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Joined 02-05-12, id: 3697635, Profile Updated: 05-25-17
Author has written 49 stories for Psych, Dragon Age, Final Fantasy XII, Peter Pan, and Doctor Strange.

5/24/17

Guess who!!! Yup, I'm back, crazy dreams and weird fixations intact, more or less. Had some medical issues but they've mostly cleared up and I seem to be able to write again. Got some new ideas at long last and finally a spot of hope that I can finish up that which was left by the wayside. Hang with me, folks. Some things I'm still relearning. Please review me if you take time to read me, even if you're critical. I can take it, I'm a dragon.

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Past Imperfect by Loafer reviews
Lassiter & O'Hara go out of town to work on a puzzling case, and meet up with the past. Sort of kind of halfway pre-Lassiet-ish. A little.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,314 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/15 - Published: 8/31 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Vignette 6: Words of Warning by Loafer reviews
Another in my vignette series. Lassiter and O'Hara have a heated conversation many months after he polygraphed himself to warn Shawn not to hurt her. Set while Marlowe's still in prison and before Juliet & Shawn move in together. Got to thinking "what if…?" and here ya go.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Vignette 5: Secrets by Loafer reviews
Stuck in a warehouse, partners Lassiter and O'Hara tell each other secrets. Just friendship here.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11
Partners in Crime by iknowuknow reviews
Juliet's parents are coming into town, and they're expecting to meet her boyfriend. One problem, though... he isn't real. There's only one man she trusts to help her in this deceit, and he's not always so good with pretending. Will they succeed, or will this deceit be a failure? *For my queen, Loafer*
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,069 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 12/13/2015 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Vignette 4: Vick Rethinks by Loafer reviews
Set right after S6 "Shawn Rescues Darth Vader," here Karen Vick reconsiders an earlier decision. Just a "write me down now" TWO-shot.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,536 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 6/2 - Carlton L., Henry S., Juliet oH., K. Vick - Complete
Vignette 3: Mother's Day by Loafer reviews
Just a little Sunday interrogation at the station for partners Lassiter & O'Hara.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/15 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Golden Crown by TheRealAlyshebaFan reviews
An insurance fraud case makes Juliet rethink her relationship with Shawn and see her partner in a new light.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,517 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/11/2016 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Juliet On The Edge by Loafer reviews
Semi-purposeless all-LASSIET smut, but the chapters do show a progression of their life together. It's not even just Juliet on the edge...
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/26/2015 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH.
Somebody's One and Only by Pothangfanfic reviews
A woman sees an example of a love that lasts a lifetime. Inspired by Reba McEntire's "Somebody's Chelsea". Susan Thomas is an OC. Yes, it is Lassiet Juliet/Carlton.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2015 - Carlton L., Juliet oH., OC
Unshaken by the Darkness, Book Two: Lights in the Shadow by Herebedragons66 reviews
Rhianna's duty weighed heavily as she turned 18, when she was promised to a king, rather than the man she loved. Now, a blight threatens to destroy her homeland, and her life will take a turn she never expected. Sequel to Unshaken by the Darkness: The Teyrn's Lovely Daughter. Follows and expands on canon events; AU in some ways. May contain spoilers for all books & games.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 359,479 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 7/8/2015 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Cousland, Loghain M. T.
Everybody Is Dancing by Melysande reviews
Written for the 2014 CMDA Secret Santa exchange. It provides one possible outcome ( of many ) in Melysande's universe, but does not predict future I Shall Endure series events. What happens when Queen Elin insists her grandfather dance at her mother's wedding.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/23/2014 - [Eleanor C., Loghain M. T.] - Complete
My Name is Tethras, Varric Tethras by Hatse reviews
My name is Tethras, Varric Tethras, at your service. I am a merchant prince, a story-teller extaordinaire, a seasoned adventurer - and a great deal many more things, all of them completely and utterly awesome. This is the account of the true story of what happened in Kirkwall, told form my point of view for once. Rating is M because i like to say nugshit a lot.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,332 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 10/9/2014
How Bianca Got her Name by Hatse reviews
Hawke is determined. She is persistent. She WILL find out how Bianca got her name, if it kills her. Rated M for cursing, and for being a moronic giggle fest.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2014 - Hawke (F), Varric T. - Complete
I Shall Endure Book 1: Brief Shining Moments by Melysande reviews
Ruled by King Maric Ferelden thrived after Rebellion's end, while Highever flourished under the Couslands. Melysande Cousland grew up in happy times, but after King Maric's disappearance, Ferelden changed. This canon divergent growing up story takes Lys to the brink of Blight and Civil war accompanied by my OC joining the canon crew. Cover image by Chenria.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 69 - Words: 477,524 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 2/10/2013 - [Alistair, Cousland] Loghain M. T. - Complete
Many Years Later by Loafer reviews
Nearly three decades after the finale, the gang catches up after a funeral. Long one-shot.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,459 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Carlton L., Burton G./Gus, Juliet oH., K. Vick - Complete
Nuclear Canons by starlabsforever reviews
Irritated by a recent review that suggested that I *can't* write whatever the heck I want, I had to write this little thingy. CRACK-FIC.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/31/2014 - Shawn S., Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Victory at Ostagar by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
When Bryce Cousland's little spitfire scaled the Tower of Ishal and lit the beacon at the critical moment, King Cailan won a mighty victory against the darkspawn. The Blight, however was far from over. All other origins included, plus Hawke and his companions. Cousland/Loghain, Morrigan/Anders, Surana/Zevran, Fergus/Anora, and more. Half a million hits and still going.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 128 - Words: 1,173,512 - Reviews: 5206 - Favs: 1,403 - Follows: 910 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Cousland - Complete
The Haunting of Lassiter And O'Hara by Loafer reviews
Our detectives spend a spooky night in a creepy mansion. Lassiet, NON-CANON (there, I said it). Repost, because I finally got around to finishing it this time. Complete.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,942 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
A Bright and Shining Star by Herebedragons66 reviews
Celia Mac Tir comforts seven-year-old Anora, when Anora is upset about what seems at first to be a very insignificant thing. A one-shot that fits into the canon of "Unshaken by the Darkness."
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Anora, Loghain M. T. - Complete
Unshaken by the Darkness, Book One: The Teyrn's Lovely Daughter by Herebedragons66 reviews
As the daughter of a teyrn, Rhianna Cousland is no stranger to duty. But as she leaves childhood behind, she fears her duty - to family, king, and country - may come into conflict with the desires of her heart, and her relationship with Loghain Mac Tir. Cover artwork by Epsifawnshawn (please follow the Extras link on my profile for additional information).
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 80 - Words: 518,738 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Cousland, Loghain M. T. - Complete
The Warden Remembers by KatDancer2 reviews
What else is there to do, in the quiet hours before the dawn? Each chapter is written from the perspective of a different character, considering their relationship with the Wardens.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,456 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Cousland, Alistair
Conversations by Loafer reviews
COMPLETE. Lassiet. Deal with it. Carlton & Juliet can only talk to themselves so long before they have to call in the big guns to understand their partnership, friendship, and more.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,123 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
The Flight of the Hawke by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Mage!Hawke comes to Kirkwall. Does anyone else find it absurd that a well-known apostate is allowed to prance about freely? It's hard to picture Meredith Stannard actually permitting such an affront to Chantry control. What really happened once Hawke made a name and fortune for herself. M for language. A complete novelette in five parts.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,682 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Hawke (F), Varric T., Cullen, Anders - Complete
My Inky Valentine by Loafer reviews
Carlton learns something about Juliet during a non-routine arrest, and Valentine's Day will never be the same. A Valentine's gift for my tiny tiny group of fellow Lassiet fans.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,110 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Juliet oH., Carlton L. - Complete
After The Crash by Loafer reviews
COMPLETE. Lassiet (shocker). The Feds want Juliet for an undercover op which makes her reevaluate her partnership, friendship... and more... with Carlton.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,580 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Juliet oH., Carlton L. - Complete
A Little Black Folder by TheRealAlyshebaFan reviews
This is not a fic by a Shawn fan. This is a Carlowe - two tiny vignettes, and nothing terribly exciting. I've heard that Marlowe's one tough cookie, and this is how I really, really wish (and hope) she is portrayed on the show. Be warned: Shawn does not look good in this fic, but I think it's about time he got a little payback.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Carlton L., Marlowe V. - Complete
Appetite by Adarian reviews
At Soldier's Peak, Tabris is exposed to what only could be called "plot pollen". In a desperate urge to protect herself and purge the poison from her system, she ends up finding an unusual saviour in her newest companion: Loghain. Written for a kink meme request.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Tabris, Loghain M. T. - Complete
12 Days Of Lassiet by Loafer reviews
Christmas is approaching, and Juliet and Carlton get caught up in the season in an unexpected way. COMPLETE.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,478 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Just Because by Lawson227 reviews
COMPLETE. Carlton Lassiter gives into impulse for once—okay, twice—in his life. The results are... unexpected.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,713 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Completely Contrived OneShot 11: Writing by Loafer reviews
LASSIET. Looking for an excuse to vent about bad writing, I contrived a workplace scenario where Carlton and Juliet could discuss erotica. No Shules, no Carlowe.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,106 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Wherever You Go, There You Are by Loafer reviews
Complete. LASSIET. What he thinks she thinks, what she thinks he thinks, what others think they think, what a change of scenery can do for the thinking man, and how it affects the thinking woman in the process.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,882 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Save the Last Dance by Lawson227 reviews
It's time for the Annual Policeman's Ball. When Shawn declines to escort Juliet, her partner and best friend comes to the rescue. Why yes, this is a return back to the world of Lassiet. Rated T... for now.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,761 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
My Very Hands by Ygrain33 reviews
An accompanying piece to His Father's Son, written as a response to Zute's challenge "I remeber when..." to write a PoV in first person. In this case, it's Ned Cousland's.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Cousland
Completely Contrived OneShot 9: Blind by Loafer reviews
COMPLETE. Part of my Lassiet Contrived Cliché One-Shot series, this one tackles temporary blindness… but somehow this one-shot turned into six chapters. Erm... sorry? Anyway, LASSIET!
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,224 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
The Teyrn's Revenge by Tyanilth reviews
A highly OOC look at what Loghain might think about the antics that certain fan fiction writers put him through...
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,939 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Loghain M. T.
Competition Changes Everything by Loafer reviews
The biennial Tough Enough competition is coming up, and Shawn is determined to beat Lassiter. But it's for the wrong reasons, and tests more than one relationship. Lassiet by the end. You knew that, right? COMPLETE.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,359 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Charm Is Deceitful by TheRealAlyshebaFan reviews
Could Carlton Lassiter actually have a successful relationship? Better yet, can Juliet keep from going crazy because of it? Will eventually be Lassiet, so be warned.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,705 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH.
Completely Contrived OneShot 7: Stranded by Loafer reviews
LASSIET. Car trouble: Lassiter & Juliet get stranded together one night. Part of the cliché series, but too long to be a ONE-shot.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,686 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Completely Contrived OneShot 6: Massage by Loafer reviews
The return of the LASSIET Contrived One-Shot! Number 6: a little neck massage leads to hormonal mayhem.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
This Is Not A Lassiet by Loafer reviews
COMPLETE. Lassiter going undercover causes a change in his relationship with Karen Vick. Yes, it's true: I said VICK, not Juliet. See, I CAN write things other than Lassiet. I CAN!
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,018 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Carlton L., K. Vick - Complete
Safety in Numbers by Lawson227 reviews
Post- TRUE GRITS: Karen arrives back at the SBPD in the aftermath of the Thane Woodson case in time to help an injured Carlton. Unexpected conversations ensue. Starts out canon, wanders off fairly quickly. T for now, possibly M later on. Spoilers through SANTABARBARATOWN. Now COMPLETE.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 50,216 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Carlton L., K. Vick - Complete
The Keening Blade by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
She hesitated-"Mostly, I couldn't kill you, knowing that I cheated. At the Landsmeet. Our duel." There was a heavy silence. Loghain said slowly, "You do realize that I am holding a naked sword at this very moment?" M for sound reasons.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 427,041 - Reviews: 1512 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Cousland, Loghain M. T.
Completely Contrived OneShot 1: Bare by Loafer reviews
Lassiter has a completely-contrived-by-me situation which opens Juliet's eyes in more ways than one.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
The Break by Loafer reviews
Lassiter tries to make changes in order to deal with what he thinks are his unrequited feelings for Juliet. This is LASSIET. COMPLETE.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,333 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
For Charity by Loafer reviews
COMPLETE. Established LASSIET: Lassiter and Juliet find themselves headed for a social event neither of them wants, and about six paragraphs in, you'll figure it out.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,857 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Gunfire by TheRealAlyshebaFan reviews
Shawn has a question to answer. It's a question he's had coming for a long time, actually.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Shawn S., Carlton L.
Mr and Mrs Policeman by Loafer reviews
One-shot Lassiet. An off-the-cuff snark by a suspect causes Juliet & Lassiter to "think on" things between them. Set immediately after S6 Shawn & The Real Girl. Spoilers, but nothing dramatic.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Facts For Juliet by Loafer reviews
Yet another conversation between Juliet and Lassiter about her relationship with Shawn. One-shot. Takes place after and includes very minor spoilers for S6's Shawn and The Real Girl.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
When Juliet Went Away by Loafer reviews
COMPLETE. Juliet goes away suddenly, leaving the men in her life to ponder the why of it. Shules exists, Marlowe doesn't, and this is Lassiet. Takes place immediately after and contains spoilers for S6's Indiana Shawn & the whozit doohickey.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,769 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Prelude to a Kiss by Lawson227 reviews
Carlton & Juliet and an unexpected situation... of course. Now more than a one-shot still with a healthy dose of shmoop and a mystery. Enigmatic enough? Yes? Good. Rated M more for content than language. You've been warned.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,031 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Lassiet Shuffle by TheRealAlyshebaFan reviews
I'm not generally into songfics, and I include no lyrics here, but this was inspired by some songs on my MP3 "625 songs? Where did I ever get the time!" . Find the songs yourself to see why I think they fit.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Ballet and Cheese by TheRealAlyshebaFan reviews
A one-shot. For any Shules fans reading, you were warned. Oh, and a lot of this was inspired by Loafer! :D
Psych - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
The Fanfic Incident by Loafer reviews
Lassiter, Juliet and The Boys investigate criminal happenings at a gathering of fanfic writers. I intend to have fun with this, oh yes I do. COMPLETE.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,489 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Playbills Don't Pay Bills by TheRealAlyshebaFan reviews
How did Shakespeare get mixed up with a Psych fic? Well, that remains to be discovered.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,745 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH.
The One With Lassiter's Inappropriate Song by obsessedwithstabler reviews
As a parent, some moments are truly indescribable. Like the first time your child smiles or laughs.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Carlton L. - Complete
You're Beautiful To Me by obsessedwithstabler reviews
You could have gone with Romeo, but you let him go and you stayed with me instead. And every day I find new ways that make you beautiful...
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Juliet oH., Carlton L. - Complete
No Smoke Without Fire by Lawson227 reviews
Juliet and Carlton find themselves in remarkably similar predicaments. What they choose to do about it, however, remains to be seen. Shules & Marlowe both exist... but eventual Lassiet. Spoilers through ep. 6.09: Neil Simon's Lover's Retreat
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,084 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
WrapUp With A Twist by Loafer reviews
The conclusion of a murder case goes a little differently when one of the witnesses decides she has a few things to say about Shawn. Lassiet by the end. COMPLETE.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,782 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
The Truth Will Raise You Higher by LadyCizzle reviews
In More Ways Than One : Juliet wins a bet and now Carlton has to tell her the real story as to how he ended up in that sling. A challenge by Loafer and my first ever Lassiet pairing that borderlines being very dirty. Enjoy!
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Season for Justice by TheRealAlyshebaFan reviews
Carlton Lassiter isn't exactly known for speaking up for a convict, but if a man decides to make a change to his life, he can...can't he?
Psych - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,477 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Carlton L., Marlowe V. - Complete
Lassiter Draws The Line by Loafer reviews
COMPLETE. Slightly AU look at what might happen if Lassiter got fed up with how Shawn treats him. Shules exists, Marlowe doesn't, and it turned into Lassiet after all. See? The stories think they're in charge.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,978 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Northern Exposures by Ms.Teragram reviews
Shawn and Lassiter travel north to repossess a yacht and discover more than they bargained for.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,022 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Two Of Them by Ygrain33 reviews
After they leave Lothering, the two Wardens must make some crucial decisions. A part of Ned Cousland series, Alistair's PoV.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,866 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Alistair, Cousland
Just Another Day by TheRealAlyshebaFan reviews
Just another dreary birthday for Carlton Lassiter, who wants no celebrations or surprises. Yet he gets both. Again.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,810 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Lassiter's Christmas Carol by obsessedwithstabler reviews
For Christmas, Lassiter gets the one thing he never knew he needed.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Carlton L. - Complete
Next Time, I Call Shotgun by Artie Fowl reviews
Shawn was looking at him again, a half smile formed on his face; a look Lassiter decided he didn't care for, "Your secret is safe with me. I won't tell anyone. I'm really good at keeping secrets; even better at being one." Somewhat of a PWP. Slash.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,256 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
Carlton is the Reason for the Sneezin' by Ms.Teragram reviews
Shawn is sick over Christmas and blames Lassiter
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
The Ghosts Of Feastdays Past by sleepyowlet reviews
During a trip through the Bannorn Loghain and Eluned Cousland are surprised by a snow-storm and have to seek shelter. Will update to de-gnomed version as soon as it has been de-gnomed.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,700 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Loghain M. T., Cousland - Complete
Lassiter Overheard by Loafer reviews
COMPLETE. Another Lassiet! Juliet overhears something startling from Lassiter, and it sends the unlikely but perfect pair in a new but long overdue direction.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,702 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Julie & Julia & Juliet & Lassiter by Lawson227 reviews
In pursuit of a new hobby, Juliet learns more about not only herself, but her partner as well. Set during the current season, so references made to potential spoilers. Shules exists, but given how the show writers are playing it, there's room to play.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,862 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Juliet oH., Carlton L. - Complete
Checks and Scrabble by TheRealAlyshebaFan reviews
Just two little Carlowe fluff-drabbles.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Carlton L., Marlowe V. - Complete
People, Just People by Kkarrie reviews
They were people, just people and he didn't care. But this body wasn't just people, this time he did care. ::Character Death::
Psych - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Carlton L. - Complete
Twas the Wednesday Before Christmas by Kkarrie reviews
Twas the Wednesday before Christmas, and Lassiter has an early gift to give. Lassie/Marlowe ficlet.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Carlton L. - Complete
A Simple Man by UrbanHymnal reviews
He knows there is beauty to be found in simplicity. A short introspective piece on one Buzz McNab.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/22/2011 - B. McNab - Complete
Lassiter and Iris by Loafer reviews
One-shot Lassiet. Lassiter was present at the birth of Karen Vick's baby back in S1. Now, five years later, he meets Iris again, and their visit makes a big impression on Juliet.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Fools Rush In by obsessedwithstabler reviews
Wise men say only fools rush in. But I can't help falling in love with you. Cowritten with Loafer.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,556 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Juliet oH., Carlton L. - Complete
The Curious Thing About Psychics by TheRealAlyshebaFan reviews
Can Shawn's day get any worse? And seriously - why didn't he see it coming?
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,457 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Carlton L., Shawn S.
The Wrong Number by TheRealAlyshebaFan reviews
A kindasorta Christmas futurefic, set in S6, spoilers for Ep 3, "This Episode Sucks". I just got back into watching "Psych" and so I'm not sure if this works. Just giving it a try.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Carlton L.
Lassiter: ChChChanges by Loafer reviews
COMPLETE. Lassiter makes some drastic changes after an epiphany, and a lot of those changes affect Juliet on a very personal level. Lassiet!
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,982 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Psych: Last Man Standing by spookysister7 reviews
Carlton Lassiter hunched behind a rotten log. The dead and dying were scattered around him. People he knew and worked with. One minute, everything was fine. The next, they'd been lured out into the woods and slaughtered.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Shawn S., Carlton L., Juliet oH., B. McNab - Complete
Guns Don't Kill People, Gun Shows Kill People by Ms.Teragram reviews
Lassiter investigated a murder at the gun show. But will his fledgling relationship with Shawn also be a casualty? Sequel to Out of the Frying Pan and into the Firehouse, part of my Heterosexual Freakout Series.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,193 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Left The Horns At Home by Tyanilth reviews
Written for a Cheeky Monkeys challenge. This is not how Empress Celene's maids expected the Hero of River Dane to be...
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Loghain M. T., Cousland - Complete
The Art Of War by Tyanilth reviews
Loghain Mac Tir had never been faced with a stranger battleground than on his wedding day. Hourglass companion piece but can be read as a standalone, set after the death of the Archdemon.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Loghain M. T., Cousland
Broken by Tyanilth reviews
**NSFW** The Fade is not an escape from what a soldier failed to achieve waking. DARKFIC - warnings for mature themes and violence not graphic in a dream setting. If any of the above is likely to offend you, please stop reading now. Thank you
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,384 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/19/2011 - S. Cauthrien, Loghain M. T. - Complete
Out of the Frying Pan and Into The Firehouse by Ms.Teragram reviews
Shawn and Lassiter attempt to make one another jealous, with disastrous results.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,767 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
The Year Under by Bialy reviews
Juliet's convinced they're going to kill each other by Christmas. Juliet and Lassiter and a year spent alone together after a case goes sour. Lassiet, oneshot.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,697 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Juliet oH., Carlton L. - Complete
In This Light and On This Evening by Bialy reviews
Lassiter is steady, if strange; and reliable, if rash; and always there for her. Lassiet, following An Evening With Mr Yang. Oneshot.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Juliet oH., Carlton L. - Complete
Before The Daylight by Tyanilth reviews
Ten years before the events of Dragon Age Origins, a visitor comes to Castle Cousland in the spring. Companion piece to The Hourglass, but can be read as a stand alone.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Loghain M. T., Cousland
Carlton Lassiter is Not Gay by libco reviews
Carlton Lassiter is not gay, but he's not stupid either. He knows Shawn Spencer is flirting with him.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,718 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Succumbing to Weakness by Ygrain33 reviews
Moments of Ned Cousland's relationship with Morrigan, concentrating on its development. Morrigan's PoV. Rated M for later chapters.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,833 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Morrigan, Cousland - Complete
Shall I compare thee to a Pineapple? by libco reviews
Shawn always goes too far. A drabble.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Out of the Closet and Into The Frying Pan by Ms.Teragram reviews
Lassiter breaks the law and learns more than he bargained for.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,724 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
No Way Back by Ygrain33 reviews
The series of events that brought Ned Couslands on a path that he had never anticipated. Ned and Duncan PoV, with Alistair getting a shot.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,492 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Cousland, Duncan - Complete
Three Creams, Four Sugars and One Man With a Gun by Kkarrie reviews
Buzz is stuck in a coffee shop and Lassiter is the only one who can get him out.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,239 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Carlton L., B. McNab - Complete
You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling, And 1600 Dollars by Ms.Teragram reviews
Lassiter gets even with Shawn for his outrageous hotel bill
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Desk by Kkarrie reviews
Sometimes there's nothing more a man can do then to hide under his desk.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Carlton L. - Complete
Pineapple of Hospitality by Ms.Teragram reviews
After three weeks of sex, Shawn wants to broach the possibility of dating. His plans are complicated by the arrival of Lassiter's brother.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,691 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
In the Mood by MoonGoddessShadow reviews
Lassiter has never been much for dancing. Shawn loves to dance. A long night, a bust at a nightclub and Glenn Miller lead to a situation neither detective thought they'd find themselves in, one which Shawn had kind of secretly hoped for. Shassie.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,945 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 9/6/2010 - [Carlton L., Shawn S.] - Complete
You've Got To Hide Your Love Away In a Box by Ms.Teragram reviews
Shawn and Lassiter are buried alive.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,667 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
A Real Gift by MoonGoddessShadow reviews
Lassiter never cared much for holiday traditions. Working late after the Fuller case, he finds something on his desk that may start to change his mind. Set after "Gus' Dad May Have Killed an Old Guy!", slight spoilers. Pre-Shassie.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Carlton L. - Complete
Undercover and Overwhelmed by Ms.Teragram reviews
Lassiter and O'Hara go undercover at a gay resort and run into some unexpected friends. Sequel to Lassiter Rides the Pineapple Express.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,977 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Spencer, Lassiter, and a Common Interest by angel-dawes reviews
Shawn and Lassiter don't like the new guy Jules is dating, for different reasons. So they reluctantly team up to do something about it. Mostly Lassie-centric.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,048 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Carlton L. - Complete
I Must Become A LionHearted Girl by angel-dawes reviews
Juliet reacts, and tries not to react, following her ordeal in Mr. Yin Presents. Mostly a Jules-centered fic with some inner speculation on Shawn and some Jules/Lassie friendship/comfort.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Juliet oH. - Complete
Lassiter Rides The Pineapple Express by Ms.Teragram reviews
Lassiter has eaten the wrong brownies. Shawn steps in to help a very stoned Lassie solve a murder at the Cancer Run.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,587 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Carlton's Worst Inhibitions by Ms.Teragram reviews
With their one-night-stand stretching into its second month, Lassiter tries to juggle his anxieties about Shawn's sexual history, coming out at work, and his own identity. In the midst of it all, photos of Shawn and Lassiter begin arriving in the mail.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,060 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Lassiter learns How To Bend by Ms.Teragram reviews
Lassiter is alarmed at finding himself attracted to Spencer following the Drimmer incident. He visits a friend in San Francisco, looking for advice, but Spencer has tailed him. Lust overtakes them in the gayest city in the world.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,122 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
From Beyond the Morgue by Nixa Jane reviews
Shawn just wants to solve his latest case, but it isn't easy with Gus and Henry meddling in his love life, especially considering his love life consists of one bored workaholic detective on enforced leave. Sequel to Dah-Ling Store-It-Yourself. S/L Slash.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,482 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
The Dah Ling Store It Yourself by Nixa Jane reviews
The bad news is that one of Lassiter's highest profile arrests has just escaped from prison. The worse news is that his best hope of tracking him down is a sleep-deprived Shawn Spencer. Shawn/Lassiter preslash.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,069 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
What To Do When Alcohol Turns You Gay by Andie O'Neill reviews
A drunken night forces Shawn to do some soul searching.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,258 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
Choice by Andie O'Neill reviews
It was Abigail Lytar all over again, and although every bone in Shawn’s body told him to move… all he could do was watch and let another important moment slip away.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
Brokeback Psychic by Andie O'Neill reviews
Shawn finally watches “Brokeback Mountain” and he’s getting ideas while on his camping trip with Lassiter and Henry. Slash
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Henry S. - Complete
Sunshowers by Little Eirtae reviews
Juliet saves Carlton from yet another Christmas spent alone. Juliet x Lassiter
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,260 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Without A Clue by Collegekid2006 reviews
The Psych cast gets thrown into Shawn's wild game of weapons, rooms and...muuuurrrder. Based on a challenge to use the Psych characters as Clue characters. Warning- lots of references to the movie Clue.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,004 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
1,000 Paper Cranes Of Murder? by DeMarcos reviews
Shawn needs to apologize to Lassiter for being an oblivious idiot. His plan is genius and it works... until it makes him the lead suspect in a rash of serial killings. Slash, Shassi, established relationship.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,363 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/4/2007 - [Shawn S., Carlton L.] Burton G./Gus, Juliet oH. - Complete
Et In Arcadia Ego by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
When Colonel Tavington and his dragoons rescue three Loyalist sisters from an isolated plantation, events are set in motion that will change his life. Can he accept the opportunities Fate has offered him? COMPLETE with new appendices
Patriot - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 136,115 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/15/2004 - Published: 10/14/2003 - Complete
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The Return (edited) reviews
My most popular story, edited and updated to reflect Inquisition timeline.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 139,840 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/12 - Published: 6/26 - [Loghain M. T., Cousland] [Alistair, Anora]
Learning to Flinch reviews
An old warrior travels far into the Frostbacks to find a suitable place far from humanity to draw his final breath. There he encounters a strange person with a proposition for him: he will teach him the mystic arts and in exchange he will pass this knowledge on to others in his own dimension. He's not buying it. Can the doctor make him accept?
Crossover - Dragon Age & Doctor Strange - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,496 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/12 - Published: 6/19 - Loghain M. T., Dr. S. Strange, Wong
A Bullsht Tale, Part the Second The Blight: Loghain reviews
In this part of the story, Loghain is alive and almost well. He "follows" Warden Cousland on her journey through Ferelden and Orzammar looking for recruits and armies to rebuild what was lost at Ostagar, with a few suggestions of his own. There are some minor oddities about the man, but nothing major, nothing we haven't seen before. Winter/spring romance abounds!
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,825 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/22 - Published: 6/23 - [Loghain M. T., Cousland]
The Wanderers reviews
Sera gets sick of the "All hail the Inquisitor" attitude at Skyhold and makes a break for it. This part was written by me, but part of a role-play between myself and Trolldragonborn. Maybe. Haven't heard back from him at all.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,574 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/14 - Published: 6/26 - [Sera, Cousland] Loghain M. T.
Fen'Harel's Touch reviews
Cassandra's prisoner looks like a woman of ill repute but talks like a soldier. The only thing that rattles her at all is the discovery that she can now cast magic when she never before was a mage. She may be just what this Inquisition outfit requires, but who is she really?
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,158 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/9 - Varric T., Cassandra P., Solas, Adaar
A Twist of the Knife reviews
In a strange alternate universe, a paradox has occurred that threatens to tear apart the very fabric of time and space. Can our heroes save the world? Probably not this happy band of honyocks.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,407 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7/31 - Published: 7/24 - Loghain M. T., Iron Bull
A Bullsht Tale, Part the Second The Blight: Envy reviews
In this part of the story, Loghain is dead and the Envy demon took his place after the Landsmeet and is trying to rebuild confidence. He follows the Warden on her journey to rebuild the army but her companions do not trust him. How far will the Warden take her obsession with him before she learns the horrible truth? And how far will he go to make his dark schemes come to pass?
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,332 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/31 - Published: 6/23 - Cousland, Loghain M. T.
One More Last Chance reviews
The (hopefully) final director's cut of my over-told retelling of Loghain trapped in the world of Final Fantasy. I swear this is it. Honest. Cross my heart and hope to die.
Crossover - Final Fantasy XII & Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,221 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 5/11 - Loghain M. T.
Werewolf Walking
What would you do if I sang out of tune? Would you stand up and walk out on me? Heh... The Lady of the Forest walks into a bar...
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Published: 7/7 - Swiftrunner - Complete
A Bullsht Story, Part the First: Heroes From Villains reviews
An alternate universe retelling of the entire Dragon Age story, heavily Loghain-centric 'cuz that's how I roll. This part stands alone, but because the tale splits in two, you'll have a choice to make eventually, to follow either a hero or a villain.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,336 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 5/11 - Cousland, Loghain M. T., Hawke (F) - Complete
Blood of the Father reviews
In a Ferelden where the Blight never occurred, what end does the Maker have in store for a Loghain who never failed his nation?
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/30 - Loghain M. T., OC - Complete
Mystery Science Theater Ferelden
ONE-SHOT. Queen Anora of Ferelden goes looking for answers in the afterlife. What she finds is surprising even to her.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Published: 5/22 - Morrigan, Anora, Loghain M. T. - Complete
A Pirate's Heart reviews
Mackenzie Semprini, over-tall Iowan woman with a yen for adventure, sets off down a mysterious trail. Where will it take her? And what does it have to do with Captain Hook?
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,192 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/3/2015 - Published: 10/27/2015 - Captain Hook, OC
Breakin' In Slow Motion reviews
Angsty, perhaps, but comes from real life. Lassiter has a medical condition he doesn't understand. Juliet tries to help him cope with it. Probably no pairing: consider it strong friendship for now.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,420 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/12/2015 - Published: 9/28/2015 - Carlton L., Juliet oH.
Dream Talking reviews
Lassiter has some weird-ass dreams. Juliet gets him to confide in her. Sorry, no longer a one-shot, and no longer no pairing. Another damn Lassiet after all! MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,172 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/7/2015 - Published: 10/8/2015 - [Carlton L., Juliet oH.] - Complete
Shanghaied reviews
A case leading to the docks leads to a knock on the noggin and a kidnapping for our favorite police duo. Who has them and why? LASSIET! DEAL WITH IT! :-)
Crossover - Peter Pan & Psych - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,364 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 10/30/2015 - Captain Hook, Mr. Smee, Carlton L., Juliet oH.
A Pirate Looks Back reviews
Captain Hook has been around a long, long time...
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2015 - Captain Hook - Complete
James Cook: Damnation (edited) reviews
Sorry for the length: was too lazy to break it into chapters. A lightly edited version of the story posted somewhere further down my page. Looking for a beta. This is the first installment of the entire story: Redemption is the second.
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,202 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2015 - Captain Hook, Mr. Smee - Complete
James Hook: Redemption (edited) reviews
Sorry for the length: was too lazy to break it into chapters. A lightly edited version of the original further down my page. Looking for a beta. This is the second installment of the whole story.
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,805 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/22/2015 - Captain Hook - Complete
A Quiet Normal Life reviews
On the advice of his therapist, Lassiter takes up an absorbing new hobby. Emerging Lassiet. Now a crossover. Doctor Strange, since the idiots don't have him listed ANYWHERE in the comics category that I can find.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,901 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/22/2015 - Published: 10/10/2015 - [Carlton L., Juliet oH.]
What I've Learned From the SBPD reviews
This was originally a list of goofy things about a soldier. Lassiter's military-minded, so that's why there are still refs to cadences and suchlike. He'd never do any of these things, but he might well WANT to.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,698 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2015
Whump There It Is reviews
Possibly a preemptive sequel to "Objects in the Rear View Mirror May Appear Closer Than They Are." LASSIET. WHUMPY. Seriously, highly whumpy. Do not enter unless you're prepared for some serious whumpage. Lassiter has an incident.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/8/2015 - Published: 9/28/2015 - [Juliet oH., Carlton L.]
Won't Go Home Without You reviews
Lassy, Jules, Shawn, Gus, and Henry get pulled through a dimensional rift into another world. Shules exists, Carlowe does not, and ladies and gents, this will eventually be LASSIET. Technically a crossover, but I'm keeping it to Psych characters and throwing in too many multiverse elements to narrow it down to just one other fandom anyway.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,786 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/5/2015 - Published: 9/22/2015 - Shawn S., Carlton L., Henry S., Juliet oH.
Objects In the Rear View Mirror May Appear Closer Than They Are reviews
A chance encounter on the boardwalk near the Psych offices leads to a Lassiter family reunion. Will the shadows of the past prove too much for Lassiter? Emerging Lassiet. Fair Warning.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 96,998 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/28/2015 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Shawn S., Carlton L., Burton G./Gus, Juliet oH.
The Rear View Mirror reviews
Provides the backstory for my other ongoing, "Objects in the Rear View Mirror May Appear Closer Than They Are." Whumpy. Lassiter as a child. Just so you know, does not include any pairings. At all. Juliet hasn't even been born yet. Shawn is two. Shules does not exist yet, but neither can Lassiet. So just chill.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,296 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/23/2015 - Published: 8/18/2014 - Carlton L.
No Stranger to the Rain reviews
A wild hair. Loghain as the Inquisitor, just because I have no internet and therefore cannot make him alive during the game, grrr. A VERY wild hair, because Loghain is not human...nor elven, dwarven, or qunari. From the same background as The Return. Don't know yet that it'll work but I'm trying my damnedest.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,243 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/23/2015 - Published: 9/14/2015 - Loghain M. T.
You Can't Run Away From You reviews
Loghain Mac Tir and Elilia Cousland have a new world to conquer. Takes place immediately after Origins from the standpoint of the same origin as "The Return," only Duncan went to Orzammar instead of Highever. Crosses over into Dungeons and Dragons, other Final Fantasy titles, Harry Potter, and more.
Crossover - Final Fantasy XII & Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 52,525 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 6/9/2014 - [Cousland, Loghain M. T.]
The Archdemon's Gift reviews
Pulled across planes by the rift created in the wake of the archdemon's death, Loghain Mac Tir finds himself in a strange new world.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,094 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Loghain M. T.
Strange Bedfellows reviews
A practical-minded elf takes command of the Wardens post-Ostagar, and throws canon into turmoil. Eventual romance; Elilia Cousland doesn't exist.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 54,596 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Alistair, Tabris, Loghain M. T.
In a Nearly Perfect World reviews
Starting five years before the events of Origins, a stand-alone piece that could be seen as a thoroughly AU companion to The Return. What would have happened for Loghain Mac Tir and Elilia Cousland if one small but significant piece of the Origins puzzle were taken out of the picture. Independent storyline; need not be read to understand other DA fic or vice versa.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 173,385 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Alistair, Cousland, Anora, Loghain M. T.
The Return reviews
Current characters: Loghain/Cousland, Surana, Brosca, Varric, Anora/Alistair, Merrill, Isabella, Fenris, Aveline/Donnic, Tabris, Flemeth. Loghain Mac Tir returns from Orlais after being relieved of his service in the Wardens through mysterious offices, just in time to help the King, Queen, and Hero of Ferelden (Cousland) put down the Empress' renewed "interest" in Ferelden.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 97 - Words: 257,216 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Cousland, Loghain M. T. - Complete
The Teyrn's Rebuttal reviews
Smutty little one-shot. Meaningless fluff.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Loghain M. T. - Complete
The Lost Adventures reviews
Thoroughly AU - if Loghain's search for the missing King Maric was a ruse, this is how I envision those two missing years. I've never actually read the comic that deals with this portion of DA history, so forgive the toes I step on along the way.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,377 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Loghain M. T., Maric T. - Complete
Red Dress and Run, Boys, Run reviews
A retelling of and addition to a specific portion of The Stolen Throne: Rowan and Loghain have it out over Loghain's feelings for Rowan.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Loghain M. T., Rowan - Complete
The Return: Triptych reviews
En route to Redcliffe, post-Landsmeet, a late-night encounter between two former foes. A night that never happened within the context of The Return.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,794 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Cousland, Loghain M. T. - Complete
Sympathy For the Devil reviews
A triple-dog dare from Apollo Wings: can the slipperiest villain in the Dragon Age universe ever seem likeable? The answer: mm, to someone, maybe, but probably not. In any event, this vignette attempts to garner a little sympathy for a true devil.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/6/2013 - R. Howe, Nathaniel H. - Complete
Boundin' reviews
When Juliet gets the seven-year itch six years early she finds herself unaccountably hot and bothered for a blue-eyed police official. Emerging LASSIET
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,219 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Juliet oH., Carlton L. - Complete
Monkey Shorts 3: Rub Me Raw reviews
Second sequel to Monkey Wash Donkey Rinse: Juliet goes on a shopping spree and surprises Lassiter with a special new outfit. LASSIET
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Juliet oH., Carlton L. - Complete
There's Always a Bloody Ghost reviews
The mysterious murder of a geeky coed at UCSB catches Lassiter shorthanded and feels suspiciously Shakespearean. COMPLETE
Psych - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,675 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Carlton L. - Complete
Freaky Thursday reviews
In a slight Marvel-universe crossover, Shawn and Lassiter fall afoul of the Orb of Agamotto, which decides to teach them a lesson about themselves and each other by forcing them to live one day in each other's shoes. Could be considered slightly pre-LASSIET, but is not intentionally of that ship. COMPLETE
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,112 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
Viva Voce reviews
Juliet gives the boys a very important pop quiz they never saw coming. LASSIET.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,920 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Juliet oH., Carlton L. - Complete
Monkey Shorts 2: Jungle Telephone reviews
The much-anticipated sequel to "Monkey Wash Donkey Rinse" - Lassiter has doubts, Juliet removes them. LASSIET
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Juliet oH., Carlton L. - Complete
Monkey Wash Donkey Rinse reviews
O'Hara takes a few pointers and Lassiter is taken FAR out of his comfort zone, but never fear, he's far too smart to pass up a good thing. One-Shot. LASSIET
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Juliet oH., Carlton L. - Complete
Who's Psyching Who? reviews
Strange events lead to a stranger concept: could Carlton Lassiter actually be psychic? - CARLOWE
Psych - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 45,679 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Carlton L., Marlowe V. - Complete
I Go to the Barn Because I Like the Tab reviews
What do an abscessed tooth, a haunted condominium, and suspiciously appropriate background music have in store for fans of LASSIET? Only the Shadow knows.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,230 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Partners reviews
There for each other, no matter what. Now with 50% more serial killer. AU story set post "Mr. Yin Presents." LASSIET
Psych - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 34,520 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
After the Shots Rang Out: A Shot to the Heart reviews
Recovering from a serious work-related injury leads Lassiter to take a good hard look at his life - and his relationship with both Shawn Spencer and his partner. - partial SHASSIE with some one-sided LASSIET. NOW COMPLETE
Psych - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 71,386 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Carlton L. - Complete
Cancelled reviews
Lassie has finally gone off the deep end. Or has Shawn?
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Shawn S. - Complete
The Penguins are Stealing My Sanity reviews
To uncover abuse at a local parochial school, and exonerate Lassiter from charges of false arrest, Shawn and Gus are forced to expose a nasty secret.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,130 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Shawn S., Burton G./Gus - Complete