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Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, and Maximum Ride.
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Okay, I'm so awesome, that I have now decided to condescend to actually doing my profile!!!!!!!
But I'm still awesome, right? (and amazing)
Okay... what do you want to know about me?
I love Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, and Percy Jackson, but I would NEVER EVER write fanfics for Percy Jackson because it's just too good already. I can't make it better!
I like long/complete fanfics just because I'm too lazy to check my email and actually CLICK THE BUTTON to read a chapter every time someone posts. It's just too much work for me. O.O
Yeah, I'll get more cool things to put on my profile later! Cya guys!
(I am completely entitled to advertise my stories. I will advertise other peoples too, but you need to tell me in reviews, AND I have to like it. No pressure. I do like most stories though, so that shouldn't be a problem. I read all ratings, and I only take fanfics whose stories I've read. Example: You send a harry potter fanfic, it's a taker. I have not read Twilight though, so If you gave me one, I wouldn't take it.)
(I have stories of the day. They may not change for up to a week though. Sorry :D)
The Stories of the Day are...
The Laws of Attraction by EndlessDayDreaming (harry potter) I cried when I read this. :D
Who Said Only Kids Need Teachers? by avidficreader (harry potter)
Iggy: A Maximum Ride Novel by Anikaandaj (maximum ride)
Author Honor Roll:
Name: Call me Rash
Age: Check out the poll at the top and vote :3
Location: Same place as InventorOfFirebolt. (yeah, I get free brooms.) xD
Dream job: Author. But my parents want me to be a doctor TT_TT
I value a true review, not something like "good chapter" or "update soon".
I'm probably not the age you'd expect.
I love it when people point out where I made a mistake, because then I an edit it and not seem like an idiot to anyone else.
I love to read, and to write, obviously, but sometimes a bit too much.
My laptop is something I cannot live without, and it isn't for surfing the net, it's for writing.
I have an unhealthy obsession with Draco Malfoy/Tom Felton :3
I love snow, and I love winter.
I like to think that I'm a good viola player, but I'm just siriusly delusional xD
I am a Slytherin, or so I like to think, even if everyone says I'm a Ravenclaw. XP. I know I'm a SLytherin, don't contradict me!!!!!!
I am deathly scared of spiders. It's not even funny.
I despise the way Ron and Ginny were portrayed in the Harry Potter movies. I hate Cho too, she is such a bad example of Asian girls.
As cliche as it is, I love Rose and Scorpius together. Kinda shaky on the rest of the Next Gen, but that's one pairing I will write about.
Joanne Kathleen Rowling is my idol, I want to be as good as her someday.
This is also getting ridiculously long, so I'll stop right here :)
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Harry Potter: Draco/Hermione, Fred/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, Neville/Luna, James/Lily, Scorpius/Rose, Ron/Hermione, Blaise/Ginny, Ron/Pansy, Ron/Luna, Draco/OC
Maximum Ride:Max/Fang, Iggy/Ella, Iggy/ME!!!!, Sam/Lissa (i figure this way, they'll stay away from Max & Fang..)
The Hunger Games: Katniss/Peeta, Gale/Madge, Cato/Clove
I need someone who is prepared for
Favorite Quotes from books/movies/plays:
Ron: 'Excuse me are you the imprint of a departed soul?'
Hermione: We were asked how we'd deal with dementors, not 'Dugbogs,' and I don't remember you changing your name to 'Roonil Wazlib.'
Ron: I love you, Hermione.
Mrs. Weasley: Don't ever let me see you throwing knifes again!
FunQuizzes and Other Stuff that I will add most of later:
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile
In the winter: omg its 55 degrees time to break out flip flops and shorts
SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST CRAZY! If you or know someone like this and think it's stupid, copy & paste onto your profile.
Things Maximum Ride has Taught Us:
1. Being different is okay.
2. Even the little things can help save the world.
3. Red-heads are evil! (Except Lily Potter and the Weasleys)
4. Love always makes itself known. Even if it takes you five books and fourteen years of your life to see it, it's there.
5. 6-year-olds do have the ability to take over the world.
6. Duct tape is a handy tool if you have a mimicking 8-year-old. (like my sister)
7. The loss of a vet would be a tragedy.
8. Dressing in dark clothes and never talking does not make you emo; it makes you Fang-like.
9. French is the universal language.
10. Fang-sized is an acceptable form of measurement. (Tell that to my dumb math teacher -.- )
11. Count your blessings.
12. Teen magazines don't help you in life or death situations.
13. Nachos and Moutain Dew are proper mind controlling devices. (and chocolate-chip cookies if you're Max :D)
14. Fang has the power to sum up your life story in nine words.
15. Even a kick-ass, leader of a merry band of mutants like Max can make mistakes.
16. Never get hooked on Valium. (Unless you have tape on your mouth , your good)
17. The best breed of dogs are talking Scotties!!
18. If one cannot be corrupted by power or money, there's always Snicker's bars.
19. It is okay to sell your soul for a chocolate-chip cookie.
20. Kids are better than adults. (Yeah, like I already didn't know that)
21. You'll know the Apocalypse is coming when Max is wearing a dress. (And hopefully when Fang and her make-up)
22. The best cooks are blind pyros.
23. Submarines are tiny tin cans of doom.
24. Desert rat should always be cooked to well-done.
25. School really is an evil place.
26. Teachers really are out to get you.
27. Remember to flap.
28. Only one bird kid could pull off preppy Top-Siders.
29. GIRLS KICK BOYS' BUTTS!!
30. The order of power: God, Chuck Norris, Max, Fang, Angel, Iggy, Gazzy, Nudge, Total, humans, animals. Brigid, Sam and Lissa don’t make the list.
Girls don't realize these things;
I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you
I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk
I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants
I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised
I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"
I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk
I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things
I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club
I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.
I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date
I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy
I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend
I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around
I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work
I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.
I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care
But most of all
I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore
I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am
I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.
I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...
I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.
I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.
I'm Sorry That I cared
I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I really wish that more guys were like this, and I bet alot of girls do too.
You say Twilight
I say Maximum Ride
You say vampires
I say Flying Kids
You say Jacob Black
I say Fang
you say Team Edward
I say Team Flock
You say Robert Pattison
I'll say "is stupid"
You say Robert Pattison is hot
I say Fang is WAY HOTTER
You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?
I think that's Fang and Max
You say Edward
I'll say Max. Fly On!
Fanfiction is a site for people who have been called at least one of the following- Weirdo, Loner, Nerd, Lick, Geek, Shy, Silent, Creepy, Crazy, Insane, Eccentric, Psycho, Odd, Mental or Different.
Fanfiction is a site for girls who are deperately in love with a non existant guys. (Because they're the best kind...)
Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever compared their classmates to characters from books.
Fanfiction is a site for those of us who can't express ourselves in life.
Fanfiction is a site for people talk to themselves... a lot.
Fanfiction is a site for people who laugh at jokes that no one else gets.
Fanfiction is a site for people who get funny looks for reading in class.
Fanfiction is a site for people who admire the guy who tries to be different.
Fanfiction is a site for people who say long words that other people don't normally understand.
Fanfiction is a site for people aren't afraid to sit alone and read at lunch
Fanfiction is a site for girls who don't need guys to complete them.
Fanfiction is a site for people who ditched reality and went for something different.
Fanfiction is a site for people who hang onto dreams.
Fanfiction is a site for people who are different, but don't care because, they know it's who they really are.
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If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile
If you have ever had the sudden desire to own a tazer, copy and paste this into your profile!!
If you happen to still talk to your imaginary Friend and occasionally punch him/her because they are know it alls copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.
If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.
Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict. (Or do it later.)
If Fanfiction is to you what Facebook is to other people, copy and paste this in to your profile
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, put this in your profile.
If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, put this into your profile.
If you guys love to read, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're a lunatic, copy and paste this into your profile.
Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are one of the few teens who don't have or want to have a myspace/facebook, or have one and want to get rid of it, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this in your profile.
90 percent of teens today would die if MySpace/Facebook had a system failure and was completely destroyed...If you are one of the 10 percent that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile.
If you think High School Musical is evil and brainwashes little kids, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace/Facebook, copy this onto your profile.
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.
If you frequently have conversations with yourself and/or fictional characters from your favorite books, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever run into a door copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.
If there are times when you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this into your profile.
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this into your profile.
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you're a night person, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.
If people tend to misunderstand you copy this to your profile.
If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.
if you have ever been on one train of thought but got distracted for a few seconds and forgot what it was, copy and... what was i doing?
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone their not, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile
If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you’re a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is planning to dominate the world, copy this to your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile
If you are wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
Copy and Paste if you LOVE to laugh (even if at yourself)
If you wish you were Max Ride just so you could make out with Fang, copy and paste this into your profile. (WAHOO!!)
If Max needs to stop running from Fang, copy and paste this on your profile.
"Max, just admit it, you looove me, this much!"- Fang. If you found that hilarious, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you want wings and powers, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you are a Maximum Ride Fanatic, put this on your profile.
If you think Max and Fang should just get over themselves and get together already, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.
If you are obsessively, uncontrollably, in love with Fang.
If your view on Maximum Ride is that there are much worse things you could be addicted to, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you think that Fang is way hotter than Edward copy this onto your profile
If your friend(s) think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog) and you don’t care copy and paste this is your profile.
If you have/wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.
If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when Gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!
If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you sometimes wondered, why Max is the only one in the Flock, with a last name, COPY AND PASTE!
If you have met your non-blood related twin in personality or resemblance, copy this into your profile. (It's weird 'cause she's a freshman, and I'm a sophmore, but we're twins)
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile
If you hate Fang right now but still support FAX 100%, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you like Dylan and support Mylan, you are wrong. Please reread Maximum Ride 1-5 until you understand this.
If you never study but get an A on every test, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you relate anything and everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this on your profile
If you agree that Justin Bieber will go through puberty at the same time as Spongebob, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you took Spanish in school for at least a year and still no hablas espanol (don't speak spanish), copy and paste this on your profile.
If you ever wonder if other websites have these 'copy and paste' things, but don't know because you spend about 90% of your time on FanFiction anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have deja vu a lot, copy this into your profile.
I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me." "I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?'' "OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!''"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma. Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. Have a heart.
If you're not obsessed with Twilight or just don't like it copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: Grimm Gal, grimmgirl, Elligoat, grimmgurl4ya, Sabri naDaphne13, iizninja, book phan44 MaxKatnissPotter Maggie ride, MaxIsMe, PhoenixAshr4
92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Fang told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would tell Fang to get over himself and then shove him back in your basement where he belongs. Then, you would resurrect the 92 percent of overzealous fangirls and use them as your zombie army to take over Canada and rename it Canadia where you would rule as Queen with Fang by your side as your extremely hot king who has no real political power except to stand there and make you look good.
If you have (a) annoying sibling(s), copy/paste this on your profile!
"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.
93% percent of people would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc., AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, zeusgirl39, 7Cerberus7, Cadisha Ora Rhaksha Caden, Psychopathic FanGirl, MaxIsMe, PhoenixAshr4
88% of teenagers think that reading is a waste of time. Copy and paste this into your profile if your the 12% that thinks those people are nut jobs.
If you think sometimes songs really speak to you, paste this on your profile
This is weird, but interesting! If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
If you ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy and paste this in your profile
draco & Hermione pic: http://www.google.com/imgres?q=dracomalfoyandhermionegranger&hl=en&biw=1024&bih=423&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=TwUIhAoymzTXhM:&imgrefurl=http://kkatielynn.livejournal.com/&docid=IHbmG8MiHIUYyM&imgurl=http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2051/4506158269_aa1cf5622f.jpg&w=500&h=455&ei=2XN3T-3pAeif0AGMpPyzDQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=84&vpy=77&dur=98&hovh=214&hovw=235&tx=111&ty=231&sig=103321555458642758595&page=2&tbnh=123&tbnw=126&start=16&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:16
my first story was: The Battle of Hogwarts- PLEASE DO NOT READ, IT IS DISCONTINUED!!!!
my baby is - The Fateful Train Ride of Selena Irrativor: my only OC story...
my on-the-side story - Flock Online, updated when ever inspiration strikes. :)
my current story - A Collection Of Songfics I'm trying them out now
my serious story - A Very Maxy Christmas- love the reviews, PLEASE GIVE ME MORE!!!!!!!!! :D
As for my drabbles story... Back In The Day... well.. I've always wanted to write a Marauders story, so here it is. :D
We always ignore who adores us,
If I could materialize how much I care about you I would take that materialized object and shove it in your face.
But even with it right in front of you, you wouldn't believe it. Then you would go on to say how that object isn't real and do everything in your power not to believe me, even if it means blinding yourself to the truth.
Well, they've always said that ignorance is bliss, but I think they're wrong.
If you've ever felt that way in your life and then gave up on that person, copy and paste this and add your name to the list: PhoenixAshr4
It's sort of ironic how people commit suicide because they are weak and done with everything. Yet it takes strength to get the guts to do it. Maybe I should be more ironic.
COPY AND PASTE IF YOU ARE AGAINST SUICIDE!!!!
I am da Pink Ninja Master!! :D
This is really sweet...
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
I'd be this girlfriend
When she walks away from you mad Follow her.
When she stares at your mouth Kiss her.
When she pushes you or hits you Grab her and don't let go.
When she starts cussing at you Kiss her and tell her you love her.
When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong.
When she ignores you Give her your attention.
When she pulls away Pull her back.
When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful.
When you see her start crying Just hold her and don't say a word.
When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind.
When she's scared Protect her.
When she lays her head on your shoulder Tilt her head up and kiss her.
When she steals your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.
When she teases you Tease her back and make her laugh.
When she doesn't answer for a long time reassure her that everything is okay.
When she looks at you with doubt Back yourself up.
When she says that she likes you she really does more than you could understand.
When she grabs at your hands Hold hers and play with her fingers.
When she bumps into you bump into her back and make her laugh.
When she tells you a secret keep it safe and untold.
When she looks at you in your eyes don't looks away until she does.
When she misses you she's hurting inside. When you break her heart the pain never really goes away.
When she says its over she still wants you to be hers.
When she re-post this bulletin she wants you to read it -
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-
When she says she's OK don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
- Call her before you sleep and afteryou wake up
- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
- Tease her and let her tease you back.
- Stay up all night with her when she's sick
.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.
- Give her the world.
- Let her wear your clothes.
- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
- Let her know she's important.
- Kiss her in the pouring rain.
- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : Call you. Kiss you. Love you. Text you.
How Could You?
When I was a puppy, I entertained you with my antics and made you laugh. You called me your child, and despite a number of chewed shoes and a couple of murdered throw pillows, I became your best friend. Whenever I was "bad," you'd shake your finger at me and ask, "How could you?" -- but then you'd relent and roll me over for a belly rub. My housebreaking took a little longer than expected, because you were terribly busy, but we worked on that together. I remember those nights of nuzzling you in bed and listening to your confidences and secret dreams, and I believed that life could not be any more perfect. We went for long walks and runs in the park, car rides, stops for ice cream (I only got the cone because "ice cream is bad for dogs" you said), and I took long naps in the sun waiting for you to come home at the end of the day. Gradually, you began spending more time at work and on your career, and more time searching for a human mate. I waited for you patiently, comforted you through heartbreaks and disappointments, never chided you about bad decisions, and romped with glee at your homecomings, and when you fell in love. She, now your wife, is not a "dog person" -- still I welcomed her into our home, tried to show her affection, and obeyed her. I was happy because you were happy.
Then the human babies came along and I shared your excitement. I was fascinated by their pinkness, how they smelled, and I wanted to mother them, too. Only she and you worried that I might hurt them, and I spent most of my time banished to another room, or to a dog crate. Oh, how I wanted to love them, but I became a "prisoner of love." As they began to grow, I became their friend. They clung to my fur and pulled themselves up on wobbly legs, poked fingers in my eyes, investigated my ears, and gave me kisses on my nose. I loved everything about them and their touch -- because your touch was now so infrequent -- and I would've defended them with my life if need be. I would sneak into their beds and listen to their worries and secret dreams, and together we waited for the sound of your car in the driveway. There had been a time, when others asked you if you had a dog, that you produced a photo of me from your wallet and told them stories about me. These past few years, you just answered "yes" and changed the subject. I had gone from being "your dog" to "just a dog," and you resented every expenditure on my behalf. Now, you have a new career opportunity in another city, and you and they will be moving to an apartment that does not allow pets. You've made the right decision for your "family," but there was a time when I was your only family I was excited about the car ride until we arrived at the animal shelter. It smelled of dogs and cats, of fear, of hopelessness. You filled out the paperwork and said, "I know you will find a good home for her." They shrugged and gave you a pained look. They understand the realities facing a middle-aged dog, even one with "papers." You had to pry your son's fingers loose from my collar, as he screamed “No, Daddy Please don't let them take my dog!" And I worried for him, and what lessons you had just taught him about friendship and loyalty, about love and responsibility, and about respect for all life. You gave me a good-bye pat on the head, avoided my eyes, and politely refused to take my collar and leash with you. You had a deadline to meet and now I have one, too. After you left, the two nice ladies said you probably knew about your upcoming move months ago and made no attempt to find me another good home. They shook their heads and asked, "How could you?" They are as attentive to us here in the shelter as their busy schedules allow. They feed us, of course, but I lost my appetite days ago. At first, whenever anyone passed my pen, I rushed to the front, hoping it was you that you had changed your mind -- that this was all a bad dream... or I hoped it would at least be someone who cared, anyone who might save me. When I realized I could not compete with the frolicking for attention of happy puppies, oblivious to their own fate, I retreated to a far corner and waited. I heard her footsteps as she came for me at the end of the day, and I padded along the aisle after her to a separate room. A blissfully quiet room. She placed me on the table and rubbed my ears, and told me not to worry. My heart pounded in anticipation of what was to come, but there was also a sense of relief. The prisoner of love had run out of days. As is my nature, I was more concerned about her. The burden which she bears weighs heavily on her, and I know that, the same way I knew your every mood. She gently placed a tourniquet around my foreleg as a tear ran down her cheek. I licked her hand in the same way I used to comfort you so many years ago. She expertly slid the hypodermic needle into my vein. As I felt the sting and the cool liquid coursing through my body, I lay down sleepily, looked into her kind eyes and murmured, "How could you?" Perhaps because she understood my dog speak, she said, "I'm so sorry." She hugged me, and hurriedly explained it was her job to make sure I went to a better place, where I wouldn't be ignored or abused or abandoned, or have to fend for myself -- a place of love and light so very different from this earthly place. And with my last bit of energy, I tried to convey to her with a thump of my tail that my "How could you?" was not directed at her. It was directed at you, My Beloved Master, I was thinking of you. I will think of you and wait for you forever. May everyone in your life continue to show you so much loyalty.
Put this on your profile if it touched your heart. :'(
Super-Hero Name (favorite color and favorite drink): GreenMilkshake
Star Wars Name (first three letters of last name, first three letters of first name, last three letters of mother's maiden name): Raorasman
Arabic Name (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, 1st letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and last letter of your moms middle name): Aonedd
Goth Name (black and the name of one of your pets): Black Phatso
Witness Protection Name (mother’s & father’s middle names): Vedaji
Nascar Name (first name of your mother’s mom, father’s mom): Sakuntala Aji
Fly Name (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name): Raao
Gangsta Name (first 3 letters of first name plus izzle): Rasizzle
Detective Name (favorite color and favorite animal): Greenall
REMEMBER WHEN .. getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground? the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs? when )m 0 m( was your hero and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry? when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest? when - WAR- was a card game and life was simple and care free? remember when all you wanted to do WAS GROW UP?
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
99% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber on top of a skyscraper about to jump. If you are that 1% sitting there with popcorn and 3D glasses screaming "DO A BACKFLIP" paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list:Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, TheDevilsAngel93, c. b. o. l., Vert9411, Pinkcherryblossoms225, CherryBlossoms016, Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover-, Crimsonchidori, Alicia Kawa Uchiha, SilentSinger948, NaruHinaxNejiTen, Naruhina-Fanboy-Devlin, GravityTheWizard, thymistacles, Trickster King Chaos, Azazel Kingetsu A.K.A Aza-chan,SoupieLuv, YaoiGirly, glittergirl73, Mongirl12121, cassidieissocoollike, PhoenixAshr4
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip and slide.
If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism
Write down the names of favorite Maximum Ride characters, in no particular order.
9. Dr. Martinez
11. Anne Walker
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Umm... no I haven't...
It might be funny though...
2. Do you think Four is cute? How cute?
She's adorable, but in the little-kid-cute way... She scares me...
3. What would happen if Eleven got Eight pregnant?
Umm... I'm going to take it the other way around, so when the kid was born, they'd give him/her up to the school.
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Yes, Jeb/Dr. Martinez...
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
NO! IGGY IS MINE!
and it'd be really weird...
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Five/Ten, cuz Ari's a guy, and Ella's a girl. Plus, Dr. Martinez is Ella's mom...
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Eight making out?
First, he'd fart. Then, he'd start screaming and running around until he fell unconscious or found the Flock.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Ari likes Max, and he confides in Fang. The problem is, Fang likes her too. He invites Ari into the Flock, just to make him mess up with Max. Problem is, what happens when Max starts falling for Ari?
wow, I might actually write this now...
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
AAAH! I hope not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Eleven hurt/comfort fic.
I Believe in You. (Gazzy refuses to give up on Anne, even after all she's done to them)
11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three fics?
12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Probably... but then I'd kill them... :)
14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
15. If you wrote a One/Six/Eleven fic, what would the warning be?
16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
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