Author has written 2 stories for Hunger Games.
Hi this is alwaysSeptember, but you can call me september :p And I promise I'm gonna start writing again.
If you're looking for a reason not to kill yourself tonight, here it is.
do you ever just lay out and look at the stars and really miss harry Potter?
all my life my heart has yearned for something i cannot find.
My profile picture is something my boyfriend made :3
Favorite line from favorite song of the week: "we're not the same dear, as we used to be. The seasons have changed and so have we. There was little we could say and even little we could do, to stop the ice from getting thinner under me and under you." The ice is getting thinner By death Cab for Cutie.
My Boyfriend's fifteen year old sister committed suicide. She hung herself, because she was being bullied. I just everyone to know that if you need to talk or tell me anything I'm here! Just message me! I'll listen and try to help you. Or just be a friend. I won't push you to tell anyone but if you need to talk I'm totally open to talking to anyone and everyone. Because I know what it feels like. I just forgot that people are there and they want to listen and help you. So I'm right here.
While we're on the topic. I suffer from severe depression. I've gone from attempt suicide, to wanting to run away, to cutting, to burning, to starving. I was in rehab for drug abuse when I, ashamed to say, was 14. Sometimes I'll be smiling one minute and the next I'm in the floor in fetal position, sobbing. I don't get why I feel this way, but I'm getting through it! :) I just want to let ANYONE and EVERYONE know that I am completely open and willing to talk to anyone about anything. Guy problems, cutting, smoking, anything. I am literally just a PM away. Stay strong. And know that I seriously love you.
I am 19
I purposefully failed my NEWTS so i could stay at hogwarts
my music taste is weird and extensive from pop punk, to indie, to rap, to the ocasional country song, it's weird.
I like the color blue.
I am completely obsessed with HARRY POTTER, HUNGER GAMES, LOKI, EVAN PETERS, DAN HOWELL AND PPHIL LESTER, LORD OF THE RINGS, THE BIG BANG THEORY, STARKID, JOEY RICHTER, PEETA MELLARK, KURT COBAIN. Yup.
I am a MAJOR nerd. Pretty much of everything. I looooooove Doctor who, Starwars, star trek, The Big Bang Theory, Walking Dead, HARRY POTTER, STARKID, DARREN CRISS' HAIR, JOEY RICHTER'S CROCKED JAW, LORD OF THE RINGS, SHERLOCKKKKKK (CUMBER BITCHIN'), AVENGERSSSSS (LOKI IS MY BABY.) pretty much everything to be nerdy about. I love talking to new people, on the internet mind you. I love talking about books, or movies, anything really. :) So please PM me. I would adore to talk to you!
Whats the last book you read? I read Harry Potter again. (Chamber of Secrets)
What's on your TV right now? Futuramma
Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say? joey "I miss you too."
Where are you? In my room
What was the last thing you ate? i ate nutella
What's your personality like? Eh, I'm easy going and kinda guarded. If you piss me off... boy will you get it. But if you are my friend I'll completely open up to you. Sometimes it's hard to get me to shut up.
What was the last thing you thought? I am a hungy mamama jamama
What was the last thing you dreamed and when? last night I had a dream i got in trouble for watching porn, but I'm very against the porn industry so???.
You now have a million dollars. What do you do? Buy a new car, go to some concerts, go through all of Europe, put some in savings, donate the rest.
Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it? My Hogwarts pillow.
What are you eating/drinking right now? agua
What are you writing RIGHT NOW? This.
Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 19 and find the second paragraph. What is it? "c'mon Brad!" That's the name of our quarterback. From the Perks of being a Wall Flower.
What's it like being you? Not average. I have some crazy friends and we do some crazy shit but it's kinda sad and lonely to be me. I'm pretty fucked up.
What are your thoughts on writing? well it's an excellent escape for me. regardless of whether or not im good at it.
How tall are you? 5 feet 10 inches.
What book are you currently reading? nothing... I need a new book
Well, what do you like reading? Anything. You stick it my face I'll read it! I love to read. I love curling up in my window seat when it's raining with a cup of tea a good book and a blanket.
What music are you listening to? No music just watchin tv,
What was the last website you visited before fan fiction? Twitter
What was the last thing you cooked? I made a grilled cheese.
What color are the walls of the room you are in? blue
Do you know who the governor of your state is? Yup.
Ketchup or Mustard? I like both, man.
How many different programs are on your computer right now? Dunno a lot.
What is the weather like? It's dreary.
Are you going on vacation this summer and where? I dunno. Probably nowhere and just get ready for UNI
Anything else? I LOVE YOU!
What's your favourite article of clothing? Jeans and a t-shirt. I want to look nice, but i wanna be comfortable. My look is skater mixed with punk mixed with casual.
Who is the most special person to you? Joey my boyfriend he is my world, and my best friends Declan and Hanna ( i miss you.)
What's your favourite childhood memory? My favorite would have to be the day i met joey. we were in 3rd grade and he had just moved from Australia. I was sitting at his table coloring when i overheard him talking to the other new kid, declan. he said "with my accent i can get so many girls." and me being the know-it-all i was said "bet you can't. your accents weird." so at recess we ran around asking girls if they liked his accent, to which they all said yes. and from then on i knew... id never be able to get rid of this idiot.
Scariest moment of your life? I had an asthma attack on a school bus, when i found out my brother and best friend hanna had killed themselves.
One word that would best describe you? i want to say funny, but idk maybe that's too boastful???
What is your favorite month in the summer? June, it's the coolest and the start of summer, it just has this feel of anticipation and excitement.
What's your favorite number? 13.
What does your name mean? It means whole or full. Complete.Universal
What does your user name mean: Dunno exactly.
What is your favorite Disney movie?Jeeze... Tangled, Toy story 1-3, Mulan, all the pixar movies, Brave, Peter Pan, The little mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Lion King, The jungle book, Treasure planet, and a lot more.
What made you smile today? .Okay uh so i called my boyfriend, who is in New York for UNI, and he answered and said "Well hello there m'lady." and it made me smile because it's like Hiccup in httyd! :)
Last rainbow you saw? HOLY CRAP! I saw a double rainbow the other day! It. Was. so. Bright. So. Vivid.
Do you want a hair cut? maybe if i get to that point again
Are you musically inclined? YES! My family is very musical... my dad's side anyway.. I sing... rather well i guess. I play Saxophone, trombone,piano and GEE-TAR! (Sorry that's an inside joke... MATT!)
Have you ever been in a fight? Many.
Anything else interesting happen to you in your life? Oh yes, but I don't want to bore you.
What is your favorite outfit? My ripped skinny jeans and my new shirt that says "silence will not save you." and converse and a beanie
A big secret you'd like to share with the world? Of course I have big secrets. Just... prove your loyalty I'll open up.
Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch? my bedsheet
What is the last thing you watched on TV? Futurama
Without looking, guess what time it is? 4:15
Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 4:38
With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? Bender laughing.
When did you last step outside? What were you doing? I was getting out of my car. Today.
Before you started this survey, what did you look at? zoidburg
What are you wearing? sweats and my fall out boy shirt.
Did you dream last night? Why yes, yes I did.
When did you last laugh? About two seconds ago.
What is on the walls of the room you are in? posters and pictures and paintings
Seen anything weird lately? Well, yeah.
What do you think of this quiz? Eh
What is the last film you saw? .I watched The new hobbit the battle of five armies :'((((((((((((((((((((
If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? I would buy a lot of stuff on amazon i dont even know.
Tell me something about you that I don't know: How many inches in a mile? What it takes to make you smile :) Okay... My middle name is a boring and dull color.
If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? I would get rid of diseases like cancer. War is bound to happen, we're human beings, it's what we do.
Do you like to dance? NOPE!
George Bush: gross.
Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? SOMETHING FROM HARRY POTTER! Lily probably or luna... or Lux! I also really adore the name Darcy. Like Mr. Darcy from pride and prejudice.
Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? SOMETHING FROM HARRY POTTER. James, Sirius, Dean, and Ron are my favorites though...
Would you ever consider living abroad? Yes! anywhere... I'll fucking go. Anything to get out of this stupid old town. (omg im so pop punk)
I am male
I am female
I am neither male or female
I am a under the age of 18
I am 18 or older
I am straight
I am gay or lesbian
I am bisexual or pansexual
I am trans
I have two or more friends
I have one friend
I have no friends
I have/had a best friend
I am close with my friend(s) (some of them)
I spend a lot of time with friends
I have a crush on a friend
I hate a friend
I wish I had fewer friends
I wish I had more friends
I am single
I am in a relationship
I am married
I am a virgin
I often date
I prefer to date extroverted people
I prefer to date people who are like me
I prefer to date people who are unlike me
I take relationships very seriously
I have high standards
I date people who are overweight
I date people who are skinny
I have depression
I have cried myself to sleep
I have anxiety
I am often lonely
I keep a lot of emotions inside
I am scared of talking to people I want to talk more to
I have an eating disorder
I have low self-esteem
I often feel I embarrass myself
I have been abused
I feel people consider me dumb or don’t take me seriously
I am quickly jealous
I feel people want me to be someone/something I’m not
I have been sexually assaulted
I have experienced discrimination/racism
I have become a better person
I have gotten out of a bad period of time
I am confident
I am looking forward to something
I have enjoyed myself over the past week
I have met a famous person
I consider myself a kindhearted person
I am currently feeling relaxed and comfortable
I appreciate the little things in life
I have nobody in my life whom I hate
I have achieved something large this year
I am part of a religion that brings me peace
I have lost a lot of weight
I have a movie/game/song which cheers me up
…get scared from watching horror movies
…play a sport
…read a lot of books
…feel shy around the opposite gender
…am a feminist
believe in love at first sight
…own an instrument
…am listening to music right now
…value romance and friendship equally
…have sneaked out of the house
…respect people’s comfort zones and personal space
…spend money on a daily basis
…want to write a book
…can ride a horse
…put my hands over my face when I’m flattered
…like the colors pink and yellow
…own an xbox
…shop at least once a week
…have a drivers license
…drink alcoholic beverages
…would like a friend of the opposite gender
get scared by unsettling imagery and screamers (who the fuck doesn’t ?)
…eat fast food at least twice a week
Likes and Dislikes
I like parties
I dislike parties
I like perfume
I dislike perfume
I like “so bad it’s good” movies
I dislike “so bad it’s good movies”
I like playing video games
I dislike playing video games
I like chocolate
I dislike chocolate
I like having a busy schedule
I dislike having a busy schedule
I like laughing at my own jokes
I dislike laughing at my own jokes
I like compliments
I dislike compliments
I like heavy metal music
I dislike heavy metal music
I like snow
I dislike snow
I like taking walks with someone
I dislike taking walks with someone
I like people who aren’t very talkative
I dislike people who aren’t very talkative
Hmmm. I feel like my bio tells you nothing about me. :/
I'm pretty laid back. I'm mello, most of the time. I seriously don't give a fuck sometimes.
Okay. Okay. (Well. I'm going to go sob.)
okay im gonna talk about joey because he's perfect. He's 6 foot one and i have to stand on my tip toes to kiss him. hes 18 and exactly a month older than me. We've known each other for ten years now. hes from Australia and godddd. Hes blond with these amazing bright blue eyes. He teeth are perfect and white. And when he smiles big enough he has dimples. we've been together almost two years now... which is insane. But he knows me better than anyone. He's a artist, a photographer, a guitarist, a baseball and soccer player, in all GT classes, a loser, and my partner in crime. so i guess you could say... im kind of in love with him.
I love to skateboard. I play piano and guitar. I'm not on the best terms with my mother. My boyfriend's name is joey. He's Australian:3. My two bestest friends ever are Hanna and Declan I have seven tattoos. I took a test and got Duantless for my fraction. I'm in Gryffindor or Slytherin. Pottermore couldn't decide. I like to sleep. I like food. I have massive crushes on Nicholas Hoult, Tom Hiddleson. (LOKI'D), Robert Downey Jr, evan peters, Matt Smith, David Tennant, Dan Howell (Danisnotonfire.), Rupert Grint, Daniel Radcliffe, Chris Hemsworth, Mark Ruffalo, Chris Evans (XD), Orlando Bloom, Elijah Wood, and even though I hate his band Harry Styles. Yeahhh.
I can be random. I can perverted. I can be flirty. I can be hateful. I cuss like a sailor. I can be VERRRRRY sarcastic. So Pm me? ;)
i want to tell you all something about me. I suffer from severe depression, anxiety attacks, and insomnia. I am suicidal 99% of the time. but I'm getting better. My dad died last thanksgiving in a car accident. My sister was hit by a drunk driver on super bowl last year . My brother, being her twin, didn't wanna go one without his fred, and he killed himself. My best friend since i was 2 has been suffering in silence, but now she's made it all known to us. She shot herself. And I'm crying as I'm writing this but i want to help you, support you, be someone to talk to. just know I'm here
- Do you usually sleep with your closet door open or closed? closed
- Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels? UM YES... doesnt everyone...?
- Have you ever ‘done it’ in a hotel room? HA. thats child's play. but yeah.
- Where is your next vacation? Philly :3
- Have you ever stolen a street sign before? Yeah actually i have.
- Who do you think reads these? no one. ever
- Do you have a calendar in your room? yes :3 it's a harry potter one
- Where are you? texas. in my room
- What’s your plan for the day? homework, makeout, deep conversation, himym, and sleep.
- Are you reading any books right now? noooo. i need a new book
- Do you ever count your steps when you walk? yeah when i need to distract myself
- Have you ever peed in the woods? yup.
- Do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing? yup
- Do you chew your pens and pencils? ugh. yes. dont hate me
- What is your “Song of the Week”? Hello my old heart by the oh hellos
- Is it okay for guys to wear pink? guys can wear whatever they want. they dont need my approval.
- Do you still watch cartoons? yes. phineas and ferb is actually the best thing ever
- Whats your favorite love movie? love actually.
- What do you drink with dinner? water usually
- What do you dip Chicken Nuggets in? depends on the place. at sonic its honey mustard at chick fila it their sauce. at mcdonalds it the sweet chili at home its honey mustard. its complicated
- What is your favorite food/cuisine? Mexican and greek..
- What movies could you watch over and over and still love? the breakfast club, shawn of the dead
- Last person you hugged/kissed? joey
- Were you ever a boy/girl scout? no. gross
- Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? sure why not?
- When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? my aunt :)
- Can you change the oil on a car? yeah thats easy. fun fact i can also hotwire a car
- Ever gotten a speeding ticket? you know, out of everything i never have.
- Run out of gas? nooope.
- Favorite kind of sandwich? grilled cheese.
- Best thing to eat for breakfast? pancakes.
- What is your usual bedtime? 2 am
- Are you lazy? VERY
- When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? Um. i dont really remember all of them
- Do you have any magazine subscriptions? nope.
- Which are better, legos or lincoln logs? legos
- Are you stubborn? yes
- Who is better…Leno or Letterman? letterman
- Ever watch soap operas? nope
- Afraid of heights? no
- Sing in the car? YES
- Dance in the shower? no knowing me, i would fall.
- Dance in the car? YESSSSS
- Ever used a gun? yep. i live in texas
- Do you think musicals are cheesy? NO I LOVE MUSICALS.
- Is Christmas stressful? no not really.
- Ever eat a pierogi? what.
- Major annoyance right now? my poster on my wall keeps flapping
- Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? i wanted to be a marine biologist so bad
- Do you believe in ghosts? i don't know
- Ever have a deja-vu feeling? YES
- Do you take a vitamin daily? NOPE.
- Wear slippers? no
- Wear a bath robe? ew
- What do you wear to bed? oversized t shirt
- Wal-Mart, Target or K-Mart? target
- Nike or Adidas? nike
- Cheetos Or Fritos? cheetos
- Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? sunflower seeds!
- Ever hear of, “gorp”? no but when i googled it trail mix came up
- Ever taken karate? nope
- Ever kissed someone of the same sex? yeah... it was a dare. not really a big deal.
- Can you curl your tongue? yep!
- Ever won a spelling bee? no way
- Ever cried because you were so happy? yes i have :)
- Own any record albums? i do!
- Own a record player? YESSS
- Regularly burn incense? I love incense.
- Ever been in love? I'm in love
- Hot tea or cold tea: hot
- Tea or coffee? tea
- Favorite kind of cookie? chocolate chip or peanut butter i cannot decide
- Can you swim well? yesss. i was on the swim team.
- Can you hold your breath w/o manually holding your nose? yess, cant everyone?
- Are you patient? it depends really
- Ever won a contest? i won a poetry contest
- Ever had plastic surgery? nooooooooooooooo
- Which are better black or green olives? black!
- Can you knit or crochet? hahahahaha... no
- Wash room or bathroom? bathroom
- Do you want to get married? yeah i think so
- Who was your High School crush? the guy im dating now
- Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? i can but i dont
- Do you have kids? no... im 18
- Do you want kids? yes. one. a girl :)
I'm skinny, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm emo, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a Negro, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm blonde, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm Jamaican, so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm Haitian, so I MUST eat cat.
I'm Asian, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm Jewish, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm gay, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a lesbian, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm Arab, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I speak my mind, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a gay rights supporter, so I MUST be going to hell.
I'm a Christian, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm religious, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm atheist, so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a religion, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm Republican, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm Democrat, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am Liberal, so I MUST be gay.
I'm Southern, so I MUST be white trash.
I take (or used to take) anti-depressants, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a guy, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm Irish, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm Indian, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm Native American, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a cheerleader, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a dancer, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a punk, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm rich, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I wear black, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a white girl, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm Cuban, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm not a virgin, so I MUST be easy.
I fell in love with a married man, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a teenage mom, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm Polish, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm Italian, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm Egyptian, so I MUST be a terrosist.
I have straight A's, so I MUST have no social life.
I dye my hair, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I dress in unusual ways, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm into theater and art, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a vegetarian, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I have a bunch of guy friends, so I MUST be screwing them all.
I'm Columbian, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I wear what I want, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm Russian, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm German, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with gay people, so I MUST be gay too.
I'm Brazilian, so I MUST have a big butt.
I'm Puerto Rican, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm Salvadorian, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm Polish, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm Hawaiian so I MUST be lazy.
I'm Peruvian, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a stoner, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a virgin, so I MUST be prude.
I'm straight edge, so I MUST be violent.
I'm a female gamer, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm black, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a girl who actually eats lunch, so I MUST be fat.
I'm single, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a skater, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a punk, so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm Asian, so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7.
I'm Christian, so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm mixed descent, so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm Muslim, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a band, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm black, so I MUST believe Jesus waz a brotha.
I'm Morman, so I MUST be perfect.
I'm white and have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm goth, so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm Hispanic, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm not like everyone else, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm overweight, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm preppy, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a dance team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm young, so I MUST be naive.
I'm Mexican, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I got a car for my birthday, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm black, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm bisexual, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a guy cheerleader, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a prep, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the sun, so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of friends, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight pants and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I'm pretty, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I have a boyfriend, so I MUST be a slut.
I support gay rights, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have artistic talent, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a big group, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a different sense of humor, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people off, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets greasy a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm defensive, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a nudist, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a former prostitute, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm Texan, so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a goth, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a crossdresser, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw anime, so I MUST be a freak.
I am a fangirl so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an only child, so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm intelligent, so I MUST be weak.
I am American, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm Welsh, so I MUST love sheep
I’m a young writer, so I MUST be emo.
I’m Canadian, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a guy, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm Canadian, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm disabled, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a feminist, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a teenager, so I MUST have a stereotype.
I wear a bug sunhat when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like blood, so I MUST be a vampire.
I'm an albino, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is a murdurer.
I'm English, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m white, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like yaoi or yuri, so I MUST be a homophobe.
I’m not the most popular person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the environment, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a fan character, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I chat, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm Pagan, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm Pagan, so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm conservative, so I MUST be against abortion.
I'm Swedish, so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a lesbian, so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like cartoons, so I MUST be irresponsible.
I like reading, so I MUST be a loner.
I have my own spiritual ideology, so I MUST be wrong or misguided.
I am Wiccan, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I disagree with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I love yaoi and yuri, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a person, so I MUST be labeled.
I don't curse, so I MUST be an outcast.
I curse, so I MUST be hateful and rude.
I'm Swedish, so I MUST be white.
I spot grammatical errors, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm gothic, so I MUST be mean
I’m strong, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I’m gay, so I MUST be after every straight guy around.
I don’t want a boyfriend so I MUST be lesbian.
I'm not Christian, so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I drink and smoke, so I MUST have no life.
I'm straight, so I MUST be a homophobe.
I am friends with a cutter, so I MUST be a cutter too.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a perfectioist so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I don't like to talk about my personal life, so I MUST be having problems.
I have asthma, so I MUST be a loser.
I am an adrenaline junkie, so I MUST be suicidal.
I have tattoos, so I MUST be a troublemaker.
I have curves, so I MUST be fat.
I wear make up, so I MUST be fake.
I say what I want, so I MUST be a bitch.
I cry sometimes, so I MUST be a drama queen.
I have guy friends, so I MUST be a slut.
I stand up for myself, so I MUST be mouthy.
I love milk, so I MUST be childish.
I love country music, so I MUST be a stupid Southern bumpkin.
I act Southern, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm a writer, so I MUST end up homeless, without a job and broke.
I'm a redneck, so I MUST not graduate high school.
I have OCD, so I MUST have Tourette's.
I'm deaf, so I MUST not be able to speak English.
so uh im a hopeless, but hoping girl who likes too many things to have time for. ANYWHALE! PM me for amazing fangirled filled times. :) also pm me for my tumblr url if youre cool