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Author has written 9 stories for Twilight.

i'll probably eventually continue my multi-chapter uncompleted story,
i just don't have much of a mood to write Twilight anything anymore.

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Things That Might Have Happened by pinfeather reviews
A look at the many missed possibilities of the Twilight Saga. What if Bella spent more time with her human friends? What do vampires like the Cullens do with all of their free time? What if the people of Forks aren't as oblivious as they seem? What kinds of things does Edward keep in his backpack? What's the average rainfall of the Amazon basin?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,131 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 12/7/2014
Anyone Else But You by iambeagle reviews
Bella's clueless when it comes to men, especially her friend's boyfriend.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,875 - Reviews: 1872 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 1,930 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 3/7 - Bella, Edward
SpongeBob SquarePants in The Twilight Zone by TomSurfing reviews
"SpongeBob SquarePants is traveling through another dimension, a paranormal dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. He's journeying into a wondrous land of imagination. His next stop is The Twilight Zone!"
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 75 - Words: 423,804 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Complete
There's a Word for It by eiluned price reviews
I hadn't liked 17-year-old boys even when I was 17. So what is it about Edward Cullen that's so compelling? Whatever it is, I can't afford to find out.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,303 - Reviews: 1319 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 1,180 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Bella, Edward
Lucid by stellagibbons reviews
Post 2x03. Stella has been dreaming about Paul and now he knows.
Fall - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2014 - Stella G., Paul S. - Complete
The Opposite Effect by staceleo reviews
Bella Swan didn't believe that opposites attract, until Edward Cullen and his awful hair came into her orbit. A comedy about finding love in the most unlikely of places.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,848 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Novel by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
George Costanza wants to tell everyone about the new novel he had just finished writing. And somehow, Kramer manages to flush a vhs tape down the toilet.
Seinfeld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Complete
All of Us Are Drawn by Lust by Ana Graves reviews
She is not a little, lost creature anymore. And he likes it.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2014 - [Sansa S., Petyr B.] - Complete
Moonlight in the Garden of the Vale by huzzah-frib reviews
Petyr Baelish cannot stop thinking of Sansa Stark. Thankfully one night she finds him alone in the gardens, and her feelings are not so different from his.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,164 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 7/15/2014 - Sansa S., Petyr B.
Katniss Pees Herself by 951159 reviews
Katniss Everdeen pees herself.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Katniss E., Prim E.
Under My Nose by gabby1017 reviews
Edward Cullen turns thirty in six months and wants to leave the dating scene to find his "Miss Right". Leaving his restaurant behind, he drives a carriage in the French Quarter of New Orleans searching for true love. Who is it? And will he know, when he finds her? Or will she be right under his nose?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 182,588 - Reviews: 1853 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper - Complete
God Can't hear you by Roverandout reviews
Forced to take an angry man to his brother, Rey struggles with faith and desire. In the unforgiving Australian outback he will find something he didn't know he was looking for
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2014
Nightingale's Reckoning by Emochan reviews
Edward, a nomadic vampire, is out one night when he smells the most delectable blood he has ever known. When he finds the source, he discovers a broken, bleeding girl who doesn't look at him with fright in her eyes, but acceptance. This is a story of darkness, revenge, and forgiveness where it's least expected. ExB. AU. Darkward. Rated M for later chapters. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 32 - Words: 98,148 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Possibilities by eternallyedward reviews
Bella returns to Forks to start over after her life falls apart. Will her gorgeous neighbors help her to see the many possibilities the future holds? **First Place, Judges Scores Winner in the More is More Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,315 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Bella, Edward, Carlisle
Love is a Strange Drug by Melody Python-Veria reviews
AU. Walt is back living in Albuquerque, alone now, with nothing left but his house and his money. Desperate to reconnect, he seeks out Jesse, regardless of how idiotic that may sound. Rated M for strong language and explicit content.
Breaking Bad - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,356 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 10/16/2013 - [Walter W., Jesse P.]
Nasty Ideas by Whackadoo reviews
After the shower scene in the recent promo, a few of us got inspired with one shots. After much encouragement, I wrote this. This is my first foray into this *ahem* type of material, so reviews are greatly welcomed, be nice! This is how I envision Dean taking down Abbadon. Enjoy!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2014 - [Abbadon, Dean W.] - Complete
A Diphallic Dream Come True by The3V's reviews
Edward thought his diphallia made him a freak and an outcast, until he met the beautiful brunette of his wet dreams via an unexpected career choice.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,352 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Charlie Swan: Vampire Hunter by Yorik reviews
Charlie's whole life has been leading up to this. An experiment halfway between prose and free verse. Based on the prompt: "Imagine if Twilight was about Charlie Swan, finding out that his best friend is a werewolf, and that the town doctor he's trusted for years is a vampire? And then he helps them stop the vampires that are murdering everyone?"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Charlie S.
When You Least Expect It by Kare831 reviews
A broken man hires a broken single mother as his personal chef. As time wears on, she becomes so much more. A tale of what happens when you least expect it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 46 - Words: 206,967 - Reviews: 3216 - Favs: 2,035 - Follows: 2,190 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rekindle the Fire Within by isnoggedmalfoy reviews
A recent tragedy forced Bella to move away from Forks, hoping to find true happiness again. What she finds, is Edward Cullen, a powerful attorney who always gets what he wants. A recent mix up of their Kindles changes their lives. AU/AH & yummy lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,409 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Bella, Edward
Into the Dark by Dark and Twisted Contest reviews
She is bleak and somber, he is bright and carefree. Can they find a path toward clarity and a future together, or will they follow each other into the dark?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,361 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Complete
The Chains That Bind Us by Hank's Lady reviews
3RD PLACE IN THE 'TOP 10 FAVOURITE FICS' COMPLETED IN JULY 2013 ON TWIFANFICTIONRECS. GOLD NON CANON AWARD FOR BEST JACOB/EDWARD PAIRING. Edward is a movie-star, born into a life of fame and fortune, but always wishing for something else. Girlfriend Bella publicly humiliates him and he looks for something better, that deep down he always wanted.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 123,674 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Show Me Something More by karenec reviews
For ten years, Edward Cullen has had a secret desire. Isabella Swan is in the business of making fantasies come true. Together, they'll discover more than they ever expected. AH. 1st place winner of Public Vote and Judges' Choice in the LDA Anonymous Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,449 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dark Paradise by darkNnerdy reviews
He's cruel, unfeeling, and a monster. She wants to know why, and all he wants is her. Written for PandorasFF.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,786 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Ripper by HeartOfDarkess reviews
Edward, a nomad vampire, alone for more than three centuries, comes upon his next prey in the form of talk back radio psychologist, Bella Swan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 34 - Words: 110,123 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fringe Benefits by chocaholic123 reviews
In the hot, humid Virginia summer, Bella juggles real life responsibilities with babysitting in an effort to prepare financially for college. Enter Edward Cullen: sexy, older and very married, with a body that Bella simply can't ignore. Suddenly, the weather isn't the only thing that is sweltering on the fringe of Bella's life. My Entry for the Taste of the Forbidden 2 contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,702 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 429 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Bella, Edward
Isabella by Apurva
She picks. She charms. She chases. She kills. Rated M and I think you should already know why.
Crossover - Twilight & Dexter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,610 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Bella, Dexter M. - Complete
Just Say Yes by lellabeth reviews
Bella and Edward have never fit anywhere - except with each other. Shyward; Plus-size Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,724 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Moon over Rio by dantemalfoy reviews
Edward/Jacob slash, mature content. Summary: Edward spends a most pleasurable honeymoon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,977 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 2,059 - Follows: 1,936 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Breaking Vegitarianism by Prudish and Sensible reviews
Celibacy before marriage has a few loopholes. There's more than one way for a human to bleed and Edward plans on testing his limits. Smut/Lemon PWP oral
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Dark Meadow by DarkTwilight129 reviews
ON HOLD. Set in NM. Bella encounters something evil and dark in the meadow. Will Edward save her from Victoria? Edward's dark past has come to haunt him, . . . is he who -OR WHAT- Bella thinks he is? And Does Bella realize that there is more to the Swan Family than she knows? And how is Edward's parents involved? What if Edward was never human? OOC. AU. REVIEW.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,122 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Bella, Edward
you bring the ice by Winterfell.Cullen reviews
Bella Swann, heiress to old family of the Swanns of the Stormlands, is to marry Jacob Stark, heir of Winterfell. But things do not always happen the way they're supposed to. Snow falls, a girl dreams, and the wolves howl.
Crossover - Twilight & Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,641 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Bella - Complete
The Purple Banana Hammock by TheFicChick reviews
Like most women, I always found Speedos to be equal parts hilarious and horrifying. That all changed the day I saw Edward Cullen wearing one.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 52,150 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 2,649 - Follows: 1,001 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cas Bakes Dean a Pie by pleasedonttalktome reviews
Dean is watching a show about pies. Little does he know Cas baked him one?
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 1,490 - Follows: 144 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Through the Kitchen Window by TheFicChick reviews
"From very early on, I worried that the biggest thing in my youngest son's life would be the girl he could never escape. I thought it would be horrible for his story to be so ensnared with someone else's, such a tangled ball of yarn that it couldn't be unknotted. Bright, colorful, beautiful to be sure, but so hopelessly snarled in and around itself that it would never be freed."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,684 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 245 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
No Man's Land by bornonhalloween reviews
Working his body is my occupation; resisting it, my curse. How much longer can I keep things professional, knowing how I really want to touch him? A tale of boys and balls for Whiti Shade's birthday. Rated M for E/Em slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,294 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Sons of Cullen by irishchicka1 reviews
Synopsis: His life has always been lived for the Club. He's been raised in it, he embraced it and now he's risen to the station of VP in it. It's in his blood, his bike….the club…his freedom….his chaos…and that's the way he likes it. It's an outlaw's life he belongs to, a rich and sacred tradition of club first, family second and freedom third. It's all he's ever known and wan
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,554 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Edward, Bella
Appreciated, but Not Required by L.A.91 reviews
A horrible loss changes Edward Cullen's life. Back at school, questions are answered and eyebrows are raised.My entry for the Mix N' Match contest 2012.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,822 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Oh crap, I'm pregnant by child-of-szmanda reviews
Jesus cheated on his husband, Satan, with Nicolas Cage and is now in labour, about to give birth. Includes: MPREG, Slight Gore, M/M, crocs and Miranda Cosgrove. You have been pre-warned.
Bible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Jesus, Satan
Breaths That Intermingle by AWanderLust reviews
He had him pinned underneath his cold body, thrusting experimentally against the other man's bulge that lay hidden under the heavy fabric of his jeans. He knew they wouldn't last but that didn't bother him...Not tonight anyway. PWP
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Your Words not mine by Ruffluv reviews
Read all about it! A little summit summit get it? - to get Rob/Edward fans over this hump! in the road. If you're a Rob hoor/Twi hoor, E/B shipper, maybe even a Robsten shipper, you might appreciate it.Edward Masen is a mega star caught in a scandal. He seeks refuge at a ranch, but what else wicked this way comes...? Basically an outlet for my fantasies! Unbetad for timing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,618 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Just For Me by EtherealKiwi reviews
Edward can't play piano for some reason, does Emmett has a solution? Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan reviews
Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,029 - Reviews: 7821 - Favs: 8,703 - Follows: 3,595 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Storytime by LJ Summers reviews
Dateline: Mississippi, 1920. Carlisle and Edward saved Mary Alice from a sadistic vampire, changing her because they had no choice. What kind of relationship might develop between a Seer and a Mind-reader who are always together? Non-canon, AU, written to Squeeze My Lemon for the Dirty Cheeky Monkeys!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,597 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/18/2012 - [Edward, Alice] - Complete
Adult Book Store by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella drove past every day…curious, frustrated, repressed and longing. Secretly needing something, but too afraid to ask. Until one day, she wasn't.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,094 - Reviews: 2503 - Favs: 2,074 - Follows: 1,329 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Library by Driven To Desire Challenge reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends for years, though Bella has longed for there to be much more between them. Upon completing a late night at the library, she discovers she wasn't the only one.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Darkrooms and Safe Light by sleepyvalentina reviews
A vampire who has been dead for decades meets a young woman who hasn't yet begun to live. They could bring each other to life...if he doesn't kill her first. A FGB piece for Katinki.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,615 - Reviews: 1936 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 1,198 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Edward, Bella
Cyberspace Celibacy by irishchicka1 reviews
Bella's response to the Witch-hunt of MA fics. Edward's outrage.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Bella, Edward
The Biology Project by solostintwilight reviews
Edward's an addict resisting treatment, Bella's a girl who just wants a boyfriend already. What happens when they get paired up for a Biology Project? Bio Lab could get interesting...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 70 - Words: 211,412 - Reviews: 12687 - Favs: 4,036 - Follows: 3,323 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ecripps by Miss Sheenie reviews
The Cullens are dismayed when they realize Edward has chosen a human named Bella as his mate. What they don't know is the reality is much, much worse: Edward has chosen a werewolf named Jacob.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Edward, Jacob
Unsupervised by Emmettlover01 reviews
Edward and Alice and a Shower nough said
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Edward, Alice - Complete
Square Pegs by BookwormBaby2580 reviews
Three years after Edward chafes at Carlisle's restrictions and leaves him, Carlisle stumbles across his scent in an alley in New York City. Slash, AU, C/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,504 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Aberration by shoefreak37 reviews
Distortion, deviation, wandering. For centuries, Carlisle held fast to the plan he was sure had been laid out for him by a force much more divine than himself. After he takes Edward for a companion, the direction of his path becomes skewed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,108 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Silk & Satin by sadtomato reviews
Edward's afraid to reveal his love of lingerie to his new boyfriend, but he's forced to confront the truth when Carlisle finds his panty drawer. Will Carlisle be into it or will he GTFO? Slash. Lemons. Panties.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,169 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
A Show About Nonsense by The Northern Mist reviews
There seems to be something wrong with the fabric of reality, but George is too worried about his hair Or lack thereof. to notice.
Seinfeld - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/23/2011
Imprinting on Edward Cullen by I-Love-Yuki15 reviews
Jacob imprints on Edward, and Edward rejects Jacob but what happens when can't reject him any longer? Slash, don't like, don't read.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,191 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Jerking the Circle by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Per tradition, the Cullen men take Jake and his friends out hunting on the eve of his wedding. The stakes of the hunt are more than Jake bargained for. Future fic. Slight AU. Written for Kink Fest. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Complete
He Who Dares, Watches by Fr333bird reviews
It starts with a dare on the bus but Edward's reaction to Jasper shocks him and results in a journey of self-discovery. AH, high school fic. Explicit adult content - lots of it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,130 - Reviews: 2026 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Passion Flower by SqueakyZorro reviews
For the TwiKinkFest. Prompt: Aro has been trying to seduce Carlisle since he arrived in Volterra, yet Carlisle continues to resist, as Aro is mated. Aro eventually resorts to placing a plant in his room, its pollen rumored to incite uncontrollable lust.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,863 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Carlisle, Aro - Complete
The Cliffs by HidingBehindASockPuppet reviews
Written for the TwiKinkFest. Tentacle porn. Need I say more?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Jacob - Complete
Wanksicle by prettyflour reviews
An entry for SPANKING THE MONKEY CONTEST! A mind-reading prude, a human horny for popsicles and a irritated empath. A lesson in release. AU/parody/NO Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,630 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Edward, Bella
Sex Machine by SoapyMayhem reviews
O/S - In the year 2029, bio-mechanical engineer, Bella Swan, has created the perfect machine for Whitlock Robotics. Masen can be anyone or anything you desire... but who does Bella want her Masen to be? B/E M for Lemons/Language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,623 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 231 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Bella - Complete
My Girl by sambeam reviews
Alice and Edward try something new, with excellent results. OOC/AU. E/A. Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 76 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Alice, Edward
Where You Belong by sadtomato reviews
Carlisle's new boyfriend is young, sweet, and sexy-but he's also incredibly shy. Can Carlisle draw him out of his shell? M for lemons and "Daddy" stuff-you've been warned. An entry for the Pimp My Bunnies contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,321 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Memories of You by mostly a lurker reviews
On an ordinary day, she knows what he's going to do before he does it and he can see her every thought. But now that he's returning home after months in isolation, today is no ordinary day. What happens when she decides to keep a secret? NON-CANON PAIRING
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Alice, Edward - Complete
Night Time at the Cullen House by MsXYZ reviews
What happens when Edward sits alone at night whilst his family have 'fun' just meters away. Carlisle/Esme, Jasper/Alice, Emmett/Rosalie, Edward/Alice, Edward/Alice/Jasper
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,513 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Alice, Edward
Make Me Sweat by TheUnderStudy reviews
I was supposed to be giving her a workout, but thoughts of her thick body under mine were giving me some awesome solo sessions. - ENTRY FOR SPANKING THE MONKEY! CONTEST
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Midnight Sin by RottenLemonz reviews
O/S - *My entry for the Spank The Monkey Contest* If that doesn't tell you what you're about to read... This is my "What if" continuation of the leg hitch/bed scene from the Eclipse book - from Edward's POV as in Midnight Sun. Rated M for wankage.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,991 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Secret Diary of a Man Whore by Nina Windia reviews
Edward is a high class prostitute walking the walk on the streets on Toe Nail Clippery. Chief Charlie Swan is the man in charge of taking the prostitution ring down. Could their chance encounter end in... love?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,644 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Edward, Charlie S.
Our Lives Unbound by theladyingrey42 reviews
My mind is trapped in circles, my loneliness pressing in. Unable to speak, I reach for her spark. In her eyes, I find my partner. In her command, I find my freedom. Together, we open our lives to something more. AU/AH, D/s, male sub.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 159,844 - Reviews: 6368 - Favs: 2,891 - Follows: 1,873 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Confessions of a Serial Killer by SoapyMayhem reviews
HIATUS Edward is a hematologist by day and a serial killer by night. Sensing his dark tendencies at an early age, Carlisle molds Edward into a weapon for justice. Bella, a recovering alcoholic, wants to get to know the real Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,499 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Edward, Bella
Mercy by Marora18 reviews
She reached for my boxers then and I sighed in frustration. "Yes, darling, watch and suffer, watch and suffer," she repeated it like a song, looking straight at Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Edward, Victoria - Complete
Eric Yorkie, The Van Helsing of Forks by duskwatcher2153 reviews
"My name is Eric Yorkie and I possess knowledge that will change the world as we know it: Edward Cullen is a VAMPIRE!" This is Eric's POV of the events of Book 1 and remarkably, it stays within canon. A humorous look at Twilight from the eyes of Forks' most lovable geek.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,433 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Eric, Rosalie - Complete
Surprises aren't always bad by Hunting for Jasper reviews
Alice surprises Edward when he leaves Bella. one-shot. R & R rated for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Alice, Edward - Complete
Our Endless Numbered Days by Miss Elle Winchester reviews
When Jacob imprints on Edward, he thinks his world is coming to an end but could Edward be the best thing that could ever happen to him? Can Jacob teach Edward to love again when Bella moves away or is this love doomed from the start? SLASH Edward/Jacob
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,861 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Edward, Jacob
The Fantasy Chronicles: Eclipse by freevents reviews
A series of AU Two Shots of Edward and Bella's fantasies.Suggestions taken. SM owns all. First up, FemDom.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,495 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Edward, Bella
Dexter: The French Connection by ShakespeareHemmingway reviews
Dexter goes to Paris! What awaits him there?
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Complete
Sassy Gay Friend by cheriepie89 reviews
This is Bella Swan, from the Twilight Series. She is about to jump off a cliff. This could have been avoided if she had a Sassy Gay Friend. crack!fic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
The Virgin Millionaire by TG81 reviews
Edward Cullen, successful and handsome and a virgin. What happens when he goes to a matchmaker to find a spouse? My contest entry for the AwkWard contest. Rated M for awkward dry humping.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 126 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Edward, Bella
Accidental Threesome by punkfarie reviews
Sex is just...awkward. One Shot written for the AwkWard Contest.**Third Place Peoples' Choice Winner**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,658 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Psychic & the Mind Reader by JenRar reviews
When Alice has a vision of herself with Edward...together, how will the future play out with our favorite psychic and mind-reading vampires? A/E & R/Em. No Bella or Jasper in this story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,304 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - [Alice, Edward] - Complete
Midnight Refreshment by Edward'sLittleTemptress reviews
One night while the family is hunting,a highly frustrated Bella stops by the kitchen for a midnight refreshment to quench her thirst. Little does she know that another one of her cravings is about to get taken care of as well.1shot.Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,680 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Basic Imprinting by starry-nights88 reviews
Jacob only understood the basics of imprinting, but he finds himself getting a crash course on the subject when he imprints on someone totally unexpected.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,040 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 1,005 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Sanctification by vampireisthenewblack reviews
Part of a night in the life of Edward during his 'rebellious' years. Canon Darkward. O/S. Warning: contains a passing reference to rape.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
The Forbidden Key by BittenBee reviews
Will two friends, a table full of drinks, a Christmas tree trimmed with key chains, and a secret crush be able to unlock a hidden passion? An O/S for the Who’s Under Your Tree contest, a collab by beegurl13 & BittenBee. A/E Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,309 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Alice, Edward - Complete
The School of Hot Addiction by sambeam reviews
Edward's the teacher, Bella's the student... smut in every chapter? Well yes! It's very prudent! AH/ OOC. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,663 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 899 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Lost Expectations by paynesgrey reviews
Damon expects attention that Stefan can no longer give. Spoilers for "The Lost Girls" episode 6. Warnings: incest. Damon x Stefan, Stefan x Elena implied. ONESHOT.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Damon S., Stefan S. - Complete
Games of Torment by Pineapple Bacardi reviews
Slash. They hated each other, so Stefan struggled to understand why someone who hated him would kiss him in this desperate, all-consuming, demanding way. Stefan/Damon.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Damon S., Stefan S. - Complete
Demon Guide by Hamie120 reviews
After entering into the world of Satanism, Bella Swan discovers a handsome, bronze haired Demon Guide who is willing to help her expand her spiritual abilities. Will she keep this secret from her twin sister Alice and older brother Emmett? Is it Possible?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,873 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bella's Naughty Idea by marjojo02 reviews
Bella: "It occurred to me that there was another way for you to taste my blood, without dying, and without needles. And I think I might like it too..." Rated M, adult readers only. Period stuff ends after chapter 4 and it gets even better!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,255 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Right Place, Wrong Time by pervofangirl reviews
Edward Cullen is a new superstar celeb all the girls are obsessed with. One fan finds the perfect opportunity to act out her fantasies with him, but finds herself in the right place...at the wrong time. WARNING: very graphic lemony goodness
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,341 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Edward, Rosalie
Bathroom Necessities by denofsin reviews
One-Shot. Edward takes care of buisness after chapter 20 of Eclipse. Rated M for Fapward. Canon, In Character because canonward totally masturbates like a fiend, don't deny it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Keeping Promises by abracat reviews
Charlie leaves Bella and Edward alone at home. They're a little bored and decide to have some fun. Bella/Edward. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Circles by decemberisforcynics reviews
AlicexEdward "The psychic and the mind reader; who would have suspected?" Third Place in The Pancake Perfume's Crack Pairings Contest. M for slight lemon -really more of lemon juice if I may- and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Alice, Edward - Complete
The Cave by TheSpoiltOne reviews
Alice stumbles into a cave with her rescuer, afterward s some interesting circumstances come out of it. OOC, AxE, Lemon *Written for Jayeliwood's baby shower*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,750 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Alice, Edward - Complete
Your Turn by The Only Pancake reviews
The Cullen kids are stuck at home on a sunny day. When Jasper is away, Edward and Alice decide to play. Come see chess done the vampire way. -- A lemony fic written for voldemortperfumes. A/E, clearly. You know you want to read it!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,594 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Alice, Edward - Complete
Beyond All Imagination by Lolavella reviews
Alice and Jasper take advantage of poor, helpless Edward. WARNINGS: Slash, threesome Edward/Jasper/Alice
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 90 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Come Undone by Lolavella reviews
Edward can't always maintain his control. WARNING: Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Synchronicity by 0oxymoronic0 reviews
When they arrive, Jasper looks straight at Edward and thinks yes. Alice/Jasper/Edward, threesome.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
With Your Permission by Voldemort Perfumes reviews
All that teasing, all those times they'd joked about being with each other's spouses...why god it was practically an invitation! Edward x Alice. Lemon. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,246 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Alice, Edward - Complete
What She Needs by hammondgirl reviews
During Biology, Edward gets a peek into someone's fantasy staring none other than himself & the one person he finds himself growing increasingly attracted to: Bella. When Bella suddenly begins to feel ill, he offers her a ride home... BxE, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,235 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 176 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Your Heart Remained the Same by rebeldivaluv reviews
Part of him would always be hers. JacobxBella. JacobxRenesmee.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,771 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
First time by Shadow of Apocolypse reviews
thi is pure smut, not gay this time though. I hope you like it. I think ou will *Wink Wink*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Alice, Edward - Complete
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Blood Slut reviews
Edward is a killer of killers, but that doesn't make him a good guy. He doesn't need a human girl to lure his rapist prey - but Bella doesn't need to know that. Warning: contains a rape theme no rape depicted . EPOV, AU - my Bella & Edward are bad.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,770 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Edward, Bella
Surprises reviews
Edward can read Alice's every thought while Alice can see his future. Can they still find surprises? Will be short & steamy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Edward, Alice
A Bold Move reviews
Bella can't keep her hands to herself in class. This is fanfic, 'Twilight' & characters are copyright by Stephenie Meyer. Very, very short story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lover's Lounge reviews
Edward Cullen wants to perfect the art of gentle lovemaking before attempting anything on Bella, so he takes a trip to a sex shop to pick up some educational materials... Rated M. Twilight & characters are copyrighted by Stephenie Meyer.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Edward - Complete
Midnight Snack reviews
Bella is on her period. Edward is thirsty but afraid of hurting her. So he searches for a substitute in the trash can and discovers a new delicacy. Warning: Please DON'T read if you're easily grossed out!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Edward and Mr Whiskers reviews
Very short story about Edward and his pet cat.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
An Important Rite of Passage reviews
Bella and Edward experience a post-prom rite of passage in the backseat of Edward's Volvo. Rated M for sexual content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dazzled in the Dark reviews
Afraid to hurt Bella and needing release, Edward seeks out a lover waiting for him in the shadows. Another Leah/Edward story dirty oneshot, not related to my other story . Rated M for sex & naughty language. Thanks to einfachmich for the suggestion.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Edward, Leah - Complete
I've Got You Pegged reviews
A scandalous gift and an indecent proposal meet Bella Cullen at Isle Esme. Can she really go through with this and fulfill Edward's secret fantasy? Warning: Adult content, sex, kinkiness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Bella, Edward