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Joined 04-13-03, id: 368946
Author has written 16 stories for StarTrek: The Original Series, StarTrek: Other, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Series Of Unfortunate Events, and Doctor Who.

Hello, I'm 15. I'm also a band nerd and PROUD OF IT, a Christian and REALLY PROUD OF IT! I'm a Trekkie, a Whovian (Doctor Who fan), Warsie (Star Wars fan) and a Sherlockian (Sherlock Holmes fan).

LINKS
talk to a robot that I made at: http://www.personalityforge.com/botland/userviewer.php?UserID=26138
Read my sister's fanfiction at http://www.fanfiction.net/~alania

LIKES
BROCCOLI! (delicious and nutritious)
Star Trek (original is the best)
Bones (Doctor McCoy)
Gymnastics(I'm on the team at my high school)
School (I crack me up)
Humor stories
Mary Sue Parodies
reading (anything and everything)
Reese's Peanut Butter Cups (Delicious but not so nutritious)

DISLIKES
When people flame me (sniff. It's so cruel)
slash (those are icky)
swearing
When my brothers are bothering me (When are they not?)
asparagus (who invented this food anyway?)
Mary Sue stories (Grrrrrr. They're sooooooo annoying)
Sponge Bob (too stupid)
Napoleon Dynamite (I walked out on this movie because everybody in it was rude and obnoxious)
Homestar Runner (Why is everyone obsessed with this?)

FAVORITE BOOKS (You must read them now!)
Princess Bride
Summer of Fear
Lemony Snicket
Harry Potter
Ella Enchanted
Holes
Go Dog Go (my favorite story from when I was a little kid)
The Two Princesses of Bamarre
Goddess of Yesterday
Shadow Children series
Comic books (Calvin & Hobbes, Cathy, Dilbert, Garfield, Donald Duck, etc.)

FAVORITE MOVIES
Princess Bride
Lord of the Rings
Pirates of the Caribbean
Tuck Everlasting
Star Trek movies
What's Up Doc?
The Cat from Outer Space

Favorite Quotes-
1) "Rodents of unusual size? I don't think they exist." Wesley-Princess Bride
2) "Indeed, Gentlemen. While you were gone I had the oppurtuity to observe your counter-parts more closely. They were brutal, savage, unprincipled, uncivilized, treacherous in every way, a perfect example of Homo-sapians, the very flower of humanity." Spock-Mirror Mirror.
3)"How do you figure it, Chekov? First, we're going to Altar 6. Then, we're going to Vulcan. Then we're heading back to Altar 6. Now, we're going to Vulcan." "I think I'm going to be space sick." Sulu and Chekov-Amok Time.
4)"Eunice? There's a person named Eunice?" What's Up Doc
5)"Little Spock Lives" Me
6)"Risk are our business! When man first looked at the stars-" Tavia's Kirk
7)"Go to Meijers!" Me and my friends. Inside joke, don't ask
8)"Dagger, dagger" My fellow Team Elijah members
9)"Ginger...is a genius." Nadia-A View from Saturday
10)"It's stuck!" "Then pull harder!" Me talking to my Nancy Drew computer game
11)"And then they met...the Bernstein bears!" My dad-when reading comics to us
12)"Thank you for that report" My dad-when we say "Uhh, well, uhh" too much
13)"But why is the rum gone?" -Jack, POTC
14)"You know me well, Korgano." -Data/Masaka, Masks
15)"I press it, and he dies." -Milana Monroe, Mirror-Mirror
16)'I don't like the taste or the smell, and they're very bad for you, but cigarettes are very in and I'd like to smoke another one.' -Esmé Squalor, The Slippery Slope
17) "Elizabeth is safe, just like I promised. She's going to marry Norrington, just like she promised, and you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word, really, except for Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman." -Captain Jack Sparrow, POTC

I have another story posted that isn't on here. That's because Alania and I both wrote it, and she wanted it to be under her name. It's called "Read This or Else." So do as the title says, and be sure to review. We just posted the sequel on my account

"May the force be with you"
"Live Long and Prosper"
"The World is Quiet Here"
"For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son that whosoever believe in him should not perish but have everlasting life."
SMILE!

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Lonely Lycanthrope by visualpurple reviews
The Story of Remus Lupin: Before Hogwarts, before the Marauders, before the wolfsbane potion. Rated K plus for violence and frightening images. CHAPTER 12 UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,276 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Remus L.
The Songs of Ithilorn by Irony-chan reviews
Assorted poetry inspired by Lord of the Rings, both books and movies.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/24/2005 - Published: 1/21/2005
Please Leave Your Name And Phone Number by Super Shayde reviews
A really stupid fic about what I think certain character's answering machine messages would be. Cute and unbelievably lame. [TO BE CONTINUED]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/9/2005 - Published: 11/20/2004
Harry Potter & the Severus Snape Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
Severitus Challenge - After reading so many stories about where Severus Snape is somehow Harry’s father, I have decided to write a parody about them. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/29/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Complete
Book the Twelth: A Comedy by Laura V. Bleediotie reviews
My first attempt at a humor fic. This is my version of Book 12, in a way you probably haven't seen before...
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,927 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/10/2005 - Published: 11/28/2004
The Man Behind the Hedges by visualpurple reviews
You may think that you are in for a pleasant surprise when you read this story, but you'd be terribly wrong. This fanfic includes many rotten things, including a silver mirror, a broken chair, and a desperate author seeking the help of the general public.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,008 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 2/27/2005 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Lemony S., Count O. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Something Something Something by Super Shayde reviews
A parody of book six! Just too tempting, sorry [COMPLETED - 13 chapters]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,043 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/26/2005 - Published: 10/23/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
My Life as a Mary Sue by Rhea Silverkeys reviews
It’s hard being a Mary Sue, it really is. You wouldn’t think so, but it is. I mean, look what I have to go through. Boys chasing you all the time? I mean, sure, the attention is nice, but really. I have a limit. And all these powers...the perfect looks...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/7/2005 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lord of Junior High by Warriormaid 3000 reviews
A spoof of Lord of the Rings except it takes place in a junior high school. Gifted class students,band nerds, peer mentors, atheletes, and the whole student body bands together to destroy the One Pen. This used to be in script format, but since the admins
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,687 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/25/2004 - Published: 8/28/2004
Elven Vanity, and other FOTR Limericks by Avalon Estel reviews
A series of limericks about the Fellowship. Believe me, it's funnier than it sounds. Thank-you's for all my reviewers, your opinions are very dear. [COMPLETE]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/28/2004 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Complete
An Adventure You'll Never Believe by Emileelee reviews
An HP Fanfiction author learns not to write Mary-Sues…(hint-hint this story has a MORAL…)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2004 - Argus F.
After All: By K Baudelaire by Laura V. Bleediotie reviews
A decade after the end of ASoUE, Klaus believes he can find his sisters when a newspaper article reports a sighting of two of the infamous "Baudelaire Butchers". Is everything finally going to be normal for Klaus? {Now Finished!}
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,480 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/24/2004 - Published: 10/3/2004
Elrond's Surgery by Quickbeam29 reviews
When Arwen brings Frodo back, stabbed and looking inebriated, it is up to the skills of Elrond to save him.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2004
I Dream of Mary Sue by taximeter reviews
In which Ginny runs and screams from the wrath of the impending doom of Mary Sues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2004 - Ginny W.
The Make of a Captain by Tavia reviews
In a universe where the Enterprise never fights Klingons and Kirk leads a gang of pirates, what will happen when Kirk comes together with the people we know as his closest friends? Update 7-10-04! -COMPLETE-
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 90,988 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/10/2004 - Published: 7/16/2003 - Complete
Forever Alive by Mordred reviews
Before the boy who lived, there was another story. One of a monster inside of a man. One of a hero inside of a child. One of a traitor inside of a friend. And one of an angel inside of a demon. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 118 - Words: 455,933 - Reviews: 2229 - Favs: 1,408 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 7/8/2004 - Published: 8/4/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Estel's Happy Childhood by Erestor reviews
Parody of Estel Childhood Fics. Perhaps you have noticed a few recurring themes: the pain, the suffering, the angst? Here they are, neatly condensed for your enjoyment. Revised June '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2004 - Aragorn, Elrond - Complete
Chicken Noodle Soup For the Trekkie Soul by Tavia reviews
This is a Star Trek serial. About time I thought of calling it that. Gone on Indefinite Shore Leave
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 137,732 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/8/2004 - Published: 7/19/2002
Trouble with Trekkies by Lita Inverse reviews
Kirk, Bones, and Spock beam down to a planet. But through an accident get stuck in our world where the meet a Trekkie. A trekki who happens to be obsessed with Spock.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,932 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/23/2004 - Published: 11/17/2002 - Spock
To Talk Like a Pirate by Tavia reviews
En route to Tortuga, Jack tries to teach Will how to talk like a pirate...part story, part language lesson, all humorous intent!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/24/2003
The GROSS Club Handbook by Dannor reviews
Written by Calvin (with the help of Hobbes). The official handbook for the G.R.O.S.S.- explicit rules and regulations- along with arguments by Calvin and Hobbes. COMPLETE! Sorry for the long wait, guys- writer's block isn't fun.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,415 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 27 - Updated: 11/19/2003 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Complete
The Art of Escape by Tavia reviews
One chap ficlet. Kirk, Spock and McCoy try to figure a way out of a Klingon holding cell. Blatant Advertising: I wrote a POTC fic! Please go read it! It's quite random...
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2003
The Stars Trek Through Xanth by Tavia reviews
Star Trek goes to Xanth, Piers Anthony's magical land, which is filled with humor, randomness and puns. And insanity. Enjoy. No knowledge of Xanth necessary! Incomplete. Sorry!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,258 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/11/2003 - Published: 5/2/2003
It's Just Magic! With Zina Mayk by Emma Kathryn reviews
The only Enchanted Forest-based radio talkshow out there! Now up: Episode V: Wizards vs. Dragons!
Enchanted Forest - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,344 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/26/2003 - Published: 11/7/2002
Calvin and Hobbes: Around the World by Dannor reviews
*COMPLETE* Calvin's Dad gets a trip around the world for his job. He takes the family along. What happens? Two words: UTTER HAVOC.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,077 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 5/6/2003 - Published: 9/23/2002 - Complete
The Amazing Adventures of Kalahari by Taskemus reviews
A Mary Sue Parody - Can Kalahari be any more perfect?
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2003
Locked Box by Blynneda reviews
Spock and McCoy have their own little adventure, involving danger and a lot of banter, not necessarily in that order. COMPLETE
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,330 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/16/2003 - Published: 11/18/2002 - L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
Versus by Blynneda reviews
A series of largely unrelated stories that are FUNNY! Please trust me! Unless you don't think they're funny. Then they aren't. **Spock vs. Birthdays**
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,236 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/28/2003 - Published: 1/15/2003
Everyone Goes Nuts AKA Down With the Sets by Tavia reviews
Stella is BACK! Soon she, Harry, and, of course, the Enterprise, are all gathered on Dedum again. Beyond that, there is no plot. Only madness. Kirk screams, sets fall, all sorts of strange happenings happen! Complete
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,698 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 12/21/2002 - Published: 10/9/2002 - Complete
Vulcans and Chicken Noodle Soup Don't Mix by Tavia reviews
When Spock has a bowl of chicken noodle soup, he begins acting...oddly. Includes Spock reciting Shakespeare on the roof of a tree house, Spock thinking Kirk is John Adams, Spock singing...you get the idea. Please R/R.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,901 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/17/2002 - Published: 6/29/2002 - Spock, J. Kirk
The Enterprise Crew Goes to Vegas by Tavia reviews
Just what the title says: Kirk, Spock and McCoy go to Vegas. Spock wins big at poker, and Kirk hits on a dozen showgirls. Please R/R.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,751 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 5/21/2002 - Published: 5/19/2002
Another Day in Star Trek by lone-apprentice reviews
Just another day in everyone's favorite Sci-fi show.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/25/2002
The Mask of Stella by Tavia reviews
It's hard to summarize this, so just know it's crazy. Please R/R. Act III now up. WARNING: If you think scenes of Kirk running, screaming, and cowering behind his command chair will bother you, don't read this story.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,783 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 10/8/2001 - Published: 9/24/2001
The Big BreakUp by Tavia reviews
Kirk and McCoy debate who's had the most failed romantic relationships. You'll never guess who wins. Please RR.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2001
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The Sugar Bowl reviews
Do not read this collection of poems I have gathered from the remains of a green mansion that was burned to the ground. They are horribly tragic.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/31/2006 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Lemony S., VFD
The Dragon Dungeon reviews
This a story about the Harry Potter characters, but it has the plot of Lemony Snicket. Don't read this story! It's mournful, melancholy, and morose, which here means "Full of woe." This is about the tragic lives of the Potter orphans.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,318 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/28/2006 - Published: 11/7/2004
insert clever and witty title here reviews
It's FINALLY HERE! The long awaited SEQUEL to 'Read This or Else' cowritten by Alania & Pearlgirl! What will happen when the Enterprise returns to Baltan V? More clones, more Doctor Death, more insanity!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,858 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 2/28/2006 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Spock, L. McCoy - Complete
For you, Beatrice reviews
A love poem Lemony wrote to Beatrice when he was feeling miserable. LB I REVIEWED THIS POEM MYSELF AND GAVE EVIDENCE FOR MY CLAIMS! I DON'T THINK THAT LEMONY WAS THE BAUDELAIRE'S FATHER, I ONLY THINK HE LOVE THEIR MOTHER BEFORE SHE MARRIED MR.BAUDELAIRE!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Complete
How would the Snicket characters eat a Reese's? reviews
read this Very Funny Dialogue! I read the Grim Grotto so chapter 13 is all about Grim Grotto characters. R and R!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,454 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/6/2005 - Published: 3/23/2004
The Sinister Start reviews
What would happen if you took the Lemony Snicket plot and inserted Harry Potter characters? Find out by reading and REVIEWING! COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,839 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/5/2004 - Published: 3/16/2004 - Remus L., Voldemort - Complete
Celeste Strikes Back reviews
A MarySue in Middle Earth? Yuppers. She must join with the fellowship to help destory the ring. Will she survive it's evil power? Will she help good conquer evil? Will Aragorn fall for her? Read and FIND OUT!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/2/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Pansy's Pain reviews
This is basically making fun of angst stories because I can't write them at all. It takes a good writer to write a story that makes you cry, and I'm only capable of making people cry with laughter. This is about Pansy and her life. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8/13/2004 - Cho C., Harry P. - Complete
The Superlative Suitcase Scramble reviews
This is a story about what happens when seven crew members have the same suitcase. And by the way, don't you like my alliteration? FINISHED!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,542 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/17/2004 - Published: 12/3/2003 - L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
The Return of Celeste reviews
That's right, the ultimate Mary Sue is back in action! And now she's afflicting the Doctor Who universe with her nauseating perfection! R and R!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2004 - Complete
Celeste reviews
This is about a French MarySue who comes to Hogwarts that IS NOT RELATED TO ANYONE EVIL! It's really random so read it!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,010 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5/6/2004 - Hermione G., Cho C. - Complete
One Mood Ring to Rule Them All reviews
It turns you invisible, gives you long life and changes color depending on what mood you're in!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/2/2004 - Galadriel, Frodo B.
The Sneetches Star Trek Style reviews
This is my version of Dr. Suess's poem The Sneetches I really like that poem! RR!
StarTrek: Other - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8/20/2003 - Complete
Holidays on the Enterprise reviews
This used to be called An Easter Story. Now it's about lots of different holidays with your favorite crew. R/R!!!!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,303 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/4/2003 - Published: 4/18/2003 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy
How would the crew of the Enterprise eat a Reese's reviews
The first chapter is TOS and the second chapter is TNG. R and R PLEASE!!
StarTrek: Other - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,476 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/14/2003 - Published: 5/15/2003
The Game Show reviews
FINISHED! This story is about the Enterprise going on a game show. This story includes: severe insanity, rambling, and The Question Box of Doom
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,945 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/21/2003 - Published: 4/13/2003 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy - Complete
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