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Joined 02-01-12, id: 3685971, Profile Updated: 10-25-13
Author has written 6 stories for Artemis Fowl, House, M.D., and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Name: Not gonna happen, internet stalkers. You can call me Harry Artemis Jackson or HAJ.

Gender: Female

Age: I'm a teenager. That's all you're finding out.

I live in: the United States.

Favorite Book Series: My top 3 would be Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians. I've read lots of good ones though, so PM me if you need a suggestion.

Favorite Book: The Fault in Our Stars by John Green. He's my favorite author. Runners up would be The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Looking for Alaska, and My Sister's Keeper.

Favorite TV Show: Well... I don't have just ONE. My favorite comedies are The Big Bang Theory, Raising Hope, The Middle, 30 Rock, Modern Family, The Office, and Seinfeld. My favorite dramas are Grimm, Once Upon a Time, Revenge, House, Supernatural, Grey's Anatomy, and Lost.

Favorite Type of Music/Band: Alternative Rock. Favorite band is most certainly Death Cab for Cutie.

Friends on Here: Real Life: Motionless Quill, unhealthy potter obsessor, justoneraindrop, bluepandas122 Fanfiction Buddies: Adri Herondale, Sunshine Gal 16, and bkaddictjk.

Profile Picture: A picture of Artemis Fowl II from the graphic novel.

Extra-Curricular Activities: Soccer, Piano, Girl Scouts, Chorus, County Chorus, American Music Documentary

Currently Reading: The Fellowship of the Ring by J.R.R.. Tolkien

Last Movie Seen in Theatres: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

Stories:

Artemis Fowl:

Artemis Fowl Hits America: Artemis goes to America while his mother recovers. He involves one of his new classmates in his schemes. Meanwhile, Holly goes to track the Mud Boy and is discovered. INCOMPLETE

Inside Jokes: A collection of oneshots that give the AF characters some inside jokes. INCOMPLETE

Challenges: While Holly is visiting Fowl Manor after the events of TLG, Artemis has her read the journals of his eight year old self so she can learn of the thing he never told her. INCOMPLETE

House, M.D.:

Follow Your Heart or Follow Your Brain?: What if Taub had followed his heart instead of following his brain? An alternate ending to Season 8, Episode 6: Parents. Oneshot. COMPLETE

Percy Jackson and the Olymipans:

Bonding Time: A short little onshot I wrote about Percy and Paul. Dedicated to Iheartbd's. COMPLETE

Crossovers:

Our Last Hope: Crossover between Artemis Fowl and Percy Jackson. The story of what happens when our favorite teenage criminal mastermind discovers that he is a son of Athena. Camp Half-Blood needs Artemis and the help of the People if they ever want to defeat Gaea's army. Dedicated to Nightrous1327. INCOMPLETE

Notes: OMG guys I just realized that I have been writing Artemis Fowl Hits America for over a year now and it only has 10 chapters while I've been writing Challenges for less than a month and it already has 3! I promise to update faster from now on, kapeesh? DON'T KILL ME!


Quotes About Everything From Books to Life to YouTube Videos to Any Other Crap


I throw my ferret in the air some times, singing ay-o, this is Draco.

Voldemort: So I just have to lie? Pinocchio: Yep, easy as that.

Excuses are like armpits: everyone has them and they all stink.

Harry Potter fans say "I want to go to Hogwarts." Percy Jackson fans say "I want to go to Camp Half-Blood." Narnia fans say "I want to go to Narnia." Hunger Games fans say "I'm ok."

I want to go to Pigfarts!

Neville self-destruct!

What is that mysterious ticking noise?

If I was in a food battle, I would fight with sushi. I would wrap myself with seaweed. And when it was over, I would take off the seaweed and it eat it with my blood on it. (Watch Smosh Reacts to Kids React to Smosh to get it.)

I like rusty spoons. I like to touch them with my salad fingers.

Carl, why is there a dead human in our house?

Instead of playing Duck, Duck, Goose, my friends and I play Koala, Koala, Panda.

An American's response to the question "Who was the 1st man on the moon?" Lance Armstrong

You know you're a nerd when the only B you've gotten in your life is in sewing.

A fanfiction writer's comments on flirting: What is flirting, truly? How do you know if you're flirting? What's flirting to one person isn't to another person. Can a Skittles war be considered flirting? What about stopping on someone's foot underneath a desk? Truth be told, I have no clue.

My best friend turns into a wizard when it snows.

Ways to Make People Think You're Crazy #78920: Walk outside when it's snowing and start screaming about the freaky white stuff falling from the sky.

Guys: You know that it's time for a haircut when a 1st grader grabs your hair and starts banging your head against the ground.

Sims. What a cool game. You sit there and control people's lives in something that looks exactly like real life. How fun.

You're watching a movie. There are hundreds of people on a ship. You see a cook making something with lots and lots of potatoes. The ship blows up. Your response: "No, not the potatoes!"

Biting your thumb is the medieval way of flipping someone off.

Holly: If you're a good boy, I'll bring you back a lollipop. Artemis:... I don't like lollipops.

Ain't nobody got time for that.

Let's do this Gangum Style!

Stick a banana in your ear.

Ryan started the fire!

I like to wake up to the smell of bacon. So I set my alarm, wake up, put bacon on the George Foreman grill at the foot of my bed, reset my alarm, go back to sleep, and wake up to the smell of bacon.

Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.

Lance Armstrong is one of the 7 dwarfs-he's Dopey.

To me, the description of Artemis Fowl II sounds more like a vampire than that of Edward Cullen.

Since when do vampires sparkle? Since a 5 year old girl came by and dumped a tub of glitter on their heads.

Did you know that they had to paint on Robert Patterson's abs for Twilight?

Why do we blur out woman boobs but it's perfectly ok to look at man boobs? Can't those be blurred out too?

I like trains.

There's something on your face! *slap* It was pain!

First there's Bieber Fever and then there's One Direction Infection. What's next? P!nk Eye? I think the music world needs to get vaccinated.

AND NOW, I CAN SAY THAT YOUR MIND IS MOST CERTAINLY BLOWN! XD

(Some of these are from books, YouTube videos, and funny pictures on the internet. The rest, all 14 of 'em, are made up by me or my friends. Most are based off of real life)


Read- I swear, you'll find it interesting:

Dear Everyone who Considers Themselves in the "Popular Group",

I don't know if you talk to the rest of the world, but just because you think everyone else is weird and stupid doesn't mean we care. This might be news to you, but nobody really cares about your opinion, so next time you tell someone there is something wrong with them and expect them to take it to heart just because you're you, you're out of luck. This is the part where you go talk to your friends about how weird I am.

From,

CF (my good friend)

Now, it's up to you. Do you pass this message along?


COPY AND PASTES ABOUT WHAT I BELIEVE IN:

If you believe in Christ put this on your profile. Did you know that 96% of people even if they say they are Christians will not stand up for him. So if your one of the people that is in the 4% group put this on your profile. If you deny it you are denying Jesus Christ yourself. In the bible it says that if you deny him he will deny you right in front off his father. So put this on your file if you ever want to walk through the gates to heaven. Please do this. :D :D :D :D

IMummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Put this in your profile if you hate child abuse.

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

If you approve of gay-marriages put this on your profile and add your name to the list. Gaara's-pandachan101, XxKimimaro's-little-stalkerxX,xxlonely-avengerxx. Gothic Petals, Sweepy14, onyx-kitsune-alchemist, SirenAlpha, Harry Artemis Jackson

98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're against racism, prejudice, discrimination, or even stereotype, copy and paste this to your profile

If you want animal neglect and abuse to stop then copy and paste this onto your profile

If you're against abortion, re-post this!!


RULES

You must fill out EVERY question! No skipping!

Copy and paste this on your profile!

ARE YOU?

1. Perfect? Yeah right

2. Tall? For a girl my age? Quite tall

3. In your pajamas? No. I'm in a dress still from church

4. Left handed? No- and I'm glad- righties live longer

LAST:

1. Friend you saw: Sarah, at church

3. Person to text you: Uh... Lauren, I think

4. Was today better than yesterday? No. Yesterday was awesome!

FAVORITES:

1. Number: Five, of course. Can't make the number gods mad! (Who got the AF reference? Shows you sumthin' about me)

2. Color(s): Blue, lime green, neon purple, and orange. In that order

3. Fruit: Strawberries. Yum

4. Place: The Enrichment room- love all you guys! ;)

EIGHT EMOTIONS:

1. Are you missing someone right now? Kinda... I always am

2. Are you happy? Uh... Sorta. I'm a bit uncomfortable but I'm having fun anyway

3. Are you sad? Not really "sad", per se.

4. Are you bored? Not really. Not bored.

6. Are you nervous? Now, no. Why would I be?

8. Are you tired? Now? No. It's called 1:09 PM... No way. What happened to question 7?

ABOUT YOU:

2. Nick names? Addie, Snoop, Delaware

3. Eye color? Sometimes just green, sometimes blue-green

4. Zodiac sign? uh... Pisces, I think

5. Male or female? Female

6. Slut? No. Two boyfriends doesn't make you a slut. Plus, I don't wear makeup or clothes that show a lot.

7. Smart? I don't mean to put myself up, but yeah. I'm pretty smart, if you aren't talking about common sense or relationships xD

8. Hair color? Quite a light blond on top (thanks, highlights), gets darker blond as you get further under, until finally it's dark brown.

9. Long or short? Do you mean hair? Long then

10. Sweats or Jeans? Jeans!

11. Phone or Camera? Phone. I'd die without it. I have no life xD

12. Drink or Smoke? Drinking makes you stupid, and smoking makes your teeth yellow. Neither. Are you kiddinig me? I'm no idiot.

13. Righty or lefty? Righty.

FIRSTS:

1. First best friend? A little boy named Cort from preschool. I only had guy friends forever.

2. First crush? Colin, my current crush. What are the odds?

3. First pet? A dog named Rex

4. First big vacation? Uh... Ocean City Maryland. I go every year.

CURRENTLY:

1. Eating? Nothing but air

2. Drinking? Nothing

3. I'm about to: call someone from the local theatre for a Girl Scout project

4. Listening to? My brother and dad talking and the washing machine

5. Plans for today? watch TV, shower, maybe write some, text... The life of a nerdy teenager xD

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?

1. Shorter or taller? Taller. Or the same height. I'm pretty tall.

2. Romantic or spontaneous? ... I guess a bit of both.

3. Sensitive or loud? Both, but it depends on how sensitive and how loud

4. Hook-up or relationship? Relationships. Hook-ups? Talk about EW. :/

HAVE YOU EVER:

1. Drank bubbles? ... Mayyybbee... Ok, yeah I have. They smell like candy!!! I was 2!!

2. Lost glasses/contacts? Nopeee. Don't own any.

3. Ran away from home? No, I don't have a reason to.

4. Broken someone's heart? Sadly, yes. I danced with him when he was just about in love with me, then told him I didn't like him that way and got mad when he gave me a Valentine's Day card and ignored him all year. I only did it to be nice and to see Colin's reaction

5. Been arrested? No! What, do you assume that everyone on here is a criminal or something????

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

1. Miracles? Sometimes

2. Yourself? Most of the time, more so recently

3. Heaven? Yes. I'm Catholic.

4. Santa Claus? No. My parents told me the truth.

4.True Love? Yes, most certainly. :D What's with the two number fours? BAD LUCK!

5. Do you like someone? Yes, very much so! Colin *sigh* And he likes me! :D Even though we broke up... my life's weird xD

6. Do you believe in God? Yep!

7. Answered the truth on all questions? YES! WHY WOULDN'T I? WHAT DO I POSSIBLE HAVE TO LOSE BY LYING? STUPID QUIZ.


Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

anybody stupid enough to stand in his way. {Artemis Fowl and the Eternity Code}

Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

My father

What is the last thing you watched on TV?

A rerun of Lost

Without looking, guess what time it is:

1:30

Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

1:13

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

parents talking, washing machine

When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

About 11:30. I was getting into my car after church

Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Artemis Fowl fanfictions

What are you wearing?

A ran dress, white tights, a jean jacket, and gym socks xD

What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Paint and pictures

Seen anything weird lately?

My garage door was spazzing out and kept opening and shutting randomly

What do you think of this quiz?

It's long, but fun.

If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Books, movies, computer games, a ton of video games for Colin

Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Artemis or Addie

Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Colin, Artemis, or... Harry

Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself.

Me: Every one of those pictures was taken at a restaurant.

Mom: That's because you guys sit still and together at restaurants.

Dad: Plus we like to go out to eat.

Me: Touche

Michael: I've been around since show one and I still don't have a name.

Me, Mom, Dad: ?

Michael: I'm quoting Veggie Tales!

Turn on T.V. What show is on?

The Big Bang Theory

Type your username with your elbow.

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Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see?

Baskets on my mom's desk


Copy and paste this to your profile if you are tired of stereotypes and bold the ones that apply to you.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (Did you even read the one above???)

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I’m a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (Every girl is pretty in her own way)

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff .

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (I wasn't going to highlight this one until I realized that I have more friends than I thought)

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a wimp.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser. (Do the comics in the paper count xD)

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a kilt.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I am a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion . (Well, I am against abortion, but still, steryotypes are wrong!)

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish (As I said before, do comics in the paper count?)

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist


1) Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on shuffle
2) For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3) YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN, NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
4) Put any comments in parentheses after the song name
5) Put it in your profile!

1. What would you say about your boyfriend? You're Beautiful by James Blunt (I'm not so sure that works for a boyfriend xD While I think my ex-boyfriend is cute, he is most certainly not beautiful )

2. What is the first thing you say in the morning? Mr. Jones by the Counting Crows (Who is this mysterious Mr. Jones? Why do I call for him in the morning? :/)

3. Your teacher is... April Fool by Manchester Orchastra (My teacher is an April fool... What does that mean? xD)

4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard? Such Great Heights by The Postal Service (hmmm... interesting)

5. How would you describe your next-door neighbors? In the Garage by Weezer (so my teacher is an April fool and my neighbors are always in the garage... My life is weird xD)

6. What would your best friend say about you? Quiet Little Voices by We We Promised Jetpacks (Yeah... no way! xD Unless they were talking about the ones in my head... O_O)

7. How do you feel right now? Animal by Neon Trees (YEAH I FEEL LIKE AN ANIMAL!!! Uhhh... NO O.o)

8. What's on your bedside table right now? Microphone by Coconut Records (that's actually not that weird xD)

9. What did you do when you woke up this morning? Girls Just Wanna Have Fun by Cyndi Lauper (I don't really have a comment... :/)

10. When you open your wardrobe you see... With or Without You by U2 (that doesn't really make sense. I guess I see all the time with or without you, whoever "you" may be xD)

11. What did you say after you last attended a concert? Liar (It Takes One to Know One) by Taking Back Sunday (Now, who am I calling a liar? The singer? And I'm a liar? I've never actually been to a concert... :/ I wish)

12. If you had to write a Twilight FanFiction right now, what would the title be? Shut Up and Let Me Go by the Ting Tings (that's right! Bella says "Jacob? Edward? SHUT UP AND LET ME GO!!" :D)

13. A song you would sing at your school's talent show would be... The Mixed Tape by Jack's Mannequin (Maybe... I dunno xD)

14. Your life's theme song is... Nothing to Worry About by Peter Bjorn and John (oh, I wish! I guess, though, compared to some people, it is)

15. How would you describe what you are doing this moment? Shake me Down by Cage the Elephant (No comment O.o)

16. If you had to go and jump off a building, what would your last words be? MakeDamnSure by Taking Back Sunday (very well could be, I guess. Although I might finish the sentence)

17. Your motto is... Say it Ain't So- Weezer (Awww... that's depressing! I sure hope not!)

18. If you could buy anything in this world you'd buy... If I had $1000000 by The Barenaked Ladies (I think that song describes the question pretty well, even if it doesn't anwser it)

19. What did you dream about last night? Any Fun by Coconut Records (My dreams were weird last night. I'm not sure I'd say they were "fun".)

20. Any last words? You're All I Have by the Snow Patrol ( D: That depresses me right now, kinda.)


YOUR BOY SIDE

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be/still are obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice. (Sometimes)

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun

You talk with food in your mouth. (I admit, I sometimes do. Don't we all?)

Sleep with your socks on at night

Score: 12

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick. (Uh, yeah, I use CHAPSTICK...)

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink. (I own pink clothing...)

Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport

You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. (They actually feel pretty good)

You like wearing jewelery.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were in gymnastics.

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

Like being the star of everything

Score: 10

Hmmm... I'm more like a boy than a girl but I'm a girl... :/ I guess I'm not your stereotypical girl xD


The Stupid Test! (put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 18 or less, then u r not stupid.) p.s. this is not a real test, just something for fun!

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

() You have run into a glass/screen door.

() You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

total so far=3

(x) You have run into a tree.

() It IS possible to lick your elbow

() You just tried to lick your elbow.

() You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.

() You just tried to sing them.

() You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

() You have choked on your own spit.

() You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice

(x) You just looked at it.

(x) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it. (STERYOTYPE STUPID STEREOTYPE)

() People have called you slow.

total so far=7

() You have accidentally caught something on fire

(x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

(x) You have caught yourself drooling.

(x) You’ve fallen asleep in class

(x) If someone says “fart” you laugh.

(x) You just laughed.

total so far=12

() Sometimes you just stop thinking

(x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about

(x) People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you

(x) You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

(x) You use your fingers to do simple math.

total so far=16

(x) You have eaten a bug. (It was a Mistake!! I spit it out as soon as I put in my mouth)

(x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important (Sleep, work on stories, list goes on)

(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

(x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.

total so far=20...im already stupid...

() You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.

(x) You break a lot of things.

() Your friends know not to use big words around you

(x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused

(x) You have fallen out of your chair before

(x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

Total all together= 24 I be stupid :P


And I've made this thing incredibly long and boring. If you got to the bottom, hurray! You know all about my menial life now. Now please, check out my stories!

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Road to Recovery by Snakequeen-in-Norway reviews
Pre-TLG/Non-TLG compliant. Basically me obsessing over TAC & wanting to know what happens as Arty recovers, so this is my take on it. Picks up right after the last scene of TAC. I'm a sap & a drama queen but there is a plot. T as of Chap 14. Eventual A/H, but the romance really isn't the main focus, hence it not being 1 of the genres. Cover art courtesy of ArtyDanna on deviantart.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 53 - Words: 142,299 - Reviews: 1808 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 6/3 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
All the Little Pieces by Alchemechanist reviews
Ranging across everything. A collection of drabbles. Updates may be fairly erratic.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 59,178 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 9/30/2009
Short Circuits by HolidayBoredom reviews
A dumping-ground for my unbeta'd, one-shot brain-dribbles! From dinner dates to male birthing, proposals, haircuts, clone growing and a little bit of casual heartbreak. A bit of everything so I hope you enjoy! Chapter 23 - Artemis isn't the only Fowl with a plan. Cora's back.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 88,906 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Angeline F., Artemis F., Butler, Holly S.
Watching Percy Jackson The Lightning Thief by Project 66 reviews
What happens when our fellow Percy Jackson characters get a package that contains the Percy Jackson movie? How will the movie reflect Percy's very first quest? 9 characters get together and react while watching the Percy Jackson movie. Hope you like it!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,084 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Artemis Fowl and the Final Resolution by bkaddictjk reviews
After TAC. The humans find out about the People. They know Artemis Fowl II was First Contact. Both worlds are at war, and they both need Artemis on their side. Artemis needs to choose between his species, family and friends. A/H Reviews are appreciated.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,056 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Dreams by Freekiellie reviews
Artemis is ill, but the symptoms just aren't adding up. With his condition getting worse and worse, the faeries must get involved. But is it too late? With trouble in Haven, how can Artemis save the two worlds again if he's unconscious! It seems everyone needs his genius at such a crucial time, but Artemis is in need of some help himself...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,377 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S.
The Sad Ending Of The Dursleys by THE WORLD NEEDS MORE MAGIC reviews
Pre-Hogwarts, Voldemort comes back to power when Harry is nine. He comes for him at Privet Drive, and this is what happens. Not sure where im going with this but still please read!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort
Dinner Conversations by Iheartbd's reviews
Several days after the war, the Blofis/Jackson family is finally coming together for a normal meal- or as normal as a meal can be when your step-son is a demigod.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,473 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Percy J., Paul B. - Complete
House and Hazel by c7a8t9 reviews
What happens when Hazel Grace Lancaster meets Dr. James Wilson, and his associate, Dr. Gregory House? A brilliant opportunity for two captivating characters to trade thoughts on illness, death, and reality television.
Crossover - House, M.D. & Fault in Our Stars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 7/11/2012 - G. House, Hazel L.
If You Love Me, Let Me Know by TonySnark729 reviews
John sees the good and the bad in Sherlock Holmes, and he loves both. He can see the pain in his friend's eyes when no one else can. That's why he needs Sherlock to see how much he cares for him when they stumble upon a case that could threaten both their friendship and their lives.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,162 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/23/2014 - John W., Sherlock H., DI Lestrade, J. Moriarty - Complete
You're a Doctor, Fix me by edken reviews
Sherlock doesn't do anything halfway, and that includes getting sick. John nurses a very sick flatmate back to health using cuddles, forehead kisses, and a massage. Humor, and fluff promised as always, but also some character analysis because who doesn't love that? R&R appreciated!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,792 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mrs. Hudson
A Complex Tale by Iheartbd's reviews
12 years after the Atlantis Complex. Artemis' atlantis complex has returned and he has to get more treatments which means seeing Holly again. NOT a A/H. Teen because like so many others, I too am parinoid.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,078 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Artemis F., Minerva P.
The Weekend by Hermione Fowl reviews
'My hairs bright red and I've got a temper to match'/You only get invited if they think you'd be a good match for the Prince, or married to a possibly suitable match/Artemis laughs. "I like you, Polly. You're very independent. You can be my wife." AU, non-elf Holly.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Contraire Creations by bkaddictjk reviews
This is a portfolio of the poems that were mentioned in the books written by Trenton Lee Stewart. I thought that we would all like to actually read the poems, so Constance finds a box with all her poems written since the first book on her seventh birthday. Read her poems with The Mysterious Benedict's Society! Titles, verses, and stanzas from the book are in bold.
Mysterious Benedict Society series - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,864 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Constance C.
A Summer at the Potters by bkaddictjk reviews
In the midst of the First War, 16 year old Remus Lupin contemplates. The Potter Manor was an unrealistic pocket of safety. 400 words. Oneshot. No parings. Reviews are appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Remus L. - Complete
The Lightning Thief Parody by DarkPaladin000 reviews
A parody of the Lighting Thief. No, it's not supposed to make sense. Enjoy! Continued in the Heroes of Olympus Parody.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,963 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Poseidon, Percy J. - Complete
James Potter in the Paper — Read All About It! by bkaddictjk reviews
In the year of 2019, Harry Potter receives an ordinary letter from his oldest son: DAD! I'm in the Daily Prophet! Read the article, I have it in here somewhere. Oh, how is it back home? —James P.S. My friend Brian just got expelled. 500 words, Oneshot. (Mentions an OMC, NOT Slash) Reviews are appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Harry P., OC, James S. P., Giant Squid - Complete
Percy Jackson Facebook Style by valici reviews
Ares develops an obsession with one of Apollo's sons, Jason has a top secret teddy bear, Sally experiences confusion with chatspeak and Annabeth and Calypso battle it out on Facebook. WARNING: This story has caused people to choke on their dinner, fall off their chairs and receive weird looks for laughing too loudly.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,666 - Reviews: 1031 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 3/12/2012
The Greatest Alternate Ending To Harry Potter Ever Imaginable by THE WORLD NEEDS MORE MAGIC reviews
I thought this up a while ago and tried to get my friend, Harry Artemis Jackson to post it for me but then she finally convinced me to make a account. This is so exciting! Anyway the story is just my mind being all nerdy and thinking how J.K. Rowling could've made the series better (if thats even possible). Enjoy :)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Neville L., Voldemort - Complete
Memories by Amithedragontrainer reviews
Artemis struggles with memories he's managed to ignore for five years.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,917 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Artemis F.
Unfinished Business by Gina Hardee reviews
Ghosts usually have unfinished business right? There's something they need. But what? You have to figure that out for yourself. Well, Artemis Fowl is trying to do just that after an unsettling encounter with the ghost of Holly and Trouble's daughter Annie
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,211 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Artemis F.
A Very Long Engagement by Lli reviews
Thirty-something!Artemis and his wife come home to Ireland for Angline's Christmas party, as they do every year. And, as he does every year, Artemis drinks a little too much and indulges in a little self-loathing. An unexpected guest arrives in the midst of this and the night breaks with tradition, with long-lasting consequences.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,421 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Evanescence Collection by Author Incognito reviews
A collection of one-shots and drabbles inspired by evanescence songs.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 17,663 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 9/28/2012
Clash of the geniuses by thesecondview reviews
Sheldon Cooper receives an invitation to a science convention that has Stephen Hawking as a guest, but is shocked to find that one of the invited speakers is a twelve-year-old boy genius.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,488 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Artemis F., Sheldon C.
Plucked by Motionless Quill reviews
For years a group of Wesen have run a corporation gathering and selling eggs. Except these eggs aren't what you'd expect. Disguised as a chicken-egg processing company, they aren't in the line of being discovered. That is, until one of their 'hens' escapes. They have sent everything to retrieve the 'hen', but when you're up against a Grimm, is it really that easy?
Grimm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,032 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Nick B., OC, Hank G.
A Hero's Plight by Motionless Quill reviews
A rampaging robot threatens to destroy Equestria as we know it, that is, until Red Cardinal decides upon a difficult choice to save her country...and family. (Possible Prologue for more extensive story; K for no bad content)
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/2/2012
Why Artemis shouldn't be left home alone by Ranowa Hikura reviews
Complete crack fic, oneshot, total OOC... Foaly has hair problems, Holly and Butler have discovered a new workout, and Artemis is, um... well... yeah, enjoy!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,120 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Complete
Rue talks dirty by SkyeElf reviews
Rue was sick of everyone looking down at her, so she went to the meanest looking tribute and talked dirty to him. Or, uh, what she thought was dirty... Drabble.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Rue
Expectations by Iheartbd's reviews
Sometimes, the sorting hat doesn't get it right. At least, that's what some people think.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,481 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Complete
The Tales of Fowl by love-serenades reviews
A series of one-shots featuring anyone from our favorite Mud Whelps to our lovably feisty fairies. Chapter 13: Ugh. Men.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,834 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Grapes by Ru-Doragon reviews
Grapes was adopted from HolidayBoredom. For those of you who know this story, welcome back! For those of you that don't...I'm not sure what to say. It's hilarious. Guaranteed laugh with the added bonus of A/H. I hate this summary, but I really don't know what else to say.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
The Little Metal Boy by Epitome of Randomness reviews
"Once upon a time, there was a little boy, and he was made of metal. I know, you know this one, my dear, but the best stories are the ones we hear a hundred times." Saying goodbye to the Artemis Fowl series.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
So It Begins by Gaasyendietha reviews
"You cannot trust anyone, simply because they cannot trust you." The beginnings of Artemis's Atlantis Complex. Not entirely satisfied with how it came out, but there you go. I own nothing but the plot. Enjoy!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Artemis F. - Complete
Drabbles N' Things by MaryLilaWest reviews
A collection of random stories/drabbles/oneshots. It's really just a bunch of the random crazy ideas bouncing around in my head. A bit of every pairing under the sun will probably eventually be found here. Also now have some The Last Guardian drabbles!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 8,065 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 12/29/2008
Returned But Different by purlnsquee94 reviews
SPOILER ALLERT! Artemis Fowl barely escaped from his last battle with his soul. Now he's back, but with scattered memories. The road to normalcy will be a tough one, fraught with frustration and the pains of growing up. Characters are a bit out of character. EDIT: JayJay, I'm not sure why book 8 isn't out where you are but I would try ordering online from Books-A-Million. Sorry.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,306 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Snapshots by fringe31422 reviews
A oneshot looking into the lives of Artemis and Co. during those six months at the end of TLG between the last two chapters. Spoilers for The Last Guardian!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Complete
A New End to the End by Gaasyendietha reviews
Artemis has already told us how he feels, but Holly's still undecided. Oneshot, and that's the way it's going to stay ;)
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Human Magick by AllegraPearl reviews
Contains Last Guardian Spoilers! Essentially an extra chapter for the end of The Last Guardian to make it feel more final. Last chance: SPOILER ALERT
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Beyond Words by IndigoProphecy reviews
Struggling with cancer, Rafflesia finds escape in an old journal she had found in the attic. She spends her last days in the thoughts of an unusual boy named Artemis Fowl, caught up in his world as he tries to understand the full magnitude of his love for an elf called Holly Short. Probably permanent hiatus.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Artemis F.
Once Upon a Drabble by wrr0rzxpurrt reviews
Come one, come all! Drabbles of death, life, love, laughs - all short, all meticulously written, and all starring AF and Co. R, R, & R.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 12,127 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 7/7/2011
A Battle of the Brains by SevandArty reviews
A mysterious scientist has breached the communications of Haven. Holly needs Artemis's help to figure out who this guy is. When they meet him they are more than a little surprised. They were expecting something else...
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,652 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Artemis F., Sheldon C.
The Multiple Personalities of Artemis Fowl by Incasa reviews
Yes, I know, cliche title. I couldn't think of anything else! This fan fiction is going to detail the period after The Atlantis Complex, so be prepared for a lot of different Artemis's. I'll try not to go too much into romance.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,715 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Artemis F., Angeline F.
Reyna's Side by Iheartbd's reviews
'What does it matter when your best and only friend is missing' A collection of stories/letters about Reyna's coping with the loss of Jason.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,871 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Reyna R., Jason G. - Complete
Ophira Fowl by mockingjay98 reviews
Holly thought she had seen the last of Fowls acting up. It was history. Artemis was taking charge of the family company, and his brothers were growing up as typical teenagers. But what if there was another Fowl...a girl... one Holly hadn't heard of?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,259 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Passing Notes by teanotes reviews
Through the many speeches and talks inside the venerable classrooms of Hogwarts Academy, it's the ones written on plain parchment that entertain us the most. Dropped.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,906 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Harry P.
Mourning by IndigoProphecy reviews
Holly had always known that Artemis will die someday. Now, faced with the loss and pain of his inevitable death, Holly has to cope with being left behind, find a way to move on and live in a world without Artemis. H/A. complete!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,152 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Artemis' Recovery by Coeus Pollo reviews
The trials and challenges of Artemis Fowl II's recovery from Atlantis complex.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,408 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Artemis F.
Artemis and the Chocolate Factory by Wonkaverse reviews
How the legendary tour in Willy Wonka's factory would have turned out if the most intelligent child in Western Europe had wanted to find a Golden Ticket.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,322 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Artemis F., Willy Wonka - Complete
Remembering by Gina Hardee reviews
It's the week of the 10 year anniversary of 9/11 and the Fowls are in NYC. Artemis is watching TV specials when he gets a surprise visit from Captain Holly Short. Holly isn't on vacation, but she's not there for work. She's there to remember something...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,764 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Lots of Random Oneshots by Iheartbd's reviews
A collection of Artemis Fowl one-shots. Not realy drabbles, kind of longer.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Artemis F.
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Our Last Hope reviews
The story of our favorite teenage criminal mastermind after he finds out that his mother is Athena. Camp Half-Blood needs Artemis and the help of the fairies if they ever want to defeat Gaea's army. Takes place after The Mark of Athena and The Last Guardian. Sorry if some details are wrong, it's been a while since I've read The Mark of Athena. Rated T for violence.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,187 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Artemis F., Foaly, Holly S., Percy J.
Artemis Fowl Hits America reviews
Artemis Fowl is sent to America while his mother recovers. While there, he involves one of his classmates in his scheme. Meanwhile, Holly Short is sent to watch the Mud Boy and is descovered. Takes place between books one and two.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,207 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Challenges reviews
While Holly is visting Fowl Manor after the events of TLG, Artemis has her read the journals of his eight year old self so she can learn of the thing he never told her.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,462 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Inside Jokes reviews
A collection of unrelated one-shots that give the AF characters some inside jokes. Will only be updated if I have inspiration. All take place after TLG.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Bonding Time reviews
A short little oneshot I wrote about Paul and Percy getting to know each other.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Percy J., Paul B. - Complete
Follow Your Heart or Follow Your Brain? reviews
What if Taub had followed his heart instead of following his brain? Alternate ending to Season 8, Episode 6: Parents. Oneshot
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/27/2012 - C. Taub - Complete
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