Absurd Insanity
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Joined 04-13-03, id: 369286
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

Name: should be pretty obvious

IMPORTANT: I am extremely busy right noe. So much so that I can't find the tine to sit down and write a chapter or a fic or anything, actually. The only time I have to write is when I'm not listenig to a boring Math or English class, so all my works are currently handwritten and caught somewhere between just started and half-way done, sorted with all of my notes from class. BUT, give me two months and I'll be ctively posting again, and will probably maintain that for a long, long time. Please bear with me here.

About me:

Fact 1: "I'm a total l/j shipper; occasionally I would read draco/ginny or l/j/r or l/j/s fics." ~ This statement was from a LONG time ago. The current and accurate standing would be I'll read any well-written fics along the shippings of:

a) Lily/James (my number 1 ship)

b) Remus/Tonks (this one's recent, but I love it all the same)

c) Draco/Hermoine (fave fic so far is 'The Sweetest Sin')

d) Fred Weasley/Angelina Johnson (really, there are too little fics about this wonderful ship)

e) Katie Bell/Oliver Wood (if there are few Fred/Angelina fics, there are even fewer of these)

f) James/Lily/Sirius of James/Lily/Remus (I would occasionally read these, though not often)

g) Snape/ Other Character (I've only read this type once, but it was brilliant and I wouldn't mind reading more)

h) Ron/Hermoine (not one of my favourite fics, but I enjoy a few good ones)

Fact 2: I looked back on my earlier stories and figured, the style, the grammar, the plot- everything is either incorrect, insufficient, or immature. And also that they were way too melodramatic and predictable. So I deleted a couple and am working on a plot for a trilogy. It's still in the developmental stage (yay! I now have a 'developmental stage') so I won't be posting it yet.

Fact 3: Imperfection, At It's Highest will be put on hold for a few months-again. I am going to concentrate on Will Someone Just Kiss Me In This Pouring Rain? and Flashes. Flashes is going to be pretty short. Will Someone... will be at least 18 chapters, but not more than 20. The plot's already set except for the ending. Plus, I'm changing the summaries for a few fics.

Fact 5: I love to laugh and love to sing and love to dance.

Just for thoughts:

Ever heard, "Credo Quia Absurdum" (read: "I believe it because it's irrational)? That's how I feel about love, faith, and the unexplainable magnetism of chocolate as a universal favorite.


Disclaimer (for all my fanfics)
: I do not own Harry Potter and anything copyrighted in connection to it. If you see anything you think is by someone else in my work, then it's not mine, and I'm not owning it.


“I walk around the school hallways

and look at the people. I look at the teachers

and wonder why they're here. If they like their jobs.

Or us. And I wonder how smart they were

when they were fifteen. Not in a mean way.

In a curious way. It's like looking at all the students

and wondering who's had their heart broken that day,

and how they are able to cope with having three quizzes

and a book report due on top of that. Or wondering

who did the heart breaking. And wondering why.”

by: akabane690...something i borrowed 'coz it's something i like


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Amy's Lament and Requiem Parts I and II by Quirky Del reviews
[Jo,Laurie,Amy] 'I know that his smile wasn't, still isn't, meant for me. It belongs to the love that he keeps bound and locked away in his heart...the love that denied him.' UPDATED WITH PART II!
Little Women - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,125 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Complete
I'll Take it Shaken, Not Stirred by Jewels5 reviews
Mix: 1 portion each of mystery, mayhem, and murder. Add: James, Lily, spies, school, and sarcasm. Stir in: 1 tablespoon each of chaos and enmity. Blend using: sense of humor and ability to read. Serve: shaken, not stirred...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 241,427 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 1,449 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 6/8/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Pursuing Lily Evans by ohsnap its potter reviews
The Marauders chose to video tape their days at Hogwarts, their pranks, and James' desperate attempts at winning Lily's heart. What happens when Harry stumbles upon these old videos? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,891 - Reviews: 1219 - Favs: 1,542 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Firestorm by FoREvEr ends reviews
DISCONTINUED! What with financial troubles, a cousin close to death, and the pressure of doing well in school... I thought life was as bad as it could get. But obviously, my friend and sort of enemy just HAVE to help me boost my standards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,659 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/29/2006 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Sirius B.
What I Like About You by Gene Kelly reviews
Read as Angelina attempts to survive her final year at Hogwarts. With a boyfriend like Fred, a tyrant named Umbridge and years of homework, will she make it out alive?[SEQUEL TO ACCIDENTALLY IN LOVE] [FIN.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,680 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Angelina J., Fred W. - Complete
Smile by azriel.infinite reviews
Subaru attempts to smile.
X/1999 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Seishirou S., Subaru S. - Complete
Accidentally In Love by Gene Kelly reviews
Out of all the people in the bloody world, I have to go and fall for Fred Weasley...Read the ranting and ravings of Angelina Johnson as she deals with Fred, grades, Quidditch and did I mention Fred? [FIN.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,379 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/7/2005 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Angelina J., Fred W. - Complete
You Never Forgot Me by YvettE S reviews
RePost: 5 years after Hogwarts, everyone has settled into their lives. Yet when old friends and lovers meet up again, they find that nothing is the same. How do James and Lily deal with the fact that they are losing each other all over again.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,540 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/4/2005 - Published: 8/13/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Hidden Flames by FoREvEr ends reviews
.Complete. So. Here I am. The new girl. I am proud to say that I've managed to make a few friends, despite my—how do I say it?—less endearing qualities. Now if only this certain Black will just leave me alone, then my life will be just dandy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 173,345 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/8/2005 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Sirius B. - Complete
Beautiful by simplysarcastic reviews
You watched her change, you watched her leave you alone with the demons that have become your life. And even though it’s selfish, you want the girl she once was. The girl that loved you back.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Remus L., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Ice Queen of Gryffindor by eventergurl88 reviews
She had a troubled past, so Lily Evans cut herself off from all students. Rumours flew about her, until one dared to break those shining walls of ice. A pretty angsty L/J fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,142 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/18/2004 - Published: 4/19/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.
It's Midnight and I'm Still Not Famous by Abigail-Nicole reviews
Sometimes I think the whole school is always awake at night. It’s amazing what you see if you have the Map, everyone in the world is walking around at three a.m. A journal entry from four to five AM, a James soliloquy
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2004 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Ice Cubes Melt Over Time by FalseEyelashes reviews
COMPLETED “I double check my locks at night.” Angelina keeps herself more heavily guarded than the prison of Azkaban. And now Fred is gone, leaving her with a collection of memories that she can’t help but recall.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,922 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/28/2004 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Angelina J., George W. - Complete
The Platform by gpoy reviews
LJ, one-shot. Sad, dark blue fluff, the silkier kind. 'You must have loved her very much, not many people remember enough to wait.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 81 - Published: 7/14/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Bride by Lora Tempesta reviews
Katie Bell has been alone for the last four years. After the wedding of her best friend, she heads to the Leaky Cauldron. After she gets drunk, will she make some mistakes that she'll regret later? Oliver WoodKatie Bell COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 68,033 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/23/2004 - Published: 4/14/2003 - Oliver W. - Complete
Colorblind by tedabug reviews
Fred and Angelina, best mates and much more have been keeping secrets from family and friends. How long can they keep from getting busted when her family hates Fred and George thinks it's all a joke? COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,173 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/26/2003 - Published: 10/20/2003 - George W., Angelina J. - Complete
A Right Royal Mixup by Lily Itriwi reviews
AU She was a dead ringer for a runaway princess.So British tourist Lily Evans was hired to impersonate the missing monarch - at her arranged engagement to a prince! Riches galore would be Lily's during the royal masquerade,as would the constant company of
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 77,597 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/1/2003 - Published: 1/25/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Not a normal life by Ruby4 reviews
Lily is a nerd. James is popular. James is always picking on her but things change when Lilys mother dies and Lily gets a new look!Starting around the ending of fifth year and going onwards.EXTREME love/hate.**EPILOGUE** DONE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,864 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/29/2002 - Published: 7/21/2002 - Lily Evans P., James P.
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Flawed reviews
She's too much. She is everything I have ever hoped she would be, and more.I thought I wanted that. I thought I could handle that. I can't. edited and reposted
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Will Someone Just Kiss Me In This Pouring Rain? reviews
If it's about how he looks, it's not love, it's lust. If it's about how smart or kind he is, it's not love, it's admiration. If it's about how he makes you laugh, it's not love, it's a crush. So tell me, what is love?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,784 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/24/2006 - Published: 4/17/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Flashes reviews
Happily ever after is the most pathetic end to any life. That's what she told him. But she'd pay anything to have it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/5/2006 - Published: 6/2/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
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