La Pamplemousse
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Joined 04-16-03, id: 370771
Author has written 3 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, and Harry Potter.

I'm pretty much retired from fanfiction right now, but feel free to poke around below. Don't get your hopes up, though, most of it's pretty bad stuff...

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The Bounty Hunters Of Paris by KatsuraKotaro reviews
New heights of silliness are attained by four mismatched Les Mis favourites; Javert, Eponine, Fantine and Courfeyrac. Follow their escapades through the curious world of Parisian bounty hunting, sprinkled liberally with references to other fandoms.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,536 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 5/18/2003 - Javert, Eponine
Col & Mrs Brandon by Drusilla Dax reviews
What happened when Colonel Brandon came back to the Dashwoods' home... Complete
Sense and Sensibility - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,670 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/1/2007 - Published: 3/19/2003 - Complete
Only Slightly So by Jan. McNeville reviews
Disfigurement or damage does strange things to people's lives. MegErikOC triangle. Post WebberLeroux
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,588 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/9/2005 - Published: 10/5/2003
Ulterior Motives by DJ Nox reviews
Erik, desperate to win Christine over, begins to use...unusual methods to try and do so. However, not everything goes as planned... (ErikRaoul pairing. Yes. ErikRaoul. Slash. Don't like, don't read.) -Updated! Chapter 9-
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,794 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/28/2005 - Published: 11/21/2003
Once Again by Velveteen Nightmare reviews
Some Amis anger a gypsy woman who doles out revenge by turning them into children. COMPLETE
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,151 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/18/2004 - Published: 5/26/2003 - Complete
Love Potion Gone Wrong by Dancing Through Life reviews
In his play A Midsummer Night's Dream, Shakespeare had Puck put love flower - love juice on Lysander eyes, and Helena trips over Lysander and activates the potion. What would happen if somebody other then Helena tripped over him?
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,718 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/1/2004 - Published: 1/31/2004
You've No Manner of Luck at All, Mate by telegramsam reviews
Norrington gets booted from the Navy for the loss of the Interceptor and Sparrow. This is by far NOT the end of his bad luck. COMPLETE note AU, written before DMC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,268 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2004 - Complete
White Knight by Azelma reviews
He always bought her white roses, never red.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2004
Christine Daaé is Dead by The Grasshopper reviews
(COMPLETED!) So says the Paris Epoque.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,832 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/2/2004 - Published: 1/27/2004 - Complete
The Score of Phantom, Now Retitled by AuntieClimatic reviews
Inspired by EmaCarew1's re-titled score of Jekyll and Hyde. Now, see your favorite musical score re-titled.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2003
Into the Night by The Infant Phenomenon reviews
(Slash) Erik and Raoul find solace in eachother's company while in Venice.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,799 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/27/2003 - Published: 12/12/2003
Élan Vital by The Phantom Parisienne reviews
Erik dies, but reawakens in the body of a small child in the year 2003. He soon discovers that he wasn’t the only one; Christine, Nadir and Raoul are in 2003 as well. Strangely, the bodies that they are in belong to real children. ((Complete!))
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,518 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/23/2003 - Published: 7/26/2003 - Complete
An Evening with Narcissus by Dostoevsky's Mouse reviews
Dorian pays Basil a visit. Slash.
Picture of Dorian Gray - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,871 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2003 - Complete
Don't Take The Girl by Rumpleteaza reviews
Angsty little ficlet about Norrington after the end of the movie...yeah
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/23/2003 - Complete
The Destruction Of Man by Zath Chauvert reviews
Jekyll & Hyde musicalverse. A filk song about everyone’s favorite chemically-created, mass-murdering psychopath, Edward Hyde.
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2003 - E. Hyde, H. Jekyll - Complete
The Muses of Slash by Lady Alyssa reviews
Not really mythology, per se, more of a modern updating for the nine muses.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/16/2002
The Score of J&H Re-Titled by EmaCarew1 reviews
Just my new titles for Jekyll and Hyde songs, i think it is somewhat funny and had fun writing it so please r/r
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2000
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Angst reviews
From Harry Potter Fashion, a new fragrance... Draco Malfoy brings you... ANGST!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Green Eyed Monster reviews
Norrington tries to make Elizabeth jealous by pretending to be engaged to another woman. Sadly, that woman happens to be Anamaria. That, and Jack keeps showing up on Norrington's windowsill for no good reason...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/19/2004 - Published: 6/18/2004
Norrington's Special Fic reviews
COMPLETE A fic just for our little Commodore Norrington! Everyone's fallen madly in love with him except for Jack Sparrow! What on earth is going on? Another curse, perhaps?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,890 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/15/2004 - Published: 12/4/2003 - Complete