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Ilk by sparklyhowitzer reviews
After the battle on Earth, Loki returns home a prisoner. However, when another threatens Odin's realm, it is he who must save Asgard. Badly injured, Loki seeks the aid of the Avengers, while someone else will have the heart of the would-be King. Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day and other poignant idioms. IRONFROST. Loki whump.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 129,464 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
Drown by Ordis reviews
Three months after Operation Avengers all is well. Or is it? When Steve and Tony hack into SHIELD to find missing weapons shipments they find more than they bargained for in the form of a prisoner who should, by rights, have been sent to Asgard long ago.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 202,193 - Reviews: 3742 - Favs: 3,225 - Follows: 3,913 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Shades of Green by Gemsir reviews
Summary: Defenseless in battle, Tony finds himself getting help from an unexpected side – too bad for him, that this help causes him so much more trouble than he could have seen coming. But it causes a lot more than that. - FrostIron - M for slash in later chapters.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 199,628 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 1,078 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
Flaunting It by DancingGrimm reviews
Five Times Sherlock Deliberately Made Other People Uncomfortable By Showing Off About His Shiny New Sex Life (And One Time That John Did It Instead)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,388 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
34 Rules and Two Addendums: Not Gay by scuttlesworth reviews
Fanfiction, you have broken me. This is Johnlock of the worst kind. I know it's pure dreck but it was soooo easy to write. Which may say more about the inside of my skull than the show. One-Shot. John jots down a disgruntled, rule-formatted internal monologue which starts off Not Gay and ends up being Very Slash. Rating for teh seks. Edit: I said one-shot, didn't I? I lied.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,157 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Alarmed by RosaPotentis reviews
Set after Scandal in Belgravia. John asks Sherlock about Mycroft's snide remarks, and it goes from there. All smut, no plot. Second chapter added by popular demand.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,053 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Eight Inches that Changed Everything by XistentialAngst reviews
This was written for the Johnlock Gift Exchange put on by johnlockchallenges on tumblr. It's a gift for splendidsparklingfire and the prompt was "breathless in an alleyway". In this story, Lestrade tells John about something he'd once discovered in Sherlock's flat during a drug bust. That little bit of knowledge changes everything. Follow my m/m romances at
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Halloween Party by XistentialAngst reviews
Sherlock and John attend a Halloween party on the trail of a vampire killer - a man who's been seducing his victims and taking all their blood. Sexy costumes, bad puns, hideous danger, frantic sex in hidden place and some Halloween-flavored fluff are all on hand to "treat" you. Boo. Follow my m/m romances at
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,928 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Complete
Given In Evidence by verityburns reviews
Coming back from the dead can be a complicated business. With a new case on the horizon, rebuilding a life is one thing... rebuilding a friendship quite another. For Sherlock and John, things may never be just the same... Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 101,640 - Reviews: 1643 - Favs: 1,756 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Electric Pink Hand Grenade by BeautifulFiction reviews
"If Sherlock's brain is a hard drive, then these attacks are an electro-magnetic pulse." Sherlock Holmes does not do anything by half, not even a migraine. It falls to John to witness one of the greatest minds he has ever known tear itself apart, and he must do his best to help Sherlock pick up the pieces. Eventual J/S
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,347 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Denial and A Step Towards Normal by CreamLemon reviews
2 stories, both sequels to "Obsession." John had sex with Sherlock, and Sherlock doesn't know what to do. John wants a relationship w/ Sherlock, and Sherlock *really* doesnt know what to do. Sherlock/John. slash, fluff, angst, lemon.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,244 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Unravelling Sherlock by Kr-NL reviews
John's curiosity is triggered by the simplest of the comments: 'Don't be alarmed... it has to do with sex', and Sherlock's quick reply 'Sex doesn't alarm me.' This fanfiction will remain true to the story, using John's blog as reference, might contain some references to the books as well.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 144,589 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Adventure of the Flatmate's Fetish by Quinn Anderson reviews
In which Sherlock finds himself in the unusual position of trying to educate John about the endless variety of fetishes that exist in the world. When that gets boring, he sets himself on a very important case: figuring out if John has any fetishes. Which, of course, he does. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,635 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Penny Drops by Voltorph reviews
John just wants to be paid more attention.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Adventure of the Consulting Woman by DancingGrimm reviews
"So the plan is, you have until Saturday night to make that," he pointed at Sherlock, "look and act convincingly like a woman, so she can go and be a damsel in distress and trap a serial murderer. Have I got that right?" A crossdressing case fic.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,652 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Adventure of the Blushing Soldier by Zoffoli reviews
While Sherlock studied the fourth victim closely – a man again, Frank McPherson – John was studying Sherlock. He'd been doing a lot of that lately – way too much. Things do not get better when he blurts out his feelings at the crime scene, in the middle of a case...
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,972 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Effects of Domesticity by scullyseviltwin reviews
"Our lives are chaos," John says. "That doesn't mean our flat should be."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,683 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Detective and the PinUp by XistentialAngst reviews
When Donovan discovers an old secret John Watson considered long buried - a ten-year old "Men of the Armed Forces" calendar which has John as a very enticing pin-up for August, it might change the way everyone sees the unassuming sidekick, even Sherlock Holmes. Rated M but the plot reasonably concludes before the smut if you prefer PG . Follow my m/m romances at
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,302 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 1,449 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
To Light Another's Path by BeautifulFiction reviews
Teaching John to observe seems to be a losing battle, but when Sherlock falls ill and submits himself to John's care, will he realise that there is more to life than the science of deduction? Meanwhile, there is a murder to solve, and John must try and convince Sherlock not to sacrifice his own health for the sake of the case. Eventual J/S hurt/comfort case fic.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 131,223 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Texts at Three in the Morning by HidingFromTheSpotlight reviews
Sherlock wants John's gun... but it isn't so he can shoot holes in the wall... NOT FOR ANYONE UNDER EIGHTEEN! It isn't porn but it is suggestive. And it's also crackish. You've been warned!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Very Unlikely by Zafona reviews
After several miraculous strokes of luck Loki somehow finds himself hiding from guards in Thor's bedroom, hoping he won't be discovered for escaping his imprisonment. His older brother wakes and though he's inclined to take Loki back to his cell, he finds himself unable and does something much more unlikely. Thor/Loki Steve/Tony SLASH. You've been warned. Please Read and Review.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,611 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - [Thor, Loki] [Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
Unforeseen Attraction by Lemonzest023 reviews
Loki takes pleasure in annoying Tony Stark whenever he can. Things change suddenly, however, when he realizes he needs the man's help after a traumatic event leaves him desperate. Takes place in the months following The Avengers. FrostIron
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,314 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
To Where You Are by Witch Nova reviews
John is struggling to deal with Sherlock's death but mysterious messages call him to Ireland and he follows the trail to find something he never expected.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,671 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Required Patience by toggledog reviews
Following the events of The Avengers, Loki is placed into Thor's care. *COMPLETE*
Thor - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,203 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Loki, Thor
Unforeseen Distraction by inatrice reviews
Sherlock doesn't like being in his own head, and without a case what else is there to concentrate on?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,867 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Web of Words by Albireo reviews
Loki is taken prisoner by the Avengers, and Tony can't help it - he starts to kinda like the guy. Frostiron, eventually. I will go down with this ship.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,060 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 1,257 - Follows: 981 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
The Linguistic Propensities of Sherlock Holmes by dcfg21 reviews
or How John Learned to Love the Oxford Dictionary . John is turned on by the sound of Sherlock's voice and his penchant for large words. Sherlock finds out.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Study in Green by Paimpont reviews
John's girlfriend spends the night, and Sherlock decides that it's time to do something about it. Jealous!Sherlock, S/J slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
What Meets the Eye by worldaccordingtofangirls reviews
Amnesia is just another case to solve. In fact, it's a challenge that Sherlock could even enjoy. It's easy, really; he can deduce it all. The tottering old lady is his housekeeper. The man with the silver hair, his boss. The worried girl..infatuated. And as for John Watson? His husband. Obviously.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,429 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 98 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Seduction of Dr John Watson by XistentialAngst reviews
John convinces Sherlock that if he doesn't stop interfering with his sex life, he will move out. Sherlock is afraid that if John dates women he will marry and leave him. He can't allow that so he decides to fight - with a little help from Irene Alder. NOTE: I'm now writing m/m romance as Eli Easton.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 20,193 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Use Your Imagination by thisisforyou reviews
"John. Why are you looking at a picture that's clearly intended to be me mid-coitus?" Smutty Johnlock oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,741 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Midgardian Smut by LulaMadison reviews
Loki discovers slash fic on the internet. Naturally, he uses it to annoy Thor, Tony, and Steve. Pairings: Thor/Loki and Tony/Steve. Warnings: Naughty words & naughtier situations.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,581 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 177 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Operation: Seduce Loki by LulaMadison reviews
Thor's birthday present to his brother leads to a wager between The Avengers to see who can get Loki into bed first.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,345 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 77 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Loki, Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Control, Alt, Delete by Mirith Griffin reviews
If you could delete everything except what was really important, would you? Sherlock and John explore the question and each other. Rated M for Men Going at It and crazy amounts of angst. Inspired by season one.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 83,739 - Reviews: 1604 - Favs: 1,484 - Follows: 820 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Orchard by DancingGrimm reviews
When a case takes Sherlock to a famous brothel, things don't go to plan, and he unexpectedly meets somebody rather interesting. AU
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,340 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Come to the Edge by AGirloftheSouth reviews
Three years later Sherlock returns to only to find everything is different, especially John. Perhaps the only way to repair their friendship is to turn it into something more. Eventual Sherlock/John. Spoilers for series 1 and 2.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,071 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Upon Further Inspection by tsukinoblossom reviews
John finally learns what it's like to be under the sharp gaze of Sherlock's pocket magnifier.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Art Of Sexting by immaculately-flawed reviews
Harry steals John's phone over dinner and starts texting obscene things to Sherlock. What happens when John goes home? Sherlock/John. Rated M for language and slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sofa King by Jessica R Vance reviews
"He'd been sitting on the sofa, minding his own business, when the consulting detective flopped down across him, adopting his customary 'thinking pose.'" Rated M for sexytimes.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/6/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Libel by Jessica R Vance reviews
"He released him and thought, idly, somewhere in the back of his mind where rational thought was still possible, that this was going exactly the way he thought it would." Rated M for being a complete lemon.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
So Much For This Battle by Anonymous Plume reviews
Unbeknownst to John, he kind of just broke Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,062 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sherlock's Man of Endless Mystery by Asterie-Smiles reviews
When Sherlock hears that "love is an endless mystery", he concludes that falling in love would mean he'll never be bored again, and begins an internet dating mission. John follows from date to date, hoping he'll see that his ideal man is closer to home.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,762 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Late Night with Sherlock by Besina reviews
Something's been occupying Sherlock's mind lately, and for once, he's not enjoying his single-mindedness. PWP, sleepy!John, bad!Sherlock. Part 1 of the "Late Night with Sherlock" series.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/21/2012 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
A Puff of Smoke by Lady Heliotrope reviews
All he wanted was a cigarette after the nightmare. Post return. Fluffy and angsty. Oneshot. Established relationship.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,369 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Dictations To A Kiss by some kind of harmony reviews
In which Sherlock makes use of Irene's services. So to speak. John/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Last Drop by Phyona reviews
Sherlock and John decide to fend off boredom with a night of heavy drinking.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,060 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Not Gay by Luna the Unicorn reviews
Sherlock and John end up spending a night together in a hotel room "for a case". strong NC-17.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Protection by LulaMadison reviews
Loki, Tony Stark, Thor, Avengers H/C fic. Written for this prompt: "Loki is badly injured maybe saving Tony? and he & Tony are trapped together. Would prefer if Loki was on a temporary truce with the Avengers against whatever they're fighting."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 102 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Never Mind The Gap by some kind of harmony reviews
He should have kissed Sherlock Holmes ages ago. John/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,167 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/3/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Reboot by gwenweybourne reviews
Sequel to "Intolerable. Ludicrous. Incredible." Sherlock's sexual awakening gives John more than he bargains for. Cuddles, fluff, traumatizing Mrs. Hudson and Sally Donovan. Pre-Reichenbach.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,479 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Obsession by CreamLemon reviews
John Watson is obsessed with his best friend. How deep does it run, and will he ever admit that he might be just a little bit gay? COMPLETE.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,635 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Mittens by LulaMadison reviews
The Avengers haven't seen Loki for a while. When they eventually track him down they find out he has adopted a pet kitten and has been spending all of his time playing with it. Thor mistakenly thinks he is an uncle again…
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 145 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
In the interests of full disclosure by duchessofdisaster reviews
Alaric and Damon have to come clean to Elena, before she gets any more attached. Present for SummerFairy.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,458 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Alaric S., Damon S. - Complete
You'll Have To Do Better Than That by Gatergirl79 reviews
ONESHOT - Just what will Sherlock do for a cigarette? Warning: Spoiler for Hound of the Baskervilles. Slash - don't like, don't read
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Speedball by Coragyps reviews
Even after all this time, Sherlock still doesn't want John to know. Est. relationship: warning, discussion of drug abuse.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,452 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Intolerable Ludicrous Incredible by gwenweybourne reviews
Sherlock must resolve an intolerable situation. John is driving him to distraction, the Work is suffering, and there is only one solution to be had. Some minor SiB spoilers.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,961 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 63 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Dangerous Assumptions by Coragyps reviews
Sherlock attempts to discover what he wants and needs from John. Also, keep them both from getting killed. And also cover up a murder ...
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,867 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 6/28/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Teach Me by sherlockandjohnwatson reviews
Sherlock's never dated or been in a relationship and is suddenly showing interest in a young woman he met at a party. Naturally, he goes to John for very personal, intimate, 'hands on' advice. Most likely a one shot. John/Sherlock. Rated M for the ending.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,258 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/30/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Baby It's Cold Outside by Sherlockian reviews
It's Christmas Eve and Sherlock has John join him on an investigation in the countryside. John never thought they'd get snowed in. Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,877 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/25/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Filthy Secret by lies-d reviews
Thor gets falling-down drunk and pulls his brother into bed - an encounter which, if discovered, could ruin both of their lives.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,206 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 60 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Just Pretend by RemyDico5 reviews
Sherlock and John decide to fake a sexual encounter so everyone will stop asking if they're together. One shot.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,363 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Study in Ginger by punifa reviews
Filled for this meme: Sherlock needs to become ginger for a case, and enlists John to help dye his hair. John finds out that it's the one thing that makes Sherlock go pliant.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,766 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Piss Off by Dark Caustic reviews
John and Sherlock's relationship is just budding, but Sally Donovan is determined to get inside John's head. Oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Slight Misunderstanding by Coragyps reviews
In which I, John Watson, manage to accidentally convince my flatmate I'm in love with him.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,392 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Shocking by CelebratoryPenguin reviews
Follows Season One finale, "The Great Game." John is shocked by what happens after Sherlock pulls the trigger, but that's nothing compared to the shock he experiences when they get home. Slash. Chapter 3 takes place immediately after Chapter 2.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,209 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Doctor, Doctor Give Me the News by wellgoshsh reviews
And the worst part, the absolutely irrevocably undeniably worst part, its working. Sequel to A Medical Concern.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,438 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Medical Concern by wellgoshsh reviews
Sherlock wants to have his prostate checked... and well John is a doctor after all.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Re: Inter Office Gossip by Handful of Silence reviews
Lestrade and Donovan make a bet regarding Sherlock and John. It doesn't take long for the majority of the Yard to get involved. S/J
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 1,431 - Follows: 135 - Published: 7/17/2011 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
Sherlock's Bane by toggledog reviews
While investigating a case, Sherlock is sexually harassed by the new DI, who also happens to be John's friend. At first to everyone but Sherlock it is seen as harmless flirting, but then it starts getting more obscene... WARNINGS: RAPE,VIOLENCE
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,104 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Opening Gambit by AGirloftheSouth reviews
After a case, John and Sherlock discover something that they didn't expect. Rated M. Is set before my story They're Only Echoes and has ties to that story, but both can be read alone.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,309 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
All That Glitters by Atlin Merrick reviews
So. John and Sherlock. Sherlock and John. Getting together. Romantically. How'd it all start, anyway? Well, essentially it was Gary Glitter's fault, and you can take that to the bank.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,326 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Never Tell A Girl You Like Her by too-much-like-Luna reviews
Sherlock attempts to woo John in his own special way. Or, Sherlock watches A Very Potter Musical and is inspired by Draco's rolling. John/Sherlock, despite the title.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Auto Incorrect by AristaHolmes reviews
Sherlock knows where the keys on his phone are, and he doesn't need to proof read his texts which leads to some interesting messages for John Watson. Can be seen as Slash. Inspired by "Waiters are Traitors" Iphone crack fic "Texts From Last Night".
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Road Less Traveled by verityburns reviews
Sherlock realises that John's dating habits involve an unacceptable level of risk... what if he meets an unusually tolerant woman and ends up getting married? Slash / Romance / Angst / Humour ... Now with added Christmas!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,886 - Reviews: 1523 - Favs: 2,957 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Study in Pink in Quicktime by SunnyRea reviews
Pardoy of the episode in script form! Kind of like the 15 minute form.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Chatroulette by ToniPrufrock reviews
Sherlock is in one of his bored phases. John decides that the best way to get him out of it is to follow Harry's advice and try out chatroulette. It soon takes the flatmates unexpected places... Slash warning
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,638 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/21/2010 - John W., Sherlock H.
Not Paranoid by thelittlebluepencil reviews
Sherlock has a perfectly good excuse to interrupt John's shower.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Money's Worth by RosieG reviews
Written for a prompt on the Sherlock BBC Kink Meme. Sherlock and John discover an amusing quiz on-line. Just how much IS John Watson worth in bed?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Nice Weather for Ducks by shewhoguards reviews
Nuclear reactors, human toys -- it was all just playing," she said. "Of course, they didn't need human help for this. That's like believing they needed to ask permission."
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/8/2010 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale
100 Things Crowley Would Do Before the World Ended by shewhoguards reviews
Other people plan 100 things to do before they die. Crowley planned 100 things before EVERYBODY died.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,286 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete