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All of Me by angelfan5589 reviews
Orphaned at five years old, Sakura is taken in by Pein and grows up with the Akatsuki, there she meets Itachi. In the years that follow, the two Shinobi start to realize their growing feelings for each other by overcoming obstacles and deceptions. But as war rages, Itachi will ultimately have to choose between a life with Sakura and death by Sasuke's hands. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 74,200 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Warriors Mating Series by FoxInSleight reviews
A collection of mating stories based upon cats from the Warriors series. Submission form available at the end of chapter 1! For now only accepting canon cats.
Warriors - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,418 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 6/2/2011
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,296 - Reviews: 1277 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2008
Ricochet by Nukumi reviews
Sometimes what pulls you in also pushes you away. TenNejIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 107,875 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Neji H., Ino Y.
Mato by MurderJuice reviews
Itachi had finally convinced his parents to let him babysit Sasuke. His mistake. Rated T for my little cussing problem. Happy birthday, Cayla.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dear Diary by Dana-Eliza reviews
Deidara gets to know the other members of Akatsuki and writes about it in his diary. Crack fic. Plotless, don't go look for one. Cover belongs to DeidaraLittleMonster. If this story ever reach a thousand reviews, and I don't expect it to, then that person will get a personal crack fic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 67,335 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Deidara, Akatsuki, Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Scorpio: The Blood Saga by sadistic dreamkiller reviews
"Pain? You think that's love?" Itachi brusquely asked Konan. "Do you even know what that means?" —Part 8: Veins of Fire—
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,170 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Itachi U., Konan
Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting by odmonkey reviews
"It would have been difficult to say who was more unpleasantly surprised, Haruno Sakura or the five members of the Akatsuki, when she walked into the back-end of nowhere bar". Filthy words and sexy talk are all part of a day's work for the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,804 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 1,400 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Narcotic by Volpone reviews
Taken for pleasure; can become powerfully addictive. Akatsuki. Sakura. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,429 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
I Knew I Was Unlucky, But Really? by AkatsukiWinItachiSasoriDeidara reviews
What happens when the Akatsuki show up at my house while parents are away, and I am babysitting my sister? Oh, choas, humor, and romance for sure! I knew I was unlucky...but it was far worse than I could have imagined!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,340 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Akatsuki
Ball and Chain by firefly reviews
The first two months of marriage are always the hardest, especially when your wife seems dead set on giving you a nervous breakdown and possibly smothering you in your sleep. Ino. Sasuke. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,972 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Ino Y., Sasuke U. - Complete
Via Media by DeGlace reviews
"I bet you're a vegetarian," said Temari, and she plucked at a nearby plant. "Here's a leaf for you, try not to choke." It all went downhill from there... One road. Two bunkhouses. Three weeks of border patrol. Neji x Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,538 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Neji H., Temari - Complete
Eyes Turned Skywards by Bubblewrap Leech reviews
19. But, then again...
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,258 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Marshall Lee, Fionna - Complete
Darkness by Kaitie McDonahue reviews
Fang rapes Max? Continued / Finished by coolchick1616
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 77,136 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
The Wits & Woes of Miss Sakura Haruno by Orange Sherbet reviews
Itachi had a kunai at my throat, Hidan had my wrists, and Deidara was sitting on my thighs. And let's not forget the fact that they were all still topless. Pakkun, I don't think we're in Konoha anymore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,438 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Crack by Crazys by WatchingYou reviews
Strange Naruto crack storys by me and some by my friend. Great for your daily dose of crack fanfiction. -New chapter: 50th Chapter Award Show Special-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 47,367 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 7/5/2007
Adult Video by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
In an effort to uncover a streaker, Sakura goes undercover at an adult video store, and learns more about her fellow rookies than she would have preferred.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Butchery & Happiness by JACinthebox reviews
When 23 year old Sadako is sent on the wrong mission by mistake, she is hunted down by the Akatsuki. But when your shortest, slowest, and weakest of Jounin, what are you to do? Kisame x OC I'm BACK!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 47,821 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
The Growing Up Of Tigerstar by i am cat hear me roar reviews
Everyone knows Tigerstar is evil. Ever wondered why? A cruel father...a murdered love...Rated T for some content. Kit abuse...blood...death...
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,396 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Tigerstar
Take It or Leave It by kauzchen reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2442 - Favs: 2,748 - Follows: 1,660 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Doing Good by sinemoras09 reviews
Three times where the Akatsuki are less than villainous. Itachi, Deidara, others. Crack. Gen. No spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Akatsuki, Itachi U. - Complete
Uneasy coexistence by DeGlace reviews
One grinning shark–man. One pink–haired medic. Ankles. Teeth. Kisame x Sakura. Yes, you read that right.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,092 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Kisame H., Sakura H.
Itachi is Too Sexy by DeiDreamLOCK-IN reviews
Itachi realizes that he's just too sexy. Sheer humor. Rated T for nudity. Disclaimer- Any Naruto characters are not my own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
What the heck is wrong with the Akatsuki? by TeenageNeko reviews
The Akatsuki are acting strange, and poor Itachi isn't getting out without a mental scar. CRACK FIC SO MUCH CRACK IT'LL MAKE YOUR EYES BURN!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Itachi's Lover by TheOpening reviews
Who was Itachi's lover?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Itachi U. - Complete
Four Times by sinemoras09 reviews
These are the things that happen in one night. Itachi x Konan. Spoilers for chapter 401.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Itachi U., Konan - Complete
Akatsuki's Answering Machine by Secret Sheik reviews
This may be the feudal era, but Akatsuki needs an answering machine for all the calls they get. However, sometimes the answering machine can get pretty weird...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,982 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Akatsuki
Found by kauzchen reviews
Deidara & Sakura. He was peculiar and a little too observant for her tastes, but he was also alone, just like her, at the fault of this supercilious war. So she would dance with him, just until they could both forget how much they had lost.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,034 - Reviews: 1594 - Favs: 1,753 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Desperately by adAprilShower reviews
Sasuke is a model student. But little do his classmates know that behind the closed doors of his home is a living nightmare. When new student, Naruto, discovers Sasuke’s secret, will he be able to save Sasuke or drive him closer to the edge of insanity.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,196 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Project Akatsuki by adAprilShower reviews
A series of crack fics about the lives of the 'evil' organization Akatsuki. Co written with my brother. No homophobes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,412 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 6/3/2008
Trying by unkeptsecret reviews
After tragedy strikes the Hyuga clan, Neji and Hinata must try to find happiness together after Hinata's father traps them in a loveless marriage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,072 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Magnetized by Aelibia reviews
A lab experiment goes wrong, leaving Sakura a sex-crazed fiend. Determined to find a cure, she stalks the Akatsuki HQ looking for a way to alleviate her unexpected problem. Beware this plotless filth, oh innocent browser. Your life will never be the same.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,365 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
100 Ways Akatsuki is Better Than You by Aeon Summoner Yuna reviews
There will be 100 drabbles of Akatsuki in this because I said so. The ones that are yaoi, genderbending, Mrated, or whatever will be labeled as such so NO WHINING. ON HIATUS. MY NARUTO MUSE IS ON VACAY, SORRY.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,805 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
The Konan and the Pein by Aeon Summoner Yuna reviews
Pein and Konan's quest to TRY AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD. Well, they're attempting to anyway. Starring PEIN, KONAN, ITACHI, OROCHIMARU, KISAME, ZETSU, SASORI, DEIDARA, TOBI!MADARA, KAKUZU, and HIDAN. Let the pile of crack and evilness begin!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,319 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Konan, Pain/Pein
Style by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. An anguished Kisame found himself confessing his insecurities to Tobi, who nodded sympathetically as he trimmed the Mist-nin's split ends. Friendship. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Kisame H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Itachi's Bad Day by Moiya Hatake reviews
Oneshot - Itachi has a bad day and Kisame isn't much help. Itachi/Kisame. Humor.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Scales, Puppets, and Absolute Denial by FlightAngel reviews
In which Hidan, Itachi, and Deidara discuss their boyfriend's penises. Oneshot Crack-ish. Kakuhida Sasodei Kisaita
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Marrow by DeGlace reviews
Kimimaro x Sakura. Because some things reach bone–deep.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,343 - Reviews: 1254 - Favs: 1,369 - Follows: 1,121 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Kimimaro, Sakura H.
Pein and Konan: The way things are by Secret Sheik reviews
He is cold and impassive. She is uncertain of his true feelings. What will happen between them in these silent nights? Pein/Konan, slight OTD.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,557 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Bring it On Akatsuki! by x-EliteAssassin-x reviews
Crack Fic. Ever watched the Akatsuki cheerlead? Cause now is the time to Bring it ON! Crossdressing and Cheer song from 'Bring it on'.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Konan, Itachi U. - Complete
Immortality: Red, Black, And Blue by Eggman Oyu Castle reviews
Wave the flag of ItaSasu love! A series of ItaSasu one shots. Don't read if you don't like yaoi and incest and all that. Each chapter is rated. ItaSasu!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
50 Things Hyuuga Neji is Not Allowed to Do by Emerald707 reviews
In which, is fifty things Hyuuga Neji is no longer allowed to do. Crack!fic, warning of randomness, and humorous traces of yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Neji H. - Complete
Akatsuki at the Zoo by Mink Shindo reviews
Crack chronicles of the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Captivator by melancholy.LOVER reviews
What happens when Sakura and Deidara are locked within the same bathroom? Fighting, arguing, annoying each other and wait! Having... Sex? ONESHOT! LEMON UP AHEAD! Deidara x Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Wretched by kauzchen reviews
Pyramid Head & Maria. Understanding his rather disabling predicament was one thing, but thinking that he was now under her jurisdiction was another entirely. She duly deserved to be eaten alive for it.
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,370 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Pyramid Head, Maria - Complete
Akatsuki Leader by Yami White Rain reviews
[crack. oneshot.] The Akatsuki leader is Tenten?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Tenten - Complete
Little Green Leaf by Ninja Shen reviews
...Fine. If you wanna die so bad, it's your call. But you gotta prove to me you're worth the effort. I'll let you fight my sister... but first, you gotta get through ME. Kankuro x Tenten [finished]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,591 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Kankuro, Tenten - Complete
Rosemary For Remembrance by Sintari reviews
Hyuga is a house with many rooms. A Neji & Hinata centered fic. Expect madness, love, sex, and murder. This is the story of two lives and as such the parings will change. NaruHina, NejiHina. COMPLETE. Part One of the Invictus Arc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,119 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 10/18/2005 - Published: 1/11/2005 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
The Beauty of Impermanence by Gigabomb reviews
Deidara x Sasuke, Sasori x Deidara mentioned. Deidara finds tolerating his partner's temporary replacement something of a trial.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/16/2005 - Deidara, Sasuke U. - Complete