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Author has written 5 stories for Naruto.

Heya! I'm a big fat Narutard who also likes Pokemon, Warrior Cats, and DRAMAtical Murder. Smut and gore friendly.

Suigetsu and Hidan are my favorite characters out of all favorite characters. Swords and scythes, baby. I also ship them, both as a brotp and otp honestly. (think about it... Two sassy, bloodthirsty boys with foul mouths and a penchant for massive weapons. It's basically canon)
I ship Ino with virtually everyone. MultiSaku? Nah, multiIno is where it's at, bitches. She and Tenten don't get enough love.

My favorite ships are Hidan X Ino, Hidan X Suigetsu, Suigetsu X Tenten, Kakashi X Hidan, Shikamaru X Neji, Anko X Kakashi, and TONS more weird and extremely rare pairs. I have lots of favorite characters, but at the top of the list are Suigetsu, Hidan, and Ino from Naruto, Mapleshade from Warriors, Hilda from Pokemon, and Sly Blue and Mizuki from DRAMAtical Murder.

I'm one of those people who start 3 billion stories at the same time. Don't worry, I always finish them. Eventually. What can I say? I'm just bursting with ideas...and ships. ;)

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Parched by Don'tChaseWhat'sGone reviews
Ambitions written off as cruel failures, Suigetsu is close to accepting life as a lowly subordinate. A place that is not home, the Leaf could be a last resort to inner peace. Maybe come across a few who understand what self-worth means, and if he's lucky, someone who can see past the flaws of a man who hates himself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,756 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 7/15/2016 - [Suigetsu H., Tenten] Team Hawk
Unlikely Pair by B.Simone reviews
In between Naruto Shippuden and Boruto, we follow the journey of an unlikely Pair, Tenten and Kakashi! Kakaten tentenxkakashi other pairings
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,050 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 4/21 - Kakashi H., Tenten
Deidara Grounded : Revised by seraserastuff reviews
Deidara is held captive by Team Kakashi and Gai. Matters are complicated by the Akatsuki and the angered Sand Village. Hurt/comfort, angst, humour. Noncon warning for ch3 (hurt element from oc's, comfort from team kakashi).
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,673 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/1 - Kakashi H., Deidara, Hidan
Marrow by DeGlace reviews
Kimimaro x Sakura. Because some things you feel in your bones.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 131,539 - Reviews: 2170 - Favs: 2,272 - Follows: 2,020 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 7/16/2006 - [Kimimaro K., Sakura H.]
Killing Time by Keirra reviews
The object of her attention had finally made his move, prowling across the bar toward her with a predatory glint in his eyes. If only he knew that in this case, he was the canary, she the cat, and tonight she was on the prowl. Hidan x Ino
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,396 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/5 - [Ino Y., Hidan]
Psychosanity by miruutan reviews
She was always a strong-willed person, but what happens when Ino is pushed over the edge? What happens when Shikamaru discovers he can't touch her anymore? Rape!fic. ShikaIno. Insane!Ino.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,576 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 10/6/2016 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N.
Brotherly by LovelyKouga reviews
Sans/Reader smut, with one-sided Sans/Papyrus/Reader. Reader is female. You've been without contact with another person for far too long, how will you react when innocent horseplay on movie night threatens to tip you over the edge?
Undertale - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,394 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 2/29/2016 - Published: 11/2/2015 - Sans, Papyrus, Frisk - Complete
The Meaning of Flowers by singingsin reviews
Ino has always gone for the badass, mysterious type and she always gets burned. Sai falls into that catagory completely, but does that mean he'll burn Ino too? Rated M for sexy time! enjoy, and let me know your thoughts!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,610 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/11/2016 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Sai, Ino Y.
Uneasy coexistence by DeGlace reviews
One grinning shark–man. One pink–haired medic. Ankles. Teeth. Kisame x Sakura. Yes, you read that right.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 70,111 - Reviews: 1115 - Favs: 1,628 - Follows: 1,110 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 7/9/2006 - [Kisame H., Sakura H.] - Complete
Impending Sacrifice by VKLW reviews
Kakuzu is given an impossible chance to be returned to life, unfortunately, he needs Hidan to do it. The Zombie Brothers find a way to revive each other, and now that they are alive...Jashin will be thanked with many a sacrifice. Starting with the people who "killed" them. Multiple POV
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,305 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/18/2015 - Published: 8/28/2014 - Ino Y., Hidan, Kakuzu
Monomoth by Ohtze reviews
Everything ends, eventually. Eight years after the war, Sakura's unhinged and Sasuke's obsessed. The fields are filled with corpses. AUish, Sakura-centric.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,324 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 1,269 - Updated: 7/14/2015 - Published: 10/19/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] OC, Hanabi H.
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,415 - Reviews: 1420 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 1/1/2008
Dog Daze by raycatdo reviews
After her father's death, Ino marries Shikamaru to appease her distraught mother. Ino gives up her title as a kunoichi and descends into the monotonous life of a housewife. Kiba Inuzuka has been living the single life ever since an ex girlfriend broke his heart into pieces. When his ex returns, he begins to feel the attraction that had pulled him in the first time.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,789 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/9/2015 - Published: 2/15/2014 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N., Kiba I., Temari
Dangerous by TK Grimm reviews
[HidaInoKaku] [One-Shot] Companionship is, interestingly enough, what keeps people from going completely over the edge. When the strangest, purest twist of love is added, the bond is unbreakable.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,029 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/22/2014 - [Hidan, Ino Y., Kakuzu] - Complete
Make Her Squeal by Marquise de Nile reviews
A jealous girlfriend makes an inventive lover, as Ino finds out. SakuIno, yuri, lemon, light bondage. Request fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,591 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/3/2014 - [Sakura H., Ino Y.] - Complete
Kunoichi Files by Marquise de Nile reviews
Two best friends, Ino and Sakura, explore their feminine side by the way of sensual encounters with various males. Done: Sai, Shikamaru, Chouji, Gaara, Kankuro. Romance/Friendship/Humor, long chapters. Warning for Lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,907 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Ino Y., Sakura H., Gaara, Kankuro
Eschaton Incarnate by Team Miriku reviews
Ambushed on their way back to Konoha, Sakura and Ino are taken captive by Kabuto and an Akatsuki member they thought was long dead and buried.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,028 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012 - [Ino Y., Hidan] Sakura H.
Scorpio: The Blood Saga by sadistic dreamkiller reviews
"Pain? You think that's love?" Itachi brusquely asked Konan. "Do you even know what that means?" —Part 8: Veins of Fire—
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,170 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Itachi U., Konan
Revenge is Sweet by Bibs San reviews
One-shot, HidaIno. Rated M for extremly explicit content and gore. Ino is captured by Hidan. What does he plan on doing to her?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Hidan, Ino Y. - Complete
Narcotic by Volpone reviews
Taken for pleasure; can become powerfully addictive. Akatsuki. Sakura. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,429 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Ball and Chain by firefly reviews
The first two months of marriage are always the hardest, especially when your wife seems dead set on giving you a nervous breakdown and possibly smothering you in your sleep. Ino. Sasuke. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,972 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 57 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Ino Y., Sasuke U. - Complete
Consequence by YFate reviews
Captured by Akatsuki, Ino's forced to pretend to cooperate with the criminal organization. Surrounded by nut jobs, how's a girl to keep her sanity? Much less her convictions…
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,005 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Ino Y., Akatsuki
Via Media by DeGlace reviews
"I bet you're a vegetarian," said Temari, and she plucked at a nearby plant. "Here's a leaf for you, try not to choke." It all went downhill from there... One road. Two bunkhouses. Three weeks of border patrol. Neji x Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,538 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 3/27/2008 - [Neji H., Temari] - Complete
Butchery & Happiness by JACinthebox reviews
When 23 year old Sadako is sent on the wrong mission by mistake, she is hunted down by the Akatsuki. But when your shortest, slowest, and weakest of Jounin, what are you to do? Kisame x OC I'm BACK!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 47,821 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Take It or Leave It by kc-archive reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2488 - Favs: 2,965 - Follows: 1,747 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Doing Good by sinemoras09 reviews
Three times where the Akatsuki are less than villainous. Itachi, Deidara, others. Crack. Gen. No spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Akatsuki, Itachi U. - Complete
What the heck is wrong with the Akatsuki? by TeenageNeko reviews
The Akatsuki are acting strange, and poor Itachi isn't getting out without a mental scar. CRACK FIC SO MUCH CRACK IT'LL MAKE YOUR EYES BURN!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Itachi's Lover by TheOpening reviews
Who was Itachi's lover?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Itachi U. - Complete
Four Times by sinemoras09 reviews
These are the things that happen in one night. Itachi x Konan. Spoilers for chapter 401.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Itachi U., Konan - Complete
Sympathy Pains by Xipholynx reviews
She mind switched with him. It was then that Hidan learned the true meaning of pain. Ino/Hidan. One Shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Ino Y., Hidan - Complete
Project Akatsuki by adAprilShower reviews
A series of crack fics about the lives of the 'evil' organization Akatsuki. Co written with my brother. No homophobes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,412 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 6/3/2008
Magnetized by Aelibia reviews
A lab experiment goes wrong, leaving Sakura a sex-crazed fiend. Determined to find a cure, she stalks the Akatsuki HQ looking for a way to alleviate her unexpected problem. Beware this plotless filth, oh innocent browser. Your life will never be the same.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,365 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
100 Ways Akatsuki is Better Than You by Aeon Summoner Yuna reviews
There will be 100 drabbles of Akatsuki in this because I said so. The ones that are yaoi, genderbending, Mrated, or whatever will be labeled as such so NO WHINING. ON HIATUS. MY NARUTO MUSE IS ON VACAY, SORRY.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,805 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
I Noticed by Robot Heart reviews
HidanXIno Ino was dwelling on Asuma's death while in the real world everything was going on. Mild rape but it's still rape... Hence, the M ratedness. Title doesn't have much to do with the story only a bit.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Ino Y., Hidan - Complete
The Konan and the Pein by Aeon Summoner Yuna reviews
Pein and Konan's quest to TRY AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD. Well, they're attempting to anyway. Starring PEIN, KONAN, ITACHI, OROCHIMARU, KISAME, ZETSU, SASORI, DEIDARA, TOBI!MADARA, KAKUZU, and HIDAN. Let the pile of crack and evilness begin!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,319 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Konan, Pain/Pein
Pein and Konan: The way things are by Secret Sheik reviews
He is cold and impassive. She is uncertain of his true feelings. What will happen between them in these silent nights? Pein/Konan, slight OTD.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,557 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Bitter Love by Psychotic Deity reviews
When Tenten came to, Hidan was holding her butt cheek and looking delicious.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Hidan, Tenten - Complete
50 Things Hyuuga Neji is Not Allowed to Do by Emerald707 reviews
In which, is fifty things Hyuuga Neji is no longer allowed to do. Crack!fic, warning of randomness, and humorous traces of yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Neji H. - Complete
Captivator by melancholy.LOVER reviews
What happens when Sakura and Deidara are locked within the same bathroom? Fighting, arguing, annoying each other and wait! Having... Sex? ONESHOT! LEMON UP AHEAD! Deidara x Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Wretched by kc-archive reviews
Pyramid Head & Maria. Understanding his rather disabling predicament was one thing, but thinking that he was now under her jurisdiction was another entirely. She duly deserved to be eaten alive for it.
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,370 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Pyramid Head, Maria - Complete
That Technique by Archica reviews
[Hidan x Ino] Ino volunteered to keep Hidan busy for the others. What if she had gotten her chance?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Hidan, Ino Y. - Complete
Rosemary For Remembrance by Sintari reviews
Hyuga is a house with many rooms. A Neji & Hinata centered fic. Expect madness, love, sex, and murder. This is the story of two lives and as such the parings will change. NaruHina, NejiHina. COMPLETE. Part One of the Invictus Arc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,119 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 10/18/2005 - Published: 1/11/2005 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
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Gash reviews
The deepest wounds take the longest time to heal. Sometimes, they fester. Their relationship feels like a kunai in Ino's chest, pushed a fraction deeper every time they meet. Hidan is the kunai. Contrition is the pain. Ino fears that this gash will leave a hideous scar.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,931 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 4/11 - [Ino Y., Hidan]
Purple Flowers and Crimson Clouds reviews
Kakuzu wants to sell her to a brothel. Hidan wants to keep her for himself. And Pain thinks she'd be useful for...relieving stress. What if, during team 10's fight with the Zombie Combo, Yamanaka Ino is kidnapped? Akatsuki X Ino and Shikamaru X Ino. Porn with a plot. (ACCEPTING IDEAS/REQUESTS FOR SCENES!)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,848 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/30 - [Ino Y., Shikamaru N.] Akatsuki
Internecine reviews
Suigetsu and Hidan. Two bloodthirsty shinobi with a penchant for mayhem, mischief, and massive weapons. This is what happens when blood mixes with water.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,864 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 3/3 - [Hidan, Suigetsu H.]
Nicknames reviews
From the moment Suigetsu and Hidan had first met, nicknames – epithets, really, and quite insulting ones at that – had been a major factor in their constant bantering. ""Motherfucker" isn't a nickname, Hidan," Suigetsu points out. "It is 'cause you are one," Hidan retorts. Suigetsu purses his lips at this.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22 - Hidan, Suigetsu H.
Bite Me reviews
Sasuke could recall two occasions in which he'd told Suigetsu to bite him. One was simply a retort in response to the mist ninja's jibe about him being 'soft' for his decision to spare an enemy. Clearly, it was flippant, and Suigetsu would have promptly received an electrified kusanagi to the gut had he made any moves to comply – jokingly or not. And as for the other occasion?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19 - [Sasuke U., Suigetsu H.] - Complete