Author has written 10 stories for Final Fantasy XIII, Twilight, and Final Fantasy XIII-2.
Hi, I'm Fang! I see you managed to find your way to my profile. Welcome! While you're here, if you would like to catch up on any missed info about my stories under the 'announcements' heading, read through my stories, give 'em a review, and look up my recommendations (preferably in that order)?
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Name - Does not compute
Birthday - 1st May
Star Sign - Taurus
Religion - I have my own
- I'm alive. So that's a start. I've just been swamped by coursework. Why, you ask? So I can get a good well-paying job. God, being an adult sucks arse. Where are the other adultier adults? I wanna be a kid again!
- I have a new laptop. Sleek, black, and (more importantly) has Word. Which means that while in approximately 5 weeks from now I will have more time to write, I will actually have somewhere to save my files. Thank bloody Christ for that.
- The Light To Darkness has been updated! Check out Chapter 17 now!
Recommendations: Deceiving Love, Organisation REI (Envious sky) Sweet sweet ignorance, Etro's Temple (seeker of the skies) Chance or Fate (YGP)
FFXIII: Hoperai, FLight, Lanille, FangxVanille, LightxSnow (I firmly believe in HxL and FxV, though I do like the other ones)
FFX: TidusxYuna, PainexGippal
HP: Dramione, Hinny, Jily
Mortal Instruments: Clace, Simabelle, Malec
Vampire Academy: RosexDimitri, LissaxChristian
I have split this section into two groups: stories I'm currently writing or have already written and stories i'm planning to write in the near-future. Bolded stories are my priority.
Key: (I) - incomplete, (C) - complete, (U) - unwritten as of yet, (P) - already planned, (SP) - semi-planned.
Final Fantasy XIII/XIII-2
The Light To Darkness (I, SP) - Everyone has their own reasons for following a certain path: jealousy, fear, bravery and idiocy being only some of many of them, but righteous and good intentions can only get you so far. What compels someone to act, to save a life in the midst of utter chaos? What compels someone to try to rescue the already damned? And why do so many people have to die trying? (This one has by far my favourite summary *blushes with pride* what do you think? If you have any ideas or want to BETA my stories (I do need a BETA reader, I'll admit that, Claire!) just PM me with your ideas and I'll try to incorporate them, if not in one of these stories above, then in a new story.)
Better Days (C) - Your favourite FFXIII characters realise PSICOM's on their trail again and flee to the only safety they can - the nearby forest. And with the help of one, Lightning realises she shouldn't ignore what has been given to her. (AU, very short story, also the first one I ever wrote on the site, it's not very good, but you've gotta start somewhere. You could consider it a one-shot split up into five chapters. I am thinking of re-posting it as a full-blown story, but I really want its prequel to get some attention first.)
New Beginnings (I) - 'What is she hiding?' Hope is uprooted from the city he's grown up in all of his life. Although his school sucks, he meets new friends, and new challenges roll his way. Will he survive what's to come? (Quite obviously AU, my second story. I am quite proud of this one, so please leave some love in the form of a review or just PM me to let me know you're reading. I feel uncomfortable sometimes when I know people are reading but don't have anything to say about it)
The Second Titanic (I, SP) - When Lightning gets a letter saying she and her family and friends are invited to sail on the Titanic II, they think it's going to be an ordinary cruise - right? (AU. whoever says this should be in Crossover, it has NOTHING whatsoever to do with the movie Titanic. it has no movie themes whatsoever. No Crossover for you! *crosses arms like she knows what she's talking about*)
Reunion (I, SP) - 'Nothing. I feel nothing.' Lightning is in limbo. She doesn't know who she is, but she retains her memories of those around her. And those around her, love her and want her home - one in particular. (Set after events of FFXIII and ignores events of FFXIII-2)
Where is My Mind? (I, SP) - Pretty much drabble about Snow and Lightning, mostly situated in Pulse, mostly there to pass the time. Am currently taking requests. (I might make a oneshot scrapbook about other characters as well, and if you want to request anything for these or any other stories I have in the works or something, just let me know in a review or PM and I'll see what I can do!)
If I May (C) - Hope's twenty-first birthday is coming up, and NORA were planning it for the fifth year running. What are they planning to make this birthday so different from the last? How will it impact his relationship with Lightning? (Something I wrote while I was sick. Contains a lemon, just to warn you).
Happy Family (C) - Hope didn't know how much longer he could keep going like this. (Oneshot, kinda angsty I guess.)
Annoyance All Around (C) - Cie'th are everywhere in Academia, and Noel gets frustrated. Serah attempts to comfort him, but it's really Mog that saves the day. (Oneshot, set in Academia. It's a pretty crappy summary, but it's all I could come up with.)
Twisted: A Twilight Parody (I, SP)- A hopefully funny parody in which my good friend Lenah and I get thrown into the Twilight series. Will we make it home? Or will we be stuck there forever? (Summary could be better; I hate summaries. basically tearing the story to pieces with my friends because we were bored.)
Stories I'm planning to write. If you have any suggestions for these or the stories above, please let me know! i like when my readers know what they want :)
Final Fantasy XIII/XIII-2
Revenge (U, SP) - When Sanctum experiments turn on them, they are powerless to stop the chaos that follows. Lightning is one of those experiments and aims to stop more. Will she succeed? (HxL, AU)
Divine Conflict (U, SP) - What if Etro wasn't the Goddess most thought she was? What if she fought tooth-and-nail for a humanity who cannot protect themselves? What if Etro was betrayed by someone she loved, despite everything? What if Etro...wasn't Etro at all? (Something I came up with while listening to the XIII-2 soundtrack)
Eldest (U, SP) - In a world where magic and good are commonplace, two sisters live their lives as daughters of the Pharaoh. How will they fare when two strangers appear from nowhere, bringing with them emotional upheaval, freak storms and an ancient evil just waiting to pounce? (AU, FLight, set in Ancient/not-so-Ancient Egypt)
The Hogwarts Chronicles - Lenah Tsarro is an orphan, unknowing of her heritage as a Pure-blooded witch. When a letter from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry finds her, and then Professor Dumbledore himself, her world turns on its head. Thrown onto the scarlet steam-engine along with the legendary Harry Potter, will she survive her first year? (Follows the main plotline to a point, but from Lenah's POV; pairings pending for this and later stories.)
There. Above are my stories! Please, please, please, please, please R&R! I need some love :(
This section is basically a list and description of all my OC's, most of which are evil in some stories and/or just downright crazy.
Lenah Tsarro (This OC is one of my main ones, and stars in my stories 'New Beginnings' and 'The Hogwarts Chronicles'.)
- Bright green eyes, long black hair, usually tied up in a pony tail, in a tied-up plait or just plainly hanging down past her butt. Stubborn as all hell about almost anything, she is the one to have on your side during any sort of argument, or when your world is in danger of crashing down around your ears. She will listen to her good friends' problems, and more often than not she will beat up the person who started said problem. Fiercely protective of her friends and remaining family, this girl will both charm you and petrify you at the same time, depending on where you stand.
New Beginnings: Using the name 'Rainah' as a cover for her true name and purpose, Lenah is a vague, mysterious woman who is inextricably linked to her sister, her friends, and a very secret organisation, and may or may not have a tiny crush on the man who heads it.
The Hogwarts Chronicles: Lenah is a sweet girl, albeit puzzling and stubborn at times, and has had to go through a lot more than a girl her age should. Her only family was murdered and she now currently resides in the 'Happy Valley' Orphanage in Cokeworth. But that all changes when the great Professor Dumbledore himself shows up and offers to take her to a boarding school for others like her. "Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry", the school in question, will show her that just because she had nothing to start with, doesn't mean she can't make her own future with the scraps that are given to her.
Andrea Stanford (Stars in 'The Second Titanic' and 'The Hogwarts Chronicles')
- Cool blue eyes, long black hair, usually kept in a tight bun to keep it out of her way. Often prefers to be professional, but sometimes her true nature shines through.
The Second Titanic - Lightning senses a dangerous aura about her that no-one else seems to be able to, almost sinister in its energy, especially around her. Why can Lightning never seem to force her guard down with this mysterious, sinister but seemingly harmless woman?
The Hogwarts Chronicles - A kind-hearted woman, Andrea adopts Lenah shortly before her eleventh birthday, unknowingly saving her from the hell that was an orphanage. But even the most kind-hearted and generous harbor secrets...
Ashely Greene (Pronounced the same as 'Ashley', stars in 'Revenge', one of the stories I'm planning, and 'The Hogwarts Chronicles' as a Greengrass)
- Grey eyes and short black hair died blonde, coming to around her shoulders. She insists that everyone call her 'Ashe', refuses to let anything get her down, and loves surprises, especially when they're made by the people she loves. Not one to mince words, she sticks to the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, all delivered with a wink and a smile. She is confusing to strangers and downright insane to her best friends, and cannot stand to see someone close to her in pain.
Revenge - Ashely is a sweet innocent soul who still refuses to let anyone or anything get her down regardless of the situation, qualities that she's retained despite the hell the Sanctum put her through. She likes to think of herself as her team's calming influence, stopping them from jumping in while thinking irrationally - and sometimes when they're not thinking at all. She morphs into an eagle and has a hidden mind-reading ability.
The Hogwarts Chronicles - Not yet revealed.
Hannah Davis (Stars in 'Revenge')
- Short straight red hair and bright green eyes, a self-proclaimed chocoholic with a never-ending source of optimism. She doesn't believe in lies and she's no fan of people who tell them for kicks. A trusted secret-keeper who never leaves a friend behind, she will always have your back unless you betray her in the worst possible way.
Revenge - Best friends with Ashely, Hannah is one of the younger members of Keller's group and, during her captivity with the Sanctum, also one of the most prized and protected. As well as the ability to shift into a raven, she also has the power to create false memories and plant them into a single mind of her choosing. She can also coerce those with a weak mind (also known as 'hypnotism').
Raksha 'Keller' Lina (Stars in 'Revenge' and 'The Light To Darkness', the prequel to 'Better Days', which I am currently re-writing)
- Eyes that are a perfect mix of brown, green and blue, with green the prominent colour (could be considered hazel), long, long glossy, golden-brown hair tied in a plait. She is mysterious at best. You mess with her family, you mess with her. She's completely honest about what she's thinking about everyone, and loves a good fight.
Revenge - Keller is the mysterious leader of the rogue experiments and was the first to escape, causing other brave, labeled experiments to follow in her footsteps. With Lightning as her second-in-command, she and the rest of the experiments are on a quest to stop others from becoming like them. She morphs into a black panther.
The Light To Darkness - Keller accompanies Hope, Vanille and the others into the Vestige, where she is branded another enemy of the state and her home. But was Cocoon her home in the first place? Where does she come from? And what is her connection to Fang?
And now I dare you to read the rest of this very long page (got most of it from seeker of the skies' page, I recommend her stories, Sweet Sweet Ignorance and Etro's Temple)
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux, Aintzane411, BillieMaysSaysKaboom,Nuns N' Bagels, Damon.x.Baird.x, ita-chan01,ccsakura21, envious sky, 0erbayunFang
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl, 777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Deidara's Manialoll 4 Ever, DrownMySoul, red-headed psychopaths wanted, Yaoi's Girl, lrr, Vampire.Addiction, Crescent Luna Moon,EmoEccentrica,fostofina,superkandybratz,ccsakura21, envious sky, 0erbayunFang
This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you! 54/100 apply to me.
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
Which Final Fantasy 7 character do I have the most in common with? Found this on Electronic-Star's page :P
Cloud Strife (Varies with different versions of Cloud.)
Total = 9
[ ] You're really social.
Total = 7
[ ] You love to garden.
Total = 5
Tifa Lockhart (All Versions)
[ ] You're good at boxing.
Total = 4
Vincent Valentine (All Versions)
[ ] You're considered a ‘vampire’ quite often.
Total = 7
Yuffie Kisaragi (All Versions)
[x] You're incredibly hyper.
Total = 9
Total = 7
[x] You like guns.
Total = 9
[ ] You can play a musical instrument.
Total = 6
[x] Your nickname is used more often than your real name.
Total = 6
[ ] You wonder where your mother is.
Total = 4
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying
FRIENDS: Comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend
FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night
FRIENDS: Will be embarrassed when all goes silent and you start to sing the song that has been stuck in your head for days
FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house
FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
FRIENDS: Come over every couple of months for a sleepover
FRIENDS: Are offended when you make fun of them
FRIENDS: Are shy around your boyfriend
FRIENDS: Don't see you if you're sick
FRIENDS:Dare you to scream into the street
FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you
FRIENDS: Will tell you they know how you feel
FRIENDS: Ask nicely for your stuff
FRIENDS: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour
FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things
FRIENDS: Will come and ask you to get a drink with her if some strange boy grabs you on the dance floor and you need an 'out'.
FRIENDS: Will not try anything that will embarrass you while near your crush.
FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this
DARE YOU TO READ ALL OF THESE
copy and paste this onto your profile if you hate stereotypes. (BOLD the ones you are)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I must not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I used to TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEELEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activitist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russian's roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO. (if i knew any then yeah, i would hang with them cuz they're awesome :P)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be coneited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love friend chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED, so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. (I'm sorry, but this one makes me laugh, and not because i'm stereotypical.)
I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil. (For the fashion, not the attitude!)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon (haha, yum)
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEELEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS, and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOUR, so I MUST be crazy. (I'm actually sanity-challenged - oh, what the hell, i'm INSANE!!!)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.(only a fangirl of people who are in games, so I can't be a stalker, TAKE THAT!)
I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH, so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts (actually called a kilt)
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and want to castrate every man on earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I MUST be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and a MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be reponsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN, so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritiual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I'm a WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. (I went to Hogwarts...that count?)
I love YAOI, so I MUST BE GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME, AND COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore, I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. (for the fashion, not the attitude)
I'm STRONG, so I MUST be stupid,
I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a lose, and not be up with the times.
I'm GAY, so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be a LESBIAN.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.
I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life, so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE, so I MUST be an ARSONIST.
I am a LESBIAN, so I MUST have short hair, tattoos and be BUTCH.
I am a LESBIAN, so I MUST want to be a MAN.
I am SAME-SEX ORIENTED, so I MUST be treated differently.
This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won’t repost it
I went to a party, And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom, So I had a sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself, The way you said I would,
That I didn't drink and drive, Though some friends said I should.
I made a healthy choice, And your advice to me was right,
The party finally ended, and the kids drove out of sight,
I got into my car, Sure to get home in one piece,
I never knew what was coming, Mom Something I expected least.
Now I'm lying on the pavement, And I hear the policeman say,
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk, Mom, his voice seems far away.
My own blood's all around me, As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear The paramedic say, This girl is going to die.
I'm sure the guy had no idea, While he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive, Now I would have to die.
So why do people do it, Mom, Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me, Like a hundred stabbing knives.
Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom Tell daddy to be brave,
And when I go to heaven, "Daddy's Girl" is on my grave.
Someone should have taught him, That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had, I'd still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter, Mom I'm getting really scared.
These are my final moments, And I'm so unprepared.
I wish that you could hold me Mom, As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say, "I love you, Mom!" So I love you and good-bye.
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You know you live in 2011 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have Facebook or Twitter.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
There are three kinds of people: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who don't know what the heck is happening.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...
It takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me
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