SiriousB1
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Joined 04-12-03, id: 368555
Author has written 40 stories for Yu Yu Hakusho, Fushigi Yuugi, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Fanfiction Poetry, Lord of the Rings, Inuyasha, Harry Potter, Misc. Movies, Hellsing, Artemis Fowl, Chobits, Greek Mythology, Trigun, and Saiyuki.

I have an account on www.mediaminer.org under the same pen name with more anime fanfiction that has been removed from this site by pitiful mortal reviewers who have nothing better to do than to shred an author's favorite works to pieces by reporting abuse that is nonexistant. Not that I'm angry or anything...Anyway, feel free to go there and look me up.

College applications are KILLING ME. I haven't been on in a while, and I probably won't for even longer...sorry guys :-(

Contact me sometime...you know I love you all.
YIM: SiriousB1
AIM: AddictedToLife42

I guess, seen as how this is a "bio", I should include some info...

Shampoo and Body Soap:Herbal Essences Cocoa Mango and Dial
Fun and Exciting Random Fact: Cherubs = 3
Something that I want Really Badly, but Cannot Afford: Plane ticket to Houston
Most Recent Dyslexic Fun: none currently...
Favorite Poems: "The Butterfly" by Pavel Friedman; "Johan" by Alice Walker; "My Sweet Old Et Cetera" by e.e. cummings
What I Should be Doing now, But aren't: College applications
Most Recent Movie I Watched: some random thing in my science class
Currently Reading: King Lear by Shakespeare
New Stories: none
Most Annoying Thing Right Now: College apps
Biggest Current Stress: College Apps
Most Interesting Thing in my Room At This Moment: Victoria Secret bag lol
Current Music: none
Final Thoughts to Leave you With: If you love theatre, GO TO NHSI CHERUBS!!

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Happy Ever After? by Bluebell the Troll reviews
The poor woodcutter rescues the princess from the dragon...but what next? By tradition, he has to marry the princess and rule his half of the kingdom. What do woodcutters know about ruling kingdoms? R&R, please. Oneshot, but I might write something lo
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/23/2005
Unjust Justice by AppleCiderVinegar reviews
The Human World’s homophobia has gotten the best of them, and they've killed almost half of the world's homosexuals. Hiei and Kurama have been caught in the middle of this horror. Will they stop this, before the rest die, or will they too be killed?
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/11/2004
But I Don't by Pip3 reviews
Harry deals with his pain in an unhealthy way while somebody watches over him. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Most Unnatural by quitesirius reviews
(Very) short story in which Remus Lupin and Arthur Weasley come across something most unnatural.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2004 - Remus L.
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Move On, Samwise reviews
A poem regarding Sam's final thoughts as Frodo departs for the Grey Havens and beyond.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Samwise G., Frodo B. - Complete
The Diary of Argus Filch reviews
Argus Filch moves in and out of scenes in the Harry Potter series, but never is he seen at his best...er, worst. Enter a day in the life of everybody's favorite caretaker and discover his loves, hates, and future plans for student torture. Comedic interp.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Argus F. - Complete
Draco's XVIII reviews
A parody to Shakespeare's XVIII sonnet, that is, Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? This sonnet regards a lover's view of Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Draco M. - Complete
Listen to the Wind reviews
A message to all those who are forced to hide their emotions from the world. Written in a series of haikus, a tale of a Christmas night. HK
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2004 - Hiei, Kurama M. - Complete
The Cat's Meow reviews
The town of May has some major problems: dead civilians are popping up everywhere and its only hope is the Humanoid Typhoon. But soon the tables are turned, and Vash becomes an ideal suspect for the murders. There is more to this case than meets the eye..
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,506 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/21/2004 - Published: 6/26/2004
Killing Mrs Norris reviews
Chapter 4 is up Rated for language. It seems that nothing can stop the cats and dogs from fighting until... Also, it is the dreaded Singing Curse! Beware the singing of songs in a terrible manner! Cover your ears and head on over to Dumbledore's office!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,004 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 5/18/2003
Don't Burst My Bubble reviews
When you're a teenager, being loved by your parents is one of the last things on your mind. So why is Draco taking homelife so badly? Snape finds a journal entry included in one of Draco's homework assignments and briefly looks back at his own childhood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2004 - Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Hellsing Advice reviews
Running a multimillion dollar assassination business isn't everything...especially when you're assassinating vampires! If this is the case, why is it so hard to believe that the characters of Hellsing are in need of some mental help? Back by demand.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,313 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/24/2004 - Published: 7/6/2004
Let the Sky Fall reviews
Aragorn is stationed in Rohan and is having doubts about his loyalty to Arwen. Eowyn is there for him, but he knows that he cannot betray his lover. A sonfic to If You Still Believe from Legend of Dragoon, this story is about finding faith in yourself.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Aragorn, Arwen U. - Complete
Grain of Sand in Desert reviews
Rated for death. This poem accompanies KandidKamera01's story Unjust Justice, which stands as a Kurama and Hiei shounenai. The poem and story are meant to have a rather horrific theme, as they portray a society where being gay can get you killed.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2004 - Complete
Midnight Brings the Best Revenge reviews
When a series of murders Above Ground and in the Haven are found to be connected, Artemis joins Holly and the faeries in a hunt for the killer. Is a vampire really at the center of these murders? Or is it a nasty elf, come back for revenge?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,235 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/9/2004 - Published: 6/2/2003
Power Struggle reviews
When all emotions fail and no words can be uttered, one thought enters the heads of men: power. Who will rise and seek glory in all things that he does? Who can conquer all else and command an army to victory? Two cannot; only one. Implied GS, oneshot
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Saruman, Gandalf - Complete
InuYasha Advice reviews
Let's face it: our reality is nowhere near as perfect as the anime world. But, who's to say that the anime world is perfect in its entirety? InuYasha certainly isn't! What better way to solve their problems than asking a columnist?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,174 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/27/2004 - Published: 7/12/2004
YYH advice
When teenagers have to undertake such tasks as fighting off evil demons, win tournaments on which their lives depend, and do their homework, a lot of mental trouble can occur. How do they solve their problems? Easy: they ask for advice.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,065 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/11/2004
Thumb Tac reviews
A poem regarding Harry's suffering at the Dursley's. Rated for language and implied violence. Not a happy poem...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/11/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
The Library reviews
A poem that could be considered a dream of Harry's. He is dreaming about his mother, and a time before her death. This poem was not written for Harry Potter, but it seems to vaguely fit the problem. Rated for implied violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2004 - Harry P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Devil's Blade reviews
A poem regarding Hakkai's slaughter of the demons that killed his lover. This wasn't written for a fanfic, but I read it over and it seemed to loosely fit this situation. Rated for violence.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/11/2004
Lord of the Rings Advice reviews
The letter 'S' is a very common letter in the Lord of the Rings series: Saruman, Sauron, Samwise, songs, scary (at times)...well, add another 's' word to the list: SiriousB1. When trouble strikes, SiriousB1 will be there to help sort things out.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,565 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/11/2004 - Published: 7/10/2004
Harry Potter Advice reviews
No one is perfect; especially not witches wizards who suffer from severe peer and media pressure! Enter the world of an advice columnist's dream. Rated R for language and those who cannot understand the idea of not reading what they don't want to hear.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,517 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7/11/2004 - Published: 7/5/2004
Trigun Advice reviews
Considering this anime is packed full of humor, violence and minions, it comes as no surprise that some characters feel a little lost at times. How do these victims get out of trouble? Only with the best (and worst) advice possible.
Trigun - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/6/2004
Let's Imagine: A Companion to Let's Pretend reviews
This one is in Kurama's POV. You do not have to read Let's Pretend first to understand it it's just a quick poem. Hiei x Kurama
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Kurama M., Hiei - Complete
Mighty Hercules reviews
A quick poem about the hero Hercules and his troubles with Hera.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/23/2004
Poetry Lessons reviews
Help! Hiei has been cursed and now everything he says is spoken in rhyme! Rated PG-13 for language and possible violence. Added lessons for beginner poets at the beginning of each chapter.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2004
The Traveling Confessional reviews
Ever wonder where Wolfwood's traveling confessional came from? Here is my take on it. A songfic to Stephen Lynch's "Altar Boy" begins in Chapter 2. I have been asked to note that this story contains a pedophile; readers have been warned.
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,890 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 1/19/2004 - Published: 12/29/2003
Athenian Pride reviews
We had to write a poem for English class, and my topic was Theseus. So, here you are, boys and girls! The story of Theseus in 35 stanzas...and it actually rhymes!
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/25/2003 - Complete
Let's Pretend reviews
Just a poem in Hiei's POV. Hiei x Kurama
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2003 - Hiei, Kurama M. - Complete
The Guardian reviews
Hotohori's death brings him to the Land of the Dead. What does he feel about his surroundings? This is more or less an AU as it involves God, rather than Suzaku.
Fushigi Yuugi - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/21/2003 - Hotohori - Complete
Invasion of Love reviews
Everyone has a place in their head to which they retreat when they need to be alone. What is Chii's "hide out" like...and who is invading it?
Chobits - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/21/2003
A Fox's Kiss: Love From Afar reviews
*COMPLETE* She was girl with many problems. One in particular was love. But, when she gets his attention, her life is put into jepardy. Who is she and how does she know about the Rekai Tenkai? Kurama/OC It's better than it sounds!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,285 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 6/17/2003 - Published: 4/19/2003 - Complete
Scary Thoughts reviews
Okay, the first chapter is a poem of things that would scare the poo out of you if you ever saw it. The second is just an explanation of the different anime references used in the poem. Rated for the explanation content.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/7/2003 - Published: 4/12/2003 - Complete
There's A First For Everything reviews
Rated because of drug usage. What happens when a strange man meets the Fellowship in the forest? Or, more importantly, what is he feeding the Fellowship? Watch out for the Giant Carrots!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/31/2003
Blood and Cigars reviews
The whole thing isn't poetry, but most of it is. Integra is in her office thinking of Alucard. What exactly is she thinking?
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/24/2003 - Complete
My Turn
A poem for the movie Nine to Five. Dorale rags on her boss.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Published: 5/18/2003
I'll Be Watching You reviews
Rated 'cause of brief nudity. [But nothing descriptive...:] A singfic to Every Breath You Take by the Police. InuYasha is having strong feelings for Kagome. How can he confess to her his undying love? My first songfic, so tell me if it sucks!
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2003 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Running from the Colors reviews
Rated not because of content but because of the scary idea! It is a really short fic of Gandalf's feelings...for Saruman.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2003 - Gandalf, Saruman - Complete
The Genkai Bunch reviews
Really bad rip off of the Brady Bunch theme song when the charcters are in the Genkai Tournaments. Kind of amusing once you think about it...
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/20/2003 - Complete
Fate's Path reviews
A poem of Romeo and Juliet in a present day setting, slightly altered.
Fanfiction Poetry - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/16/2003 - Complete
My Angel reviews
Basically this is a poem about Buffy and how she feels when she has to kill Angel.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/16/2003 - Buffy S., Angel - Complete
Fushigi Yugi Pie reviews
A parody of American Pie bye Don McLean. Warning: Some slight spoilers.
Fushigi Yuugi - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/16/2003 - Complete
A Fox's Kiss reviews
I don't normally do serious writing, but I had to this time. Basically it is a girl who is in love with Kurama.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/16/2003 - Complete