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Hello all the peoples who are fans out there!!!!

Sometimes I try to be normal, I really do, but it gets boring, so I go back to being AWESOME!

Some of my favourite stories are:

Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling

Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien

The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien

Skulduggery Pleasant by Derek Landy

and The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy Series by Douglas Adams

I'm not clumsy, it's just that the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies and the wall gets in the way. - somewhere from the internet.

When someone touches my phone, I automatically turn in to a ninja - somewhere from the internet.

If at first you don't suceed, look in the rubbish for the instructions - somewhere from the internet.

All of the following quotes are from the internet and i did not make up any of them!

If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur!

You can't fix stupid . . . not even with duct tape!! 0_o

My thought train crashed . . . there were no survivors.

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

HERE I AM!!! Now what were your other two wishes?

I AM A NINJA!! (you can't see me!)

As a matter of fact, the whole world does revolve around me!

I should really come with a warning label. . .

Welcome to the Dark Side, are you surprised we lied about the cookies?

Always be yourself! Unless you can be a unicorn, then always be a unicorn.

I used to be a people person, but then people ruined that for me.


I speak fluent sarcasm...

I'm taking care of my procrastination issues . . . just you wait and see. . .

I took a pain pill. . . why are you still here!

The voices are back . . . EXCELLENT!!!

I hear voices . . . and they dont like you. . .

Pretending to be mature is soo exhausting. . .

The hardest part about a zombie apocalypse will be pretending I'm not excited!

I'm sorry i hurt your feelings when i called you stupid. . . I really already thought you knew!

Of course i talk to myself, sometimes i need expert advice!

Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classed as a super power.

I'm kind of surprised I'm not an action figure by now!

When i was a kid . . . wait, no, i still do that. . .

You read this profile! OKAY! That's enough social interaction for me today!

I like you, but if we're being chased by zombies, I'm tripping you. . .

I'd tell you to go to hell, but i work there and i dont want to see you everyday. . .

Some people are like slinkies. They're not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Dear Optimist, Pessimist and Realist,

While you guys were busy arguing about the glass of water, i drank it.

Sincerely, the Oppertunist.

I'm a fireworks expert, so if you see me running, try and keep up!

I'd be unstoppable if not for law enforcement and physics. . .

I stopped fighting my inner demons, we're on the same side now. . .

If i come back as a Zombie, I'm eating you first!

Immature: A word boring people use to describe fun people.

An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw hard enough!

I. Like. How. When. You. Read. This. The. Little. Voice. In. Your. Head. Takes. Pauses.

Warning!!!!: I Do Dumb Things!

Lazy people fact #3745714605348756 - You were too lazy to read that number. . .

I'm not weird! I'm limited edition!

I'm fairly certain YOLO is Carpe Diem for stupid people. . .

Mostly, i just sit around and be fantastic all day!

After excercising, i always eat pizza. . . JUST KIDDING! . . . i dont excercise. . .

I'm crazy. . . and so am i!!!

You find it offensive, I find it funny. That's why I'm happier than you. :)

...For a minute there you bored me to death.

ZOMBIE RESPONSE TEAM! Kill or be eaten!

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental issues. . . .

Welcome to the darkside. Are you surprised we lied about the cookies?

Pretending to be mature is exhausting.

The hardest part about a zombie apocalypse will be pretending I'm not excited!

I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid, I really thought you already knew...

Common-sense is so rare it should be classed as a super-power

I keep pressing escape, but I'm still here!

Smile. it makes people wonder what you're up to...

Organized people are just too lazy to look for things. . . .

I'm fairly certain that 'YOLO' is just 'Carpe Diem' for stupid people.

The early bird can have the worm, because mornings and worms SUCK!

It's not denial, I'm just selective about the reality I accept.

I'm not evil...I'm good... With a twist!

RELAX! We're all crazy, it's not a competition!

I accidentally did it on purpose?

I'm confused...oh wait, maybe I'm not...

I should be ashamed of myself...I'm not, but I should be...

It seemed like a good idea at the time...

If I ever had to run for my life...I would probably die...

Revenge is below me, but accidents will happen...

National Apathy Society. Become a member! Or don't...we couldn't care less...

I don't have a license to kill, but I have a learners permit.

If I promise to miss you, will you go away?

Love me or leave me! ...Hey! where's everyone going!?

I do not care how old I am, I am going on that bouncy castle!

Dear Family

Thank you for all those wonderful memories.

Here's my therapy bill :)

Insane is such a mean word...I prefer mentally creative..

I'm only doing it your way so I can blame you later.

People tell me there's plenty of fish in the sea...well, that's nice and all, but I'm human. I don't date fish...

If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it..

Sometimes I wrestle with my demons ...sometimes we just snuggle...

Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it!

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

Never go to bed angry, stay up and plot your revenge...

I will ignore you so hard, you'll start to doubt your own existence...

Always run from temptations...but slowly, so they can catch up...

fool me once shame on you, fool me twice...dude what the hell is your problem?!

If you can't be a good example, be a warning

If you have crazy friends you have everything

I want you to know that someone out there cares...I don't, but someone does.

Raisin Cookies that look like chocolate cookies are the reason I have trust issues.

Stop waiting around for Prince Charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot is probably stuck up in a tree or something.

Everything happens for a reason. But sometimes the reason is that you're stupid and make bad decisions.

I did not mean to offend you...that was just a bonus...

What doesn't kill you will make you stronger...except bears, bears will kill you...

Trust me, you can dance - alcohol

Every good idea I have gets me in trouble...

Of course you opinion matters, just not to me...

I was going to take over the world, but then I saw something shiny!



you little rebel, I like you

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Darcy Lewis and the School of Wizardry by Caitriona3 reviews
Darcy Lewis is a witch and comes to Hogwarts. It's a toss up on who will be the most affected - her or the school. I promise I have not abandoned by other stories, but this demanded to be written. I'm hoping to get another chapter of "It's a Girl" and "Compass Rose" over the next week, but this particular plot bunny insisted on being heard. This is an HP fusion - no HP chars.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,697 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Darcy L., Hawkeye/Clint B., Thor
Ships by Rebellicade reviews
"Sweetie, I love you, really, I do. But if you continue to blow holes in my ship I will cut you." In which Jehan develops a new OTP and Courfeyrac doesn't ship it. Modern AU.
Les Misérables - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2013 - [Eponine, Enjolras] [Courfeyrac, Jean Prouvaire] - Complete
Golden Sunsets by NotTheMilk reviews
What happens when Cupid accidentally shoots the Sandman with one of her magic arrows? (I felt Sandy needed more love in the fanfiction world, and I thought it'd be fun to have Cupid be a girl for a change.) Contains SandyXCupid and some mild Frostbite shipping. Image is from suddenlysencha over at tumblr, a wonderful artist who was kind enough to draw Annamore and Sandy for me.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,487 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Sandy - Complete
A Walk In The Dust by JunoInferno reviews
A retelling of Series 3 where Rose is still with the Doctor, but they are joined by Donna Noble. Shipping inside. Also, they go to the Planet of the Hats. Voyage of the Damned in progress.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 113,867 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 2/27/2012 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Friends like These by Elixir.BB reviews
He's honestly way too good for these people. Christ, he needs to get new friends. A Sherlock/Molly story told through Greg Lestrade's eyes, before, during and after the Fall.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,938 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
The Sons of Durin by Kivrin reviews
Bilbo Baggins is a humble grocer, living a quiet life. The police say the Sons of Durin are a crime family. The government has labeled them a group of environmental terrorists. Thorin Oakenshield will tell you that they are simply desperate for a home. But when Bilbo is dragged into the group as their unwilling burglar, everything he has taken for granted will be torn asunder.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 101,259 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Marvin the Paranoid Android by bellastrange reviews
Well, this is a little biography about Marvin's depressing life.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Marvin - Complete
Mass Transportation by Miss Taggart Transcontinental reviews
A human and a Betelgeusian meet for the first time in a London Underground station. Random semi-fluff, NON-SLASH. My first HG2TG fic. K for a couple crude words, real and imagined danger, and weirdness. Share and Enjoy! Constructive criticism welcome!
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Ford P., Arthur D.
A Rush of Blackbirds (Formerly--Speak Not Against the Sun) by 4giveMeJane reviews
Not being able to breath the air at Longbourn after Mr. Collins' longwinded and insincere proposal, Elizabeth heads for the woods where she runs into an injured Mr. Darcy.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,019 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 2,430 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth, Mr. Bingley, Jane - Complete
The James T Kirk Touch by schweinsty reviews
Jim, McCoy knew, was making up for not having been hugged enough as a child. Resistance was futile.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 54 - Published: 5/25/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
And Keep Your Enemies Closer by Crazed Fuzzle reviews
She'd known he was alive. He would have been an imbecile not to know she was. Still, both of them were rather surprised to see each other. And as the old saying goes, keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Synlet
Incredibles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,826 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Complete
No Need For Toasters by Serendipity1 reviews
Donatello lays down the law about the treatment of toasters in this household. Quite forcibly.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Donatello - Complete