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Author has written 15 stories for Star Wars, Tale of Despereaux, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, and Homestuck.
Okay, so my profile starts off with some explanations of my stories and then proceeds to be the typical random crap that you have mostly likely already read in some else's profile that I just copied and pasted. If you're going to read any of my stories, I recommend you read their profile description first. Enjoy!
Diamonds in the Rough:
Very, very, VERY AU.
The first thing I should explain is I don't have the Force in any of my stories and I don't plan on having it in them. There are probably millions of people across the planet screaming at me, and I don't care. Sorry George! Also, attachments are allowed in the Jedi Order, but not encouraged. As I introduce new OCs and places to the story, I will try to include flashbacks and/or chapters to explain them. Here is a shortened version in order of appearance:
Qui Gon Jinn- Jedi Master to Obi Wan Kenobi. Husband of the late Lady Kataryna of Alderaan. Father of Elena Jinn
Obi Wan Kenobi- Padawan leaner to Master Qui Gon Jinn.
Elena Jinn- Daughter to Jedi Master Qui Gon Jinn and the late Lady Kataryna of Alderaan
Wachi- Devaronian gladiator. Hates Anakin Skywalker for taking away his title of top-ranking gladiator.
Jak- Twilek minion to Wachi
Rojad- Trandoshan minion to Wachi
Anakin Skywalker- Highest ranking gladiator of the Outer Rim. No known living family.
Darth Vader- NOT ANAKIN SKYWALKER! SEPARATE CHARACTERS ! Apprentice to Darth Sidious. Doesn't have a Mech suit.
Darth Sidious- He's pretty much the same.
Aurra Sing- She's pretty much the same, too.
Darth Maaku- Former slave and assistant to Aurra Sing. New apprentice to Darth Sidious.
That should be enough background for you to start reading.
The Tale of Anakin Skywalker: This is my first crossover fic. It is The Tale of Despereaux in a Star Wars setting. However, the Despereaux/Anakin character is not full of health problems (neither does he have freakishly large ears) and Antoinette/Shmi is not ashamed of him.
Changing the Code: What would happen if Dolly Levi lived in the Star Wars universe and wanted to marry Mace Windu? She would change the Code and marry Mace. Simple as that. Or is it...
May the Cupcake Be With You: Anakin and Obi-Wan go to Obi's brother's wedding. 10 year old Anakin is super excited to try cake for the first time. But something prevents him. What could it possibly be?!
May the cupcake be with you, always.
If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this into your profile.
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every minute of it, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two goose are geese, the why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, then why aren't two footballs feetballs? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE its weird. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle one of the characters for being so dumb copy and paste this to your profile.
Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If youhappen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think unique is better than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
-90 percent of teens today would die if MySpace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 percent that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile
If you wonder why Star Wars fans don't have a cool name like "Trekkie," copy and paste this into your profile.
For Starwars Geeks
When you’re feeling lonely, think of Leia, who has no one left
When you hate your parents, think of Han, who never had any
When you’re feeling destructive, think of Anakin, who destroyed it all
When you’re feeling dumb, think of Jar Jar, who is an idiot
When you’re feeling old, think of Yoda, who is nine hundred
When you’re feeling short, think of Wicket, who is one meter
When you think your brother is annoying, think of Threepio, and be glad you’re not traveling to Bespin with him on a broken hyperdrive
When you think you’re not a good friend, think of Lando, who risked it all to say ‘I’m Sorry’
When you feel fat, think of Jabba, who can fit three people and a dwarf inside
When you miss your family, think of Chewie, who never sees his
When you’re feeling useless, think of Artoo, who is brought down every day and manages to kick butt
When you feel like you’ve lost a good friend, think of Obi-Wan, who lost his brother
When you’re feeling depressed, think of Padmé, who lost the galaxy
When you think you can’t go on anymore, think of Biggs, who never got to hear Luke’s adventures
When you feel tempted by the Dark Side, think of Darth Vader, who was once the Chosen One
When you feel ugly, think of Palpatine, who is the definition of ugly
When you are mad that your brother or sister does everything you do, think of Boba Fett, who has a couple thousand identical brothers
When you’re feeling betrayed, think of Dooku, whose boss cut his head off
When you feel like you’ve had no childhood, think of Maul, who was trained from birth by Palpatine
When you feel like you’re working too hard, think of Mon Montha, who is the leader of the NewRepublic
When you feel like you’ve been stabbed in the gut, think of Qui-Gon, who was actually stabbed in the gut
When you’re feeling like no one will listen to you, think of George Lucas, who started it all with just a boy, a girl, and a galaxy.
You know You're a Star Wars fan if...(bold those that apply to you)
If you refer to children as 'younglings,' elevators as 'turbolifts,' and bathrooms as 'refreshers. (All. The. Time.)
If you have looked for Ewoks when entering a wooded area.
If you have attempted to use a glowstick as a miniature weapon. (Who hasn't?)
If when an object was out of your reach, you have extended your hand toward it and expected it to come to you.
If you wave you hand in front of you to open automatic doors. (LOL! I love doing that!)
If you have quoted lines from the Star Wars movies unintentionally. (On a daily basis!)
If you have ever been surprised to open a refrigerator and find that the milk is not blue.
If you have ever insulted someone by calling them 'sleemo.' (This is Huttese for Slime Ball)(Does "Chuba doompa dopa-maskey kung" count?)
If you have painted or drawn a picture in which there are at least two suns in the sky.
If you have ever attempted to perform a jung ma. (I can't count how many times.)
If you even know what a jung ma is. (A type of lightsaber move where you jump.)(Its a jump then a 360 spin.)
If you know how to write in Aurebesh. (And Huttese)
If you understand any of this. (If you don't understand at least half of this, you really need to go on Wookiepedia)
If you're so obsessed with Star Wars that you spend hours imagining yourself living in that galaxy (EVERY DAY!)
If you are madly in love with a fictional character. (How can you not love Anakin?)
If someone told you that you were a Star Wars nerd/geek/freak and you said "Thank you!" (Anybody who considers that an insult is a doompa dopa-maskey kung!)
If you wonder why Star Wars fans don't have a cool name like "Trekkie,"
If you hate when people mistake Star Wars for Star Trek.
If you wonder why on earth they don't make Jedi Halloween costumes for girls (and are infuriated) copy and paste this into your profile. (Ahsoka doesn't count.)
If you are mad that they have not discovered Tatooine, Naboo, Coroscant, and Kashyyyk, and all the other star systems out there.
If you hate it when people refer to a lightsaber as a "lifesaver"
When ever you hear the word Star Wars you stop what you are doing, perk up, and eavesdrop,
If when your friends/family tell you that Star Wars isn't real and you spazz out.
If you don't think that Anakin/Vader is a villian, but is a tragic hero that was screwed over by fate instead ( :'( )
If you hate Dormekin because you know that Anakin only loves Padme
If you hate Obidala because you know that Padme only loves Anakin
If you think that Anisoka is just plain wrong. (No duh!)
If you read the whole thing, I congratulate you.
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