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Joined 02-06-12, id: 3701043, Profile Updated: 08-18-14
Author has written 3 stories for Mortal Instruments, and Pendragon.

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Temptation by nymerias reviews
Alec Lightwood finds himself with an absurd, embarrassing and annoying crush on his new French teacher. AU/AH. Maybe lemons I don't know. Review?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,395 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Secrets of the Past by MerielTLA reviews
What are you supposed to do when you wake up to find out that you've lost 5 years of your life and you can't even recognize the person you've become? How to move forward if your past has you in chains? How to love that stranger you don't remember meeting? AU
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,680 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Misinterpretations by FantysmalAdorations reviews
Magnus and Alec have been close friends for a while. When they finally admit their true feelings, good things happen. : All human, high school, T for vulgar language. Please read and review. Some Clace, Sizzy, and Talax pairings. Sequel will be called Make the Move
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,869 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B., Max L. - Complete
The Devil's Due by xRockwriterx reviews
Alec Lightwood is sent to a Christian boarding school for mislead and troubled teens to sort out all of his "problems". He refuses to change and rebels, all while a relationship grows with his new roommate, Magnus Bane. What Alec doesn't know is that the real devil lurks nearer then he first thought and might be the one that saves him. -An AU fanfiction-
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,950 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B.
A Napkin's Worth A Thousand Words by blacknails512 reviews
It took a moment for me to figure out what he was doing but I finally got it. 'Eye can knot ear you.' 'I cannot hear you.' Oh god, I thought. He's deaf... AU/AH
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 58,554 - Reviews: 1385 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Magnus B., Alec L.
When Your Heart Rebels by lincolnlog89 reviews
Peeta trained for years to be the perfect rebel soldier until he had the misfortune of getting reaped to fight in the Hunger Games. Will help from the outside come to his aid or will he die by the hands of the bloodthirsty Career that craves his body?
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 81,324 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Peeta M., Cato - Complete
Danger Line by mychemicalbitchbot reviews
AH AU Malec. Alec is shipped off to a NY boarding school after the incident. He's determined to be apathetic, but will his roommate stop him from destroying himself? Darker fic.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,542 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The Bite by Shuichi Saito reviews
When Magnus -an aspiring advertisement model- is brought to London for his latest shoot, he's anything but happy. But after returning to his hotel room that night, everything that Magnus knew and loved was ripped from him. Not only is the virus contaminating London. But it's contaminating the world. There's nowhere to hide from The Bite. AU Fanfiction. Malec with other pairings.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,550 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Shadow of the Day by mychemicalbitchbot reviews
Malec, Jalec and a little bit of something else. After I'm Not Insane, Alec starts to question everything that's been going on. His world suddenly doesn't seem so real. Is it?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
La ville lumière by BurningCrystalEyes reviews
Magnus and ALec's trip! obviously romantic! spoilers for all the books! ; rating just changed now RATED M : Malec
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,481 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Misery Loves Glamour by MaybeThere'sHope reviews
Life in the limelight isn't always so sweet, and secrets are more closely guarded than ever. But if you look hard enough, in all the wrong places, you might find the love of your life, and a way to break free. Malec lemons galore in later chapters.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 52 - Words: 187,342 - Reviews: 1572 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
A Little Piece of Heaven by Forever Waiting For Love reviews
Alec is nothing but a human slave in a world of demons. But what happens when he's put up for auction and gets sold by one of the most feared demons of all? Read to find out. Contains lemons and is rated M for a reason ;
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,767 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B.
The My Chemical Romance Bible by XTearsXOfXInnocenceX reviews
The MCR Bible. This is for all the other MCR fans on this site. Origionally posted on deviantart by Bloody Misfit. Enjoy!
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Complete
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it Gets You Thinkin' reviews
Ridiculous Malec one-shots.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,443 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Confession reviews
What sick prank are Saint Dane and Loor playing on Bobby? Don't read if you like Courtney! *Some spoilers for Rivers of Zadaa*
Pendragon - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Bobby P., Loor - Complete
For the Love of Hair reviews
What will Jace do for his beautiful head of hair? Rated T for language.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Jace W., Isabelle L. - Complete