Curtisimo
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Joined 02-02-12, id: 3689399, Profile Updated: 09-25-13
Author has written 6 stories for Minecraft.

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The Chosen and the Beloved by GuiltyAdonis reviews
In which Booker DeWitt comes to the city of Columbia in an attempt to clear his name, only to find that his past is inextricably tied to that of the city, and that fate has a way of sneaking up at the worst possible times. Or, an AU rewrite in which questions are answered, underused characters are given their due, and the Lutece twins can't help snarking at everything Booker says.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,648 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Booker D., Elizabeth
A Different Existence by TRIALHUNTER reviews
Elizabeth may no longer exist as herself since her self-erasing nature from the fabric of existence. But she still exists as Anna Dewitt, daughter of Booker Dewitt. Follow her as she struggles to come to terms with her new existence and fight against new forces hell bent on tampering with the fabric of the multiverse. Follows immediately after the ending. SPOILERS ABOUND!
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,124 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Booker D., Elizabeth
The World in Which We Fail by Mellifluousness reviews
This world is full of danger, great obstacles that only the bravest can face and the mightiest overcome. In that case, HOW THE NETHER DID THIS IDIOT SURVIVE THE FIRST NIGHT? Join your slightly schizophrenic narrator and all her Latin in a quest from beginning to End and back again. Can she survive creepers, failures and vengeful white eyes? Ahahahaha... we'll see.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 62,918 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Complete
The Diamond Compass by FlyingMidgetProductions reviews
In a decaying world where disaster is imminent, a new user by the name of Sabre Mace must assist a pack of wandering archaeologists on a quest to retrieve a treasure that could help them save the world - The Diamond Compass. The journey will be winding as their pasts come back to haunt them and remind them that no matter who they are or what they've been through - no one is safe.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 137,868 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 12/19/2011
Hell or High Water by JenovaII reviews
Reluctantly, Chell returns to Aperture. Turrets call out to her, and GLaDOS is missing. A locked room holds the answer - but is it a trap?
Portal - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 92,966 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Dry Hands by Animalluver reviews
Humans, as a species, fear those who are different than them, and this is the rather tragic example for Roxie, a human miner living her life in the Overworld. But, despite our cruelties, humans are also kind. For Roxie to befriend something so different from her may just be what it takes to achieve this valuable asset: to love all creatures.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2012
Unconditional by MadManMatt64 reviews
Right before Aeris makes the biggest mistake of her life, she learns that Leo's love for her is pure and unconditional. (Used to be called Unrequited, but then someone pointed out that it didn't make any sense that way)
VG Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,993 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Complete
Play by MessengerOfDreams reviews
After he sabotages his own mission, Wolf O'Donnell contemplates his recent life as a hunter while meeting his captors face to face, waiting for his loyal partner to fish him out. Older T for language, violence and sexual references. THE STORY OF THE WEEK AS CHOSEN BY THE REVIEWERS' LOUNGE TOO FOR THE WEEK OF JUNE 26, 2012!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,754 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Wolf, Samus A. - Complete
Ascent by Silverstreams reviews
An alternate take on the ending of Portal 2, in which Chell's ascent takes on a new meaning. It's her ascent to heaven. One-shot.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Stones Behold by Creon13 reviews
Vialin's world was ruined when a dying stranger burst through his door, being chased by a horrifying demon. Now bent on revenge, Vialin gets into something much bigger than he could imagine. Please review and critique.
Minecraft - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,729 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Complete
Blue Sky by wafflestories reviews
Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 169,766 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 1,434 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Bluer Than Blue by Chibi-Ra-Chan reviews
A madman in a blue box finds a little metal ball floating through space and decides to rescue him from his horrible fate. All the while never knowing that one day he might end up saving him from his own loneliness
Crossover - Doctor Who & Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,566 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/22/2011 - 10th Doctor, Wheatley - Complete
The Affairs of Wizards by Skybright Daye reviews
The castle receives an irate and unusual visitor. Crossover, written for a fic challenge.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
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Ripped reviews
Mild-mannered American Teen Curtisimo is playing one of his favorite games; Minecraft. He ventures into a 'bugged out' Nether Portal and is ripped from our world, only to awaken in the world of the game! Will he survive? Who will he meet? Will he ever get back home?
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,106 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013
The Storybook reviews
A seres of loosely connected ficlets centered around the residents of a city in Minecraftia. Rating will vary on a chapter-by-chapter basis. Our first stop: Poker Night At The Lucky Enchanter!
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 11/19/2012
Cowardly reviews
Written as an opposition to Flus original Brave Enough poem. Contains verbal smackdown, may not be for the light of heart.
Minecraft - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Complete
Sealed Fate reviews
You don't beat the dealer.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Complete
Heist reviews
A team of three experienced thieves take on a fort filled with the strongest players on the server. What could go wrong? Rated K for mild violence.
Minecraft - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Complete
Curiosity reviews
While Steve finds something new and strange, a Blaze contemplates where he's from. Oneshot. Rated T for VERY mild innuendo, a swear.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Complete