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Sonic the Hedgehog: Defender of America by AmericaverseWarlord reviews
God forgives... but Sonic the Hedgehog doesn't! Aided only by his electric-guitar and titanic strength, Sonic clashes head-on in a fury of blood and burning rubber in his struggle against the wicked forces of Communism. Does this patriotic warlord have what it takes to prevent the Ameripocalypse, or will his star-spangled rage consume his soul?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 84 - Words: 141,504 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 5/20/2015 - [Sonic, Shadow] [Black Doom, Metal Madness/Metal Overlord] - Complete
Things That Might Have Happened by pinfeather reviews
A look at the many missed possibilities of the Twilight Saga. What if Bella spent more time with her human friends? What do vampires like the Cullens do with all of their free time? What if the people of Forks aren't as oblivious as they seem? What kinds of things does Edward keep in his backpack? What's the average rainfall of the Amazon basin?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 12,819 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 12/7/2014
Bernie Magica by mischievousgoblin2012 reviews
He has a loving family and best friends, laughs and cries from time to time… Bernie Sanders, an eighth grader of USA middle school, is one of those who lives such a life. One day, he had a very capitalistic encounter. He doesn't know if it happened by chance or by fate yet. This is a fateful encounter that can change his destiny- This is the beginning of the election.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,178 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 9/29/2015 - Kyubey - Complete
SpongeBob SquarePants in The Tidal Zone by TomSurfing reviews
SpongeBob SquarePants and his fellow sea creatures enter The Tidal Zone, a mysterious underwater dimension full of paranormal phenomena. This anthology series is inspired by The Twilight Zone and consists of 200 short stories containing dark comedy, fantasy, science fiction, and horror, and often concluding with shocking twist endings.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 83 - Words: 459,956 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/29 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Complete
Grime, Whiskers, and a Benevolent Temperament by supposed ineffable passions
The Rover (2014) one-shot. FLUFF. Rey x OC. Short but tender.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2015 - Complete
Cas Bakes Dean a Pie by pleasedonttalktome reviews
Dean is watching a show about pies. Little does he know Cas baked him one?
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 1,522 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/11/2015 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Dean and Castile: The Shipping Mission by FoxMasterson reviews
I am not the best supernatural fan as I have only seen one ep. But I do notice a big fandom of the duo of Castile and Dean, actually it is the most popular also to make them ship. So I made one in hope that some fan of supernatural will come andread my best new stories from my own original series that is also a Star Fox thing. This is a half joke really, just for fun. DESTIEL FOREV
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2015 - [Dean W., Castiel] Samuel C. - Complete
The Novel by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
George Costanza wants to tell everyone about the new novel he had just finished writing. And somehow, Kramer manages to flush a vhs tape down the toilet.
Seinfeld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Complete
Katniss Pees Herself by 951159 reviews
Katniss Everdeen pees herself.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Katniss E., Prim E.
Love is a Strange Drug by Melody Python-Veria reviews
AU. Walt is back living in Albuquerque, alone now, with nothing left but his house and his money. Desperate to reconnect, he seeks out Jesse, regardless of how idiotic that may sound. Rated M for strong language and explicit content.
Breaking Bad - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,356 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 10/16/2013 - [Walter W., Jesse P.]
Nasty Ideas by Whackadoo reviews
After the shower scene in the recent promo, a few of us got inspired with one shots. After much encouragement, I wrote this. This is my first foray into this *ahem* type of material, so reviews are greatly welcomed, be nice! This is how I envision Dean taking down Abbadon. Enjoy!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2014 - [Abbadon, Dean W.] - Complete
Ecripps by Miss Sheenie reviews
The Cullens are dismayed when they realize Edward has chosen a human named Bella as his mate. What they don't know is the reality is much, much worse: Edward has chosen a werewolf named Jacob.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Edward, Jacob
A Show About Nonsense by The Northern Mist reviews
There seems to be something wrong with the fabric of reality, but George is too worried about his hair Or lack thereof. to notice.
Seinfeld - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/23/2011
Wanksicle by prettyflour reviews
An entry for SPANKING THE MONKEY CONTEST! A mind-reading prude, a human horny for popsicles and a irritated empath. A lesson in release. AU/parody/NO Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,630 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Edward, Bella
Sex Machine by SoapyMayhem reviews
O/S - In the year 2029, bio-mechanical engineer, Bella Swan, has created the perfect machine for Whitlock Robotics. Masen can be anyone or anything you desire... but who does Bella want her Masen to be? B/E M for Lemons/Language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,623 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 239 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Bella - Complete
Make Me Sweat by TheUnderStudy reviews
I was supposed to be giving her a workout, but thoughts of her thick body under mine were giving me some awesome solo sessions. - ENTRY FOR SPANKING THE MONKEY! CONTEST
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Midnight Sin by RottenLemonz reviews
O/S - *My entry for the Spank The Monkey Contest* If that doesn't tell you what you're about to read... This is my "What if" continuation of the leg hitch/bed scene from the Eclipse book - from Edward's POV as in Midnight Sun. Rated M for wankage.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,991 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dexter: The French Connection by ShakespeareHemmingway reviews
Dexter goes to Paris! What awaits him there?
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Complete
Sassy Gay Friend by cheriepie89 reviews
This is Bella Swan, from the Twilight Series. She is about to jump off a cliff. This could have been avoided if she had a Sassy Gay Friend. crack!fic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Midnight Refreshment by Edward'sLittleTemptress reviews
One night while the family is hunting,a highly frustrated Bella stops by the kitchen for a midnight refreshment to quench her thirst. Little does she know that another one of her cravings is about to get taken care of as well.1shot.Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,680 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Bella's Naughty Idea by marjojo02 reviews
Bella: "It occurred to me that there was another way for you to taste my blood, without dying, and without needles. And I think I might like it too..." Rated M, adult readers only. Period stuff ends after chapter 4 and it gets even better!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,255 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Right Place, Wrong Time by pervofangirl reviews
Edward Cullen is a new superstar celeb all the girls are obsessed with. One fan finds the perfect opportunity to act out her fantasies with him, but finds herself in the right place...at the wrong time. WARNING: very graphic lemony goodness
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,341 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Edward, Rosalie
Bathroom Necessities by denofsin reviews
One-Shot. Edward takes care of buisness after chapter 20 of Eclipse. Rated M for Fapward. Canon, In Character because canonward totally masturbates like a fiend, don't deny it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Cave by TheSpoiltOne reviews
Alice stumbles into a cave with her rescuer, afterward s some interesting circumstances come out of it. OOC, AxE, Lemon *Written for Jayeliwood's baby shower*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,750 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Alice, Edward - Complete
Your Turn by The Only Pancake reviews
The Cullen kids are stuck at home on a sunny day. When Jasper is away, Edward and Alice decide to play. Come see chess done the vampire way. -- A lemony fic written for voldemortperfumes. A/E, clearly. You know you want to read it!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,594 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Alice, Edward - Complete