Kuja's Little Mage
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Joined 04-11-03, id: 368367, Profile Updated: 08-05-09
Author has written 13 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Evangelion, Fullmetal Alchemist, Super Smash Brothers, Transformers/Beast Wars, and Metroid.

Screen Name: Kuja's Little Mage

Birthday: September 17th

Zodiac signs: Virgo, second of the Earth signs. Chinese Zodiac: Horse, element of Metal

Hobbies: Drawing, reading, watching T.V., playing video games, and being all-around lazy.

Steadfast Transformers fan and caterer to slash pairings. I'm also cool with some het (Ed/Winry, Fakir/Ahiru, Mytho/Rue, Sora/Kairi/Riku, Axel/Tifa) and a little bit of yuri (Kairi/Namine, Rue/Ahiru, Larxene/anyone), though the yuri bit is one of my more recent dives into fandom. I am still mainly a yaoi fanatic. Enrolled at NOVA and aspiring to be a comic artist in my later years...but only if I can pay the bills first! "Starving artist" life sounds great until you start starving.


Upcoming Projects / Project Stats

Retrogression: My latest co-project with a friend outside of FF.Net. He does the plotting, I do the writing. Based after Metroid: Fusion, Retrogression is an introspect on Samus' downhill slide after the game's events and her struggle towards recovery. Updates sporadically because I fail miserably at keeping a schedule.

Trans/Bondformers Stuff: Have put a hold on the second chapter to Chemical Curse. Not sure when Outspoken will be updated again.

Break Me, Shake Me: Someone has recently offered to write a prequel to this story, so if any old fans of this story are interested, stay tuned for more details. Although I am no longer proud of it and cringe when I see all the plot holes, I'm intrigued to see how the prequel will tie it all up.

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When You're Evil and Dead by Sforzie reviews
Kuja's dead, and meets the other FF villains in the underworld...and lots of stuff happens. COMPLETE, 071004!
Final Fantasy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 85,842 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 5/6/2001 - Complete
Odd Couple by Demyrie reviews
TFA: human!AU. Prowl is a young, chilly policeman; Lockdown is a casual scoundrel who, on a regular occasion that didn't involve a broken bike and a rainy night, he might just put behind bars. At least things can't get any worse, right? LockdownxProwl
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 162,632 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Prowl, Lockdown
Communique by MariaShadow reviews
G1 A peek into the chaos that is the daily lives of the 'bots...via their paging system
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,718 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 8/6/2006
The DigiDestined Minus One by Yami Hime Hikari reviews
Completely AU. What would happen if Hikari disappeared long before that fateful summer camp? What would be different? How would the Destined themselves be different? Would Taichi still be *capable* of being a leader?
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,409 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 5/18/2005 - Hikari Y./Kari K.
Light by Cyndi reviews
Those with vision needed it to see. .o Animated. JazzxProwl SLASH o.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,414 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Matrimony by ArtemisRoseShadow reviews
Edward would barely look at him if that golden ring was still on his finger.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/28/2007 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Maes H., Edward E.
My Way or the Highway by Reijou reviews
[Yaoi] [Seifer x Roxas] Roxas manages to tick Seifer off, and accidentally agrees to a bet, that could lead to him leaving Twilight Town for good! “Know what, Chicken Wuss? Just looking at you pisses me off.” [Complete]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,413 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Seifer, Roxas - Complete
Bonedevil by Jontg reviews
A young elf and his fiancee torch a village of hobgoblins, and the lone survivor swears revenge. Six thousand years and sixty levels later, he catches up to them... and Jonathanas Darkstar learns the every action has a consequence.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,004 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 6/4/2006 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Complete
Lucky by Katsuko1978 reviews
Sometimes he wondered how he'd gotten so lucky. Doubledrabble, irateshipping, title blatantly stolen from the Bif Naked song of the same name.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2005 - K. Jounouchi, Marik I. - Complete
Death and Rebirth by Yami Hime Hikari reviews
A diaster strikes Hotaru's family when she is young and defenseless. . .
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/13/2005 - Hotaru T./Sailor Saturn - Complete
Memories and Battle Scars by Kaida the Dragon Goddess reviews
Trying to get close to Seto Kaiba is about as safe as provoking a dragon. Katsuya Jonouchi is up to the challenge, but Seto isn't quite ready to let go of his anger...rated for YAOI, people. Noncon LEMONS.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 117,709 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/11/2005 - Published: 8/8/2004 - Seto K., K. Jounouchi
Egyptian Miracles by Dragon n Desidera reviews
(COMPLETE(Sequel to Egyptian Dreams: SetoxYami) Seto is now back in his time. What will happen when he goes to see Yami with the gift that was given to him from Seth?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,107 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/15/2005 - Published: 12/29/2004 - Complete
Egyptian Dreams by Dragon n Desidera reviews
(SethxAtemu, SetoxAtemu) Seto somehow winds up in Ancient Egypt and meets the Pharaoh and High Priest. What happens when Seto falls in love with the same person as the High Priest does? (complete)
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,574 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/26/2004 - Published: 11/13/2004 - Complete
All For You by Kaida the Dragon Goddess reviews
Has absolutely nothing to do with the Janet Jackson song. A monologue from the twisted mind of Marik: mainly his views of his hikari. (Shounen-ai, mentions of non-con and just general psychotic-ness) Not for little children.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/11/2004
Behind Closed Doors by Vash's Girl reviews
[RS, LS, CL] The burning, mindnumbing pain of secrets, the touch of warm fingertips gliding over bare skin in the dark. A dark, caressing whisper, hot breath ghosting along an ear. Lock the door, throw away the key.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 77,349 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/14/2004 - Published: 3/31/2003 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Bite Sized by Solitaire and Xpyne reviews
Yugi's quickly becoming fed up with Kaiba's insistance upon being the 'man' in their relationship--so what happens when he enlists Yami and Joey's help? SY, YYJ ((COMPLETE))
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,167 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/18/2004 - Published: 10/25/2003 - Complete
A Soul Before the Sin by Sforzie reviews
Zidane explores the Invincible before the final showdown with Kuja, and gets an unexpected glimpse into the past..
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/7/2001 - Complete
A Tail in Treno by Sforzie reviews
Kuja has a hangover, and the devils on his shoulders want some tail. Poor Kuja..
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/1/2001 - Complete
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Retrogression reviews
Fallen into a state of great disrepair, Samus Aran finds herself coping with the monstrous side-effects of her Metroid DNA. Thrust into a race against time for a cure, she is aided with the help of two new Hunter allies. Post-Fusion, Femslash, SamusxOC
Metroid - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,741 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008
Chemical Curse: Origins reviews
It was a beautiful, clear orn the day Skyfire died. He had something a powerful mob boss wanted, and he paid the ultimate price for it... ...What if Prime were James Bond? 1st Prequel to For Your Optics Only. TC x Starscream SLASH
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,132 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/8/2008
For Your Optics Only reviews
Agent Prime is on a mission, but so is the lovely Starscream, and he'll do anything it takes to accomplish his goal... What if Optimus Prime were James Bond? BONDFORMERS, OP x Screamer SLASH
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,101 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
Private Matters reviews
Jazz still doesn't remember how this started. It all happened in a haze, blurred together by energon and festive socialization. TF:A Sentinel x Jazz, SLASH
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
Prisoner Games reviews
Trapped under Autobot authority, Starscream gets a vicious surprise visit in the brig...from Optimus Prime himself. dark!Prime x Starscream, hints of Megs x Screamer, SLASH
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,301 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete
Medical Therapy reviews
What happened in "Night Shift" from Ratchet's POV. The CMO can't stand being by himself, so he seeks out Ironhide's company, and amuses himself while the mech is asleep on duty. Short fic, Ratchet x Ironhide SLASH
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Night Shift reviews
Ironhide is stuck on guard duty one night and is incredibly bored. When he falls asleep on duty, he wakes up to a rather pleasant surprise. Drabble, Ratchet x Ironhide SLASH
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Ike's Bruise reviews
A couple of days after he "met" Pit, people are noticing something about Ike. He's very annoyed, because they won't tell him what it is. 323-word ficlet, sequel to ITAR.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete
Idle Time, Active Rumors reviews
Ike has time to kill after being eliminated from the Brawl, and he spends it chatting with fellow Brawlers. When Pit decides to drop in for a visit, Ike becomes intrigued, and the two decide to share their stories with each other. Ike x Pit, SLASH
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,657 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
Fighting Revelations reviews
There was one contestant who stuck out in Ike's mind rather sharply. He looked like an angel; probably because, in all actuality, Pit WAS an angel. Ike v. Pit tourney fight, slashiness in the future
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Complete
Sunny Spot reviews
One thing that Edward Elric would not, could not get used to, was the weather. The haunting familiarity of a winter chill, one that he both loved and hated as a child. EdxHeiderich, EdxAl
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,268 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Edward E., A. Heidrich - Complete
Reflections reviews
Shinji has some thoughts on the Fifth Child, but some of the interpretations confuse him. Kaworu sees all, knows all, but what is there to know about Kaworu himself? Drabble, some scritchy implications of Shinji x Kaworu.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Shinji I., Kaworu N. - Complete
Break Me, Shake Me reviews
Riku: foster child to Ansem. Outside the home, he's a normal, if rebellious teen. Behind closed doors, he's a pedophile's slave. Can Sora and friends liberate him before the pain drives him mad? YAOI/RxS/AxR.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 154,068 - Reviews: 1349 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 8/8/2006 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Riku, Sora - Complete