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Joined 02-04-12, id: 3694113, Profile Updated: 01-08-14
Author has written 16 stories for Alex Rider, Adventures of Tintin, Phineas and Ferb, Hunger Games, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hello Fanfictionites and other assorted people of Earth! So here's my profile!


Profile pic created by the lovely (and awesome) chillykitty101! She's also on DeviantArt (with the same username), so feel free to look her up!


Santo Rita Meeta Meta Ringo Jonah Tito Marlin Jack Latoya Janet Michael Dumbledora the Explora!
There, you've been cursed to be as awesome as me just by reading this. You're welcome.


I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Alex Rider and Star Wars, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, flyaway111, physics chick, PeppyGothChick, RandomPerson164,

I am a proud Sabina hater. My Alex Rider fanfic shall satisfy all people like me who hate Sabina Pleasure with a firey passion. Mwa ha ha...Evil laugh!!!!!!!!!!!

If you or you friend are nerds, and are proud, copy and paste this to your profile. -Luv, PGC, RP164

If you or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this to your profile.

If your idea of fun is reading, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile

If you Believe in Jesus Christ, put this on your profile, and don't deny this, because the bible says, "Deny me, and I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven."

"I reject your reality and substitute my own."-Adam Savage

I'm cute...now give me my cookies.

Boys in books are just...Better!

Procrastinators unite! Tomorrow.

It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.

You know you're a geek when procrastination doesn't affect your grades.

...That awkward moment when you realize that celebrities are just like us.


If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!


Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5, and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to your mother ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which button to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.
If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, and date of birth, social security number and your mother's maiden name.

If you have post traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.
If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you.
Repost this if you wish you were the one who recorded the voice mail...


20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .


Girls Don't Realize These Things

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the girls with enough courage to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'


Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile


YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffine

People think you're insane.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (ZIM STYLE!)

You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)


OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

A moment of silence.


When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.
When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.
When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.
When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.
When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.
When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.
When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.
When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.
When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.
When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.
When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.
Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.
If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you?


I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart


*. ...\
\..HETALIA RULES,\...\/
/ \


Hetalia quiz!!!! bold the ones you are!

America (Alfred F. Jones)

You love hamburgers

You think you're awesome

You love to invent things

You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films

You can seem to be very brash to other people

You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business

You're terrified of ghosts

You know aliens exist

You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time

You wear glasses

(3/10)

England (Arthur Kirkland)

You like tea

You were quite tough as a kid

You're very sarcastic and cynical

Your cooking is awful

You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...

...But you refuse to believe in aliens

You have tried doing black magic before

You get drunk quite easily

When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy

You're good at embroidery

(3/10)

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

You're very affectionate

You think you have a great fashion sense

You like wine

You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears

You love red roses

When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women

You're very proud of yourself

You love culture and the arts

You're very flamboyant

You say you're a gourmet

(1/10) (Definitely a good thing...)

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

You had a very sad childhood

You're very tall

You have a tendency to switch between personalities

You wear a scarf all the time

You love sunflowers

You love vodka

You can seem intimidating to other people

You're very strong

You have a big nose

You have a strange laugh that can scare people

(2/10) (Eh, not bad...)

China (Wang Yao)

You're very mature

You're very superstitious

You're very religious (Kinda sorta...)

You love pandas

You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes

You love Hello Kitty

You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously

You work hard

You're good at drawing

You like sweets

(5.5/10) (Woah, what?)

North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)

You were bullied a lot in your childhood

You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit

You're very happy-go-lucky

You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies

You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up

You're a good artist

You can be clumsy at times

You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something

If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"

You would surrender in a war situation

(3/10) (Good..)

Germany (Ludwig)

You're very stoic and serious

Sausages are your favorite foods

You like to walk dogs/your dog

Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case (You could say that...)

You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T

You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules

You work very hard

Your alone time is your 'happy time'

You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people

You've had issues with money once or twice

(6/10) (Oh gosh...)

Japan (Kiku Honda)

You're very mature

You think everything over before saying it

You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one

You isolated yourself during childhood

You became very successful in a short amount of time

You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world

You can seem cold/aloof to other people

You're good at practical tasks

You need time to adjust to new people

You are an otaku - an Anime or Manga crazy person

(6/10) ('Kay.)

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

You are very well-raised

You're polite

You love classical music

You like cake (What weirdo doesn't like cake?!)

You have a mole on your face

You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away

You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument

You've composed music before

You tend to call people 'morons'

You wear glasses

(7/10) (Awesome.)

Canada (Matthew Williams)

You're often ignored by people

You look younger than you actually are

You love hockey

You love polar bears

You hate fighting

You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy

You often get mistaken for someone else

You feel under-appreciated

You're bilingual

You always carry a bear with you

(4/10)

Cuba

You smoke

You're very physically strong

You've won a lot of fist-fights

In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other

You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics

You like hot weather

You can be very friendly from time to time

You look very tough on the outside

You make a very nice role-model

You don't let people get a word in edgeways

(1/10) (Nope.)

Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)

You have a potty-mouth

You like to wear flowers in your hair

You used to be a very tough kid

You're very reliable

It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy

You're very faithful

Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike

You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese

You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next

If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it

(3/10)

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

You're very loyal

You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together

your very serious

You have a lot of patience

You think too much about philosophical stuff

You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc...

You're not very confident

You were quite rebellious as a child

People tend to walk all over you

You're a born worrier

(7/10) (...How am I not surprised?)

Poland (Feliks Łukasiewicz)

You love the color pink

You have a friend that you always walk all over

No matter what happens, you tend to revive like a Phoenix

You act before you think

You are first very shy and hard to get friendly with

….but after you DO get friendly, you act like you're a King towards them

You are able to talk like the opposite gender

You talk with words such as "like" and "totally"

You seem like a clown but you're actually quite delicate

You love ponies

(2/10)

Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)

You love tomatoes

You're a bright thinker

You have a country-bumpkin like atmosphere

You kinda insensitive

You tend to go along with other people's thoughts or plans

You're scary when you're angry

You're passionate

You have a person that you care for dearly, but they don't seem to appreciate you that much

People should NOT get near you when you had alcohol

You have people that are Best Friends, but rivals at the same time

(2/10)

South Italy (Lovino Vargas)

You have a younger sibling that you don't get along well with

…but you kinda rely on them anyway

You're friendly to girls

…but you're strict and unsocial towards guys

You act strong but actually, you're a wimp

On some parts, you're weaker than your younger sibling

You have someone that cares for you dearly but you think of them as annoying

You love your family, but you just don't show it

You're truthful to yourself, in some cases

You love pasta, pizza, gelato, and fruits

(3/10)

Prussia (Gilbert Beilschmidt)

You have a younger sibling that you always count on

You're slightly aggressive

You think you're totally awesome

You have/had a pet bird

You're loyal to your superiors/parents/teachers

You're actually punctual, strict and serious, you just don't seem like it

Some people you like, some people you just hate like insane

You tend to pick on some people

You have an old friend that you just can't beat no matter what

You have good friends, but they're not exactly the best people you can find

(1/10)

Switzerland (Vash Zwingli)

You stay neutral in things no matter what

You are reclusive

You seem peaceful, but you'll fight if you have to

You work hard on things until they're done

You can't get along friendly with other people

But, you're kind towards siblings

You're actually quite strong

You think the name Vash is awesome

You seem difficult to get along with, but you're actually kind and caring

You had a hard past

(4/10) (Okay...)

Korea (Im Yong-Soo)

You care a lot about your family

You love watching movies, and creating things

You're stronger than you seem

You're a Going-My-Way person

You love kimchi (What?)

You're mysterious, and people can't tell what you're thinking

You tend to piss off your elders

You like to claim things as yours

You love games and Internet

You're slightly perverted

(3/10)

Finland (Tino Väinämöinen)

You love Christmas and Santa

You're honest and quiet

You are good at high-tech machinery

You like coming up with weird things

You sense of taste is bad, as people say

You tend to fight against people who are stronger than you

You let people poke you around for a while, but then you get them back ten times worse

You love saunas

You're generous, but you also have a scary side as well

For some reason, you have weird naming skills

(5/10) (Okay then.)

Sweden (Berwald Oxenstierna)

You don't talk much, and you tend to stay quiet

You're honest, serious, and love debates

You're actually passionate, but you just don't show it

People think you're scary

You're clever with your hands

You make weapons with things that people don't imagine

You're clumsy with human relationships

You tend to go against stronger people

You give up pretty quick

In the inside, you're smiling. On the outside, you're glaring

(3/10)

Final Answer: Austria/Lithuania


This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly belive in God.


98% of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2% that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. (My space is right here, next to your space!)

90% of teens will want to try a drug between the ages of 13-19. If you are one of the 10% that rather lose a limb before taking drugs, copy this into your profile.

97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Pattinson (Edward Cullen from twilight) standing on top of a sky scraper, about to jump. If youre one of the 3% that would sit there eating popcorn screaming 'DO A FLIP YOU SPARKLY DIMWIT!' then copy and paste this to your profile.

92% of the teenage population would be dead if the Jonas Brothers decided breathing wasn't cool. Put this on your signature if you would be one of the 8% laughing hysterically in the background!!!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end reading numerous fan fictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever had an argument with yourself, copy this to your profile.

"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns

"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings! If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile! LONG LIVE PLUTO!

Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.

If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile

Weird is good, strange, it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, copy this into your profile. :)

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. (I hazza contractor)

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.(Parallel universe madness)

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai.watches sakura fall, Two Tailz,keeah,HikariKegawaAshi,Ita-chan18, RandomPerson164

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whats so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Shifter-youkai.watches sakura fall, Two Tailz,keeah, HikariKegawaAshi, RandomPerson164

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE- if you have ever listened to music in another language, and sung along having no IDEA what they are SAYING and PROUD OF IT

If Fanfiction(or goodreads) to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have laughed so hard that you couldn't breath and ended up laughing silently while half crying due to lack of air copy and paste this onto your profile.

Education can make the difference between Mcdonalds and being a rocket scientist. If you think education can be cool if you don't end up with a monotone teacher/professor, copy and paste this into your profile.

you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (It's kinda hard...). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK.But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Paste this on your profile if you also dislike racism.

No event is complete without theme music. If you have ever started humming/singing your own theme music, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty, (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, illegal dog fights, chimp slavery, etc.) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't get what the simplest things mean, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't get why people cant get it through other people's heads that members of the opposite gender can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile

If you would rather be unique than being a zombie prep/cool, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you laugh secretly at some people or keep on comparing them with characters because they resemble some characters, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever turned a corner and banged your arm/leg/toe/head on the wall, put this in your profile and add your name to the list: Zilo Sugarpill, Ailia Sparrowhawk, iTorchic,Rena, Ita-chan18, RandomPerson164

If you can't stand it when people have a lot of those "copy and paste this into your profile" things in their profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

...If you got the above line, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you believe in your right to like/dislike what you like/dislike without the express approval of society or your local fangirls, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you just wasted time in your life you'll never get back by reading this profile, copy and paste this into your profile.


To do list:

1. See if bookworms bounce.
2. Achieve this by throwing self down stairs.
3. Find something to become obsesssed with.
4. Research the word 'Oxymoronic'.
5. Prove everyone else wrong.
6.Conduct experiments into the electrical conductivity of cheese.
7. Work out what the heck E=MC2 means.
8. Conquer the world. Before breakfast.
9. Put some Ragu on a sled, and push it down a hill.
10. Kidnap an imaginary book character.
11. Sharpen hockey stick.
12. Hit someone with aforementioned hockey stick.
13. Find somewhere to hide from police.
14. Run around screaming 'The angels have got the phone box!' Note how many odd looks, panicked expressions, laughs and weird burst of blue light I get.
15. Buy chocolate spread. Have it on crumpets.
16. Become a master hypnotist.
17. Hypnotize a pineapple.
18. Lick my elbow.
19. Paint the entire house bright green.
20. Find something rhyming with 'silver'.
21. Find how many people think 'orange' sonds like 'guillible', when said slowly.

Hey, look! # 22 is missing!

23. Avoid mindwipe.
24. Find Itex. Blow it up.
25. Actually, get some bombs. And an AK-47. Then blow Itex up.
26. Grow wings.
27. Get admitted to a mental institution, then initiate a mass break-out.
28. Spontaneously combust.
29. Find out where they store the Rubellium...
30. Kill whoever thought up homework. In worst way possible.
31. For the above, I need the TARDIS. Gp find that first. And steal it. And run away from a very angry Doctor about to skewer me with a sonic screwdriver.
32. Work out where the pretty lights come from.
33. Find number 22.
34. Try not to think about fluorrescent penguins for a whole 5 minutes.
35. Duck punches currently being aimed at head.
36. Laugh manically.
37. Create a horcrux. Actually, make someone who I really hate do it.
38. Breath underwater.
39. Grab a random passer by. Waltz with them.
40. Convince somebody that there are faries living under the earth.
41. Eat pot of pesto. With no pasta.
42. Become emo ninja.
43. Scream 'I like CHEESE!' whenever anyone asks you a question. Then proceed to hop in circles before collapsing on the ground.
44. Squirt ketchup all over furniture. Claim to have been attacked by vengfull nargles.
45. Look for missing socks. If in doubt, ask Iggy.
46. Do homework that was due in for last week.
47. Listen to song. Over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over, until imprinted on conciousness.
48. Teach everyone the dead pinyata dance.
49. Play with fire.
50. Run away to join the circus.
51. Get another chainsaw. Last one broke half way through sawing someones head off...
52. Hit people over the head for no appareent reason, before running away. Cackle manically while doing so.
53. Repeat what people say. At the exact time they say it. Ooh, tricky. You need to be phsycic for this.
54. If someone says they're worried, reply with, 'Don't worry. I've got a toothpick. Nothing can go wrong!'
55. Add 'doom' on the end of everything, eg. 'Please pass me the carrots of doom' or 'That rabbit of doom doesn't look very well, does it?'
56. Mkae asbltoeuly no sesne.
57. Find an obscure town in an obscure country on Google Earth. Tell everyone it has the key to immortality somewhere near it.
58. Poke rocks. If asked why, say, 'For no good reason.'
59. Stare at the sky. When a sizeable number of people have joined the staring, quitely walk away, and observe from a nearby, comfortable spot just how long the crowd stays there.
60. Become paranoid.
61. Ask a complete stranger if they'll marry me. Propose using a grapefruit.
62. Hit people over the head with books.
63. Hide computer first, so it doesn't get confiscated... like last time...
64. Hide it underground.
65. Hope seismology sensors don't pick up the vibrations...
66. KETCHUP SANDWICHES!
67. Lizxy... hehehehehehe... hehehehehehehehe... Lizxy, hehehehe...
68. Hoard all the shiny stuff in house. Pile it on chair. Say, over and over, 'My precious!' in creepy Golum accent.
69. Get a motto. Something odd.
70. Wonder if anyone is actully reading this.
71. Turn all the baked bean cans upside down in Tescos. If questioned, it was caused by a bump in the fabric of the time-space contium...


Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?

My brother. "Shut up!"

Where are you?

I'm with me. DUH.

Look up. Now look back. What did you see?

White. Then again, I only see white when I look forward too. Everything is white! (giggles manically)

What's the last thing you ate?

Chocolate. And it was delicious :)

What's your personality like?

Well, obviously I'm well focused and - OMZ I RECOGNIZE THAT SQUIRREL!!

What cartoon character do you have a crush on?

I don't have a crush ALEX RIDER TINTIN SQUEEEEEEEEEEE on anybody. Why do you ask?

What was the last thing you thought?

Say "George Bush". What's the first thing that comes to your mind?

Shrubs

You now have a million dollars. What do you do?

I'd buy my own small island, maybe off the coast of France. Hmm, 'Fanfictionland' sounds good. :)

What are you eating/drinking right now?

Nothing...STOP THE QUESTIONS!!!!!

What are you writing RIGHT NOW?

What are YOU writing right now?

Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say?

"Sweden."

Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say?

"Beacons." Oh, how I love the Brecon Beacons :)

What can you hear right now?

The soundtrack from the 2012 Olympics.

Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself.

Hey squirrel, do you like my laptop? What, why not? Oh, I get it. It's because my parents almost ran you over yesterday, isn't it? Yeah, just go and hide in your little tree! I never really valued your opinion anyway!!

Turn on the T.V. What show is on?

Documentaries. LAME. Ooh, Phineas and Ferb!

What happened last time you were typing here on this computer?

Uh...nothing?

Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see?

Light switch

Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell?

Bwiolo.btaeaeycng

If you just read the quiz, copy and paste it onto your profile.


6 Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue

2.All idiots after reading this will try it

3. The first truth is a lie.

4.You are now laughing at your own stupidity

5. you will put this on your profile

6. you still have a stupid smile on your face


You Know You Live In 2012 When...

1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2. Hi.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/Facebook.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7.As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
10. You were too busy to notice number five.
11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
12. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
13. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did. (I definitely did.)


Warning: the following poem made me cry. It'll probably make you cry too.

My name is Tiffany
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else i'm locked up
All day long.
When i'm awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is tiffany
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me
And you can help,
Sickens me to the soul,

And if you read this and don’t pass it on. I pray for your forgiveness. Because you would have to be. One heartless person. To not be effected. By this Poem. And because you are effected. Do something about it! So all i ask you to do.Is pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE


"If like is the opposite of dislike, is aster the opposite of disaster?" -Robin (Young Justice)

Jack Starbright: I met the most amazing guy down at the fish market today.
[Alex, who's heard this MANY times before, sighs and rolls his eyes]
Jack Starbright: You know what the problem with this country is, though? Every good-looking guy is either gay or married. Except for you, but you're too young. -AR

Alex: I didn't set fire to the building.
Ash: No, but you did pull it into the river.
Alex: That put the fire out! -AR

Mrs Jones: "The platform underneath the balloon fell on her as she was trying to escape," she explained. "She was crushed."
Alex: "I'd have been disappointed too." -AR

Alex: "Listen. This is going to sound really bigheaded and you know I'd never normally tell you what to do. But the thing is, I have sort of been here before-"
Sabina: "What? Locked up by a maniac who wants to destroy the world?"
Alex: "Well, yes. Acutally I have." -AR

1914 Doofenshmirtz: Perry the Platypus, you totally 1-upped my entrance!

Scorpia Rising is a disturbing book. If you've read it, you will agree that the scene in the marketplace with Smithers is just creepy. I feel sorry for the authors when they finally make the SR graphic novel...

SIMPLE MATH:
Alex Rider = amazing
Alex Rider (plus) gadgets = super amazing
Alex Rider (plus) gadgets (minus) Sabina = my dream world!!!! ;D


Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', ShimmeringJade, Sabaku no Hasame (Gaara's Desert Rose)Kenshin H.Phoenix of Lava 777, SacredStoneFury,mintmelodygirl, xXKoutaValentineXx(Alyssa!), PeppyGothChick, RandomPerson164,

99% of teen girls would absolutly FREAK if Miley Cyrus, Robert Pattinson, and Justin Bieber got kidnapped. Copy and paste this in your profile if you're one of the sane 1% who would be happily poking their captives with a spork, while threatening to save the teen girl population. (You know what that means lol)


Some epic quotes I've found on the Internet:

Whatever satisfies the soul is truth. -Walt Whitman

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. -Walt Disney

All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them. -Walt Disney

No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible. -Voltaire

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species. -W. Somerset Maugham

The breaking of a wave cannot explain the whole sea. -Vladimir Nabokov

The task of art today is to bring chaos into order.- Theodor Adorno

A house divided against itself cannot stand. -Abraham Lincoln

Avoid popularity if you would have peace. -Abraham Lincoln (The truest thing in the world!)

Ballots are the rightful and peaceful successors to bullets. -Abraham Lincoln (This quote is Alex Rider-approved!)


BTW, this profile is mostly made up of stuff I've found either of my friend PeppyGothChick's profile or off the Internet. So for the most part I CLAIM NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


This is from a website called "Inside News":

"The Hunger Games surpassed the wildest industry expectations to debut to $155 million, according to studio estimates. That’s the third-biggest opening weekend ever, behind only Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows — Part 2 ($169.2 million) and The Dark Knight ($158.4 million). It’s also the best debut ever for a non-sequel, crushing 2010′s Alice in Wonderland ($116.1 million), and it represents the top opening weekend for any picture outside the summer movie season. And, yes, it must be mentioned — The Hunger Games opened stronger than all four Twilight films."

Hear that, sparkly vampires? THE HUNGER GAMES MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE SHRUBS!!!!!! >:-D

BTW, copy and paste this news into your profile and add your name to the list if you think the same!
RandomPerson164,


15 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

23 Ways To Annoy People In An Elevator
1)CRACK open your bag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air in there?”
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re one of THEM” – and back away slowly
7) SAY "DING" at each floor.
8) SAY “I wonder what all these do?” And push all the buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when someone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: “I have new socks on.”
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: “Is that your beeper?”
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: “This is my personal space.”
14) WHEN there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn’t you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say “Hi Greg, How’s your day been?”
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: “That’s mine!”
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don’t exist.
22) CALL out “Group hug” then enforce it.
23) WHEN the lift is going down scream “we’re gonna die"

39 Ways to Annoy People at the Movie Theater

1)Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

2)When the good guy gets killed, shout "good 'ridens"

3)During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

4)Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

5)Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

6)Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

7)Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

8)Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

9)Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

10)Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

11)Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming "it's alive!"

12)Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)

13)Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

14)Try to start a wave.

15)Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.

16)Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

17)Sing with the theme music.

18)At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

19)Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

20)Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

21)Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"

22)Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

23)When someone enters the theater in the mitle of the movie, stand up and yell "WERE THE HECK HAVE YOU BEAN, YOU MISSED THE BEST PART!"

24)When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

25)Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

26)Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"

27)Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

28)Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"

29)Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

30)Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.

31)Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.

32)During a love scene, stand up and run to the screen shouting "Hooters!"

33)Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.

34)Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

35)Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer’s name is going to be said.

36)Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

37)Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

38)Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

39)Pass by a room that’s showing a movie you’ve already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending.

Proof That The Human Race Is Doomed Through Stupidity...
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (But why?!)
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (So, you can open it without paying for it?)
On a bar of Dial soap: 'Directions: Use like regular soap.' (You do that how again?)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: 'serving suggestion: defrost' (Well it does say suggestion, so i don't have to)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom): 'Do not turn upside down' (A bit too late there...)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: 'Product will be hot after heating.' (OMZ! I soo did not know that)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: 'Do not iron clothes on body.' (But, its so much faster that way)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: 'Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.' (Aww. Bummer)
On Nytol sleep aid: 'warning: may cause drowsiness.' (Really? Are you sure, cause i... dont... feel sleepy *yawn* nvr mind)
On most brands of Christmas lights: 'For indoor or outdoor use only.' (and where else would i use them?)
On a Japanese food processor: 'Not to be used for the other use.' (And that other use would be... now I'm curious)
On Sainsbury peanuts:'Warning: contains nuts.' (NO WAY?I DID NOT KNOW THAT!!)
On an American Airlines pack of nuts: 'Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.' (Finally! I've been trying to figure out these things for hours now)
On a Coke bottle: Shake well before use (Ok! *shakes bottle then opens it to have it blow up the face* Gee, thanks)

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HetaOni: Italy's Story by SilvermistAnimeLover reviews
NOTE: Only read if you've seen HetaOni! Entirely from Italy's POV. "I thought that we had an honest chance of escape when fratello and Spain showed up for the first time. Heh. That was... so long ago... Now I am broken. But... I must escape with everyone... We must live." Full Summary inside! Rated T for bad language and character death (it's HetaOni)!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,417 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 11/24/2012 - N. Italy
HetaOni by The Deceiving Maiden reviews
After a World Meeting, America suggested to 9 of his friends to play the Test of Courage in a mansion that was said to be haunted. They split into their old WWII groups to scare each other once it's found. But little did they know that the mansion rendered them all as humans and the THINGS in the mansion were determined to kill them all. And most of them were all holding a secret.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 113,125 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Japan, N. Italy
The Lies My Boss Told Me by Ludwig's Alter Ego reviews
1941. Ludwig gets more than he bargained for when he naively ends up leading an Einsatzgruppe out on a mission to discover the source of a mysterious explosion in Ponary. His new mission? Save a pair of Jewish children from his fellow SS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 120,987 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Germany
This Is My Story by FluffyWhitePandas reviews
The promise is broken between the two. Arthur is the kid with darker secrets than what normal people expect. Alfred is the jock with everything anyone would want. No one knows but them, that they were once friends. A story about how people today like to judge and how an old friendship repairs itself. Additional information (needed) inside. Happy ending promised. USUK later.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,892 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 2/21/2013 - England/Britain, America
And They All Die in the End by xiangli reviews
"How do I do all this killing? I just remember that no matter what, there's no heaven for me. Not for any of us. So whether I kill or not, it won't matter in the end." Countries are being murdered, one by one. Who is the killer? Bad summary, I know. A lot of this fanfic is based off Seven Little Killers by Lucky-Angel135.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,050 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Russia, Sealand, Belgium, Netherlands
The Emerald Heist by The Inner Titan reviews
A very mysterious thief makes a worldwide reputation for himself, hitting museums around the world of different reknown. The strange thing is, everything the thief has stolen is green, and he leaves a catlike scratch where the stolen item once lay. Can Tintin outsmart this clever, erratic man and his troupe? Or will he need help? T for violence & some language. Some OC's & French.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,844 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Tintin, Snowy
Tough Days by HyruleAlchemistZero-ULTIMATE reviews
He hated not being able to walk, and he hated being stuck in the hospital for half of his life...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,874 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Prussia
An American apocalypse by theRandomscrolls reviews
You're reading my journal. That's ok, 'cuz when i wrote it hoping someone would find it and read it. I hoped that someone would know my name and the names of the amazing people surrounding me when all the zombies were shot and burned, and our bodies had been buried or eaten. So go ahead. Read it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,002 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 6/18/2013 - America
The Captain's Hidden Treasure by Hobbit-Lyfe reviews
After living with her alcoholic mother for most of her life Lorelei decides to go and find her father whom she hasn't seen in years, but by finding her father she may also be signing her death sentence. tintin/OC modern times.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,619 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Captain Haddock - Complete
Return to Cub by The Potters of the Future reviews
Sequel to Serpent's Revenge! Sofia lives in Scotland. Alex lives in London. What happens when after completing art school Sofia D'Alton finds herself once again in mortal danger from the world of espionage.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,237 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Custody by onelastchapter reviews
Alex is MIA and declared dead. Tom Harris and his wife, Elle, gain custody over Alex's children, two sons and three daughters, as they uncover the mystery that is Alex Rider and learn to deal with the kids. includes K-unit. Please R&R I tried for spelling and grammar. -formerly writer2be14 COMPLETE
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,577 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
After Hiroshima by penguinwithapen reviews
WW2 is finally over, and America is (naturally) extremely proud of his accomplishments. Running out of allies to relay his "epic" tales to, Alfred decides to pop up at Japan's place to exercise his bragging rights... He finds Japan bleeding to death on the living room floor. Perhaps, finally, America will realize the devastating effects of the twin bombs on the island nation...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,240 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Japan, America
HetaOni Ending: Stay Alive by Faerilee Lin reviews
(!SPOILER ALERT! It is recommended that readers watch/play/support the original game before reading this interpretation of the ending.) At the peak of all the chaos that has gone on, all the countries find themselves in a panic. While the main group tries to understand the history and logic behind the mansion, each and every nation finds themselves fighting their own wars.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,963 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013 - N. Italy, Germany, Japan, Canada
The Landor Asylum for the Mentally Ill and Corrupted Minds by TomatoAmante reviews
Here we are. The Landor Asylum, located just outside of New York city. This is where patients are diagnosed and helped with their illnesses. It's a lovely palce, and heals people quickly. But there's a few there, who are never let out. And whom are forgotten by all. The sane and the insane. Hidden in the walls, beneath the floors. Their broken wails never again breaching outside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Russia, Lithuania
When Destiny Calls You by Malta-chan765 reviews
Our most loved characters from hetalia attend a preschool when they are chibis. Well, even as little kids, trouble stirs up when England has a heart attack one fateful day.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,242 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Complete
Cougar and the KUnit by Mrs. Frank Hardy reviews
Meet Cal, Daddy's golden girl. Now, she's Cougar, the newest member of K-Unit. But with her past enemies on the horizon, the Unit takes a trip to Afghanistan to sort the mess out once and for all. With Wolf, Snake, Fox, Eagle and Cub, they take on everything they knew in an attempt at a suicide mission.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 21,543 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
Power of the Past by Italia Forevah reviews
All the countries have memories, but what happens if those memories want to come back? A series of one-shots about the countries pasts because I felt like it was a good idea. Rated T because I'm really paranoid.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 4/2/2013
Letters to the People's Republic of China by saya-taroppyu reviews
Big brother China is now accepting letters from everyone, with a big panda hug, aru! Drop the letter in the Reviews or the happy Daigou's PMs! Note: Now 100% postage free, all molotov cocktails, and aphrodisiacs made in Russia and France respectively will not be accepted.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 14,621 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 11/17/2012 - China
The Adler Case by penguinwithapen reviews
Dear Mr. Sherlock Holmes; It has been a while since I have contacted you, but I am certain that you remember me. I am writing to you as I have a case for you. A most peculiar one. If you would like to take on the case, Mr. Holmes, please meet me at 8 o'clock in front of the coffeeshop down your street; I happen to be in town. Respectfully Yours, Irene Adler Norton.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,170 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Sherlock Holmes, Irene Adler
Daycare Hetalia by penguinwithapen reviews
England's magic has gone terribly wrong. That's why when Mindy, a volunteer, goes to check out the crumbling building, she finds a bunch of toddlers who call themselves nations and... are pretty messed up. England doesn't want her charity. He insists that his magic will wear off in a couple of days, and that no one needs to get involved. Poor England. He knows nothing...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/1/2013
Tintin:Against Time by RedRainStar reviews
A childhood friend turns up on Tintin's doorstep with a desperate plea for help: He must help her find her missing brother. But as a deeper plot unravels, the youthful reporter may find that he's running out of time... Rated T for violence etc.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,811 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Tintin, Snowy
Hetaoni Dream by CrimsonEyedWolf112 reviews
This is actually a dream i had as a result of watching Hetaoni for three days. This dream scared the crap out of me so i wrote it out and and put it on here!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2013 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Starting Anew by Starry Bright Light reviews
Life's a journey of ups and downs for Alex. And living with the Pleasures just wasn't working out. He couldn't live with them trying to control his life. So, the choice was made—he had to get away. Of course, life couldn't be as simple as that... all it took was one simple change to turn life—as he knows it—upside down.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 233,394 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Two Earths? by JapXzoAPH reviews
Corrected Version. Sam was a normal teenage otaku until Germany, Italy, and Japan come to her world by an unknown enemy. How is Sam going to get the former Axis members back home if she has to keep them hiddin from the media? Warning: Now rated for teens mostly at the age 16 and up for use of language, mentions of alcohol, perverts, and light yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,428 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - N. Italy, Germany, Japan, OC - Complete
A Very Iggy Christmas by penguinwithapen reviews
(My first fanfic... so excited! Critique is always welcome!) Poor Iggy's found himself alone (again) on Christmas Eve. (Seriously. Even Flying Mint Bunny got busy) As he is uninvited to America's "stupid" party, and due to his "splendid isolation," he is anticipating just another lonely Christmas... until he gets a dinner invitation from (gulp) Russia, of course. Please enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,361 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Tintin and the Key to the Underworld by Galad Estel reviews
After a kidnapping, Tintin loses all memory since he was 13. Captain Haddock and Chang try to help him regain it, but are troubled by his aloofness to them. Then Tintin disappears again
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,766 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Captain Haddock, Chang
The Marlinspike Chronicles Volume Two - Lifeline by JanikaSkyovaBulletGal reviews
Accident causes Tintin to suffer horrific injuries but as he hovers inbetween the real world and a dreamstate he see's someone lost to him and decides to act on the advice that he is given. This is the follow on from Volume One
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,615 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Tintin, Captain Haddock - Complete
Marlinspike Hall: eine Symphonie des Grauens by los.kav reviews
It's two days to Halloween. There's a fair in the garden; the archaeologist in the back field; the ghost-hunters are in the parlour and a vengeful vampire wandering the corridors of Marlinspike Hall, and he's not very fond of the wall paper. Can Tintin do anything to lay this spirit to rest? Featuring no vampires at all.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,524 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Tintin, Captain Haddock - Complete
The Marlinspike Chronicles - Volume One - Thunder by JanikaSkyovaBulletGal reviews
A storm brings back old memories from Tintin's Childhood
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Tintin, Captain Haddock - Complete
Revenge on the Platypus by PFTones3482 reviews
Rated for minor swearing. Rating might change. Sequel to Platypus Troubles. Phineas and Ferb's cousin visits, and at the same time, Tanya breaks lose! What to do, what to do? I suck at summary's, just read.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,453 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Phineas, Ferb - Complete
Where I Fall by MusicSavesMe711 reviews
HetaOni fic: In the aftermath of the mansion, everyone is struggling to cope with their new lives without Viola. Chiara, as the other half of Italy, has something to share, if the other nations will accept it... Songfic. Nyotalia characters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/20/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Germany - Complete
The Shooting Star by los.kav reviews
Modern!Tintin update of the classic Tintin adventure.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,784 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Tintin, Captain Haddock - Complete
How I met Tintin by Daniella the muggle reviews
Tintin and the Captain meet an eccentric, but lovely girl nicknamed Jacq. But Jacq is more than meets the eye. Adventure and romance awaits! Please R&R!
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,722 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Tintin, OC - Complete
Tintin Drabbles: Only Him by Xx Ryo xX reviews
A collection of Drabbles/Vignettes revealing small insights to Tintin's life and character. They're relatively short at the start from 1-7, but they do get progressively longer. Thank you for reading these! Feedback and reviews are greatly appreciated!
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 17,240 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Tintin, Captain Haddock
The Quest of the Anachronism by setsunari reviews
Winter Rose Brimnings's wish finally came true on her sixteenth birthday; to go to beautiful Europe. All she wanted was to have a relaxing escape from reality... But little did Winter know that she would travel back through time, meet a peculiar famed but young journalist, and have an adventure of her own; one that she had never even dared to dream of.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,634 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Tintin
Warrior Katniss by br1ck reviews
Just a simple walk in the forest what could go wrong? Well I guess... maybe about everything! Join Katniss as she learns about the life of the other world that lives by the lake. - Rated T for safety. Read and Review
Crossover - Warriors & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,539 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Jayfeather, Katniss E.
The Blood Red Diamond by StarMary reviews
Tintin gets reunited with his childhood bestfriend, and he and his friends are invited to join an expedition to a mysterious island. The island is to be researched, but the first two expeditions that was sent there, unfortunately failed. They develop new feelings as they journey, and encounter unusual creatures.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,737 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 5/11/2012
You've Been Served by los.kav reviews
The Captain played a prank on Tintin; Tintin gets his own back. Cue the series of escalating practical jokes. Modern!Tintin; AU; No Romance/Slash; comedy; may contains traces of bromance and supreme childishness.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,831 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Captain Haddock
Insobriety by Maddi Paige reviews
It could have happened anytime, but it didn't until now. Why that night in particular? How could Captain Haddock do this to him? Why? Was it somehow Tintin's fault? Read and Review, will ya? No slash, just brotherly love.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Captain Haddock, Tintin - Complete
Unexpected by ABlockOfDiamond reviews
A certain someone shows up again bringing problems along with her. Any guesses on who it is? Mulichapter Yogfic! R&R! Rated T for well.. It's the Yogscast. Take a guess.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,043 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012
The Crab With The Golden Claws by los.kav reviews
Modern!Tintin retelling of The Crab With The Golden Claws. The main story elements remain the same, but everything has been updated to modern times, including language, technology, places, and political situations. COMPLETE!
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,300 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Tintin, Captain Haddock - Complete
HetaOni: Italy's Journal by SamuraiSal1 reviews
Italy keeps his journal with him at all times for good reason. Inside is everything he needs to save them all. He also uses it to decipher his fellow nations' reactions to various situations; chapter two is Russia-centric; rated T for character death
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,754 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - N. Italy, America
Man with the Golden Crab by LM Simpson reviews
drabblish AU oneshot. A secret agent is foiled by Captain Haddock during his first assignment.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Captain Haddock - Complete
The Dimension Surfers by Tink555 reviews
What would happen if Phineas and Ferb still remembered their adventures in the other dimension, and the other dimension Doofenshmirtz still had a little bit of evil in him? Read and find out!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 27,583 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Complete
Stone Heart by ddchick97 reviews
Alex Rider has become cold. Ever since Jack died he has been empty. Gibbs finds a boy standing over a dead body with a gun in his hand. Can Gibbs warm up our spy's heart and show him what a real family is?
Crossover - NCIS & Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,526 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Alex R./Cub
Wonder Boy by The Alleycat Ulan reviews
That's what Allan called him; though looking on him now Allan could see very little about him that was wonderful at all. oneshot
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Tintin - Complete
New Family by ddchick97 reviews
When Alex needs protection from SCORPIA a week after he is shot, MI6 send him to NCIS where he meets Gibbs and the team. Can he receive the help that he needs and maybe gain a little more? Rated T just to be safe.
Crossover - NCIS & Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,406 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Alex R./Cub
Tom, you're not a boy scout by ILOVEGREENDAY-MWAHAHAHA reviews
Why is Tom practicing his boy scout skills on Alex's head? Read and review if you want
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
Prick of the Needle by LM Simpson reviews
oneshot. Tintin knew that this would happen eventually, but that didn't make it hurt any less.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Snowy, Tintin - Complete
Eight Hours by Starry Bright Light reviews
A lot of things can change in eight hours, but who expected things to change this much? One-shot! Post Scorpia Rising.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Complete
Tintin in Paris by los.kav reviews
A runaway orphan leaves Belgium and ends up in Paris, where he works his way up from delivery boy to international reporter. Set before the start of the series: modernised.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,208 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Tintin, Snowy - Complete
Blue Shirt by TrickyTiara reviews
Tintin and Haddock look around Marlinspike Hall for Tintin's trademark shirt because it is lost.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Tintin, Captain Haddock - Complete
Tintin and the Quiff by Speculatrix reviews
Just a short number I whipped up in fifteen minutes about Tintin discovering his quiff for the first time.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Tintin - Complete
Happy Birthday, Tintin! by Speculatrix reviews
Captain Haddock organizes a large surprise birthday party at Marlinspike for Tintin,while Chang keeps Tintin busy. And there was the greatest surprise in the world awaiting him at the end of it all. All updated for Tintin's 83rd birthday! Pls review!
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,878 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Complete
Nearly by Kissy Fishy reviews
The professor recalls the day he lost his hearing.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Cuthbert Calculus - Complete
Tintin and Alph Art An Imagining by los.kav reviews
My interpretation of the unfinished final Tintin story. Set in an updated, modern world complete with cool phones, gadgets and Facebook. I hope someone enjoys reading this as much as I'm enjoying writing it. - NO SLASH! Sorry!
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,124 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Tintin, Captain Haddock - Complete
Twisting, Turning, Tumbling by ShiruyTheSecond reviews
100 Themes Challenge Yassen/Alex Style. It's an easy mission, they just need him to provide cover, he won't be in any danger... Yeah, right. As if that had ever been true before. Alex is so sick of this.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 61,116 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G.
Seven Pieces of Chalk by Lady Charity reviews
Arthur enters a school that is haunted by a tragedy. Six people were left behind to pick up the pieces and suffer the guilt. Arthur pieces them together to understand what and why, and hopefully help heal the scars. COMPLETE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 87,737 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 9/16/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
HetaOni Obsession by HundredPercentHetalian reviews
To tell you first, that this isn't a story. It's a list of how to know you are obsessed with HetaOni, an amazing fanmade Hetalia video, that has been getting more than 100,000 views on the internet.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Complete
Even in Death by anillusionthatcantend reviews
*SPOILERS FOR HETAONI PART 9-10* People die, but true love is forever. As Italy's memories fade away, he reflects on how he is alone. But not alone. One-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2011 - N. Italy, Holy Roman Empire - Complete
Unconditional by EverythingIsMagic reviews
There were things so much deeper than politics, deeper than a past that many others would be unable to forgive, things she treasured close to her heart, kept alive by the warmth of cherished memories. Ukraine, Belarus, and Russia Family Fic
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Ukraine, Belarus - Complete
Long Live General Tapioca by Expecting Rain reviews
In San Theodoros, Tintin is captured by General Tapioca and sentenced to death by firing squad. What thoughts run through his mind as he waits to be rescued? And how will his friends survive if they don't get there in time?
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Tintin, Chang - Complete
The Beginning is the End is the Beginning by vballmania23 reviews
Alex Rider was 18 when he did his last job for MI6. James Bond was 22 when he was recruited. What they didn't know - he's the same man. Explores how Rider became Bond. James Bond/Alex Rider crossover, AU. Title from a Smashing Pumpkins song.
Crossover - James Bond & Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 51 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Complete
Military Brat by Katty008 reviews
Oneshot. And in an instant, it strikes Captain Haddock how little he really knows about his best friend.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
The Enterprise Strikes Back by D. Marshall reviews
Star Trek/Star Wars crossover. The Enterprise encounters two stranded starfighters from a galaxy far, far away.
Crossover - Star Wars & StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,026 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Obi-Wan K., J. Archer - Complete
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HetaOni: Book of a Thousand Mistakes reviews
Haunted houses always mean bad luck. Add one book, thirteen nations, and no way out, and you've got a story to be told throughout the ages. (Fail summary is a fail. I'm bad at summaries. Anyway, rated T for gore and minor cursing, major HetaOni spoilers inside, and OC!HetaOni.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 117,335 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 3/6/2013 - N. Italy, England/Britain, Russia, Canada
That Day reviews
"If I had to pick a day for my life to change forever, it would not have been that day." They were hoping to get one day - just one - to themselves. Little did they know, America and the rest of the Hetalia gang were going to change that. (Collab between moi, malta-chan765, & IRL friend.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,113 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 6/24/2013 - America
Never Say Die reviews
His whole life has been stolen away from him, all because of MI6 and Scorpia. But when Alex Rider runs into a reporter writing a story for the 2012 London Olympics and Scorpia resurfaces, what does that mean for our hero? And how has a mysterious American girl heard his name before? Takes place after Scorpia Rising. (It's the rewrite! Plot bugs should now be exterminated.)
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,544 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Sabina P.
Accidental Stalkers reviews
Two fangirls chug Easter candy, and then ponder the possibility of Alex Rider hiding out in the woods near their school. Hilarity ensues. (Rated K for a few first-rate psychopaths.) (Grammar editing in progress.)
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
New Student reviews
Jessica Rothman's life has never been very exciting. She has few friends, a "dorky" job, and less-than-prefect reputation with the popular crowd at school. She had always wondered how she could make her life different somehow. But when a few new kids come to her small town of Brownstone, she'll figure out exactly how much a new life costs. (Rated T for later drama and my paranoia!)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,438 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013
Yugoslavia reviews
The time is World War 2. While on their way to help defend Greece from the Axis Powers, England and America find an old storehouse full of Axis supplies, and America gets the idea to raid it. England was originally against America's plan. But in the end, it may have been one of the best decisions of his life.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,692 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 12/15/2012 - England/Britain - Complete
You Only Die Once
There was no possible way that Yugoslavia could have ever hurt anyone on purpose. She was the most quiet and peaceful girl that England had ever known, and that was one of the reasons he loved her. But something was definitely wrong on this one December night, and somehow he knew he couldn't stop it. EnglandX2p!OC, rated T for some gore.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2013 - England/Britain - Complete
Into the Scorpion's Den reviews
It has been nearly a week since the revelation of the Marseille Murderer. Our heroes have all gone home and stood by as the story leaked itself into newspapers across Belgium, Europe, and the world. Then a mysterious letter delivered to an old address leads them to America, and turns life as they know it upside-down...
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,319 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Tintin, Captain Haddock
Legend of the Shadowwalker reviews
Post-Alph Art. Tintin makes a narrow escape from an unexpected villain, and gets mixed up in another adventure before even setting foot in Marlinspike Hall. Who is the Shadowwalker, and what does he have to do with a girl's missing father and Tintin still breathing? R&R please! (It's the rewrite! Plot bugs should now be exterminated.)
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,367 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Tintin, Snowy
Murder in Marseille reviews
A series of murders in the South of France. A downed airplane. A missing reporter. What do these things have to do with each other? What are the murderers looking for? And can Ellie find Tintin before it's too late? Sequel to Legend of the Shadowwalker. R&R!
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,292 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Tintin, Captain Haddock - Complete
Saving Private Rider reviews
It has been about ten years since Alex's final mission. What if he decided to rejoin SAS after defeating Razim? What would become of him? (Word of warning: I'm sorry if I messed something up.)
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
The Ballad of Steve reviews
A long time ago, a tribute in the 42nd Hunger Games got an idea. Her Idea was how the Districts and the Capitol could live in peace, and how the people of the Capitol could still have an event to enjoy without killing District children. She even had a name for it: the Olympics. This is not her story. This is the story of Steve, the tribute who had nothing to do with any good Ideas.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Complete
Valley of the Kings reviews
1915. Ohio Flynn and Rhode Island Fletcher set off to snatch an ancient idol from the grasp of the evil Dr. Doofenshmirtz, and find themselves in central Ireland. A girl from Rhode Island's past sets them on a new course, sending the three into an even larger story than they ever wanted to know. R&R please! Rated K for violence.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 7/6/2012
A Moment Too Soon reviews
Allen thought he finally had Tintin beat. But is he wrong about the boy reporter? Sequel to The Alleycat Ulan's Wonder Boy. Not 100% my idea.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Tintin - Complete
Sabina's Funeral reviews
Alex hoped that he'd never have to be there. He hoped that it would never happen in his lifetime. But hope couldn't stop it from happening. Warning: if you're a Sabina-lover, read at your own risk.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Transformations reviews
Alex Rider went into hiding after retiring from his life as a spy. The writer who documented his missions said he went to San Francisco, California. But what really happened? One-shot.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Alex R./Cub - Complete