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This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
Super Special Awesome Quotes Taken From My Childhood.
"If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos…then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation."
"You mean to tell me that me and Yugi are denstined to play card games for all of eternity? (Beat) Best. Destiny. Ever."
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits."
"Go fuck yourself with a lead pipe."
"All power is the same. Magic. Physical strength. Economic strength. Political strength. It all serves a single purpose-it gives its possessor a broader spectrum of choices. It creates alternative courses of action."
"Dude, this is fucking weak."
"Know thy self, know thy enemy. A thousand battles, a thousand victories."
"Goddamnit you guys."
"I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula and Superman away"
"I'm not crazy. You're version of sanity just bores me."
"We're now a quarter of an inch tall, and sixty four feet from the house. That's an equivalent of three-point-two miles. That's a long way. Even for a man of science." Nick Szalinski
"What do you want to do tonight Brain? ""The same thing we do every night Pinky, Try to take over the world!" Pinky & The Brain
"Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them" Office
"Any plan where you lose your hat is a bad plan"
"The aim of the wise is not to secure pleasure, but to avoid pain."
"Knowledge is power, guard it well."
"One should respect public opinion in so far as it is necessary to avoid starvation and to keep out of prison, but anything that goes beyond this is voluntary submission to an unnecessary tyranny."
"Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe."
"Giving money and power to Government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys."
"Diplomacy - the art of saying Nice doggie' 'til you can find a stick."
"Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn"
"Idle hands are the Devil's playthings."
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."
"I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a paranoid little weirdo. In Morse code."
"Once you have them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow"
"The only gossip I'm interested in is things from the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra bursts, 11 injured'. That kind of thing."
"When preparing to travel, lay out all your clothes and all your money. Then take half the clothes and twice the money".
"My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes."
"And on the eighth day God said, 'Okay, Murphy, you're in charge!'"
"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity."
"There's no such thing as fun for the whole family."
"War is hell and all that, but it has a good deal to recommend it. It wipes out all the small nuisances of peace-time."
"It is bad luck to fall out of a thirteenth story window on a Friday."
"A Buddhist monk, visiting New York City for the first time in twenty years, walked up to a hot dog vendor, handed him a twenty dollar bill, and said, "Make me one with everything."The vendor pocketed the money, and handed the Buddhist monk his hot dog. The monk, after waiting for a moment, asked for his change. The vendor looked at him and said, "Change comes from within." With a wistful smile, the monk walked away."
"I am the hammer, I am the right hand of the Emperor, the instrument of His will, the gauntlet about His fist, the tip of His spear, the edge of His sword!"
"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."
"They are in front of us, behind us, and we are flanked on both sides by an enemy that outnumbers us 29:1. They can't get away from us now!"
"One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late."
"I believe in benevolent dictatorship, provided I am the dictator"
"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."
"If I were invited to a dinner party with my characters, I wouldn't show up." Dr Seuss
"Hear no evil, speak no evil - and you'll never be invited to a party."
"Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble."
"If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon."
"It's always easier to get a partner if you already have one."
"If a man speaks deep in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him; is he still wrong?"
"The two things no man can ever understand; Women and what makes all men complete damn fools over women."
"Chaos. I remain, as ever, thy faithful, degenerate son."
When the Himalayan peasant meets the he-bear in his pride,
When Nag the basking cobra hears the careless foot of man,
Rudyard Kipling, first two stanzas of his work titled, "The Female of the Species"
What's the difference between a dead cat in the road and a dead clown in the road?"
"I'm not crazy! The voices in my head say so!"
"Hey man, love is a beautiful multi-tentacled thing. No need to suppress your feelings. Just get a room first, and clean up after yourselves."
"Don't fuck with doctors. They know how to mess you up."
"It's a bird!"
"It's a plane!"
"Will you shut the fuck up?!?"
"Don't take life too seriously 'cause in the end, you won't get out alive."
“Oh, this is me being brave! I wanna be brave at home, locked in my closet, with my teddy bear!”
"My Doctor told me to start killing people. Well not in those exact words. He said I had to reduce the stress in my life. Same thing."
"Why does Facebook even give me the option to like my own status? Of course I'll like my own status. I'm hilarious. And sexy."
"I hate when I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like 'You know what's a great movie? Paranormal activites.'"
"My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father."
"SCHOOL: 2 2 = 4
HOMEWORK: 2 4 2 = 8
EXAM: Omar has 4apples, his train is 7 minutes early. Calculate the mass of the sun."
Post this in your profile if you believe Homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
"One person's freedom-fighter is another person's terrorist."
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquiredSkills that make me anightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."
"Looked dead, didn't I? But I wasn't. And it wasn't for lack of trying, I can tell you that. Actually, Bill's last bullet put me in a coma. A coma I was to lie in for four years. When I woke up, I went on what the movie advertisements referred to as a. I roared. I rampaged. And I got bloody satisfaction. I've killed a hell of a lot of people to get to this point, but I have only one more. The last one. The one I'm driving to right now. The only one left. And when I arrive at my destination... I am gonna ."
— The Bride
AND I'M SINGLE."
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