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Hey guys, triforcelord here. Just in case if you accidentally clicked on the wrong button, this is my profile. There are others like it, but this one is mine...ah, who am I kidding? THERE ARE NO OTHERS LIKE MINE! BWAHAHAHA!...Egotistical moment aside, please read on to find out more about myself, my stories, etc.
Gender: Male. In other words, I am not Iron Man. For an explanation, please keep reading. You'll get there eventually.
Age: 17, although sadly I still look like I'm just beginning to hit puberty...there is literally only a single hair on my face...damn you genetics...
Birthday: May 13
Hair: Dark brown, with extreme curls. In fact, my hair is so curly it looks like a mix between a mullet and an afro if I let it grow out. I shall call it a manfro.
Height: About 5'8, give or take an inch or two.
Weight: Here's a big shocker people. I weigh a grand total of 114 pounds. Think about it...yeah, I know it's sad...
Physique: Despite my low weight, I'm actually decently muscled. I'm physically fit at least, and I think I'm starting to grow a six pack...that or my fat rolls are finally starting to come in...
Skin: I spend too much time indoors playing video games, reading, reading manga, or watching anime. Writing has been added to that list. In other words, I'm one pale mother fucker.
Species: I am a hyper unknown male annoying ninja. In abbreviation, a H.U.M.A.N.
Well, that about wraps it up for a description. Now for the whole Iron Man thing. Female. Fe=Iron. Male=Man. Female=Iron Man. So therefore, all females are Iron Man. And therefore, I am not Iron Man. Get it? Hahahahaha... LAUGH DAMN YOU!
Okay, time to get slightly more serious. The stories that I will write are directly influenced by what I'm interested in at the time. Seeing as I have been obsessed with anime for the past three years with no sign of stopping, it is safe to say that a majority of my stories will be from that area. However, I am also somewhat of a gamer. At the very least, I have the passion down, if not the skill with certain games (coughHalocough). So you can expect some stories from that area as well. It's possible I might write a story or two for some books at some point as well. I'm not really interested in much else, so those are the three main genres you can expect my stories to take place in.
Here is the current stats on my stories. It'll tell you about my possible update dates, which may not be entirely accurate but I'll try my best, as well as some upcoming stories for you to look forward to. School's over, so I'll probably be able to update more often.
The Distant Land: Status: Discontinued
The Shining Latios: Status: Ongoing
This Can't Be Happening: Status: Undecided
The Fourth Member of Team 7: Status: Discontinued
The Lost Light: Status: Discontinued
By that Sin fell the Angels: Status: Undecided
Divine Intervention: Discontinued
The Dance of the Dead: Status: Oneshot
Why Link Should Never Drink Coffee: Status: Oneshot
Why Link Should Never Drink Coffee: Part Deux: Status: Oneshot
Why Link Should Never Drink an Energy Drink: Status: Oneshot
How Pokemon Eggs Are Found: Status: Oneshot
Why Link Should Never Drink Alcohol: Oneshot, Rated T, Humor/Parody, Link/Bo, Legend of Zelda
Personal Quotes (And yes, these are all things that I have said)
"Look out for that flying banana!"
"Owwwww...wait, how did I survive that drop?! I must be a god!" (Sadly, I'm not. I found that out after I tried to fly and failed...Owwwww)
"AHHHHHH! It's a UFO! No wait, it's just a frisbee."
"Life is a game, and we are the pieces."
"The strong or the stupid pick on the strong, and the weak or the cowardly pick on the weak."
"The person who said life has only two uncertainties, death and taxes, didn't think enough. There are actually three: Death, Taxes, and Uncertainty."
Now for some Copy and Paste
If you have ever accidentally stapled yourself in the eyeball, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen out of a tree from twenty feet up or higher, copy and paste this into your profile. AND STAY AWAY GHOSTS!
If you like to freak the hell out of people,just to see the look in their faces, copy and paste this on your profile.
If someone ever called you insane or crazy and you laughed, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever gazed blankly at somewhere, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever felt bored at school, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Midna is awesome,copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever played extremely bloody and cruel games,dispatching your foes with no remorse,copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Ilia should burn in Death Mountain so Midna can have Link, paste this on your profile.
If you think Midna should just get together with Link already, copy and paste this.
If you think Midna was going to tell Link she loves him, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have strange dreams that never, ever make any sense whatsoever, put this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you think Preps travel in packs, copy and paste this into a profile.
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking' Trix copy this into your profile.
If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab copy this into your profile.
If you are the kind of person who gets excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile
If you think Midna should be coming back in another game,copy and paste this into your profile.
If you felt sad at the ending of LoZ TP,copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever managed to steal cookies from the kitchen,without getting caught,copy and paste this into your profile.
If people have EVER confused you for a Hylian, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent that hasn't , copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Midna's true form is SEXY HOT, copy and paste this into you profile.
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE.
If you have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on copy and paste this into your profile.
If you agree that the last week of school is pointless, copy this into your profile.
If you enjoy swimming, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been completely, utterly, unbearably, inhumanely, maddeningly bored, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever woken up on the floor of your bedroom for no explainable reason, copy this into your profile.
If your neighbors think you or your family (or both) are psycho, copy this into your profile.
If you enjoy pancakes (or waffles) a little bit too much, copy this into your profile.
If you agree that Dora needs to use some of that "Sticky Tape" on her mouth, copy this into your profile.
If you're easily distracted, then...HEY! WHAT'S THAT?
If you laugh to yourself then get annoyed when people ask why, then copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile
If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you ever thought that all of the Yo Gabba Gabba crew should go "dancey dance" off of a cliff into spikes, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that you have more than one if you think that you have more than one of the same copy and paste copy and pastes copy and pasted into your profile, copy and past this into your profile.
If that last one made any sense whatsoever to you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Naruto and Hinata are meant to be together and think that it will happen, copy and paste in your profile. NARUHINA FTW!! DarkSamuraiX1999
Differences between real friends and fake friends:
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Won't give you money, but expect you to give THEM money.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will say FanFiction.net is stupid
FAKE FRIENDS: Will, when they see you drunk, tell you haul a cab home.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will come up to you and say "Hey, how's it going"
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile! (Easy...)
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband;
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife,
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To
RIP We shall remember
The Situation in Hell
The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A."
Two dead Boys, Unknown.
Ladies and Gentlemen, skinny and stout,
One fine day in the middle of the night,
A blind man came to watch fair play,
He lived on the corner in the middle of the block,
He crashed through a wall without making a sound,
I watched from the corner of the big round table,
We're a Dying Breed
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait.”
To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful.
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.
To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that took time to do what she wanted to do.
To every guy that she cried in front of.
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes.
To every guy that would give his seat up.
To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what.
To every guy who told his secrets to her.
To every guy that tried to show how much he cared through every word and every breath.
To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
To every guy that believed in her dreams.
To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them.
To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.
To every guy that walked her to her car. To every guy that gave his heart.
To every guy who prays that she is happy even if you are not with her.
...This one bulletin is for you...
Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore... And because of this, there are not many left out there... i guarantee 90 of the men on your page will not repost this cuz they care more about their image If you are a nice guy repost this with "We're a Dying Breed " If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way repost this with: "To Every Guy..."
This is really sweet...
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.
Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.
Her name was Auroura
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible and should be
Thank you for reading this. By reading this, you have wasted approximately ten minutes of your life that you will never get back. While you have been reading this, I have snuck up behind you and am about to slam your head into the keyboard. GOT YA! Or maybe not. Well, at least it brought me satisfaction to know that your time has officially been wasted. Now time for me to do what I do at the end of every chapter: Triforcelord, out!
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