Author has written 16 stories for Alex Rider, Adventures of Tintin, Phineas and Ferb, Hunger Games, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.
I am officially abandoning this account. It's been years since I've actually been able to write anything outside of school, and unless some miracle gives me both time and inspiration to write, nothing is going to be updated any time soon. I may upload what bits and pieces of fanfics I have (I don't even remember what I have, it's been so long), and I will be keeping this account up as an archive, but other than that it's closed down. I'm sorry to disappoint.
And one more thing: I started writing my Alex Rider fanfiction "Never Say Die" in 2012 and last updated it in 2014 I think. I only today (3/5/17) learned about the new Alex Rider by the same name. I was not informed of this, but I don't mind that is uses the same title. At least it probably has a complete storyline. Hopefully this will sort out any conspiracy theories. I'm not secretly Anthony Horowitz in disguise, I'm not an insider in the world of YA thriller novels. It's just a coincidence.
Hello Fanfictionites and other assorted people of Earth! So here's my profile!
Profile pic created by the lovely (and awesome) chillykitty101! She's also on DeviantArt (with the same username), so feel free to look her up!
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I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Alex Rider and Star Wars, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, flyaway111, physics chick, PeppyGothChick, RandomPerson164,
I am a proud Sabina hater. My Alex Rider fanfic shall satisfy all people like me who hate Sabina Pleasure with a firey passion. Mwa ha ha...Evil laugh!!!!!!!!!!!
If you or you friend are nerds, and are proud, copy and paste this to your profile. -Luv, PGC, RP164
If you or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this to your profile.
If your idea of fun is reading, copy and paste this into your profile
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile
If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile
If you Believe in Jesus Christ, put this on your profile, and don't deny this, because the bible says, "Deny me, and I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven."
"I reject your reality and substitute my own."-Adam Savage
I'm cute...now give me my cookies.
Boys in books are just...Better!
Procrastinators unite! Tomorrow.
It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.
You know you're a geek when procrastination doesn't affect your grades.
...That awkward moment when you realize that celebrities are just like us.
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
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If you could read that put it in your profile!
Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
Girls Don't Realize These Things
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the girls with enough courage to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."
You live off of sugar and caffine
People think you're insane.
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (ZIM STYLE!)
You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
A moment of silence.
When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't
forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for
the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that
mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister
is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
Hetalia quiz!!!! bold the ones you are!
America (Alfred F. Jones)
You love hamburgers
You think you're awesome
You love to invent things
You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
You can seem to be very brash to other people
You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
You're terrified of ghosts
You know aliens exist
You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
You wear glasses
England (Arthur Kirkland)
You like tea
You were quite tough as a kid
You're very sarcastic and cynical
Your cooking is awful
You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
...But you refuse to believe in aliens
You have tried doing black magic before
You get drunk quite easily
When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
You're good at embroidery
France (Francis Bonnefoy)
You're very affectionate
You think you have a great fashion sense
You like wine
You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
You love red roses
When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
You're very proud of yourself
You love culture and the arts
You're very flamboyant
You say you're a gourmet
(1/10) (Definitely a good thing...)
Russia (Ivan Braginski)
You had a very sad childhood
You're very tall
You have a tendency to switch between personalities
You wear a scarf all the time
You love sunflowers
You love vodka
You can seem intimidating to other people
You're very strong
You have a big nose
You have a strange laugh that can scare people
(2/10) (Eh, not bad...)
China (Wang Yao)
You're very mature
You're very superstitious
You're very religious (Kinda sorta...)
You love pandas
You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
You love Hello Kitty
You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously
You work hard
You're good at drawing
You like sweets
(5.5/10) (Woah, what?)
North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)
You were bullied a lot in your childhood
You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit
You're very happy-go-lucky
You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
You're a good artist
You can be clumsy at times
You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
You would surrender in a war situation
You're very stoic and serious
Sausages are your favorite foods
You like to walk dogs/your dog
Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case (You could say that...)
You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T
You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
You work very hard
Your alone time is your 'happy time'
You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
You've had issues with money once or twice
(6/10) (Oh gosh...)
Japan (Kiku Honda)
You're very mature
You think everything over before saying it
You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
You isolated yourself during childhood
You became very successful in a short amount of time
You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
You can seem cold/aloof to other people
You're good at practical tasks
You need time to adjust to new people
You are an otaku - an Anime or Manga crazy person
Austria (Roderich Edelstein)
You are very well-raised
You love classical music
You like cake (What weirdo doesn't like cake?!)
You have a mole on your face
You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument
You've composed music before
You tend to call people 'morons'
You wear glasses
Canada (Matthew Williams)
You're often ignored by people
You look younger than you actually are
You love hockey
You love polar bears
You hate fighting
You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy
You often get mistaken for someone else
You feel under-appreciated
You always carry a bear with you
You're very physically strong
You've won a lot of fist-fights
In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other
You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
You like hot weather
You can be very friendly from time to time
You look very tough on the outside
You make a very nice role-model
You don't let people get a word in edgeways
Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)
You have a potty-mouth
You like to wear flowers in your hair
You used to be a very tough kid
You're very reliable
It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
You're very faithful
Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike
You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese
You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it
Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)
You're very loyal
You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together
your very serious
You have a lot of patience
You think too much about philosophical stuff
You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc...
You're not very confident
You were quite rebellious as a child
People tend to walk all over you
You're a born worrier
(7/10) (...How am I not surprised?)
Poland (Feliks Łukasiewicz)
You love the color pink
You have a friend that you always walk all over
No matter what happens, you tend to revive like a Phoenix
You act before you think
You are first very shy and hard to get friendly with
….but after you DO get friendly, you act like you're a King towards them
You are able to talk like the opposite gender
You talk with words such as "like" and "totally"
You seem like a clown but you're actually quite delicate
You love ponies
Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)
You love tomatoes
You're a bright thinker
You have a country-bumpkin like atmosphere
You kinda insensitive
You tend to go along with other people's thoughts or plans
You're scary when you're angry
You have a person that you care for dearly, but they don't seem to appreciate you that much
People should NOT get near you when you had alcohol
You have people that are Best Friends, but rivals at the same time
South Italy (Lovino Vargas)
You have a younger sibling that you don't get along well with
…but you kinda rely on them anyway
You're friendly to girls
…but you're strict and unsocial towards guys
You act strong but actually, you're a wimp
On some parts, you're weaker than your younger sibling
You have someone that cares for you dearly but you think of them as annoying
You love your family, but you just don't show it
You're truthful to yourself, in some cases
You love pasta, pizza, gelato, and fruits
Prussia (Gilbert Beilschmidt)
You have a younger sibling that you always count on
You're slightly aggressive
You think you're totally awesome
You have/had a pet bird
You're loyal to your superiors/parents/teachers
You're actually punctual, strict and serious, you just don't seem like it
Some people you like, some people you just hate like insane
You tend to pick on some people
You have an old friend that you just can't beat no matter what
You have good friends, but they're not exactly the best people you can find
Switzerland (Vash Zwingli)
You stay neutral in things no matter what
You are reclusive
You seem peaceful, but you'll fight if you have to
You work hard on things until they're done
You can't get along friendly with other people
But, you're kind towards siblings
You're actually quite strong
You think the name Vash is awesome
You seem difficult to get along with, but you're actually kind and caring
You had a hard past
Korea (Im Yong-Soo)
You care a lot about your family
You love watching movies, and creating things
You're stronger than you seem
You're a Going-My-Way person
You love kimchi (What?)
You're mysterious, and people can't tell what you're thinking
You tend to piss off your elders
You like to claim things as yours
You love games and Internet
You're slightly perverted
Finland (Tino Väinämöinen)
You love Christmas and Santa
You're honest and quiet
You are good at high-tech machinery
You like coming up with weird things
You sense of taste is bad, as people say
You tend to fight against people who are stronger than you
You let people poke you around for a while, but then you get them back ten times worse
You love saunas
You're generous, but you also have a scary side as well
For some reason, you have weird naming skills
(5/10) (Okay then.)
Sweden (Berwald Oxenstierna)
You don't talk much, and you tend to stay quiet
You're honest, serious, and love debates
You're actually passionate, but you just don't show it
People think you're scary
You're clever with your hands
You make weapons with things that people don't imagine
You're clumsy with human relationships
You tend to go against stronger people
You give up pretty quick
In the inside, you're smiling. On the outside, you're glaring
Final Answer: Austria/Lithuania
This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly belive in God.
98% of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2% that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. (My space is right here, next to your space!)
90% of teens will want to try a drug between the ages of 13-19. If you are one of the 10% that rather lose a limb before taking drugs, copy this into your profile.
97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Pattinson (Edward Cullen from twilight) standing on top of a sky scraper, about to jump. If youre one of the 3% that would sit there eating popcorn screaming 'DO A FLIP YOU SPARKLY DIMWIT!' then copy and paste this to your profile.
92% of the teenage population would be dead if the Jonas Brothers decided breathing wasn't cool. Put this on your signature if you would be one of the 8% laughing hysterically in the background!!!
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end reading numerous fan fictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If there are times when you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever had an argument with yourself, copy this to your profile.
"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns
"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings! If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile! LONG LIVE PLUTO!
Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.
If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile
Weird is good, strange, it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you like smiley faces, copy this into your profile. :)
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. (I hazza contractor)
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.(Parallel universe madness)
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai.watches sakura fall, Two Tailz,keeah,HikariKegawaAshi,Ita-chan18, RandomPerson164
If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whats so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Shifter-youkai.watches sakura fall, Two Tailz,keeah, HikariKegawaAshi, RandomPerson164
If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.
PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE- if you have ever listened to music in another language, and sung along having no IDEA what they are SAYING and PROUD OF IT
If Fanfiction(or goodreads) to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile
If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.
If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.
If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have laughed so hard that you couldn't breath and ended up laughing silently while half crying due to lack of air copy and paste this onto your profile.
Education can make the difference between Mcdonalds and being a rocket scientist. If you think education can be cool if you don't end up with a monotone teacher/professor, copy and paste this into your profile.
you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (It's kinda hard...). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK.But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Paste this on your profile if you also dislike racism.
No event is complete without theme music. If you have ever started humming/singing your own theme music, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're against animal cruelty, (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, illegal dog fights, chimp slavery, etc.) copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't get what the simplest things mean, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't get why people cant get it through other people's heads that members of the opposite gender can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile
If you would rather be unique than being a zombie prep/cool, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you laugh secretly at some people or keep on comparing them with characters because they resemble some characters, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever turned a corner and banged your arm/leg/toe/head on the wall, put this in your profile and add your name to the list: Zilo Sugarpill, Ailia Sparrowhawk, iTorchic,Rena, Ita-chan18, RandomPerson164
If you can't stand it when people have a lot of those "copy and paste this into your profile" things in their profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
...If you got the above line, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you believe in your right to like/dislike what you like/dislike without the express approval of society or your local fangirls, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you just wasted time in your life you'll never get back by reading this profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
To do list:
1. See if bookworms bounce.
Hey, look! # 22 is missing!
23. Avoid mindwipe.
Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?
My brother. "Shut up!"
Where are you?
I'm with me. DUH.
Look up. Now look back. What did you see?
White. Then again, I only see white when I look forward too. Everything is white! (giggles manically)
What's the last thing you ate?
Chocolate. And it was delicious :)
What's your personality like?
Well, obviously I'm well focused and - OMZ I RECOGNIZE THAT SQUIRREL!!
What cartoon character do you have a crush on?
I don't have a crush ALEX RIDER TINTIN SQUEEEEEEEEEEE on anybody. Why do you ask?
What was the last thing you thought?
Say "George Bush". What's the first thing that comes to your mind?
You now have a million dollars. What do you do?
I'd buy my own small island, maybe off the coast of France. Hmm, 'Fanfictionland' sounds good. :)
What are you eating/drinking right now?
Nothing...STOP THE QUESTIONS!!!!!
What are you writing RIGHT NOW?
What are YOU writing right now?
Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say?
Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say?
"Beacons." Oh, how I love the Brecon Beacons :)
What can you hear right now?
The soundtrack from the 2012 Olympics.
Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself.
Hey squirrel, do you like my laptop? What, why not? Oh, I get it. It's because my parents almost ran you over yesterday, isn't it? Yeah, just go and hide in your little tree! I never really valued your opinion anyway!!
Turn on the T.V. What show is on?
Documentaries. LAME. Ooh, Phineas and Ferb!
What happened last time you were typing here on this computer?
Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see?
Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell?
If you just read the quiz, copy and paste it onto your profile.
6 Truths of Life
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue
2.All idiots after reading this will try it
3. The first truth is a lie.
4.You are now laughing at your own stupidity
5. you will put this on your profile
6. you still have a stupid smile on your face
You Know You Live In 2012 When...
1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
Warning: the following poem made me cry. It'll probably make you cry too.
My name is Tiffany
And if you read this and don’t pass it on. I pray for your forgiveness. Because you would have to be. One heartless person. To not be effected. By this Poem. And because you are effected. Do something about it! So all i ask you to do.Is pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE
"If like is the opposite of dislike, is aster the opposite of disaster?" -Robin (Young Justice)
Jack Starbright: I met the most amazing guy down at the fish market today.
Alex: I didn't set fire to the building.
Mrs Jones: "The platform underneath the balloon fell on her as she was trying to escape," she explained. "She was crushed."
Alex: "Listen. This is going to sound really bigheaded and you know I'd never normally tell you what to do. But the thing is, I have sort of been here before-"
1914 Doofenshmirtz: Perry the Platypus, you totally 1-upped my entrance!
Scorpia Rising is a disturbing book. If you've read it, you will agree that the scene in the marketplace with Smithers is just creepy. I feel sorry for the authors when they finally make the SR graphic novel...
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', ShimmeringJade, Sabaku no Hasame (Gaara's Desert Rose)Kenshin H.Phoenix of Lava 777, SacredStoneFury,mintmelodygirl, xXKoutaValentineXx(Alyssa!), PeppyGothChick, RandomPerson164,
99% of teen girls would absolutly FREAK if Miley Cyrus, Robert Pattinson, and Justin Bieber got kidnapped. Copy and paste this in your profile if you're one of the sane 1% who would be happily poking their captives with a spork, while threatening to save the teen girl population. (You know what that means lol)
Some epic quotes I've found on the Internet:
Whatever satisfies the soul is truth. -Walt Whitman
All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. -Walt Disney
All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them. -Walt Disney
No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible. -Voltaire
Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species. -W. Somerset Maugham
The breaking of a wave cannot explain the whole sea. -Vladimir Nabokov
The task of art today is to bring chaos into order.- Theodor Adorno
A house divided against itself cannot stand. -Abraham Lincoln
Avoid popularity if you would have peace. -Abraham Lincoln (The truest thing in the world!)
Ballots are the rightful and peaceful successors to bullets. -Abraham Lincoln (This quote is Alex Rider-approved!)
BTW, this profile is mostly made up of stuff I've found either of my friend PeppyGothChick's profile or off the Internet. So for the most part I CLAIM NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is from a website called "Inside News":
"The Hunger Games surpassed the wildest industry expectations to debut to $155 million, according to studio estimates. That’s the third-biggest opening weekend ever, behind only Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows — Part 2 ($169.2 million) and The Dark Knight ($158.4 million). It’s also the best debut ever for a non-sequel, crushing 2010′s Alice in Wonderland ($116.1 million), and it represents the top opening weekend for any picture outside the summer movie season. And, yes, it must be mentioned — The Hunger Games opened stronger than all four Twilight films."
Hear that, sparkly vampires? THE HUNGER GAMES MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE SHRUBS!!!!!! >:-D
BTW, copy and paste this news into your profile and add your name to the list if you think the same!
15 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
23 Ways To Annoy People In An Elevator
39 Ways to Annoy People at the Movie Theater
1)Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
2)When the good guy gets killed, shout "good 'ridens"
3)During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
4)Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
5)Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
6)Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
7)Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.
8)Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.
9)Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
10)Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.
11)Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming "it's alive!"
12)Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)
13)Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.
14)Try to start a wave.
15)Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.
16)Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"
17)Sing with the theme music.
18)At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."
19)Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.
20)Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.
21)Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"
22)Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.
23)When someone enters the theater in the mitle of the movie, stand up and yell "WERE THE HECK HAVE YOU BEAN, YOU MISSED THE BEST PART!"
24)When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"
25)Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.
26)Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"
27)Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.
28)Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"
29)Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.
30)Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.
31)Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.
32)During a love scene, stand up and run to the screen shouting "Hooters!"
33)Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.
34)Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"
35)Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer’s name is going to be said.
36)Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.
37)Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.
38)Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.
39)Pass by a room that’s showing a movie you’ve already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending.
Proof That The Human Race Is Doomed Through Stupidity...