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Author has written 2 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Bonjour I am HetaliaSparkleParty, or simply Sparkle, Sherly, or Sher for short. You shall see that I'm not terribly active because of Tumblargh and laziness. Reading what I had written before, I felt rather embarrassed. This is better. Short and sweet. I suppose you can try and enjoy my stories...? Most of them are really outdated and crappy. I'll delete them eventually.

Name: James/Sher

Age: Secret

B-Day: July 23rd

Gender: Male (but sometimes I kind of just float in between the two genders.)

Location: Somewhere in Canada.

Favorite Colour: Red, Purple and Black (Shush, I know it's technically not a colour but I still like it.)

Favorite Manga/Anime: Hetalia or Black Butler

Favorite Pastime(s): Reading, Drawing, Watching Anime with Friends

Favorite food: Beef Stroganov

Meaning of Each Letter in Your Name

A: Hot

B: Loves people

C: A good kisser

D: Makes people laugh

E: Has gorgeous eyes

F: People wild and crazy adore you

G: Very outgoing

H: Easy to fall in love with

I: Loves to smile and laugh

J: Really sweet

K: Really silly

L: Smile to die for

M: Makes dating fun

N: Can kick the crap out of you

O: Has one of the best personalities ever

P: Popular with all types of people

Q: A hypocrite

R: Good boyfriend/girlfriend

S: Cute

T: A very good kisser

U: Is very flirtatious.

V: Not judgemental

W: Very broad minded

X: Never let people tell you what to do

Y: Is loved by everyone

Z: Can be funny and dumb at times

RULES: Put your Ipod on shuffle, then ask a question whatever song you get is the answer and you have to right it down no matter how silly.

1. Will I be happy for the week? Restless Heart Syndrome (By GreenDay)

2.What song will I play at my wedding? Darlin' (by the Back Street Boys)

3.What song will I play at my funeral? Around the World (by the Hot Chilli Peppers)

4.Will I ever get guitar lessons? Just Like You (By Three Days Grace) Pffft..

5.What is the one thing every girl wants to hear from a guy? Where Are You Now (by the Italo Brothers)

6.If I was a banana what would my name be? Super Sonic (By J. J. Fad)

7. Will my friend ever get over her stupid ex? Definition of Destiny (By Billy Talent)

8.Why do people I know fight over team Gale and team Peeta like team Edward and team Jacob? Please Mister Postman (By The Beatles)

9. what would happen if Voldemort was Justin Beiber? Money (That's what I want) (by The Beatles)

10. what would be a good question to ask you? Hey Mr. DJ (Keep Playing this Song) (by the Backstreet Boys)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS(or about to/want to), so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be to a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I MUST be after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist
I SPACE OUT so I MUST not be paying attention.
I'm a BAD TEST TAKER so I MUST be stupid.
I'm COVERED IN SCARS so I MUST cut myself.

"667. Evil and then some."

"Always forgive your enemies, because nothing annoys them more."

"And to think, you're the end result of millions of years of evolution."

"A nuclear war can ruin your whole day.

"Are you a side effect of my medication?"

"Behold! The All-American weapon of mass destruction: choking on a pretzel."

"Boys are like pennies, two-faced and worthless."

"Chaos...Panic...Disorder...My work here is done."

"Come talk to me when you have some money."

"Come to the dark side; we have cookies."

"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup."

"Don't drink and drive; you might spill your beer!"

"Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself."

"Don't tell me to watch my blood pressure. I have no blood!"

"Eat right, exercise, die anyway."

"Fight Organized Crime: Abolish the IRS."

"For the record, I blame you."

"Gnomeland Security."

"Gone to my happy place. Back soon."

"Goose a dragon and you're toast."

"Happiness is like wetting your pants. Other people can see it and only you can feel it."

"Have a nice day but leave me out of it."

"Here I am. Now what are your other two wishes?"

"I am not a violent person, now shut up before I punch you!"

"I did NOT escape. They gave me a day pass."

"Idiocy is the essence of the male mind."

"I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to."

"I don't get mad, I get even."

"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"

"If I die, I'm taking you with me!'re dying? Forget I said anything."

"If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', what's the opposite of 'progress'?"

"If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk."

"If you want breakfast in bed, go sleep in the kitchen."

"If you wish not to be destroyed, you will leave me alone."

"I hate it when I get food in my sand."

"I have a dream, and in it something eats you."

"I have no idea what I'm doing out of bed."

"I like it in my happy place, for they know me there."

"I like stress. It makes me hurt people."

"I'm an angel! I swear! The horns are just there to hold the halo in place!"

"I'm not littering, I'm donating to the earth."

"I'm only afraid of knives when you're holding them."

"I'm too tired to tell the truth."

"I'm up, I'm dressed, what more do you want?"

"Instant Human: just add coffee."

"I put ketchup on my ketchup."

"Is there a hyphen in obsessive-compulsive?"

"It's bad luck to be superstitious."

"It's the quiet ones you have to watch out for."

"I used up all my sick days, so I called in dead."

"I've said it once, but it's worth repeating. Anime: Crack is cheaper."

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car."

"Jesus is my best friend, but he never lends me money."

"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand."

"Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard; be evil."

"Last night, as I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky, I thought, "Where the hell is my ceiling?"

Lincoln's Gettysburg address had 272 words. The Ten Commandments had 296 words. The U.S. Department of Agriculture setting the price of cabbage has 15,297 words."

"Manga: The Anti-Drug. Because when you're addicted to manga, how could you possibly afford drugs?!"

"Merry Christmas to all and to all shut the hell up."

"My homework ate my dog!"

"My favorite number in the alphabet is purple."

"My life is too much for me to keep up with. I want my sippy cup back."

"My mind works like lightning...One brilliant flash and it's gone."

"No need to suffer in silence when you can still moan, whimper, and complain."

"NO TRESPASSING. Violators will be shot; survivors will be shot again."

"Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool."

"Of course I don't look busy; I did it right the first time."

"Of course I'm out of my mind!...It's dark and scary in there..."

"Of course violence isn't the answer. 'Violence' is the question and 'yes' is the answer!"

"Only in America do drive-in ATM's have Braille lettering."

"Only in America do pizzas arrive at doorsteps faster than ambulances."

"Only in America do they sell hot dogs in packs of ten and buns in packs of eight."

"Only in America is the slowest traffic time of the day referred to as 'rush hour'"

"Ow, my brain hurts."

"Please do not throw anything or anybody into the fish pond."

"Sarcasm is just one more service I offer."

"Self Destruct in 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Have a nice day. (Explodes)"

"Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver."

"Smile. It confuses people."

"Sorry, mind closed until further notice."

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will leave gashes that will fester for all eternity."

"Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed."

"Sugar is good for you."

"Take one step closer and I'll run away."

"Tell me your sob story...I need a good laugh."

"That which doesn't kill you...Will probably try again."

"The ability to speak doesn't make you intelligent."

"The newscaster is the person who says 'Good evening' and then tells you why it's not."

"The stupider people think you are, the more surprised they are when you kill them."

"There is a fine line between insanity and stupidity. Feel free to cross it!"

"There's too much blood in my caffeine system!"

"They say I have A.D.H.D., but I just don't understa- oh look! A kitty!"

"They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?"

"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target."

"Tucking fypos!"

"When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing."

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it."

"When life gives you lemons, throw them back in God's face and yell, 'Make your own damn lemonade!'"

"Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?"

"You can't spell slaughter without laughter."

"You cry, I'll cry. You laugh, I'll laugh. You fall out of a window, I'll laugh even harder."

"Your chances of getting struck by lightning increase if you stand under a tree, shake your fist up at the sky, and yell, 'Storms suck!'"

"Your participle is dangling."

"You're not paranoid if they really are out to get you."

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Viva La Vida by fourthofjuly reviews
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Everbound by 3zioand5ofia reviews
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Marriage and University by fantasybean reviews
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Stay Strong by Miss Meh reviews
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Can Never Catch a Break by Spock Prime reviews
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Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,654 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 2/24/2015 - Published: 6/19/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock
Tolle Fors by Akikofuma reviews
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The Marksman by Sendai reviews
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Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 289,618 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
The Needs of The One by Theyumenoinu reviews
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One Month by Zombiebrainz reviews
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Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,653 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/5/2014 - Archie/Aogiri, Maxie/Matsubusa
Klondike Bar by I Am The Raptor reviews
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The Magic Mirror and the Sea Dragon: A Johnlock Fairy Tale by Morwen33 reviews
John Watson doesn't mind being an Omega. It's how everyone else deals with it -and him- that's driving him round the twist. Luckily he happens to share a flat with one of the world's foremost scholars in human behavior. With Sherlock Holmes on the case, will John discover the root of the Mystery of the Persistent C-word? Or will the search take them to the heart of John himself?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,934 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Looking For Shooting Stars by Miss Meh reviews
Spock and his family have moved to Earth. When Jim Kirk moves in next door and Spock accidentally gets a glimpse of the younger boy's pain, Spock refuses to accept that he cannot help. It may be illogical, but he will unravel the mystery that is Jim Kirk.
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Let's Catch 'em All! by hetaliaforever123 reviews
On the day of his birthday, Feliciano takes the opportunity to set off on the adventure of a lifetime: the chance to become a Pokemon Master. Join him, with Ludwig, Kiku, and more, as he ventures out to battle various other trainers throughout the region
Crossover - Pokémon & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 51,066 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Chikorita, Totodile/Waninoko, N. Italy, Germany
Every Day at Five by eyesocketsandsuits reviews
Feliciano is a prostitute. Every day, he waits by a stop sign and sees a Ludwig- a successful business man- walk to his car from work. Can Feliciano and Ludwig live happily ever after, or will tragedy keep the young lovers apart? AU, Language, Adult Content
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Lost by LordofAmus reviews
Ludwig finds himself fighting against the person he cares for the most after that person snaps because of him. GerIta, USUK, FrUK, Spamano and PruHun. Contains some mild yaoi and character death. Don't like, don't read.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 125,418 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 7/29/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Grell's Issue by Panda No Ashi reviews
When Grell wakes to find he now has a female body it is up to him and Sebastian to find out what has actually happened. With Ciel and William's help wil they ever be able to revert Grell back to his male body or will he have to get used to being female? GrellxSeb Read Little date as well. SHORT CHAPTER STORY!
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Blood Red Feelings by ChibiGlowKitteh reviews
Sebastian hates Grell Sutcliff. Or so he thought. When Grell's life is endangered, and only a certain demon can help, Sebastian's true feelings towards the red reaper begin to show through.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,819 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Grell S., Sebastian M. - Complete
My Apologies by Sendai reviews
New summary. The CIA is only the first group to want John to locate missing weapons in South Asia. Sherlock must help his blogger avoid capture by corrupt agents, the Mafia and more. Can John find the missing arms and romance all in the same adventure? Romance, humor and adventure. Rated M for slash, swearing, violence and abuse. Story for 18yr and up. NOW COMPLETE
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 104,063 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Some Like it Hot by MaliceArchangela reviews
*based off the movie by the same name* Ludwig and Arthur were barely making it as it was, performing at speakeasies, but things got worse when they had to go on the run to hide from a Mafia boss. Disguising themselves as girls, they join an all-girl band headed for Florida, but of course it won't be as easy as all that. GerxFem!Ita, no GerUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,739 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 6/23/2012 - England/Britain, Germany
Lesson Learned by MusicLuv101 reviews
Grell is making another pass at Sebastian, but this time the demon decided to teach the reaper a lesson about what being a male is, though it back fires. Smut, mpreg, swearing
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Grell S., Sebastian M.
Inner Demons by CyndraofShadowClan reviews
Something happens to where Italy loses all his friends and their trust. As they walk out, he feels himself drawing closer and closer to the breaking point, to his insanity.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,113 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 12/15/2011 - N. Italy, Germany
To be so young and in love by fantasybean reviews
Kid!Sherlock and Kid!John have decided that they're boyfriends and are in love. This leads to the Holmes' and the Watson's endless amusement and an adorable tale of two boys who become men, always in love. Johnlock. Don't like, don't read. Please read&review.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 72 - Words: 115,957 - Reviews: 1215 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Tale of Smauglock and Johnbo Watgins by Miriamele of Shalott reviews
In anticipation for The Hobbit film, I took inspiration from Benedict's and Martin's subsequent appearances and wrote this piece, combining the best of both worlds and characters. The seemingly insignificant hobbit Johnbo Watgins ventures into the lair of a dragon by orders of the dwarven king only to discover a startling surprise by gaining a deductive-loving friend along the way.
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,967 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Bilbo B., John W.
Little Luddie by ZirconRose reviews
I'm horrible at summaries, so this is what you get: Chibi!Germany Whumpies! Evil Russians! Come on, you know you want to! HIATUS! so sorry. Up for adoption. Adopted by Vampchick2010.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,028 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Slurred Rivalry by Odji reviews
Finally, the challenges to find out who is the better demon has rested on alcohol. Sebastian and Claude must compete to see who stays sober - or conscious - the longest. But this little contest takes an unexpected turn... Claude/Sebastian PWP. Idea by StickieBun.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,324 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Sebastian M., Claude F. - Complete
JohnxSherlock: I'll Remember You by xSherlockedx reviews
This is our first post on , we hope you'll enjoy! There will be a sequel to this if it gets a good response! Thanks for reading! M&V Rated M for adult content.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,892 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
He's a Pirate by Sendai reviews
Sherlock is injured and in his frustration drives John away. John becomes a pirate for a day. Johnlock. Slash and probably crack.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,283 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/5/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Gifts Of War by FreeWaveFeli reviews
World War Two has brought many horrors into Italy's life. Could Germany ever change? Nazi! Germany x Fem! Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Germany, N. Italy
A Gray Area by purpletrees reviews
There's something suspicious about an unexpected bouquet. Especially when it's from Sherlock Holmes. Joining a secret society is the only way to break the case, but will it ask too much of Sherlock and John? Slash. Some bad language.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,217 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Ask Ludwig by Mr.Wurst reviews
A series of Q & A for Germany, ask him anything in the review box. Countries are encouraged, humans are welcomed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Germany
Your Lips Only Belong to Me by MusicLuv101 reviews
Sorry for the corny title. Grell comes to the manor to get his day with Sebastian. But when he gets hurt and kisses Sebastian, how will Sebastian feel about the reaper? Yaoi, fluff
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,120 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Grell S., Sebastian M. - Complete
Enchanted by Hopelessly Entangled reviews
Matthew is sick of being in his brother's shadow. Gil is bored and out of interesting work. They meet at a party for someone else in Hollywood. Whatever could go wrong? Other than everything, that is.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,301 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Canada, Prussia
Waltzing In The Gardens by Racoda Moonshine reviews
Sherlock was pacing the flat, wearing his best suit that hugged his body in all the right places. He and John had been invited to one of his mother's summer balls and due to John's enthusiasm, Sherlock had agreed to go. "Come on John!" He called impatiently, turning when he heard John's footsteps. Sherlock's eyes widened and his breath caught in his throat at the sight before him.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,185 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Little date? by Panda No Ashi reviews
Grell and Sebastian go on there first date. Granted Sebby had been forced into it. But just how will the night unfold? When Grell is kidnapped it is up to Sebastian to find and save him. But will he able to do it before Dawn? SHORT CHAPTERS! SEBXGRELL
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 9,812 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Grell S., Sebastian M. - Complete
A to Z GerIta Drabbles by LordofAmus reviews
Drabble themes from A to Z with tales of GerIta! Range of stories inside. Please R&R
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,800 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Germany, N. Italy
A Series Of Unfortunate Misunderstandings by Jonsdottir reviews
Prequel to 'The Plan'. The supposed epic romance of Spock and Jim. How it began and why people think they're 'doing it'. Preslash. Misunderstandings galore and pathetic attempts at humour. Fear it.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,098 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Spock, J. Kirk
The Gift by Redderhead reviews
Rather odd and ridiculous alternative universe fic! Everyone has a gift, it was very rare indeed to have two. Johnlock Rated M.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,705 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Who Am I by HappyBunny855 reviews
Canada is living on the streets of Moscow with no memory of who or what she really is. What happens when Russia finds her? Romance! FemCanadaXRussia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Canada, Russia
Ask Hetalia! by LittleMissSeashell reviews
Ask the Hetalia countries! Each 10 reviews you get to ask a new person :D Have fun with it! XD
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,797 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 1/11/2011 - England/Britain
Crumbling Stones by Crazypeaches reviews
Ludwig is the commanding SS officer. When he goes to pick up his new italian allies, chaos ensues! Kinda random! XD GerIta AU I totally need to thank Russhka for being my idea bouncing board!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,982 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 7/3/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Truth or Dare, Da? by DragonRiderEmily reviews
I started again. It will be different this time! See inside for details. Rated T for some perverted minds.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,973 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012
Surviving Hetalia: Part 2 by That90sKid1996 reviews
The final part to Surviving Hetalia, enjoy !
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,715 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Germany - Complete
Not their place by fantasybean reviews
John finds Anderson and Donavon bullying Sherlock and he has more than one or two things to say to them. Johnlock established relationship. Please R&R
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Only Human by fantasybean reviews
Post Reichenbach. The loss of his best friend has broken everything that Doctor John Watson was. A story on his grief and love for Sherlock Holmes. Johnlock, don't like, don't read.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,762 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 5/12/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Shenanigans! by fantasybean reviews
Johnlock drabbles written jointly with me and a friend in Maths because we were too bored for words : Hope you enjoy! Warnings: SLASH! Don't like, don't read. Johnlock! Please read and Review!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
JOHNLOCK by Redderhead reviews
Something a little different! A series of unrelated Short Stories named in order of J.O.H.N.L.O.C.K. - Rated M - seriously happy endings ensue! This is unashamed Johnlock - if this doesn't float your boat please do not read.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,283 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/14/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
One Word by EvilxPineapple reviews
A collection of short stories based off of words. Chapter 10 Synonym: n. A word that has a meaning identical or similar to that of another word
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,173 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012
This Hurricane by Cameron Kennedy reviews
Three bullets. Two guns. One dead man, and one realization - "Nothing," Italy says coldly, with tears on his cheeks. "There is NOTHING I won't do to save Germany."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,588 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 10/31/2011 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
German Warfare by Stella laLuna reviews
All's fair in Love and War... But can things still go too far? It's been discontinued. Sorry. You can read, but just don't get too involved. I'm really sorry people.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,351 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Germany - Complete
Supernaturalists by Warriorlass reviews
You think you know them. But you don't. They've been keeping secrets. Sure they look like harmless Hetalians. But you haven't seen their true colors. Your favorite Hetalians aren't what they seem. They are supernaturalists.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Complete
Hetalia High by Ravenclaw Hottie reviews
You have been chosen to attend school with the hetalia characters. Hurry and join
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 2/15/2012
Hetalia: Ask the countries! by xBritishandProudx reviews
All the questions you've ever wanted to ask a country are totally waiting to be asked. So get reviewing, now's your chance!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,951 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012
For Better or For Worse by escritoria reviews
Britain and Italy, caught up in a magical accident, get their genders swapped. And Britain has no idea how to change them back. With the world meeting coming up and their secret about to be revealed, how will they cope with the change? And what will this mean for the men who secretly love them? USxUK, GerIta, real names used
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,051 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
HetaBot by RandomWriter57 reviews
At one fateful World Meeting, America introduces the rest of the countries to an AI that will spice up the oh-so-boring meeting - Cleverbot. Rated T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,953 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Complete
Baby Just Say Yes by FalalalaLa reviews
Feliciana Vargas was not expecting her life to change at a masquerade ball by a blonde haired, blue-eyed man... Human AU, Nyotalia, Germany/Fem!Italy, A different kind of songfic. Idea/based from: "Love Story". oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,924 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/14/2012 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
Can't Help Myself by Syntaxeme reviews
SebbyxGrell, AU. Setting is similar to 1920's America. Think gangsters and shady bars. Grell is a performer in a bar owned by the Undertaker, getting tired of his usual routine. Then Sebastian comes along to shake things up. Sex in later chapters...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,448 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Grell S., Sebastian M.
I will always serve you by Natsubleu reviews
you are a very poor girl with bill collectors coming every day,by a pure chance you happen to fall in love, but with hetalia's germany. but what happens if you become his live in maid? will you ever get close to him? reader x germany/ludwig!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,112 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Germany
William and Ronald's day off by xXxMusicSavedMyLifeXxX reviews
What happens when William assigns he and Ronald a day off? They make love of course along with a big splash and a few drinks! Rated M for later chapters.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Ronald K., William S.
Life's No Party by Alan Slingby reviews
Ronald just had the best party that he could remember- that is if he could remember. Digusted by how he acted, William bans him from attending another party, drinking, or drug usage. Not long after, Ronald begins to feel the withdrawl effects. WilliamxRonald
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011 - William S., Ronald K.
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Falling reviews
He was once falling. Falling down. Down, down, down. But something changed. And he was falling. Falling up. Up, up, up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2012 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Happy Birthday to Me reviews
Canada always spent his birthdays alone, save for his pet polar bear Kumajiro. As he walks through Ottawa as he always does on his birthday, the other countries decide to be nice and do something special for Canada. Short story for Canadas birthday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY CANADA!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Canada - Complete