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Joined 04-14-03, id: 369454, Profile Updated: 01-21-08
Author has written 4 stories for Evangelion, Naruto, Harry Potter, and Figure 17.

So, I've had this account for years, but never bothered to post anything to it. Well, that time has come to an end. It's just too much of a bother to update a regular webpage, and for all its ideosyncracies, FFnet has a solid userbase and is at least semi-stable. My writing style has improved to the point that I feel comfortable sharing what I write with others. Rather, I feel comfortable sharing with other people who are not family, friends, or members of forums to which I post

BUT! Do not think that you can simply flame my work. I write purely for my own entertainment, to get the voracious plot-bunnies-from-hell out of my mind. I often lose interest in stories in short order, but if enough people want to read more, I can probably force myself to finish one or two. -grins- Positive, constructive comments will be taken as the advice they are, and be duly considered. Questions related to plots will often be answered with a "you'll see later". Flames, complaints, and questions about when I'll be updating will be ignored. And with that, I should start posting chapters to things.

Update 9/11: Wow, less than six hours and I get five reviews for Null Signature? I can't promise super-rapid updates, but I'll likely be focusing my muse on this, with writer's block breaks to work on Forgefire Chronicles and a new, secret project.

Update 10/04: Apparently, I didn't make myself clear above. I don't take anonymous reviews because if you want to flame and insult me, you will do so to my face or not at all. And if you flame me anyway, or write a review just to complain and nitpick, I'll respond in kind. This goes double if you don't have any work of your own to post to FFnet--those who cannot create for themselves can shut it.

Update 11/08: So the next chapter of Null signature is up. It's not up to my usual standards, but it's just filler anyway. I anticipate three more chapters, maybe four or five, will finish off first year. Plans for this one leave it as finished by fourth year at the latest, so it's entirely possible I'll finish this in a couple months. Probably not though, writing Harry is becoming more of a chore than something fun.

Update 01/21: A new year, but no progress on Null Signature or Forgefire. On the other hand, I've got a short two-shot for something else. First part is up already, second part will be up soon, maybe by day's end. An impressive feat indeed, since it's the first--and currently only--fic for Figure 17 on FFnet. Null Signature 5 is about 3/4ths done, but I've got some remapping to do for the rest of the plot. Expect timeskips in the new chapter. Also, I've decided to allow e-mails and messages. I was a bit concerned about random flames when I opened up last year, but I'm much less depressed now and I think I can handle writing scathing replies to idiots. The rest of you, feel free to send your opinions along.

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Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates Mondays.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 54 - Words: 240,172 - Reviews: 3585 - Favs: 2,531 - Follows: 2,948 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 5/7/2012
Shinji and Warhammer40k by Charles Bhepin reviews
Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires.
Crossover - Evangelion & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 755,729 - Reviews: 1590 - Favs: 2,152 - Follows: 1,507 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 11/11/2007
A matter of force by ContraBardus reviews
Start with Harry Potter, change something, and Harry learns to rock. Irreverent, chaotic, and the more movies you've seen, the funnier you're likely to find it. Expect many cammeos.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 637,940 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 11/20/2006
Dancing with Demons by Daystar Clarion reviews
Growing up with a pack of Demons is easy, especially when the older he gets, the more a demon Naruto becomes. But when the pack is killed by shinobi, Naruto vows revenge by learning to use his ever growing Chakra. Meeting team Seven, his journey begins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 154,657 - Reviews: 2178 - Favs: 2,639 - Follows: 2,452 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Naruto U.
An Earth Pony's Guide to Magic by Sereg5 reviews
As a descendant of the greatest conjurer of the pre-classical era, Star Swirl wishes to live up to her namesake's reputation and their shared cutie mark. But how can she emulate a powerful unicorn when she is an earth pony?
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,288 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Complete
The Missing Hokage by Jonque reviews
My answer to Perfect Lionheart's Missing Hokage challenge. A different take on the usual Naruto-is-kicked-out plot line, in which Tsunade refuses to let her reason for returning get thrown out without fighting back. With apologies, this story is officially dead and discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 256,548 - Reviews: 1385 - Favs: 2,433 - Follows: 2,333 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Moonbeam by Laurence Brown reviews
MLP:FiM. Chapter 10: Through Thick and Thin. You don't have to be an Element of Harmony to be able to harness the magic of friendship. Story Complete!
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,054 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon - Complete
Forgiveness by Dark Side of the World reviews
Luna stands watching the moon and wonders if she even deserves to be forgiven for her crimes. Celestia soon comes and tells her sister why she is willing to forgive Luna after everything she's done. First FIM fic
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Complete
No Reading by Meinos Kaen reviews
When dealing with things that you will no longer have in control after your death, it's always wise to have a back up plan. The one regarding Naruto had the effect of dropping him in the middle of Westchester county. COMPLETE
Crossover - Marvel & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 243,404 - Reviews: 1253 - Favs: 1,482 - Follows: 911 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Juniper by Agent Spielplatz reviews
A conspiracy within Konoha leads to a near fatal encounter for Naruto on the night of the Genin Exams. As he copes, his team struggles to work together and live up to the Hokage’s expectations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 143,830 - Reviews: 1336 - Favs: 1,639 - Follows: 1,686 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Naruto U., Anko M.
MSLN Test Dummies by Admiral-Tigerclaw reviews
McGreggor Archipellago is home to the TSAB's Experimental Systems Test Force. A controversial unit filled with equally controversial characters. But it may just hold the key the Aces need to stop a terrorist plot of collossal proportions.
Crossover - X-overs & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 164,738 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009
Muggle Summer, Wizard's Fall by canoncansodoff reviews
A seventh-year saga that begins one hour after Dumbledore's funeral. Harry gets some unexpected and unexpectedly useful help from the Muggle World...so much that wonders whether the power he knows not is actually the British monarchy! HHr, RWLL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 380,866 - Reviews: 2053 - Favs: 2,071 - Follows: 2,185 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Reload by Case13 reviews
They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 153,280 - Reviews: 1225 - Favs: 3,003 - Follows: 2,203 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Few Angry Words by lord of the land of fire reviews
A few angry words from Neji lead to a great many changes: “Hiashi-sama,” Naruto bowed once more. “I ask you to make a bargain with me.” To be with the girl he loves he makes a bet. The stakes? Only his future and his dream. Nar X Hin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 172,186 - Reviews: 5779 - Favs: 3,235 - Follows: 1,677 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Key Through the Heart by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
REWRITTEN AND REVISED AS KEY THROUGH THE HEART: FINAL MIX. CONSIDER THIS A ROUGH DRAFT.
Crossover - Naruto & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 225,007 - Reviews: 2031 - Favs: 1,215 - Follows: 1,080 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 3/22/2007
Why Gars aren't in SSBB by Not-Going-To-Tell reviews
GaoGaiGar plus SSBB plus Stupid standard plot equals overkill? Yes it does. A stupid oneshot made at one in the morning. And so you know, a Gar is a manly man, like mazinger pilots, Zengar Zonbolt, or the character in here.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Dream Come True by grand admiral chelli reviews
After a gross miscalculation by the Dark Lord, James Potter is alive and well again, and having the time of his life as he, Sirius, and Harry take Hogwarts by storm! Year 5 AU fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 252,873 - Reviews: 2318 - Favs: 1,708 - Follows: 1,326 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 5/19/2003 - Harry P., James P.
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by cloneserpents reviews
Spurned on by a perverted ghost, Harry stumbles on a naughty, yet very special book. With the rituals found in this book, Harry gains power and leads his friends in the hunt for Voldemort's Horcruxes. EROTIC COMEDY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 280,235 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 2,779 - Follows: 1,184 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Honor among Thieves by Chibi-Reaper reviews
Updated! Enter Annabelle, the half-Dementor. Yeah, you heard right.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 93,652 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006
Silent the Universe by Souffle Rosetti reviews
The stars are going out, one by one, and yet only few notice. One Uzumaki Naruto will make the rest of the world realize that the universe is becoming silent, no matter how many times he has to blow them up. NarutoNanoha crossover.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,947 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Naruto U., Hanabi H.
Paychecks by Kairi 'Shadow Sage' Taylor reviews
A small crossover with Gurren Laggan, which has Yoko asking the Eva pilots Asuka & Shinji a very important question: namely do they get paid for their services.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Asuka S., Shinji I. - Complete
A Match made in Hell by Ri2 reviews
The Keybearers have been forcefully invited to the event of the year: Maleficent's wedding. Yes, you heard me. And you'll NEVER believe who the groom is... Pt. 3 of the epilogue is up. All done. Let's celebrate
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 625,226 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Complete
Dragon's Breath by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
AU:Harry ran away from home when he was 6 after being abused, and was taken in by street kids. Only problem, Harry's got wings. Everyone thinks he's dead, but years later, he meets professor Lupin. After that, everything starts falling apart. No Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 76,295 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Harry P.
Life Goes On by funvince reviews
Third Impact was prevented. The world didn't end. It has been six months since NERV was disbanded. Months of therapy had prepared Shinji Ikari for a new life. He finally felt prepared to face the girl he couldn't forget. Rei Ayanami.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,891 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Shinji I., Rei A. - Complete
Deva 02: Academy Blues by Daishi Prime reviews
Deva Series 02. Sequel to On The Path of Vengeance. With their probation ended, Hayate and her Knights return to Earth to pursue a more peaceful life. Unfortunately, power brings responsability, which Hayate cannot let go.
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 31 - Words: 271,592 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Complete
Misunderstood V2 by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU fic where Ani starts out on the Dark Side. But there is a twist, of course. Find out about the biggest secret of the Jedi Order... REVISED version! Read and Review! Chapter 44: Loss
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 171,665 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
Harry Potter and the Color of Magic by Chardvignon reviews
Harry Potter and Discworld Crossover! After defeating Voldemort and becoming an Auror, Harry's in need of training to think like a copper. His new trainer: Commander Sir Samuel Vimes of the Ankh Morpork City Watch. Generally canon compatible.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 85,791 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Harry P., Sam Vimes - Complete
Alien Nine: Destroyer by Daviot reviews
Shortly after the events of Emulators, a young girl wages a personal, impossible battle. There’s a rumor among the aliens of a human known as the “Destroyer”, a person who’s managed to kill hundreds of them despite being an ordinary human.
Alien Nine - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,754 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/25/2006 - Published: 7/30/2005
Rainbows of the Future by Robert Teague reviews
Book III of Rainbow Brite and the War of Darkness
Rainbow Brite - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,212 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 9/17/2005 - Published: 9/17/2000 - Complete
Lights of the Present by Robert Teague reviews
Book II of Rainbow Brite and the War of Darkness
Rainbow Brite - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,135 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/8/2005 - Published: 9/17/2000 - Complete
Shadows of the Past by Robert Teague reviews
Book I of Rainbow Brite and the War of Darkness
Rainbow Brite - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,167 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 9/17/2000 - Complete
Worlds Apart by Dauthi reviews
Misumi Nagisa is living in two worlds that are so very similar, and yet so different. In one, she is bestowed with the superpowers of Pretty Cure. In another, she is in a mental institution. What happens when she finds that her world could be fake? Yuri
Pretty Cure - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,577 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/16/2005 - Published: 1/2/2005
The Power The Dark Lord Knows Of by Finbar reviews
A very silly little one shot where Harry lets Voldemort know about the Power he isnt supposed to know about...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 140 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
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My Missing Half reviews
It's been a year since I left Hokkaido. Since I left behind friends, home, and half of my soul. I look in the mirror and see her face, but despite a fake smile, I still feel the pain of other half, unmourned and unknown by all. All but me. -Continuation-
Figure 17 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,054 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/12/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008
Null signature reviews
The Boy Who Lived never had a happy home life. But if Vernon Dursley went out of his way to prevent the boy from turning out like his parents, things might be different. What is the power the Dark Lord knows not, and why can't Harry cast a spell? AltUni
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 43,010 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 9/11/2007
Forgefire Chronicles reviews
Rose is the last of the Forgefire, a powerful clan from a ninja village wiped out in a war. When she enrolls in the Konoha ninja academy with Uzumaki Naruto, will Konoha be able to handle her and her incredible Kekkei Genkai? AltUni, divergence preacademy
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,446 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 6/25/2007
Snowfall: A Christmas short reviews
Wrote this oneshot scene a few years ago for Christmas Day, as a post to a forum I frequent. Set after the End of Evangelion, it was meant as a side story to a project that never got off the ground. Just a little warm fuzzy feeling for you all.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Asuka S., Shinji I. - Complete