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Author has written 9 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Tuck Everlasting, Smallville, Misc. Books, and Beauty and the Beast.

"It's just an ordinary day. I'm much too strange for this ordinary world"

("Ordinary", Greg Jones, Smallville lyrics)

Hello to the general public, i'm chef13 and I.., wait this is boring. Let's try again...


/clears throat/ yes...anyway!

Before we begin, let's get one thing straight; i am a nerd. Actually, i'm sort of a nerd/dork/geek/wierdo mixed breed. allow me to explain:

the nerd part comes from being on the computer 99 percent of the time, but not actually having much knowledge of how the machine works (if i did, i would be a total nerd), having about every non-food allergy in the world, and not being very social (At least around people i don't know...pity me partially deaf friends. LOL)

the geek part comes from wearing glasses, reading a lot and doing my homework all the time

the dork part comes from having a VERY unique fashion sense and blabbering like an idiot whenever an attractive person gets within 3 feet of me (getting better on that front, actually; have down-stepped to gibbering like a mad loon)

and the weirdo part comes from...well, you'll find out soon enough, if you read the rest of this.

in short, if i were a sitcom character, i would be the smart, funny girl, who ends up solving the conflict, but nearly ruining it by getting everyone trapped in a meat locker or something. (Like Steve Urkel on "Family Matters", only people aren't baracading the door to keep me out of their house)

i am all these things AND I AM PROUD! NERDS RULE!

(it's true, you know; in the future, you'll probably end up working for one.) and now, with out further adue...


Name-my name is chef13... well actually it's just a penname (duh) but you already knew that! (Hopefully, otherwise you weren't paying much attention, now were you?)

Age-OK now listen carefully. these instructions will tell you the mystery of my age; first, order some Chinese take out. (Pork Fried Rice and Lo Mein. No beansprouts, extra egg.) Then, eat the Chinese take out. Then, go for a jog to work off the extra calories. Then, come back to your house. Now open the fortune cookie. the first lucky number is my age. :) (What do you mean it says "Learn to say 'kosher pickle' in Chinese"!)

Aspired Career- i would like to be a movie Cinematographer/Editor. i've always been obsessed with movies and TV; i like to desect the plot and characters, find the symbolism in everything and and put all the events together to figure out the climax. i like to be transported to different worlds; places that don't really exist, but when you're watching a movie, they're real. now, you might say that a book could do the same thing, but, for me, movies do it in the best way. i'm a very visual person, and sometimes when i read a book, i just can't picture what the author is trying to illustrate. but when i watch a movie, i see it right in front of me and i seems so much more real that way. when i'm watching a really good movie, it makes me forget about everything else in my life becuase, in my mind, i'm in a whole other place and time.

i had originally thought about being an author, partially due to the work i did on this site,but i had never really been confortale with just handing a page of what i had written to somebody and saying "Here; tell me what you think." Becuase i wasn't really sure how the person was going to percive it. i really want people to see my creations the way that i do. and with movies, i can do that. people will know how i saw the material becuace that's exactly how they're seeing it. i can take the audience into my mind and hopefully give them the same feeling i love so much myslef; to be drawn into a different world that truly seems real.

Anyways, i really love movies. i have a lot of respect for them, they're a big part of who i am and i would really just like to be a part of that someday.

Favorite Movie- (Goes without saying seeing my career choice) My favorite animated movies are like ANY Disney/Dreamworks/you get what i'm sayingmovie! Plus The Nightmare Before Chirstmas, Spirited Away, stuff with the Muppets, and any other movie based on a Disney/fariy taletheme. (Ex.- Hook; Peter Pan based, Ever After; Cinderalle based. Are you getting the concept? good.) Basically, i love kid movies.

My favorite unanimaed movie is just about any comedy movie you can think of! Also Man in The Iron Mask, The Breakfast Club, and A Cinderella Story, and any movie with Johnny Depp in it that's not rated R. (Accept Ed Wood and Sleepy Hollow, but that goes without saying becuase Ed Wood is funny as hell and Sleepy Hollow is the only horror movie i like becuase it actually has a plot, and isn't just a random demon eating people for no reason like most scary movies!)

Favorite Movie Character- Can't decide! probably one of Johnny Depp's characters because they're so bizzare. _

Favorite Book- The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales. No question.

...Oh, you mean books that have chapters and are actually at my reading level? Well, OK, if that's the way you want it.

i think my favorite REAL books would probably be the Harry Potter Series, Holes, books by Roald Daul, the Series of Unfortunate Events, the Artemis Fowl series, His Dark materials, the Narnia series, Greek Mythology or any other kind of legend; basically any fantasy story out there! (I hate non-fiction! i mean, anybody can write down facts! sure, research is an important writing aspect, but it takes a REAL author to be able to make up a whole different world or something!) i love the movie versions of these as well, but they were books first, so they don't count for that.

Favorite TV Show- Basically anything on Nickelodeon, with a few acceptions. also, Who's Line is it Anyway, Smallville, Survivor, Red Dwarf (It's on the BBC; get with it, people!), House M.D., and Good Eats! (Alton Brown RULES!) Also stuff like the Simpsons, Will and Grace, That 70's Show, Boy Meets World, Family Guy, all that jazz.

Favorite Actor/Actress- Basiclly anyone who does comedy; Adam Sandler, Rob Schnieder, Mike Myers, Robin Williams, etc. (And, teehee, Jim Carrey)

Also... Jackie Chan (Loved him in Shanghi Noon and Shanghi Knights!)

And Johnny Depp (Ed Wood, Benny and Joon, Sleepy Hollow, POTC, Edward Scissorhands,Finding Neverland, What's Eating Glibert Grape, Chocoalt, and Don Juan Demarco! ALL INCREDIBLY AWESOME!) Plus, even though he's, like 40 years old, he is still SOOO hot! saWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

Favorite Website- Probably this one. i also like (Strong Bad E-mail section!) and because the videos are hularious. and because it's my GOD! when it comes to content and vocabulary.

Favorite Food- Any starch with A1 sauce or vinegar on it. (if your starting to think i'm weird, you must have a VERY short attention span, because you should have started thinking that after the first paragraph of this bio!) Also, basically any other type of condiment. (Ketchup, mustard, mayonaise, other various sauces.) Oh, and anything chocolate or containing a HUGE amount of processed sugar (sugar high! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!)

Favorite Music: It depends on how i'm feeling; If i'm really hyper, then it's the Baha Men,the Beatles, Elton John or something you can sing or dance to; if i'm tired and don't want to do anything, then it's Clay Aiken, Ben Jelen or something slow. I don't have just one favorite band or singer. Anything i think sounds good at the time, really. (I usually first hear all the songs on my iPod from movies or TV; that's how big of a dork I am, as previously stated.)

Favorite Quotes (Warning; there are only about a million of them. :P):

"Evil is boring. Cynicism is idiotic. Fear is a bad habit. Despair is lazy. Joy is fascinating. Love is an act of heroic genius. Pleasure is our birthright." (Rob Brezsny, Secrets of Pronoia, an article)

"1) the world is not always nice, so sometimes you need to buck up, shut up, and spit in it’s face, and 2) humor is always good." (Mine, the lessons i learned from "House M.D."; watch it people!)

"Imagination is more important than knowledge" (Albert Einstein)

"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it." (I found this one in piglet12345's bio And the previous one as well and she doesn't know who said it either.)

"I'm your second breakfast!" (my friend, Theresa.)

"God answers your prayers, but sometimes the answer's 'no'" (Theresa again)

"That cloud formation looks like a swann...That one looks like Satan." (Moi)

"Better late than making a bad decision based on stomach-flipping." (My Aunt Chelsea in regards to guy's. trust me; more effective than it sounds)

"Listen to the relish!" (again mio)

" OK, and now back to you, Bob." "My name is not Bob, my name is George." "I thought i was George." "YOU ARE BOB!" "But i thought Barb was the smart one...BARB!" (Me and my friend, Dominique)

"Now, when you talk to these people, don't tell them how weird you are." (My loving father :P)

"Screw you guys; i'm going to Stewart." (Ray, from oceangraphy class)

"I don't get why people cheat. I mean, if I wanna start seeing other people, I'd at least have the decency to dump you on your ass first." (Moi; i know you all love it, but you can't have it! it's all mine!)

"This is normal; it's just kind of weird." (Liz again)

"I'm sorry, i was thinking about lashes." (My friend, Jill)

"I like the little folk." (Andrew from art club)

"Misplaced work! That calls for a good slamming!"(Actually me, but it was inspired by a slip of the tounge by my insane Italian teacher, Mr Bruno)

"Avast ye, scotty windbag!" (This was either said by me, OR my friend Jill. i forget.)

"YOU THINK SHE DOESN'T KNOW THE RULES? Well, she doesn't know the rules, BUT I DO!" (My friend, Shailan)

"Look it up online." "What line?" (Me and my idiot kid brother)

"I ... think of the Bible as great literature rather than great history; great imagination rather than reliable witness." (Ian McKellen)

"Dolores, I have 5 days to complete this picture. Don't get goofy on me." (Edward D.Wood Jr., Ed Wood)

"Subtle...zesty...discusting!" (Johnny Depp, Chocolat)

"Why won't you die!" (Mike Myers, Austin Powers 2)

"Stop looking at me SWANN!" (Adam Sandler, Billy Madison)

"Here am I, dying of a hundred good symptoms." (Dying words of Alexander Pope)

"It comes in pints! I'm getting one." (Pippin, LOTR)

"Since the beginning of time, men have been idiots." (Eric Matthews, Boy Meets World)

"You gotta help me, Jimmy! If you don't, I'll have to ask complete idiots to help me! And you know how unreliable they are!" (Sheen, The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron)

"Sometimes my pants, uh, they talk." (Arnold, Hey Arnold)

"Yes Satan?...Oh, I'm sorry sir; you sounded like someone else." (Jim Carrey, Ace Ventura)

"That guy with the green hair looks WAY smarter than Timmy's Dad!" (AJ, Fairly Odd Parents)

"And the elephant that couldn't stop laughing was put to death." (News Reporter guy, The Simpsons)

"You seem somewhat familar. Have i threatened you before?" (Johnny Depp, POTC)

"So if you care to find me, Look to the western sky, As someone told me lately -, Ev'ryone deserves the chance to fly, And if I'm flying solo, At least I'm flying free, To those who'd ground me, Take a message back from me -, Tell them how I, Am defying gravity, I'm flying high, Defying gravity, And soon I'll match them in renown, And nobody in all of Oz, No wizard that there is or was, Is ever gonna bring me down!" (Wicked; the musical, Defying Gravity)

"I liked the opposition between a character with no head and a charcter who lives entirly in his head." (Tim Burton,about Sleepy Hollow)

"She's nuts, but she's cool." (Claire, The Breakfast Club)

"Tragedies happen! If you think turning yourself into a disposable incubator is going to protect your kid from all the crap in this world, go ahead! Die happy! I have no problems with people killing themselves but don't think it makes you a hero." (Gregory House, House M.D.)

"Man, this bird is dry. Haven't you people heard of basting?" (Bernard, The Santa Claus)

"Your father; may he rest in peace until I get there!" (Sophia, The Golden Girls)

"Visions are worth fighting for. Why spend you life making someone elses dreams?" (Orson Wells, Ed Wood)

"In my experince those who do not like you fall into two catagories: the stupid and the envious. The stupid will love you in five years, the envious, never." (Johnny Depp, the Libertine)

"All families are embarrasing. And if they're not embarrasing, they're dead." (Kitty, That 70's Show)

"Death sucks." (Sophia, The Golden Girls)

"I'm through accepting limits, 'Cuz someone says they're so, Some things I cannot change, But 'till I try, I'll never know" (Wicked; the musical, Defying Gravity)

"I can be a jerk to people I haven't slept with. I am that good."(Gregory House, House M.D.)

"Hey! Have you seen these toilets!" (Will Farrel, Elf)

"Oh, if only we had an electric beaver!" (Colin, Whose Line is it Anyway?)

"I wasn't talking to you. i was talking to that squirrel over there." (Crazy Eyes, Mr. Deeds)

"WHY'S THE RUM GONE?" (Johnny Depp, POTC)

"A family of freaks is better than no family at all." (Lois, Falmiy Guy)

"Tomorrow i will begin conquest of the world." (Jadis, The Magician's Nephew)

"Once a King or Queen of Narnia, always a King or Queen of Narnia." (Aslan, The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe)

"When i wake up, i'm getting a cat scan!" (Scott Calvin, The Santa Claus)

"Buddy the elf, what's your favorite color?" (Will Farrel, Elf)

"Are you dating a chocolate bunny?" (Chip, Whose Line is it Anyway?)

"TANZY CAKES!" (Wat, A Knight's Tale)

"Most comedians do not come up with 60 full minutes of material every year! Any Comedian knows that. You come up with about 10 minutes of good Material, everything else is crap." (eddie-130, Dat Phan message board post)

"Is that it Dad? Did the penguin tell you to do this?" (Adam Sandler, Billy Madison)

"The penguins are psychotic!" (Alex, Madagascar)


"I'm not fat. it's all this fur; it makes me look...poofy." (Manfred, Ice Age)

"I forget things almost instantly, it runs in my family...At least, I think it does...Where are they?...Can I help you?" (Dory, Finding Nemo)

"And I still can't belive that I'm down here and you're up there. And in your undergarmet's, no less!" (Prince Henry, Ever After)

"Whane's got a tickly butt!" (Drew Carrey, Whose Line is it Anyway?)

"Great. Now all I can think about is Ryan Stiles in a French maid outift!" (another Drew, Whose Line is it Anyway?)

"I'll put it in my date book; 12:30, lunch with God." (Cat, Red Dwarf)

"I'm old; i'm supposed to be colorful." (Sophia, the Golden Girls)

"Sir, one more outburst and i will strangle you with this microphone cord." (Adam Sandler, The Wedding Singer)

"Achoo! I think I've got a bug! And I've got the jitters! Hey, jitter bug!" "Nice segway." (Ryan and Colin, Whose Line is it Anyway?)

"Hey, look. 'Esc-a-pay'. I wonder what that means? That's funny, it's spelled just like the word 'escape'." (Dory, Finding Nemo)

"Why did you put my dead dog into that big, hairy ice hole?" (Brad, Whose Line is is Anyway?)

"Ya gotta love high school." (Carter, A Cinderalla Story)

"You have a very cruel sence of humor." (Sid, Ice Age)

"You mean the miles and miles of machinery running through the entire course of the inside of this planet? Not a clue!" (B.E.N., Treasure Planet)

"Are you my concince?...Hey, concince, am I dead?" (Dory, Finding Nemo)

"...He said 'I found out 2,000 ways how not to make a lightbulb.' But he olny needed to find one way to make it work." (Nicolas Cage, National Treasure)

"Don't die Shrek! And if you see a tunnel, stay away from the light!" (Donkey, Shrek)

"Donkey! You have the right to remain silent! What you lack is the capacity." (Shrek, Shrek 2)

"We're Dead! We're dead, we're dead, we're dead!" (Morph, Treasure Planet)

"How many cats can wear boots? Honestly?" (Shrek, Shrek 2)

"Stop letting him hit you!" (Wat, A Knight's Tale)

"I like that boulder. That was a nice boulder." (Donkey, Shrek)

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." (Matthew Broderick, Ferris Bueller's Day Off)

"If you were waiting for the opprotune moment...that was it." (Johnny Depp, POTC)

Friends- this is a list of all my friend i want to give a shout out to!

Dominique, (HI COWS/Awkward pause/ I am Bob, AAAAAAHHHHHH!)

Theresa, (/In a really stupid voice/ You're a miricale child!...LARD! OOZE!)


Liz, (CLAY AIKEN, CLAY AIKEN /Begins going into wild acts of forplay with a pillow as not to lose her last shread of sanity with desire/)

Dave, (Previously the boyfriend, now the...uh...person...yeah, you all know how it works; "Get the bleep away from me, you ewie person i dumped because i don't like you anymore!" Yeeeeeeeah. Flame me all you want, but all know it's true)

Steve, (ChiLouFongYangWu Bob, ChiLouFongYangWu Bob, ChiLouFongYangWu Bob! PLAGERISM!)

Colleen, (Mmmmmmmmmm. Corn.)


Maddy, ( PEPTO BISMAL! For stomach aches and birthing the anti-christ.)

Lauren, (it's ALWAYS the time for beverages! and brownies w/ walnuts!)

Ray, (...Can i have some juice?...ROFL! BACON!)

ANYWAY! So WOOT! that's me, you guys_ PLEASE, READ MY FIC.'S!

"I'm strange and I like it! That's just the way I am!"

("Just the Way I am", Skye Sweetnam)

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Breaking Dawn: EPOV by Scooterstale reviews
Breaking Dawn from Edward's point of view...all characters and some dialogue and plot are Ms. Meyer's, of course. Sticks to the original text and dialogue, with additional scenes thrown in. Lemons added where appropriate!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 183,087 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
Breaking Dawn The Pregnancy from Bella's POV by lettersfromyou reviews
exactly what the title says
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
Silas, my love by Snape's Opera Rose reviews
SilasOFC. Kidnapps girl from New Orleans.WIP! First few chapters SUCK, but the others are pretty darn good. Rated for language and eventually comes the dirty deed. Hope you like!
Robert Langdon series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 43,826 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 7/13/2005
An Everlasting Love by farelaguerra reviews
It was supposed to be everlasting. Jesse had thought that Winnie was dead, but it was just the opposite. She drank from the spring they could be together. There was just one problem: she can't remember him.
Tuck Everlasting - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,292 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 10/11/2004
Pirates Of The Caribbean: Barbossa's Revenge by LegolasLover2003 reviews
NOT-CANON! Two years after The Curse Of The Black Pearl, Will Turner and Elizabeth are married. But, a new threat rears it's ugly head and it's up to Jack Sparrow to help Will out again. An old enemy has returned and is out for revenge!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,444 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/29/2007 - Published: 5/31/2003 - Will T., Capt. Jack Sparrow
Not Even Human by oi-oi-oi reviews
Once upon a time, in a land not too far away, a man with scissors for hands was found by a group of children. Finished.
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,503 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 7/11/2004 - Complete
Whose line POTC style! by Snowpixie81 reviews
What the title says. It's whose line is it anyway, with the cast from Pirates of the Caribbean. Should be enjoyable, watching your favorite characters playing the game. Please R & R.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,485 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 1/8/2005 - Complete
Back with a Vengeance by Annabel the Scribe reviews
In which Silas manages a miraculous rise from the dead, the Bishop reflects and there is a large amount of gore and violence. [TEMPORARILY ON HOLD]
Robert Langdon series - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,244 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 4/4/2006
The Raven Call by raventeller reviews
Raven is a weird girl. Well, to everybody. But one day, she wanders up to the castle, and finds Edward. And suddenly her world turns upside down.
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,638 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 11/14/2004
Do You Think This Happens Every Day? by Emachinescat reviews
"Death cannot stop true can only delay it for a while." My name is Westley, and I very recently almost lost everything worth living for. Have a seat, relax, and I'll tell you my story-the story of Buttercup, the Princess Bride.
Princess Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,591 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Complete
The Daughter Yet to Be by Jeune Ecrivain reviews
A girl with a remarkable resemblance to Lana Lang appears as if out of nowhere in the Kawatche caves one night. The Kents soon find out that the circumstances of her presence in presentday Kansas is so bizarre it could only happen in Smallville. UPDATE
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,981 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/9/2006 - Published: 11/14/2004 - Clark K./Superman, Lana L./Valkyrie
The Depth's Of A Soul by KatrinaKaiba reviews
Everyone remembers and talks about Captain Jack Sparrow as being the most infamous pirate captain to ever sail since Davy Jones himself. But what would happen if they knew the whole man beind the adorned hair, charming smile, and drunken swagger?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/10/2005 - Published: 9/23/2005
Corporal Mortification by Angelica Albina reviews
A poem about Silas and one of his corporal mortification sessions in which he believes he has angelic visions...
Robert Langdon series - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2005
The Little Princess by BookRose reviews
Belle and her prince are enjoying married life when the appearance of his greedy uncle and his uncle's snobby wife create conflict and obstacles. But Belle finds out she's pregnant and there begins the story of their little princess. Sorry but ON HIATUS!
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,569 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/11/2005 - Published: 12/22/2004
Welcome home, Sam by ellina HOPE reviews
BENNY AND JOON A happy little story of Joon and Sam's life about six years after the movie. They have a daughter now. Edited and Revised
Benny and Joon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Updated: 6/1/2005 - Published: 9/16/2003 - Complete
Shawn's mistake by starbuck73 reviews
Shawn makes the biggest mistake of his life–right before Angela is due to have their baby. Read & review.
Boy Meets World - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/16/2005 - Published: 3/24/2005
Neverland by KatrinaKaiba reviews
Complete my lovely mates!
Finding Neverland - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,064 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/23/2005 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Complete
Tear Drops and Rose Petals by Honour Huston reviews
COMPLETE! Belle and the Beast may have cheated death, but what else does fate have in store for them? Will they live Happily Ever After? Read and find out!
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,115 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/22/2005 - Published: 12/20/2004 - Complete
Mirror Image by Nova-chan reviews
Eric has a lot in common with his new it morally reprehensible to be in love with someone who could be your twin? Plus, Corey tries to find out who gave Topanga and Shawn food poisoning.
Boy Meets World - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,791 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/8/2005 - Published: 12/31/2004
A Series Of Unfortunate Songfics! by Rosemary Parkinsons reviews
Popular songs, only messed around so they are Series of Unfortunate Events-ish! Read and Review, please! CHAPTER 3 UP! Yayness!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/15/2005 - Published: 10/16/2004
A Man of Stature by TrudiRose reviews
This is a sequel to my story "Just Rewards." But you don't have to read that story to read this one. It's the story of what happens to Gaston under the Enchantress' curse. COMPLETE!
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,558 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/18/2005 - Published: 9/23/2004 - Gaston - Complete
Harry Potter And The Pink Bunny by Silk644 reviews
Improved version of the first book. Plain parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2005 - Harry P.
A Childs Cry by captainme reviews
When someone that both Jack and Ana Maria loved dies, why does Jack get the blame, and will either of them be able to get over it and see the truth behind the lies? JackAna. R&R{complete}
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,930 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/1/2005 - Published: 9/1/2004 - Complete
Winnie Foster Tuck: Everlasting by Asparaga reviews
This is what I think might have happpened if Winnie drank the water. It's based on the book, where when Winnie met Jesse she was 10 years old. This is my first fanfiction, so please review! Oh, and a leetle bit of adventure...but I don't think ENOUGH to p
Tuck Everlasting - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,258 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/23/2004 - Published: 3/20/2004
The Peasant and The Pea by Onigiri49 reviews
The Princess and The Pea written differently and from the princess's point of view. But is she really a princess? Read to find out!
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2004 - Complete
A series of Unfortunate events online by Ed the giant Racoon reviews
The Characters in ASOUE all have computrs! See how they would cope talking to each other by e-mail!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2004
Estranged by TrashBinSouvenir reviews
Clark is having some trouble with kids on the playground for sitting out. Some bullies think it's a good idea to bring Clark into a wooded area near the school one that happens to be a meteor site.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,152 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2004 - Clark K./Superman - Complete
Lillies in the garden by raventeller reviews
Edward has been alone for more than 90 years, still beautiful and special. Until one day, the 14 year old great-grand daughter of Kim runs as far as she can from the orphanage, but as far as she can run is to Edward.
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,942 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/6/2004 - Published: 6/6/2004
Second Chance by TrudiRose reviews
Things aren't always what they seem. Oneshot.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/16/2004 - Complete
Bestial Nature by Jess J reviews
Yet Belle, lovely, trapped Belle, gave him a spark of hope. Perhaps, perhaps he could indeed change, perhaps she could save him from himself.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2004
A New Life by wasuchick2312 reviews
Cory, Topanga, Shawn and Eric move to New York. The house isn't the greatest and everyone starts getting on each others nerves. Topanga get pregnant, but whos the father? please read and review!
Boy Meets World - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2004
Surprised? by Ed-Wood reviews
Benny and Joon! It's set a few months after the film, and mostly centred on Sam, Ruthy and Joon sorry Benny fans ....who are we kidding? You are all SAM and Johnny Depp FANS! Thanks.
Benny and Joon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,042 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/16/2004 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Complete
Aladdin's Fantastic Journies by Mugenmidget reviews
A mystery that takes the way you know Aladdin, twists it around, throws it in the garbage, sets it on fire, and creates a better, faster, stronger Aladdin with more commas than you can shake a fist at, you dig?
Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/26/2004
Changes by TrudiRose reviews
One-shot: Belle and her Prince adjust to life after the transformation.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 58 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Belle, Beast/Prince - Complete
Odd Tuck Everlasting Fic by Ravensmyst reviews
A very odd fic I wrote with my brother... R&R, you might find it amusing...or slightly disturbing...
Tuck Everlasting - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/20/2004 - Published: 10/6/2003
Quin by cykelvester reviews
A Dæmon is born
His Dark Materials - Rated: K - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/8/2004
Just Rewards by TrudiRose reviews
Belle doesn't get out of the cellar in time, and Gaston concocts a new plan involving the Beast.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,209 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/1/2004 - Complete
Bubblechubbies the true story by Kiwi05 reviews
Changes the names of the Telletubbies! Tubby Bashing! What fun! Ch.1&2 kinda boring, 3 & 4 better!
Teletubbies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 4/17/2004 - Published: 4/17/2003
Joon Rose by SnuffyLives88 reviews
(Benny & Joon) One day, Sam decides to make something for Joon. Short and sweet, and chock full of darling Sam.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2004
Agrabah's Best by bluefa1ry reviews
Aladdin always thought he and Abu were Agrabah's best theives-then he met Jesminder, a street mouse. Al knows theres more to her than what he can see. Problem: She cant stand him and shes hiding something. What If Fic!
Aladdin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,679 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/19/2004 - Published: 2/22/2004
Titles Must Die by Captain Black Rum reviews
Welcome to Tsukasa's underground porcupine farm! OMG! Yusuke killed Sanosuke's giraffe! And Kenshin called Kagome stupid! GASP! Oh, and Inuyasha's dead again.
Anime X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/16/2004
Tangled by Louisa Lacourten reviews
Tarzan and Jane finally find one another intimately. Unexpected humor and tenderness. Please R&R
Tarzan - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,269 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/31/2004
Substitute Teacher by Dreamality reviews
Your teacher is out sick, and guess who your substitute teacher is? Why, none other than Captain Jack Sparrow, of course! Didn't you know he has a teaching degree?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2004
The Very Secret Diary of Count Olaf by Crushed Tin Box reviews
In his researching of the Baudelaire case, Lemony Snicket has discovered portions of Count Olafs very secret diary...
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/21/2003
Yours, Mine, and Theirs by Agent R reviews
FINISHED! Angela becomes pregnant, and a few days later, Topanga follows. Now Cory and Shawn (who're all sharing the same apartment) must prepare their wives, as well as themselves for the blessed upcoming events. Please read and review.
Boy Meets World - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,522 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/1/2003 - Published: 11/1/2003
Queer Eye for the Snape Guy by ShagsTheDustmop reviews
COMPLETE! - The Fab 5 have come to Hogwarts to give Snape a much needed makeover. Will Harry, Ron, and Hermione live to regret this prank? Not to be confused with Cyane Snape's later, independent story with the same title.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,571 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/19/2003 - Published: 8/27/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Recently Discovered Secret Diaries of POTC by Earenduriel reviews
Let's see...there will be diaries from Will, Elizabeth, Jack...and who knows who else. There will be a lot of comedy, some action, etc. etc. a little bit of everything
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,988 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/9/2003 - Published: 8/8/2003
The Makeover by Elalipa reviews
The Fellowship and company get a makeover: Aragon takes a bath, Gollum uses hair tonic and takes English classes, the Ring get vandalised... WHAT DID LEGOLAS DO TO HIS HAIR? Chapter 6: Personal Slave, Faithful Dog
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,982 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 10/13/2003 - Published: 4/2/2003
The Witches by J SiMas reviews
The Witches by Roald Dahl...Where did the witches come from? Please R&R
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2003
Say What? by Almeida24T reviews
Sadley this is the last chapter, if anyone would like me to keep going please let me know in reviews. thanksJack, Will, and Elizabeth offer a commentary about certian life events. Please R+R
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/13/2003 - Published: 8/1/2003
All Fall Down by Cre8tvWrtr reviews
*Story Complete*Angela’s father invites her to Europe, but an accident will chang her life forever. Angela's Ashes Remix
Boy Meets World - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,027 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/25/2003 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Complete
Captain's log by darkdancer reviews
The Captain's Log of Captain Jack Sparrow. What else do you need to say?No pairing. It's PG-13, but it's Jack so what do you expect? All spelling and grammer mistakes are intentional. (He's a pirate! not a scribe)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/15/2003 - Published: 7/14/2003
Good Things Are Yet to Come by Jenna3 reviews
Ever wondered how Tulio and Miguel met and how they became crooks? Well, you'll have to read to find out. *Re-edited. Back and better than ever! Also easier to read and no typos.*
Road to Eldorado - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,230 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2003
This is how it should be by Pinkfluffyrockandroll14 reviews
Alternate ending to "Exodus" Clark doesn't leave like he did in the episode. He tells Lana his secret and Martha's baby returns. Coming up- The birth of the baby
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,429 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/16/2003 - Published: 5/22/2003
The Road to The Future? by Jenna3 reviews
After being sucked into a time portal, The gang are flung into 2003 and seperated. Tulio and Chel end up in Texas with Jenna while Miguel and Altivo end up in Rhode Island with Coralee. The girls then decide that they have to get them to Toontown, CA.
Road to Eldorado - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,129 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/17/2003 - Published: 4/8/2003
Family by Cath4 reviews
Topanga gets pregnant and is afraid to tell Corey...In this story Angela and Shawn are still together...they were broken up at the end of the show right? Oh...maybe they weren't...I dunno, just read.
Boy Meets World - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 3/6/2003 - Published: 12/25/2002
A Smallville Christmas Carol by Sway2 reviews
Its Christmas at Smallville, Chloe's acting a bit Crazed. CHLEX
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,944 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/16/2002 - Published: 12/4/2002
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas by Jenna3 reviews
Miguel gets help from a stranger to get him into the happy spirit of Christmas. *RETYPED DUE TO SEVERAL MISTAKES!!!!*
Road to Eldorado - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/14/2002
Two Con Men and a Baby by Jenna3 reviews
Miguel finds a baby stranded with only a note from the mother, stating that she'll return. In the meantime, the boys learn the hectic lives of parethood. *COMPLETED!!!!! I'm lovin' the positive feedback guys! Keep it up!*
Road to Eldorado - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,286 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/13/2002 - Published: 9/14/2002 - Complete
A Place to Belong by karen1 reviews
Chocolat fic. Roux's POV during the fire. please rxr!
Chocolat - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2002
Get Back by Spoon Luv reviews
In a mysterious blast, Jafar is transported to 2002, and it's up to Iago to rescue him! *COMPLETE!* R/R Pleeze!
Aladdin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,430 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 8/22/2002 - Published: 8/12/2002 - Complete
Diary of Marie Therese Queen of France by VampireJesseReeves reviews
the man in the iron mask fanfiction. The diary of Louis' wife, Marie Therese.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2002
The Best Christmas Gift Possible by OhSoSheWrites reviews
Clark's first Christmas with the Kents.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2001 - Martha K., Clark K./Superman - Complete
My two Fathers by chocoholic1 reviews
Hiya, this is my 'man in the iron mask' fanfic. Even if u watched the film and hated it then u have to read it. And if u read it then u have to REVIEW! Y'KNOW THAT LITTLE BOX AT THE BOTTOM?! K, calm down. Scrap that, even if u HAVEN'T seen the movie, read
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/21/2001
Hey Arnold on Whose Line is it Anyway? by PhoenixSpirit001 reviews
What is sounds like! R&R please, my first fic!
Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 2/8/2001 - Published: 2/1/2001
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POTC Whose Line is it Anyway? reviews
Whose Line is it Anyway with the POTC characters. N'ough said. :D
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Complete
I Just Wanted to be Thin reviews
Ever wonder what happened to Jodi after the episode Craving, when she went to the hospital? What would happen if her body couldn't get enough fuel? What if she just kept getting thinner? PLEASE R&R! Creepiness warning. You know you love it. [one shot]
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Complete
Freaky and the Geek reviews
A pardoy of the song Beauty and the Beast. Pretty much exlapins itself. Short and sweet. Hope you like it. Please R&R!
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Complete
Rejection reviews
A poem on Clark's inner feelings at Lana's rejection. Written alternatly in groups of 4 and 8 lines. sets of 8 are meant to be read as if it's actually 4 lines, just seperated. You know, each 2 lines are supposed to be just one? it ryhmes that way. Enjoy!
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Clark K./Superman, Lana L./Valkyrie - Complete
The Very Secret Diaries of Captain Jack Sparrow reviews
What was Jack really thinking during the movie? And beyond? Find out in the long lost, newly recovered and restored diary of Captain Jack Sparrow! [Rated for swears and some suggestive language. PIRATE!] Better summary inside. Pleaee R&R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,784 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Complete
Books He Hates reviews
Fahrenheit 451 fic! Just a little poem i wrote about Beatty's feelings and stand in the novel. Better than it sounds. PLEASE R&R!
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Complete
Pirate's of the Caribbean: The Sequel reviews
After Jack escapes, Will and Elizabeth get married and have two children a boy and a girl. But their little lady wants to take after her father and become a blacksmith! When Jack returns, he's in for one big surprise! Jack FINALLY comes in chapter 8
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,519 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/11/2005 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Complete
A Fathers Happiness reviews
YEAH CLANA! (Well, mostly Clark) Clark and Lana are married and have a baby girl. See what happens when Clark wakes up with the baby in the middle of the night. Warning: extreme cuteness may cause brain damage. PLEASE R&R! (one-shot fic)
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2004 - Complete
Dear Jesse reviews
This is a little one-shot fic about what i think Winnie would have written in a letter she left for Jesse to find after she died. (I always feel so bad when he finds out Winnie's gone.) my first serious fic. Please R&R!
Tuck Everlasting - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/7/2004 - Complete