse things you could be addicted to, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think that Fang is way hotter than Edward copy this onto your profile

If your friend(s) think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog) and you don’t care copy and paste this is your profile.

If you have/wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.

If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when Gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you sometimes wondered, why Max is the only one in the Flock, with a last name, COPY AND PASTE!

If you have met your non-blood related twin in personality or resemblance, copy this into your profile. (It's weird 'cause she's a freshman, and I'm a sophmore, but we're twins)

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you hate Fang right now but still support FAX 100%, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you like Dylan and support Mylan, you are wrong. Please reread Maximum Ride 1-5 until you understand this.

If you never study but get an A on every test, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you relate anything and everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this on your profile

If you agree that Justin Bieber will go through puberty at the same time as Spongebob, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you took Spanish in school for at least a year and still no hablas espanol (don't speak spanish), copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever wonder if other websites have these 'copy and paste' things, but don't know because you spend about 90% of your time on FanFiction anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have deja vu a lot, copy this into your profile.

I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me." "I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?'' "OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!''"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma. Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. Have a heart.

If you're not obsessed with Twilight or just don't like it copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: Grimm Gal, grimmgirl, Elligoat, grimmgurl4ya, Sabri naDaphne13, iizninja, book phan44 MaxKatnissPotter Maggie ride, MaxIsMe, PhoenixAshr4

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Fang told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would tell Fang to get over himself and then shove him back in your basement where he belongs. Then, you would resurrect the 92 percent of overzealous fangirls and use them as your zombie army to take over Canada and rename it Canadia where you would rule as Queen with Fang by your side as your extremely hot king who has no real political power except to stand there and make you look good.

If you have (a) annoying sibling(s), copy/paste this on your profile!

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

93% percent of people would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc., AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, zeusgirl39, 7Cerberus7, Cadisha Ora Rhaksha Caden, Psychopathic FanGirl, MaxIsMe, PhoenixAshr4

88% of teenagers think that reading is a waste of time. Copy and paste this into your profile if your the 12% that thinks those people are nut jobs.

If you think sometimes songs really speak to you, paste this on your profile

This is weird, but interesting! If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

If you ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy and paste this in your profile

draco & Hermione pic: http://www.google.com/imgres?q=dracomalfoyandhermionegranger&hl=en&biw=1024&bih=423&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=TwUIhAoymzTXhM:&imgrefurl=http://kkatielynn.livejournal.com/&docid=IHbmG8MiHIUYyM&imgurl=http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2051/4506158269_aa1cf5622f.jpg&w=500&h=455&ei=2XN3T-3pAeif0AGMpPyzDQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=84&vpy=77&dur=98&hovh=214&hovw=235&tx=111&ty=231&sig=103321555458642758595&page=2&tbnh=123&tbnw=126&start=16&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:16

the flock pic:

nudge & gazzy anime:

my first story was: The Battle of Hogwarts- PLEASE DO NOT READ, IT IS DISCONTINUED!!!!

my baby is - The Fateful Train Ride of Selena Irrativor: my only OC story...

my on-the-side story - Flock Online, updated when ever inspiration strikes. :)

my current story - A Collection Of Songfics I'm trying them out now

my serious story - A Very Maxy Christmas- love the reviews, PLEASE GIVE ME MORE!!!!!!!!! :D

As for my drabbles story... Back In The Day... well.. I've always wanted to write a Marauders story, so here it is. :D

We always ignore who adores us,
adore who ignores us,
love who hurts us
and hurt who love us...

If I could materialize how much I care about you I would take that materialized object and shove it in your face.

But even with it right in front of you, you wouldn't believe it. Then you would go on to say how that object isn't real and do everything in your power not to believe me, even if it means blinding yourself to the truth.

Well, they've always said that ignorance is bliss, but I think they're wrong.

If you've ever felt that way in your life and then gave up on that person, copy and paste this and add your name to the list: PhoenixAshr4

It's sort of ironic how people commit suicide because they are weak and done with everything. Yet it takes strength to get the guts to do it. Maybe I should be more ironic.

COPY AND PASTE IF YOU ARE AGAINST SUICIDE!!!!

I am da Pink Ninja Master!! :D


hi. :)

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

I'd be this girlfriend

When she walks away from you mad Follow her.

When she stares at your mouth Kiss her.

When she pushes you or hits you Grab her and don't let go.

When she starts cussing at you Kiss her and tell her you love her.

When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong.

When she ignores you Give her your attention.

When she pulls away Pull her back.

When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful.

When you see her start crying Just hold her and don't say a word.

When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind.

When she's scared Protect her.

When she lays her head on your shoulder Tilt her head up and kiss her.

When she steals your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.

When she teases you Tease her back and make her laugh.

When she doesn't answer for a long time reassure her that everything is okay.

When she looks at you with doubt Back yourself up.

When she says that she likes you she really does more than you could understand.

When she grabs at your hands Hold hers and play with her fingers.

When she bumps into you bump into her back and make her laugh.

When she tells you a secret keep it safe and untold.

When she looks at you in your eyes don't looks away until she does.

When she misses you she's hurting inside. When you break her heart the pain never really goes away.

When she says its over she still wants you to be hers.

When she re-post this bulletin she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-

When she says she's OK don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Call her before you sleep and afteryou wake up

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Tease her and let her tease you back.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick

.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : Call you. Kiss you. Love you. Text you.

How Could You?

When I was a puppy, I entertained you with my antics and made you laugh. You called me your child, and despite a number of chewed shoes and a couple of murdered throw pillows, I became your best friend. Whenever I was "bad," you'd shake your finger at me and ask, "How could you?" -- but then you'd relent and roll me over for a belly rub. My housebreaking took a little longer than expected, because you were terribly busy, but we worked on that together. I remember those nights of nuzzling you in bed and listening to your confidences and secret dreams, and I believed that life could not be any more perfect. We went for long walks and runs in the park, car rides, stops for ice cream (I only got the cone because "ice cream is bad for dogs" you said), and I took long naps in the sun waiting for you to come home at the end of the day. Gradually, you began spending more time at work and on your career, and more time searching for a human mate. I waited for you patiently, comforted you through heartbreaks and disappointments, never chided you about bad decisions, and romped with glee at your homecomings, and when you fell in love. She, now your wife, is not a "dog person" -- still I welcomed her into our home, tried to show her affection, and obeyed her. I was happy because you were happy.

Then the human babies came along and I shared your excitement. I was fascinated by their pinkness, how they smelled, and I wanted to mother them, too. Only she and you worried that I might hurt them, and I spent most of my time banished to another room, or to a dog crate. Oh, how I wanted to love them, but I became a "prisoner of love." As they began to grow, I became their friend. They clung to my fur and pulled themselves up on wobbly legs, poked fingers in my eyes, investigated my ears, and gave me kisses on my nose. I loved everything about them and their touch -- because your touch was now so infrequent -- and I would've defended them with my life if need be. I would sneak into their beds and listen to their worries and secret dreams, and together we waited for the sound of your car in the driveway. There had been a time, when others asked you if you had a dog, that you produced a photo of me from your wallet and told them stories about me. These past few years, you just answered "yes" and changed the subject. I had gone from being "your dog" to "just a dog," and you resented every expenditure on my behalf. Now, you have a new career opportunity in another city, and you and they will be moving to an apartment that does not allow pets. You've made the right decision for your "family," but there was a time when I was your only family I was excited about the car ride until we arrived at the animal shelter. It smelled of dogs and cats, of fear, of hopelessness. You filled out the paperwork and said, "I know you will find a good home for her." They shrugged and gave you a pained look. They understand the realities facing a middle-aged dog, even one with "papers." You had to pry your son's fingers loose from my collar, as he screamed “No, Daddy Please don't let them take my dog!" And I worried for him, and what lessons you had just taught him about friendship and loyalty, about love and responsibility, and about respect for all life. You gave me a good-bye pat on the head, avoided my eyes, and politely refused to take my collar and leash with you. You had a deadline to meet and now I have one, too. After you left, the two nice ladies said you probably knew about your upcoming move months ago and made no attempt to find me another good home. They shook their heads and asked, "How could you?" They are as attentive to us here in the shelter as their busy schedules allow. They feed us, of course, but I lost my appetite days ago. At first, whenever anyone passed my pen, I rushed to the front, hoping it was you that you had changed your mind -- that this was all a bad dream... or I hoped it would at least be someone who cared, anyone who might save me. When I realized I could not compete with the frolicking for attention of happy puppies, oblivious to their own fate, I retreated to a far corner and waited. I heard her footsteps as she came for me at the end of the day, and I padded along the aisle after her to a separate room. A blissfully quiet room. She placed me on the table and rubbed my ears, and told me not to worry. My heart pounded in anticipation of what was to come, but there was also a sense of relief. The prisoner of love had run out of days. As is my nature, I was more concerned about her. The burden which she bears weighs heavily on her, and I know that, the same way I knew your every mood. She gently placed a tourniquet around my foreleg as a tear ran down her cheek. I licked her hand in the same way I used to comfort you so many years ago. She expertly slid the hypodermic needle into my vein. As I felt the sting and the cool liquid coursing through my body, I lay down sleepily, looked into her kind eyes and murmured, "How could you?" Perhaps because she understood my dog speak, she said, "I'm so sorry." She hugged me, and hurriedly explained it was her job to make sure I went to a better place, where I wouldn't be ignored or abused or abandoned, or have to fend for myself -- a place of love and light so very different from this earthly place. And with my last bit of energy, I tried to convey to her with a thump of my tail that my "How could you?" was not directed at her. It was directed at you, My Beloved Master, I was thinking of you. I will think of you and wait for you forever. May everyone in your life continue to show you so much loyalty.

Put this on your profile if it touched your heart. :'(

Super-Hero Name (favorite color and favorite drink): GreenMilkshake

Star Wars Name (first three letters of last name, first three letters of first name, last three letters of mother's maiden name): Raorasman

Arabic Name (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, 1st letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and last letter of your moms middle name): Aonedd

Goth Name (black and the name of one of your pets): Black Phatso

Witness Protection Name (mother’s & father’s middle names): Vedaji

Nascar Name (first name of your mother’s mom, father’s mom): Sakuntala Aji

Fly Name (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name): Raao

Gangsta Name (first 3 letters of first name plus izzle): Rasizzle

Detective Name (favorite color and favorite animal): Greenall

REMEMBER WHEN .. getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground? the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs? when )m 0 m( was your hero and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry? when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest? when - WAR- was a card game and life was simple and care free? remember when all you wanted to do WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

99% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber on top of a skyscraper about to jump. If you are that 1% sitting there with popcorn and 3D glasses screaming "DO A BACKFLIP" paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list:Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, TheDevilsAngel93, c. b. o. l., Vert9411, Pinkcherryblossoms225, CherryBlossoms016, Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover-, Crimsonchidori, Alicia Kawa Uchiha, SilentSinger948, NaruHinaxNejiTen, Naruhina-Fanboy-Devlin, GravityTheWizard, thymistacles, Trickster King Chaos, Azazel Kingetsu A.K.A Aza-chan,SoupieLuv, YaoiGirly, glittergirl73, Mongirl12121, cassidieissocoollike, PhoenixAshr4

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip and slide.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Write down the names of favorite Maximum Ride characters, in no particular order.

1. Max

2. Iggy

3.Fang

4. Angel

5. Ella

6. Total

7. Gazzy

8. Jeb

9. Dr. Martinez

10. Ari

11. Anne Walker

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Umm... no I haven't...

It might be funny though...

2. Do you think Four is cute? How cute?

She's adorable, but in the little-kid-cute way... She scares me...

3. What would happen if Eleven got Eight pregnant?

Umm... I'm going to take it the other way around, so when the kid was born, they'd give him/her up to the school.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Yes, Jeb/Dr. Martinez...

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

NO! IGGY IS MINE!

and it'd be really weird...

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Five/Ten, cuz Ari's a guy, and Ella's a girl. Plus, Dr. Martinez is Ella's mom...

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Eight making out?

First, he'd fart. Then, he'd start screaming and running around until he fell unconscious or found the Flock.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Ari likes Max, and he confides in Fang. The problem is, Fang likes her too. He invites Ari into the Flock, just to make him mess up with Max. Problem is, what happens when Max starts falling for Ari?

wow, I might actually write this now...

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

AAAH! I hope not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Eleven hurt/comfort fic.

I Believe in You. (Gazzy refuses to give up on Anne, even after all she's done to them)

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three fics?

Heck yeah!

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Idk...

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Probably... but then I'd kill them... :)

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Eleven fic, what would the warning be?

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

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Together Again by Richard Cypher reviews
Wands are finicky things... What if that night in the graveyard Priori Incantatem actually did bring Harry's parents back to life? Life just got a bit more complicated and nothing will ever be the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,462 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Harry P., James P., Lily Evans P.
Max's Wish by MFINGA681114 reviews
Max makes a huge mistake when she wishes to have never had wings. Now the flock is living a normal life. When Angel and Gazzy are abused in their new home guilt over takes Max. She will never forgive herself if something happens to them.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 21,559 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Max, Angel
Will the Snake Strangle the Lion? by NumeralNerd reviews
Raped, cuts that wont heal, Hermione's cousin has his way with her during the summer. What will happen once he arrives at Hogwarts disguised as a teacher? Will Draco notice her change in behaviour? Or will he overlook the signs just as her friends do?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 224,563 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 5/13 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Choice by TheRoadToTheLake reviews
Hermione Granger is chosen to receive an award at school in which Malfoy must present. But what happens when the reward is a glimpse into Hermiones future and Malfoy is the first to see it. Dramione One Shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,193 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
There Was a Girl by Pelahnar reviews
What if Harry and Hermione had been friends before they went to Hogwarts? No longer a one-shot, due to unexplained popularity. Harry/Hermione. ABANDONED - NOW UP FOR ADOPTION
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,384 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
What if Snape by Wendelin W reviews
What if Snape takes Harry to Hogwarts instead of Hagrid
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 134 - Words: 260,778 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Thin Lines by cuddlebear992 reviews
"Miss Ginny Weasley: Under the new marriage act you have been found eligible and had your name submitted to the Magical Marriage Committee for matching. We are pleased to inform you that you have had a 94% match with Mr. Draco Malfoy." My life was over.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 133,039 - Reviews: 1124 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Memos by tartan-angel reviews
A series of random memos sent between our two favourite Professors... who said Flitwick? *evil glare*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 147 - Words: 41,345 - Reviews: 1253 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Albus D., Minerva M.
Really, It's Just a Cold by ghost-of-a-scarecrow reviews
The Once-ler gets sick. What a wonderful way to start the day. Unfortunately, the Lorax is convinced that the Once-ler is more than 'just sick'. Oh joy of joys. Various POVs, no romance, no slash, no AU.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,112 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 3/31/2012 - The Once-ler, The Lorax
Getting Him to Smile by loonylovegoodloveshp reviews
It was just a dare. One stupid little dare, and now I was stuck with this pining feeling in my stomach, for him. I laughed bitterly to myself as I wondered if I could possibly have the same affect on him. It was stupid of me. Little did I know...I did.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 169,011 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
40 of the Best and Worst Harry Potter PickUp Lines by magic.is.out.there reviews
Exactly what the title says - read how different characters from different eras hit on each other using these pick-up lines! Will it lead to love or a slap across the face?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 20,104 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Harry P., Marauders
Hey Granger by missmandymalfoy reviews
It all started with two simple words. Hermione's and Draco's notes they pass to each other when they are seated next to each other in Potions, crack fic...because we all know Snape intends to stir up trouble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,860 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Tree with a tongue by LadyKath reviews
Slight AU: The Lorax stood there and watched him plead, that he'd give anything to save it, the very last one. The Lorax knew one way the kid could save it but it would go against everything he told him 'That's not how it works.' COMPLETE!
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 114,007 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Ted Wiggins, The Once-ler - Complete
The Request by redhead414 reviews
Astoria was never a fan of Hermione Granger, but pretty soon, she would be gone, and Draco was going to need all the help he could get. Rated M for future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 313,160 - Reviews: 2461 - Favs: 2,145 - Follows: 1,529 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 1/4/2012 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Calypso's Wrath by mythology1746 reviews
What if Calypso was a liar. She lied to Percy about her innocence and now is back, attempting to steal Percy from Annabeth? Did I mention she wants to get her father out from under the sky and give the job to Athena and Zeus? Pairing will end Percabeth
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,161 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Calypso, Percy J.
Trust is a Funny Thing by mythology1746 reviews
What if Peter Pettigrew was a good person, until a certain somebody came and convinced him to change sides? This same person pinned all the Marauders against eachother, too. She's dangerous, and Sirius Black's in love with Danger. T: language/reference
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Sirius B., OC
Never Been So Sure Of Anything by Kelsiee reviews
Ginny can't help but feel like her and Sirius have a connection. She decides to goes back in time, to prove that her feelings are real, where they can really be together... or will she end up changing the future, and risking her own life in the process. - complete, sequel up
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 103 - Words: 117,274 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Sirius B., Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Separation by slimygrimy reviews
In 1978 the Weasleys become top of Voldemort's to kill list and Dumbledore puts the children up for Muggle adoption for their safety. Fred and George start Hogwarts 11 years later, unaware of each other's existence. What happens when they meet?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,088 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Fred W., George W.
The Best Years by ILoveHarryPotterForever reviews
Collection of short stories. Main pairing is Lily/James. Humor, romance, angst, sweetness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 41,512 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 10/2/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Who said only kids needed Teachers? by avidficreader reviews
When Hermione lends a helping hand to George to take care of his kids, little did she know that the deal also included Fred.infuriating as he is,he's starting to grow on her.But can it be more than mere friendship?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 102,573 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Some things are better left Unsaid by avidficreader reviews
"Mmmm"She moaned as she continued to devour her treat with tightly shut eyes.A bit of the juice was dripping from the side of her lips but Hermione didn't seem to care as she continued chewing.Draco meanwhile was transfixed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 139,953 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sweet and Sour Pollen by New.York.Celt reviews
I thought this would be a simple way of life: living free in the woods with no one but the animals to keep me company. Then HE had to come along, make me love him, turn into some monster, and mess it all up. Can't freaking believe it... Once-ler/OC
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,216 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 3/14/2012 - The Lorax, The Once-ler
Dragons and Gryffins and Ravens Oh My! by EatingKitKatsIsMurder reviews
If you could choose anyone who would it be? Would it be the famous Harry Potter, the new and charming Terry Boot, one of about a dozen other admirers, or would it be a Malfoy with questionable motives? Ginny has no idea. UPDATE, I MAY OR MAY NOT WRITE A SEQUEL. If would like a sequel, please request one so I don't waste my time writing something when people were perfectly happy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 87,886 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Dearest Ferret by Kaien Brief reviews
What happens when Draco and Hermione have to share the Head dorms after the war? And what does Trelawney have to do with all of this? Please read Trelawney's Prophecy: The Dragon and The Traveler as a prologue
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 35,792 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Recollection by Alirica reviews
How did Grandma Norma know about the Once-ler anyway? Ted and Audrey listen to her tale of friendship, hardship, and betrayal that happened over fifty years ago.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 77,165 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Grammy Norma, The Once-ler
Sixth Year by accioremote7 reviews
"Telling a teenager the facts of life is like giving a fish a bath." With the twists and turns of new relationships, secret family members, and pressures of being a teenager, the sixth year Gryffindors are in for an... interesting year. SB/MM, RL/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 106,452 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Sirius B., Marlene M. - Complete
No Way Back by FiLau reviews
After Cedric's death, Draco saves Harry from Crouch on impulse, jeopardizing her own safety.Harry cannot seem to stop laughing. How nice that she and Potter could synchronize their mental breakdowns.Past-Girl!Draco/Cedric,eventual-Girl!Draco/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 90,822 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
From Romance and Friendship by bellechat reviews
After having his youth restored by The Lorax, The Once-ler learns of some big events that happened to someone he cared deeply for. Can he be reunited with her after all these years? Story which explores The Once-ler's past. Pairing is The Once-lerXOC. After much development there's no Mary Sue's here for what I know. Please be kind and review! Rated T to be safe.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 128,798 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - [The Once-ler, OC] The Lorax
The Golden Age of the Marauders by InventorOfFirebolt reviews
Short drabbles about life at Hogwarts. Pillow fights, clueless boys, and rebellious nights on the grounds. Anyone new reading this, I suggest you skip to the very last chapter and read backwards, my writing has hopefully improved since my earlier ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 137 - Words: 104,568 - Reviews: 1313 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Marauders, Lily Evans P.
A Clandestine Reality by Tears of Ebon-Grey reviews
It had always been a subject of discussion that Rose hadn't inherited the famous Weasley red hair... Everyone has their secrets, Hermione Weasley included. But what happens when those secrets finally see the light of day? .:HGDM:.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,982 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 1,833 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 7/14/2008 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,235 - Reviews: 5370 - Favs: 9,169 - Follows: 3,442 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Rainy Day Stories by rosegirl220 reviews
It's raining in the truffula tree valley, and the Lorax makes the Once-ler shelter him and the animals in his tent. And, to add insult to injury, also makes the lanky man tell stories from his childhood to pass the time. Rated T just because.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,052 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 4/23/2012 - The Once-ler
Hermione Granger and the Founders' Fountain by Stephiebob22 reviews
An 8th-year tale. This is Hermione's story, set after Harry's battle against Voldemort ends. Compatible DH EWE? Disclaimer: I only own the plot, and maybe a few original characters further down the line. **Temporarily on hold**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,107 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Safe House by icthestrals reviews
With the war raging around them, Ginny Weasley and Draco Malfoy find peace and much more whilst living in the Safe House. Future AU. HBP compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 149,113 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Best Friends by Weasley-and-Proud reviews
Would it have been different if James and Lily had been childhood best friends, even before Hogwarts? What if they grew up practically attached at the hip? Would the infamous marauders have had a female member instead of a rat that betrayed them all? R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,293 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P.
My BlondeHaired, Sun Streaked Wonder by bordeaux cookies reviews
According to Max, Fang's 'Wonder' is a redhead - Lissa Thomas. He tries to explain to her that his wonder isn't Lissa, nor a redhead; she's blonde, sunstreaked, and standing right in front of him! Fang's POV. FAX! AU! AH!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,007 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Father's Day by The Animanga Girl reviews
So, father's day is around the corner, and our character need to spend some quality time with their fathers. What kind of secrets are under this date? Could it be forgiveness even if it is not Christmas...? IN HIATUS
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,348 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - The Once-ler, Mrs. Wiggins - Complete
Forces of Tickling by SomnoInsanity reviews
Not long after arriving to the Truffula Valley and being warned by the Lorax, Once-ler definitely finds himself in a strained situation. If tickling is not your thing, then no need to continue reading. This is just a break from Once-ler's Insanity. Complete!
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,252 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2012 - The Lorax, The Once-ler - Complete
Harry and His New Life by JackPotr reviews
This is a repost of Harry On His Own. This starts out a betrayal fic and how Harry recovers and rebuilds his life. Mainly Harry/Tracey some Neville/Daphne.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 86,166 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 1,222 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Harry P., Tracey D. - Complete
They Make Us Look Normal by MajorGodComplex reviews
Sure, the Flock has saved the world. That doesn't mean things are any more normal. When Marauders meet Mutants, you know things are just going to get stranger. Marauder era, and post SWAOES. Give this story a shot. You'll like it!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,326 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Marauders, Max
Noble and Most Ancient by Gamma Orionis reviews
There are many facets to the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black. Written for wvvampire's 366 Days of Words Challenge on the HPFC forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 121 - Words: 21,911 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L.
Whether You Know it Or Not by contrecoup reviews
The Once-ler is moving out of his Lerkim, and Ted and Grandma Norma come to help for the day. Hoarding doesn't even begin to cover the collection he's amassed over the years. The reminiscing starts a' flowin, especially when they find some of the memories Once-ler hid from himself when he locked himself away. Some serious Normaler hintage.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,897 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/2/2012 - The Once-ler, Grammy Norma - Complete
The Guest by Enigmarr reviews
A beautiful, cloudless day is ruined by the arrival of an unwanted visitor in the Once-ler's home. He claims that he will only stay a week- but can the Once-ler and the Lorax put up with him for that long? No pairings, rated for Oncie's later language.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,831 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 5/4/2012 - The Once-ler
My Best Friend's Girl by Mrs.D.O'Brien reviews
James has always loved Lily and he won't let his one shot at being with her slip away so he recruits the help of Best Friend, Sirius Black. Based off of, but not limited to, the plot line of the Dane Cook/Jason Biggs/Kate Hudson movie of the same title.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,376 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A future that depends on a past by The Animanga Girl reviews
200 years after the last Truffula seed was planted the tale about the Once Ler , Ted and Audrey is regarded as a legend. A boy finds the blueprints of a revolutionary invention, the Thneed, Will the history repeat itself? IN HIATUS
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 4/25/2012 - The Lorax - Complete
Iggy: A Maximum Ride Novel by AnikaandAj reviews
Iggy: Getting used to having his sight back with certain disadvantages. Max: Being tortured and thought to be dead. Combined: The World needs a savior. SIX to be exact. They aren't useful if they are separated though. Sequel to MY version of 'ANGEL AMRN.'
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 83,881 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Max, Iggy - Complete
Mudblood Battles by MoonBeam2254 reviews
With the Dark Lord ruling, he's chosen to create his own twisted version of the Hunger Games... For Mudbloods. Students everywhere always watch the American Hunger Games, now they're thrown into their own. Who lives and who dies? Well let the games begin. (Warning: Written when I was in 7th grade, a.k.a 3 years ago. Read at your own risk. xD)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,599 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Hermione G. - Complete
Banana Season by Vampiricyoshi reviews
AU. Once-LERxOFC. The Lorax decides he might not be able to convince the Once-Ler to stop cutting down the trees on his own so he leaves briefly to find another human willing to help. It sounded like a good plan.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,623 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - The Once-ler
Point Two by Brewing Glory reviews
For GottaGetBackUp. When Blaise Zabini attempts to make a rating system of the girls in Hogwarts, he gets the shock of his life. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
He Found Her in a Corner by Idontgiveaflyingfuck reviews
Hermione and the gang are back at Hogwarts to compleate their 7th and final year. But when an incedent with the new potions master occurs, Hermione finds that in order to move past it, she must seek the help of one she had never trusted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,976 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Love, The Boy You Hate by EnglishNobleman reviews
Dear Gryffindork... Dear Mudblood... Dear Girl Who Punched Me In Third Year... Dear Granger... Dear Hermione... ...Love, The Boy You Hate
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Grey by chelley.rising reviews
She'd never noticed how grey his eyes were before. Not until it was too late.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Two Lovers by quivers reviews
Eavesdroppers, much like cheaters, never prosper. Ronald Weasley can tell you that. / I heard two lovers late at night, talking of love and death and life. / COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Advice by BeWhoYouAre99 reviews
Scorpius turns to his father Draco for girl advice and ends up hearing the story of how his parents fell in love, with a little input from his mother, Hermione as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Moonbow by WizardHallow reviews
"I'll be back-when you see our rainbow in the night sky."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
He Never Got To Tell Her by NightWild reviews
Hermione couldn't sleep at all after what she just found out. Why her?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
False Dice by phlox reviews
"You always end with a jade's trick. I know you of old." Act I, Scene I, Much Ado About Nothing... *A Dramione/Beatrice & Benedick Remix*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,677 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
When Even Hogwarts Got Tired of it All by Artemis225 reviews
What happens to Hermione and Draco when even the School got tired of the arguing? Is there a bigger plan to it all though? Set during HBP through DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,886 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Four Plus One by Kimauri reviews
Formerly "Four Happy Endings That Never Were". A series of 5 part oneshots, featuring characters from the Lorax. Currently open to prompts.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,638 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - The Lorax, The Once-ler
Wedding Crasher by NightWild reviews
"If anybody thinks this couple should not get married speak now or forever hold you peace." Silence. "STOP THE WEDDING!"
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Heart beat by Phoenixfeather96 reviews
Hermione works as a paramedic and after the death of a patient bringing her back to the hurtful memories of the war she does the only thing to make her feel better but can Draco fill that void in her heart? FLUFF Hermione/Draco ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Why do you care? by kaysbookworm reviews
Post DH. Everyone is back at Hogwarts for their final year. Draco is unwelcome, no one cares about him. Why is it that the only person who may care is the girl whose life he made hell? What will happen if she does care? Rated T to be safe. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 33,142 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
mother's day by windfish reviews
the once-ler gives his mother a cake, determined to make this mother's day the year she finally recognises his affection for her and makes her truly feel loved.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,478 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2012 - The Once-ler, Once-ler's Mother - Complete
Letters to Their Past by InventorOfFirebolt reviews
Because sometimes the best way to just let it all out is through an angst-ridden, tear-splashed letter. Because words are the most powerful form of magic, after all. Battle tribute fic. Ch5: Luna to Colin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,528 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 5/2/2012 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
An Industrial Revolution of a Different Sort by windfish reviews
The Once-ler gets a rude awakening, and with the help of his friends- the Lorax and the local fauna- he attempts to redeem himself before it's too late for trees and his conscience, even if it means going against his mother and the company.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,911 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 4/26/2012 - The Once-ler, The Lorax
Greatest Story Ever Told by EndlessDaydreaming reviews
Re-post of a year-old fic. "I am a monster." She shook her head. "You are perfect...to me."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,414 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Complete
You're on, Beanpole by zara2148 reviews
A tale of friendship and one-upmanship. Mainly one-upmanship.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2012 - The Once-ler, The Lorax - Complete
A Farewell to Innocence by xoxoeosvugirl reviews
Max has been kidnapped and held at the School, an illegal NYC research organization. Meanwhile, journalism student Fang works to uncover the truth behind her disappearance-and the School itself-and Manhattan is thrown into chaos. Full summary inside!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 40 - Words: 49,326 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Through Her Green Eyes by PorcelainComic reviews
She remembers when the valley was covered with Truffula trees. She remembers when the barbaloots and the swommee swans and humming fish frolicked and played everywhere. She remembers the Once-ler. She remembers the Lorax. She remembers everything the way she saw it. Through her green eyes. Slight Once-ler x Mattie OC Through her green eyes.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - The Once-ler, The Lorax
The Chronicles of Norma Edwards, Secretary by Little Patch of Heaven reviews
Norma Edwards needed a job. The Once-ler needed a secretary. And so begins a beautiful friendship. Friendship!Normaler
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/29/2012 - The Once-ler, Grammy Norma
Tall by WindyHaven reviews
There was a significant difference between being "Tall" and being "Bigger".
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/28/2012 - The Once-ler - Complete
I Regret Everything by NinjaKitty4589 reviews
The Once-ler reflects on his past. Warning: Character death
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2012 - The Once-ler - Complete
How Not to Bake a Birthday Cake by Little Patch of Heaven reviews
No one had ever celebrated the Once-ler's birthday before; not once. But this year, thanks to a forest full of animals and a slightly annoying guardian of the trees, things will be different.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,620 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2012 - The Once-ler, The Lorax - Complete
When a Winged Girl Meets a Magic Boy by Alyson May reviews
Harry Potter is playing Quidditch when he collides with who else but Maximum Ride. What happens when a mutant freak learns a whole new meaning to the word weird? Possible pairings later! Rated T for safety.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,586 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Max
Soft by passiveInferno reviews
The Once-ler is like a Truffula tree. AU drabble.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Audrey, The Once-ler - Complete
Pressing Revelations by Gremblin reviews
Another part of my Lorax fic series. Norma makes a decision that Once-ler's mother dislikes.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Grammy Norma, The Once-ler - Complete
A New Beginning by ShiTiger reviews
They both knew this day would arrive. Unlike forest guardians, humans were mortal and their lifespans were so very short compared to the trees. The Lorax mourns for his dearest friend, but is this really the end... or just a new beginning? Death warning
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2012 - The Lorax, The Once-ler - Complete
Crossing The Picket Line by Artemis Day reviews
AU: The Once-ler finds environmental activists terribly annoying, but that hasn't stopped one of them from catching his attention. One-sided Once-ler/Audrey.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2012 - [The Once-ler, Audrey] - Complete
A Girl & A Boy Destined For A Curse & A Ploy by SkylarCraze reviews
Percy I'm-Such-A-Prick Jackson and Annabeth I'm-So-Effing-Ugly Chase are as unlike as two people can be. But what do you get when you put hate, lust, gods, boarding school and a journey of epic proportions togther? Easy. You get love.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,110 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Nothing by Pharaoh-chan reviews
The Once-ler started out as a nothing, his empire was built on nothing, and he ended up as a nothing. A reflection on his rise to fame and his regret.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2012 - The Once-ler, The Lorax - Complete
Written in the Stars by makorrashenanigans reviews
Companion piece to "Welcoming the Heartache". Summary will be posted up later when one can be thought of :P Please check it out though it currently doesn't have a summary!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,313 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Max, Fang
Eyes Forced Open by Sarah1281 reviews
In a bid to make the Once-ler finally face what he's doing, the Lorax suggests a day trip to see what's going on with the promise that he'll leave him alone if he's not convinced. The Once-ler agrees to try to get some peace. How bad could it possibly be?
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,310 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - The Once-ler, The Lorax - Complete
Loathing Green by Boriqua-chan reviews
What if Oncie had someone to stop him, someone whose approval was more important to him than that of his family? Minor romance. Oncie/OC
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,054 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/10/2012 - [The Once-ler, OC] - Complete
O'Hare's Doubt by ghost-of-a-scarecrow reviews
Quite a while after the events of the film, O'Hare finds himself wandering dejectedly through the newly growing Truffula Valley, until he meets a strange orange creature and the former business tycoon, the Once-ler. One-shot.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Aloysius O'Hare, The Once-ler - Complete
Marshmallows by Mitchekie reviews
Short story based on the feature film, "The Lorax". Centers on what a day-in-the-life of the Once-ler as an older gentleman may have been, many years after the events of the decimation of the forest.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/9/2012 - The Once-ler - Complete
Changing the Future by Choices HP reviews
A story about what happens after Harry and the other have read a book about the future and seeing what they could do to change what they had read.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 178,981 - Reviews: 2018 - Favs: 1,147 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Can you feel my heart beating? by missmandymalfoy reviews
A few years after the war, Hermione runs into Draco Malfoy in Muggle New York City. After all these years, will Hermione discover that people really can change for the better, or will chaos enuse? Dramione One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,905 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Eyes of Blue by Pharaoh-chan reviews
All she wants is to see his eyes one more time, a glimpse of the man she once knew, but maybe he isn't there anymore.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2012 - The Once-ler, Grammy Norma - Complete
Lily's Theme by CRMediaGal reviews
A very short one-shot for the haunting title track of the same name as well as the opening scene from the final film. What I imagined the new, confined Headmaster of Hogwarts was thinking as he stood on the brink, inside the castle walls looking out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Severus S. - Complete
The Onceler's Secrets by Succinct Disquisition reviews
There is a revolution taking place on youtube called 'My Secrets'. What would the Once-ler write on his note cards to share with the world? This is a segment to raise bullying awareness.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2012 - The Once-ler - Complete
Let it Grow! by TrulyTruffla reviews
The Once-ler has waited for this for years, it's time for the last seed to be planted. Trees are coming back! One-shot on the Once-ler as the final seed is planted.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2012 - The Once-ler - Complete
A Marriage Law by Stephanie Shortcake reviews
A Marriage Law has been put in effect for witches and wizards ages 17-35. In order to preserve magical blood you are ordered to be married within three months and a child is to be brought forth within the next year. EWE, Full Sum inside. D/Hr H/G R/L
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 37,656 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Window Shopping by 02AngelBaby75 reviews
The story of how The Once-ler and his guitar came to be.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2012 - The Once-ler - Complete
Hermione and the Alternate Universe by Wendelin W reviews
"But it's impossible, Miss Granger.Tom Riddle is a Gryffindor."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 58,203 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Hermione G. - Complete
Renaissance by Hesaluti reviews
Hermione's dream of opening her own school for adult wizards who want to improve their skills seems to be slipping away when she is thrown a lifeline by the last person you would expect and who is in need of a lifeline too. Lots of Draco/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 71,906 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Learning to Count by Gremblin reviews
Companion to my other Lorax fics. Brett teaches his youngest brother how to count.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Brett and Chet, The Once-ler - Complete
Renata Lupin by Savy13 reviews
What life as a Marauder would be like if Remus Lupin was born a girl. Sorry for the bad summery, this is my first story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,616 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
They Found Out by Gremblin reviews
Sequel to "She Remembers" and "Consequences of Bad Actions". How Ted and his mother find out just who the Once-ler is.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Ted Wiggins, The Once-ler - Complete
Daddy by s8trgrlhinata reviews
One night was all it took for the Once-ler to lose them
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2012 - The Once-ler - Complete
Letters by PiperElizabethMcLean reviews
Annabeth and Percy, now age twenty-two are separated when Poseidon calls for Percy to help in the underwater war. When the IMs are blocked off, all Annabeth can do is write letters to him in hopes Hermes will deliever them to her boyfriend. Percabeth, T
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,416 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
What Doesn't Kill You by Allox reviews
In all these stories, Max's hurt. Torn. Infuriated. Her Flock in distress because of their broken leader. Yet, their broken hearts are still pumping. Their mixed feelings haven't killed them. And what doesn't kill you... it makes your stronger. First FF.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Complete
Welcome to the Wizarding World by angelinexo reviews
Dudley and his wife, Samantha, are surprised to find that their adopted daughter shows signs of magic, and turns to his cousin Harry and his family to help guide them through this. Can Dudley overcome his aversion to magic for his daughter's sake?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/6/2012
The Secrets of Salazar Slytherin by Trilonias reviews
The chamber held more than a basilisk but in his hubris, Riddle never found it. Salazar's contigency plan in place, Harry and Ginny will have to face Slytherin's secrets, meddlesome adults, vying factions and ancient artefacts. Good thing they got help...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,248 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Something of Value by NITESIDE -TAYLAH - TYLER reviews
Iggy finds the girl of his dreams after using Fred Weasley's signature move and isn't about to let her go. Short and quick but cute. Romance, smut, lemons. For LoverOfOli. Iggy/OC.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,624 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Iggy - Complete
Welcoming the Heartache by makorrashenanigans reviews
Max and Fang are roommates, but they don't get along. What happens when Max starts dating another guy? And what happens when that said guy CHEATS on her? Guess which dark, handsome, young man decides to help her get back at the jerk who broke her heart?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Max, Fang
What are We Going to Name It? by WingedArcher1 reviews
Iggy and Ella are having a kid. How will they get around? Will they be good parents? What are they going to name it? Sequel to The Ring and A Very Eggy Wedding, but you don't have to read those to understand this story.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,425 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Iggy, Ella - Complete
Turncoat by elizaye reviews
Switching sides. "I have only one condition, and I trust it won't be hard for you to meet. I want Granger." Rated M for sex/language/torture.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 101 - Words: 256,732 - Reviews: 7067 - Favs: 5,160 - Follows: 2,437 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
From the Shadows by sheshsopno reviews
Three yrs after Dumbledore's death a fiery angel is caught in with a rogue Death Eater bent on vengeance. A story of complete trust,utter betrayal,raging passion and an unconditional,inescapable love.DM/GW, RW/HG, COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 89,214 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Alone by XiXi Scarlett reviews
It always sat on the sill of the window Draco loved to look out of. Why do things have to die? Why can't they just stay forever?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Draco M. - Complete
A Thousand Years by EndlessDaydreaming reviews
She loved Christmas. Even until the very end, she loved it. I, however, hated it. For many, many reasons, I hated it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,879 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Unity by Hesaluti reviews
When Hermione is selected onto a team of pupils who are given the task of uniting the school houses, she suddenly finds herself wanting unity with a certain blonde wizard from her rival house. It's a pity he doesn't feel the same. Lots of Draco/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 52,465 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pure by Hesaluti reviews
It turns out that blood is important! Pureblood wizards are becoming ill and the only thing that helps them is blood from Muggle Born wizards. Guess who Hermione's blood is matched to? Draco Malfoy of course! Lots of Draco/Hermione interaction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 58,889 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 1,554 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
When Minor Characters Want Attention by XiXi Scarlett reviews
Okay, if you were a minor character with practically no fanfictions about you, what would you do? You'd probably be like Scabior and I and host an event to give minors recognition.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Regulus B., Scabior
Notice Me REWRITE by XiXi Scarlett reviews
Charlene couldn't have Finn. Finn was Amanda's. Now she feels as if there is only one choice.
Kingdom Keepers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Charlene - Complete
You're The One That I Want by Weasley-and-Proud reviews
How a quick comeback after a refusal turned into the perfect opportunity, and the start of a phenomenon. Please read and review. ONE SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,036 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Saying Goodbye by kaysbookworm reviews
This is a Oneshot about what I think could have happened between Harry and Ginny before Harry goes into the Forbidden Forest to find Voldemort. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Broken by EndlessDaydreaming reviews
Draco was broken. Nothing was going to fix him. That was what he wanted. He wanted to make himself inhuman – cold, and unfeeling. Maybe it would help him get things done. He was broken. And he was the one who broke himself. /ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,569 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Transfer Student by ILoveHarryPotterForever reviews
A new Transfer Student comes to Hogwarts and helps Lily and James get together, but will she fall for Sirius along the way? Sirius/OC James/Lily. Now Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,130 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Speak Now by RoseScor90 reviews
Scorpius suddenly wants to know about Draco and Astoria's story; why? Could he have something to hide? R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,174 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
come together by koalakoala reviews
She lies next to him, dirty blonde hair fanning across her sheets, and talks about things that don't exist. Draco/Luna. For Project PULL.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Witchcraft by a Picture by anyavioletta reviews
If you think that Hogwarts was squeaky clean in the 1940's, think again. Sex, drugs, violence, love, jealousy, and a bit of murder… Welcome to Hogwarts! Tom Riddle/OC, Alphard Black/OC, OC/OC. Rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 231,393 - Reviews: 1774 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Tom R. Jr., OC - Complete
The Good Morrow by anyavioletta reviews
Smart, powerful and irresistibly beautiful, Helen Asteria was the girl of every boy's dreams at Hogwarts, except for Sirius Black who hated her as much as she hated him. SB/OC L/J RL/OC COMPLETE. Vol 3 undergoing editing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 106 - Words: 434,508 - Reviews: 3532 - Favs: 1,379 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
What Makes You DifferentMakes You Beauftiful by TeamJacobBitch reviews
"Good. Then I'll wait forever." Just a cute little random moment between Lily and James before they begin dating. : I dont really know what to rate it so i dont really care? R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/15/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Aurelian by BittyBlueEyes reviews
Two years after the war, a young stranger pays a visit to the burrow. His arrival alone is baffling, but the news he brings of an upcoming war turns the world upside down. Hermione's quiet, post-war life will never be the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 270,683 - Reviews: 2515 - Favs: 3,311 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., OC - Complete
Through The Eyes of Love by EndlessDaydreaming reviews
When an accident caused by the Weasley twins causes Hermione to lose her sight, Fred helps her to live as a blind. Could something that started out as a guilt-induced help blossom into something more? Could Hermione learn to see through the eyes of love?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,451 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W.
Lost and Found by teenage.tradgedy reviews
ONESHOT. Fred Weasley has died and gone to wherever dead people go, and he runs into a few people you might know. FRED WEASLEY. REMUS/TONKS. SIRIUS BLACK. DUMBLEDORE. HARRY/GINNY. JAMES/LILY
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,059 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Fred W., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Angel: A Maximum Ride Novel by AnikaandAj reviews
Evil scientists are still trying to convince Max that she needs to save the world and to make things worse, that Dylan is her perfect mate. Fang is gathering a flock of his own and now they have to team up. And what exactly happened to Angel?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 45,882 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Max, Angel - Complete
What I've Become by Countess of Abe reviews
Zane Malfoy has graduated from Hogwarts. His life is going smoothly until he realizes he's longing for something he can't name. Shy and inept in the art of talking to the opposite sex, can he find what he's looking for outside of his sheltered magic world
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,886 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 12/28/2008 - OC
Road Trip by SkylarCraze reviews
A road trip. It was just a random idea from a crappy thing that happened and yet...it turned out to be so much more. Annabeth and Percy find out so, so much more. And DO so, so much more. FLUFF-FILLED. LEMONS LATER.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 51,003 - Reviews: 1326 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Rules of Conduct by BittyBlueEyes reviews
A potion study gone terribly wrong causes Hermione and Fred to see each other in a whole new way. soul-switching *Complete*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,491 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 1,198 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 9/29/2009 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] - Complete
New To the Ride by Crystalz8D reviews
For Conspiringyourdemise's contest. I,Crystal Sanchez, am placed into the world of Maximum Ride. Without even asking me! Please read, much better than it sounds. Oh and rated T for some language and refrences.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,448 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010
Annoying Names by slytherinslut13 reviews
Dumbledore has a slip of the tongue, and Minerva is NOT happy about. So, she confronts him on her birthday, and Black, Lupin, Potter, and Evans hear it. Poor Minerva! Rated for suggestive stuff. I am very paranoid about my rating for this story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Typing for Iggy by Skylark Evanson reviews
Iggy wants to be online too, but being blind, he can't type. So the rest of The Flock is doing it for him and adding in their own stuff. Before Fax. *First Max Ride Fic!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Iggy - Complete
A Wonderful Caricature of Intimacy by Countess of Abe reviews
Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 137,051 - Reviews: 3669 - Favs: 7,234 - Follows: 1,611 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Power of the Umbrella by WeasleyForMe reviews
Hermione and Draco are surprised by how much they enjoy sharing an umbrella during a Quidditch match!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 95 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Questions of Science by Countess of Abe reviews
NOW COMPLETE! Hermione is living a content life working at St. Mungo's when an unexpected assignment from the chief of medicine sends her to the home of Draco Malfoy. What will happen to the pragmatic brunette as she explores what science cannot answer?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 100,908 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 1,684 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dark Chocolate and Bananas by Random Scribbles reviews
Luna wonders what Blaise tastes like. Fluff! XD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Blaise Z., Luna L. - Complete
No's in 16 Notes by Snooperism reviews
“James, if you’re asking me out, I only have one thing to say to you.” “You’re going to say ‘no’, aren’t you?” JPLE 7th year, and the year afterwards
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
And The Truth Comes Out by LyssaGranger reviews
COMPLETE[RHr]Harry and Ginny are up late one night and come up with a crazy plan. And so the truth will come out ...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,651 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/10/2005 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
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Flock Online reviews
This is an on-the-spot thing that I thought of while PMing someone. The first chapter is more of a breaking-the-ice thing, so as chapters progress, more detail and reason will be added. PLEASE R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,349 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Max
The Missing Pieces reviews
I'll do it later...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Iggy
A Collection of Songfics reviews
Songfics that I will hopefully write more of in the future. If you're reading this, suggest pairings! and songs to go with them . R&R! Rash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2012
Back In The Day reviews
A series of drabbles "Back in the day" of the Marauders. Contains JP/LE and SB/MM. Maybe RL/DL or maybe RL/OC. I haven't decided yet. Rated T for now, may change later. Don't worry, It's much better than it sounds.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,325 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Random Drabbles From Random Stories reviews
So.. Harry Potter,Maximum Ride, and CROSSOVER rolled into ONE! DRABBLES! Submit your own ideas, and see them come to life! Title suggestions appreciated! Enjoy! Better than it sounds xD
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012
Broken reviews
Max's heart is broken. By who? Fang. But it isn't his fault. She was the one who brought them both crashing down. Oneshot. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
A Very Maxy Christmas reviews
Max gets invited to her best friend Iggy's house for Christmas, and she meets the tall, dark, and mysterious stranger that Iggy introduces as his third cousin. But with Sam and Dylan already at war for her, will Fang ever get what he's been waiting for?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,340 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Max, Fang
The Fateful Train Ride of Selena Irrativor reviews
A Hogwarts take-through in the Marauders time. JP/LE and MAYBE SB/OC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,498 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Lily Evans P., OC
The Battle of Hogwarts reviews
After defending Harry against Pansy and Voldemort, Draco falls in love with Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Draco M. - Complete
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