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Joined 02-03-12, id: 3691828, Profile Updated: 05-12-14
Author has written 16 stories for Neverwinter Nights, Dragon Age, Elder Scroll series, Mass Effect, and Dishonored.

Alright so thank you for getting on my profile and I'd like you all to know that I enjoy writing stories but I don't have a masters degree in English. I'm a teenager who enjoys to write, that should be better than a teenager who likes to get pregnant. I must admit I have a bit of an OCD and if anyone leave me a really bad review, I end up deleting one chapter to the whole story and re-write the whole goddamn thing. I only ask people respect me and if you don't like the story just leave a small comment, point out the mistake, and bid me a good day. If you don't understand something show me a way you would write it, I will take my time to read it. I don't care if it's PM or an actual review. Now please enjoy my stories and feel free to leave a review if you wish. Thank you. And as for the jerks who like to fume on fan fiction and be an asshole about it, fuck you sirs... fuck you.

Alright so started today (Dec 28th) I;m going to try and update my stories regularly. It's not fair to my readers if I just stop updating and go to the next story until I get bored with that. So I'm going to update my stories on certain date that can be seen here. I will no longer start new ones unless I finish one and if I get done early, I will post the chapter early then either work on the next chapter for that same story or the next story on the list. Have no fear, I will bring order to the cluster of my ideas! So if you're ever wondering when I am posting another chapter then feel free to check out these dates.

Fan Fic Update Dates:

Both Sides of Magic- (Last Updated Jan 1st)

A Dalish Grey Warden- Temporally Discontinued (Until further notice).

A Thief in the Night- (Last Updated Jan 27th)

ME3: Meet the Commander-

The Theif and The Heir-

Emerald's Story-

A Templar and A Mage (I'm going to rewrite that to something different but never worry, it shall be better!)- Discounted until further notice!

When Messing With The Wrong Drow-

Shadows Overhead-

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this love will be my downfall by topside reviews
"He often teases her, goads her; inciting a reaction from her gives him an indescribable joy. He also dreams of her, of suffocating her with kisses and teaching her how a real man loves his woman." F!Dragonborn/Vilkas, F!Dragonborn/Brynjolf in future chapters. -I do not own Skyrim. Bethesda Studios does.-
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,856 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 11h - Published: 6/23/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Vilkas, Brynjolf
What If by The Band of Thieves reviews
Kagome has had enough. She returns back home, trains, and returns as a somewhat female sesshy. Will the Lord of the West ignore the whispers of a new and powerful priestess especially if it turns out to be Inuysha's wench? The one he secretly found intriguing. What if he doesn't? Rating might go up sesskag
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,842 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
Curious Jealousy by HeartyMedusa reviews
Kaidan had questioned Shepard's loyalties since Horizon and even admitted that he tried to move on from her. Naturally, Shep is going to be jealous (especially after she meets the other woman). Also, there is some potential jealousy from a certain Major, given how Shep and a certain Lieutenant flirt. Rated M for language, drunkenness, and potential future content.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 102,694 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A.
Shattered Hopes and Memories by zulija reviews
Following Kaidan's and Shepard's love story through the ME universe in slightly different views and ways. Rated M for a reason. Bad summary, but give the story a chance! Ch37: Start of ME2.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 55 - Words: 284,681 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A., Illusive Man, Thane K.
Silver Blue by Graymalkyn reviews
Irina Hawke is Carver's younger sister. Her fear of magic is almost as strong as Fenris's hatred of it. Their differences are just an illusion, but their loneliness is genuine. Whether the obstacles to overcome are real or imaginary is something that they have to discover on their own... Though perhaps "together" is the key.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 118,748 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 2/24/2014 - [Fenris, Hawke (F)] Anders, Carver H. - Complete
A Nord's Word by holycowami reviews
A young Breton is given to Hadvar as a War Prize. Though reluctant, the soldier's honor within him will not allow him to abandon her to the mercies of Skyrim. This story is in response to a prompt off of the kink-meme.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,474 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/4/2014 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Hadvar, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Mass Effect: Paradise by zulija reviews
A series of one-shots written for all the Kaidan/James/FemShep lovers. Shepard/James/Kaidan threesome, and much more. READ WITH CAUTION! Ch 6: Shepard wakes up between James and Kaidan, and she decides to wake her boys up as well.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,029 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/24/2014 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A., James V.
Child of Light by Arc Ascendent reviews
Sixteen year-old Phaedra Blake sets out on a harrowing journey towards adventure, romance and heartbreak. As she gathers friends and discovers herself, does she risk losing everything for one man?
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 75 - Words: 632,517 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 1/12/2010
The Fiancee by Fire Gemron reviews
Ahlia, the Dragonborn, has found herself in a predicament - find a fake fiancee to present to her mother, or get married off to the highest bidder. She makes a deal with a redheaded thief: he pretends to be her lover, and she'll help him steal something from the Blue Palace. Except things never go as planned, do they? *rated just to be safe in later chapters*
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,756 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Brynjolf
Heads We Will, Tails We'll Try Again by JacksAreWild reviews
Companion pieces to "Why Don't You and I?" The further adventures of Samantha Shepard and Jeff "Joker" Moreau. Inspired by LJ prompts - each chapter is under 1000 words. Will be updated sporadically. *Cover art used with permission of blackdragon21*
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 26,151 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Shepard (F), Joker
A Dance with the Damned by Lady Maisry reviews
Sequel to Scar Upon the Earth, MOTB-based. I'd suggest reading "Scar" first or this will make little sense. When a pirate formerly employed as a Knight Captain sails to the end of the Sea of Fallen Stars, she finds her past catching up with her.
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 99,823 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 12/22/2011
Something Shepard by Narayu reviews
AU Drabbles. At a Vancouver highschool, there seem to be two main groups of people: The "cool kids" who go to parties and have relationships and think making fun of each other is friendship. And the "outcasts" who cut class and smoke between classes and don't really care about life. Kaidan didn't fit into either, and he was semi-content with that. Then the new girl came to town.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,996 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A., Tali'Zorah
Set Free by Dandy in the Aspic reviews
A series of one-shots about Shepard, Kaidan and all the things in between. Snapshots of falling in love, family and heartbreak. ME1, ME2, ME3 and beyond. Mostly canon with 'Changeling'. Can be read in any order, rating varies. Marked as complete because they are all standalone.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 73,563 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
It's Okay, I'm Here Now by NyanCatRULES reviews
What if Shepard never joined the Alliance when she was 18, and was still living on Earth? What if Kaiden was the Commanding officer of the Normandy and First Human Spectre?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Kaidan A., Shepard (F)
Watch by Narayu reviews
Prompt for Kaidan Porn Week on Tumblr - I want to see f!shenko where they take advantage of the lovely view in Anderson's office without a care for who's walking around on the Presidum. I took this to an angsty post-Horizon place... sorry.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,237 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
101 rules for the Warden by Journeyman-93 reviews
Another parody list, this time for the Warden. Let's face it, the Warden is probably crazy and only her companions can bring her under control, but it's Morrigan who is stupid enough to make a list for the Warden and present it to her. Spans Origins and Awakening with fourth wall breaks.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Cousland - Complete
The Harpies of Cleanliness by Brave November reviews
Extrapolated from Wynne's comments about Alistair's personal hygiene.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Complete
Going to the movies! by ihatemornings.xx reviews
What would happen if the Hunger Games characters went to see the Hunger Games movie? This is just for fun and games, I love the Hunger Games and the characters/movie!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012
Faerun Tales: The Treasure Hunters by InfamousSharo reviews
"There's gold involved." Quin called after him. Gold seemed to be this man's magic word. Bishop turned back. "Gold?" "Lots of it." First fanfic. Reviews much appreciated.
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 358,889 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Bishop - Complete
The Cold Dawn by Anne Whynn reviews
The sun rises but the light brings no comfort. A decision must be made and lived with. Now is not the time to waver. Our hero must look into the fangs of the wolf, stained in her own blood, and choose. Oneshot. PC/Bishop. NWN2. Alternate ending. Kinda OOC
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,474 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
The Dovahkiin Always Rings Twice by Metrophor reviews
*SPOILERS FOR THE THIEVES' GUILD QUESTLINE* When the Dragonborn goes to investigate Riftweald, Mercer isn't long gone: He's waiting for her. Originally written for the Skyrim Kink Meme.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,352 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Mercer Frey - Complete
Snow Globe by Wild Rhov reviews
To keep Lucy from heat stroke, Gray creates his own sphere of frost. He'd love to heat things up, but she tries to chill his hormones. They find a cooling and sexy compromise! Written in a heat daze, sorry for fantasizing about ice so much!
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,790 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 89 - Published: 9/7/2011 - [Gray F., Lucy H.] - Complete
The Hunter's Game by Short Work reviews
There was no end to the trouble the stubborn ranger gave Dilys. But even as she steeled herself for a long battle with the man, she found herself inexplicably drawn to him, and enjoying their little game much more than she should have. BishopxKC
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,392 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Kalach-Cha/Knight Captain, Bishop - Complete
Frost by RetoricalAnswers reviews
Hawke and Fenris are team mates. But as each day goes on, they know there's a choice that must be made. Can they break the ice around their hearts? Female Hawke. rated for future chapters.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,708 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
On the arrowhead by Isbjorg reviews
If you can't imagine chaotic-evil ranger as a daddy - just ignore this story. Want to see some illustrations to this story? Please, visit me on DeviantArt. Annnnd... to be continued...
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,397 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Bishop, Kalach-Cha/Knight Captain
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ME3: Meet The Commander reviews
The series continues! In this one, I will bring back Rogue (my mass effect character) and romance her ;) Also rekindle the kaidan/shepard romance and resolve the Rahna issue, also i will make it so Kai Leng and Shepard use to know each other on the street, making the conflict sweeter. If I forgot anything else, it's probly in the intro. Read, review, and all that...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,998 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A., James V.
A Complex Rivalry
Basically a bunch of short story romances with Anders and Hawke :3 I'll write more as inspiration makes me, Enjoy!
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Anders, Hawke (F)
A Thief in the Night reviews
Half High Elf, Half Nord thief on the run from the Thalmor and decides to shake the Thieves Guild with her skills. My version of what should happen in the Theives Guild and a twist at the end with Mercer getting back at Brynjolf! :o (Update date will be on my profile.)
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,835 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Both Sides of Magic reviews
Luna was born with a powerful gift for magic with made a tragic accident that changed her family forever, after being fed up with living with her father who hated her gift, she finally flees . Crow is partly an instructor at the College who isn't afraid to kill . After being thrown together, they are forced to go up against the Thalmor in a plot to take over the mages
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,417 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 9/27/2013
Shadows Overhead reviews
Vex a gang member of the Bottle Street Gang and highly wanted through out Dunwall is sold out and thrown in Coldridge prison. But that's not all, her sister is thrown in the prison at Dunwall Tower and the only way to save her is to join Corvo and the Loyalists, who she knows is only using her to meet their own ends. Basically if Corvo had a female partner fan fic.
Dishonored - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Corvo A.
ME2: Meet the Commander reviews
Basically the ME2 fan fic to my ME1: Meet the Commander. Instead of Cerberus rebuilding Shepard, what if the Collectors did? What if the date Kaidan was set up with was Rahna while he still believed that Shepard was dead? Also new companion for Shepard, Rogue, a cocky, uncaring engineer and sniper. And more (i guess)... read!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,345 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A.
Emerald's Story reviews
Emerald is Dragonborn. How will she and her companion save Skyrim? (A bunch of stuff I wished happened in Skyrim) Action pack combat and intence adventure and "drama" i guess.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,328 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Hadvar
ME1: Meet the Commander reviews
This is a bunch of story stuff I wished happened in Mass Effect (Just an idea I'm working on.) My character is Ruthless and Earth-born and runs with gangs. Blah Blah Blah Read!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,000 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A., Joker
A Dalish Grey Warden
Dalish Grey Ward and Alister romance along with an extra companion, Lavender Cousland, and both their struggles from the past. Just something I'm working on and will be adding to as I get ideas.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,357 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Alistair, Cousland, Mahariel, Tamlen
When Messing with the Wrong Drow
The Second Story to When Stealing from the Wrong Target! When Rith and Bishop is forced to go to Neverwinter, Bishop's past companions Raven and Casavir come back to haunt him while Rith's past is killing her family one by one! Will she save them or will Raven and Casavir have their revenge on Bishop for leaving! Read to find out more!
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,525 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Bishop, Casavir, Kalach-Cha/Knight Captain
The Thief and The Heir reviews
An Oblivion (I know old!) romance story. I've been playing it recently and I decided to write a romance with Martin. Sorry if he doesn't seem like Martin in the game, I haven't play it for a while and I haven't started the main quest! Reviews are nice!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Martin S., Hero of Kvatch
When Stealing from the Wrong Target reviews
Rith, a famous thief decides to pickpocket one unlucky ranger, only to find out that this ranger is Bishop and he doesn't take things like that to kindly. One unlucky night then sets in motion a bunch of events that change their lives with gold, friendship, love, and betrayal.
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,529 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Bishop - Complete
A Templar and A Mage reviews
Cullen and -the mage warden- Surana romance that I wished happened! Enjoy and Comment please :3
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Cullen, Surana
Bishop's own Sacrifice reviews
'Raven watched in horror as the life in Bishop's eyes faded. She closed her eyes and let the tears run down her cheeks for all was lost.' Bishop makes a sacrafice that saved Raven's life, but will he survive? Please Review
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,007 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Bishop, Kalach-Cha/Knight Captain - Complete
When Casavir is in charge reviews
When the Shardbearer Raven goes missing after a horrible accident and every one thinks she's dead, Casavir takes charge and is comfronted in a misson thats almost inpossible. Will they find the Shardbearer? Will every die a horrible death of pain? Read!
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,589 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Kalach-Cha/Knight Captain, Casavir - Complete
CASAVIR DOING THE UNTHINKABLE reviews
Most hilarious but yet distrubing story ever! A MUST READ! Please Review!
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Casavir, Kalach-Cha/Knight Captain - Complete