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Author has written 3 stories for Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, Hunger Games, and Homestuck.

Hai,

I am a 15 year old fangirl living in midwestern Amurica.

I am a homosexual.

I enjoy one shots.

I will edit for anyone.

I will rp with anyone.

Fandoms: Dragon Age, Mass Effect, Star Wars, Merlin, Glee, Homestuck, DW, SPN, Sherlock, AOT, Say I Love You

And in addition I am working on my own original works.

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Daddy Dare I ? by thehornedcasanova reviews
Dave gets a new job in "entertainment" under one of the most promiscuous adult entertainment sites on the web. Upon entering the company he ends up falling into strange but familiar hands as he signs up to be Dirk Strider's new sub. Business is good, but what happens when Dave becomes on of the webs favorite boys and the golden boy of the company?
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 66,897 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Dave S., Dirk S., Karkat V., Gamzee M.
Changing Scorpio(OldVersion-Discontinued) by ScorpioInDisguise reviews
You know what?I've had enough. I need to stop feeling sorry for myself and I need to pull my walls back up. Because no one can hurt you if no one can get close.I stand there for a moment, hurt and pain licking throughout my body, but yet, at the same time, I feel nothing. Numb to the world. "And you can listen to glass hearts shattering" I don't know what to do with myself. VrisKan
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,551 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/2/2014 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Kanaya M., Vriska S.
Until My Dying Day by Edward Simmons reviews
CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR ACT 5 This story is where Nepeta loses her mind. Contains violence, gore, shipping, and some steamy lemon later on. M for later chapters. I wrote this so Nepeta can finally have a good fic written about her. And if you love gore this is the fic for you.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,286 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Nepeta L., Karkat V., Terezi P., Equius Z. - Complete
I Had a Dream by shadowyLearner reviews
Terezi has been blinded by her so-called friend Vriska. With the arrival of a new kid on the block, she has also found a new hope deep inside her. Take part in her journey as she struggles to overcome this sudden change of events and perhaps even find a little love. (Humanstuck. Eventual Karezi and some Spider8reath.)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,355 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 3/1/2013 - John E., Karkat V., Vriska S., Terezi P.
Olive Tears by theoliverogue reviews
Nepeta has always been flushed for Karkat, but he hasn't always felt the same way. From the meteor to the end of the game, a fanfiction following their relationship. Chapters with possibly triggering material will be pointed out.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,922 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Karkat V., Nepeta L.
The Spirit of Noel by CharityJingle reviews
Kate Heatherstone wakes up to a family that can't see her. Confused and alone, she meets Jack Frost. He takes her to the guardians. Sadly just as Pitch makes a reappearance. And when Kate shows potential to be his equal, things could take a turn for better or for worst. But when she learns that Pitch is her older brother, will she be compelled to join him? Jack Frost\OC
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,910 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Jack Frost - Complete
At Fault by seductivefeline reviews
Tavros Nitram is a disabled teenager who is succumbed to bullying and has terrible self-confidence. It's only when he meets a strange man named Gamzee Makara that his life begins to take a turn for the better. AU, rated M for language/sexual content. (Edit: ON HIATUS!)
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 109,650 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Tavros N., Gamzee M.
A Bone to Pick by Kiran-sama reviews
Karkat Vantas feels like his world is falling apart when he finds out his father is engaged to the mother of one of his classmates, but things start to get REALLY complicated when he finds out that what his father actually does for a living, and, along with his soon-to-be step family, is thrust into life-threatening danger. (Character death later on. COMPLETE)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,548 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Karkat V., Nepeta L., The Signless/The Sufferer, The Disciple - Complete
Lost In Paradise by elmjuniper reviews
"I am Hawke, Champion of Kirkwall, but tonight...I am your executioner." Essa Hawke has lost everything and as she ventures down a path of vengeance the city is falling apart around her. Isabela must now mend what she broke when she left, but she's running out of time and if the companions don't find a way to bring Hawke back Kirkwall's fall may push the world to the brink of war.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,752 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Hawke (F), Isabela
arsenicCatnip by HeartHero reviews
Under any other circumstances Nepeta would have been thrilled to be trapped in Karkat's hive with him. But not like this. Not with a candy-coated alternate, who turns a simple tea party into something dangerous in a cruel twist. Rated M for incoming gore, KatNep later on.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,710 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Karkat V., Nepeta L.
Freefall by bipping reviews
"My world is gonna be dark enough when I go blind, but you're going to be my light. I don't want to live in a world where I'm blind and you're dead, and I can't even mourn you properly, because someone will have to guide me to your goddam grave. So we're not going to live in that world." Karezi oneshot. Hospitalstuck au. Accompanies "Observations" but can be read as a stand alone.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,226 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Karkat V., Terezi P. - Complete
A Moirail for a Moirail by Sophia Lena Duchannes Riddle reviews
Instead of attacking Gamzee when he kills Equius, Nepeta decides he will feel the pain she feels, so she will take the life of his moirail to avenge hers. TRIGGER WARNING: BLOOD, CHARACTER DEATH, AND YOU WILL PROBABLY CRY
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Complete
The Trampoline Incident by Tokuni Namonaihito reviews
One day Terezi is so bored that she spontaneously decides to grab Karkat and trespass on the Strider's property to use their trampoline. Mix some blackmail, hoses, and lack on pants into this mess and you have yourself a fluffy story. An AU where all the kids/trolls live in a small neighborhood together and have fun screwing around. Soon to be a series of oneshots. Also on ao3!
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Karkat V., Terezi P.
Karkat and Nepeta watch movies by cerealpunch reviews
Nepeta gets pissed at Karkat. He finds a way to make it up. ((This is my first Fiction. Ever.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,585 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Karkat V., Nepeta L. - Complete
Karkitty, I Have Something to Show You! by Rainbowkiwii reviews
A one-shot requested by Apocalypsebutterfly. Some of the trolls end up back in the lab on the meteor, and decide to search for useful items. Meanwhile, Nepeta is planning to tell Karkat how she feels.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Nepeta L., Karkat V. - Complete
Furrever by Moirail reviews
Karkat is suffering. Terezi ditched her supposed "soulmate" for Dave Strider. Karkat is shocked, and hurt by his now previous Matesprit's rejection. Karkat fills in that pain with someone who loves him, not just "likes" him. Who could that be? None other than, Nepeta Leijon. ( Rated M for language and maybe future scenarios. ;o )
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Karkat V., Nepeta L.
Goodbye by CrimsonDeath413 reviews
"But… You're not ready to die… Fuck, you're not ready to die… But since when has life ever cared if you're ready or not? Just have to accept it…" Based off of the thought that Karkat was executed because of his blood color. The goodbyes and short viewpoints of a few of the others after he dies... Karkat, Gamzee, Sollux, Terezi, Nepeta, Sadstuck of some sort. A little KarkatxNepeta.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Karkat V., Gamzee M., Terezi P., Sollux C. - Complete
Adios by G4LL0WSC4LL1BR4T0R reviews
"I want to start this off by saying how sorry I am. I didn't intend to hurt anyone, if anyone is hurt by this. It's not what I wanted at all. But I guess I just see no way out and it will probably be better like this anyway. What's one more dead troll?" This is his suicide note.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Tavros N. - Complete
Missing you by Celina Wood reviews
It has been only a few days since she died, and I still miss her dearly. I wish she would reply... WARNINGS: Sadstuck, character death
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Karkat V., Nepeta L. - Complete
Sburb Games by karkat-kid reviews
Your favorite characters dying.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,101 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013
Asylum Carnival Rides by starrynightly reviews
Karkat Vantas was applying for a job as a nurse at the Sgrub Asylum. Why? He needed the money so he could support himself and, you know, not die from something lame like starvation. The great thing about it was that they did not require the knowledge of your blood color to work at the place. The bad thing was that he was assigned to be the personal attendant of a psycho-juggalo.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,943 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Gamzee M., Karkat V.
Dirk Strider's Diary of Raising A Cool Kid by Boxhappy reviews
Short entries of Dirk Strider's diary as he slowly becomes the Bro Strider that Dave Strider will grow up to recognize. Post-Sburb [never to be finished sorry]
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
N3v3r 1s 4 long t1m3 by Dancing Mask reviews
Karkat and Terezi accidentally bond over Nic Cage movies and drunken baking in the middle of the night. Slightly cheesy fluff, you already know if this sort of thing is your cup of tea or not. No warnings or triggers, unless you count Karkat's colorful swearing.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Karkat V., Terezi P. - Complete
One Last Whiff by Gamewizard2008 reviews
After having lost their minds, Eridan and Gamzee kill almost everyone, including the one most precious to Karkat. As Karkat spends his last moments with her, she makes one last request before her passing.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Karkat V., Terezi P. - Complete
Bittersweet by JinxDestroy reviews
Dave is too possessive of Jade, to the point where he thinks they're dating. NOTE: This is my Christmas gift for Adriana. Dave is kind of out of character for this, because his character was based off of a friend of mine who's really possessive of Adriana. ((EXTRA: Supersweet, the JadeKar NSFW. It has nothing to do with the "plot". Skip to ch. 2 if you're just here for smut.))
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,982 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Jade H., Karkat V. - Complete
I love you, You stupid clown by all this goddamn pastry reviews
Karkat reflecting how much he loves that juggalo. Random Gamkar shit.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Karkat V., Gamzee M.
Happy by Rainy1 reviews
Katnep. All you ever wanted was for Karkat to be happy, even if it made you miserable. Your tears don't mean anything as long as he is happy.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Karkat V., Nepeta L. - Complete
Candy Red by GlubGlub38D reviews
Karkat comforts Terezi when she gets some bad news. Rated T for Karkats potty mouth.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Karkat V., Terezi P. - Complete
Late Night Temptation by OpteiiFlyer reviews
Terezi visits Karkat on a stormy night and looks for some fun activities to do after dinner.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Karkat V., Terezi P. - Complete
Jobs Karkat Shouldn't Do by FieryFafar reviews
Karkat baby no.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Karkat V. - Complete
The tranquility solution by Whatcomestomind reviews
Three days can make for a lot of change, and this time Isabela finds herself unable to run from her problems. Inspired by the image 'Why are you hugging me' by blankcanvas007 on deviantart
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Isabela, Hawke (F)
UNEXPECTETED LOEV by scorpeh reviews
Karkat flals in loev wit john and dosn't knw what too do. Ratead M for latr chaptrs.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Karkat V., John E.
The Silence That Remains by Homestuck-fanfics
Just a short little fanfic I wrote after seeing a wonderful Fanart Slight Sadstuck
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Dave S., Bro - Complete
Happy Birthday John by GravityWolf reviews
Sadstuck John/Kat: It's been exactly three years, four months, and thirteen days since your boyfriend died. And today is (would have been) his birthday. This is the one place where you allow yourself to cry freely, soft wind pressing to your face and brushing your hair back like he was using his wind powers to caress your face. Oh how much you miss John Egbert.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2013 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Movie Night by TheClassiestPunk reviews
Humanstuck, Karkat gets mad and yells at Nepeta, invites her over for a movie to apologize. It's better than the summary makes it sound. Pretty much just straight-up fluff. My first fic, so apologies if it's not great quality. T for language and mild sexual themes.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,580 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Karkat V., Nepeta L. - Complete
Annabeth-A Secret Life by ashleighkat reviews
:This is my first story on Fanfiction. I hope you appreciate it and I have more chapters coming!: Death is only to those who think it. What if Luke never died? What if the entire world thinks he is dead and gone, so they believe they are safe? What if only Annabeth, Percy, and Chiron know of the real truth, and they decide it is best kept a secret?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Annabeth C., Luke C.
First Love by StormDreamCloud reviews
A feeling that Karkat has yet to experience and one person is willing to teach him.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Karkat V., Nepeta L. - Complete
The Fall of Ooo by The Bad Wolf Girl reviews
Oneshot. It's been 1,000 years since the death of our beloved heros. One person has made a promise to them, and intends to keep it. Who is this person that continues to hold Finn, Jake, and the rest of the land of Ooo in their heart?
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Marceline A. - Complete
It's All Under Control by KiraCaseAgent reviews
Latula fixes Mituna's problem with Cronus is a certain, abrupt way.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Mituna C., Latula P. - Complete
Love is Watching Someone Die by Ayai reviews
Karkat doesn't know if he can let her go. Karezi/Character Death/Language
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,643 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Karkat V., Terezi P. - Complete
Alone together forever by adiosToredor reviews
Karkat and Terezi are older now, plan on running away from their problems, but why do it alone?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,966 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Karkat V., Terezi P. - Complete
Between Cats and Crabs by Machado De Assis reviews
Nepeta feels like doing something "special" with the crush she had for a long time. What will happen you will discover inside...
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Karkat V., Nepeta L. - Complete
The First Meeting by adiosToredor reviews
A short little story about The Signless meeting The Disciple
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2012 - The Signless/The Sufferer, The Disciple - Complete
1 MISS YOU by Danert1 reviews
My first fanfiction. Karkat x Terezi Kind of
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Terezi P., Karkat V.
The Buzzing of a Bee by pacattack777 reviews
Who knew Sollux could turn his shitty, depressing life into something a little more meaningful? Some mild language.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 151,021 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Sollux C., Karkat V. - Complete
Just Come Over by rainbow-stained reviews
Terezi and Karkat have some fun. Rated M for lemony goodness and swearing. Humanstuck.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Terezi P., Karkat V. - Complete
An Arrow To The Knee by typicalteenager reviews
The Dovahkiin, with a little help from Farkas and Aela, decides to find out why an arrow to the knee is so devastating an injury that it has put an end to many a Guard's adventuring career. Contains very slight Dovahkiin/Aela. One-shot.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Farkas, Aela - Complete
Mothers by Midsummer's Day reviews
Your name is Rose Lalonde, and you're thoroughly convinced your mother's drinking addiction was caused by your existence.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Rose L., Roxy L. - Complete
My Perfect Little Punching Bag by AquaWolfy reviews
Karkat is just such a little assmunch, isn't he? Song-shot using "Please Don't Leave Me" by P!nk. Humanstuck, Au, Karkat/Gamzee
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Karkat V., Gamzee M. - Complete
SQU1SHY by ThinkingCAPSLOCK reviews
Growing older means blood-coloured eyes, which is just one of the many problems Karkat must face. He and Terezi work hard and play hard, all to keep from getting a BAD END.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 71,004 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Karkat V., Terezi P.
As I Lay You Down To Sleep by Doublebee reviews
"Karkat. You'll die of exhaustion."
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Terezi P., Karkat V. - Complete
The Mind Only Sees Blood by obsessedStuck reviews
Terezi couldn't kill Vriska and the price she pays for her actions is high.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Terezi P., Karkat V. - Complete
My Immortal by xXMidnightEssenceXx reviews
The infamous WORST FANFICTION EVER posted here, unedited, for ur "lulz" -Originally by Tara Gilesbie -Rated M for the "Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." line! -There is more than 1 chap per page
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,292 - Reviews: 3369 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 372 - Published: 3/16/2011 - OC, Draco M.
Mass Effect Playa The Pregnant Saga by Super-Saiyan-3-Vegeta reviews
Shepard now has Five Pregnant women to deal with... his life just couldn't get any worse right? Sequel to Mass Effect Playa!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,275 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Shepard (F), Jack - Complete
Mass Effect Playa by Super-Saiyan-3-Vegeta reviews
Shepard Accidental ingests a Krogan serum that makes him go nuts for the ladies. What happens? read and find out. Rated M for language and Suggestive themes.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,958 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Shepard (F), Jack - Complete
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Brand New Day
(Humanstuck) Karkat is going through a tough break up and find solace in a new friend, Sollux. Solkat, hints of Davekat. TW:Swearing (Obviously) Sexual implications. You might get a lemon. Slight fanon e first chapter is more of a prologue in third person, but the rest will be third person and centered around Karkat. Any help appreciated.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2014 - [Karkat V., Sollux C.] Dave S.
OC's Wanted reviews
O.C's Wanted For This Trite Hunger Games Fanfic were the readers decide What happens
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2013
MAGIC! reviews
What happens when Magic man gives Finn and Marceline gender bending cookies? will it bring them closer together , or drive them apart?
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Marceline A., Finn