Myrtle Venom
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Joined 02-03-12, id: 3690280, Profile Updated: 05-09-17
Author has written 6 stories for James Bond, Harry Potter, American Horror Story, and Grace and Frankie.

~~~ ᴅ ᴏ ɴ · ᴛ ʙ ᴇ ᴀ ʜ ᴀ ᴛ ᴇ ʀ , ᴅ ᴇ ᴀ ʀ ~~~


Good afternoon. Anyone for tea?

'No matter how hard I worked at it, I never felt special either,
but with my re-emergence from the flames - look at me.
I'm fabulous, reinvigorated.
One never knows what the universe has in store for us.'


ᶰᵃᵐᵉ: Myrtle Snow A.K.A. Vanessa

ᵃᵍᵉ: 20


University student from Germany whose focus is on English Studies (which incl. linguistics, literature, speaking practice, and history). The arts - music, drawing, acting, writing - have always been my greatest passion and what motivated me to go on.
I have recently begun publishing my fanfiction works here again after I've taken a break from writing for a few years - it's what people call a writer's block; my muse was floating somewhere in other realms, unreachable, but it has returned with my newly refreshed admiration for American Horror Story and Grace and Frankie.
Also a proud Potterhead and a Downtonian.
Unhealthy obsession with actresses who are at least sixty (Helen Mirren, Judi Dench, Maggie Smith, Jessica Lange, Frances Conroy, Susan Sarandon).
My ships are usually all femslash - my favourite kind of shipping is turning enemies to lovers - my current OTP is Myrona (Myrtle Snow and Fiona Goode).


* ғ ᴀ ɴ ᴅ ᴏ ᴍ s *

Grace and Frankie
American Horror Story
Harry Potter
Downton Abbey
James Bond

* s ʜ ɪ ᴘ s *

Grace/Frankie
Moira/Constance
Shachath/Sister Jude
Sister Jude/Kit
Myrtle/Fiona
Myrtle/Delia
Gloria/Elsa
Minerva/Dolores
James/M
Mrs Hughes/Mr Carson


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Forget Me Not by mstoadoftoadhall reviews
Irina, with her outsider's blood and lack of any real prospects, knew that she was nothing short of lucky for gaining such a steady position as a maid for a wealthy widow and her spoiled, if not volatile son. Perhaps it wasn't wise to fall in love with her employer or to indulge so in their fast growing friendship. Not with everything for both of them to lose. F/F relationship
American Horror Story - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,331 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 3/6 - OC, Gloria M., Dandy M.
Series of Sarange One Shots by Katja93 reviews
Sarange Smut. Sorry 'bout that.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,942 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30
Seven kisses by MinervaMargaretMcG reviews
Seven types of kisses shared between maid and mistress with each their own meaning.
Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,544 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 1/6 - [S. O'Brien, Cora C.]
Liebe fragt nicht by Mr-Spock1 reviews
Beginnt während des OoP: Minerva McGonagall wird verletzt, als sie Hagrid helfen will. Septima Vector findet sie und kümmert sich. Aus Kolleginnen wird langsam mehr... Femmeslash MM/SV Rating wegen späterer Kapitel angehoben COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - German - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 145,509 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Severus S., Minerva M., S. Vector - Complete
Goodbye, Goodbye by xphile.1 reviews
Myrtle visits Fiona in the middle of the night to convince her to say goodbye to The Axeman. Rated M for femslash.
American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Fiona G., Myrtle S - Complete
Hold Me by xphile.1 reviews
A short one-shot with no plot. I'd apologize but who doesn't want to read a shower scene of Fiona and the Axeman? (Okay, and Myrtle, too.) Rated M for sexual themes and femslash. I didn't do justice to the hotness of Fiona and the Axeman, but I tried!
American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Fiona G., Myrtle S - Complete
When You Have A Child by SassyRaydorGirl reviews
The sequel to Avec l'amour de Paris. The daily lives of James, M, Ava and of course the others. SPOILERS FOR SPOOKS...If you haven't seen it and want to then don't read. Enjoy my lovlies xxx
James Bond - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,445 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 5/19/2013 - James Bond/007, M 3
Your Darkest Hours by xphile.1 reviews
Spoilerish fic that takes place during "The Magical Delights of Stevie Nicks" with Cordelia, Fiona, Myrtle, and Stevie. Fiona apologizes to Delia. Rated M for possible femslash (Myrona) in the next chapter - not sure yet!
American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,044 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Fiona G., Cordelia F., Myrtle S
Perfecting the Kiss Shot by xphile.1 reviews
Fiona shows Myrtle how to play pool. A prompt-driven longish one-shot with femslash.
American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Fiona G., Myrtle S - Complete
Your Innocence is Mine by xphile.1 reviews
Jude meets her new roommate at Briarcliff, the Angel of Death. The Angel provides a release, and it's not from living. Rated M for femslash. One-shot.
American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Sister Jude - Complete
Blurred Lines by xphile.1 reviews
Being "in charge everywhere," Fiona trying to get her way is nothing new, but this time she tries to have her way with a very resistant Myrtle. Not much of a plot so to speak, and femslash ahead, of course.
American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,167 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Fiona G., Myrtle S
You Won't Get Your Way in the End by xphile.1 reviews
Taking LadyNobleSong's lead (with permission!) on the pairing of Myrtle Snow / Fiona Goode. While this story will have a lot of angst-ridden interaction with the two, with semi-graphic femslash it will actually have a plot/storyline now! Fiona persuades Myrtle to become her ally despite their tumultuous relationship. Eventually, they uncover a plot to destroy the coven.
American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,144 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Fiona G., Myrtle S - Complete
A Little Bit of Soap by xphile.1 reviews
Myrtle catches Fiona not being quite so "clean." Rated M for femslash...big surprise there. Written in response to a prompt!
American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Fiona G., Myrtle S - Complete
We're on Each Other's Team by xphile.1 reviews
A sequel of sorts to "Witch's Honor" but rated M for femslash and some light bondage stuff. No plot really, just smutty stuff.
American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Fiona G., Myrtle S - Complete
Coral Is Your Color by xphile.1 reviews
Set in the midst of "The Sacred Taking." A one-shot short fic that came to mind watching the Myrtle / Fiona scene. Femslash.
American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Fiona G., Myrtle S - Complete
You And I, We're Burning Slow by LadyNobleSong reviews
They had never meant for it to happen; and yet it had, more often than either of them would ever admit. Myrtle Snow/Fiona Goode. Femslash. You have been warned!
American Horror Story - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2013 - [Myrtle S, Fiona G.] - Complete
What Is This Feeling by SassyRaydorGirl reviews
This is dedicated to Ancelin who requested this story. I always aime to please. M gets injured and James offers to take care of her, the roles are soon reversed and feelings develop.
James Bond - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,687 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 6/29/2013 - James Bond/007, M 3 - Complete
You Make Me Want To Live Again by SassyRaydorGirl reviews
Douglas finds his feelings for Evelyn growing stronger everyday. The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel. A little more of Douglas/Evelyn.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Complete
Avec l'amour de Paris by SassyRaydorGirl reviews
Contains Characters from Skyfall but in no relation to events from Skyfall. As far as I'm concerned it never happened. James gets hurt when trying to retrieve the Medusa Emerald. Will M let her true feelings known when she visits him in Hospital.
James Bond - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 54,722 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - James Bond/007, M 3 - Complete
Begin Again by SassyRaydorGirl reviews
M's Husband dies suddenly leaving James to help her though her grief. Will M's new found feelings for her favourite Agent as he helps her cope change things between them. Contains the cast of Skyfall but the events that took place never happened.
James Bond - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 22,624 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - James Bond/007, M 3 - Complete
Team Building by SassyRaydorGirl reviews
M's Department are sent away on a Team Building Course in the woods much to the annoyance of everyone. Whilst making it together as a team, relationships develop and friendships are made. Post Skyfall. If you haven't seen the movie then don't read. Characters are not mine, unfortunately.
James Bond - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,706 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 3/24/2013 - James Bond/007, M 3, M. Penny, Q 3 - Complete
Everything Will Be All Right In The End by SassyRaydorGirl reviews
A little Fic for The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel. I don't quite understand why there aren't any already. For Judi Dench and Bill Nighy Douglas/Evelyn. Dedicated to Vannie InsomniaCraig and Liz1967 xx
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,850 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Complete
The Events After Skyfall by SassyRaydorGirl reviews
SPOILERS FOR SKYFALL. SO IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT DON'T READ JUST YET.
James Bond - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,212 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 11/10/2012 - James Bond/007, M 3 - Complete
Perpetual Anticipation by ladyvivien reviews
M sits at her desk, the fate of the Western world in her hands. She's cool, calm, competent. Not for her anymore the thrill of the chase, the rush of adrenaline.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2012 - James Bond/007, M 3 - Complete
Brave New World by potterology reviews
To M, who had never been very religious, it seemed exceedingly pitiless to guess at the worth of a dead man, and she could not imagine what value Bond would hold in the eyes of an unknown deity, but to her, standing there in the rain next to a bleak grey headstone, he took the top spot. - slight Bond/M3 feels. Poss spoilers for Skyfall.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/10/2012 - James Bond/007, M 3 - Complete
your freudian slip is showing by ladyvivien reviews
If M is going out into the field with 007, she wants the full experience. Set towards the end of Skyfall, so spoilers.
James Bond - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2012 - James Bond/007, M 3 - Complete
The Aftermath Of The Battle by Angel From Above Is Here reviews
Faragonda is crying after the battle on the grounds of Alfea. Althea finds her and gives her some advice. but what advice? And where will it lead the Headmistress? Read to find out! M rating is for the second chapter. May be precaution, may not be.
Winx Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,388 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Fargonda, Griffin - Complete
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Do You Want Me to Do Stuff to You? reviews
After the break-in, Frankie is persistent to sleep in Grace's bed, but Grace isn't impressed at all. Or can Frankie's persistence change Grace's mind or even her feelings about her roommate? [Set during S3xE4.]
Grace and Frankie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/8 - [Frankie, Grace] - Complete
Burn, Witch, Burn reviews
There are various reasons as to why a witch ends up burning at the stake. The Supreme's inevitable death, caused by her own lover's axe, is one of them - Myrtle Snow is suffering from the sudden change happening to the coven. Will she be willing to say goodbye in the end?
American Horror Story - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,071 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 2/27 - [Fiona G., Myrtle S] Cordelia F.
Louisiana Night reviews
After a heated argument with the Supreme, Myrtle Snow retreats to her bedroom at Miss Robichaux's Academy for Exceptional Young Ladies in order to release some stress over a delicious cigarillo during a typical Louisiana night.
American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26 - [Myrtle S, Fiona G.] - Complete
Man soll keine Lügen erzählen reviews
Minerva will im überaus rosafarbenen Büro ihrer geliebten Kollegin Dolores, der Großinquisitorin, eigentlich nur etwas suchen. Was allerdings passiert, wenn besagte Großinquisitorin beim Suchen stört, ist so unvorhergesehen wie unmöglich zugleich. Aber heißt es nicht, Gegensätze ziehen sich an?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - German - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,096 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2014 - [Minerva M., Dolores U.] - Complete
Death Does Not Kill reviews
Silva's dead. M's alive. At least something. But now M and her most loyal field agent James Bond, the man with the licence to kill, have to deal with unexpected feelings for one another. And Silva's death doesn't mean no problems anymore. {warnings: sexual content and major character death in later chapters}
James Bond - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,105 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 4/27/2013 - James Bond/007, M 3
When The Sky Falls Down reviews
The chapel. Skyfall. She lays in his arms, quite before losing the fight. She looks him in the eye, realising how much he means to her. Will there be a Happy End at all?
James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2013 - James Bond/007, M 3 - Complete