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Author has written 12 stories for Naruto, Yu Yu Hakusho, Hunter X Hunter, Fullmetal Alchemist, Shugo Chara!, Bleach, and Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人.
Hello, Hina here. I'm a Russian who's still studying English. Yup, English isn't my first language. I'm also currently learning Japanese and don't plan to drop it anytime soon. As much as I love reading and writing, drawing is a big hobby of mine as well. I love drawing. I'm currently addicted to it, and is what I'm usually doing when not on a laptop. I'm still learning, but I'd like to think I'm doing rather well and am improving at a good pace.
For all my lovely readers, and even lovelier reviewers, I'd like to thank you all if you're reading this. You guys are just the best and half the reason why I'm even writing on here. Okay, so maybe more like a 75 percent reason. I'm a review whore. Like, really. I love reviews, and will occasionally feel down when I don't get many. Yeah... Anyway, as much as I love reviews, I also love talking with my reviewers. Honestly. I really wish I could reply back to all my reviewers, but I get all shy. It's a stupid trait of mine that's really annoying. I'm too timid to start conversations with others and will often feel like a huge annoyance when I try to start conversations. But feel free to talk with me, I enjoy having people to talk to. And acquiring many friends on fanfiction is like one of my dreams. I love you all :3
A little note: if I don't update in a while, that's either because I'm being lazy, have writer's block, or something has happened to me that leaves me unable to write. It's usually the first two. Feel free to PM about it to get off my lazy butt, it'll help.
Let's see, what else should I say about myself? Well, I have two brothers, one older and another younger. My little brother is a lazy butt who loves picking on me and my older one is a super distance runner. I still can't understand how he enjoys running 18 km. Who likes running?
But, uh... I guess that's it.
Oh yeah, I also have a deviantart account if you guys want to contact me there. Check it out:
Here's some of my art:
A Not-So-Dream Dream
Living with the Zaoldyecks:
A Fallen Star
Digimon Adventure: The Ninth Child
The Daughter of the Wild and the Heavenly Guardian
Top Secret Magician's Birthday Picture!
Better is One Day (Yu Yu Hakusho x Naruto crossover)
Summary: When Genkai had sensed a strong and unfamiliar aura enter her land and went to see what it was, she had expected to come across some kind of demon or powerful human, not a half-dead girl sitting on the ground and leaning on a tree, with what looked like branches sticking out of her front.
Pairing(s): HieixHinata, YusukexKeiko, slight KuwabaraxYukina
Number of chapters: 8
Blossoming Terror (Naruto x Shingeki no Kyojin crossover)
Summary: "Don't you understand? You're never going back there! You can't! I can't! It's impossible! Just give up already, it's not going to happen. You're stuck here for the rest of your life, whether you like it or not." In which Hinata comes to a new world and must fight for her freedom.
Pairing(s): LevixHinata (possibly), OCxOC
Number of chapters: 11
The Gentle Fist Alchemist (Fullmetal Alchemist x Naruto crossover)
Summary: Hinata Hyuga is on a journey to find out who she really is and to find out she has joined the military. One day she receives an order to team up with Fullmetal, Hinata tries not to reveal too much about her. What'll happen when the three find out about each others pasts? Will they still help each other or will they turn against each other?
Number of chapters: 14
Needing a Friend (Hunter x Hunter x Naruto crossover)
Summary: Sick and tired of always being called a failure, Hyuga Hinata decides to take part in the Hunter Exam to prove them wrong. Together with her friend Kurama, the Nine-Tailed Demon Fox who is sealed inside her, the two make their way to passing the Exam.
Number of chapters: 26
Summary: The first time he had seen her, it was but a curious glance her way. The second time he saw her, she didn't leave much of an impression on him. And the third time? He wasn't sure what to think of her.
Number of chapters: 11
Needing a Friend Side Story: The Start of Team 7
Summary: This is a one-shot of how Hinata ended up on Team 7 and her first meeting with her teammates. Just a side story to my story Needing a Friend.
Number of chapters: 1
Come the Morning Light
Summary: She found him injured outside her village and vowed to protect and care for him from then on.
Pairing(s): Eventual HieixHinata
Number of chapters: 56
The Love of Two Crossdressers (Shugo Chara x Naruto crossover)
Summary: After being sent to Japan and having to go to a new school, Hinata learns that having a normal life is an impossible task. Why? Because what kind of human lays eggs? And not only that, but Hinata has to also try to keep her true gender a secret from everyone. But that's much easier said than done.
Number of chapters: 4
Living With the Zaoldyecks (Hunter x Hunter x Naruto crossover)
Summary: Just like the title suggests, this is about Hinata living with the Zaoldyecks.
Status: Ongoing (Off hiatus)
Number of chapters: 22
A Not-So-Dream Dream (Hunter x Hunter)
Summary: Waking up in the Hunter x Hunter world and not knowing how she got there, Lyrica came to the conclusion that it was all just a dream. So taking on one of her favorite characters name and hanging out with the gang, Lyrica finds herself having a blast. But she'll soon realize that this is anything but a dream. OC story. Rated T to be safe. R&R!
Number of chapters: 11
In Between Lies and Love (Hunter x Hunter x Naruto crossover)
Summary: Living with the Zoldycks Hinata learned how to be an assassin. But after going to the Hunter exam as a game, like Killua suggested, the young girl learns much more than just being a little assassin. Like the fact that she's engaged to her adoptive brother Killua!
Status: Ongoing (Hiatus)
Number of chapters: 2
(Collab. fic with leurelayne)
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
A moment of silence.
The Situation in Hell
The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A."
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If you ever spouted a Naruto character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile. Mostly "What a drag" or Believe it!" or "Foolish little brother" or copy Deidara's grunt, un.
Deidara will never be forgotten and will live on in our hearts. If you think this PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile.
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When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about
you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.
Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.
I feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us. If you believe in God and Jesus Christ is his Son. Then copy and paste this in your profile. If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
I saw this on a couple of profiles and wanted to try it out, too. It looks fun.
Pick twelve names randomly before reading the rest:
Have you read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to?
Tonpa/Hisoka? Nope. Never would I either. *Shuddes*
Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
Feitan? Yes, infinately yes. He's so hot, the sun can't match his smexiness.
What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?
If Meruem got Komugi pregnant? I'd squeal. They are just so cute together. :3 Shaiapouf would probably be devastated that his precious King impregnated a human girl.
Have you read any fic(s) about 9?
I've read fics with Coltopi in it. Haven't read any that was centered on him, though.
Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?
No. Just no. I don't even want Killua anywhere near him. If Tonpa tries anything, I'll barbecue him. I'm sure some lowly Chimera Ant would love to eat him. Though I probably don't have to. Killua can handle him no problem. But still...
5/9 or 5/10? Why?
Leorio/Coltopi or Leorio/Chrollo? I'd pick Leorio/Chrollo just because they would look better.
What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex?
What would happen if Melody walked in on Killua and Meruem having sex? Uh...
Melody: *opens door* Hey, Killua. I just came here to say-- AAAH!!
Meruem: *looks up* You have three seconds to get out or I'll kill you.
Killua: Melody! Help! PLEASE!!!
Melody: I'm sorry! *runs away*
I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry.
So I'll do both!
Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic.
Kurapika and Chrollo.
Infiltrating the Phantom Troupe and gathering information on them was supposed to be an easy task for him. And it should have been. Too bad it didn't turn out as he thought. He cursed the handsome spider head for capturing his heart before he could complete his mission! He'd make sure to have the sexy spider pay!
Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff?
I don't think so. But Gon/Komugi does sound like a cute couple. You have the innocent genius Komugi, with the seemingly naive Gon together. Hey, I actually like that. Though I prefer Gon more with Killua (even though I'm not a big yaoi fan).
Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt-comfort fic.
Melody/Meruem...? Umm... Pained Melody? I don't know.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Feitan deflower Gon? HAHAHAHAHA!!! *rolls on the floor laughing* Um, I don't know. Feitan has to gather information from Gon about Kurapika, a.k.a "The chain dude", but the only way to do that is through rape?
Does anyone on your friends list read 7 slash?
I don't think so.
Does anyone on your friends list read 3 het?
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?
Yes, actually. TSM drew Hisoka in a picture. I'm not quite sure about my other friends.
Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5?
Killua/Feitan/Leorio? Umm... I don't think so. Is there even a fic about the three together? For some reason, I actually would love to see a fic about Killua/Feitan, though. I'm so weird.
What might 10 scream out at a moment of great passion?
Chrollo? I have absolutely no idea. I don't know much about his character, since he hasn't appeared much in the anime or manga.
If you write a songfic about 8, what song would you choose?
Komugi's song? Fly to your heart by Selena Gomez, maybe. Not so sure.
If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warnings be?
Gon/Tonpa/Meruem? Excuse me while I go die of laughter. AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!! Okay, I'm do--AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHHAHA!!! Okay, now I'm done. I think...
Warning: Crack, and lots of it. Character death, blood, gore. Yeah...
What would be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?
Killua using a pickup line on Chrollo?
"Even insect repellent can't keep us away from each other."
Okay, that was awful.
When was the last time you read a fic about 5?
I read a fic including Leorio... Does that count? It was about a week ago when I was re-reading Phantom Troupe Cafe (you should really read it, it's hilarious!).
What is 6’s super-secret kink?
Please don't make me think about it.
Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober?
No, I really don't think Hisoka would shag Coltopi. Any other Troupe member, then there's a higher chance. But I don't think that Hisoka would do that to him, drunk or sober.
If 3 and 7 get together who tops?
Kurapika. Melody looks more of the submissive type. ;)
1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 4. 1, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief, unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3. What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who would read it. Name one person who should write it.
Gon and Coltopi are in a happy relationship until Coltopi runs off with Feitan. Gon, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Hisoka and a brief, unhappy affair with Meruem, then follows the wise advice of Leorio and finds true love with Kurapika.
Finding the One.
Yeah, crappy name... -_-
Umm, maybe TSM and, um... diff-r-ent-1 and, uh... Okay, I really have no idea. Would anyone even read a story like this? If they really did read a fic like that, then I hope that they can hold in their laughs. I'd probably die reading this fic.
I don't really care who writes it, just as long as I can get a good laugh from it.
How would you feel if 7/8 was canon?
Melody/Komugi? I'd have the sudden urge to hit Togashi-sensei in the face (no offense Togashi-sensei!). Komugi belongs with Meruem *stares at everyone maliciously* Anyone who cannot deal with it shall pay great consequences.
Do you think 2 is hot? How hot?
Killua? Hell yea! He's my favorite HxH character! He's so hot, he's tied in first with Feitan, who both have nothing on the sun! XD
12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and how does it succeed?
Meruem sends Komugi on a mission.
Meruem sends Komugi on a mission to buy a new Gungi set. Komugi, determined to complete her King's wish, sets out on the long journey to the store. She soon finds that her mission is much harder to complete then she thought as her blindness hinders her. Along the way, she meets two young boys who gladly help her.
What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
Leorio? I don't know, maybe for punching someone for pissing him off? Shop-lifting?
If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
Melody or Komugi? I'd have to say Melody just because she has some fighting experience and her Nen ability can calm people down. Komugi is blind and can't fight, so it'd be more like me saving her (which I don't really mind. I'd feel extremely guilty if Komugi was hurt). But then, having Komugi with me would guarantee Meruem's protection, as I doubt that he'd ever let something happen to her.
But if I had to choose, then Melody, I guess.
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In Honor of Stupid People
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap," (and that would be how??...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought??...)
On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time)?
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because??...)
On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what)?
On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)
On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Oh my ...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.
(I found this somewhere and thought it was just hilarious) How fast can you guess these words?
Answers: Books, Random, Fork, Pants, Pulse, and Six. You got them all wrong, didn’t you? You pervert…
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You know you're a fangirl when...
1. You read fanfiction and squeal out loud.
2. You write fanfiction.
3. You know all the fanfiction terms ex. lemon, lime, flames, etc.
4. You hate mary-sues with a passion.
5. You watch a movie/ read a book and then automatically think of all the different pairings.
6. You want to own merchandise of your favorite character.
7. You own merchandise of your favorite character.
8. You own a deviantart account.
9. You browse through deviantart.com and google pictures for the sole purpose of finding fanart.
10. Your computer screen background, screen saver, and mobile screen background are all pictures of your favorite anime character
11. You occasionally wonder why anime guys aren't real.
12. You start learning japanese.
13. You are often called childish for your love of anime, movies, and cartoons.
14. When people call anime 'cartoons', you are outraged.
15. You wish you could cosplay.
16. You cosplay
17. You are overjoyed when people say you look 'anime-ish'.
18. You know who 'L', Naruto, and Inuyasha are.
19. You hate anime dubbed into english.
20. You know more about the japanese culture than your own.
21. You occasionally glomp people.
22. You hyperventilate when you see someone who resembles an anime character.
23. You hyperventilate when you see a japanese person.
24. You hyperventilate when you see anime merchandise at an affordable price.
25. You tend to hyperventilate a lot.
26. You wish you could visit Japan.
Pick the month you were born in:
May—I did the Macarena with
July—I jumped on
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on: 1--a birdbath
7--my mobile phone
9--my best friends' boyfriend
11--my science teacher
14--a stuffed animal
19-- - a smurf
20--a baseball bat
25--a football player
31--A homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White--because I'm cool like that
Black--because that's how I roll.
Pink--because I'm crazy.
Red--because the voices told me to.
Blue--because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green--because I think I need some serious help.
Purple--because I'm AWESOME!
Gray--because Big Bird said to and he's my leader
Yellow--because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway
Brown--because I can..
Other--because I'm a Ninja!
None--because I can't control myself!
Combine and see what you get!
I yelled at a noodle because I'm sexy and do what I want.
Girls don't realize these things.
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.
Itachi -/ \-
Copy and paste this to your profile to help them take over the world!!
(.• (.•pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.
If you would absolutely love waking up in a different dimension full of magic, put this into your profile
WHEN A GUY SAY'S I LOVE YOU ODDS ARE IT ISN'T TRUE. WHEN HE MAKES YOU A PROMISE IT WILL MOST LIKELY BE BROKEN. HE SAYS "BABY YOUR THE ONLY ONE FOR ME', IS THAT WHAT HE'S REALLY THINKING? YOU HOLD HIS HAND AND PRAY THAT YOUR THE ONLY ONE. HE TELL'S YOU THAT HE'S BUSY AND WILL TALK TO YOU LATER, WHAT IS HE DOING? WHEN YOU LOOK INTO HIS EYES YOU KNOW YOUR LUCKY BUT HONEY DON'T FEEL SO LUCKY HE MIGHT JUST BE PLAYING YOU. ALMOST 30 PERCENT OF GIRLS THAT GET PLAYED OR DUMPED EITHER KILL THEMSELVES OR WISH TO DIE, YOU GIRLS THAT THINK YOU HAVE THE PERFECT GUY, THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU MAKE HIM YOUR EVERYTHING. LOVE IS A BATTLEFEILD, A GAME OF WIN OR LOSE. IF YOU HAVE BEEN HURT BY A GUY AND AGREE WITH THIS COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE.
To Every Girl:
To every girl that is SCARED to put her heart out there again, because she has been HURT too many times or so badly.
To every girl that has been cheated on, because she's not a slut who gives it up to any guy.
To every girl that dresses cute, not skanky.
To every girl who wants to be called beautiful, not hot.
To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect present for you.
To every girl who gets her heart broken, because he chose that bitch instead.
To every girl that would die to have a decent boyfriend.
To every girl who would just once like to be treated like a princess.
To every girl that cries at night because of another heartbreak.
To every girl that won't get down on her knees open her mouth just to get a boyfriend.
To every girl that just wants to hold hands.
To every girl that kisses him with meaning.
To every girl who just wishes he cared more.
To every girl who would just once want a guy to give their jacket up when they are cold.
To every girl who just wants him to call.
To every girl who lies awake at night thinking about him.
To every girl that just wants to cuddle.
To every girl that just wants to sleep with him without having sex.
To every girl who shows how much she cares and gets nothing back.
To every girl that thought "maybe this one could be the one."
To every girl that laughs at stupid stuff when she actually doesn't think it is funny.
To every girl who is just looking for that one and only. and is having a rough time along the way.
To every girl that doesn't want a guy who just plays with her emotions but actually cares about how she feels.
To every girl who wants words backed up with actions.
To every girl who doesn't just want to be another pretty face.
To every girl that fell for all the lies only to find themselves alone in the end.
To every girl that gave her heart away to have it shoved back in her face. never again
To every girl that has faith that "tomorrow will be a better day." And it will be.
To every girl that has gone through all of the above, thinking she would never have her happily ever after, you will find it.
If you are a nice girl put this on you profile under the title : "To every girl."
If you are a guy that thinks every girl should try to think about even a few of these things repost it as "I am looking for this girl" or if u have this girl put this on you profile under the title " I have this girl"
If you've ever attempted alchemy by clapping your hands or drawing an array, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.
If you like ShikaTema better than ShikaIno, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love Naruto so much that you wish the characters were real or that you are one of them, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that it would be fun to be an anime character, copy this into your profile.
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .sSS... ... ..sS... ... ... ... ... ... ... . If you're a girl and you've ever
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