Author has written 4 stories for Darkest Powers, Vampire Academy, My Babysitter's a Vampire, and Alice in Wonderland, 2010.
Hey im a 20 year old female with Black/Dark Brown hair. I have gold eyes and an average weight and im about 5'2. I live in an average city in Saskatchewan. I am obsessed with kpop, namely BTS, Assassins Creed and Skyrim video game series , Darkest Powers book series, Anime/Manga (Naruto, Cirque Du Freak, Etc.) and the Vampire Academy book series. I also love Alec Volturi. I am a bookworm, a klutz, hyper (at points), social (but only with people i like), I cosplay Naruto Uzumaki and me and my friend (who cosplays Sasuke Uchiha) Have a youtube channel call DeathCosplayPro. I LOVE MY BABYSITTER'S A VAMPIRE and TEEN WOLF AND LARRY STYLINSON!
NORMAL PEOPLE, Vs. MBAV Fans! Post this if you are a fan!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Think geeks are ugly and weird.
MBAV FANS: Will hang out with every geek around, knowing they could find a geek like Benny, Ethan, or Rory!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Aren't afraid of Vampires.
MBAV FANS: Will scream if they ever saw a person that looks like Jesse.
NORMAL PEOPLE: Love Twilight!
MBAV Fans: Will be afraid to ever go to a Twilight Premiere at The Movies, afraid Jesse and his crew will feast on our blood.
NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't even know what, "Seer" means.
MBAV FANS: Wish they were a "Seer" like Ethan!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Will think of telling an adult if they're having problems.
MBAV FANS: Will think of biting and turning the bully as revenge.
NORMAL PEOPLE: Have no problem if they saw a guy with fake fangs in their mouth
MBAV FANS: Will scream and take out a holy water gun, right before everyone calls you a weirdo.
NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't really need a babysitter.
MBAV FANS: Don't really need a babysitter at their age, but still hire one, hoping they'll find a babysitter like Sarah.
That girl you just called fat? She’s o/ding on diet pills.
That girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on makeup just so people may like her.
That boy you just tripped? He gets abused enough at home.
Remember the man with the ugly scars? He fought for our country.
Remember that woman with the distorted face? She was in a gas explosion.
People don’t have to hurt. Copy and paste if you are against bullying.
Copy and paste if...
If you continue to only fall in love with fictional boys, copy and paste this into your profile. (Sasuke Uchiha, Dean Winchester, Derek Souza, L Lawliett, Gaara of the Sand and Christian Ozera)
IF DEREK SOUZA IS TO YOU WHAT EDWARD CULLEN IS TO SUPER-FANS.
If Fanfiction is to you what Facebook is to other people.
If you love the fact that your eyes are the same color as Derek Souza's.
If you love the fact that your birthday is on the same day as someone you actually like.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb.
98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy paste this in your profile.
5 really good comebacks:
1. I'd insult you, but you're not bright enough to notice.
2. I have a computer pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?
3. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
4. Did I mention the kick in the groin you'll be receiving if you touch me?
5. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
I am the girl...
that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or talking to a friend on a cellphone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment).
Who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more.
Who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
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Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you.
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.
She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.
When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.
She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.
When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry.
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.
She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.
The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.
The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.
She asked if they would ask the man one question.
She was curious as to why he had not attacked her.
When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she
wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."
You're never alone...
93 Percent Of the people who read this won't repost it.
Don't be one of those people.
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this to your profile.
If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.
If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, beforebeing crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
YOUR GUY SIDE:
xYou love hoodies.
x You love jeans.
xDogs are better than cats.
xIt's hilarious when people get hurt.
xYou've played with/against boys on a team.
xShopping is torture.
xSad movies suck.
xYou own/ed an X-Box.
xPlayed with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
xAt some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
xYou own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
xYou used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.- still am
You watch sports on TV.
xGory movies are cool.
xYou go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
xYou like going to high school football games.
xYou used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
xBaggy pants are cool to wear.
xIt's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
xGreen, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
xYou love to go crazy and not care what people think.
xSports are fun.
xTalk with food in your mouth.
x sleep with your socks on at night--sometimes
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
xYou wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
You Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
x You love the movies.
xUsed to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.
Things to do on an Elevator
1.CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2.STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3.WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4.GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
6.STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7.SAY 'DING' at each floor.
8.SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9.MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10.STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11.WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12.TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13.DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14.WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15.PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16.ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17.HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18.DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19.BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20.PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21.SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22.CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
23.Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
24. Dress up in a long black cloak with a hood, stare at everyone, and in a demonic voice announce: "It is time..."
ACTUAL Labels on Products!
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)
On Marks Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: May cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: Keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: Contains nuts.
(but no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
10 Ways To Be S-T-U-P-I-D:
1. Ask For Directions To A Place Youre Already At.
2. Try To Order Pizza From McDonalds.
3. Get Hit By A Parked Car.
4. Try To Watch Saturday Cartoons On A Thursday.
5. Try To Sell Your Money.
6. Try To Play The Alphabet On The Piano.
7. Eat All You Can Eat At A Store.
8. Get Into A Fight With Yourself And Lose.
9. Try To Go Swimming Without Getting Wet.
10. Ask For Diet Water At A Restaurant
TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS!
1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.
9. Say all of the words in a film.
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!"
11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm retarded!"
12. Talk to a pen.
13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.
14. Try and climb the wall.
15. In public yell "NO MUM I WILL NOT KISS YOU!"
16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.
17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"
18. Eat your hair.
19. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!"
20. At everything they say yell "LIAR!"
21. Pretend to be a phone.
22. Try to swim in the floor.
23. Tap on their door all night.
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
to the top of the tree
You know you live in the two thousands when:
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screen-name or Myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5 isn't there.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
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