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Joined 04-16-03, id: 370509
Author has written 5 stories for School of Rock, and Harry Potter.

I'm too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

I'm a model if you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
On the catwalk, yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

that is meeeeeee.

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Me Love by Rice-Ball247 reviews
Merry Xmas! Draco and Harry are going to enjoy the Christmas holidays at a Wizarding paradise resort in Australia. There's too much love on this island and what better way to work off all that energy... than with sex-yoga? DMHP, OCOC, oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,213 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Ten Steps by Digitallace reviews
Harry seeks the unlikely help of Draco Malfoy to give a boost to his love life, but as usual, things aren’t always what they seem. Explicit content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,096 - Reviews: 1837 - Favs: 1,383 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Bodyguard by Luuuurve reviews
Award winning fic! When Death Eaters murder Draco's mother, Draco jumps at the chance to avenge her. But he doesn't expect the Ministry to bind him, heart, body and soul, to Harry Potter. HPDM slash. HGRW. Post HBP. Replaces DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 175,643 - Reviews: 2052 - Favs: 1,780 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Diamond Sky by Poisoned Honey reviews
ZackFreddy slash. Zack's losing himself to a life he never thought he'd have. Can Freddy help him reclaim himself?
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,928 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 3/1/2005
Vice and Virtue by FangQueen13 reviews
Remus Lupin is a bad Catholic. But that doesn’t mean he’s bad. PostPrank SLASH RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,570 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
You want some juice? by SerenityPhantom reviews
The pups have a little fun at a carnival. Inspired by the local fair with my best friend. I own ntohing. le sigh.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Moon and Stars by Sleep Walking Chicken reviews
[RLSB] For the 5 sense LJ community, a series of one shots. Surrender your senses and dive into everything you desire. Each chapter stands alone and highlights one of the senses. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,109 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/18/2006 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Reason I Love You by Nuwanda reviews
A strange request on Harry's behalf leads to a long night of fashion adventures and life discoveries. Slash, HarryDraco. Finally finished after a long year's work!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,832 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Flash by His Spectacles reviews
Harry and Draco and a photo booth. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
They Say I Look Dead Now by xx.archimedes reviews
Harry remembers. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Black From Bergerac by Ineffabilitea reviews
A complete AU in which Potterverse characters and the plot of Cyrano de Bergerac meet, with a few significant changes. RLSB slash, RLNT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,806 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/12/2006 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Safe and Sound by Lykaios Nyx reviews
Little Harry worries when he has to go to his Grandma and Grandpa's house on a full moon night. [AU Living With arc] RLSB Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Lionsnake Manor by Hopeakaarme reviews
The squickfic of all times!The LupinPotterSnapeMalfoyBlack sixsome is living happily in their Lionsnake Manor AKA Malfoy Manor. However, future is having some new plans for them. SLASH MPREG almost INCEST RLSBHPSSLMDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,245 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 7/15/2004 - Remus L. - Complete
Snogging Nog by Ineffabilitea reviews
In which Sirius pulls off a Christmas prank, Remus makes a list, James is overdramatic, and Peter is concerned for Remus' health. RLSB Slash. Now complete with Part Two: Stripping Solution.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/16/2005 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Waiting a Long Time by the writer formerlyknown as lm reviews
“That you don’t like sex?” “No, James. That I’d like sex if it was with a bloke.” Sirius comes out to James. Implied RLSB. [Complete.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Between the Sheets by mackitten reviews
Sirius helps Remus hang laundry while staying with him over the summer. Snogging inevitably may ensue. [RLSB slash]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/24/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
You Must Love Me by CasaluceGirlCrush07 reviews
Marco and Dylan's relationship unfolds with many suprises. Chapter 6 up! R&R! SLASH!
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,539 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 7/14/2004
Imitation of Life by She's So High reviews
The purest of artists use their mediums to convey feelings that even they don't fully understand, or maybe that they can't communicate. Either way, what more bittersweet way to say 'I love you? slash, femmeslash
School of Rock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,450 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/8/2005 - Published: 8/11/2004
A Thing Called Love by Victoria to Worthing reviews
A DeweyMiss Mullins story. Clean, fluffy, cute, and fun. Adults are very neglected in SOR fic! Read and review!
School of Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,005 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/19/2005 - Published: 3/28/2004 - Complete
superficial things by rainyday101 reviews
Freddy muses on how he came to be kissing his best friend (freddyzack slash)
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2005
Wrong Way by Nuwanda reviews
Freddy’s after school job no longer pays for his drugs. When he resorts to other methods of earning the cash, he begins to lose all control of his life as he follows a downward spiral of sex, money and substance abuse. Is there anyone who can save him
School of Rock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,210 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/5/2005 - Published: 4/22/2004
Declaration Aid by Shiakuu Hitome reviews
They have always loved each other, but neither thought their love was returned. Slash, one shot. FreddyZack.
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Complete
Sunday by yeaka reviews
Freddy gets closer to Zack. Discontinued.
School of Rock - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/14/2005 - Published: 2/1/2005 - Freddy J., Zack M. - Complete
A Post Hogwarts Affair by burgundyred reviews
Hermione's married to Ron, but it's more of a union of Ron&Quidditch. Desperate she takes a job at Malfoy, Inc. and develops an unhealthy obsession with her boss. Results include all the symptoms of a fullblown crush. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,981 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/18/2005 - Published: 10/11/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Heal Me Im Heartsick by Angel of hate reviews
School Of Rock A love triangle has developed! Two are fighting it out for Zack. But who will win? Only one way to find out! WE NEED SOME SLASH IN HERE!READ PLZ READ!Chap 5 up!Soz 4 da long wait
School of Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,851 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/26/2004 - Published: 3/5/2004
Emerald Eyes by Nuwanda reviews
An impromptu ‘fashion show’ turns into something much more meaningful. HarryDraco slash. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Beautiful Brown Eyes by Mark of CTown reviews
ZackFreddy SLASH! Freddy's POV... Freddy comes to realization that he is gay and wants Zack...takes place during movie...R and R! One-shot!
School of Rock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/5/2004 - Freddy J., Zack M. - Complete
And I Meant It by Nanaki BH reviews
Marco finally comes out to his parents, but their reaction isn't the best. Ashamed and suffering from massive grief, he turns to Dylan for help. (DylanxMarco, of course!)
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,325 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 7/13/2004
OTBS, I Am Now A Member Of The Fellowship by Love Your Shotgun reviews
On the Bright Side I am Now a Member of the Fellowship... Gee LOTR crossover! Red-bottomosity ensues!
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,116 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/19/2004 - Published: 4/14/2004
New Twists by Different reviews
CraigMarco pairing. First attempt at slash, so don't butcher me. Rating changed due to some homosexual action.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,624 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 12/28/2003
Slamming Doors by BishonenMarco reviews
MarcoDylan. Chapter 6 is actually a continuation of Chapter 5. The end of a perfect date...
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,196 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 6/25/2004
Howl, Baby, Howl by pancakesareking reviews
Slash[SiriusxRemus] In the days of the Marauders, piñatas were perfect for any party, sheets were something to ponder over, kisses were well thought out, and mistletoe was something Sirius Black kept in his pocket for just the right occasion.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,333 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
To Take Me Away by teachme2rock reviews
(SLASH!) Freddy and Zack both get abused at home, but in different ways. To take themselves away from their troubles, they begin a game of seduction, that could lead to more... (maybe R later)
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,932 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/14/2004 - Published: 4/18/2004
Everything by Nuwanda reviews
If Freddy gets his driver’s license on his first try, his parents will buy him a car, so he talks Zack into teaching him to drive. But Spazzy McGee isn’t exactly the best pupil…and even Zack can lose his temper sometimes. Slash and oneshot.
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,861 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/2/2004 - Complete
Somewhere On the Side by pancakesareking reviews
SLASH[FreddyZack] Zack is the center of Freddy’s world. Freddy is the center of Zack’s world. Somewhere on the side is everything else.
School of Rock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,582 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/16/2004
Brown Eyes by mistress of the universe reviews
Zack was one of those people who always looked into your eyes when he talked to you. That’s how genuine he was. And when he looked you straight in the eye it’s hard to look away.
School of Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/11/2004
More Natural Than Breathing by Nuwanda reviews
As a 15 year old punk drummer, Freddy is basically in like Flynn with any girl he wants. But what if he doesn’t want any of the girls? Freddy POV on the one he truly wants, slash and possibly one-shot, let me know what you want.
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,309 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Complete
What's Love got to do with it? by WriterChick2391 reviews
This MarcoDylan fic takes place only a couple of days after Pride. It continues some of the stories that took place in the episode, and forms a MarcoDylan relationship. Please read my fanfic! COMPLETE
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,834 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/8/2004 - Published: 1/11/2004 - Complete
Die, Umbridge, Die by Dragon Mistress reviews
*WARNING: ORDER OF THE PHOENIX SPOILERS!* Who detests Dolores Umbridge? I do, I do! Who loves Sirius? I do, I do! Who loves knives? Sirius does, Sirius does!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/29/2003
I'll Say Goodbye by Swimmerkitti reviews
Hermione must say a teary goodbye to Draco. My frst fic, it is better than it sounds, my friends were i tears reading it!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Dinner at the Malfoy's by Scratches reviews
Harry at the Malfoy's for dinner. unreal, AU, and fluff. HPDM LMNM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Honesty Sucks by werechick reviews
(FEMSLASH, SLASH: Daria/Jane; HET: Trent/Daria) ::Complete:: Daria tells Trent how she feels, and Jane is left out in the rain, for the first time realizing her friend, her lover... wanted someone else. See Jane. See Jane cry.
Daria - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/22/2003 - Complete
Severus Snape and the SexEd Snafu by Grindylowe reviews
If you're going to read this, for the love of God do it safely.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/31/2001 - Severus S. - Complete
In the Moonlight by Ruthless Bunny reviews
Daria asks Trent for advice about sex, and gets more than she bargained for.
Daria - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,206 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/8/2001 - Published: 3/5/2001
Behind the Scenes by purpleatheist reviews
Sirius/Remus SLASH, you're warned. A missing scenes look at PoA. Short, sappy, a bit of angst, and a little sex. Nothing graphic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/6/2001
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Car Crashes, Romance Novels, and Verb Cubes reviews
Freddy and Zack are in New York. Sequel to Drunken Love
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,231 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 5/29/2004 - Zack M., Freddy J. - Complete
Shiver & Shake reviews
Everyone's home for the Christmas Holiday. Remus is left with his Aunt&cousins during his parent's vacation. Sirius takes a visit and finds out a few very disturbing things. More RLSB slash! oneshot! :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Cure reviews
An series of songficsoneshots outlining Sirius' and Remus' entire relationship. RLSB or SBRL slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Changes reviews
It’s two days before the full moon and Remus is having a difficult time controlling his emotions. RLSB slash & fluff
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Drunken Love reviews
COMPLETE! FZ Slash. When a drunk Freddy spends the night at Zack's, something more happens than your normal sleepover..
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,921 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/26/2004 - Published: 4/9/2004 - Complete