The Silver Luck of Ella
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Author has written 1 story for Maximum Ride.

I am rewriting all of my stories.

They shall be better with less errors.

I hope you enjoy them better and thank you.

(I realize this is stupid so main idea: rewriting stories and starting over,

I hope you will like or fav. them and enjoy!

Oh! and thank you for all the support and kindness you gave.)

[If not then enjoy the stories anyway]

So after a year (just about) I'm back and with new and improved stories!

*cricket sounds in the background*

so yeah...

Enjoy and please don't read any of my old stories!!!!!!

Stuff that I found and enjoy

Anyways, I'll try to update at least once a week if not one a month.

50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.

Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

When there are people behind you, walk really slow, especially thin narrow aisles.

Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what happens.

Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to “10”.

Play with the automatic doors.

Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!...” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, “Who buys this crap, anyway?”

Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.

Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re taking it for a “test drive.”

Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away.

Continue to do this until they leave the department.

Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, “Wow. Magic!”

Put M&M’s on layaway.

Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.

Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch” from the other aisles.

Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, “...I’m Batman. Come, Robin—to the Batcave!”

TP as much of the store as possible.

Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

Play with the calculators so that they all spell “hello” upside down.

When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, “Why won’t you people just leave me alone?”

When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, “Red Rover!”

Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., “Do you have any Shnerples here?”

Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

Take bets on the battle described above.

Nonchalantly “test” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

Act as spastic as possible.

Hold indoor shopping cart races.

Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission: Impossible.

Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

Say things like, “Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?”

Set up a “Valet Parking” sign in front of the store.

Two words: “Marco Polo.”

Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.

“Re-alphabetize” the CD’s in Electronics.

In the auto department, practice your “Madonna” look with various funnels.

When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, “No, no! It’s those voices again!”

Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax.

If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck k!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Children Are Quick

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .

MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'


TEACHER: No, that's wrong

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

(I Love this child)

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?


TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.


TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '

MILLIE: I is..

TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.'

MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.

Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand...

TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?

CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

(I want to hug this kid!!!)

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher

The Sunday School Teacher: Now, Johnny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?

Johnny: I don’t have to. My mom is a good cook.

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The Girl In My Dreams by Golden Butterfly of Atlantis reviews
It was at that moment that I realized something I hadn't completely understood before. Max wasn't normal by any standards. She was overly zealous about the wrong things in life, but it was more than that. She wasn't just a person not to be messed with, she was dangerous. I liked dangerous.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,312 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Max, Fang
Project: Family by DemiSpy reviews
"Your assignment consists of being 'married' to your partner and 'adopting' a child from the orphanage for a week, making it the best week of his or her life." Mr. Henderson said. "Partners... Max with Fang." AU/AH Dunno why it's T. Complete. Edit Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,145 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Dear Blank, Sincerely Blank by QueenKira reviews
Humorous exchanges between characters that always start with 'Dear', and end with 'Sincerely'. Drabble fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 81 - Words: 5,487 - Reviews: 2389 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Real Sides to the Greek GodsGoddesses by The Royal Firework Spark reviews
All of these are short one shots about my thoughts on the Greek gods/goddesses. What if Hera was passionate? What if Ares was nice? What if Aphrodite was smart? I'll try to update as much a possible, but I don't have much free time.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 4/14/2012
Please Type Your Answer on the Blank Provided by c.a.username15 reviews
Max, Fang, and the rest of the Flock fill out a personality profile questionnaire. A bit Max/Fang, Iggy/Ella in later chapters.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,374 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 6/9/2011
Freak Fest by The Wolf Who Walks Alone reviews
Max is the main attraction of a theme park displaying mutants like animals. All that she wants is some company. That's when Fang, a mutant fighting champion comes along; Max's prearranged 'mate'. Will they succumb to 'fate' or will they clash instead? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 128,866 - Reviews: 1218 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Max, Fang
50 Ways To Die: Dylan Style by noodlearms00 reviews
50 oneshots of Dylan dying, it has gore, it has murderous flock members, It has PSYCHOPATHIC SHEEP. You know it's gonna be good.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 39 - Words: 19,066 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Dylan
PS: I Hate You by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Regulus writes a rude note to Voldemort...and starts a trend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 22,940 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Regulus B.
Status Updates by TyedyeLongshadow reviews
How The Hunger Games went down, Facebook style.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,220 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
The Many Ways To Kill Dylan by Jabberjay reviews
The ways to kill Dylan! :D Originally Death By FANGirls. T for character death.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,552 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Dylan
I Have a Complaint to Make by Jelly Princess reviews
James Patterson has some... unexpected visitors. Unexpected and extremely TICKED OFF visitors. One-shot. Contains spoilers for ANGEL. Did you hate that book? Did you think ANGEL was totally screwed up? R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Max - Complete
150 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Camp HalfBlood by Taayluur reviews
Why Hello liberated Demi-Gods of Camp Half-Blood! Connor and Travis Stoll here, and after much thinking. We decided ,Hell, Kronos is gonna kill us all soon anyway? So why not make a list! A list no one has ever dared to make before...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,444 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Connor S., Travis S. - Complete
Delicious Mexicans by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Fang overhears Max sleeptalking, and because he's a creeper like that, he sneaks in to listen. Oneshot, Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Fang, Max - Complete
Fang or Dylan? Who Will It Be? by Xx-Erin-xX-AthrunxCagallifan reviews
This is the utter proof that I need to say that I have absolutely no life but this is my study on why it will be Fang and not Dylan.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,195 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Fang, Max - Complete
Amazing Cliches by rainbowstrike reviews
This parodies the many over-used fanfiction topics that I've seen around here. Stupid, random, & OOC in a good way :D. Hopefully I can give you a good laugh. Rated T because I dunno what will pop out of my mind at times. Chapter 35; A/N Chapter of doom
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 31,205 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 7/10/2009
Dylan's Face by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
For all those haters of Dylan, or just those who love a good insult. A list of the terrible things Dylan's face has brought upon us. It's a Maximum Ride fan's version of Chuck Norris jokes!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Dylan
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8207 - Favs: 1,834 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Fangalicious! by rainbowstrike reviews
A little idea I had involving Fang, and the song 'fergalicious'. Now a multi-chap story! Parodying certain songs around the flock. -grins- Iggy's bringin' sexy back, apparently... Rated T 'cos of some lyrics.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Fang, Iggy
Rating by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Fang, bored, starts to rate girls walking by along with Gazzy and Iggy. The trio gets more than they bargained for when a familiar-looking girl walks by. Fax, oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 93 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Our Nightmare reviews
(This is my version of Maximum Ride. No like No read) *REWRITE* A new evil has risen and another Nightmare has begun. Will they complete their mission or be destroyed before they can even start it. Come and joining their nightmare and see what W.I.C.K.E.D. created.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2013