Author has written 21 stories for Victorious, Glee, and Hunger Games.
Hello people of Internet! I'm obsessed with Victorious, Glee, The Hunger games, Suburgatory, the Middle and Modern family. Music: Taylor Swift, Liz Gillies, Ariana Grande, Victoria Justice, The Beatles, Katy Perry and Lady Antebellum. I play softball and Horseback Riding (dressage). You should know sarcasm is my unofficial second language. I normally don't loose my cool, but when I do, head for the hills. I love being outside. Especially when it's raining. And like so many before me, I believe eyes are the window to the soul. That's why boys with long hair get on my nerves! I can't see their soul! (this is with the exception of Avan Jogia, he pulls it off)
If you're brave, you can follow me on twitter: horseback500
I love acting, writing and singing
I want to be an actor when I get older. If I don't end up acting or directing, I'll most likely write!
I ship Bade, Cabbie, Trande, Jandre, Rade, and Reck (don't even ask)! I hate Bori. I don't hate the shippers, just the ship. But seriously. Bori, just no.
My favrioet colors include purple and blue.
I'm in LOVE with the musicals Next to Normal, RENT, Fame, Newsies, and 13.
If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
On a Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos!
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swanson frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
On most brands of Christmas lights:
On a Japanese food processor:
On Sunsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a child's superman costume:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On T-Rat (Military food):
16 THINGS IM GOING TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
Repost this if you laughed...
Or plan to do any of these
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If you can read that please put it in your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile.
Whoever criticizes our generation has quite obviously forgotten who raised it."
"RAP = Retards Attempting Poetry" (I have nothing against rap music but I thought this was hilarious!)
I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than urs.
'Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.'
'Someday your Prince Charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.'
'Dear bed, I'm sorry I left you so early in the morning. I'm really regretting it...please take me back.'
'I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.'
'Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.'
'Be optimistic. :) The people you hate will eventually die.'
You know what! Earth sucks, I’m going home!
Death is life's way of telling you you're fired."
Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll.
The difference between Genius and Stupidity is that Genius is limited
It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face.
Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
I lay at my bed last night, counting the stars, and I thought to myself: Where the fuck did my ceiling go?!
Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING?
Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules
…didn’t need an excuse to go over to the Dark Side…
True Love has no happy ending, because True Love has no ending.
"True love is when you don't want to sleep because real life is so much better than a dream"
They keep saying the right person will come along... I think a truck hit mine!
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it
There are three kinds of people:
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
I hear voices and they don’t like you.”
“I know life is unfair, but could it at least be unfair in my favor?!”
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest have to test the electric fence for themselves
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't!
I've gone to find myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait!
If aliens are smart enough to travel through space, then why do they abduct the dumbest people on earth ??
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls are good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves.
I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
"I told my psychologist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."
"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"
"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn
I'm not insensitive, I just don't care
"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak." Anonymous
Never say 'Things couldn't get any worse.' God takes that as a personal challenge
True love isn't free, but i'd pay anything to have it
real life isn't full of happily ever afters, just bursts of happiness that don't last very long
The world is cruel... get used to it!
Not all scars fade, not all wounds heal.
If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler.
Would you like a cookie? So would I.
Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I am proven horribly wrong
-All sane people who worked here quit
-Everything is funny as long as it's happening to some one else
You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
Boy friend and boyfriend. A single space tells the difference-and its a big one.
No boy is worth crying over, and the one who is won't make you cry...
If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.
If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
Don't take life too seriously; no on gets out alive.
Girls are like phones, they like to be held and talked to but if you press the wrong botton, you will be disconnected.
WHEN THE VERY FIRST MAN DISCOVERED THAT COWS HAVE MILK... WHAT DO YOU THINK HE WAS DOING??
I will temporarily rule the world, forever.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Music, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, Anime-kitty10, Angelic Sakura Blossom, starlightmint72, The EPICNESS 1999, spkdog, swimmers flip 123 dreamfightdo
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