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Author has written 5 stories for Starcatchers Series, Hunger Games, and Iron Fey Series.
June 22, 014: Phew it's been a while since I updated, so I tried to send a message to all my readers letting guys know why I haven't updated lately and Fanfiction warned me that apparently the message was being detected as spam... So I appologize to the site I kind of didn't realize I wasn't allow to send an update message by PM to all my readers, really, I am not trying to be sarcastic at all. P.S. if anyone in charge of the site sees this, I wish they would please get rid of the rule that says we can't post Author Updates as chapters, it is extreamly annoying, how else are supposd to let our readers know why there haven't been updates when we can't message them or post Author Updates?
-March 7, 013
Ok, so just posted another short story (yes it's complete:) ) about what went on with Peeta during Mockingjay. It's basically a conversation between Peeta and President Snow I picture in my head that I thought the book was lacking.
(yeah I so hope they put something like this in the movie.)
BTW feel free to review and tell me what you think (or message me, either one)
-Jan 21 013
In cause anyone wants to know, I'm about almost half-way done with the first book in my new Finnick/OC series.
Which I plan to have it go from pre-HG series all the way to the end of Mockingjay.
A brief description will be given later when it's almost finished.
What I can tell you is mid-way in writing, I started listening to the song 'Sparks Fly' by Taylor Swift and my first thought was 'Oh my hunger games, this sound exactly like what my story's about'
Stuff about me:
-I'm a girl. (in case that's not obvious.)
-I'm a christian.
-I do plan to be an Author someday.
-And I love acting as well.
I know Elvish, I'm leaning French,( Bonjour Je m'appelle Regja, commment allez-vous?" and I've taken a little Latin. I've ridden horses for a long time also, (since I was 9) I dance Ballet, I've one 1 year of Soccer and T-ball, and gymnastic when I was little.
-I've been writing stories since I was five (of course back then all of them were just scribbled pictures)
One thing I would love to do is learn archery and sword fighting (BTW sword fighting is different from fencing .)
Personality: Silly, daydreamer, adventurous, deep thinker, Fashion diva (minus the diva) and little bit of a tom boy. (my mom basically calls me a fashionable tom boy,) love running around outdoors and don't mind getting my clothes dirty but I have to wear a cute outfit while I'm doing it.) O.K I admit maybe a little mock cocky at times too, but hey that's what you get from a girl that spent her whole childhood listening to too many stories of a cocky flying boy who will not grow up:)
I'm a mega huge Peter Pan fan. (probably the biggest)
I love the Starcatcher books, and right now I'm working on a story for that. Which, I now have up, it's called Peter and the Silver Chalice, it takes place two years after the "Bridge to Neverland" book.
Right now I'm in the middle of writing the 18th chapter, but I only have eight (not including prologue as a chapter) up so far. Feel free to either review or message me if you like the story.
I'd really be glad to have reviews on it.
I actually got the idea for this story from one day, mindlessly staring at a plastic chalice I had in my room. I was tired of waiting for a sequel of Bridge to Never Land to come out so I've made my own!
favorite SC books: Peter and the Starcatchers, and: Peter and the Secret of Rundoon.
And yes I've read every single Starcatcher book, including the new one: Bridge to Never Land.
I so love the Hunger games series. And in my opinion I think a lot people are getting the Hunger Games mixed up with the Book "Hunger Games" because there's a big difference.
The actual 'Hunger Games' in the story are about the government taking kids and forcing them to kill each other.
While the book is about a girl living in that world who can't stand what the government is doing to them and volunteers for her little sister so her sister won't have to die.
They are not the same thing, the book is not saying the games (meaning kids killing kids) is a good thing, in fact the point it's trying to make is exactly the opposite. (meaning that it's wrong, cruel, and sick.)
I have a few stories rolling around in my head for HG stuff, but don't know when I'll post them.
-I have actually finally finished a story for once, which of course is a Hunger Games fanfic/ songfic short story. Which is now up; it's a tragic story about a girl from District 4 who was picked as tribute.
-IRON FEY: Absolutely love the Iron Fey series, though I mostly read it for Puck's brilliant witty comebacks.
If I could have been born a faery I would have been a Seelie fey no doubt about that.
-American Dragon Jake Long:
I'm also a big American Dragon Jake Long fan (best TV show ever! :))
I'd have to say, my favorite Am Dragon stories would be Dragon vs Hunsclan, and Jake and Rose stories.
Warner/ Juliette (Shatter Me trilogy, BTW my OTP)
-Aidrian/ Rose (hate Dimitri so much, he's too brooding and serious)
-Puck/Meghan (Yep Team Puck 100%, sorry Ice-boy go take a hike (and as Puck would add; off a cliff.))
-Will /Tessa (Infernal Devices trilogy)
-Patch/ Nora (from the Hush Hush series)
-Lena/ Alex (from the Delirium series)
-Clary/ Jace (from the Mortal Instruments series)
-Tris/Four (Divergent series)
-Caine/ Dianna (from the Gone series)
-Peeta/Katniss(from the Hunger Games trilogy)
-Peeta & Katniss's daughter/ Finnick's son
-Peter/Molly (from the Starcatchers series)
-Sonny/ Chad (from Sonny With a Chance)
-Jake/Rose (from American Dragon JL)
-Miley Stweart/Jake Ryan (Hannah Montana)
Hikaru/ Haruhi (Ouran High School Host Club)
-Zero/ Yuki (Vampire Knight)
Book genres: Dystopian, Paranormal, Fantasy, Contemporary
Music types: Classical, Celtic, and Pop, Country-Rock, Nightcore, and random stuff.
Current Songs obsessions: TBA
TV: American Dragon Jake Long, Hannah Montana, Phineas and Ferb, Kim Possible, 7th Heaven, Boy Meets World, Sister Sister, Lizzie McGuire, Sonny With a Chance.
Movies: Lord of the Rings (BTW have read the book but like the movie a whole lot more), Hunger Games, Chronicles of Narnia, Peter Pan (2003 film) Legends of the Guardians: Owls of Ga' Hoole, Arthur and the Invisibles, Felicity (American Girl movie) Left Behind (all 3), Veggie Tales movies.
Books: Iron Fey, Hush Hush, Delirium, Divergent, Mortal Instruments, Starcatchers, Hunger Games trilogy, Gone series, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Ranger's Apprentice, Chronicles of Narnia, Guardians of Ga' Hoole (the Ga' Hoole books were so much better than the movie (Even though I saw the movie first)), Warriors, Kingdom Keepers, Redwall, the Sword Bearer. (and lots more)
Colors: reds, grey, green, and camo.
Favorite way to relax: Sitting outside in the backyard write stories down that pop into my head.
List twelve characters from your favorite fandom in no particular order, then answer theses questions about them.
From TMI (The Mortal Instruments)
12. Seelie Queen
1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fic?
Nope, that'd be kind of weird...
2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?
Love Simon's humor, he's totally hilarious, but I wouldn't say hot... sorry Simon.
3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?
Sure you don't mean that the other way around?
4) Can you recall any fics about nine?
No, I really need to read more TMI fics...
5) Would two and six make a good couple?
6) five/nine or five/ten? Why?
OMG Sebastian and Maureen would come up with the caziest evil plans together, no one could stop them.
NO way would Sebastian/Luke ever be thing, just- I'm not even gonna bother stating what is so wrong with that, I can't even-
7) What if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex?
Jordan, and probably most of the fandom would be scarred for life! Do not drink the faery water Izzy just don't, who knows what's in that stuff!
8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fic.
Pre-City of Bones: It's moving day Clary's mom intorduce's her to Luke ,her mother's old friend who will be helping them move to their new appartment in New York. Luke takes Clary out for some bonding time and buy ice-cream while Joycelyn cleans up the place. The end of that.
9) Is there such a thing as one/eight fluff?
If by that that you mean romatically Um no, I hope not they're practically father/son.
10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic?
City of Lies/ City of Regret/ or City of Decpetion
11) Is anything on your favorite list about eleven?
Not really, she's the WORST book mother ever!!!
12) Think of a title for a two/four or a two/five?
Two/Four: City of Forbiden Love (vampire and shadowhunter aren't generally acceptable so...)
Two/Five: City of City of Vengance (for what happened to Max)
13) If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would it be?
Hand of Sorrow by Within Temptation probably (it's basicaly about good-turned-evil so...)
14) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Warning: Do not blame the fanfic author for what you are about to read, you clicked on this of your own free will!
15) When was the last time you read a fic about five?
Recently, I have a guilty thing for Sebastian (he's my ultamate fav character of the series),yeah I know he's a evil villian BUT I DON"T CARE!
16)" (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).
Jace and Jordan are in a happy relationship until Maureen runs off with Jordan. Jace, heartbroken,has a hot one-night stand with Joycelyn and a brief unhappy afair with the Seelie queen, then follows the wise advice of Sebastian and finds true love with Clary... ( final thoughts: The heck just happened?)
17) What title would you give this fic?
City of Absolute Madness/ City of Chaos
(Be honest no matter what.)
1) Have you ever been asked out?
2) Where did you get your default picture?
Iron Fey website
3) What's your middle name?
4) Your current relationship status?
5) Does your crush like you back?
6) What is your current mood?
Tired, stressed, depressed
7) What color of underwear are you wearing?
that is personal!
8) What color shirt are you wearing?
dark bluish pink
9) Missing something?
lots of things
10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?
Raven or a horse
12) Ever had a near death experience?
unless almost being in a head on car collision counts then no
13) Something you do a lot?
read, write, fangirl over characters
14) The song stuck in your head?
15) Who did you copy and paste this from?
16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?
I don't know.
17) When was the last time you cried?
18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
19) If you could have one super power what would it be?
fly, invisability, or imortality
20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Eyes, smirks, is it wierd if I say eyebrows?
21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?
22) What's your biggest secret?
My biggest secret is... hahahahahahaha! in the words of Puck: "You thought I'd tell you? really? Oh I kill me!" For me to know and you to lose your mind over little mortal haha...
23) Favorite color?
Green or Red
24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?
only if that's all that's on.
25) What are you?
Maybe I'm a soul binding fae maybe not.
26) Do you speak any other language?
Oui, Je parle un peu francais, Im quen i lambe eva i eldar, Latin Ioquour
27) What's your favorite smell?
28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?
29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?
on my bucket list, when I get around to making one
30) What are you thinking about right now?
Warner (from shatter me series), sleep,
31) What should you be doing?
32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
33) Do you like working in the yard?
34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
Mason? Rivers, Steels, Aarons, Sardothien
35) Do you act differently around the person you like?
36) What is your natural hair color?
37) Who was the last person to make you cry?
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, Line 4.
"they must've heard about the damage I've caused. I know" (Unravel Me by Tahereh Mafi)
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?
the side of my bed.
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Buffy the Vapire Slayer...
4. Without looking, guess what time it is.
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6. From the exception of the computer, what else can you hear?
the Tomodachi 3DS game and the dryer
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
None of your beeswax!
8. Before you started this survey what did you look at?
IDK you tell me ;)
9. What are you wearing?
Lacey rose shirt with ripped jeans and combat boots,
10. Did you dream last night?
Not last night no.
11. When did you last laugh?
Not that you need to know, but few hours ago... something really fun and no- I'm not telling you.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Lots and lost of fandom posters.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
14. What do you think of this quiz?
You're not getting any flattery from me, (weirdo quiz)
15. What is the last film you saw?
Battle of the Five Armies
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
An ancient gothic castle
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
htamrap htoh mI eveirra'l srev hsivle elrap eJ (if you can figure that out you're thhuoht I naht retrams)
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
That's for me to know, and you never in a trillion years find out.
19. Do you like to dance?
Please do you EVEN know me, Duh!
20. George Bush: Whole lot better than the president we got stuck with now.
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Hmm not that I'd ever have kids in the first place but; Addison, Celeana, Juliette, Annalise, Kylie, Jaylin, Isabelle, too may to chose from.
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Is it bad if I say Finnick? Maybe Warner? or Jace, Hunter, Jade
(yeah I know my kids would hate for being name after characters, but I don't care)
-Shatter Me series:
-"Fear will learn to fear me." (Ignite me: Juliette)
-"I want to be the friend you fall hopelessly in love with." (Unravel Me: Warner)
-You destroy me." (Unravel Me: Warner)
-Iron Fey (some of my favPuck quotes, and there are a LOT)
-"Of course, that's it," Robbie said with a sneer. "I've always wanted the IQ of a rock. No, wait. That would be an insult to the rock." (Iron king; Puck/Robbie)
-I suppose I could say 'I told you so'- but... I won't." He pursed his lips, trying not to grin. "'Cause...that would just be wrong." (Iron King; Puck)
-He held me tighter; "I'll Always come back for you." (Iron Daughter; Puck)
-"I wouldn't defy Oberon for just anyone. But, for you..." He leaned forward, touching his forehead to mine.
"I'd come back from the dead for you." (Iron Daughter; Puck)
-"Really, that's the oldest trick in the book. I know, 'cause I wrote the book." (Iron King; Puck)
-"Don't you trust me to keep you safe? I would've given everything for you? Why didn't you think I'd be enough?" (Iron king; Puck)
-"Do you know what this is?" he muttered.
Puck smirked. "Uh, yes, actually. In most circles, it's called a stick. Used for starting fires, poking large insects, and playing fetch with your dog." (Iron Queen; Puck)
-"Only I keep wishing I could think of a to... show the Capitol they don't own me. That I'm more than just a piece in their Games."(Hunger Games; Peeta)
-"She has no idea. The effect she can have." (Hunger Games; Peeta)
-What's going on down there Katniss? Have they all joined hands? Taken a vow of Nonviolence? Tossed their weapons in the sea in defiance of the Capitol?" (Catching Fire; Finnick)
-"If they really killed her off like this, they'd have an uprising on their hands. Don't want that do they? Whole country in rebellion? Wouldn't want anything like that!" (Catching Fire; Johanna)
-"They can't hurt me. I'm not like the rest of you. there's no one left I love." (Catching Fire; Johanna)
-Lord of the Rings:
-"So do all who live to see such times but that is not for them to decide. All you have to decide is what to with the time that is given to you." (Fellowship of the Ring: Gandalf)
-"It's like in the great stories Mr. Frodo. Full of darkness and danger they were. And sometimes you didn't even want to know the end. Because how could the ending be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened. Those are the stories that stay with you, that ment somethin' even if you were too small to understand why. But I think Mr. Frodo, I do understand, I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back only they didn't. They kept goin', 'cause they were holdin' on to somethin'" ( Sam)
-"What are holding onto Sam?" (Frodo)
"That there's some good in this world Mr. Frodo, and it's worth fighting for." (Sam)
(Two Towers: Frodo & Sam)
-"How do pick up the threads of an old life? How do you go on? When in your heart you begin to understand there's is no going back. Some wounds that time cannot mend. Some hurts that go to deep, that have taken hold." (Return of the King: Fordo)
Peter and the Silver Chalice; it takes place two years after the "Bridge to Neverland" book
The Tragedy of A Pearl; A tragic story about a girl from district 4 who was picked as tribute in the 56th Hunger Games. Warning: may cause you to cry at some point (if I've done my job well) (BTW it's a prequel to the Finnick/ OC story I'm currently writing)
It Costs Everything You Are: Peeta asks for a cease-fire to protect Katniss, but just what would make him go against who he is? As he soon finds out, it costs everything you are, to keep the person you love… alive.
When Ocean & Storm Collide:
A story about girl from District 4 who absolutely hates Finnick Odair and wants nothing to do with him, however fate has a funny sense of humor. Will she learn to get along with the arrogant jerk or will they tear each others eyes out?
You'll have to read to find out.
The Iron Princess:
If Summer and Winter were not meant to fall in love, then Iron and Winter is a recipe for total disaster. They were never suposed to meet, the Iron Princess and Winter Prince, he was not even supposed to exist. A romance that started out as mutual hate for each soon ignites into a dangerous love forbidden by all the fey courts that may either unite or distroy the realm of the fey.
Will the Princess and the Prince have their happy ending? Or will a dark secret bring the universe crashing to it's knees?
read and find out.
Why Team Puck Rules!:
OK and seriously now have to gush about why I'm so team Puck and been from the start no sways.
So here are some reasons why I love him and quote to back them up:
1. He's known Meghan a long time, and like others have said, and I agree, this means he's seen all her flaws and yet is completely in love with her. His puppy-dog-like love for her is so sweet!:
-"I've loved that girl since before she knew me. I did my job and for years I protected her." from Iron Knight.
"-You're kind of blind you Princess. I wouldn't defy King Oberon for just anyone. But, for you, I'd come back from the dead for you." from Iron Daughter.
-"I was the one who could make her laugh. Who'd take a bullet for her wihout question. I was the one who protected her from her cruel human classmates. Who walked her to and from the bus every day. Who remembered her birthday when everyone else even her own family forgot." from Summer's Crossing.
(The whole thing with Meghan and Ash love at first sigh is totally 100% unrealistic and a superficial fairy-tale in my honest opinion.)
2. He's outgoing and is for the most part never speechless, and always has a snarky, witty, or sarcastic come back ready at the tip of his tongue. The type of which I could only dream of coming up with:
-"I could say 'I told you so'. But...I won't. 'Cause that would just be wrong." from Iron King
"-Oh, but do tell me the next time you wanna have tea with an orger. I'll be sure to bring my club" from Iron King
-"You know, I was just thinking we needed to be hunted down like rabbits and torn apart. My day just isn't complete without something trying to kill me." Iron King
-"Really, that's the oldest trick in the book. I know, 'cause I wrote the book." from Iron King
( which I guess is what also draws me to him as I am mostly very shy and can never think of what to say, so with Puck there would never be one of those awkward silent moments.
While Ice-boy, on the other hand, jeez I'd tear my own hair out trying to get a word out of him! I seriously do NOT know how Puck has put up with him all those centuries.)
3. He's extreamly protective of Meghan and yet he also does what ever she asks even if it puts him in hot water with the King;
- '"Just sticked close," he muttered. Robbie squeezed my hand, "it's O.K. Don't let go of me, and don't say anything to anyone. They won't even notice we're here." from Iron King
-"I love you! I'm not going to watch you get torn apart when everything goes bad." from Iron Daughter
-"I supose I could tell you never to go off alone, but I think it's a waste of breath. Oh, what the heck. Don't go off alone Princess. Under any circumstances, understand? In this world you're view as either a plaything or a light snack. Don't forget that." from Iron King
-"I'm here. Don't forget that. No matter what happens I'll protect you. I'll never leave your side no matter what comes at us. Count on it." from Iron Daughter.
4. He still loves her and wants her to be happy even when she didn't chose him:
-"He cannot go back to Oberon. Oberon exiled him when he came after you. He disobeyed the King's orders and has been bannished from the Nevernever." from Iron Queen.
-"Jealousy isn't something we deal with well. But some of us have been around long enough to know when to let go, and what is most important. The happiness of my two best friends should be more important than some ancient fude." from Iron Queen.
-"I have always loved you, Princess. And I always will. And I'll take whatever you can give." from Iron Queen.
-"Why are you here? For Meghan. That was the obvious answer. I was here for Meghan. Because I loved my princess and I wanted her to be happy. Even if her happiness meant she was with someone else. Even if that someone else was my Archrival." from Summer's Crossing.
5. He's not a prince.
Need I mention, as I have said before: I H. A. T. E. 'prince charming'! And while Puck is charming he is not the stuffy, strick, always follow orders type, or emotionless, (like some certain ice-boy ex prince we all know)
Stuff I found and totally agree with (not my own did not come up with this stuff BTW):
-Someday your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. (so I did the smart thing and gave up on him..)
-I'm the kind of girl who would rather love a guy from a book than a boy in real life.
-I'm the kind of girl who speaks her mind...
-I'm the kind of girl who likes to be myself - doesn't mean I'm cocky and/or arrogant. Doesn't mean I'm not, either...
-I'm the kind of girl who threatens her computer.
-I'm the type of girl who bursts out laughing in the dead of silence from something that happened yesterday
Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead
who keeps your picture in his wallet,
who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,
who holds your hand in front of all his friends,
who thinks your beautiful without makeup
one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how he is lucky to have you
THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER.
Raise your hand if you think The Guy is Robin Goodfellow.
(found this on Ninja's profile, so love it, and totally agree :) )
-Repost this if you are a THG Fan! Bold the ones you are!
After reading the books you-
1. Love the colour sunset
2. Mourn all the characters for months
3. You can't think about bread the same way
4. The name 'Peter' Doesn't sound right anymore
5. You always say 'Mockingjay' instead of'Mockingbird'
6. You think of tracker jackers when you see bees
7. You seem to act like katniss for a while
8. You want to name your bird 'Mockingjay'
9. You named your cat buttercup'
10. You call your sister 'little duck'
11. You love the colour green
12. You giggled when you found out prim mean 'petite and proper'
13. You think Hollywood is the Capitol
14. You search up hunger games funny pics
15. You want to taste peeta bread
16. you wonder what Katniss & Peeta named their kids
17. you think Finnick's son is called Finn or Finnick Jr
18. You want to name your kid Peeta
19. You think Finnick is an awesome name
20. You don't and do want to be Katniss
-Repost this is you are a Gone Fan! Bold the ones you are:
after reading the books you-
1. Go and write a fanfic about it
2. Want to be in the FAYZ
3. Search Perdido Beach on google earth.
4. Look up Gone pictures
5. TAlk to your friends non stop about it.
6. Want to marry Sam.
7. Love Edilio
8. Have nightmares about Drake.
9. Want to call your child Gaia
10. Wonder what happened with Sam and Astrid's relationship.
11. Can't see pandas without thinking about cannabalism.
12. allocate your friends characters
13. Think Patrick star is a better dog
14. Find it strange that Lana Arwen Lazaar's name comes from Lord of the Rings.
15. Want to use Bertos as a currency.
16. You look at birds to check for talons.
17. check every five minutes that your teacher hasn't disappeared.
18. Force your friends to read gone.
19. Have become obsessed with a certain character.
20. Went into mourning after Light.
-You know you're obsessed with the Iron Fey when:
1. You talk to your cat, hoping they may be Grim.
2. You look all through your closet, absolutely sure you'll find a trod to the NeverNever in the back.
3. You call out "Ash!" whenever you see a boy/teen with longer, black hair.
4. You look to the side and ask Puck for a good prank idea.
5. You become completely terrified by any metals, certain they'll either kill or severely injure you.
6. You believe that if you go swimming in a lake, you'll be eaten by kelpies.
7. You call out "Leanansidhe" and then ask her to give you inspiration.
8. You're certain that some fruits will get you drunk.
9. You cower in fear when there's a sudden gust of cold wind, believing that it was from a mad Winter faerie.
10. You sit on a river bank and wait to hear a nixie's siren song.
11. You show a club bouncer your library card, thinking that your belief was strong enough to trick him.
12. You say "Beau! Meghan and Ash must be near!" whenever you see a loose German Shepard.
-How to Tell if You're a Writer (BOLD= you are):
-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
You Might Be An Author If...:
1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.
2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.
3. You often imagine your books becoming movies.
4. Spell check is your best friend.
5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background.
6. You hesitate before killing of one of your favourite characters
7. You smile really big when your gonna finally write a character love scene.
8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.
9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.
10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long.
11. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.
12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written.
13. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.
14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.
15. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time.
16. If you're not writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.
17. You talk to yourself... constantly.
18. You forget what day it is when you're writing.
19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away.
20. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.
21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.
22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.
23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.
24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending.
25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.
26. You are in love with the Thesaurus.
27. You dream about your stories.
28. You dream of new stories.
29. You often revisit some of your old stories.
30. Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing.
I am NOT that girl;
The one that is super popular.
The one that is rich.
The one obsessed with Twilight.
The one that will lie to get her way.
The one that doesn't care about your feelings.
The one that wears her Team Edward or Team Jacob shirt proudly.
The one that has a new boyfriend every week.
The one that hates her life because she wears size-two jeans.
The one that would cry over a boy.
The one that loves Justin Bieber.
The one that will give up because she broke a nail.
The one that started wearing makeup at nine years old.
BUT I am that girl;
The one who likes books more than boys.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy.
The one who reads and writes to escape.
The one who just wants to help.
The one that really wants to make a difference.
The one that sticks to her values.
The one that doesn't look at race .
The one that cries when she feels alone and helpless; it only shows she's strong.
The one that refuses to believe that this is it.
The one that people like, because she's crazy.
The one that doesn't care if she looks like idiot, because if looking like a idiot is what it takes, go for it.
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow.
The one who won't give in.
The one who won't give up.
Paste this to your profile if you agree with every one of these.
-If you hate stereotypes, copy and paste the ones that are true for you into your profile.
-I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
-I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
-I like ANIME, so I MUST be a freak
-I’m a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head
I’m a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate everyone who doesn’t share my beliefs
-I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
--I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
-I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
-I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
-I live in the WEST, so I MUST be cowboy
--I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual.
-I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
-I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
-I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.
-I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
-I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
-I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
-I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
-I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
-I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
-I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
-I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
-I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
-I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
-I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
-I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
- I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
- I am A BOOKWORM, so I MUST be a dreamer
-I am A DREAMER, so I MUST be insane (unrealistic)
-I HAVE MANY DIFFERENT INTERESTS, so I MUST be unable to commit to one thing
-I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
-I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
-I'm POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.
-I'm a HANNAH MONTANA FAN, so I MUST be childish and immature.
-I'm a TEENAGER who still likes the DISNEY CHANNEL, so I MUST be immature and childish.
-I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a tramp.
- I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up
-I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
-I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
-I'm into THEATER, so I MUST be a homosexual.
-I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
-I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
-I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
-Boy-or-Girl Survey (Bold is yes, normal is no.)
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. (still have em' too...)
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. (does police or spy count?)
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. (more like a; PS, Ds, Game Boy, Game Cube, Wii, and DS3 yeah, you can tell I'm a bit of gamer)
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers (if one week counts)
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night
You wear lip gloss/chapstick. (about the only make-up I'd ever wear...)
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink (only the bright hot pink)
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. (Yeah...No)
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to take a bath, get dressed.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can. (you kidding? So hate dresses, N.O No way!)
You like wearing body spray/perfume
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joke of it.
Like being the star of everything (oh great, that sounds so conceited but...)
total:10 ( knew it I am So NOT a girly-girl, and proud of it , trust me)
REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now
Other good quotes:
-Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
-Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.
-I'm alergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm
-Normal people scare me
-In order for you to insult me, I would first have to value your opinion ;)
-I'm More afraid of Growing up than anything else.
-Don't grow up it's a trap!
-Facts: Women are Crazy. Men are stupid. And the MAIN REASON women are crazy is BECAUSE men are stupid!
-We live in an era of Smart Phones and stupid people
-Dear Life, I have a complete grasp that you are not fair. So please, STOP TEACHING ME THAT LEASON!
-You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same.
-My friend thinks he smart, he said onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.
-COPY & PASTES:
-If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
-If you have ever loved someone that isn't real, copy paste this into your profile. (Way too many times..)
-92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.
-If you have ever been in love with an imaginary character, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Too many times to count.. sigh)
-If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copy this into your profile.
-If you have your best moments of fanfiction idea brilliance when you're trying to go to sleep, copy and paste this on your profile.
-If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
--If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you have ever become so obsessed with something that it is NOT even funny anymore and people think you’re insane, copy this into your profile. (Um...this just described my whole life...)
If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.
-If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
-If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
-There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
-If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
-If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile
-If you have spent multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If you have ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
-If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
-98 percent of teens can walk without running into walls. If you're in the 2 percent that can't, post this in your profile.
-98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.
-If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself, copy this into your profile.
-If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
-98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. (One just no... So gross! and 2; if I'm going to die, I want it to be in a valiant one-on-one sword duel, not overtake by some fatal illness that could easily have avoided)
-If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
-If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
-93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?" copy this onto your profile.
-If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile
-If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do
-If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If you have more than 200 books in your room, copy this into your profile.
-If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers copy this into your profile.
-If you want to be a writer someday Copy and Paste This in your profile.
-If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
-If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile
-If you wonder who started these thingamawhatevers, copy this into your profile.
-Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Happychica, nwfairy, SciFOXcraft279, Aremv monthlyobsesionist, Blonde to the Brain, Queen of Air and Darkness, Regja
-If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.
-A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile
-If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
-If you can read/speak more than one language (not necessarily fluently), copy this into your profile. (3 actually...)
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile
If your profile is WAAAAAYYYY too long, copy this into your profile and proceed to brag about how long your profile is.
-If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile
-Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
-Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! (wooooo!)
-If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
-If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile
-If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (It's a conspiracy!!)
-If you express your feelings, like HATRED for Twilight, and LOVE for Hunger Games, in your copy and paste, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you make up your own Copy and paste, copy and paste this into your profile
-If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
-If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile =D
-If anyone has ever had to tell you, "No, the other left/right," Copy and paste this into your profile
-If you're a part of the low percentage of teens that isn't preppy, copy and paste this in your profile.
-If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you wierd, copy and paste this on your profile.
-If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.
-If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this to your profile.
-My ceiling is white. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two mooses meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Chocolate tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
-If you've ever imagined killing off a fictional character to steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this in your profile
-If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
-If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.
-Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
-If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you're often confused for a shy and quiet person (but definitely aren't), copy and paste this into your profile. (well not outgoing either but...yeah)
-If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile
-If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
-If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If you've ever been looking for something, then forgot what it was and why it was so important, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you have a mind that you're sure no one will understand, copy this into your profile.
-If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I, like, can't believe, I, like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile. (Johanna where's the axe!?)
-If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile
-If you've ever been in an awkward situation before paste this.
-If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile.
-If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile
-If you could easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.
-If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, TV show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you've ever screamed at a book or the TV copy this!
-If you've ever started singing in a silent room copy this onto your profile
-If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, keacdragon, Cissa the Bookworm, One Smart Waffle, Lady Cordelia Black, Kiyori Morishita, Regja
-If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!
Things I hate, or more accurately, pet peeves (and there are a lot):
-Twilight, yeah I hate it, bash me all you want, I honestly don't care.
- Ash (from Iron Fey) he's too cold and emotionless plus dark brooding um no, just ew! Also he vowed to kill beloved Puck so yeah nothing personal but I hate Ice-boy's guts! ;)
-Katniss by the end of the last book. I absolutely love the Hunger Games series, but I honestly hate Katniss.
-Gale by the end of the third book as well, I have a feeling he was working with Coin to lure Katniss to the square so she's see Prim, rush in there and then get blow up, why do you think he wouldn't let her go back and help the others who fell behind? or why he wasn't sorry Prim died?
-Absolutely hate that Finnick and Cinna died!
-George (character in the Starcatchers) I can't stand that Molly married him of all people
-Wendy (in all versions) she is far too girly, air heady stupid, too practical. I mean, if you don't plan to stay in Neverland and not grow up you have no business going there in the first place! And yes I hate her for even trying to make Peter grow up. He is the Boy Who Would Never Grow Up leave him alone that what makes him Peter Pan!
-When people try to make the pirates look like the good guys in Peter Pan, (Pirates are codfish!) (crowing:))
-having a slow computer,
-having to wear my hair up,
-stories where Peter grows up (the whole point of the story people is that he will not and won't grow up! and that's what I love about him, besides his cockiness towards Hook.)
-princess-y fairy-tale stories boring! There should be a story where the girl is the warrior hero who saves the day.
pastel colors especially pastel pink,
-heart patterns (don't know why just hate them for some odd reason)
- red with pink
-red and light purple -most purples
(As you may have guessed I am extremely picky about colors.)
-bubble gum flavored anything
-chocolate ice cream
(basically the only type chocolate stuff I like are chocolate bars, and cake, and chocolate chip cookies)
-hate fish (except for oddly enough, yes, codfish)
And did I mention, I H A T E, hate, skeletons;(
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