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Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, Legend of Zelda, and Pokémon.

Hey guys, triforcelord here. Just in case if you accidentally clicked on the wrong button, this is my profile. There are others like it, but this one is mine...ah, who am I kidding? THERE ARE NO OTHERS LIKE MINE! BWAHAHAHA!...Egotistical moment aside, please read on to find out more about myself, my stories, etc.


General Information:

Gender: Male. In other words, I am not Iron Man. For an explanation, please keep reading. You'll get there eventually.

Age: 17, although sadly I still look like I'm just beginning to hit puberty...there is literally only a single hair on my face...damn you genetics...

Birthday: May 13

Hair: Dark brown, with extreme curls. In fact, my hair is so curly it looks like a mix between a mullet and an afro if I let it grow out. I shall call it a manfro.

Eyes: Blue

Height: About 5'8, give or take an inch or two.

Weight: Here's a big shocker people. I weigh a grand total of 114 pounds. Think about it...yeah, I know it's sad...

Physique: Despite my low weight, I'm actually decently muscled. I'm physically fit at least, and I think I'm starting to grow a six pack...that or my fat rolls are finally starting to come in...

Skin: I spend too much time indoors playing video games, reading, reading manga, or watching anime. Writing has been added to that list. In other words, I'm one pale mother fucker.

Species: I am a hyper unknown male annoying ninja. In abbreviation, a H.U.M.A.N.

Well, that about wraps it up for a description. Now for the whole Iron Man thing. Female. Fe=Iron. Male=Man. Female=Iron Man. So therefore, all females are Iron Man. And therefore, I am not Iron Man. Get it? Hahahahaha... LAUGH DAMN YOU!

Okay, time to get slightly more serious. The stories that I will write are directly influenced by what I'm interested in at the time. Seeing as I have been obsessed with anime for the past three years with no sign of stopping, it is safe to say that a majority of my stories will be from that area. However, I am also somewhat of a gamer. At the very least, I have the passion down, if not the skill with certain games (coughHalocough). So you can expect some stories from that area as well. It's possible I might write a story or two for some books at some point as well. I'm not really interested in much else, so those are the three main genres you can expect my stories to take place in.


Story Corner

Here is the current stats on my stories. It'll tell you about my possible update dates, which may not be entirely accurate but I'll try my best, as well as some upcoming stories for you to look forward to. School's over, so I'll probably be able to update more often.

The Distant Land: Status: Discontinued

The Shining Latios: Status: Ongoing

This Can't Be Happening: Status: Undecided

The Fourth Member of Team 7: Status: Discontinued

The Lost Light: Status: Discontinued

By that Sin fell the Angels: Status: Undecided

Divine Intervention: Discontinued

The Dance of the Dead: Status: Oneshot

Why Link Should Never Drink Coffee: Status: Oneshot

Why Link Should Never Drink Coffee: Part Deux: Status: Oneshot

Why Link Should Never Drink an Energy Drink: Status: Oneshot

How Pokemon Eggs Are Found: Status: Oneshot

Upcoming Stories:

Why Link Should Never Drink Alcohol: Oneshot, Rated T, Humor/Parody, Link/Bo, Legend of Zelda


Personal Quotes (And yes, these are all things that I have said)


"Look out for that flying banana!"

"Owwwww...wait, how did I survive that drop?! I must be a god!" (Sadly, I'm not. I found that out after I tried to fly and failed...Owwwww)

"AHHHHHH! It's a UFO! No wait, it's just a frisbee."

"Life is a game, and we are the pieces."

"The strong or the stupid pick on the strong, and the weak or the cowardly pick on the weak."

"The person who said life has only two uncertainties, death and taxes, didn't think enough. There are actually three: Death, Taxes, and Uncertainty."


Now for some Copy and Paste

If you have ever accidentally stapled yourself in the eyeball, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen out of a tree from twenty feet up or higher, copy and paste this into your profile. AND STAY AWAY GHOSTS!

If you like to freak the hell out of people,just to see the look in their faces, copy and paste this on your profile.

If someone ever called you insane or crazy and you laughed, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever gazed blankly at somewhere, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt bored at school, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Midna is awesome,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever played extremely bloody and cruel games,dispatching your foes with no remorse,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Ilia should burn in Death Mountain so Midna can have Link, paste this on your profile.

If you think Midna should just get together with Link already, copy and paste this.

If you think Midna was going to tell Link she loves him, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have strange dreams that never, ever make any sense whatsoever, put this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you think Preps travel in packs, copy and paste this into a profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking' Trix copy this into your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab copy this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person who gets excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile

If you think Midna should be coming back in another game,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you felt sad at the ending of LoZ TP,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever managed to steal cookies from the kitchen,without getting caught,copy and paste this into your profile.

If people have EVER confused you for a Hylian, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent that hasn't , copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Midna's true form is SEXY HOT, copy and paste this into you profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE.

If you have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on copy and paste this into your profile.

If you agree that the last week of school is pointless, copy this into your profile.

If you enjoy swimming, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been completely, utterly, unbearably, inhumanely, maddeningly bored, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever woken up on the floor of your bedroom for no explainable reason, copy this into your profile.

If your neighbors think you or your family (or both) are psycho, copy this into your profile.

If you enjoy pancakes (or waffles) a little bit too much, copy this into your profile.

If you agree that Dora needs to use some of that "Sticky Tape" on her mouth, copy this into your profile.

If you're easily distracted, then...HEY! WHAT'S THAT?

If you laugh to yourself then get annoyed when people ask why, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever thought that all of the Yo Gabba Gabba crew should go "dancey dance" off of a cliff into spikes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that you have more than one if you think that you have more than one of the same copy and paste copy and pastes copy and pasted into your profile, copy and past this into your profile.

If that last one made any sense whatsoever to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Naruto and Hinata are meant to be together and think that it will happen, copy and paste in your profile. NARUHINA FTW!! DarkSamuraiX1999


Differences between real friends and fake friends:

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.


FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.


FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”


FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.


FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.


FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.


FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds that left you.


FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”


FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.


FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them, they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!


FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Won't give you money, but expect you to give THEM money.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no money.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will say FanFiction.net is stupid
REAL FRIENDS: Like FanFiction.net so much, they have an account and they copy and paste ALL of your copy and paste it's

FAKE FRIENDS: Will, when they see you drunk, tell you haul a cab home.
REAL FRIENDS: Will, when they see you drunk, drive you home themselves.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will come up to you and say "Hey, how's it going"
REAL FRIENDS: Will come up to you and say " No time explain, take this bloody knife." then run away.


FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost this.


If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile! (Easy...)


OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been
with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth
records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing
when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't
always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than
you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing
regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual
harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using
mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student,
only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that
they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It
declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to
administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform
parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband;
churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their
victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar
in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize
that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and
was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife,
Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To
Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized
he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the
majority and do nothing.

RIP We shall remember


The Situation in Hell

The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A."


Two dead Boys, Unknown.

Ladies and Gentlemen, skinny and stout,
I'll tell you a tale I know nothing about;
The Admission is free, so pay at the door,
Now pull up a chair and sit on the floor.

One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight;
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.

A blind man came to watch fair play,
A mute man came to shout "Horray!"
A deaf policeman heard the noise and
Came to stop those two dead boys.

He lived on the corner in the middle of the block,
In a two-story house on a vacant lot;
A man with no legs came walking by,
and kicked the lawman in his thigh.

He crashed through a wall without making a sound,
into a dry creek bed and suddenly drowned;
The long black hearse came to cart him away,
But he ran for his life and is still gone today.

I watched from the corner of the big round table,
The only eyewitness to facts of my fable;
But if you doubt my lies are true,
Just ask the blind man, he saw it too.


We're a Dying Breed

To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait.”

To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful.

To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.

To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.

To every guy who has given her flowers just because.

To every guy that said he would die for her.

To every guy that really would.

To every guy that took time to do what she wanted to do.

To every guy that she cried in front of.

To every guy that holds hands with her.

To every guy that kisses her with meaning.

To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.

To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.

To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.

To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.

To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes.

To every guy that would give his seat up.

To every guy that just wants to cuddle.

To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what.

To every guy who told his secrets to her.

To every guy that tried to show how much he cared through every word and every breath.

To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.

To every guy that believed in her dreams.

To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them.

To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.

To every guy that walked her to her car. To every guy that gave his heart.

To every guy who prays that she is happy even if you are not with her.

...This one bulletin is for you...

Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore... And because of this, there are not many left out there... i guarantee 90 of the men on your page will not repost this cuz they care more about their image If you are a nice guy repost this with "We're a Dying Breed " If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way repost this with: "To Every Guy..."


This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.


Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible and should be
stopped, put this poem on your profile.


Thank you for reading this. By reading this, you have wasted approximately ten minutes of your life that you will never get back. While you have been reading this, I have snuck up behind you and am about to slam your head into the keyboard. GOT YA! Or maybe not. Well, at least it brought me satisfaction to know that your time has officially been wasted. Now time for me to do what I do at the end of every chapter: Triforcelord, out!

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9-year old Ichigo lived and died about 100 years ago. Sent to district 78 of South Rukongai, Inuzuri, you can guess who he'll meet. He was the one who changed her world. But now he's going to change it, right from the very beginning. Perhaps in death, they'll find happiness. It is but the next great journey...
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A New Chance For Adventure by ARCEUS-master reviews
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Thank You Notes from the Legend of Zelda Cast by miano53 reviews
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The Black Latios by Mekon reviews
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The Mysterious Bond by RisingMist reviews
Naruto inherits a necklace while still at the academy and forms a mysterious connection to Hinata. What changes will this lead to? Hop aboard for a wild ride. Romance, humour and plenty of action to come. Pairing: Naruto/Hinata Rating for future lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,760 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 12/1/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Entwined by Love, Enslaved by Fate by Codaram reviews
A moment. A glance. A smile. Miraculous that the strongest of bonds can form from so simple a gesture. Destiny is not sentimental, however, and it is often the strongest of bonds that must withstand the strongest storms. Two shinobi will form such a bond, and endure the most ferocious storm the world has ever seen. NaruHina, Epic-length story. Currently in Book Three.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 622,946 - Reviews: 2070 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 1,147 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Konoha Kids by KonohaFanFiction reviews
Following the original Naruto story line, Naruto and his pals are all in the process of growing up and getting into sexual desires they cant possibly deny. I DON'T OWN NARUTO. No yaoi. Alot of yuri and alot of straight. After Tsunade becomes Hokage. Review and tell me what people you want in this because if i see a spot for them, i'll include them. Uploading frequently. Enjoy! :)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,727 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
LoZ Snapshots by KamikazePenguin69 reviews
A collection of random thoughts from Twilight Princess. Includes an extremely long and random author's note at the end. Warning: This stupidity is not for the faint of heart.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,703 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Link, Midna
Drabbles by fallen.titania reviews
Short fics and oneshots about Sakura and Sasuke. First story. It took just one look..
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Group of Weirdos: Twilight Princess by Mr. Light Chicken Bulbs reviews
One day, an unfortunate farm boy is quite literally dragged into a world saving adventure against his will. Fortunately, to help him he is able to recruit the... unstable bosses that he beats to assist in his cause. This is fated to go badly.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 87,159 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Link, Midna, Majora's Mask
Change by olivia.parkings reviews
Naruto leaves Konoha after failing to bring Sasuke back... First Naruto Story- please Review Made By Me And My cousin! My cousin Is Half German And Half English!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,720 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013
Ghosts of the Past by NeonZangetsu reviews
An unexpected encounter with a stray spirit derails the destiny of Uzumaki Naruto forever. Now, his eyes have been opened, and in more ways that one. Stripped of his ignorance, and blessed with possibly one of the most powerful bloodlines ever seen by the Elemental Nations, he sets out to discover just who he is. NarutoxHinata. Possible harem. Challenge by Brown Phantom.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,318 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 330 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Mountain Proposal by SoulFire1111 reviews
One Shot. A special visit to Mount Myokobu Gamakichi, Naruto and Hinata belong to the esteemed Masashi Kishimoto and I only hope to do them justice.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Naruto: The True Story by Tour Guide62 reviews
Its secrets have been lost for years. But now, the true story of Naruto has finally emerged! It's time to show you what really happened in the Naruto storyline! Rated T for General Randomness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,930 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Naruto U.
Ganon's Dilemma by KamikazePenguin69 reviews
His fate is to repeatedly kidnap the princess, and he's getting VERY tired of this little green twerp constantly messing with his plans. Not really set in any specific universe. Rated T because I might put some cursing in.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Ganondorf, Link
Chigan by hinatasgreatestfan reviews
Naruto finds something VERY interesting in the Scroll of Sealing when he's learning the Shadow Clone Jutsu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,815 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
The Legend of Zelda: The Awful Realm of Torture by The Prince of Torture reviews
This was inspired by "Ask the Zelda Crew" Do you like the characters from Twilight Princess? Have you ever wanted to ask them something or tell them to do something? If so, then you've come to the right place. Co-Written by MostazalsLord.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,961 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 5/20/2011
The Dark Side of the Hyuuga by Ladytiger47 reviews
In the ninja world, one shy girl has to bring out her inner self to save the nations from an evil threat. However, she isn't confident enough to bring out the dark side of her she keeps hidden...so she has a little help.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 145,932 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Unintended Consequences by Megatoast reviews
Before Midna left, she gave him a gift. But when an ancient enemy who threatens all worlds returns, Link will find that this gift will affect him more than anyone thought. Now, he must once again defend those he cares for. T for violence. LinkxMidna
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 120,713 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Link, Midna
A Growing Affection by Xavon Wrentaile reviews
After a misunderstanding reveals hidden emotions, Naruto and Hinata begin training together, getting to know each other. At the same time Sakura finds herself jealous. Takes place in a tangent after the Elemental Training Arc of the Shippuden timeline.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 170 - Words: 686,165 - Reviews: 2949 - Favs: 2,805 - Follows: 1,551 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Group of Weirdos: Majora's Mask by Mr. Light Chicken Bulbs reviews
Link travels to a new land on a more personal journey, but ends up wrapped in another superevil's schemes. He must now go across Termina and gain allies to fight against Skull Kid, and who better than the bosses he beats? It worked so well last time...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 47 - Words: 160,274 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Link, Ganondorf, Tatl - Complete
The Legend of Eevee: Pokéflute of Time by that one little guy reviews
The crossover you've been dreading: It's Ocarina of Time, but everybody's a Pokémon! Enjoy this less than accurate retelling of the classic game where the Hero of Time is an idiotic Pichu and his partner is the bitchiest Happiness Pokémon you've ever met!
Crossover - Pokémon & Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 74,036 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Pichu, Togetic/Togechick - Complete
Group of Weirdos: Ocarina of Time by Mr. Light Chicken Bulbs reviews
We're all used to the parodies where Link's a brain dead oaf who screws everything up. But now, the bosses our protagonist defeats join his cause and assist with the reclamation of Hyrule, trying their hardest to stop the 'hero' from ruining everything.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 42 - Words: 94,972 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Link, Navi - Complete
Switching Personalities by Sister Deathscythe reviews
What happens when a mischievous demon decides to switch the souls of ALL the Inucrew? With InuYasha inside Kagome's body, what will happen when Kouga finally decides to marry Kagome? Is it worse than him having to travel into the future to take a test? A perverted monk can do much in a certain demon slayer woman's body... COMPLETE
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,556 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/28/2005 - Published: 7/10/2004 - Complete
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The Shining Latios reviews
Triforcelord is back! Ash is depressed after being defeated in the Silver Cup, and decides to take a vacation. While on vacation , however, something happens that will change Ash's life forever. Altoshipping. Please Read and Review. Inspiration comes from Mekon's The Black Latios. RECOVERED.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,254 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, Latias
Why Link Should Never Drink Coffee reviews
Link is finally fighting Ganondorf, but even through all of that hard work he still doesn't feel like he can go on because Ganondorf is pushing him so hard he can hardly stand. But then Navi gives him their last resort in the form of a brown liquid in a bottle. If you like heroes losing their minds, read this. Oneshot. Please Read and Review.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Link, Ganondorf, Navi
By that Sin fell the Angels reviews
Good. Evil. Light. Dark. The most powerful forces in the universe. Whenever they collide, something is always lost. However, it is when two goods challenge each other when the damage is highest. Even angels can fall, even demons can rise. It falls to the weight of their sins, and the one who judges. It should not be forgotten, however, that even the greatest can misjudge.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,095 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Lost Light reviews
Luke is an orphaned boy living with his best friend Jake. But when a catastrophe occurs on his thirteenth birthday, Luke is sent on a journey where he not only learns more about himself, but also has to save the world. And just what is he? Human? Or Pokemon? The pairing is not Latios/Latias, just to let you know. Please Read and Review.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,015 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Latias, Latios
This Can't Be Happening reviews
Hello, there people. Triforcelord is back with my second story. In this one, Naruto is mad at Tsunade, again, and decides to steal a scroll from her for payback. But when he steals the wrong scroll, and something goes wrong with the jutsu when he's practicing with a certain white-eyed girl, they end up having to walk in each other's shoes for a while. Awesomeness! Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,576 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Fourth Member of Team 7 reviews
Welcome to my fic!When a school lunch ends up with ninjas,enter Darius, a high school freshman who must travel to the world of Naruto to become a ninja, so he can help save the Naruto world. Pairings will be eventual, and will stay a surprise. Please R&R. DISCONTINUED. AUTHOR'S NOTE INSIDE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,322 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Naruto U.
The Distant Land reviews
After his battle with Ganondorf, Link expects his life to go back to the way it once was. However, after an invasion by demonic creatures from another world annihilates not just Hyrule, but the Twilight Realm, Link and company are forced to travel to the world of Elemoria, a land where magic is more common than the blade, to seek out a legendary blade that can save both realms.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,552 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Link, Midna
Why Link Should Never Drink an Energy Drink reviews
Hello, people! Triforcelord is back with the final installment of the Why Link Should Never Drink Coffee Series! The Kokiri are having their annual We Do Not Sleep In Trees Party, but nobody told Link. What will happen when Link gets in anyways and has an Energy Drink? Complete insanity! Make sure you read the previous two in the series before you read this one. Oneshot. Please R&R
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Link, Saria - Complete
Why Link Should Never Drink Coffee: Part Deux reviews
Hello there, Triforcelord is back! Here, Link is returning to Castle Town after defeating Ganondorf after losing his ever loving mind due to him drinking coffee. But guess what he asks for for his reward? If you've read my previous story, Why Link Should Never Drink Coffee, then you should know. And does Jim make a reappearance? Read to find out. Oneshot. Please Read and Review.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Link - Complete
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