Author has written 13 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog, Wreck-It Ralph, Ratchet and Clank, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Don't Starve, Gravity Falls, Jackie Chan Adventures, NERDS, Michael Buckley, and Kane Chronicles.
hello i am tired of updating my profile so have a bunch or random stuff:
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List you're favorite characters and act as if you were actually in their world.
1. Ratchet (Ratchet and Clank): An extraterrestrial creature called a "lombax", the last of his species. His trademark weapon is the omniwrench, likes hoverboarding, playing hologames, fixing ships.
2. THE Doctor (Doctor Who): JUST WATCH THE FRIGGIN SHOW!!!!!!
3. Zim (Invader Zim): a little green alien called an "Irken" who is bent on taking over Earth. He was sent on a false mission by his leaders, the Tallests, in order to get rid of him. Likes to destroy stuff, cause Dib pain, experiment on creatures, waffles, proving how "mighty" he is.
4. Piper McCloud (The Girl Who Could Fly): A little girl who has the gift of flight. She has a wild imagination and is bored with her "normal" family on a "normal" farm. Is extremely kind and generous. Likes to fly, dream up stuff, birds, her friends, her parents.
5. GIR (Invader Zim): Zim's adorable robot servant. He is insane, super kind, hyper, and random. Likes: Zim, pizza, muffins, cupcakes, piggies, boritos, tacos, candy, everyone, waffles.
6. Vanellope Von Schweetz (Wreck it Ralph): an eight year old girl from the game "sugar rush". She is labled as a "glitch" and is forbidden to race. Has a sharp tongue and a crude sense of humor. Likes: candy, racing, Ralph, her game, joking around.
7. Donna Noble (Doctor Who): My favorite companion. PERIOD.
8. Tony Stark (Iron Man): He's a millionaire that in his spare time fights evil stuff. What's bad about that.
9. Orvus (Ratchet and Clank): First of all, he's voiced by MARIO. How awesome is that? Second: He owns a giant clock in the center of the universe (give or take 50 feet) that keeps time from falling apart. And he likes tea. I like tea.
10. Dr. Nefarious (Ratchet and Clank): THE. AWESOMEST. VILLIAN. EVER. He's so friggin funny! And overdramatic! And funny!
What would happen if number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?: FLUFFY!!
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?: "AAAHHH! TOO MUCH HUMAN FILTH! EYES... BURNING...!
Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?: Well, they both can fly...I wonder if robot/organic marriage is allowed though.
Number 5 cooked you dinner?: "WAFFLES!"
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?: "What happened?" "He jumped off the roof without his suit on."
Number 9 made fun of your friends?: I guess they're time fluxes.
Number 10 ignored you all the time?: I have your Agent Clank collection!!!
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?: "You got a RYNO?" "Uh, yeah?" "GIMMIE!"
You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?: "Give me some of your sparkly regenerating thingy!"
It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?: A giant death ray, obviously.
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?: Flies out with me in tow.
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?: "Yay! Dirt haired lady turned red!
You're about to marry number 6. What's 1's reaction: "What a load of bulshi-"
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?: "What's this guy's address? I need to have a "talk" with him."
You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?: "Would you care for some tea?"
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?: "SILENCE, SQUISHY!"
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?: "AHHH! CREEPY STALKER FANGIRL!"
Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.: -TWITCH- Um. Ok, you definetly KNOW each other, but THAT'S IT!
You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?: Me and some cold robot arms? Sure.
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?: GIR probably would want to see if she tastes like candy.
Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?: I know the Doc is, but Vannie?
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?: "WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY HAIR?
Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?: Well, I'M still single!
Number 2 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending an email. Now what?: "Take me to see that stars, you clever little boy!"
You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?: Oh God...no...bad. fanfic. back in my mind!
You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?: Two outcasts talking about life? LETS FILM IT!
Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?: I always knew Vannie was trigger happy on the inside! :)
On a Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping
(Just how exactly do you do that?)
On a bag of Fritos:
(*a week later, to the cops* But it said 'no purchase necessary!')
On a bar of Dial soap:
(what does "regular" mean?)
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
(Too late! You loose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
(Cambridge University had too experiment to get that one)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
(Oh, so NOW YOU TELL ME!)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
(Is that a warning or a rule?)
On Nytol sleep aid:
(Gee, how convenient of you.)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
(Big bad wolf: *about to cut red riding hood* aw! No fair!
On a string of Christmas lights:
(What about 'middoor' use?)
On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (So that's why they're called peaNUTS)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one. . .)
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this. Oh...wait...)
On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (*While jumping off a cliff* wait, WHAT?)
SCHOOL STANDS FOR:
I am someone who can touch the sky.
I wonder why I am who I am.
I hear each person’s conscience talking to them.
I see each person’s aura as it is.
I want to know how to fly.
I am someone who can touch the sky.
I pretend to be someone else.
I feel things that don’t make sense.
I touch clouds when I’m up high.
I worry too much, I cannot lie.
I cry when other people cry.
I am someone who can tough the sky.
I understand why I stay the same.
I say that I have no shame.
I dream of things that make up my mind.
I try to be tough, and say that I’m alright.
I am someone who can touch the sky.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.
She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question.
Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it?
Re-post this if you truly believe in God.
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.
Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.
You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.
Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!
Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.
It's not about your body. It's about theirs.
Do you really want to kill someone? Stop someone from having a life? Growing up, falling in love, growing old? Just because YOU made a mistake, doesn't mean your innocent child should have to pay for it! If you can't take care of him/her, give them up for ADOPTION! Don't KILL them! Having an abortion will haunt you for the rest of your life.
Ok, so, for some reason there is stuff in this profile that i DID NOT WRITE! Which is weird, since i'm pretty sure no one knows my pass word. If it is you, then PLEASE TURN YOURSELF IN! (Yeah, unlikely, but still)
Or...it could be me...from the future...i watch to many Sci-fi shows...
Edit: Never mind, it was me...I'm really stupid.