Author has written 8 stories for Freakazoid, Invader Zim, Fusion Fall, Homestuck, Stanley Parable, and Animaniacs.
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Being crazy doesn't make you insane, it makes you saner than everyone else.
When life gives me lemons, i end up having lemonade, life's wallet, and a bloody nose.
Once upon a time, Anakin Skywalker and Darth Vader meet face to face...
Going... to become... ghostly!
Be afraid. Be more or less than, slightly, greatly afraid.
We have the tools, you have the talent!
Insanity smoothie. Take 5 fruits, a gallon of sugar, something potentially harmful, and several seemingly unrelated fandoms. Blend until you hear mooing or until your blender spontaneously combusts.
You put the lime in the coconut...
When life gives me skittles, i end up with pie and cookies.
I was the turkey all along!
Life doesn't always give me lemons, sometimes it gives me limes.
We protest you calling us "little kids". We prefer to be called "vertically-impaired pre-adults".
Writing: a way for the world to hear my voice, without saying a word.
It's true. I...I wanted to be born in the year of the cat...!
"Saturday is for sleeping."-my dad
Hey, slow down, Jeff Gordon! You're going over the speed limit! And the height limit!
I am one who is curious about the reasoning behind actions, the thought behind the face
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!