The Reader of Books
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Joined 04-14-03, id: 369700
Author has written 10 stories for Charmed, Lord of the Rings, Bible, Harry Potter, and His Dark Materials.

Just as a warning to you all before hand... I'M A TOTALLY CRAZY CANADIAN! YEAH! CANADA RULES!

Yes people, it's time for me to bore you with what other people call (can hear the drumroll coming out of off tune speakers), my bio! And yes I know most people are going to scroll down just for the stories but hey! I'll put this here anyways!

My Name: It's up there people, The Reader of Books.
My Age: Between 1-100. You can guess. Unless you know then you don't have to guess... But, we won't go into details.
Where I Live: Westeren Canada and we do have running water. I've always wanted a pet beaver though... And just to let people know who think New Westminister is overrun by moose... IT'S NOT!

My Favorite...

Food: Any kind of Japanese food I can get my hands on.
Music: I like all kinds of music but right now I'm into rock, punk and japanese music (weird mix I know)
Band: Evanescence
Books: Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Chronicals of Narnia, Shade's Children... I love it all.
Movies: Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Finding Nemo, any Dizney... yeah.
T.V. Shows: Charmed, Friends, CSI, Starting Over, Fullmetal Alchemist
Best Friend: Her pen name online is Kiawna.
Hobbies: Reading, writing, and doing my best to avoid homework (just kidding).

Favorite Characters from...

Charmed: Piper Halliwell
Harry Potter: Harry Potter
Lord of the Rings: Samwise Gamgee.
Chronicals of Narnia: Aslan (LION'S RULE!)
Star Wars: Obi-Wan Kenobi and the not-evil Anakin
Friends: Joey
Fullmetal Alchemist: Edward Elric

Favorite Quote:
The longer I live, the more convinced I am that this planet is used by other planets as a lunatic asylum.

Disclaimer: I'm going to put real emphasis on this. Anything, I mean, anything, I write about on fanfiction.net, I don't own. So ha! You can't sue me!

Advice: Do NOT read the most climaxtic part of a book in the dead of night when you own a cat who loves to run into walls!

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Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 409,130 - Reviews: 13231 - Favs: 16,708 - Follows: 15,625 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1959 - Favs: 2,033 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Father of my Baby by pink fluff reviews
Saint Hermione, virgin prude, gets knocked up by the most unlikely person imaginable. but don't tell anyone, her boyfriend doesn't know. WARNING: mentions of sex and profanity
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,379 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 4/28/2005 - Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the NotSoParental Observations by MichiRini reviews
Lily and James are in their third year of school and are taking Divination. They look into the crystal ball and see glimpses of Harry's life... different chapters for different memories. PLEASE RATE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,516 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/10/2006 - Published: 11/16/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Harry Potter: The Lone Traveller by The Professional reviews
After spending half his life trying to rid the world of Voldemort, Harry Potter finally succeeds. However, the price has been high. Too high. Unfortunately, when Harry risks his life to go back and ‘do things right’, something goes wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,605 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 1,577 - Follows: 1,689 - Updated: 2/19/2006 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Harry P.
Behind Emerald Eyes by QueenWeasel reviews
It's been five years since Hogwarts has ended and Voldemort defeated. Harry Potter has been living a life of solitude friendless and alone. Until a new danger rises. [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 39 - Words: 145,485 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/17/2006 - Published: 6/18/2004 - Complete
Backwards Compatible by Ruskbyte reviews
The war is over. Voldemort won. The light's last hope is a desperate ploy, concocted by an insane genius, that probably won't work anyway. Now Harry must find a way to win a war he's already lost once before.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 250,183 - Reviews: 2353 - Favs: 2,720 - Follows: 1,995 - Updated: 7/6/2005 - Published: 11/10/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Shines A Light by WolfMoon reviews
SEQUEL to IED. In Harry's seventh year he has to deal with the events of his sixth and get ready for the Final Battle. With the aid of Tatsu and Neko, he should make it through -but maybe he'll need someone else too (not romance).-complete-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,311 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/23/2005 - Published: 9/12/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Oh, Baby! by S. C. Hardy reviews
Ron's away on a business trip, and his wife, Hermione, goes into labor just a little bit early. Harry and Ginny are there to help, but will Ron make it back in time for the birth of his child?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,958 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/12/2004 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W.
After the Dawn: The Philosopher's Stone by WolfMoon reviews
Part two of the After the Dawn Saga, showing Harry's first year in Hogwarts after being raised by his godfather instead of the Dursley's. Read After the Dawn: The First Years first! Making friends, new and old, learning lessons somewhat differently
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 100,085 - Reviews: 1728 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 10/16/2004 - Published: 1/10/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
In Every Darkness by WolfMoon reviews
-Complete- Following The Death Harry is feeling angry, helpless, and forgotten as he must spend the summer with the Dursley's once again. But Harry is about to discover that in every darkness shines a light- All he has to do now is find it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 91 - Words: 218,625 - Reviews: 4654 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 6/7/2004 - Published: 8/30/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
After the Dawn: The First Years by WolfMoon reviews
AUHarry raised by Sirius Voldemort has fallen, the wizarding world is celebrating. But little Harry Potter, their hero, has disappeared after he was taken to his aunt and uncle, and Sirius Black was never caught …
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,462 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/8/2004 - Published: 11/15/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
You Can Call Me Daddy by S. C. Hardy reviews
Ron and Hermione have been trying to have a baby, and in fifteen--no--thirteen minutes and six seconds, they will find out if their lives are going to change forever. PG-13 for some implications ;-)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/7/2003 - Hermione G., Ron W.
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A State of Evanescence reviews
Evanescence: The event of gradually fading from sight and mind. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
To Talk to my Father Again reviews
One Shot. Sirius is dead and gone. So are Harry's parents. But what would Harry say to them if he could? If he ever had a chance... Just might change into story. I've rewritten the one shot and plan to delete the orig. Just thought you'd all like to know.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 11/13/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B.
The Land of the Dead reviews
Lyra is dead and feeling alone. Where's Will?
His Dark Materials - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2005 - Complete
You Can Call Him Daddy reviews
Hermione Granger is a very respectable girl. She’s the top of her year, a total bookworm, and obeys every rule. So how did she get pregnant? Who's the father of her child?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,597 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/2/2005 - Published: 10/21/2004 - Hermione G. - Complete
Changing Time reviews
This story is going to be edited in short time to coinside with the Deathly Hallows. Will be up shortly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,352 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/5/2004 - Published: 9/18/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
A Teenager's Prayer reviews
A mere prayer. Flames are welcome but it won't change how I feel and what I wrote.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/5/2004 - Complete
Sam's Memories reviews
Sam remember's the Shire on Mount Doom...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/9/2004 - Samwise G. - Complete
Charmed: Return to Middle Earth reviews
Completed! The Charmed Ones deside to return to Middle Earth to visit their old friends but had no idea of the adventures waiting for them... Romantic content in later chapters.
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,507 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/13/2004 - Published: 2/21/2004 - Complete
Just a Wacky Day in Middle Earth reviews
Gotta read it! I'm not saying zip!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/5/2004 - Complete
Charmed: Shadow over Middle Earth reviews
Completed! The Charmed Ones are dumped in Middle Earth into the midst of the Fellowship of the Ring. Now they have no choice but to continue on their way... perhaps to their doom. Romantic content in later chapters.
Charmed - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,554 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/21/2004 - Published: 10/5/2003 - Complete