Author has written 4 stories for Darkest Powers, Vampire Academy, My Babysitter's a Vampire, and Alice in Wonderland, 2010.
Hey im a 16 year old girl with Black/Dark Brown hair. I have gold eyes and an average weight and im about 5'3. I live in a small town in Saskatchewan. I am obsessed with Assassins Creed and Skyrim video game series , Darkest Powers book series, Anime/Manga (Naruto, Cirque Du Freak, Etc.) and the Vampire Academy book series. I also love Alec Volturi. I am a bookworm, a klutz, hyper (at points), social (but only with people i like), I cosplay Naruto Uzumaki and me and my friend (who cosplays Sasuke Uchiha) Have a youtube channel call DeathCosplayPro. I LOVE MY BABYSITTER'S A VAMPIRE and TEEN WOLF AND LARRY STYLINSON!
NORMAL PEOPLE, Vs. MBAV Fans! Post this if you are a fan!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Think geeks are ugly and weird.
MBAV FANS: Will hang out with every geek around, knowing they could find a geek like Benny, Ethan, or Rory!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Aren't afraid of Vampires.
MBAV FANS: Will scream if they ever saw a person that looks like Jesse.
NORMAL PEOPLE: Love Twilight!
MBAV Fans: Will be afraid to ever go to a Twilight Premiere at The Movies, afraid Jesse and his crew will feast on our blood.
NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't even know what, "Seer" means.
MBAV FANS: Wish they were a "Seer" like Ethan!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Will think of telling an adult if they're having problems.
MBAV FANS: Will think of biting and turning the bully as revenge.
NORMAL PEOPLE: Have no problem if they saw a guy with fake fangs in their mouth
MBAV FANS: Will scream and take out a holy water gun, right before everyone calls you a weirdo.
NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't really need a babysitter.
MBAV FANS: Don't really need a babysitter at their age, but still hire one, hoping they'll find a babysitter like Sarah.
That girl you just called fat? She’s o/ding on diet pills.
That girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on makeup just so people may like her.
That boy you just tripped? He gets abused enough at home.
Remember the man with the ugly scars? He fought for our country.
Remember that woman with the distorted face? She was in a gas explosion.
People don’t have to hurt. Copy and paste if you are against bullying.
Copy and paste if...
If you continue to only fall in love with fictional boys, copy and paste this into your profile. (Sasuke Uchiha, Dean Winchester, Derek Souza, L Lawliett, Gaara of the Sand and Christian Ozera)
IF DEREK SOUZA IS TO YOU WHAT EDWARD CULLEN IS TO SUPER-FANS.
If Fanfiction is to you what Facebook is to other people.
If you love the fact that your eyes are the same color as Derek Souza's.
If you love the fact that your birthday is on the same day as someone you actually like.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb.
98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
5 really good comebacks:
1. I'd insult you, but you're not bright enough to notice.
I am the girl...
that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
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Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you.
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.
She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.
When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.
She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.
When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry.
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.
She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.
The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.
The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.
She asked if they would ask the man one question.
She was curious as to why he had not attacked her.
When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she
wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."
You're never alone...
93 Percent Of the people who read this won't repost it.
Don't be one of those people.
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this to your profile.
If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.
If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, beforebeing crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
YOUR GUY SIDE:
xYou love hoodies.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
Things to do on an Elevator
1.CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2.STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3.WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4.GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
6.STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7.SAY 'DING' at each floor.
8.SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9.MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10.STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11.WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12.TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13.DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14.WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15.PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16.ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17.HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18.DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19.BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20.PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21.SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22.CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
23.Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
24. Dress up in a long black cloak with a hood, stare at everyone, and in a demonic voice announce: "It is time..."
ACTUAL Labels on Products!
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
10 Ways To Be S-T-U-P-I-D:
1. Ask For Directions To A Place Youre Already At.
TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS!
1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
You know you live in the two thousands when:
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screen-name or Myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5 isn't there.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
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