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Joined 02-01-12, id: 3685876, Profile Updated: 02-25-12
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

I don't know what to write... So here is what a friend told me to write...

Name: Not saying

Age: I am somewhere between 18-25

Sex: Yes, I would like some... now please... Just kidding... sort of. I am a man

Country: It says above this

Race: I will leave this blank

Hair color: I guess I can answer this... black

Eye color: Green...

Height: Can answer this too... between 5'6 and 6'3

Weight: Between 140 and 200

Hobbies: Running, Writing, Reading, Basketball, Piano, Horse back riding (My old man's old man owns a small peice of land... the horses name is Bugs), and wrestling (Though not REAL wrestling)

Likes: Playing the piano, steak, red, God (even though I do not act like it... I am religious), Bugs (the horse), and all anime... except for the too mature ones.

Dislikes: Sasuke, Aizen, Zac Efron (He's all my girlfriend talks about), clubs (I hate thoose things I mean I get it they could be fun, but to much grinding for my taste), and anything with too much rap... that's right ladies I like the classics, so if you ever wanna talk the PM link is right above.

People I respect on this website:

Kenchi618 (Huge respect for that guy)

Tsukune08 (Writes pretty damn good stories)

Kreion (Wrote one of the best IchiRuki/Ichigo becomes Captain stories I have read... Though it is sort of fluffy.)

Now if I get to meet or read and respect another person's story I will add them to this list.

Things to say, copy and past, etc.

Last thing...

I Like Sharp Objects too...

yeah...

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Adept by NeonZangetsu reviews
Visions are strange, fickle things. You can never quite tell their meaning, nor can you discern their purpose. When she has a vision of a powerful warrior's arrival to aid her against the darkness, well he's the last thing she expected. NarutoxSabrina!
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,199 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Sabrina/Natsume, Naruto U.
A Little Lie by dgj212 reviews
What if Diedara lied about capturing Fu before the start of part 2? What if Taki wanted to strengthen their alliance with Konoha by offering their jinchuriki, what effect will this cause? Who gets loved and who gets hurt? A little lie never hurts anyone.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 55,155 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Naruto U., Fū
Icha Icha Paradise: Spiraling Love by JackOfBladesX reviews
On his training trip, Jiraiya attempts to teach Naruto of the art of seducing women and ends up inadvertently bringing two hurt souls together. But that's all well and good, makes for good research after all. One-shot, Lemons, Pairing: Naruto x Fu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 41,889 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 1,818 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Naruto U., Fū - Complete
Naruto the REAL Fifth Hokage by Traban16 reviews
After the Orochimaru Invasion, the Shinobi Council and Konoha Elders sat down with the Fire Damiyo to discuss a new Hokage. What if the Fire Damiyo read reports on the Invasion? What if he decided the Fifth Hokage should be Naruto? Naruto/Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 235,015 - Reviews: 1925 - Favs: 4,118 - Follows: 3,635 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Masters of Genjutsu by Tsukune08 reviews
Naruto is known as being hopeless in the case of Genjutsu. From the beginning he is told he could never become a Genjutsu user. What would happen if those people were wrong and he had friends and a sensei who helped him to achieve that goal?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 343,886 - Reviews: 3960 - Favs: 4,954 - Follows: 4,132 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y. - Complete
No Longer Watching by XoverMasta reviews
Namikaze Uzumaki Naruto had been alive for a long time... too long. He watched Panem rise, and the Hunger Games start. And now that a person precious to him has entered the Hunger Games he will NO LONGER WATCH! Rating may or may not go up.
Crossover - Naruto & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,321 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 1,185 - Follows: 1,340 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Naruto U., Katniss E.
Naruto: Yokai Chronicles by Alejudis reviews
Multi-xover. After Pain's invasion of Konoha, Naruto is sent to Yokai Academy so that he could be protected from the Akatsuki, but the Academy has its own dangers. A bit AU and features a powerful Naruto. Formerly called 'The Fox In Hiding'. First fic.
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 165,900 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Naruto U., Moka A. - Complete
The Greatest Hero by XoverMasta reviews
Hermes always had regrets...but one of the few things he will never regret is falling in love with Uzumaki Kushina, and then siring one of the greatest heroes to ever set foot in both dimensions... Watch as his son Uzumaki Naruto becomes the GREATEST HERO
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,250 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Naruto U., Artemis - Complete
Shinobi in the Seireitei by IAmAFreakingNinja reviews
What if Aizen was able to use the Hōgyoku's power to make a portal to the past. What if before he could go to the past, someone from the past came to the future. What if that someone was Naruto Uzumaki! Rated for language, rating may go up. UP FOR ADOPTION!
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,255 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Naruto U.
Promises by XoverMasta reviews
Uzumaki Naruto always keeps his promise... especially the promises to return... no matter what. NaruXMoka DISCONTINUED FOR LOSS OF INSPIRATION :/
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,552 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Naruto U., Moka A. - Complete
Lost soul by LD 1449 reviews
The eve after Kyuubi's attack, Konoha is low on strength. The council agrees to turn Naruto into a living weapon. But years later, after Sarutobi's death, will Konoha's weapon continue to defend it? Or will he poise his blade to carve out their throats?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 117 - Words: 586,123 - Reviews: 10580 - Favs: 4,888 - Follows: 2,990 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Naruto's journey through Johto by sachin6291 reviews
Naruto is an experienced trainer, coordinator and researcher who will travel through Johto with Ash and his friends to challenge the Johto Gyms and ultimately aim to win the Silver League. Naruto X Cynthia
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,267 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Cynthia/Shirona, Naruto U.
Awakening by DarkLordRising reviews
Due to a freak accident, Danzo gets his hands on Naruto and he's never heard of again in the public...until now.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,747 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Naruto U., Temari
The Maelstrom and the Snake Charmer by Quick-n-Popular reviews
A boy whose past is foriegn to him, a girl who would like to forget her past all together; when these two meet they shall do whatever they can to survive the hardships that come along for each other. Pleae R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Uzumaki Naruto, Reshiram's Chosen by RyuujinHaou reviews
I wanted to save my best friend and stop him from going away from the village and our friends...though I didn't expect that stopping him would become a one way ticket to new world filled with amazing monsters and angry Bijuus? What the hell!
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,915 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Cynthia/Shirona, Naruto U.
The 10 Tails in Yokai Academy by Juubi no Shinju reviews
After the VotE, Naruto dies and goes to limbo. He then meets the shinigami, and becomes his apprentice. Years later, Naruto is given a task to attend Yōkai Academy and protect it and the students inside. He will soon learn that this job is just trouble.
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,798 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Naruto U., Moka A.
Time Heals All Wounds by Animus of Masada reviews
One year after Akatsuki's defeat, Naruto and Sasuke end their epic struggle, but inadvertently send themselves and Team 7 into the past. Will they find what they lost as children, and prevent the harbingers of pain from occurring? Time travel/Minato alive
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 85,765 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 1,678 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
The True Monster by lord of the land of fire reviews
A Rosario Vampire and Naruto cross over. Naruto, the hated Kyuubi jinchuuriki is sent to a school for monsters to complete his education before he can return to Konoha. But in a place filled with monsters he wonders just who the true monster is. Nar X Mok
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 228,346 - Reviews: 5463 - Favs: 3,414 - Follows: 1,532 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
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Naruto: The New Fūinjutsu Master reviews
What if Naruto had a different dream when he was young, a dream that did not revolve around becoming the next Hokage? What if after discovering the art of Fūinjutsu Naruto declared to become the greatest seal user the world? Warning AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Naruto U.
Kyuubi's Interference reviews
What if at the Valley of the End the Kyuubi decided Naruto wasn't so useless. What if he made a preposition with Naruto ordering him to take his training more seriously? What does Orichimaru have to do with it? Warning First Fanic and more serious Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,150 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Naruto U.