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Author has written 5 stories for Naruto.
Name - Jay
Age: Rarely act it.
Location: easily enough obtained if you put the right know how and effort into it. Good luck.
People who I happen to admire: Brandon Sanderson, because he is a fantastic fantasy writer. The best.
- Kenchi618/ThirdFang, they inspired me to utilize my time in this manner.
- Oscar wilde, he said some pretty damn funny stuff.
- My dad, he made me, enough said.
Dreams - To have Kenchi618 and ThirdFang read, review, and if the stars are properly aligned favorite/like my story/stories. They are the reason I started to write fanfiction in the first place.
Likes: Reading (this includes fanfiction), Training my Martial arts, playing piano, enjoying existance.
Dislikes: Gravity and the conception of time.
Male. Fanfiction. Writers.
We kick butt. We endorse weird pairings, have unnecessary amounts of death in our stories, and generally have a lower reviews - to - hits and higher words - per - story ratio than our female compatriots. We work harder for less pay and make shockingly (shockingly!) chauvinistic generalizations about women and ourselves. We are, in the David Barry sense, Guys, not Men. The fact that we believe our Y chromosome makes us different is evidence enough for the arrogance of our thought. We are, curiously enough, oftentimes the victims of "vicious computer viruses" and "unprecendent hard drive erasures," a by-product of our shameless propensity to lie about the alacrity of our update times. We write fanfics to avoid doing homework and read fanfics to avoid writing them, pursuing the extenuating muse of inspiration. We are completely, utterly, (convinced that we're awesome.