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Joined 02-03-12, id: 3692548, Profile Updated: 03-24-15
Author has written 4 stories for 39 Clues, Fire Emblem, Avatar: Last Airbender, and Legend of Korra.

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Sacred Host by Qoheleth reviews
Somewhere in the Yeerk pool, you know someone is doing this.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 34 - Words: 60,656 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 3/29/2007 - OC
The Story of a Man Named Stanley by EmployeeNo432 reviews
This is the story of a man named Stanley
Stanley Parable - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Stanley, Narrator
The Star by Princess Leasha reviews
Marco wants to be a movie star and get his face on the big screen. What lengths will he go to to get to the top? One Shot. Prompted by Elliroc.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,886 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Marco - Complete
Being John by Derinthemadscientist reviews
Sometimes, Jake just wants to hide from the past. (post-war.)
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,060 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Jake - Complete
Court of Redwall, or How I Sued an Otter by Jiago Brandtail reviews
For some reason Flinky is an armchair lawyer and files a lawsuit against Bragoon and Saro with the 'Court of Redwall' for their first meeting in Loamhedge. This is probably only entertaining to me, but I'll post it anyway. The form is based on a generic legal complaint form. If it amuses me further I might do more for other characters.
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/29/2013
In His Shoes by AvocadoLove reviews
In order to fully understand a man, you must first walk a mile in his shoes. Sokka and Zuko are going to find that out the hard way.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 101,987 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
What is Tetris? by M. Soames reviews
Pseudo intellectuals discuss Tetris. In their latest adventure, the gang navigates wine and Tetris and more in San Fran on April 20, 2012.
Tetris - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,733 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 12/30/2010
Blue Sky by wafflestories reviews
Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 169,766 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 1,822 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Dog in the Vineyard by Queen Lua reviews
Leonardo pursed his lips, eying Volug carefully. The dog was staring at him, with glittering eyes that seemed just a touch too strange, a touch too intelligent to belong to some ordinary dog.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,536 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Leonardo, Volug - Complete
Canada: Taking on Vimy Ridge by LittlestTrainWreck reviews
WW1 1917. Vimy Ridge, Northern France was a perfect strategic base, held by the Germans. Every attempt to win it back ended in tragedy. Canada wants to prove himself, so what does Britain tell him to do? "Anglettere, you have signed his death warrant!"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Canada - Complete
Mingled Sense and Nonsense by Commander reviews
When your humanity is taken from you... sometimes you have to take some strange steps to regain it.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,003 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Perry - Complete
Secrets Buried Deep by AllHailMario reviews
Where did he come from? Why did he look up to Greil so much? How did he join the mix? Just who is he? Nobody's known anything about Shinon's past...until his archenemy Ike pieces it together and finds more surprises than he ever could have anticipated.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,455 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Shinon, Ike - Complete
Stage Laughter by HotPinkCoffee reviews
A year after the war, Marco runs into a familiar face he doesn't especially want to see. Rated for language and some legal substance use. One-shot.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,868 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Marco - Complete
Meat and Sarcasm by Nana'sTeaParty reviews
Someone has to be the first to forgive: Sokka and Zuko have some early-morning bonding over sarcasm and meat. One-shot taking place between The Firebending Masters and The Southern Raiders.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
O, For a Muse of Shredder Fire by alikat522 reviews
Ax and Tobias have a lot of spare time in the woods, so they start reading the classics.
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Ax, Tobias - Complete
Suez by Falcon's Jade reviews
1956 crisis: Britain, France and Israel invades Egypt. America and Russia are furious, while Canada struggles to maintain the peace at the cost of domestic strife. Appearances by China, Australia, Denmark and Norway.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,838 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Complete
My Country, My Friend by bookworm0492 reviews
A Nation at war,a man given the biggest job of all in smack dab in the middle of it, and a blonde assistant who is more than what he seems.The Presidency of Harry S. Truman and seeing his country through..and with his own eyes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,442 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/16/2010 - America - Complete
When Math, Psychology, Drama, and Philosophy Clash by Haiza Tyri reviews
A humorous explanation for why there are four different books telling four different versions of the life of Jesus in the Bible.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Complete
Peccata Mundi by Supaslim reviews
They rest on the roof after a night of crime fighting. Rorschach writes, and Daniel watches uneasily, a question burning in his throat... oneshot
Watchmen - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl - Complete
Another Chance by Kim Hoppy reviews
Loren tries to make a life, all the while remembering she has a son who wants nothing to do with her.
Animorphs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41,188 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Loren - Complete
Unlikely Allies by AlexPrime reviews
In 1964, a 24-year-old Rorschach meets a new costumed-adventurer called Nite Owl II. Realizing that their skills complement each other, they decide to band together in what will eventually be the famous partnership between the two most unlikely allies.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,035 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl
First Name Basis by JoeMerl reviews
There are lots of issues with Zuko joining the Avatar's "Gaang." Some are concerned with life and death, good and evil, trust and betrayal. Some, though, are just plain awkward. Set after "The Western Air Temple." No pairings.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Aang, Sokka, Zuko, Toph - Complete
Drop of a Hat by ArmarielRoZita reviews
In Minas Tirith, Pippin notices something strange about Gandalf the White. Something is missing! What can it be? Plot bunny from Shirebound.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,241 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Gandalf, Peregrin T. - Complete
Wrong Side of the Wall by Tiamath reviews
AU At the end of the YeerkHuman war, Jake finally manages to save Tom from the Yeerks...but things are not always all they seem...
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Complete
The Importance of Being a Hobbit by Lamiel reviews
A Fellowship story. COMPLETE.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,186 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Complete
Fear by Lady Kino reviews
Unlike those war heroes we hear so much about, I can tell you my name. I can tell you name and my address and my e-mail and not fear that someone will come to kill me. Because for a year and a half, I was a Controller. Complete!
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,230 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/13/2004 - Published: 5/17/2004 - Complete
Sisterly Love by Rb reviews
More people are hurt in war than just the Animorphs and the hosts.
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/24/1999
The Innocent by Amy reviews
Written from a Yeerk's point of view. Sad, in my opinion.
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/1999
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Amon a boat reviews
Tarrlokk reflects upon his life before he dies.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,664 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/6 - Amon, Tarrlok - Complete
The Mandate of Heaven reviews
The history of the Fire Nation, according to the Fire Nation, as told in the Fire Nation, by the Fire Nation.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Sozin, Zuko - Complete
Kieran versus the Giant Scorpions of Melior reviews
The story of how Crimean Knight Fifth Platoon Captain Kieran vanquished the Giant Scorpions of Melior among other mighty deeds, told by the brave and valiant Kieran himself.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,780 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Kieran - Complete
Agnus Dei reviews
The Ghent Altarpiece. Some people believe it hides a secret message. Does it? The Vespers sure think so. They are trying to obtain it at all costs! But everyone is so busy looking for hidden secrets that they forget the more obvious meaning of the altar, the one hidden in plain sight. Find out what the Adoration of the Mystic Lamb really means!
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,510 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Complete