Author has written 18 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Hunger Games.
on a sort how do i write sort of status
who is doe-eyed llama? *previously known as taffeh a. llama*
"you can't quote me, bitch"
"what the fuck are you on?"
—as stated by the amazing empty thoughts ("you're so great it almost measures up to my great")
now, who is she really?
(alright, so, first of all: i stole this super cool format from empty thoughts but it's okay because she gave me permission, so it's not like plagiarism or anything scary like that.)
hello! i've secretly been on here since 2010 by the name of im.a.stegosaurus, but actually started writing around 2012 and posting fics and such. i'm currently in my sophomore year of high school (how scary), and slowly dying on the inside with every passing day. not literally, but you know. metaphorically. also crying everyday. again, metaphorically.
i spend most of my time sleeping, eating, on tumblr, hanging out with my buds irl and on skype, reading, writing, and listening to music. i like anime (read: massive weeb) and playing video games as well. i have a very exciting life and i am always busy. (there is a lie somewhere in this little paragraph and it is your job to figure out what it is.) my birthday is on december 21st (glitters and gold is my birthday buddy), the ever-elusive winter solstice. i was born in manhattan, new york, and apparently NY couldn't handle me so i moved to where i currently live now, which is in southern california.
i probably have the accent to match.
what the hell is with her penname?
i did the unthinkable. i am now doe-eyed llama. i have cut all ties with that stupid nickname. i am free.
wat books do u liek and musics?!?! we cans be frands!!1212
book-y stuff: It's hard for me to get into any series these days, but Percy Jackson is definitely number one on the list. For books, however, they'd be The Perks of Being a Wallflower, The Burn Journals, The Book Thief, It's Kind of a Funny Story, Fangirl, I Am The Messenger, and Paper Towns.
music-y stuff: Conditions, Arctic Monkeys, Issues, Fall Out Boy, Royal Blood, Lorde, Hozier, Bring Me the Horizon, Young the Giant, Bastille, Catfish & The Bottlemen, Panic! at the Disco, Imagine Dragons, twentyonepilots, La Dispute, You Me at Six, etc.
here, have some lame links (click them anyway)
have some more lame links, but about people!!11
the ACTUAL badass ("WHY AM I THE LAME LINK" she cries)
the name changer ("she's more like the dog we found outside and decided to keep" et says)
the bae (be gentle she's new)
wait, who's empty thoughts and why do you talk about her so much?
we're like star-crossed lovers, like she's all the way in canada and i'm all the way in california, but unlike tfios or romeo & juliet we don't tragically die in the end :) ("hopefully" she says)
super important dates that we should all be aware of at the moment
4.20.14: went to wondercon as louise belcher from bob's burgers!
7.05.14: went to anime expo as a pokemon trainer!
10.07.14: i've loved pjo since 5th grade how do i possibly let go
2.22.15: tfw you read 30k fics to sleep
take a gander
i know i'm super bad at updating and i take forever to write. it's a thing we all sadly have to deal with. (i'm so sorry.) i've recently noticed that i mostly write k and fluff, but then i also have some angst and slash in there so... *shrugs*
beta-ing for: hal.elle
story stuff part deux
anything posted around 2012 or before sweet victory, i am so sorry. (excluding a lingering flame.) but i am determined to not delete anything, because it shows the progress i've made. and that people liked my writing way back when. it's also fun to see how much i've improved. lots of fun.
everything's not what it seems: [surprisingly still ongoing] multi-fic on a hiatus thingy because it's being edited and are there people who still read this/remember this? it's actually one of my biggest focuses (foci? thanks alg 2/trig) at the moment. i'm rewriting and i revamped the plot and it's gonna happen soon. i swear. i put a kind of 'twist' on a cliche plot a.k.a percy-can-sing-OMG. at least, i think it's a twist. and it's kinda-sorta-maybe follows son of neptune just a bit. you'll see. the hiatus will most likely be over [insert time]. oops.
i also have a million other oneshots that i've planned and that are half-written. some including a sequel to locker room scandal and loads of other aus.
that's all i have to say goodbye.
my fave review of all time
an anon review on percy turns 17 (they also called out on hal.elle for cursing)