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Joined 02-07-12, id: 3705786, Profile Updated: 12-18-15
Author has written 5 stories for Artemis Fowl, Age of the Five Trilogy, Pokémon, and Frozen.

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Formerly PeterPokéfreak. That name was making me wince every time I saw it, so I renamed my account after the God of Prophecy in Fiona Patton's The Warriors of Estavia book series.

I have returned (sort of) again (sort of)!

I've been on this website (sort of) since 2012. I want to be a professional author, I'm a really great editor, and stupid humour is my favourite thing to write ever. Because it's easy.

That hasn't always been the case. I have always been very vain about my writing skill, and I tried to write very ambitious things during my first year on here. All of those are dead. So dead. So very, very dead. I don't mind people reading them, and there's no reason to delete them - it's not like I find any of the content embarrassing - but there's a good 90% chance that I'll never write them again. I'm no longer the person who wrote that stuff.

Some more in-depth summaries/news on the fanfics that I have on this profile:

Memories of Sinnoh: This was to be the first edition of a massive project or saga that probably would have taken many, many years to write had I gone through with it. My intention was to create an entire Pokémon world, write all of the regions available to me, and then take the characters and plot the world into oblivion as the Legend of Zelda and Kingdom Hearts universes. There was a time when this was my great life goal, and the reason I originally decided to become an author, so I suppose it will always hold that honour. Like all first fanfics, there's a Mary Sue pseudo-self-insert there, and, it being Pokémon, all the usual attempts at 'originality' and 'grittiness'. There were two or three different versions of this fic, the first of which was an embarrassment to humanity.

The Multiple Personalities of Artemis Fowl: This fanfic was the first plunny (plot bunny: an idea that eats away at your brain until you write it) I ever had, and I had very little control over it. It is also the oldest piece I wrote that is still posted on this website. The basic idea was that I could not stand the thought that Orion Fowl was Artemis's only multiple personality when he was stated to have multiple personality disorder, so I created several of my own and wrote a story about how they would be rejoined with Artemis himself. Originally, the concept was inspired by Snakequeen-in-Norway's Artemis Fowl fanfiction, Road to Recovery.

Yes, this one in particular merits multiple paragraphs. I quite enjoyed the direction this fanfiction took in its first months of existence, but it was a case of me creating more characters than I could satisfactorily managed with the limited skills I expressed at the time. The personalities became quite frustrating to maintain, and it also became annoying to try and give each one enough time outside Artemis's mind to meet the other characters, as well as making progress in Artemis's plot lines. Additionally, well, I read The Last Guardian, the final book of the Artemis Fowl series. While I admit I enjoyed it while reading it, and that many believed it was a wonderful ending to the series, I took issue with many of the plot threads, and felt that I was being struck over the head with an anvil whenever the environment was mentioned. My motivation to continue this work collapsed with my dedication to Eoin Colfer's writing.

Age of the Wilds: I loved Trudi Canavan's The Age of Five series to pieces, and was fascinated by the idea that the Wilds split up to make their fortunes after the series ended, but still stayed in contact. I decided that they would eventually become the foremost political group on the continent, and created a story around it because I was so excited. Unfortunately, this story died due to a lack of planning and a loss of motivation. It was too long a project to be written on a whim, and I had no idea of how to move from the introduction to the climax. It was memorable for being the most original piece I had written to that point, but it is at the least shelved. If I read the series again, who knows? I might come back and wipe the dust from this plot, distill it to a briefer romp, and have some fun writing immortal magic shenanigans.

Do You Want to Hide a Body?: My only completed work, and my first one-shot. This was written as a joke for a friend of mine who loves to sing music from the Disney film Frozen at random. She introduced me to the "Do You Want to Hide a Body?" song on YouTube, and I thought I could use a mix of humour and horror to impress her with my writing. The lyrics to the song were written myself, and the scenario developed itself over time into a mass of strange amusement. I hope it can produce a few laughs. This one was my first experience writing oddball humour and horror.

Pokéstar Studios Productions: A weird plunny I had while being the completionist I am and getting every ending for every film at Pokéstar Studios in Black and White 2. I was surprised that it hadn't been written already, actually. Anyway, it's mostly my way to force myself to write all the time, and limit myself in plot, while practicing lots of different genres. Plans include weekly updates, so long as I continue to write. I have enough of a buffer to post once a month or so during school, if I'm not writing.

Some writing projects currently in the works but not finished to the point of posting (in order of priority):

1. A collaboration self-insert for Kingdom Hearts with my friend xSokox. Currently in progress, very slowly. The plot will only be finalised once Kingdom Hearts III is released, and then there might be lots of rewriting. Yes, self-inserts are overdone. I have no excuses.

2. A pair of original universes, which I'm sort of vaguely planning somewhere in the distance. The first is modern fantasy, with an attempt at an original sort of mythological fairy? The other is a full-on fantasy universe with a history and magic and gods and a bajillion characters. These won't be posted online, since, you know, original fiction.

3. A number of transient projects, usually based on whatever I'm reading at a given time. At the moment, that's some disjointed scenes from Diane Duane's Young Wizards series, but who knows if I'll ever actually write it?


I love getting reviews! If it has any substance to it at all, I will reply, and there'll probably always be a reminder to maybe leave a review on my chapters. Whenever I do read fanfic, I do my best to leave the best reviews I can.

Also, I am a Canadian living on the West Coast. My spelling is British; my slang Californian.

Don't forget to check out the accounts of a few of my friends on this website:

xSokox, who is very popular (by comparison to me) for his self-insert of the Pokémon manga. I help him out with his writing, and he spends a lot of effort motivating me to write. Trust me, this motivation is required.


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Pokedex by Birdboy reviews
A drabble collection of the sort of pokemon world lore you might find in an expanded version of the pokedex.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 970 - Words: 277,257 - Reviews: 4284 - Favs: 2,343 - Follows: 1,470 - Updated: 7/23 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Arceus
Nuzlocke: Dimensional Destruction by mangaluva reviews
On the trail of the escaped former Aqua leader, Saylee and Key find themselves in Sinnoh, a country on the brink of chaos thanks to the machinations of an enemy that Saylee has faced before. With a full chorus of gods, knights, princesses, detectives and criminals, nothing will ever be the same again. (Sequel to Calamity Calls. Platinum Nuzlocke with dual protagonists.)
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 75 - Words: 276,344 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/1/2018 - Published: 8/31/2015 - Chimchar/Hikozaru, Turtwig/Naetle - Complete
Into the Pokéverse by xSokox reviews
Living life on Earth is one thing, but what about inside of a fantasy? What if that world, the world you never knew was real, became your life? And what if you have a special connection to that world, one that you never knew about, that ties your life with many others? BoyxBoy, GirlxGirl. Parts of the manga that appear belong to their respective authors.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 137 - Words: 615,810 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 5/23/2017 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Red, OC
Nuzlocke: Deliverance by mangaluva reviews
After the events in Sootopolis, Archie decided to try and start making amends for his actions through his own efforts, and figured he'd have better luck doing so in Sinnoh than rotting away in a jail cell in Hoenn. Maybe he'll succeed, maybe he won't, but unfortunately he'll still have to be prepared to make more sacrifices to achieve his goal.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,790 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/30/2016 - Published: 7/5/2015
Nuzlocke: Calamity Calls by mangaluva reviews
Three years after finding Red and settling Lugia and Ho-oh, Saylee has nightmares about gods again. With the help of Key, a new trainer, she'd like to find the avatars quickly and peacefully. Unfortunately, what she's still REALLY good at finding is trouble. (Sequel to Blood and Bond. Nuzlocke rules with dual protagonists.)
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 176,021 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/31/2015 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Complete
Yesterday is history: Tomorrow, a mystery by Still Stream reviews
When circumstances lead to Alvin literally reliving his childhood, Jude realizes that some things are best left in the past. [Alvin/Jude. Spoilers for post game and Alvin's backstory.]
Tales of Xillia - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,770 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Jude M., Alvin, Leia R. - Complete
Nuzlocke: Blood and Bond by mangaluva reviews
Sequel to "After Armageddon". Saylee heads west to the better-off nation of Johto in search of Team Rocket and her brother Red. Johto is a land of mysticism and mysteries, and the things that Saylee will discover will turn her world upside down... again.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 73 - Words: 234,325 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Lyra/Kotone, Cyndaquil/Hinoarashi - Complete
Kingdom Hearts: Eternal Protector by TeddyRuxpin reviews
This is boyxboy. Mainly SoraxOC, but also RoxasxOC a retelling of Kingdom Hearts, first chapter inside, won't hurt to take a peek!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 159,793 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 2/12/2014 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Sora, Roxas
Powerless Guardian by Boba Addict reviews
A monster who feeds on immortality appears, and Jack becomes his unfortunate victim. Now Jack, with all his immortality gone, is forced to live a drama-filled life as a normal 18-year-old boy named Jack Overland, all the while trying to find a way to become Jack Frost once again. Cover art by MaddieSeth on deviantArt.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 181,752 - Reviews: 1179 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Jack Frost - Complete
Kingdom Hearts III: Brotherhood of Dark by DarthKingdom reviews
A few months after Xemnas's defeat, the trio recieves a letter from the king. Of course, things aren't over yet! My version of Kingdom Hearts 3.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 136 - Words: 476,758 - Reviews: 2239 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Sora, Kairi
Malon's Epic Cow Delivery by The Additional Pylon reviews
Ever wonder how Malon was able to deliver a cow to Link's house? Or why Hyrule Field seemed so empty of monsters? Here's your answer. Witness the mind-boggling "meanwhile" story of OoT!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 130,143 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Malon, Link - Complete
Nuzlocke: After Armageddon by mangaluva reviews
Saylee wants to find her brother and protect her town, and to that end teams up with Chaz the Charmander. Chaz, too, wants to know something- just what exactly happened to Kanto since he was last out of his Pokeball? Based on my FR Nuzlocke run.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 53 - Words: 139,367 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Charmander/Hitokage - Complete
Loftwings and Riders: A Basic Guide by Shadsie reviews
Alternately: Loftwings for Dummies: A Guide for the Rest of Us. A speculative textbook-style basic guide to the history, riding and care of Skyloft's favorite featured bond-creatures. Learn how to care for your bird for a happy lifelong partnership.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,846 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Loftwing(s) - Complete
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1919 - Favs: 2,431 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
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The Multiple Personalities of Artemis Fowl reviews
An old fanfic written in the lead-up to The Last Guardian, and abandoned with the release of that book. Covering an alternate version of Artemis's treatment, with several more personalities rooted in his Atlantis Complex. Abandoned while unfinished, but intended to be an extended character study and coverage of things ignored in the main series, like family/friend relations.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,224 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/19/2017 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Angeline F., Artemis F., Butler, Orion F. - Complete
Pokestar Studios Productions reviews
Nate and Rosa, a pair of trainers from Aspertia City, are picked up as actors by Pokestar Studios. The pair proceeds to star in several series of successful films, covering many genres, and with many costars.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,766 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/9/2016 - Published: 7/5/2015 - Brycen/Hachiku, Nate/Kyouhei, Rosa/Mei
Do You Want to Hide a Body? reviews
Princess Anna is sick and tired of her distant older sister, and is ready to take drastic action when she thinks of the perfect solution: A song called "Come and Help Me Hide the Body" is the result. A humourous romp through the royal palace of Arendelle full of silly reference, non sequiturs, sister problems, and anvils.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,923 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2014 - Complete
Memories of Sinnoh reviews
Sinnoh, the Northern region, is a place of memory and history. The warnings of this past are equalled by the risk of the present, and powerful forces guide the necessary pieces into play. At risk of clichés, the fate of many lies in the hands of three. Sinnoh plot retelling with plentiful OCs, references, interpretations of characters, and general heroism.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,098 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Cynthia/Shirona, Darkrai, Cyrus/Akagi
Age of the Wilds reviews
500 years after the Age of the Five, a new immortal has joined the ranks of the seven Wilds. He now travels throughout Ithania to meet each immortal in their home and learn where his realm and specialty lie. Across the sea, a new power also readies its own warriors to attack the Ithanian continents, and the immortals need all of the help they can get, even from a Circlian mage.
Age of the Five Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,158 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 4/24/2012
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