rythmteck
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Joined 04-13-03, id: 369409
Author has written 5 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean.

Umm . . . I'm a graphic design student in Oregon who spends way too much time daydreaming, reading, and listening to music (if such a thing is possible.) When reading I prefer mythology, fable, and fairy tale; Tamora Pierce, Robin McKinley, Garth Nix, Anne Pierce, and ever so many books that are ever so difficult to find because they are now out of print. When watching I like DS9, Voyager (any Star Trek series really), X-Files, House, VH1, the Travel and Discovery channels, and Law & Order. I like mexican food, LotR, Maret Hensick calendars, Red Robin, Third Day, PotC, OUATIM, making powerpoint presentations to random songs, and hanging with friends. I don't like being told to clean my room, being surprised, chick flicks, and the fact that many of my friends are now at several colleges around the state and country, so I won't get to see them as much.

Completed fics: Inconvenient, Caught by the Past, One Shot. All PotC fics.

Works in Progress: A Different Story (rewrite of Inconvenient), and Your Time's Run Out (a series of vignettes).

Other Info: I have another persona here on the site. (Long story.) So I have another account with more fics, mainly Once Upon a Time in Mexico and Secret Window, though there are a few original fics listed. My other screen name is NeonDaisies.

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Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2126 - Favs: 3,538 - Follows: 1,647 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5106 - Favs: 2,972 - Follows: 1,446 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
FourSided Eyes by bobo3 reviews
First of a PotC four-story chain (before rythmteck's "Inconvenient") starting with Captain Kendra of the Dilettante and Sparrow - and the humor that ensues. Non-romance. ::Complete::
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 110,224 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/31/2004 - Published: 9/4/2003 - Complete
Pirates of the 21st Century: A Modernized Tale by big tears reviews
A criminal, a spoiled brat kidnap-ee, two cops and the Caribbean. Sounds like fun, eh? COMPLETE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,313 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/24/2003 - Published: 9/2/2003 - Complete
A Leak on Board by KamikazeCreamPuff reviews
Two pirates have a discussion about life, love, and mutiny. Advice is given, friendships cemented, and there's that blasted leak.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/18/2003 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, William T./Bootstrap Bill - Complete
The Sea and the Sin by Jemppy reviews
FINISHED Against the sea, seven souls and a deadly sin for each....
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,980 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 9/16/2003 - Published: 9/2/2003
If Secrets Could Kill by Siren Porter reviews
Thanx to a eccentric half-god s Joren is now Kel's knightmaster & faced with a journey alone with her. K/J R&R The Last chapter is finally up, if their's mistakes please don't kill me, at least i finally got it done.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,752 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/29/2003 - Published: 8/2/2002
Underneath the Surface by Cami of Queenscove reviews
Kel walked swiftly over to her dresser and pulled out a pair of breeches and a shirt. Stripping off the towel, she threw it to Neal. “Not a word out of you, Neal.” She grinned at his shocked look. “It’s not like you haven’t seen it before. Chapt
Song of the Lioness - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,473 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/2/2003 - Published: 11/4/2002
A Conversation in the Sun by Lady Crysania Majere reviews
subtitled: "Yraels Bell". Mogget was once the Eighth Bright shiner, called Yrael, and it was his choice that bound the Distroyer. The Seven Charter who remain beyond the Ninth Gate have learned. They have sent back their spokesperson.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 29 - Published: 2/5/2003
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A Different Story reviews
The same old story all over again. Boy meets girl. Boy kidnaps girl. Girl vows revenge. Love complications the situation from both ends.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 159,785 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Your Time's Run Out reviews
A series of 1000 word or less character studies based on Dead Man's Chest. Please read and enjoy.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2006
One Shot reviews
From the author who brought you 'Inconvenient' comes a series of 1000 word or less character studies. Please read and enjoy, and review it you must. : ::Chapter 13 now up. Barbossa POV::
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,754 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/6/2005 - Published: 11/27/2003
Caught by the Past reviews
Sequel to 'Inconvenient' - A threat from Winn's past comes back to haunt the happy couple. No one comes out of life unscathed, but will they make it through this intact? Three lives are in the balance, and everything at stake. ::COMPLETE::
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 173,368 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/20/2004 - Published: 10/13/2003 - Complete
Inconvenient reviews
If coincidences are accidental, why do they seem so contrived? A story of coincidences, inconveniences, and a bit of love on the high seas. "Funny 'ole World, isn't it?" Has a little bit of everything for everybody. And a lot of Jack. COMPLETE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 120,772 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/3/2003 - Published: 8/14/2003 - Complete