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Joined 02-07-12, id: 3705457, Profile Updated: 12-23-15
Author has written 26 stories for Wizard of Oz, Ghostbusters, Letters to Juliet, Lost, Phantom of the Opera, Harry Potter, Avengers, Once Upon a Time, and Doctor Who.

Catherine Smith-Saxon's the name, though many know me as the Red Lady. But you can call me Catie. I'm nineteen, hella bisexual, want a career in entertainment, and fan fiction controls my life.

Fandoms: Doctor Who, Sherlock, Supernatural, Marvel, Ghostbusters, Once Upon A Time, Heroes, LOST, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, BBC's Merlin, Smallville, Orange Is The New Black

OTPs: The Doctor and the Master from Doctor Who, Destiel, Johnlock, Clintasha, Swan Queen, Claire Bennett/Elle Bishop (Heroes), Bangel OR Spuffy OR Buffy/Faith and Willow/Tara (BtVS), Merthur and Lance/Gwen (Merlin), Jean Valjean/Javert (Les Miserables), Nick Carraway/Jay Gatsby (The Great Gatsby)

Hella obsessed with Doctor Who, especially the Fifth and Twelfth Doctor eras. Twelve and Missy are my space parents, Clara Oswald is was is my wife. (Mostly write Doctor/Master fan fic these days, also write some gen OC stuff-sorry.)

Tumblr: the-great-space-virgin
AO3: fiveainley_ohmy (if you want to read some of my more adult fics)
Twitter: @Catietheawesome (personal) and @longlivekoschei (parody Master account)

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Song of Storms by Crystal Rose of Pollux reviews
Reunited with Zoe and Victoria, the Doctor and Jamie find themselves at UNIT. When a flash storm appears out of nowhere and starts growing out of control, it's clear that Salamander is up to his old tricks again. Salamander isn't working alone, but as he quickly finds himself in over his head, it's soon up to everyone to stop a disaster that will occur in 3 days' time.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,636 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/11/2015 - Published: 3/25/2015 - 2nd Doctor, Jamie M., Zoe H., Victoria W. - Complete
The Five(ish) Doctors Reboot Novelisation by Josman reviews
With the BBC busy filming Doctor Who's 50th anniversary, some of the classic Doctors resort to desperate measures to get on it.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,169 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/6/2015 - Published: 4/27/2015 - Complete
Day of the Time Lords by Shadowblade217 reviews
After sacrificing himself to save the universe, the Master finds himself somewhere highly unusual, and reunites with the Doctor to witness the most impossible day in creation.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,905 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 2/1/2015 - 10th Doctor, The Master, 11th Doctor, War Doctor - Complete
With a Capital T by Starjargon reviews
Missy meets River Song. The Doctor never had a chance. Fluffy one-shot written mostly for the joke in the middle. Time Baby. Twelve/Missy Twelve/River Amy/Rory Title from the Music Man
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/7/2015 - [12th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III] The Master - Complete
Waking a Woman by Hunting Angels reviews
Sam and Dean fall asleep in their motel but the morning after Sam wakes up and something massive has changed. He has become a woman. The only problem now is trying to turn him back. Gender swap.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,536 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/2/2015 - Published: 10/7/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Bobby S. - Complete
Cas, what is love? by Andrew Greatbatch
Dean and Castiel have a conversation about the definition of love. Random drabble.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
62 Things the Avengers are Not Allowed to Do by AchievingKitKat reviews
Coulson starts to write up rules as to the things that the Avengers are not allowed to do based on the daily happenings whilst on the Helicarrier. 62 of them in fact. T for swearing etc.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 25,915 - Reviews: 1980 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson
Friends In High Places by nostalgia reviews
The Doctor is working for UNIT and Torchwood completely fail to notice. Why is that?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2014 - 3rd Doctor, The Master, Jack H., Brigadier - Complete
An Unspoken Code by keepcalmandfangirlon reviews
It's the older sibling's job to protect the younger ones. No matter what. A story about one of the times Mycroft took care of his little brother. Written because I have season three feels.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/15/2014 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Game of Love Hearts by Blue Stone Shining Wolf reviews
Team Tardis Game Night Series* Rose introduces the Doctor and Jack to a Valentine's Day game she used to play as a child. A fun and flirtatious fluff piece that takes place sometime druing the Ninth Doctor's era. *TTGN stories can be read in any order.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2014 - 9th Doctor, Jack H., Rose T. - Complete
Nine Lives by BeshterAngelus reviews
The Doctor was doing well all by himself, thank you very much! And in popped this pink and yellow human, mucking about the place. Worse, she seems to worm herself into the Doctor's lonely existence rather comfortably...perhaps too comfortably. Character study of Nine and his relationship to Rose Tyler.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 73,883 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Rose T., 9th Doctor - Complete
What to Expect When Your Timelord is Expecting by IOUaTARDISride reviews
What would happen if the doctor was pregnant? Fantastic question. 9, 10, and 11's reactions to being pregnant. Hilarity ensues. Crack!fic
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/30/2013 - 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, Rose T., 11th Doctor - Complete
A Day Off by Wild Vivid Imagination reviews
After a bet with Yates and Benton, a very eager Jo Grant, along with a rather reluctant Brigadier, sets out to prove the exact nature of the Doctor's and the Master's relationship. Meanwhile, the two mentioned Time Lords find themselves in a quite unexpected predicament... This will be interesting... 3rd Doctor/Delgado!Master, SLASH ALERT!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,092 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2013 - [3rd Doctor, The Master] Brigadier, Jo G. - Complete
Footsteps by Krazy Ky-Sta Hatter reviews
When Rose discovers the strange ability to step through Time, Space and Universes, she begins a rather frustrating search for the Doctor. If she can't get his help then she will never be able to stay still. But it seems she can never quite reach him.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,712 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Rose T., 10th Doctor - Complete
This Tangled TARDIS by funtime vash reviews
A trap, within a trap, within a trap, within a trap. Can even four Doctors break free from an enemy determined to unravel their timelines, turning their very existence into a paradox? Featuring Eight, Nine, Ten, Eleven, Fitz Kreiner, Jack Harkness, River Song, and Rose Tyler. Part 1 of the Fitzverse. Het/slash
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,935 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 11/26/2013 - 8th Doctor, 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor - Complete
Gone Gone Gone by Sophia-the-fangirl reviews
Three times the Doctor meets with Phil Coulson. And three times he leaves. But will Nine be too late the last time? Crossover, kind-of one-shot. Rated T to be safe.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2013 - 9th Doctor, Nick F., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
A Golden Rose by bubblygal92 reviews
The Doctor meets a very different Rose in 2005. Why is her past, his future? What does she have to do with timelines? And just what is the Bad Wolf? Featuring the 9th, 10th and 11th Doctors. Starts with the events of 'Rose' and goes through the series. AU. 9/Rose 10/Rose 11/Rose. Cover art by IrissenNii
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 88 - Words: 246,372 - Reviews: 1612 - Favs: 1,370 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - [9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, Rose T., 11th Doctor] - Complete
Debts by Trinaluv33 reviews
'The Master shook his head in amusement and slung the weakened Doctor's arm over his shoulders, taking most of the injured Time Lord's weight. 'Seems you are in my debt now, Doctor. You owe me your life.'" The Doctor is forced to rely on the Master after being kidnapped by a disenfranchised scientist, who enjoys studying alien species. Her latest hobby is that of the Time Lords.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,827 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 11/26/2012 - 5th Doctor, The Master
A Golden Rose Outtakes by bubblygal92 reviews
Set in the Golden Rose verse. A collection of one-shots, drabbles, missing moments and deleted scenes from my main fic 'A Golden Rose'. General fluff, angst, romance, humour. Requests in the reviews. Read and enjoy!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,269 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 9/18/2012 - [Rose T., 11th Doctor] [Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.] - Complete
Vino Vertias by Savaial reviews
The Doctor and the Master meet in a backwater bar. Slash fic. No actual sex. This is a request fill for Best Enemies.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Complete
Catch That Pepsi Spirit! by Mneme reviews
Ray needs more sleep, Peter might need a beverage change.
Ghostbusters - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/7/2012 - P. Venkman, Ray S. - Complete
The Cursed Storeroom by nicnac918 reviews
Seriously people, the kissing needs to stop.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Clark K./Superman - Complete
Chloe Sullivan, Slash Fangirl by nicnac918 reviews
We all have our little fantasies.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Chloe S., Clark K./Superman - Complete
DotCom by mygyps17 reviews
Chloe's hit a bit of a dry spell when it comes to a love life, so Lois makes her sign up for one of those dating services in hopes of finding her a soulmate.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,804 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Chloe S., Clark K./Superman - Complete
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You Are Not Alone reviews
It wasn't the Doctor's intention to fall in love with his sweet human companion, Sam Tyler. Little did he know, though, that Sam wasn't all he seemed to be. (Doctor/Master, New Who canon divergence.)
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 63 - Words: 171,966 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 1/19/2014 - [The Master, 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor] Martha J.
Twas The Night Before Christmas reviews
It's Christmas eve and Clara has a special gift for the Red Lady (Osred sexy times).
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/23/2015 - [Clara O., OC] - Complete
Two Hearts And Both Of Them Yours reviews
A collection of oneshots about the Doctor and the Master. Includes all eras, Classic, New, and non-canon. Funny, cute, angsty, cracky, sad, but always full o' Time Lord love. R&R (Previously titled "Space Boyfriends".)
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 121 - Words: 147,756 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/11/2015 - Published: 3/23/2014 - [The Master, 5th Doctor, 10th Doctor] OC
The Red Lady Chronicles reviews
"I...I think you must have me mistaken. I'm just a girl with a vivid imagination." These are the tellings of the Doctor's enigma, the Red Lady, and her adventures through time and space. (A spinoff from "Space Boyfriends".)
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,346 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/15/2015 - Published: 4/15/2015 - [12th Doctor, The Master] Clara O., OC
GB Plus Me Pt 5: It's About Time reviews
You go back in time and change one little thing about your own past. But then you come to find out that one little decision can change everything...and not for the better. Story of my life.
Ghostbusters - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,734 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Egon
Our Tree House reviews
The TARDIS mysteriously lands in a jungle. What, and WHO will the Doctor find there? Doctor/Master, featuring Eleven and the CumberMaster. Very hot oneshot. R&R.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2014 - [11th Doctor, The Master] Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
The Master's Valentine reviews
The Doctor receives a letter the Master never meant to send. Five/Ainley fluffy oneshot, too cute! R&R!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2014 - [5th Doctor, The Master] The Rani - Complete
The Master Vs Flappy Bird! reviews
And he thought beating the Doctor was impossible... (Sequel to Candy Crush Conundrum?) Crackfic, oneshot. R&R!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2014 - The Master, Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Rory W.
The Doctor Awards! reviews
From all over time and space, the many Doctors gather at The Doctor Awards! Hosted by the lovely Catie The Awesome, and a surprise guest at the end! Multi-Doctor oneshot. R&R!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2014 - 1st Doctor, Valeyard, OC, 12th Doctor - Complete
The Doctor Knits (The Saga Of The Scarf) reviews
The Doctor always wanted to learn to knit... Oneshot. Multi-Doctor story, mainly involving 12 and 4, with cameos from 8 and 3, and nods to 9,10, and 11. Just because.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2014 - 4th Doctor, Brigadier, Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Tegan Didn't Mean To See That reviews
Tegan walks into the TARDIS and finds the Doctor with someone...unexpected. Because there's a lack of Five/Ainley!Master stories. R&R!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2013 - [5th Doctor, The Master] Tegan J. - Complete
Candy Crush Conundrum reviews
What will happen when the Doctor discovers a silly, humany-wumany video game on Amy's phone? Oneshot, pure DWho silliness!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor
I'll Not Lose You Again reviews
My fantasy ending to "The End Of Time", where Ten stays around and the Master lives! Slight Ten/Simm at the end, nothing graphic. Oneshot. R&R, please!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/24/2013 - [10th Doctor, The Master] Wilfred M./Wilf, Rassilon - Complete
For Good reviews
It's not easy telling the one you love goodbye. Oneshot.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [Mulan, Aurora/Sleeping Beauty] - Complete
GB Plus Me Forever reviews
The continuing adventures of Jennifer and the Ghostbusters.
Ghostbusters - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,945 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Complete
Steve and Thor Learn About Pop Culture reviews
I give the God of Thunder and Captain America a lesson on the modern world, because they desperately need it. Warning: not recommended for those who can't take a joke. One-shot.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Thor - Complete
Hogwarts Reacts to A Very Potter Musical! reviews
Dumbledore cancels class and show the students a Muggle American play...about them! Buckle up, Hogwarts. I do not own A Very Potter Musical. Sadly. Go watch it on YouTube if ye be a true Potterhead!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,763 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 6/4/2013
The Phantom Gets Busted! reviews
Ray to the rescue? Oneshot.
Crossover - Phantom of the Opera & Ghostbusters - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Christine, Ray S. - Complete
Wait, This Is a TV SHOW? reviews
The discovery of a new hatch will reveal the horrible truth...that the islanders have been merely pawns in a theatrical game of chess all along. WARNING: Contains highly satirical and just plain stupid content. COMPLETE!
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,451 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Jack, Hurley - Complete
GB Plus Me Part 4: Next Generation reviews
Now, it's the kids' turn.
Ghostbusters - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,095 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Complete
Broken Hearts reviews
Everyone can have a happy ending-even Victor. One shot.
Letters to Juliet - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Victor - Complete
GB Plus Me Part 3: We're Gettin' Too Old For This reviews
It's eighteen years later and everything's changed.
Ghostbusters - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,378 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Egon - Complete
GB Plus Me Part 1: One of the Boys reviews
Jennifer joins her college professors' new business and has the adventure of a lifetime. Newly edited! Something weird happened to the top of the picture, sorry.
Ghostbusters - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,601 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Complete
GB Plus Me Part 2: Back In the Saddle reviews
Jennifer and the Ghostbusters were forced to break up five years ago. But now, they're back.
Ghostbusters - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,159 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Complete
The Wonderful Winston of Oz reviews
A conk on the head sends Dana into a fantasy.
Crossover - Wizard of Oz & Ghostbusters - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,862 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - The Scarecrow, Dana B. - Complete
What Happened To Us? reviews
After Janine jilts Egon for Louis, Egon demands answers. For all the fans who wondered why.
Ghostbusters - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Egon, Janine M. - Complete