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Author has written 8 stories for Danny Phantom, Star Wars, Harry Potter, Invader Zim, and Johnny the Homicidal Maniac.

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Okay, here's some stuff you do not know about me:

Name: Erin

Age: 13

Birthday: I'll put it in a riddle: Day= Adult Autism Awareness Day 2011
Month= The Month we celebrate Mardi Gras
Year= Second Doomsday predicted by Hal Lindsey

Hair Color: Blonde with highlights. Occasionally I will get bored and dye it painfully red, only to be threatened with having my head shaved if I do it again by my loving family.

Eye Color: Greenish, mainly.

Favorite songs: far too many to bother counting, but my main two at the moment are Carry On Wayward Son, and House of the Rising Sun.

Favorite Cartoons: Danny Phantom, Ben 10, American Dragon: Jake Long, Invader Zim

Favorite Movies: Star Wars, Harry Potter

Favorite Color: Black or Silver

Cartoon Character I have had a crush on: Dan Phantom

What I Love: Good Fanfictions, cold weather, darkness, Sam Winchester

What I hate: Twilight Saga (Die, Edward, Die!!!!) the color pink

Something I'm proud of: I can read the entire Twilight Saga in under

Something weird about me: I can fit both my legs behind my head, I usually cheer for the bad guys in movies and books.

If I had superpowers, What It would be: Hearing peoples thoughts.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!

I am the girl...

That doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace or Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Anime and Books, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Sad movies suck

You own an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool.

You like going to high school football games.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sleep with your socks on at night

16/18 (go figure.)

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like wearing jewelry.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were in gymnastics/dance

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

You love the movies.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it

Like being the star of every thing

7/15 (Ouch...)

11 ways to annoy/scare your roomate:

0. Every time the phone rings, turn on the stereo at full volume and begin to violently slam-dance with your roommate. If he/she asks about it, say, "Oh, that darn hypnotist..."

1. Hang a picture of your roommate on the wall. Throw darts at it. Smile at your roommate often, saying things like, "How nice to see you again."

2. Get a can of beans. Label them, "Jumping beans." Eat them, and then jump around the room. Get another can of beans. Label them, "Dancing beans." Eat them, and then dance around the room. Get another can of beans. Label them, "Kill Your Roommate beans." Eat them, smiling at your roommate.

3. Every time your roommate falls asleep, wait ten minutes, and then wake him/her up and say, "It's time to go to bed now."

4. Insist that your roommate recite the "Pledge Of Allegiance" with you every morning.

5. Recite "Dr. Seuss" books, all the time. Eventually, think up melodies for the words and sing them, loudly, directly to your roommate. If he/she tells you to stop, act offended and spend the day in bed.

6. Put up traffic signs around the room. If your roommate doesn't obey them, give him/her tickets. Confiscate something your roommate owns until he/she pays the tickets.

7. Walk, talk, and dress like a cowboy at all times. If your roommate inquires, tell him/her, "Don't worry little buckaroo. You'll be safe with me."

8. Complain that your elbows, knees, and other joints have been bothering you. Get a screwdriver, and pretend to "fix" them.

9. Paint abstract paintings, and title them things like, "Roommate Dying in a Car Crash," and "Roommate Getting Whacked in the Head with a Shovel." Comment often about how much you love the paintings.

10. Wear glasses, and complain that you can never see anything. Bump into walls and doors. Put your clothes on backwards. Say, "Who's that?" every time your roommate enters the room. When you're not wearing the glasses, act like you can see fine.

52 WAYS TO ANNOY VLAD

1. Every time he begins an evil laugh, hum "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands"
2. Constantly perform ancient rituals in his library, when he asks what's going on, you tell him that you were trying to get rid of "Evil spirits" and give him a reproving glare.
3. Hide cardboard cut-outs of Danny in his closet.
4. Randomly sign him up for boy scouts.
5. Criticize him for his vampire fangs
6. Walk around in a sheet and scream "OOOOoooo!"
7. Constantly give him new cosmetics to get ride of his "blue complexion"
8. Call him “the Vladstier” or "V man".
9. Make his cell phone ring tone The DP theme
10. Every time he switches to ghost mode, scream out "Oh are you gonna go ghost? Oh say it! Go ghost!!"
11. Remind him to get a cat.
12. Ask him why he doesn't have a theme song.
13. Because he doesn't have a theme song, you write your own, and they are entitled "This is the Dawning of the Age of Plasmius," "Twinkle, Twinkle little Vlad," and "Vlad Will Survive"
14. Poke him in the stomach... HARD. When he asks you you're reason for doing this, you tell him that you were trying to make him “go ghost”.
15. Beg him to take you to Disney World so you can meet Mickey Mouse.
16. Get Edna Mode to come in and criticize him about his cape, and then have her redesign a costume for him.
17. Tell him he needs a "really keen emblem just like Danny Phantom's." Force him to wear one that says "VP"
18. Ask him to duplicate himself so you can play hide and seek.
19. Ask him to duplicate himself so you can play Marco Polo.
20. Bug him about his evil plots. To no end. (Particularly the one involving the Fright Knight, the Crown of Fire, and the Fenton Ecto-Suit...)
21. Find out when his birthday is and anonymously send him a cat. Make sure he never finds out it was you.
22. Rub it in that Danny is the future ruler.
23. Force him to go ghost and give you a piggy back ride or you'll shove him in your thermos.
24. Put a ghost alarm in his house so whenever he walks in a really loud annoying alarm comes on.
25. Go in his house and wander around the halls and when he asks what you’re doing say “going ghost!” and then pretend to fly away.
26. Completely make over his green and gold Packers color scheme.
27. Rent a room in his castle to the Box Ghost. Rent another room to Klemper.
28. Claim You bought the Green Bay Packers. Say you wore the city down to make them sell.
29. Constantly ask him why he shoots pink beams.
30. Get Sam and Tucker to follow him around the castle and "bother" him, Potter Puppet Pals style.
31. Hire the same idiots Vlad hired in Million Dollar Ghost and anonymously put a bounty on his head.
32. Record an answering machine message on his answering machine saying:

a) "Hello, you have reached the idiot ghost who believes he will rule the world. He's a little delusional right now, while coming up with his next evil scheme. Leave a message after the beep!”
or:
b) "Hello, you've reached Vlad Plasmius. He is not here right now, because he is currently occupied curling his ghostly hair and searching for his lost blankie. Leave a message after the beep!"

33. Get him a parrot and have it lecture him on proper villain lingo. Namely: "No cookie expletives!"
34. Call him a "seriously crazed-up fruit loop"
35. Ask him to help you with the scrapbook your making that depicts all of his greatest failures.
36. Give him a battle cry and bug him constantly until he says it, then squeal.
37. Put his costume in the washer along with the brightest red sock with the cheapest dye job you can find. Blame it on Youngblood when he finds out.
38. Doodle on his Ray Nitschke football.
39. Steal Danny's Thermos, and use it as a Time-out device.
40. Make his castle a pretty pink princess one.
41. Cut off his ponytail.
42. Replace his cape with a bed sheet that has:

a) Hello Kitty
b)Disney Princesses
c) The Mickey Mouse Head
d)The Nick Logo (The one at the bottom right of the screen)
e) Danny's Face
f) Cheese

43. Send him multiple invitations to the Box Ghost and the Lunch Lady's wedding.
44. Ask him a dumb question like this... "In The Ultimate Enemy, when you told Danny some things are better left unsaid and we see that the Evil Danny kills Danny Fenton...is that considered a murder or suicide?"
45. Suck him into the Fenton Thermos and continually bang it against a hard, concrete wall.
46. Put your finger in his face and say, "I’m...not...touching you! I’m...not...touching you!"
47. Put jack's face ALL OVER his house on EVERYTHING, even on his football stuff.
48. Follow him around ask every other second: "Where ya going?"
49. Whenever he goes ghost get in a really stupid costume and drag him door to door Trick-or-Treating.
50. “Borrow” his cape and jump around acting like The Superhero Danny Phantom counter part.

51. Walk around his mansion, and when ever you see him, a ghost, and or a(n) security camera, fling your hands above your head, screaming ontop of your lungs "I'M GOIN GHOST" then point at him call him a fruitloop and runaway.

52. Walk around his mansion singing very loudly and badly,

a.) Californa Girls by Katy Perry

b.)Barbie Girl

c.) The Danny Phantom Them Song

52. Suck him up in the Fenton thermos then scream into it, "LET DANNY GO!!!!" and start shaking it really hard, and keep screaming "LET DANNY GO!!!!" over and over.

53 WAYS TO ANNOY EVIL DAN PHANTOM

1. Put his hair out.
2. Shake the Fenton Thermos he's in the same manner you would when making a milkshake--shaken, not stirred.
3. Ask him of he has an evil bug in his butt.
4. Make comments about how much he is like his “cheese-head archenemy”
5. Constantly ask him why it took him so long to get past the ghost shield and into Amity Park.
6. Tell him that you’re his best friend and hug him.
7. Remind him often of how he was so much cuter back when he still had his human half.
8. Tell him that his face is gonna freeze like that if he keeps it up. Oh, too late.
9. Sharpie out his emblem.
10. Laugh when his ghost sense goes off.
11. Grab his forked tongue when it comes out and hang onto it.
12. Any time he walks into a building, hit the fire alarm.
13. Before he can take off, grab the end of his cape so he falls down.
14. Imitate his seriously awesome fork tongue hisssssssssss
15. Admonish him for being so stupid as to not notice a gigantic purple football floating in the middle of the Ghost Zone.
16. Give him breath mints. He obviously needs them.
17. Take a fire extinguisher to his head then treat him for third degree burns.
18. SHAVE THE MULLET!
19. Ask him if he can cut apples with his ears.
20. Get him to open juice cartons with his teeth.
21. Force him to sing at your Christmas karaoke party.
22. Set the Boooomerang to his energy signature.
23. Chant his name every time you see him. When he finally asks why, say it’s because it makes Ember's hair bigger, so why not yours?
24. Remind him of Tucker's horrid singing by having Tucker sing "Strange Fire" for him.
25. Jerry Springer special: "I had my human half removed!"
26. Tell him a billion times a day that he got beaten by his “weaker” self
27. Accuse him of being a rip off of Danny
28. Tell him that the emblem looks stupid on him.
29. Make him relive his childhood by forcing him to watch Danny Phantom episodes over and over.
30. Make (evil) Dan and (good) Danny dolls, then have Danny beat the crud out of the Dan doll.
31. Every time he does or says something, ask him "Why?" and "How does that make you feel?"
32. Constantly poke him in the back to see if he'll "hole" your arm through.
33. Tell Valerie where he lives.
34. Mock his teeny little goatee.
35. Roast marshmallows over his head. And maybe hot dogs if you can stay near him long enough.
36. Ask him where he gets the asbestos scrunchies for his ponytail.
37. Leave Valerie a message (in Dan's voice) asking her out on a date.
38. Sneak up behind him and scream like a fangirl: right in his pointy ears!
39. Record something like "I am a ghost, fear me" or "I am evil, hear me roar" and play it every time he starts to speak.
40. Call him at very late, random times in the night to ask very complicated questions.
41. Tape a neon sign to his head that reads: EVIL!
42. Get him a cat.
43. Place a sign near where he lives that reads: “Beware of evil ghost”
44. Ask what he did to the poor snake whose tongue he ripped off.
45. Bring in Edna Mode. "NO CAPES!!"
46. File off his fangs when he isn't paying attention. He'll be talking with a lisp for a good while.
47. Tell him he needs to see a chiropractor about his neck
48. Tickle him.
49. Wash his suit with red clothes.
50. When he walks in a room full of people shout: "Oh my gosh it’s Dan Phantom! We’re all gonna die!" and get everyone screaming before shouting "Oh wait, he got beaten by a 14 year old boy!" Then have everyone laugh at him.

51. Call him then start asking him why he called you and who he is.

52. Constantly mock him about being a fruitloop, and call him Vlad then run away before he shoots a ecto-beam at you.

53.Ask him if he wants any fried pickles.

7 Ways to annoy Danny Phantom/Fenton

1. Call him a mini fruitloop.

2. Consantly ask him to shoot ice out of his eyes.

3. Act like Vlad.

4. Make a fire and make him put it out about, say, 20 TIMES!

5. Ask him what he was thinking when he stepped into the portal to remove his ghost powers.

6. SHARPIE OUT THE EMBLEM!!

7. Bring in Edna Mode during Identity Crisis, "I REPEAT! NO CAPES!!!!"

8. Make him eat toast.

9. Dye his hair pink.

Failed pickup lines:

Man:where have you been all my life?
woman:hiding from you

Man :haven't i seen you somewhere before?
woman:yes that's why i don't go there anymore

Man :is this seat empty?
woman:yes and this one will be to if you sit down

Man:your place or mine?
woman:both you go to yours and i'll go to mine

Man:so what do you do for a living?
woman:i'm a female impersonater

Man :hey baby whats your sign?
woman:do not enter

Man:how do you like your eggs in the morning?
woman:unfertalized

Man:your body is a temple
woman :sorry there are no services today

Man:i would go to the end of the world for you
woman:but would you stay their?

Man:if i could see you naked i'd die happy
woman:if i saw you naked i'd probably die laughing

Man:if i could rearange the alphabet i'd put u and i together
woman:really i'd rut f and u together

man:your eyes there amazing
woman:seeing your back would be pretty amazing

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''My heart nearly stopped.The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won'tforget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough forthe doll and even some spare money.The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so thatmommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''"My mommy loves white roses."A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sisteris still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

1. How does the world see you?

No Such Thing- John Mayer (Exactly Right.)

2. What song describes the love of my life?

Haven't Met You Yet- Michael Buble (Um... I sincerely hope so)

3. How does my ex-boyfriend feel about me?

Payphone- Maroon 5 (This speaks for itself. LIES!!!!!)

4. How can I make myself happy?

Boyfriend- Justin Bieber (OH, COME ON!!!!)

5. What is my life going to be like after college?

Misery- Maroon 5 (Of course *sigh*)

6. What do I think my current theme song is?

Defying Gravity- Glee cast (I'd think so, wouldn't I?)

7. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?

Tonight's Gonna be a Good Night- Black Eyed Peas (XD I hope so!!!)

8. What song will play at my funeral?

Take a Bow- Lea Michele (THAT would be awesome.)

9. What is your motto?

Waking Up in Vegas (Funny, my dad said the same thing.)

10. What song describes my personality?

Last Friday Night- Katy Perry (Too right!)

11. What do absolute strangers think of me?

Teenage Dream- Katy Perry (Oh GOD, that's creepy.)

12. Words to live by?

Tonight, Tonight- Hot Chelle Rae (I agree.)

13. What song do I always have stuck in my head?

Stole My Heart- One Direction ( Not really)

14. What do boys think of me?

I kissed a girl- Katy Perry (Too strange for words...)

15. My Breakup Song?

Kryptonite- Three Doors Down ( I DID!!!!!!)

16. Makeout Song?

Part of Me- Katy Perry ( I would.)

17. Song that calms me down?

What makes you beautiful- One Direction (WHY!!!!)

18. If my Boyfriend cheats on me?

Before he Cheats- Carrie Underwood (Way too perfect *Plan formulating* Hmmm...)

19. What is my happy day song?

Misery- Maroon 5 (Of course. OOOOOOf course.)

20.What will be played at my wedding?

When we stand Together- Nickleback (Hell yeah)

You say Martians. We say Irkens.

You say Bill Nye. We say Professor Membrane.

You say backpack. We say PAK.

You say uprising. We say RESISTY!

You say stupid. We say 'advanced'.

You say idiot. We say pathetic, filthy human pig-smelly!

You say ugly. We say big head.

You say 'The Song that Never Ends'. We say "The Doom Song".

You say robot. We say GIR.

You say "That's not true!" We say "LIIIIIIEEEES!!!"

You say aliens. We say "ZIM IS AN ALIEN! WHY DO I EVEN HAVE TO TRY AND PROVE IT THIS MUCH?!? JUST LOOK AT HIM!"

You say "I'm popular". We say "I'M NORMAL!!!!!"

You say we're weird. We say we're Invader Zim fans.

If you luv Invader Zim, copy and paste this onto your profile!

Invader Zim quiz! (Feel free to copy and paste)

1. If you could hang out anywhere, where would it be?

My Answer: Gaz's room. It is actually very similar to mine, if that gives you any idea about my personality.

2. Which IZ Character Would You Date?

My Answer: Dib, without a doubt. He's a genius with an obsession of destroying someone. We're exactly alike.

3. Which IZ Character Is Your Best Friend?

My Answer: Gir!!!!! It would be so freaking EPIC!!! You know, if the world didn't explode. Gaz, maybe. I could help her kill her brother if she helped me with mine.

4. Which IZ Character Do You Hate?

My Answer: The Tallests. They irk me with their LIES!!!!! Ignore the pun, if you will.

5. Your Favorite IZ Episode?

My Answer: The Frycook What Came From All That Space. I feel so sorry for Zim in that episode. And who could have guessed that he blew up more than any other invader (Let's ignore the technicalities, shall we?)

6. Your Favorite IZ Character?

My Answer: Ms. Bitters. She reminds me of my fourth-grade math teacher.

7. Favorite Almighty Tallest?

My Answer: Refer to question four.

8. Zim walks up to you, what do you do?

My Answer: Grab him, stuff him in a bag, and bring him to Dib (Sorry Zim, but I like my planet.)

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

My Answer: Dib. It'd be good for him to have fun, as long as he doesn't accuse the lead singer of being a vampire.

10. You accidently got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

My Answer: Zim, because he's the reason we'd have crashed on the island in the first place.

11. Zim asked you to help him repopulate Irk...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

My Answer: Shoot him in the face with a water gun and whack him over the head with a bag of jerky.

12. Favorite IZ Pairing?

My Answer: ZaDf. It's a nice pairing that could actually happen, unlike ZaTr.

13. You and the Tallest are on the Massive...?? (I don't know where this question was going!)

My Answer: Torturing Zim. Then teleporting him to Dib's room.

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

My Answer: Stalking Zim With Dib. Then splashing him with a can of soda.

15. Favorite IZ Quote?

My Answer: Gir: I am government man, come from the government. The government has sent me.

16. Favorite Zim Moment?

My Answer: Zim: Gir! Come to the observatory!
Gir:Yeees?
Zim:What have you done to the telescope?
Gir:Nothin'...
Zim:You haven't touched it? Something is broken and it's not your fault?
Gir: I know, I'm scared too!

17. Favorite Dib Moment?

My Answer: Dib: Sorry I'm late... horrible... nightmare visions!
Ms. Bitters: It's called life, Dib. Now sit down.

18. Favorite Tallest Moment?

My Answer:Zim: My Tallest! My Tallest! Hey! Hey My Tallest! My Tallest? My Tallest! Hey! Hey! Hey! My Taaaaaaallist! My Tallest? My Tallest! Hey! Hey My Tallest! My Tallest? It's me! My Tallest? My Tallest!
Red: I was waiting to see when you would shut up on your own, but it's been three hours, Zim. THREE HOURS! What do you want?
Zim: Well, I noticed you're moving closer to the Earth than ever before!
Red: How would you know that?
Zim: Oh I know all kinds of theings about you. Pretty creepy, huh? Anyhow, I was...
Purple: Hey!... That is creepy! You're creepy, Zim.

19. Favorite GIR Moment?

My Answer: Zim: Hmm, maybe he's not such a bad evil minion after all.
Dib: Hey! Go away!
Gir:Okey dokey!

20. Favorite Random Moment?

My Answer: When Zim calls Gir and Gir is at the dance party.

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Eriizzle? (That didn't work...)

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Black Cheetah

3. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Thoerich (Greeaaat...)

4. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (fav color, fav drink): Black Tang (That's actually pretty cool.)

5. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Angelis(Once again, not bad; Angelis is the most evil cat on the face of the earth, btw.)

6. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong) Citrus Contact (Alien contact, you know)

7. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (fav color, pirate accessory): Black Scar (Can that be considered an accessory?)

Time for some quotes!!!

“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.” ― Groucho Marx

"I was walking down the street with my friend and he said, "I hear music", as if there is any other way you can take it in. You're not special, that's how I receive it too. I tried to taste it but it did not work." -- Mitch Hedberg

“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous-everyone hasn't met me yet." --Rodney Dangerfield

"If your parent never had children, chances are you won't either." --Dick Cavett

"Now they show you how detergent takes out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash." --Jerry Seinfeld

"I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." --Joan Rivers

"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'" --Tommy Cooper

“Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.” ― Robert Maynard Hutchins

“Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.” ― Thomas Stephen Szasz

"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. " -- George Carlin

“There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.” ― Oscar Levant

“I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer” ― Douglas Adams

“Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.” ― Terry Pratchett

“When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, There's just something about you that pisses me off.” ― Stephen King

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done. " -- George Carlin

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Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 399,969 - Reviews: 12978 - Favs: 16,308 - Follows: 15,163 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Displaced Aggression by VegetaCold reviews
Set after "Control Freaks" "Reality Trip" hasn't happened yet . Vlad breaks Freakshow out of jail and recruits him to help control Danny. Please R&R or I won't continue And yes, as typical of me, there will be strong language.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,409 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Danny F., Vlad M.
Time Masters Apprentice by RaeSoul reviews
Danny died and became full ghost and is now working as Clockwork's Apprentice. When Clockwork see's trouble in the Human Realm two years later, he sends Danny back into Casper High as a new student named Daniel Time. But trying to hide his true identity and stop the rising threat is no easy task. T 4 safty and character death! Image done by djanubis!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 117,133 - Reviews: 1516 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 1,323 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Danny F., Clockwork
Hope Denied by Reinao Tanaka reviews
AU The first Death Star was not destroyed, the Rebel base on Yavin IV was, and Luke was taken captive by Vader. A look at the darker side of the galaxy far, far away. LV. A different take on the father-son relationship.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,626 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Luke S., Darth Vader
Fade to Grey by ShadowedFang reviews
What happens when someone of power falls from the path of a Hero, and instead walks the slender line between Dark and Light? AUish
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,445 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 8/17/2012
Personality Quiz by emilyroorose reviews
All the Gone characters take a quiz before the FAYZ and here is the quizzes! originally by MadHope.
Gone - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 3/22/2012
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1342 - Favs: 3,018 - Follows: 2,484 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
The Crossroads Betwixt Life and Death by History101 reviews
Takes place instead of Phantom Planet. Danny is left alone after a 'Nasty' explosion and it's up to Vlad Masters to help the lonely ghost boy pick up the pieces and move on. But along the way, they find themselves entangled in a mysterious plot which could destroy all they have left. A Danny - Vlad Father/Son fic.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 173,535 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Ultimate Betrayal by VegetaCold reviews
When Danny entrusts his secret with his parents, he is cast out, unwanted. With no where else to go, he turns to Vlad for help. Does not contain yaoi, however has been rated "T" for violence and language.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 38,682 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Danny F., Vlad M.
The Wonders of Social Networking by CreativeSlash reviews
Yes, I know it's been done before. But, I wanted to give it a shot. Danny and the crew on Facebook!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,761 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Complete
The Soul Sepulchre by Sholay reviews
Deep in the subterranean tunnels under Amity Park's Museum of Natural History, an ancient evil stirs. Overwhelmed by parents, school, Vlad and budding powers, Danny is left with no defense against the creeping darkness rooting into his own mind. Even as he stands as Amity's last defense, he begins to doubt his own heart... 'Nomen mihi Legio est…quia multi sumus...'
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 205,340 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Danny F.
Earthquake by Turkeyhead987 reviews
Danny leaves with his bathroom excuse and leaves Dash curious. He follows Danny and ends up the the gym room with him. While they're in there, an earthquake occurs and leaves them trapped inside. Will any secrets be revealed? No DashxDanny! They're just the main characters! Art by Okuni Evangeline Yin.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,556 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Danny F., Dash B. - Complete
Broken Record by DizzlyPuzzled reviews
The second week after Phantom's escape...He's hurting, and there are few who can still help the hybrid. Drugs, whips, chains, and pain what they did still haunts him...high T rating for Extreme Torture...Own Story Now
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,600 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Danny F., Jack F. - Complete
This Is My Life Now by vampirehamster reviews
Danny has been feeling weaker and weaker lately, but he doesn't now why. He blames it on lack of food and sleep, but is there a more sinister reason? Rated T for safety, it's clean now but it may not always stay that way. Read on and find out!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,146 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Danny F.
Descent by Kuroitaiyou-Shiroitsuki reviews
Danny is spurned by the town he has sworn to protect after he allows a student body to be decimated. Out options, betrayed by his friends and hurt, he turns to the only other half ghost- Vlad Masters- for house and revenge.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,084 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Danny F., Vlad M.
Missing by Coltenis reviews
Danny Fenton goes missing for four years. what will happen when a mysterious killer arrives in amity park?I wasn't sure in the genres, so I guessed.rated 'cause I'm paranoid. JXT TXOC
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Danny F.
Someone to Hear Me by Muneca-de-trapo reviews
With a depressing future in mind, hopelessness overwhelms Danny, yet he's afraid to go to the only other person who could understand him. Father/Son fic
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Pushed Too Far by GhostMajor reviews
Dash catches Danny on a bad day and things turn ugly when Danny decides he's had enough.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,123 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Danny F., Dash B.
Vlad's a Barbie Girl by The Phantom Titan reviews
Danny, Sam, and Tucker annoy *the hell out of* Vlad, the Almighty Lord of the Fruit-Loop's. Warning: very random
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
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Innocence Once Lost reviews
A Death Eater kidnaps Harry at his thirteenth birthday, and gives him a taste of Dark Magic. Who says that all Gryffies have to be light?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,025 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
New Arrival reviews
An OC of my own is introduced to the story. Johnny and the new homicidal maniac share in many deaths and adventures.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Johnny C.
Unfortunate Circumstances reviews
There was an accident at Fenton Works. Everyone died but Danny, so he goes to Vlad's. What will happen when Vlad finds out what REALLY happened? And what's with the creepy voice in Danny's head?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,969 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Danny F., Vlad M.
X Files reviews
Not what the title leads you to believe, trust me. Truth or dare MY way.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Dib, Zim
Random DP Chatroom reviews
What would happen if Amity Park had a chatroom? A whole bunch of weird randomness, that's what.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,360 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Danny F.
The Abusive Life of Harry Potter reviews
How the story would have been if Vernon hadn't been as "Kind" to Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,301 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 57 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Darkness Within reviews
Danny is betrayed by the ones he loves, and Dan escapes fron the Thermos only to find that Danny is on the road to becoming him. Will Danny be saved by a new friend, or will he fall prey to the darkness that resides within us all?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,925 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Danny F., Dan Phantom
The Amulet reviews
On an undiscovered new planet, there is an amulet that has been hidden for centuries. It has the ability to bring out a persons darker emotions. what would happen if Luke got a hold of it? Dark Luke
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,655 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Luke S., Darth Vader
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