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Joined 02-04-12, id: 3694406, Profile Updated: 12-16-14
Author has written 15 stories for Lost Boys, Little Vampire, Edward Scissorhands, Labyrinth, Misc. Plays/Musicals, and X-overs.

i am who i am and that is who i am(jaedyn)

who cares about my age(16)

http://www.quotev.com/TheNewestCreepypasta

i love the lost boys, the first is the best. the little vampire is awsome too. my fav. books are the house of night series, vampire acadamy, goosebumps, fear street, the inheritance cycle, and basically anything mystery, horror, vampires, etc. my first fanfic will be marko. i intend to put up more stories titaled for one character who will be one of the main characters in that story. in my stories i use my own name (read and guess) and the other name i use for me is a name that i made up when i was intralled by the x-men (read and guess). i am a girl. my friend is actually going to take on the persona of my made up me caracter but keep her own name so my friends name is real. i intend to somehow tie all of my stories together, eventually. but for now, no crossovers (which is what that would be, one huge crossover) just stories.

t/y

j/n

Loves

DRAGONS
darkness
vampires/monsters
scary movies
books
writing
creepypastas
MCR
BVB
BOTDF
FIR
yaoi (don't judge me...)

dislikes
sissys
morons
jocks
bullies
school:(

she is my best friend; you break her heart, i break your face! >:{ if you agree with this saying copy and paste it into your profile.

I'm bored. If you're bored then copy this into your profile so as to let the whole world know you have nothing to do.

If you have an army of purple cats with rabies and flamethrowers at your command, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours reading or writing or a combination of both, copy this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, copy this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy this into your profile.

If you read other peoples profile to copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't copy this into your profile.

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If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irrating mosquitos giving you bites, copy this into your profile.

If you like to write, copy this into your profile.

If you think writing FF stories is fun, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, copy this into your profile.

If your friends are weird, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you have a best friend who is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen an adult act like a gangster or talk slang and were freaked out by it, copy this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy this into your profile.

If you support Captain Jack Sparrow and his JAR OF DIRT, copy this into your profile.

If you've actually tried counting how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop, copy this into your profile.(for the record, it is 1,500 licks; i just counted and i am now eating the tootsie;p; my half-sis got 290(cheater, she didnt get all the tootsie) this is good easter 2012 tootsie roll center of tootsie pop;p)

If you think Writers Block sucks, copy this into your profile.

If you have been on the computer for hours on end, reading countless fanfiction stories, copy this to your profile and add you name to the list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Akatsukifan, Elmocrazy, Xxkimimaro's-little-stalkerxX, SakuraUmeTheDeadSheNinja, Sabaku no Kurai, Breezy411, blood shifter, Dark Crimson Dragon Mistress, Laya14(a.k.a. Jaedyn).

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, Battleground Heart, Kaity the Chameleon, cocoapufflover, darkheart753, Hope Cooper, Kirmon64, Dark Crimson Dragon Mistress, Laya14(a.k.a. Jaedyn)

If you have ever wondered what you would be like in another dimension, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the Internet population has a Myspace. If you are part of the 2 percent that can resist stupid fads, copy this into your profile.

If you have the tendency to talk to yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen down the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty(horse slaughter, bear baiting, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery, etc.), copy this into your profile.

Paste this into your profile if you are a Procrastination addict.

If you have ever wanted to scream to the world that you hated or liked someone, copy this into your profile.

If you hear the voices of your characters in your head, please copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy this to make it longer.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.( i also pretend to talk to the lost boys( marko, paul, david, and dwayne))

If you AND your best friend are insane, copy this into your profile.

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal and be done with it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it...
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention...
If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP sign...
If you've ever walked into a wall before...
Then copy these to your profile and don't lie about it anymore.

HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY

I am the boy who never finished school because I was called a fag everyday.

I am the girl who got kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I was a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transseaxual.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they wouldn't allow my partner of 27 years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up to the nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family i have ever had. I wished they could adopt me.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before my high school graduation. It was just too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one bedroom for two men.

I am the one person who does not know which bathroom to use so the management doesn't come for me.

I am the mother who is not even allowed to see the children I bore, nursed and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the father who never hugged my son because I grew up afraid to show affection to males.

I am the Home Ec teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians could teach it.

I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized i was transsexual.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because i don't believe, but because they closed the doors to my kind.

I am the girl ashamed to tell my own friends that I am a lesbian because they make fun of them.

I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men said they needed to 'teach me a lesson'.

I am the person who needs to hide what this world needs the most: love.

IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG- REPOST THIS

Personally i find nothing wrong with gay people. i'm straight so deal with it people! it's life, get used to it! if you agree with me then good for you. What I don't get is why people are against having gays and lesbians be together in the real world when in stories of the site and many others there are male on male and female on female stories. It makes no sense!!

If yoo cant spel too sav yoou lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK.But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE.And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Paste this on your profile if you also dislike racism.

Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
come back and for sure
There is more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

Child abuse - MAKE IT STOP!

If you dislike child abuse as much as I do, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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Try not to Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

you know its going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

it's always the last place you look. why would i keep looking after i found it smartass

what happenswhen you get scared half to death twice?

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Repost this as I did if you think homophobia is wrong. I am willing to stand up to anyone and everyone who thinks that being gay, lesbian, bisexual, transexual or anything else like that is wrong and sinful. You cannot help who you love. Whether you are a man that loves a man, a woman that loves a woman, or someone who found out that they were born in the wrong body, you are who you chose to be. Don't let anyone scare you into thinking that who you love or who you want to be is wrong, because it is not.

FOR ALL THOSE WHO ADMIT TO BEING WEIRD AND ARE PROUD OF IT, COPY AND PASTE THE RABBIT ONTO YOUR PROFILES! ALL HAIL THOSE WHO ARE PROUD TO BE DIFFERENT!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you ran down an "Up" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you think REVIEWS ARE GREATLY APPRECIATED, put this on your profile.

If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If one of your hobbies is going back over a hopelessly sidetracked conversation to try to figure out what started it, you, like me, have no life. If so, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile! (it happens so often that i cant continue typing for this one cuz i'll get all over the place)

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile (Darn that toaster!!)

Well, one of my fellow Fanfictioners told me to copy this, so here it is:

COPY AND PASTE:

If you support AliceHatter, copy and paste this to your profile.
(This applies to any Alice in Wonderland version!)

If you support DodgerNancy, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you support ChristinePhantom, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you support VictoriaMistoffelees, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you support PeterWendy, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you support Bernard the Head Elf, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you can't stand Raoul, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you support Frodo and Sam as brothers, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Legolas is a Barbie girl in a Barbie world, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you seeing the Tim Burton Alice in Wonderland made you realize you are insane and should go become a member of the Mad Tea Party, copy and paste this into your profile!!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

I don't care what you say! I AM A PIRATE AND THAT'S THAT! (Copy and paste this in your profile if you are a Pirate!).

If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this to your profile! XD

If you think Fairfarren means farewell and I love you, copy and past to yor profile!

am in love with a fictional character played by a man who accidentally died of a drug overdose. Copy this into your profile if you have fallen too.

If you are scared of pencils but not The Joker put this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're in love with a character that doesn't even exist (Joker), copy this into your profile.

Put this on your profile if you cried when you saw 'Dedicated to Heath Ledger' at the end of The Dark Knight.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are REFUSING to believe that Heath Ledger is you-know-what, put this in your profile.

If you think Heath Ledger made The Joker too HOT for words put this in your profile.

Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging!

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

I love Deadlines! i like the whoosh noise they make as they go by.

Couriousity killed the cat, and satisfaction brought it back.

In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat. WAY ahead of the game on that one. _

If the good die young then the bad die old; thus leaving us with only politicans left.

Goldfish have the memory span of 3 seconds, sometimes i have to wonder if i'm a goldfish.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history; A real friend could blackmail you with it.

A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names; A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps themselves. (Thanks to LunarRose73)

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile

If you're a person who eats ice-cream on a cold winter day copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this to your profile

If you secretly wished for a Hogwarts letter when you were 11, copy and paste. (Not so seceretly...)

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

If you would rather see a Broadway show than go to an amusement park, copy and paste this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved onto rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you've ever wished you could jump into a movie/book and smack a character for being so incredibly stupid, copy this into your profile.

If it amazes you how many times you think about a movie or musical, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you get an "Oh My God" face when you ask somebody if they've ever heard of CATS and they say no copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst into song for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. (All of them; but that’s ‘normal,’ right?!)

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If FANFICTION (especially for CATS) is constantly on your mind, copy and paste this onto your profile.

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

6. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

7. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

8. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

9. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

10. Sing Along At The Opera.

11. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

12. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

13. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

14. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

15. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

16. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

It's Called ... THERAPY

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(o.o)
c(")(")

Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination,
and come join the dark side. (We have cookies!) Mwahaha... ;)

If you go around singing "I've got a jar of diiiirt, I've got a jar of diiiirt, and guess what's in it!", copy and paste this to your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever pushed a door that said 'Pull', or the other way around, copy this in your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a sentence, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into something that you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

98 percent of teens immediately think "Cullen" when they hear the name "Edward". If you're one of the 2 percent that thinks "Scissorhands", copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.

If your one of the people who could perfectly understand Captain Jack Sparrow's confusing rants and when your friends all had confounded expressions on their faces you were like, 'well duh that made perfect sense.' Copy this into your profile.

If you've noticed that every person Elizabeth Swann kisses is killed, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Sweeney Todd needs a hug, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't understand why such a large portion of Sweeney Todd fans hate Lucy Barker, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile. (I WOULD SO DO THAT TO THE MAD HATTER!!!!)

If you think that Alice was a complete moron for leaving Underland after slaying the Jabberwocky, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Tim Burton should have kept the two kisses between Alice and Tarrant/Mad Hatter in the movie, put this in your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there's a WATCH YOUR STEP notice, paste this into your profile without shame.

If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!

If every time you hear the names Sweeney or Todd, you automatically think of Sweeney Todd, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are completely obsessed with and/or have a major crush on Captain Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, Lord Cutler Beckett, or James Norrington and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile and put the ones you like in Italics.

If you are obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

If your one of the people who could perfectly understand Jack Sparrow's confusing rants and when your friends all had confounded expressions on their faces you were like, well duh that made perfect sense. Copy this into your profile

If you have been bitten by the Sweeney bug copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think the best line in Epiphany has gotta be, "WE ALL DESERVE TO DIE!", copy this into your profile.

If you believe that Sweeney Todd really existed, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you LOVE Johnny Depp, copy and paste this onto your profile

I don't suffer from Johnny Depp addiction, I enjoy every minute of it. Paste THIS in your profile

If you ever watched a movie so many times you know all the words to it then copy and paste this to your profile. If you think this is the best line in movie history: MY PEANUT! copy and paste this

If you think that phsyco, emo, murderous barbers are 100 times better than sparkly vampires, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I thought nothing was gonna harm you, not while I was around.
I thought nothing was gonna harm you, no sir, not while I was around.
Demons are prowling everwhere, nowadays.
I wish I could of sent them howling,
I didn't have a care. I wish I had ways.
I thought nothing was gonna hurt you,
Nothing was gonna dare.
Others can desert you, you told me not to worry, you whistled but I just couldn't be there.
Demons'll charm you with a smile, for a while, but in time,
Somthing harmed you while I was around.
-If you've lost someone you love very much, and you wish you could turn back time, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile. (it's on Septemer 19th)

You Say Pink and Baby Blue
I Say Purple and Black
You say High School Musical (Which ISN'T a real musical!)
I say Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
You Say Paris Hilton
I Say Helena Bonham Carter
You Say Zac Efron
I Say Johnny Depp
You Say Pop
I Say Alternative and Movie Soundtracks
You Say I'm Weird
I Say Thank You Weird Fanpire!

If you've ever seen a movie or so many times you can quote it word for word and you do at random times or when the moment seems to need a quote; put this in your profile. (Hmm, sounds like Sweeney Todd for me! And Alice In Wonderland!)

If you think Helena Bonham Carter is sooooooo omg theres no doubt bout it AWESOME!, copy and paste this into you profile.

If your a fan of Johnny Depp not only because he's attractive, but because of his personality and his love for children etc...copy and paste this on your profile!

If you think that Antony and Johanna should die, copy and paste this into you profile.

If you think that twilight isn't the greatest thing and people who are obssesed with it should get a life copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know the words or dance to any Broadway show, camp song, or theme song better than the words or dance to Soulja Boy, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever started to randomly sing Sweeney Todd only to have the whole class stare at you like you're an idiot paste this into your profile

If you would do anything to meet Helena Bonham Carter, Johnny Depp and Tim Burton copy this onto your profile

If you realize that copying and pasting stuff into one's profile is completely pointless, yet do it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you tend to like the evil characters more than you like the good characters, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that phsyco, emo, murderous barbers are 100 times better than sparkly vampires, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile

98 PERCENT OF THE TEENAGE POPULATION DRINKS OR HAS BEEN AROUND ALCOHOL. PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LIKE BAGELS.

If you've ever walked into something that you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

I don't suffer from Johnny Depp addiction, I enjoy every minute of it. YOU MUST PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have been called insane more than once, copy and paste this into your profile. (Mostly by my friends! lol)

If you absolutely love Sweenett, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you daydream 24/7, copy this to your profile.

If after seeing At World's End, you thought getting eaten by the Kraken might not be such a bad thing, if you got to go to the Locker and be with multiple Jacks. Copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

if you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you went to save Jack just because you missed him, copy and paste this into your profile.

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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you act completely, well, crazy and make a total fool of yourself and don’t even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being (every cell in your body) to Eragon, Star Wars, and fanfiction. Crazy is when you go into build-a-bear workshop and walk up to little kids saying "That's my favourite bear" in a creepy voice and then run like heck when their soccer-mums glare at you. Crazy is when you get jacked up on sugar on your school excursion to bush gardens, laugh for two hours straight WHILE riding rollercoasters, then still laugh after you get slapped by your friends, and they pour a cold water on you, and you just stop suddenly, and when they asked why you laughed you say " I felt like it." Crazy is when you claim you can walk on water and then get your best friend to hold you by your waist in the air and you move your legs in a walking movement (It works!!) Crazy is when you fight with your friend over which vegetable you want to be. Crazy is when you say pineapple and then threaten to slap someone if they even mention the word; claiming that it's yours. Crazy is when you have a whole glass of coke in one go and go so hyper you laugh for several hours straight and bounce on your knees on your friend's bed until it breaks (it was an accident okay). Crazy is when you walk up to random people in the swimming pool and do a Rose Tyler impersonation and ask what planet your on. Crazy is when you walk up to someone you've never seen before in the street and sprout some random technobabble that ends with "And that's why you should always carry a banana around with you." Crazy is when you ruin your science exams by answering them using only Gallifreyan numerals and covering it in other random...alien symbols, and then trying to pass it off as legitimate to the Head of Department, by claiming that really, you honestly are a timelady from the planet Gallifrey. Crazy is when you insist on dressing up as Doctor Who characters for an Olympic themed fundraiser, then end up going as an Olympic Torch instead! Crazy is when you can't sit in Physics without nicking the teacher's shaky thing! Crazy is when you do a headstand against you classroom wall and start to sing "By the Sea" from Sweeney Todd. If you're crazy and crazy about it, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done too.

If you love Cap'n Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!

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«''•Jack•''»

You Say Pink
I Say Black
You Say Paris Hilton
I Say Fall Out Boy
You Say Zac Efron
I Say Pete Wentz
You Say Pop
I Say Rock
You Say I'm Weird
I Say Thank You!
PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE!

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FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb a*s?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DA*N!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a*s that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this sh*t!

I don't suffer from Johnny Depp addiction, I enjoy every minute of it. Paste THIS in your profile

10 Things For The Sweeney Todd Lover...

1) If you sing "My Friends" to your razor while shaving your legs, copy and paste!

2) If you speak in a thick Italian accent when you are feeling evil, copy and paste!

3) If you speak in a raspy English accent when you are feeling really evil, copy and paste!

4) If you DIDN'T become a vegetarian after seeing Sweeney Todd, copy and paste!

5) If you wanted to punch Anthony in the face when he walked in on Sweeney and Mrs. Lovett talking about their future together, copy and paste!

6) If you hate the beach, but still go so you can wear your hot black and white striped Sweeney Todd one piece bathing suit and sing "Down by the Sea" at the top of your lungs, copy and paste!

7) If you every go to the bakery at Publix and ask if they make meat pies, copy and paste!

8) If you wished that Arsenic killed Lucy and Sweeney Todd had a happy ending where Nellie and Sweeney were together, copy and paste!

9) If you asked your hair dresser if she thought a streak of gray or white would look nice in your hair, copy and paste!

10) If you have a strange fear of tea kettles, copy and paste!

10 Things For The Alice In Wonderland Lover

1) If you memorized every poem in Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass without even trying, copy and paste!

2) If you plan on your first tattoo (If ever) being something totally Alice themed, copy and paste!

3) If you tried to do the Fudderwhack at a school dance and caused everyone there(including faculty) to start doing it, too, copy and paste!

4) If you went to see Alice in Wonderland by Tim Burton at 12:00 AM on March 5th, copy and paste!

5) If you had an Alice in Wonderland themed birthday party and the cake was shaped like a top hat, copy and paste!

6) If you have a cat named Dinah, copy and paste!

7) If you say "Curiouser and Curiouser," on a daily bases, copy and paste!

8) If you ran around the house screaming "Agent Sands is playing The Mad Hatter!" when you found out Johnny Depp was playing Tarrant Hightopp, copy and paste!

9) If you corrected your(stupid) History teacher when she said Alice in Wonderland was by Charles Dickens instead of Lewis Carroll, copy and paste!

10) If people have refurred to you as Alice because they know you are such an Alice in Wonderland freak, copy and paste!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

Mental Hospital Phone Menu

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital!
Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

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If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice verse copy this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ECT, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you have WAY too much time on your hands and your on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

Here are some quotes that I found and liked,

- The only two facilities that work on the bell system are schools... and prisons.

- Drive defensively. Buy a tank.

- “Push to test.” “Release to detonate.”

- If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.

- Remember kids, once you have pulled the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend.

- There are three types of people in the world, those who can count and those who can’t.

FOUND THIS ON DARIASILVER'S PROFILE FROM THE ORIGINAL TIM BURTON "ALICE IN WONDERLAND" SCREENPLAY...WHICH HE FOOLISHLY CUT OUT OF THE FINAL DRAFT!! GRRR!! READ IT IF YOU LOVE ALICEXHATTER!! 'CAUSE THIS PROVES A ROMANCE WAS PLANNED FOR THE MOVIE BETWEEN THE TWO!!

Behind her, a dark form rises. The Jabberwocky's vast wingspan darkens the clearing. It swings its reptilian head, whips its pronged tail, extends one deadly claw and adjusts its vest.

Taking in the daunting size of the creature, Alice can barely contain her fear. The Hatter takes her hand.

MAD HATTER: Listen for my voice.

ALICE: But this is impossible

MAD HATTER: Only if you believe it is.

His words spark a memory of her father.

ALICE: "Sometimes I believe as many as six impossible things before breakfast."

MAD HATTER: An excellent practice, but just at the moment, you should focus on the Jabberwocky.

She smiles.

MAD HATTER: Oh Frabjous Day! Callou! Callayl

He bursts into an enthusiastic dance of unbridled joy.

ALICE: What's he doing?

CHESHIRE CAT: Futterwacken.

At the end of his dance, the Hatter grabs Alice and kisses her passionately.

Chessur puts a comforting arm around the disappointed Mallymkun.

The White Queen leans down to the still bleeding neck to catch a drop of its blood into a vial.

WHITE QUEEN: And blood of the Jabberwocky.

She approaches Alice.

WHITE QUEEN: Alice. You have our everlasting gratitude. And for your efforts on our behalf.

The Queen hands the vial to her. Alice takes it.

ALICE: Is this the way home?

WHITE QUEEN: Drink.

Alice lifts the vial to her lips.

MAD HATTER: Don't.

ALICE: What?

MAD HATTER: Stay with us.

She gasps at the idea...the crazy mad idea. She looks at him and her gaze travels to the strange and wonderful beings she's met in this strange and wonderful place. But then, thoughts of her mother and sister and unfinished business intrude on her fantasy.

ALICE: I wish I could. But there are questions I have to answer.

She glances at the White Rabbit.

ALICE (continues): And things I'm late for doing.

She drinks the potion, shuddering at the taste.

MAD HATTER: You won't remember me.

ALICE: I will!

He abruptly kisses her one last time. He whispers.

MAD HATTER: Fairfarren, Alice.

ALICE: Fairfarren, Tarrant.

IF YOU JUST SQUEALED LIKE A CRAZY FANGIRL, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!!

Well, i'll update to make this better later, but i have to go.

BYE!! HOPE TO SEE U LATER!!

(i got this from 'I LOVE JACK ATLAS')

--YOU ARE--

Name: Jaedyn
Single or taken: single
Gender: Girl

Birthday: march 20th

Sign: pisces

--APPEARANCE--

Hair color: medium brown with blonde highlights
Eye color: Hazel
Height: 5'4
Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: straight

--FASHION STUFF--

Where is your favorite place to shop for clothes?: Everywhere. =D
Favorite designer?: Don't have one really.
What is your sexiest outfit?: my black short sleeve shirt, black leggings, short, red plaid skirt, and black suede booties.

What is your most comfortable outfit?: dark jeans and Jack Skellington shirt
What do you usually wear?: That depends entirely upon my mood. Usually a shirt and jeans. If I feel dressier shorts, maybe skirt, and a nice shirt.

--WHAT ABOUT --

What kind of shampoo do you use?: at the moment we have suave kiwi lime squeeze;p.
What are you listening to right now: My Chemical Romance singing Nanana (and m math teacher in the background)
Who is the last person that called you?: jacey.
How many buddies are online right now?: Lol. I don't know.

--FAVORITES--

Food: Pizza. And chicken alfredo. Mmmm.
Girls names: Aurora, jacey(for my bff), and since its mine; jaedyn(it may be a boy name but its also my name and i am a GIRL!
Boy’s names: cain, hex,
Subjects in school: science, forensics
Animals: horses, cats, dogs

--HAVE YOU EVER—

Given anyone a bath?: Nope.
Smoked?: Eww.
Bungee jumped?: Nope.
Made yourself throw up?: Yuck. No way.
Skinny dipped?: No, but I'd like to.
Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Ha, many times I'm sure. xD
Pictured your crush naked?: Maybe...
Actually seen your crush naked?: Unfortunately, no.
Cried when someone died?: Yes.
Lied: Me, lie? Of course. xD
Fallen for your best friend?: Too many times to count.

Rejected someone?: Yes.
Used someone?: No.
Done something you regret?: do you really have to ask?

--WHAT--

Clothes: black/gray stripe shirt, jeans, socks, and hores riding boots.
Music:MCR
Smell: Nothing.
Desktop picture: windows 7 flag, thank you, thank you very much. =D
CD in player: none.
DVD in player: Nothing at the moment.

--LAST PERSON--

You touched: me.
You hugged: an invisible vampire from the lost boys(marko).
You IMed: if PM counts; MrsMargeryLovett.
You yelled at: ummmm... '-' no comment.
You kissed: my ex boyfriend when we were 3.

--ARE YOU--

Understanding: Yes, when it comes to jacey.
Open-minded: Yep. Sometimes I manage to amaze even myself. Lol.
Arrogant: I don't think so.
Insecure: Sometimes.
Random: Usually. =)
Hungry: Most of the time.
Smart: I am told that my inteligence level is 1 point below superior ;p.
Moody: Most of the time, yes.
Hard working: Depends entirely on the subject.
Organized: Hardly ever. Lol.
Healthy: does it count that i eat more than my whole family combined but i am still as skinny as a pencil?
Shy: Depends on the people I'm with. =D
Difficult: Sometimes.
Bored easily: Oh yes, lol.
Obsessed: Maybe. xD
Angry: No, not at the moment.
Sad: Nah.
Happy: Sure. =Hyper: At times.
Trusting: no.

--WHO DO YOU WANT TO--

Kill: Nobody currently. Unless fictional characters count.
Slap?: Nobody at the moment.
Get really wasted with?: I don't drink. (unless online rp counts)
Get high with: I don't smoke either. (unless online rp counts)
Talk to offline: jacey.
Talk to online: lotsof people.
Sex it up with: Well, wouldn't you like to know? ;)

--RANDOM--

In the morning I: try to get more sleep... until someone drags me out of bed and i start the day with toast(cream cheese and cinomon, mmm yummy).
Love is: horrible.
Sexual preference: guys.
What do you notice first in the opposite sex you're into: '_'.

--WHICH IS BETTER--

Coke or Pepsi: considering i just tried pepsi today... coke(and i hate coke.
Flowers or candy: Either. =)
Tall or short: Tall.

--WHO--

Makes you laugh the most: my only bff, jacey.
Makes you smile: jacey. =)
Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: What type of funny feeling? o.0

--DO YOU EVER--

Sit on the Internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: Screw that.
Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

Wish you were younger: Sometimes.
Cry because someone said something to you?: All the time.

--NUMBER--

Of times I've had my heart broken: Too many to count...by the same guy too(now remind me why i'm dating his sorry @$$ again(read Dreams)(i finally broke up with him!))
Of hearts I have broken: Not sure. At least one.
Of guys I've kissed: 1; it shouldn't count if we were 3 years old... right?
Of girls I've kissed: 0
Of CD's I own: 28.
Of scars on my body: 2 on my face(want a reason? read Don't Go, most of the scars are all over my right side, and a few on my left side! o.0

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working on the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in an other year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply to much to bear.

We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now life with an other woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating as soon they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not always have to deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who hides what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another man.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it and you don't have to be gay to do so.

The Vampire Chronicles(including the movies):

Do you know what it's like to be loved by death? To become our bride?- Santiago

Louis: Where are we?

Lestat: Where do you think, my idiot friend? We're in a nice filthy cemetery. Do you find this fitting, proper enough?

Louis: We belong in hell.

Lestat: And what if there is no hell? Or they don't want us there? Ever think of that?

Louis: But, there was a hell. No matter where we went I was in it.

This place is cursed, damned! And yes your master is the devil!- Louis

I knew peace only when I killed and when I heard her heart in that terrible rythym I knew again what peace could be.- Louis

Methinks a mortal doth approach.- Santiago

Evil is a point of view. God kills indiscriminately and so shall we. For no creatures under God are as we are, none so like him as ourselves.- Lestat

Louis: You knew Lestat?

Armand: Knew him well enough not to mourn his passing.

Mericiful death. How you love your precious guilt.- Lestat

Oh Louis. Still whining Louis. Have you heard enough? I've had to listen to that for centuries!- Lestat

I assume I need no introduction.- Lestat

All I ever need to find you Louis, is to follow the corpses of rats.- Lestat

I'm Gentleman Death in silk and lace, come to put out the candles. The canker in the rose.- Lestat

I can't help being a gorgeous fiend. It's just the card I drew.- Lestat

Louis: You're a perfect devil Lestat! That's what you are, you are the Devil himself!

Lestat: Yes, I know. And I love to hear you say it Louis. I need to hear you say it. I don't think anyone will ever say it quite like you do. Come on, say it again. I'm a perfect devil. Tell me how bad I am. It makes me feel so good!

Horror and moral terror can never be exonerated. They have no real value. Pure evil has no real place.- Lestat

Marius: You are the damnedest creature! You make me think of the old story of Alexander the Great. He wept when there were no more worlds to conquer, will you weep when there are no more rules to break?

Lestat: Ah, but there are always rules to break.

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Louis: You burnt my little house didn't you?

Lestat: Can you blame me? Besides, I was human when I did that. It was human weakness. Want to come live with me?

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Louis: Are you the devil?

Lestat: There is no devil.

Louis: Ah, but that is what the devil would say!

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Louis: Are we dead Lestat?

Lestat: Oh no, not this again.

Louis: Are we from the Devil?

Lestat: And the evening had begun so well...

If God does not exist then life, every second of it, is all we have...-Louis

I can't believe this demon seed that robs me of the sun would still allow my pulse to race and let me love someone. It is indeed a cruel joke that my emotions churn inside. Passions whispered voices say he can be yours should you decide. But wait, I cannot share this fate. Such selfish thoughts I'll push aside even though to drink his world rages in me with desire. And if some shred of decency can curb this longing in my heart I'll fight the will to make him mine and keep my distance in the dark.- Lestat

..:Name Game:..

1. YOUR REAL NAME: jaedyn

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: First 3 letters of real name plus izzle: jae-izzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: Favorite color and favorite animal: Black Cat(lol)

4. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: 2nd Favorite color and favorite drink: red water

5. YOUR ARAB NAME: 2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name: aeciawe

6. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: Mothers and father's middle name: Lee raymond(o.O)

7. YOUR GOTH NAME: Black and the name of one your pets: Black hex

8. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: Favorite fruit and something that can go wrong: Watermelon Sex(lmfao xD)

9. YOUR PIRATE NAME: Any color and a pirate accessory: Silver sword

10. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: Your middle name and street you live on: constance dum(Odd name o.O)

11. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: First 3 letters of your last name and first 2 letters of your first: noeja

12. YOUR STREET NAME: Favorite ice-cream and favorite cookie: orange sorbet chocholate chip(mmmmm)

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. bolded ones apply to me

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present,and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRS, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak

You know you're a Yaoi Fan Girl when...

You're initial thought upon seeing a hot guy is 'He would look GOOD kissing another boy!!'

Your ideal boyfriend is bisexual -

You can't help but giggle whenever the words 'hard', 'long' or 'stiff' are mentioned ;D

If you found out your best friend was a homophobe, you would take it upon yourself to tie them up in front of a computer and make them watch the full series of Gravitation. Every last episode :D

You're hesitant to watch an anime that involves only heterosexual relationships. 'Cause that would be boring...

The bulk of your time spent on youtube is watching Yaoi AMVs

The idea of incest suddenly becomes quite hot.

The idea of ANYTHING that you would previously go 'eww' at...becomes hot (as long as it involves two guys) ;D

When your friend gets a nosebleed...you automatically think of Yaoi...

When meeting a fellow Yaoi Fan Girl feels like you're harmoniously discovering your soul mate.

Your mother is probably getting suspicious of the 'suggestive' male moans coming from your bedroom...followed by a man speaking breathlessly in a foreign lanuage

You get Yaoi cravings, and Yaoi withdrawal symptoms.

And FINALLY!...

If you smiled at any point during this list .(only because i smiled at the one with mother and suspition ;p)

If it competely pisses you off when someone says being gay is gross, kick them then copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you ever noticed that Professor Crumb from Wizzards has a wand that looks just like the elder wand from HP, copy this to your profile

If you think that phsyco, emo, murderous barbers are 100 times better than sparkly vampires, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Crazy is when you randomly start talking/singing in a british accent because something reminded you of "Sweeney Todd".

Crazy is when you are listening to a Sweeney Todd song, then at any random moment you burst out a random part of the song

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you consider yourself a WRITER rather than just an AUTHOR, put this in your profile. Writers put emotion into their work. Authors do it for the money.

If you think Sweeney Todd needs a hug, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you ever watched a movie so many times you know all the words to it then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you talk to yourself more than your friends, copy this to your profile

If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile

If while reading someone's fan fiction you LOVED it so much that you wanted to track that person down and give them a flying-takle-hug to show how much you loved their work copy and paste this to your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profie

If you believe Death Eaters are real and think they are plotting against you right now, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are against the Death Eaters, paste this onto your profile

If you wanna be a Death Eater, be related to one, or just want to meet one, paste this onto your profile

If you had more than one dream about Harry Potter and wished it was real when you woke up (even if it was about Death Eaters attacking and killing you) copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you panic everytime they serve something meat at school because you believe there's a person in it, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you wanted to murder Toby for killing Sweeney, yet wanted to murder Sweeney for killing Mrs. Lovett, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

I'm not suffering from insanity. I'm enjoying every minute of it.

If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile.

IF YOU SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGES, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!!

IF YOU ARE PROUD OF WHO ARE, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE AND LET THE WORLD KNOW THAT YOU LIKE YOURSELF JUST THE WAY YOU ARE!

If you've ever burst out laughing in a completely silent room, copy and paste into your profile.

If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face,copy thiis to your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever choked on air ( or any other substance that you thought impossible to choke on ), copy this in your profile. (Cereal is evil)

If you have friends that threaten, hit, or call you names ( hehe ) for GOOD reasons, copy this in your profile

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged on the table repeatedly, and received weird looks from anyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you say "Accio Double Stuff!" every time you eat a Double Stuff Oreo, copy paste this to you profile

If you didn't (and still sorta have doubts because it's just ridiculous) believe Sly Cooper was a virgin when you first read/were told this, copy paste this to your profile

If you are in love with Joe Walker's Voldy/Umbridge, copy paste this to your profile

If you think Carmelita needs a shirt and Sly just needs a pair of pants, copy paste this to your profile

If you have ever wondered what Josh would think about Oprah's last season, Copy paste this to your profile.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you are against all forms of sparkly "vampire".

Copy and paste this to your profile if every time Judge Turpin says, Mr. Todd you think he'll say Mr. Potter

Copy and paste this to your profile if you think Captain Jack Sparrow would be a gangsta in this day and time.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you think evil deserves to win sometimes; it works as hard as anyone else.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you watch Tim Burton movies just because you like deeply disturbing things.

If you know why the rum is always gone, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've got a jar of dirt and you know what's inside it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you believe that life is for the alive, copy and paste this to your profile!

"Life is for the alive, my dear, so let's keep living it, just keep living it, REALLY LIVING IT!" Sweeney Todd.

a friend will plan ways to hurt the guy that hurt you. a best friend will actually do those plans.

a friend will bail you out of jail. a best friend will be sitting next to you saying "HELL YEAH!! LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!!"

a friend will ask bout your romantic live. a best friend can blackmail you with it.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. a best friend will laugh at you and trip you again

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

A good friend will let you win at video games. A best friend will kick your ass and cheer.

If you've ever burst into song for no reason Copy and paste this to your profile

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this to your profile.

If there are times where you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it copy this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy this onto your profile. ( almost all day)

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do drugs and alcohol. If you like bagels, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile

If you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If every time you hear the phrase 'Poor thing' you mentally or verbally add: "Ah, but there was worse yet to come, poor thing!" Copy and paste this to your profile

If you want to talk to Voldemort through the Diary Horcrux. copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to perform "accio" or any other spell with a stick. copy and paste this into your profile.

If you secretly believe (and hope) that J.K.R. is really a Hogwarts alumni pretending it is fictional. copy this into your profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time. copy this into your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you're different in a good way put this in your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects. copy this into your profile.

If you believe that the government should make levees and not war, copy & paste this in your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile. (Why would I?)

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you agree that rum is for drinking, not burning, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've hit teenage years and are tending to be a bit rebellious...Well, girl(or boy), copy this into your profile. WANNA-BE REBELS, UNITE!

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

FAN FICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!

(\_/) Im Bubbles.
(='.'=)Copy & Paste Me On Your Page
(")_(")If You Are Against Animal Abuse

If, for some odd reason, you noticed that it was a miracle that something from the ship didn’t conk Lord Beckett in the noggin when he was about to die, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you had that urge to want to sing "I Got a Jar of Dirt", copy this on to your profile.

If you are addicted to Fan-Fiction, copy this on to your profile.

If you are obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean, copy and paste this into your profile. (hums "Yo Ho Yo Ho A Pirates Life For Me")

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this on to your profile.

If you daydream 24/7, copy this on to your profile.

If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :)

Those of you who agree when I state that Umbridge was a huge BITCH!! copy and paste this onto your profile.

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a "freak". If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person who called you a freak, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you've met your non-blood related twin (In resemblance or personality), copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

"Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. So remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that mother fucker upside the head."

"STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it."

"It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn."

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak."

"If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it."

"This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence."

"They say, 'Guns and wands don't kill people. People kill people.' Well, I think the gun and the wands help. If you stood there and yelled BANG or AVADA KADAVERA, I don't think you'd kill too many people."

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin' "DAMN! We fucked up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

Moronic Racist People...

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

Quotes

- "That which does not kill me, had better start running pretty fast"

- "Never say 'Things couldn't get any worse', cause God takes it as a personal challenge"

- "There are two types of pedestrians: the quick and the dead"

- Friends come, and friends go, but enemies accumulate.

- Whatever you are, be a good one.

- Keep staring I might do a trick

- I hate you, and then I love you. It makes me want to throw you off a cliff and then run to the bottom to catch you

- I love you in a "I wish a car would hit you" kind of way

- She’s banged up, mentally and emotionally. Literally and metaphorically. But every day she walks out the door with a smile on her face because that’s just who she is.

- Becareful of the toes you step on today because they could be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow

- Jeesh, who peed in your Cornflakes?

- Someone forgot to take their happy pills this morning!

- Cute guys make you crazy, hot guys make you drool, cool guys make you daydream. But only funny guys can make you fall in love without even knowing it.

"My ninja penguins are so amazing, they surrounded you and you didn't realize it until just now because I told you."

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

yes i already have most of this $h!t but i put it on again anyways

Description: Tall, BIG HEAD (A/N: Seriously! He has HUGE head!) blonde hair, and blue eyes.
Personality: There is no way to describe Michael's personality... SORRY! Read the stories he's in to see what he's like! (A/N: To be completely honset, I can't figure out how to describe him. I sat there for an hour, pen to paper, sketching out these profiles, and when I came to him, I was like: Does he even have a personality? SORRY!)
Family: parents and one older sister
Other: Michael joined the group in sixth grade, and since then, was constantly teased by Kori and Squirt, and became best friends with David and Drew. He did, at one point in time, have a crush on Kori, and used David to ask her to a dance. Drew was visibly jealous, so Michael backed off, knowing he couldn't take his best friend's long time crush. ;)
HP Wand: Ash, 10 1/2 inches, Phoenix Feather, Swishy
Worst Enemy: Kori

Rob:
Physical Description: Average height, Justin Bieber hair (A/N: He always does the annoying hair flip! IT'S SO AGRAVATING!) blue eyes
Personality: (In Squirt's eyes:) Annoying, agravating, mean, sarcastic, funny
Famliy: Parents and older brother
Other: Rob has known Squirt since third grade, and in fourth grade, when he was best friends with Squirt's crush Dakota, he discovered said crush, and used it to bug the hell out of Squirt whenever possible. He despised Squirt, and she despised him right back.
HP Wand: Vine wood, 10 3/4 inches, Veela Hair, Bendy
Least Favorite Joke: Someone telling him he looks like Justin Bieber

Nathan:
Physical Desciprtion: Average height, white-blonde hair, blue eyes
Personality: Doesn't-Quite-Fit-In, smart, annoying, loud, occasionally funny
Family: Two older sisters and parents
Other: Nathan joined the group about 1/4 of the way into sixth grade. He was known as the quiet kid at first, and as time progressed, he became slightly louder. He never really did fit in with everyone else, and wasn't really friends with anyone either. He didn't seem to mind though. He was a complete science nerd, and loved anything to do with it.
HP Wand: Rosewood, 10 inches, Dragon Heartstring, Rigid
Least Favorite Thing: The Apple Company (A/N: Ya know, iPods and stuff like that?)

Ashton:
Physical Description: Tall, long brownish-black hair, brown eyes
Personality: Bubbly, happy, occasionally sarcastic, kind
Family: One little sister and parents
Other: Ashton plays basketball, soccer and volleyball, she loves hanging out with her friends, and she can't be stopped without a fight.
HP Wand: Hornbeam, 11 1/4 inches, Veela Hair, Swishy
Favorite Sport: Basketball

Lexi:
Physical Description: Average height, long blondish-brown hair, green eyes
Personality: Quiet, funny, kind, sarcastic
Family: Parents and little sister
Other: Lexi is the other horse lover in the class. She is best friends with Ally, and loves riding horses, a passion she's long shared with her mother, whom has actually recieved multiple injuries on horseback.
HP Wand: Mahoghany, 13 inches, Unicorn Tail, Bendy
Favorite Hobby: Horseback riding

Drew:
Physical Description: A few inches taller than average, blond-ish hair, brown eyes
Personality: Sarcastic, inquisitive, funny
Family: Two older brothers, one older sister, and parents
Other: Drew is a smart guy, whom many people (Squirt and Kori included) say is their "lawyer". He knows how to have fun, and has long harbored a crush on Kori, just like she has on him. The only issue with the two: Neither will admit their feelings
HP Wand: Ash, 13 inches, Phoenix Feather, Supple
Crush: Kori

Mrs. Smith:
Physical Description: Tall, short red-ish-purple hair, blue eyes
Personality: Kind, occasionally sarcastic, easily exasperated
Family: Husband, two sons, three daughters (Youngest son is six, oldest son is in his twenties)
Other: Mrs. Smith has been the kid's English teacher since sixth grade. She was originally assigned to the group until they begin their Freshman year, but the board apperantly liked the way she dealt with the Challenge class, and has stuck her with them until they graduate. She cares for the kids, just like somewhere, deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep inside their hearts they care for her.
HP Wand: Yew, 12 1/2 inches, Unicorn Tail hair, Bendy
Random Fact: Her students may or may not be known to give her gray hairs ;)

Random Reposts:

1. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"
3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."
5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
6. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
" Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
10. My mother taught me about WEATHER."
This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million tim es. Don't exaggerate!"
12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
14. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."
15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."
18. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
19. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
23. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.
"You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more."
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

98 percent of all teenage girls would give their souls to Edward Cullen if he was stabbed with a wooden stake. Post this on your profile if you're part of the 2 percent that stabbed him.

R.I.P.- Cedric Diggory, Sirius Black, Albus Dumbledore, Alastor Moody, Hedwig, Dobby, Colin Creevy, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, and Fred Weasley. They will never be forgotten.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. When you argue with yourself and LOSE is when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you'd be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!!

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had someone demand what (Exactly) the function and-slash-or purpose of a rubber duck is, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you cried when Fred Weasley died ((in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile

You know your addiction to Harry Potter is getting dangerous when you've added words like "Voldemort", "Hogwarts", and "Marauders" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done that, copy this into your profile

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you like to pretend that Fred Weasley never died, copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can freak someone out just by glaring at them, copy and paste this on your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this in to your profile

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile

If you hate Elizabeth Swann, burn, destroy and or get rid of in any painful way possible all pictures posters, etc. of her THEN copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think Elizabeth Swann should get run over by a bus, copy and paste this to your profile. (Well she should!)

If you are obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've noticed that every person Elizabeth Swann kisses is killed, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you sometimes call James Norrington "Norry", copy this

If you have ever successfully watched all three Pirates of the Caribbean movies back to back non stop (which is about 7 straight hours of pure Jackness...) and now you feel like your life is complete, copy and paste this in your profile.

97 percent of teenagers would cry if they saw Robert Patterson (Edward Cullen from Twilight) standing on top of a sky scraper, about to jump. If you’re one of the 3 percent that would sit there eating popcorn screaming 'DO A FLIP!', copy and paste this into your profile

If you know Harry Potter kicks Twilight's sparkly ass (even if you like Twilight), copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile.
HELP I'VE FALLEN AND...hey nice carpet!! If you found that amusing, paste it into your profile
If you have a crush on a book character copy and post this into your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever actually read these things, copy and paste this into your profile

If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this to your profile!

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. Its when you argue with yourself and LOSE its weird. If you agree copy and paste this to your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world & like it that way, Copy & paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more then five consecutive minutes, Copy & paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed a door that said PULL or vice versa put this on your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

92 percent of american teens would die if Abecrombe and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breath. If your one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your asses off as you watch the others copy this to your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

Crazy is staying up all night just to finish watching a series you love. Crazy is wanting to go do some stupid stunt with your friends that you know will probably wind you up in a hospital. Crazy is laughing for no reason in the middle of class. Crazy is not knowing whether or not you're in love. Crazy is wishing you could create a portal to the fiction world so that you could bring back a few- at least- guys to marry. Crazy is yelling at inatimate objects because you think they hate you. Crazy is desroying your toaster because it's mocking you. Crazy is wearing a shoe on your head during both Science and English while eating pizza and reading Across Five Aprils. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.

If you believe that guys are assholes and should start paying attention to a girls' personality and not just like her for her looks, copy and paste this to your profile

If you like the cold and to walk in the moonlit night,copy this onto your profile.

"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!

- If your one of the people who could perfectly understand Captain Jack Sparrow's confusing rants and when your friends all had confounded expressions on their faces you were like, 'well duh that made perfect sense.' Copy this into your profile.

- If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are completely obsessed with and/or have a major crush on Captain Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, Lord Cutler Beckett, or James Norrington and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile and put the ones you like in Italics.

- If you are obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean, copy and paste this into your profile

- If you daydream 24/7, copy this to your profile.

- If after seeing At World's End, you thought getting eaten by the Kraken might not be such a bad thing, if you got to go to the Locker and be with multiple Jacks. Copy this onto your profile.

- if you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

-If you have ever successfully watched all three Pirates of the Caribbean movies back to back non stop (which is about 7 straight hours of pure Jackness...) and still don't feel like your life is complete, copy and paste this in your profile. (Even though seven hours of pure Jackness is amazing, you can still never get enough of that sexy beast of a pirate.)

If you love Cap'n Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!

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I don't suffer from Johnny Depp addiction, I enjoy every minute of it. Paste THIS in your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your face off.

If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember what you were talking about in the first place, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, CAPTIYP

if you have ever laughed in a silent room because of something you heard yesterday CAPTIYP

if you have ever ran into a tree while running CAPTIYP

if you have ever ran into a door CAPTIYP

if you have ever asked a random obvious question CAPTIYP

if you want those stupid annoying voices in your head to just SHUT UP already CATIYP

if you are against abortion CAPTIYP

if someone has ever told you your wierd and you reply "what was your first clue" CAPTIYP

if you have ever tripped over air CAPTIYP

Even if you can't see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD CAPTIYP

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird isgood. If you're weird and proud of it, CAPTIYP

98 of teenage population does or had tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't CAPTIYP

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, CAPTIYP

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to bury the body of the person that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and runs.

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the cell with you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say, "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this!

I promise to remember Tonks
Each time time I knock something down.
And I promise to remember Charlie Weasley
Whenever I’m out of town.
I promise not to obey traffic laws
For Sirius’s sake of course.
And I promise to remember Lupin
When my heart fills with remorse.
I promise to remember Arthur
Whenever I am at St Mungo’s Room.
And I promise to remember the Weasley Twins
Every time fireworks boom.
I promise to remember Lily
When I see someone that holds pure beauty.
And I promise to remember Dobby
Whenever a pair of socks spots me.
I promise to remember Teddy
When I see someone with turquoise hair.
And I promise to remember Molly
When someone tells me they care.
I promise to remember Ginny
Whenever bogey hexes are unfurled.
And I promise to remember the death eaters
When someone speaks of dominating the world.
Yes I promise to love Harry Potter
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the wizards know

Put this in your profile if you always were, are, and will be a Harry Potter fan for the rest of your life.

A wise woman (me) once said: Harry Potter and friends will continue to live on in the hearts, minds and souls of his fans for forever and ever.

put this
(o)on ur page
if u like music

When life gives to lemons, throw them at life and say "I WANTED LIMES!"

Reality is more fun when you make it up

Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid!

Words may hurt me, but sticks and stones will bounce off my force field

So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

I've heard that its possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it.

Love your enemies. it pisses them off

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to

Tell the truth and run

When in doubt, say a quote

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?

When in doubt, make up words!

Ask no questions and I will tell no lies.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up

You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not Cold then I'm Hot. I know I'm Hot. Thank You for embracing it!

A postitve attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth it!

I'm not insensitive, I just dont care

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question...i wonder...

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

On a scale of one to awesome, that was purple.

"Help! I've fallen and I can't -- Hey! Nice carpet!"

I'm not afraid of death. What's it gonna to do? Kill me?

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."

MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those that live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

If everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something.

It's you and me against the world - we attack at dawn.

Life is just one bad thing after another. Unless it's a bunch of bad things all at once.

If you get good grades and still don't know anything at all copy this onto your profile

Normal people worry me.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.

First law of science: don't spit into the wind

May your life be like toilet paper - long and useful!

theres always a light at the end of a tunnel just pray its not a train!

take my advice i dont use it anyway

Jealousy is a wasted emotion. Which is why I recycle!

What does really suck? A giraffe with pain in his neck

Don't be open-minded, your brains might fall out

Homework? Do I pay school money to work at home!?

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.

First law of science: don't spit into the wind

May your life be like toilet paper - long and useful!

theres always a light at the end of a tunnel just pray its not a train!

take my advice i dont use it anyway

Jealousy is a wasted emotion. Which is why I recycle!

What does really suck? A giraffe with pain in his neck

Don't be open-minded, your brains might fall out

Homework? Do I pay school money to work at home!?

When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose

There are some that are wise and others that are otherwise

You'll never get rid of a bad temper by losing it!

Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop

If at first you do not succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried

When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose

There are some that are wise and others that are otherwise

You'll never get rid of a bad temper by losing it!

Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop

If at first you do not succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights do make a left

Everybody makes mistakes, thats why they put erasers on pencils

The road to success is always under construction

By the time you read this, you've already read it

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them

Dont steal, the government hates competition

The higher you are, the farther you fall... so keep yur job at burger king!

How to annoy people

WARNING only read this if you wish to lower your life expectancy by a huge amount

Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
Add blank entries to a list, to make it look like it's longer.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way".
After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that you haven't received enough chocolate sprinkles.
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Answer every question with another question. As soon as one of you says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to you, hold your hand up to prevent them from saying anything and say, "Look, I know what you're going to ask me... For the last time, no, I will NOT go out with you."
Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. Then eat raw potatoes.
As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
As people talk, smell their shoulders.
Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")
Ask people what gender they are.
Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
At a restaurant, repeatedly send your food back for changes and after awhile insist that, "This isn't what I ordered!"
At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
ONLY TYPE IN CAPITALS

The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary

I didn't fall for you, you tripped me.

Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?

Don't follow me, I'm lost too

It's always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I've found it?

I'm sick of following my dreams, I'm just gonna ask where their going and hook up with them later

Doctors say I have multiple personalitys. We disagree with that.

I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

If the world is full of crazy people, THEY'D MAKE ME THEIR LEADER.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubburn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

Have seen my sanity? I seem to have lost it

364 days of the years kids are told not to take candy from strangers, but on Halloween it's encouraged! Why is that?

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed

Things To Ponder:

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

So what's the speed of dark?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

What disease did cured ham have?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do alarm clocks “go off” when they start making noise?

Why do we yell “Heads up!” when we should be yelling “Heads down!”?

How can something be both “new” and “improved”?

Why do we shut up, but quiet down?

For all the girls who...

...have fallen and have yet to get back up.
...are broken and can't find the glue.
...have aching fingers.
...are finding it harder and harder to hold on.
...are afraid of heights.
...are expert mountain climbers.
...have no one waiting to catch them.

For all the girls still waiting on their prince, you are beautiful.

Girls

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

()()
(0.0)
( _ )

Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)

If you've ever watched the "Jack of All Trades" scene in PotC: At World End, numerous time on end just so you could see the many Jacks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you ever watched a movie so many times you know all the words to it then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If while reading someone's fan fiction you LOVED it so much that you wanted to track that person down and give them a flying-takle-hug to show how much you loved their work copy and paste this to your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profie

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

REMEMBER WHEN ..

getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was COOTIES?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings
and RACE ISSUES were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time...

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its chessy music. Crazy is when you laugh uncontrolably at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Kingdom Hearts series. Crazy is when your so obsessed with Roxas (KH 2) that you bang on the T.V. every now and then to see if he will come out. Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random momments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when you're crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense every day during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. Crazy is when you go to look at cats and can't stop. Crazy is when your binder of French vocabulary words gets so big and thick that you title it Harry Potter and the French Vocabulary. Crazy is when you doze off playing your virtual ipod in your head and are snapped out of it when a friend asks you why you're wiggling to what seems like a beat. Crazy is when you stand on the street corner dressed in snazzy costumes and sing the Lollipop song at the top of your lungs while waving at random cars as they drive by. Crazy is when you respond to that little voice in the back of your head. Crazy is when you have a conversation with an inanimate object. Crazy is when you have dreams of ballet shoes taking over the world and possessed sheep attacking you. Crazy is walking into big, yard-thick poles. Crazy is going to the movies in costume or going to school in costume. Crazy is when you can recite the whole Sweeney Todd movie to people who haven't seen it yet. Crazy is when you start singing the Hogwarts school song while going down a rollercoaster. Crazy is when you paint your face school colors, duct tape your arms and legs school colors and wave pom poms around while running up and down around the stadium- area-place-thing shouting "I LOVE JACK SPARROW AND HE'S A SEXY BEAST!" and not caring what people say. (Yes. I've done that.) If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is he considered a serial killer?

If you hate racism, copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

A good/best friend will...
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb a-s?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.
A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.
A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowd's a-s that left you.
A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.
A good friend will wait for you after detention. A best friend is the reason you're in detention.
A good friend will be at your funeral would be crying. A best friend will be at you grave years later saying "Sorry I was in jail for killing the jerk who murdered you."

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile

If you like Hot Topic better than Abercrombie and Fitch copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile

If you go to other people's profiles just to look for stuff to copy and paste into your own profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP sign, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you cried yourself to sleep when Johnny Depp got married, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you laughed victoriously when you found out Johnny Depp's marriage was just a stupid rumor, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.

If you don’t believe in stereotypes, copy this into your profile.

If you can listen to a song and match some of the lyrics up to your life copy and paste this onto your profile.(that is what i love about songs!)

If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy-and-pastes, copy this onto your profile.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.

If most of your friends are invisible to others around you, copy and paste this to your profile.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese; there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. it's ether my mom or dad, or my older brother Collin, or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu, but I think it's Colin.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!

Yes I may be smiling, but I’m secretly laughing at your face.

I'm the person your mother warned you about.

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

I'm the kind of person who laughs at a joke three times. Once when it's said, once when it's explained to me, once five minutes later when I finally get it.

Marriage is grand - and divorce is about 10 grand.

Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!

A sane mind is a boring one.

If you’re IN but not OF this world, copy this into your profile.

If you're friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you), copy and paste this into your profile. (at least, some of them)

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugarhigh, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile. ( That freaked my Gym teacher out alright XD )

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. ( and my mind answers XD)

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this in your profile.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask directions.

I’m the author of my own life unfortunately I’m writing in pen and can’t erase my mistakes.

92% of American teenagers would hold their breaths if Justin Beiber told them to. (Copy this to your profile if you would've been in the 8% laughing your @#!*% off!)

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on! :)

Life was so simple when boys had cooties.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Boys are also like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Make a man a fire; keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for life

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth

Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s he gonna do kill me?

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is, why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. That's why when I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you"

21 Things to do when you're in Wal-Mart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" with different sized funnels.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

16. When you are at the cash paying, ask: "Can I have fries with that?"

17. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

18. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

19. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

20. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

21. Mark out price tags with a sharpie

LOL I love this!

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1..At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars... See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch toEspresso.
5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana'.
6.Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
9. Sing Along At The Opera.
10.Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream Won! I Won!'
12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

Post this on your profile to Make Someone Smile.

It's Called... THERAPY
Enjoy The Ride, Life is Short!!

MY PHILOSOPHIES:

"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid."

"Always remember that you're unique, just like everyone else."

"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."

"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."

"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on."

"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?"

If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotypes that fit you.

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm Emo, I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm Blonde, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be Sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm SCOTTISH, so I MUST be a stupid drunk

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly

I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT; I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Don't stereotype people. It's just wrong.

46 Ways To Annoy a Non-Harry Potter Fan:

1) Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter books or movies.

2) Crowd their in box with Harry Potter related emails, make the subject misleading.

3) Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their b-day and demand they cherish it 4-ever.

4) Pretend you can do magic.

5) Yell "CRUCIO" whenever they insult Harry Potter.

6) If your late for something blame it on your broken time turner.

7) Sort every person you meet in to one of the four houses.

8) Say "Lumos" every time you turn on a light.

9) If your asked to retrieve something shout "Accio" loudly.

10) Refuse to wash your hair and explain you're going for the Snape look.

11) Spend hours at a time trying to make your broom fly.

12) Tap all brick walls you encounter with an umbrella.

13) Demand to know what exactly the function of a rubber duck is.

14) Carry around a hip flask and refuse to drink anything anyone else offers you.

15) Hum the Harry Potter theme all day long.

16) Talk to animals and insist that they're animagi.

17) Walk up to random people and ask if their initials are R.A.B.

18) Tell them that they're almost as smart as Grawp.

19) Refuse to tell them who Grawp is.

20) Whenever it gets foggy outside scream "The Dementors are coming!" and hide for days at a time.

21) Point at modern electronic devices and say "Look at that! The things these muggles come up with!"

22) Point and grunt and insist that your speaking troll.

23) Take them to a CD store and make them look for the new Weird Sisters Album.

24) Always speak with a British accent, especially if your not from the U.K.

25) Draw round glasses and a lightening bolt scar on every poster you come across.

26) Constantly compare them to Mrs. Figg.

27) Laugh evilly if they ask who Mrs. Figg is.

28) Complain loudly about how your pictures don't move.

29) Break any awkward silences by saying "How 'bout them Chudley Canons."

30) Say "Alhomora" every time you open a door.

31) Every time you see them demand an explanation of why they don't like harry potter.

32) Say everything in a sing-song voice like Luna Lovegood.

33) Shriek loudly and say that you're speaking Mermish.

34) If they ask you about the weather solemnly say, "Mars is bright tonight."

35) Pretend your under an invisibility cloak and shout "You can't see me!"

36) Knit them a maroon jumper every year, especially if maroon isn't there color.

37) Draw the sign of the Hallow on every surface in the house.

38) While playing chess with them, stare at your pieces and give them verbal commands.

39) Throw the chess board across the room when the pieces don't move.

40) When one of the movies is on TV remind them every five minutes.

41) Refer to random people as "You-Know-Who."

42) Start swatting at the air saying there's a wrackspurt around.

43) Ask them to help you stuy for your O.W.L.'S

44) Walk around bumping into walls explaining your looking for the Room of Requirement.

45) Run up to random men with long dark hair and scream "SIRIUS! I always knew you were alive!"

46) Tell them that You-Know-Who was defeated today. When they ask who's you-know-who pretend to be offended and don't tell them who he is.

You say Edward Cullen, I say !Harry Potter!. You say red and black, I say red and gold. You say Forks, I say !Hogwarts!. You say !Edward and Bella!, I say !Ron and Hermione!. You say !Jacob Black!, I say !Sirius Black!. You say !Volturi!, I say !Death Eaters!. You say "!Go to Hell.!" I say, "!Go kiss a Dementor!." You say !football!, I say !Quidditch!. You say "!Twilight is better than Harry Potter!." I say'"!You must not tell lies!." you say childhood, I say Harry Potter. You say depression, I say, "!The dementors must be near. Here' have some chocolate!." you say Hitler, I say !Voldemort!. You say school, I say Hogwarts. You say, "I'm gonna kill you!" I yell "!Avada Kedavra!" You say life, I say Harry Potter.You say Renesmee Cullen I say Albus Potter, Put this on your profile if you love Harry Potter!

Harry Potter Pledge:
I promise to remember Harry when someone grows up with no love,

I promise to remember Ron when I feel overshadowed,

I promise to remember Hermione when I meet someone with wisdom beyond their years,

I promise to remember James and Lily when someone dies before their time,

I promise to remember Dumbledore at the thought of the greater good,

I promise to "Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good" for Gred, Forge, and Padfoot, of course,

I promise to remember Moony and fight for human rights,

I promise to remember Narcissa when I'd do anything for family,

I promise to remember Tonks when I feel hyper and cheery,

I promise to remember Hedwig who lived and died soaring,

I promise to remember Ginny when I must face my fears,

I promise to remember Percy when ambition gets the best of me,

I promise to have constant vigilance for Mad-Eye's sake, of course,

I promise to remember Hagrid when one is wrongly accused,

I promise to remember Neville when I stand up for what is right,

I promise to remember the Marauders when a friend says, "Call me, and I'll be there.",

I promise to remember Dobby when asked the price of freedom,

I promise to remember Luna when I don't care what other people think of me,

I promise to remember Seamus when things go wrong, I still persevere,

I promise to remember Oliver when I soar to great heights,

I promise to remember the Dursleys when my parents still keep denying that they hid my Hogwarts acceptance letter,

I promise to remember Gilderoy Lockheart whenever I chance upon narcissistic people,

I promise to remember Snape when asked the true meaning of love, and not given in return,

I promise to remember Draco when I have to make hard choices between good and evil,

I promise to remember Grindelwald when I think someone is redeemable,

I promise to remember Tom Riddle when I am tempted by what I know is wrong,

I promise to remember J.K. Rowling when I value the power of imagination

And when they ask "After all this time?" I'll say, "Always."

Yes, I promise that I will Remember Harry Potter

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NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!

PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!

PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid

PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile

PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

I promise to remember Percy whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''

I promise to remember Tyson whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel whenever a limo passes my car.

I promise to remember The Stolls when my home is beginning to unsettle.

I promise to remember Beckendorf whenever I see someone working metal.

I promise to remember Silena whenever a friend takes one for the team

I promise to remember Michael Yew whenever I see a smile that gleams.

I promise to remember Briares whenever I see someone playing hand games.

I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth whenever I see a cloth in flames.

I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos whenever I see someone go against the odds.

Yes I promise to remember PJO

Wherever I may go

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom,rainbowstrike, iKate, fangalicous08, FangsTrashcanOfDoom, LukexThaliaxFan23, charn14, allyouneedislove1797, siriusblackrox123, laya14

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, loop-de-loop-ride, wfea, PotterPhan21, ballerinadoll9, doggiesrule147, siriusblackrox123,laya14

If you're not obsessed with Twilight or just don't like it copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: Grimm Gal, grimmgirl, Elligoat, grimmgurl4ya, SabrinaDaphne13, iizninja, charn14, Dragonclaw11, Kaori Koriryu, siriusblackrox123,laya14

if you have ever heard of ninjago, copy and paste this into your profile

if you know someone who ever shot a hole in their tv cuz obama was talking about banning guns... copy and paste this to your profile. (R.I.P grampy)

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Rekindling the Music of the Night by KC Vaillancourt reviews
Six years after the events at the Opera Populaire. Christine is in a loveless, abusive marriage to Raoul. After another fight that leaves her bruised. She admits to herself how much she loves her angel and wants to be with him. She decides to leave Raoul to find him. What will Erik do when she finds him? What happens when they become the prey of a vengeful Vicomte?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,258 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 1/20 - [Erik, Christine] Meg, Raoul
Memories Are Trivial by ThisIsHope reviews
A girl wakes up with no memory and four strange faces surrounding her. Judging by flashes of the past that hit her out of nowhere, she knows them. Each of them have affected her, as she has affected them. With new love and old posessiveness working as her roadblocks, she has to find out what happened and who did this to her. She has to make them pay. Marko/OC Language
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,466 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 12/12/2011 - [Marko, OC] David, Dwayne
If You Are Dead or Still Alive by Jaygrl22 reviews
Jennive Thompson sneaks out for fun, & maybe a beer or two. Never for drugs. Sadly, no one believes her over that greedy, scheming Jane. She's taken off her medication and sent to live with her Aunt & Uncle as punishment. That's when she meets him. Quietly suffering from Paranoia, she's used to having some crazy in her life. But this is downright NUTS! (Gregory Sackville-Bagg/OC)
Little Vampire - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,342 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 1/13/2010 - [Gregory S., OC]
My Whole Life is a Lie by VioletErin.26 reviews
This follows the bionic showdown. Marcus is alive and finds out he is an andriod. Angry, confused and scared he sets out to try to find his place in this world. Dedicated to purplecharmed200.
Lab Rats, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,492 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Chase, D. Davenport, Leo, Marcus
Castiel and the Phantom of the Opera by afaithfulwriter890 reviews
"I am your angel . . . Come to me angel of music." Castiel Novak, a talented young opera singer suddenly finds himself in the spotlight with the help of a mysterious "angel of music". Castiel is determined to meet his angel. However, when an old flame appears, Castiel is caught between his childhood sweetheart and the dark phantom that may only exist inside his mind.
Crossover - Supernatural & Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 62,923 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 11/24/2014 - [Dean W., Castiel] Sam W., Meg - Complete
You May Be a Knight of Hell, But I am Your King by WevyrDove reviews
When Dean wakes up as a newborn demon, Crowley is there to show him the ropes. Dean tries to refuse his help, but soon gives in to Crowley's charms. Coda fic for 9x23. (Drowley Smut)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,799 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2014 - Dean W., Crowley - Complete
Jack on the Tardis by Lastsyns reviews
Jack, the Doctor and River on the Pilot seat, with the Doctor in the middle. Warning M/M.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/12/2014 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Jack H., River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Grace and Favour by CatChester reviews
Grace has spent 2 years on the run from SHIELD while raising Loki's child but now, Thor has put out a public appeal for her to come forward, and return with him to Asgard. Loki is troubled and no one can get through his hard shell to help. Will grace fair any better? How will Loki react to seeing her again, and what will he make of their child?
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 119,844 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 8/31/2014 - [Loki, OC] Thor - Complete
Amy Pond, You Raunchy Girl, You! by senoritablack reviews
Amy finds a laptop in one of the TARDIS' many rooms. What does she do? Write Slash fanfic about her boys, of course!
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,000 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/1/2014 - Published: 6/25/2012 - 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
Checkmate by ToryTigress92 reviews
AU of 'Nightmare In Silver'. Things go terribly wrong for the Doctor and he has no choice but to retreat in the face of Mr. Clever. Clara escapes his clutches, and now with the obsession and memories of the Doctor infecting the Cyberiad, Mr. Clever will hunt her down to the ends of the Universe. But can the Impossible Girl out-flank Mr. Clever? She is the Universe's only hope...
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,053 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 6/20/2014 - 11th Doctor, Madame Vastra, Jenny - 19th Century, Clara O. - Complete
Thicker than Water by All Alone in the Rain reviews
The Lost Boys rule Santa Carla. But there is that tricky feeling that always lets them know, sometimes family comes to you. And you need to grab it before it runs screaming down the beach.
Lost Boys - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,815 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 1/10/2014 - David, OC, Paul, Marko
Forgiving The Unforgivable by Konigreich-Of-Awesome reviews
An unexpected meeting turns into a eventful day for Prussia and Russia. This is a RusPru! (Russia X Prussia). Does contain smut content as well as some uncensored language from a certain Prussian. Also! a one-shot story. I'm terribly sorry for a bad summary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,060 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2014 - [Russia, Prussia] - Complete
The Doctor at the Club by Cluichee reviews
The Doctor finds himself at a unique club and finds trouble. He also find a new way to play
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,843 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2014 - 11th Doctor, OC - Complete
Fantôme by LoveandPeppermints reviews
Andre and Firmin take an offer for the ruined Populaire and split, giving ownership to a young businesswoman with a love for the opera. But when the deadly Phantom of the Opera returns to his domain, he and she must choose whether to compromise or repeat the horrors of the past.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,532 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Erik, OC - Complete
When The Moon Shines by GirlInThePaintedMask reviews
Rookery saved her. Or so he's told her. She was trained to kill them and now takes revenge for her parents death, but one of the filthy bloodsuckers got away. GregoryXOC rated M for violence and later stuff. Chapter 10 is up! Please review!
Little Vampire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,308 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Gregory S.
VertiCut by Slave2Karma reviews
It's been two hundred years since Edward left his mansion. He may not have changed, but Suburbia has: into a dark, high tech city that is twisted, damning and violent. And yet, this New Suburbia may be the closest thing to belonging Edward will ever know.
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,033 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 8/3/2007
The Spider And The Doctor by Aoi Okami reviews
SPOILER ALERT FOR THE AMAZING SPIDER MAN 2! IF YOU DON'T WANT IT SPOILED DON'T READ SUMMARY OR STORY! We all know the heart breaking tragedy of Gwen Stacy, but what if there was a certain Doctor involved? Oneshot, but I MIGHT make more. I don't know.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2014 - 11th Doctor, Peter P./Spider-Man, Gwen S. - Complete
Even in Death by ilovefanfic102 reviews
As love soon crosses its time and bruises are healed, They manage to find love. In a world of hopelessness and dark pleasure the flame of a destructive love is built and can change them for the better or take the life they once knew.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,522 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Freddy K.
To Change A Piece Of History by Mrs Cassandra M reviews
A young woman becomes the new lead singer of the newly built Opera Populaire and when mysterious things begin happening she knows that something from the past must still be there, must still be alive, and its up to find out who or what it is.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,761 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 4/7/2014 - [Erik, OC] - Complete
Origins - Marko by slayerette98 reviews
Always a soldier, never just a vampire. Marko is always following orders & wonders if it is all worth it or should he change his path that could lead to eternal happiness. There is a back story, love, intrigue, mystery, adventure, comedy with some fun thrown in. Based off of the Lost Boys, I do not own the original story or it's original characters I own this story & my characters.
Lost Boys - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,928 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 3/27/2014 - David, Dwayne, Marko, Paul
In My Arms by JinxConlon reviews
When Jasper moves to Scotland with his cousin, and aunt and uncle, he was put into a world of vampires, comets, vampire hunters, amulets, and romance. Will he survive? And will he and the eldest son of the Sackville-Baggs end up together? Gregory x Male!OC. Slash, Yaoi! Please read and review!
Little Vampire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,706 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 12/1/2013 - [Gregory S., OC] - Complete
Scotland finally at day by numerous928 reviews
Sequel to Scotland At Night. Lily comes back home but what happens when Rudolph pops up while Lily is sleeping as vampire Rudolph? Now the Thompson family must help them again as to why the Sackville-Bagg are turning back into vampires at night and forgetting things. But can Lily help when Rudolph doesn't remember her? Now Gregory claim her as his even by force. RudolphXOcXGregory
Little Vampire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,119 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Rudolph S., Gregory S., OC
Can I Bum A Ride? by LaLopez1981 reviews
WinterFrost (Bucky/Loki) The end of a relationship finds Loki driving to his parents' home in the pouring rain. He sees a man walking on the side of the road and feels bad so he stops to pick him up. And things escalate from there.
Captain America - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,323 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Bucky B. - Complete
Make Some Mischief by joellynann reviews
*COMPLETE* Nora is a captive of SHIELD and has been since she was a teenager. Her powers are controlled or so they believe. When Loki is sent to Earth by the All Father for imprisonment as part of his banishment, what will happen when he finds he is not alone in the darkness? Rated for later chapters. Loki/OC (Post Thor 2 - Dark World) **WARNING - MINOR SPOILERS FOR DARK WORLD**
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,045 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Loki, OC - Complete
One of Your French Boys by b0n3c1ty reviews
Clary is just your average school student with an aptitude for art. But what will happen when one of the boys that has picked on Clary all her life joins her art class? Prepare for twists, turns and witty come-backs! (I'm rubbish at summaries, forgive me please - I'm learning.)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,027 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Alec L., Clary F., Jace W., Magnus B.
New lost girl by felicia2235 reviews
Start right at the time they go to kill Marko. The Frog brothers had a cousin that lived with them but she couldn't stand them. She over hears the Frog brothers plan to go kill some Vampires so she follows them to stop them. He being there changes the course of the movie. David/OC/Marko flick. Slash as ture content.
Lost Boys - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,326 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 11/25/2013 - David, OC, Marko, Paul - Complete
Keep Calm and Let's Go To Hell by Kawaii Dream reviews
Ciel has finally completed his second revenge against Alois and Claude. It was time for Sebastian to take his soul. But one last order from Ciel causes him to hesitate...What will he do to the boy now? Take him to the deepest, darkest, depths of Hell, of course. [Yaoi] [SebaCiel] [Roleplay Story] DISCONTINUED.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 59,912 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [Ciel P., Sebastian M.] - Complete
Felisa's story by Sophie-U.F reviews
A little girl is chosen to be a rider. After her mother death she leaves all she knows behind and goes with her best and only friend, Gold (her dagon) to the place where she believes her father is. Who is her father after all? And what happens a few years later with the birth of a new dragon and a new human rider? EragonxOC ; SaphiraxOC Disclaimer: I do not own Eragon!
Eragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Eragon, Oromis, OC
The Device Has Been Modified by Lindzzz reviews
Boredom had led to tinkering, and tinkering had accidentally led to what ended up being the most advanced AI system to be born. Unfortunately, said AI was a jerk. (A Golden Age sci fi AU with Pitch(as Kozmotis)/AI!Jack)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,059 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 11/11/2013 - [Jack Frost, Pitch] OC - Complete
NinjaGo Random Story by RedArsenic reviews
Sort of Co-Written with ExadireNight. After Pythor had ruthlessly stabbed Cole, the Earth ninja had began training to become a better ninja and ends up finding out something strange about himself. Lava-Shipping
Ninjago - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,202 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 3/29/2012 - [Kai, Cole] Jay, Zane
Marshall Lee X Reader by vampiresdragonsong123 reviews
you are the daughter of the demon king, and the "owner" of an angel. you were forced into engagement, but your in love with marshall lee, whom youve loved at a young age. will your love survive? rated m for violence and lemon. i apologize for my marshall lee not being vary marshall lee-y... if that makes any sense...
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,187 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Marshall Lee, OC - Complete
Case The Spell by RisenZodiac reviews
Karkat was abused by his matesprit Gamzee, while in the hospital he discovers what his whole life will turn out to be. While in the hospital, a 'friend' comes to visit, this friend changes his mind in everything, and promises karkat something that he'd never forget. Rated M: Violence, Slight-rape, bondage, and smut at the last paragraph. Mainly: Karkat/Dave- Named: Karkat/Gamzee
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,846 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Dave S., Karkat V., Gamzee M., OC - Complete
Makar--ahhh! (GamzeeXReaderXKurloz) (Lemon One-shot) by Pen of Rage reviews
It surprised you that Kurloz wasn't angry when he found out you had flushed feelings for Gamzee, after all you were in quite a happy matespritship with Kurloz. So... why did your mind trail off to Gamzee? Perhaps the two clown loving trolls can do something to help you focus. GamzeeXReaderXKurloz Lemon GamzeeXReader KurlozXReader XReader One-shot
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Gamzee M., Kurloz M., OC - Complete
Longer Than Summer (GamzeeXReader) (One-Shot Lemon) by Pen of Rage reviews
You were happy as hell you didn't have to go to class in the morning. Thank god it was summer because you doubted you'd sleep at all tonight. Your roommate was gone and the noise of IT played on your television, images of Pennywise The Dancing Clown flickered on the screen. You were so glad you didn't know any clowns. GamzeeXReader Gamzee X Reader Lemon
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,581 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Gamzee M., OC - Complete
Lost Boys by mikeysrevenge reviews
What if you could go back to when vampires were real? What happens when two best friends go into the movie The Lost Boys? Caitlyn and Jenny are BIG Lost Boys fans they believe that Hollywood was once Santa Carla. Now they happen to be in Santa Carla.
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 6/14/2008
You won't top me Doitsu by Sam-Chan and Jason-Kun reviews
I got the idea for this fanfiction while i was reading a doujinshi! YAOI ITAGERROME! If anyone wants to know the name of the doujin, it's "Unsavory Ties" This fic is like the messed up version of it! I will be adding this fic to my Uke Germany Community, if you have a Uke Germany fanfic that you would like in the community please tell me through reviews or PMs!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 6/13/2013 - N. Italy, Germany, Ancient Rome, Germania - Complete
Pluto by LunaAtic reviews
When Ciel is in bad mood - it's a bad sign! Why not make someone else do something they don't like? Ciel ordered Sebastian to give Pluto a bath, but who would have thought that demonic hound is so enticing in his human form?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Sebastian M., Pluto - Complete
Strictly Physical by LunaAtic reviews
Ever since they've met there was nothing between. They have never connected in mind or heart, their whole relationship was strictly physical...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Grell S., Undertaker - Complete
Why I Live by katesmak reviews
"You know I've always been bothered by one question. One question that, if it could ever be answered, may make my life just that much simpler. The question? Why did I live?" Told in first person.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,151 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Prussia, Jack Frost
Black Butler: The Love Of Pluto by XxMotleyCrueFanxX reviews
A oneshot between Grell and Pluto. Contains yaoi! Not really a love story, just pointless sex, lol. Give it a read if you want.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Grell S., Pluto - Complete
The Haunting of HRE by xXxXLupicideXxXx reviews
A Hetalia creepypasta... WARNINGS INSIDE! Oh, except these two which I forgot! /Shounen-ai and Ghost!Country x Country/ [Oneshot]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/6/2013 - [Holy Roman Empire, N. Italy] Germany - Complete
Boogeyman, meet a boogeyman by Sora Moto reviews
In which Pitch makes a mistake and is scarred for life.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,823 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Canada, Pitch - Complete
The Matrix: Revelations by ToryTigress92 reviews
Sixteen years after Neo gave his life to end the war, a young girl named Sarah Edmontons awakes from a coma caused by a car crash which killed her family. In her coma she dreams of the man called Thomas Anderson, of the One, and awakens to find herself guarded by Agents.
Matrix - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,075 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Morpheus, Neo, Merovingian, OC
Pedo-Bait by Sora Moto reviews
Jamie tries to open Jack's eyes to a disturbing observation he has made.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Jack Frost, Jamie - Complete
Gilbert whom was secretly a Frost by invatercat reviews
There is a reason why , at first glance, Jack Frost looks like Prussia. Genetics. DNA. It was in his blood. This is the story of Prussia and the REAL reason Jackson became a winter spirit. (No OCs. "HER" Can be anyone the reader wants to be. ONESHOT.)
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Prussia, Jack Frost - Complete
Doctor Who? Doctor Bunny? by Sora Moto reviews
Where in Jack finds himself questioning something about his new friend and an old acquaintance.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Jack Frost - Complete
Nightmares and Dreams by XDavien reviews
A sequel to the movie; taking place a few years after. Edward has spent many long lonely years hiding in his castle, haunted by his memories. Victoria is a unique individual who is trying to leave a bad past behind, and survive in a new town alone.
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 57,390 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Complete
Within Your Eyes by Pandora4977 reviews
Aislin has lived in Santa Carla all her life,She had never taken interest in the lost boys, there was never the need to, Until her best friend Alina goes missing after leaving with David one night. Marko helps to distract her...
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,822 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Marko, David
Go To Sleep by Jagger3 reviews
Light is chained to L and finds the detective's late night activites extremely frusterating. But what can a sleep deprived, irritated, and cunning Light do to L that would let him finally sleep? Well, there might be one thing...Rated M for yaoi
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/2/2013 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Dawning Light by Mistcloud-star reviews
Dawn was just an ordinary girl. The oldest child in a family of fifteen. She wasn't going to do anything special. Then, she befriends Lloyd Garmadon and gets dragged into a world of ninjas, talking snakes, and amazing things that held power beyond anything she ever imagined. And she only had to make friends with a bratty ten-year-old to do it.
Ninjago - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,790 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 3/12/2012
Holy Roman Empire X Italy by MarokaiteChikyuu reviews
After his battle with France Holy Roman Empire is brought back by Prussia as a secret weapon against Austria. When Holy Rome realizes his beloved Italy is a male, much less with Germany he demands to have a fight for his beloved's hand. Rated M for violence, language and mature content.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,048 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Holy Roman Empire, N. Italy
Night at the Museum: At Night by Tina senpai reviews
What happens, when one night, Ahkmenrah encounters a girl, scared out of her life and running away to his world. The Night at the Museum turns into many nights. Ahkmenrah x OC Chapter 13. THE FILTH IS UP.
Night at the Museum - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,670 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Ahkmenrah - Complete
If He Weren't Up There Now by LuminousFaith reviews
Set after movie. When newcomer Lucy Monet and her family move into the neighborhood where it all started, she takes an immediate liking to the strange mansion at the top of the hill. What happens when she meets it's only inhabitant? Rated T to be safe.
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 60,276 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 6/13/2010
New Love by LoveEScissorhands reviews
Who will he choose? When Kim's cousin Claire comes to visit the love triangle of Edward, Kim and Jim soon changes into the love triangle of Claire, Edward and Kim.
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,709 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012
I swing that way! by B.O.T.D.F X Jeffree Star reviews
Dahvie and the gang go to a very secluded park on a hot summer day in the midst of having fun dahvie and jeffree try a new way of physical pleasure by using the swing! It started out as a simple ride on the swing but ends in a very lust filled day.
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Complete
Dawn of a New Rider Loki and Eragon Crossover by TheConsultingSH reviews
Loki and Eragon crossover. THOR GOING TO BE IN IT! Never know what will happen. 3
Crossover - Eragon & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,504 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Eragon, Loki
The White Dog Is A Good Dog by Kissing Daisy reviews
Pluto has been acting up lately, and it's up to Sebastian to find out what's wrong with him. WARNING! Graphic yaoi, SebxPluto. Slight OOC weakness from Sebastian. Usual rules, don't like, don't read, and no flaming. However, constructive criticism is warmly welcomed. Enjoy...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Sebastian M., Pluto - Complete
Twilight In Santa Carla by Ima.Eat.You reviews
After spending the last year living with the Cullens, trouble arises and Akira must run. She finds herself in Santa Carla. There is Something strange about the Lost boys Will she work it out? Twilight/Lost boys cross
Crossover - Lost Boys & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,954 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Paul
Existence by censoredHurts reviews
When he comes at night with his copper eyes and crimson hair, she is alive. When he touches her skin with lust and tremulous desire, she is real. When he pushes himself into her with betrayal and roughness, she is true. Because with him, she exists. And it only takes one man with onyx eyes to ruin all of it- to bring her back to nothing...One-Shot Lemon..RandR - First SakuSasoSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,953 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
I'll Be Your Personal Soldier by buckysteve reviews
Seventy years later, Bucky and Steve still have obvious feelings for each other. Seventy years later, they're still too stubborn and awkward to admit it.
Captain America - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,344 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B. - Complete
Ninjago: The Rise of the Ninja by ImaginiveGirl reviews
Everything seems to be well at peace in Ninjago, but then a mysterious ninja appears, known as the Aquamarine Ninja. Meanwhile a new evil is at the ninja's doorstep. Who is this Aqua Ninja? Will the ninjas stop this evil?
Ninjago - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,414 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Complete
A New Generation by tragedymaster01 reviews
A new band of snake are rising-the Seven Jewels, and it's a race to see who can defeat them first! five new bands of ninja are rising...who will win? submit OC's Pm or review to form a team of four ninja! SYON CLOSED FOR NINJA, NEED SNAKES!
Ninjago - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,068 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012
Agateophobia by TC Stark reviews
Gotham City is full of *crazies*. Even the therapists. In this story one doctor will look to help unlock a girl's inner insanity. Rated M for adult themes and language. Jonathan Crane/Scarecrow/OC Please review!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,779 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 10/30/2011 - [J. Crane, OC] - Complete
Real or Not Real? by Kaori Koriryu reviews
Kai's life turns into a big game of Real or Not Real when he wakes up one day to find it's time for school. Was his life as a ninja really real, or was it all a dream, too good to be true? Requested by Insert Name Here Reviewer!
Ninjago - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,815 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Complete
Sweeney's Opportunity by JDeppIsMyLovely reviews
Mrs. Lovett finds Edward Scissorhands on the street and decides to take him home, but with revenge on his mind, will Sweeney have a different plan for this new arrival?
Crossover - Edward Scissorhands & Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,912 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Sweeney T.
Lost in Santa Carla by Plainsong30 reviews
"The Lost Boys" had always been one of Daphne's favorite films. But when she suddenly finds herself in Santa Carla, deep within the Lost Boys' cave, her involvement changes everything about the classic cult film. Michael/OC
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,091 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Complete
Dreaming Out Loud by Even.The.Stars.Refuse.To.Shine reviews
Love, hate... such a fine line between the two. I'd been brought up to hate vampires, and for my entire life I had. And then... I fall in love with one. But how can a vampire love me back? They can't love. Yet I was determined to prove them all wrong.
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,349 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Marko - Complete
Waiting For You, Wherever You Are by ThePassionateRose reviews
Edward has been alone for a very long time, until now. Unable to think he will be loved again or he ever will for that matter. He meets this dark teen named Antoinette who may see him as something else, not a monster or a freak.
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,155 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 1/31/2012
Our Life is Sweeney by Rainbow Haired Girl reviews
Chyna Hurst is sentenced for life with Benjamin Barker. I suck at writing summaries. It is all better on the inside.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,392 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 2/7/2008
The Demon Barber Rises Again by Rainbow Haired Girl reviews
Three centuries later twin sisters Ashley and Lena live in the house that use to be Sweeney Todd's barber shop as well as Mrs. Lovett's Meat Pies shop. They uncover one thing that wasn't meant to be uncovered and now they have to deal with it. Discontinued.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,962 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Complete
Timeless Calypso by madgirlsrock723 reviews
After 40 years in isolation Edward finally has a visitor. Will she be his friend or perhaps something more? Will this story contain sweet fluffy stuff 'cause I believe poor Edward deserves some happiness? Read and Find out! PLEASE REVIEW!
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,598 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edward
Reversible by Sora Moto reviews
Matthew has always looked out for Alfred from the shadows, but now someone's noticed and is plotting something that Matthew is only in the way for. Rated for violence.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,004 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Canada, America - Complete
Found Canada by Sora Moto reviews
Sequel to Lost Canada. Just a series of one-shots portraying Matthew's life after being found. There are five in all. I hope you all enjoy it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,894 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Canada, America - Complete
Little Ninjas by Ayuki Karpy reviews
A little child is hidden inside each of the ninjas, waiting to come out...
Ninjago - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,362 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Complete
Just My Luck by Blazing-Fire-In-His-Eyes reviews
Ever since Jay has laid eyes on Nya, he was smitten. Suddenly, as he watches as Zane finds love with Cole, his feelings for the girl of his dreams start to find away. He soon finds that instead of being smitten with Nya, he has began to fall for Kai.
Ninjago - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Complete
Fractures in the Framework by FishE1 reviews
Possibly the hardest job for a leader is keeping their team working together. But what happens to the ninja team when Cole is no longer able to accomplish that task?
Ninjago - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,912 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Complete
The Ninja of Aura by Wolfleader505 reviews
read about my two Ninjago Ocs Talula and Lili, a struggling family with a secret cover made from base, credit goes to base maker
Ninjago - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/18/2012
Ninjago:Adventures of the Ninjas by DenMon214 reviews
Join Kai,Zane,Jay,and Cole as they hunt for the 4 golden weapons of Spinjistu and stop the evil Lord Garmadon. HIATUS
Ninjago - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012
The Story of Miao by Tina79479 reviews
When an old man finds a strange crystal that has a baby inside, the baby will have an adventure no one can imagine! First fanfic,sorry bad at summery's. R&R
Ninjago - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2012
Drawing Blood by Mary Alice Krueger reviews
Mary was never a normal child, but she was artistic,creative and free,and not to mention insanely obsessed with Fred Kreuger.Find out what happens when this special girl uses her creative mine to bring something evil to life. Based on original movie!
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,260 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011
Baby Steps by heists reviews
At their mentors' insistence, Roy and Artemis try acting civil. They're surprised when they find the other might not be as bad as they thought. But what goes up, must come down. :: hinted Roy/Artemis. Written before "Insecurity," so slightly AU.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,124 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Artemis C./Artemis, Roy Harper/Red Arrow
Reasons for Defying Reason by decemberxrain reviews
After the traumatizing death of her grandfather, Odette Babineaux is left with one choice: leave New Orleans to accept her inheiritance- her great uncle's mansion. With Edward, can Odette learn the true meaning of acceptance and love before it's too late?
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,154 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Edward
Rebirth by Lady Cela reviews
David has been granted a second chance, his mission to retrieve a host for 'mother' in exchange for the return of his family, but as time passes,both David and this host are forced to recall their dark pasts. R.I.P Corey Haim 12-23-1971 to 03-10-2010.
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,606 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 4/23/2005 - David
Her Dark God by The Song Siren reviews
Drew Thompson didn't appreciate that pale boy knocking her out. Nor when he and her little brother, Tony, left the house at night - flying! - and to a graveyard. But she did appreciate meeting the pale boy's older brother - despite his ego. Gregory/OC
Little Vampire - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,145 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Gregory S.
lost sister by xxxalishababesxxx reviews
Cleo gets a big surprise when she finds her brother and finds out what he is, will she stay or will she go.
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,379 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - David
A Real Halloween by Arianstar reviews
Nakeesha had never experienced Halloween like Avalon had, what happens when she tries to throw her one like she had growing up and bring Edward along for the ride? one shot
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Edward - Complete
Giving Out by Artificial Starlight reviews
In which Ivan dreams, Canada sings, Ukraine manipulates, and Prussia destroyes. A collection of stories centered before, after, and during the Giving In universe. RusCan, rated M.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,854 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Russia, Canada - Complete
Perfect by Spanish Sunrise reviews
Kim's sister is the suburb's freak, an outcasted loner. When Edward is brought down by Peg to live with them, he falls in love with Kim, unknown that he has won the heart of her sister. He is perfect and she will fight for him even when she can't win.
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011
The Hillside by reraimu reviews
Kevin knew Kim was lying about Edward's supposed death. He decides to visit the castle on the hill to see for himself. Edward/Kevin. slash. yep.
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011
Coming and Going by Sora Moto reviews
It has been over sixty years since Prussia was dissolved and Germany worries as he begins to show his age. One-Shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
Arthur is Missing by Sora Moto reviews
When Arthur was young he came across a strange boy on a beach. Meeting this boy would forever change his life. Now in modern times Arthur has gone missing and an old friend makes a reappearance.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,923 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 10/22/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
Lost Canada by Sora Moto reviews
After a G8 Meeting Canada is mugged and shot on the Mall in DC. Weeks later his remains are found and it takes Brennan and her team to identify the remains. This is made even more difficult because it seems no one reported him missing.
Crossover - Bones & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,874 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/23/2011 - T. Brennan, Canada - Complete
Promises by Sora Moto reviews
Gilbert is the crown prince of Lingerm. Maddie is a peasant girl in the neighboring kingdom. They meet as children and Gilbert declares Maddie his princess and swears to be her knight. Childhood fluffiness abounds.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Deception: Aftermath by Sora Moto reviews
One-shot sequel to my story Deception. What happens after Canada's secret is revealed to family and friends, not to mention the whole world.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Canada - Complete
To be Lost and Found Again by Sora Moto reviews
What happens after a nation dies? They come back as a human, that's what. Gilbert dies when Germany is unified after the fall of the Berlin wall. This is what happens to the human he becomes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,273 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Prussia, Canada
Edward's Melody by madgirlsrock723 reviews
An inventor leaves his grand estate and all of his belongings to his friend's granddaughter... a girl who does not quite fit in her family but may be perfect for Edward... or not... WARNING: May contain FLUFFY-NESS.
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,234 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 8/13/2011
Deception by Sora Moto reviews
Neglected and abandoned by France to England, Canada copes by hiding something from England and the whole world. Will this secret ever be found out. Maybe if a stubborn albino ex-nation won't take no for an answer.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,948 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
DESTROYA! by screamersilent reviews
My chemical Romance Frerard. Gerard needs some inspiration for Destroya, and Frank is happy to help. Rated for sexual content.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Complete
Love Is A Two Way Tango by RadicalDaniel reviews
Sequel to Luke Smith You Love Clyde Langer. Luke thinks that it is time to tell his best friend how he feels, but will it turn out the way he planned it? Please Read and Review! Xxx
Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Clyde L., Luke S. - Complete
Challenge Accepted! by A. Strudel reviews
Prussia challenges Austria to write some porn with him topping. It was a masterpiece in Austria's eyes, but to Prussia...?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Three Phases by Sora Moto reviews
Before Rome came to Europe there was another that had spread over the lands, this is what happened to her after she met Rome. Side story for To be Lost and Found Again.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,101 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Ancient Rome, Germania - Complete
One of a kind by Mutinous Pirate reviews
HIATUS/REWRITE.
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,814 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Edward, OC
Dream A Little Dream Of Me by The Last Element reviews
When death claims Evelyn Black the secrets that she only ever told her diary are revealed to the eyes of her daughter Kelly. And soon Kelly understands why her mother always believed dreams were so powerful and why Evelyn cried to sleep so many nights...
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,602 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Freddy K. - Complete
The Alaskan Purchase by Sora Moto reviews
It is 1867 and Russia is selling his territory in the New World to America. Prequel/side story to Saving the Lost. 2-shot. RussiaXinexperienced!America
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,570 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/22/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Prisoner of War 1866 by Night-Huntress019 reviews
The year is 1866. Prussia is at war with Austria and can not locate the elusive country but has managed to capture Germany. What punishment will Prussia do when Germany doesnt talk? One-shot and High Lemon and rape
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
A pocket full of Posey by xdiexyoungx reviews
Posey is an girl visiting friends in Santa Cruz and one night on a bridge she wakes up in Sant Carla, hoplessly confused before she meets the Lost Boys. What happens when she catches a certain blond vampire's interest? David/OC, edgar/alan, lemons
Lost Boys - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,525 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/8/2010 - David, Alan F.
Confession! by Sora Moto reviews
Gilbert has a secret and he can't tell anyone, even though he really wants to tell the one he loves. PruCan Now a series of One-Shots
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,603 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Getting Lucky by artemis-nz reviews
No matter how hard he tries, Misaki can't resist. Usami/Misaki. Lemon.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,598 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/5/2010 - [Misaki T., A. Usami] - Complete
Save the Rest for later by JanieJoy'sTicklish reviews
When a new girl moves to the neighborhood, will she becom Edward;s friend? Edward see through her mask and can see her pain clear as day. Could something like their relationship lead to something more? Or will Kateys family or boyfriend get in the way?
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,823 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010
A Little bit of Trouble by xpunkiex reviews
When a girl murders her father, and is on the run from the judge, she goes to the only place where she thought they wouldn't look...........Fleet-Street Rated M for violence, language and sexually themes
Crossover - Sweeney Todd & Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 112,801 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Sweeney T.
Ultra Violet by southernvampirepirate reviews
Violet Hall just moved from Montana with her mom Leanne to good old Santa Carla. Vilot loves it! the lights, the music, everything! but will she keep loveing the night life of Santa Carla when she catchs one of the Lost boys eyes? Paul/OC
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,156 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Paul - Complete
No One Like You by Fuzzybuni reviews
I'd never expect myself to be caught in a relationship with anyone. Especially with a man. Let alone my own SHADOW.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 53 - Words: 121,638 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 3/13/2008 - [Link, Dark Link] - Complete
All the Damned Fangirls by Awkward.Quail reviews
The failed attempts by the Lost Boys to get rid of all the damn fangirls.
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - David, Marko
The not so great day by Falsebound Wings reviews
Germany goes to work and Japan goes to the hot springs with England leaving Italy home alone what happens when Prussia takes his chances...Poor Italy Prussia X Italy Non-con Rated M for Rape Lime.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Prussia, N. Italy - Complete
In Your Arms by Battygirl reviews
There are many things I can't do. But one thing I've never been able to do, was to avoid the famous cliché of falling in love with a vampire. GregxOC Please review! Previously titled 'Bill' for those who were wondering. ch 13 finally up. Little Vampire HIATUS
Little Vampire - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,941 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 8/23/2005 - Gregory S.
Young Blood by Cupid'sAddiction reviews
Activity of the vampiric nature lay dormant for 7yrs in SantaCarla, after all but one of the Boys died out. But what happens when a swarm of reckless young rogues threaten Davids home & any chance of his beautiful but eccentric new friend falling for him?
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,350 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 7/9/2009 - David
Of Petals and Thorns by Sensible One reviews
Moving is never good; moving into a town you hate from the very start is even worse. But then Rose wanders into the Garden and the negative emotions begin to gradually fade away, bringing out the good part of the girl. EdwardOC
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 67,295 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Complete
Evermore by Angeldustedthatfreak reviews
Ok, forget the prequil, I've decided to start anew and make this its own story. Hope you like.
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Marko
Prego by Verbophobic reviews
you can choose, either this is a epilogue of a David story or prologue of a Paul story, or both. But i ain't starting any other stories this was to rid me of writers block. Well no more for now. OvvO Rawr! Vampire face, been thinking and gunna do a paul.
Lost Boys - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Complete
Initiation is Over by WreckingDoll reviews
A lifelong friend of Sam and Michael visits them in Santa Carla. What happens when when they find out that creatures believed only to exist in nightmares really do walk the streets? What happens when you fall in love with one? COMPLETE, sequel posted!
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,166 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Marko - Complete
Fox Fire by screamcutee reviews
She came for freedom. But will her secret more deadly then what makes Santa Carla the murder capital of the world?
Lost Boys - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,294 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009
Kissing Coffins by Miss Elle Winchester reviews
Romy Anne Vanderbilt is spending the summer in Santa Carla. She’s tired of the Beverly Hills lifestyle and all the fake people along with it. She’s not your typical socialite; then again her new friends are anything but typical. Dwayne/OC
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,202 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Dwayne
What's love without the Triangle? by LoveIsAlways reviews
Love isn't worth it without the triangle.There's fresh meat on the boardwalk.The boys know it, Star knows it, but does Honey know it? Read and review, it's better than it sounds.Marko/OC/David/Star/Michael.All the goodies when it comes to love.
Lost Boys - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 51,647 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 2/1/2008
A Lily in the Darkness by lordofthebreakdance reviews
David has his entire life. The boys are his only company. Things get complicated though when a baby is found in the back seat of their latest victims. No Star, Micheal, Laddie, etc. Rated T for slight gore, Language, etc.
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,486 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - David - Complete
Lost Boys: Oneshots by Taylor Moore reviews
A small collection of stories that I write while trying to overcome writers block. Non-canon. Contains romances that might not be carried on in other stories. Rated T for romance, horror and general language. No slash whatsoever.
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,845 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 5/30/2008
My Lost Boys Resurrected by PhyscoticOnna reviews
Katy is a vampire she was human the Boys took in shortly before they died. This is her story on how she brought them back! this was a Creative Writing assignment that Becca ordered me to put on here so Please R&R BE NICE thank you. ON HIATUS!WRITING MORE!
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,131 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete
People are Strange by screamcutee reviews
Paige has lived in Santa Carla for more then a year now, she is the local tattoo artist. When two crazy blondes come to where she works, her life will change forever.
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/1/2009
Of Scissors and Snow by AnimeRANDOMNESS reviews
Once, there was a little girl who was told a bedtime story about a boy with scissors for hands. Now, the little girl has grown up, and by a twist of fate, she finds out how true the story really was...
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,888 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008
Behold, my Beloved by 1 synn reviews
When life is nothing but hell, hell is one place that peace may be found. How one girl struggles to live and in turn touches and consumes the lives of four vampires that live for death.
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,620 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Dwayne, David
Devil Inside by ThexHushxSound reviews
A girl turns up in Santa Carla, with no memories of her past except her name, and the nightmares that haunt her. Can she and the boys learn to trust each other? Or will they be the death of her? First Fic. No flames. Constructive critisizim welcome.
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,128 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Complete
Disorder by Euphoric Dysphoria reviews
Fae Kalmbach just moved with her family to a small suburb in California. While taking a walk through her new neighborhood, she comes across an old abandon mansion. Inside she finds the man who might just dramatically change her life.
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2009
Thou Shall Not Fall by 0-cold-dead-heart-0
the lost boys have just stuffed their faces with chinese but have a hunder for blood so leave the cave and torment the boardwalk. all accept David and Dwayne. They realise they have a hunger for something new. Eachother.
Lost Boys - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,668 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 12/12/2008 - David, Dwayne
Hole In My Soul by Star Dazzled reviews
A simple Dwayne-centric piece on how Laddie came to be with the Lost Boys. Genfic. Starts right before the movie. Rated T for mentions of violence. "You probably won't be able to save him," David said shortly. "It's too late, Dwayne."
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
Lost Destiny by MrsMargeryLovett reviews
Jessie comes from an abusive home and history, and can scarcely believe when, in the middle of a storm, she stumbles across that strange mansion that never had revealed its secrets to her. Until now. Sorry, I suck at these summarys! Just read, please!
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,739 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Complete
Silent Rapture by HayleyDEPP reviews
No longer continuing this but please enjoy what I've written. No longer active on this site :
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,153 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008
Child of a Loving Sin by aliencatx reviews
Sara always wanted to live a normal life just like any other girl. She soon finds out that she's not like the other girls. With her weird scissorhand dreams becoming more and more real. Sara starts to question her origins.
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,583 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 8/6/2006
The Lost Boys: Rock n’ Roll by PhoenixUnicorn115 reviews
This day was different tow, this day was not only the day of the dead, not only October 31st, it was all so the night of the full moon and the night were the dead come to there human form or cols to it. READ PLZ! 1ST STORY! NO FLAMES! R&R!
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,990 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 6/11/2007
I Should Be Hating You by A Newsies Girl reviews
This is a story, about Sarah's daughter, who's an ordinary teenager, is kidnapped by the Goblin King, but things just arent what he planned them to be like....I know dumb summary...RR
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,955 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/17/2007 - Published: 1/15/2007
The Raven Call by raventeller reviews
Raven is a weird girl. Well, to everybody. But one day, she wanders up to the castle, and finds Edward. And suddenly her world turns upside down.
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,638 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 11/14/2004
Star's Promise by Raven-Padfoot-Marauder reviews
It's in the story, but it's about the Lost Boys, and Star having a child unknown. ON HOLD.
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/13/2006 - Published: 10/9/2003
Shangrila by The Dairy Queen reviews
This is a prequel of The Lost Boys. Marko saved someone's life, but can he save her from herself? MarkoOC. please r&rThanks to my reviewers!
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/26/2005 - Published: 7/24/2005
The Beauty Within by DutchShadow reviews
Three generations after Edward returns to his manor, Kim Bogg's grandaughter becomes interested in the place. When she decided to explore the forgotten mansion, she finds more than just a man inside...
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,514 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/10/2004 - Published: 9/29/2004
Marco's Initiation by gloryblastit reviews
The Lost Boys. Marco's wild night.
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2004 - Marko
The Perfect Passion by naughtysparrow reviews
Carmon doesn't know what to do in life. When it looks like all hope is gone and she is about to give up on life, she meets Edward. Life gets better with him around. She'll do anything for him. Even kill.
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/13/2004 - Published: 6/29/2004
The Forbidden Love of a Pharaoh by Cloud-1-3-5 and Ame Emi Dai reviews
[Part 1 of Forbidden Love series] A tale of love and tragedy between a Pharaoh and a slave, ultimately fighting an empire for their love. Set in ancient egypt, Yami x Yugi, Bakura x Malik and a villain you'll love to hate! Yaoi, Romance, Angst, Humour, Drama. complete
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,758 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/10/2003 - Published: 7/12/2003 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi, Yami Bakura, Marik I. - Complete
Freak by Shannon B reviews
ALT.UNIVERSE A new family moves into town and their outspoken daughter wanders up to the house on the hill.Please RR!ON HIATUS
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,560 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/7/2003 - Published: 8/29/2003
Misfit by Xandra the Blue reviews
Set forty years onward, in the year 2003, a girl goes to the old manor on the hill, and finds a certain person hiding there.Chapter 10 is up! WHOO!
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,192 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/26/2003 - Published: 3/16/2003
Heritage by MaskedScissorDoll reviews
Vincent Maloy, (named after the Tim Burton Short) the inventor who created Edward, left more than just the mansion behind. New community forums, E-mail me for details!
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/19/2003 - Published: 5/18/2003
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Living My Dream Life reviews
Life is dull. Life is short. Maybe you run into near death situations. Maybe you don't make it out alive. Sometimes dreams fail you in the worst of ways. Sometimes your most dangerous dreams come true.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/12
marko reviews
this is what happens when my stories come true. we ran away to sant carla and everything went wrong. sorry for suckish summary, story IS better. please read. this is my first fanfic. rated for language use.
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,336 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Marko
Thank You
just something random i wrote yesterday... yes the boy is Andy Biersack... my sister had to ask... R&R please no hate...
Crossover - X-overs & Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Complete
Never Let Me Go reviews
just a Jahvie i posted on Quotev. short humor oneshot. R&R please?
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Complete
the time is come reviews
a peom i wrote after watching for the millionth time. if i was better at rewriting others stories i would but i am horrible at it so i did my best with this. my 1st labyrinth ff so please be nice
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Jareth
Don't Go! reviews
my first edward scissorhands fanfic. jacey dumps me in the realm of Edward Scissorhands and takes my memory of the realm. she lets me have my laptop with all my stories, but she wont let me see the story titled 'don't go' edward and i help each other.r/r
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Edward
the story of jane reviews
i felt it coming as in no other life before. the power. now in scotland... this is a story i wrote for school. rated for some later actions R/R gregory/oc 'gregory/me ;p'
Little Vampire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Gregory S. - Complete
life
a litte peom i wrote. it is completely different from the original that i have not seen in 3 years. if you are curious obviously you are how this fits in with edward scissorhands, its simple. i will be reading this poem to edward in my story dont go.R/R
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Complete
dreams reviews
dreams from marko. these are the dreams that are playing on the "windows" in marko. read marko 1st it will make much more sense if u do
Lost Boys - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 2/10/2012
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! reviews
i did this for my birthday so i hope you like it. it is short i'm giving you all a heads up on that but i hope you like it anyway!
Crossover - Edward Scissorhands & Lost Boys - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Edward, Marko - Complete
every rose reviews
We both lie silently still/in the dead of the night/Although we both lie close together/We feel miles apart inside. based on every rose has its thorn. bad summary/better story. oneshot. R/R please! hope you likey it;p
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Edward - Complete
Valentine reviews
he asked me what was wrong. i never had some one to spend valentines day with. this is a quick oneshot for v-day. r/r
Lost Boys - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Marko - Complete
gregory reviews
now in the realm of the little vampire i cant remember a thing about it. bad summary better story. r/r this is gregory/oc with some rudolph/oc later on just to make jacey happy ;p
Little Vampire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Gregory S., Rudolph S.
the diary of jane:the beginning reviews
the beginninmg. thats all i got ta say. oneshot. technical first in series of "the diary of jane" r/r plz my pov. i thought of the end b4 the bgining tho. funy rite. well hope u like. suckish summary better story. as always. oneshot! but 1st in series
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Complete
jacey reviews
We had run away from home.Jaedyn wanted to find black roses.I just found them.But there was something else here.Something that I should not have touched.jacey pov.rated for language r/r please the story will be better i promise
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Complete
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